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Date   : 02/26/2008    Duedate: 03/10/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-562

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BABES 36/3876        3087 1970 59 61.0      KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209             
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         STREET PIZZA 18/786                   
    F BALLS 4/5204                              STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
  2 REDUX 6 82/5045      1723 1221 20 58.5   13 SIR AGLIO 10/2079    1167 1083 10 51.9
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                     14 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     109  107  0 50.5
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505                    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    THIS SUCKS 96/5378                       15 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  507  511  4 49.8
  3 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    59   44  2 57.3      PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
  4 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   330  262  3 55.7      LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                     16-BLACK TIDE 12/3072     20   21  0 48.8
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207                    FACES OF DEATH 25/1092                
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                   17 MID EARTH 29/1543     221  235  3 48.5
  5 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    1995 1590 24 55.6      MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460                
    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                       SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                
    RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                       VISIONIST INC II 68/2689              
    CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155                 18 MADTOWN 25/5125        29   31  0 48.3
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        RANDOM SITH 62/5446                   
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                   19 FANTASIA 1/4914      1428 1536 15 48.2
  6 PIMPS 9/4318          283  230  2 55.2      END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    INQUISITION CLONES 38/5399                  THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                      UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    D-LID-INQUISITION 66/5479                   MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385                    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                   CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
  7 KANSANS 82/5077      1014  830 12 55.0      THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    EXOTIC TASTES 40/5229                       CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
    BLADES OF TERROR 61/5254                    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744                 20 FANGS 9/5444         1169 1254 10 48.2
    NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822                   MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
    DIS-TEAM 63/3521                            OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    SURPRISE! 63/4736                           SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808                    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                        MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437             
  8 DARK WARDS 9/5520      12   10  1 54.5      I GOTTA GO 30/4646                    
    DARK TOADS 04W 82/5508                      NUMBERS 11 82/5406                    
  9 F-CDC DARC-C 66/5471  279  234  4 54.4      MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463             
 10 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    917  780 12 54.0      NUMBERS 6 82/5407                     
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212             
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237             21 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1438 1567 21 47.9
 11 BARHOPPERS 25/4686     24   21  0 53.3      CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
 12 TEMPE '99 82/5486     171  155  2 52.5   22 LOST CAUSE 35/4022     44   52  1 45.8
    HER ALTEREGO 82/5500                     23 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  734  882  8 45.4
    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                   24 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    76   94  1 44.7
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435                NEUROMANCERS 40/5517                  
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251             25-DRAGONBANE G 81/5516   23   29  0 44.2
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211                26 REDHORSE 56/3727      339  457  1 42.6

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    DARKLINGS 74/3457                           BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
 27 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   33   46  0 41.8   35 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  156  317  0 33.0
 28 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   37   52  0 41.6   36 ELFQUEST 11/4928      285  583  3 32.8
 29 HI ROLLERS 6/2129      79  112  1 41.4      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
 30-DEATH'S DOOR 1/5252    23   34  0 40.4      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
 31-AMEN! 7/5467            2    3  1 40.0      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 32-PROJECT HAYS 82/4650   42   75  0 35.9      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
 33 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  662 1262  6 34.4   37-AVERAGE GUYS 56/4552    1    3  0 25.0
 34 STORIES 49/2835       935 1859 17 33.5   38-TEAM CHAOS EL 5/5518    0    2  0  0.0
    VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

My dear friends!

     Rupture Farms (Bigface) avoided Average Guys.  YAY!  Well done!  Well done
indeed, Bigface!  BIGFACE (82-237) (7-4-0,69) of RUPTURE FARMS challenged N.D. GRASSE
(16-4367) (16-60-1,62) of PUNNY AMINALS.  BIGFACE demolished N.D. GRASSE in an action
packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     KING BEAR (35-3629) (71-29-3,254) of THE BEARS challenged QUINTAL (18-8341) (51-
41-2,213) of PENTARCHIE-18.  KING BEAR viciously subdued QUINTAL in a 2 minute
Challenge Title fight.  It's good that the Tower Guardian challenged.  I would rather
see him challenge Cerebral Janitor, though.  THAT would be an interesting fight.  Or
Alvin York.  That'd be a good one, too.  I don't know about Jobee -- he's a little
unseasoned, don't you think?
     Not surprisingly, Kaiden remains our Overall Popularity Leader.  TY DEL-WAVE
(29-3539) (53-56-0,193) of FORCE OF NATURE challenged KAIDEN (35-3108) (126-136-
2,203) of VIOLENT FEMS.  TY DEL-WAVE devastated KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided Challenge battle.  Well... she didn't look that good in this particular
fight.  But she looks very, very good most of the time.
     LOUANNSALLY (18-4564) (49-50-3,194) of OUT OF THE HILLS challenged TURD BURGLAR
(2-5431) (36-39-0,189) of INQUISITION SL5.  LOUANNSALLY was defeated by TURD BURGLAR
in an action packed 4 minute Challenge melee.  Louansally was voted this cycle's
favorite warrior.  It's partly the name, you know.  The spectators like anyone who
fights T.B.
     WOLFBROTHER (11-6706) (25-28-2,59) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought DELAWARE RUN
(42-4400) (21-10-4,88) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  WOLFBROTHER was vanquished by DELAWARE RUN
in a 1 minute uneven melee.  You wouldn't know, just by looking at the numbers, why
Wolfbrother was voted this cycle's least popular warrior.  True, his opponent was
less experienced.  But Delaware Run has a much more impressive record and higher
recognition points.  You want to know why Wolfbrother was least popular?  Let's just
say... one ought not to give up that easily.  Mind you, I've never been a gladiator
and sometimes I suspect that if I had to try it, I would have an attack of
intelligence and instantly surrender when the Arenamaster says "Begin."  Or not.
Sometimes I wonder.  I try not to wonder too much because it might tempt Perdina.  Oh
well.
     No one died.  Cause for celebration!  Come on around to the Tower -- there's
brandied punch and venison jerky for one and all!  And we are very much looking
forward to spring and the availability of a wider selection of foods, eh?
     It has been a long, cold winter.  Let's see a show of hands from everyone who's
ready for it to be over...  That many, eh?
     I had a dream last night:  That if everyone would get together and burn some
fossil fuels all across the world at the same time, we could warm the globe and drive
the glaciers back to the Arctic Circle where they belong.  Wouldn't that be lovely?

                                 Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING BEAR 35-3629           72  29  3  267  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    83  61  0  396  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-DONNA 36-5966               47  18  1  322  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      55  38  1  289  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 JOBOO 1-4670                48  31  3  284  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         31   8  5  277  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           85  68  0  262  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        52  31  0  255  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    80  66  5  252  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        102  52  2  236  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           25  22  1  224  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        62  60  0  223  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        50  30  1  223  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           48  46  0  223  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 KRAMER 47-5191              34  32  0  221  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        111  75  2  217  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      67  89  0  217  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FAT BACK 96-1610            40  25  4  216  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 ELENDUR 29-2013             73  64  1  215  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         32   6  1  214  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          44  21  7  212  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      50  50  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MARCIE 36-6076              25  15  1  209  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         54  56  0  208  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 MAC 35-2993                 51  38  0  208  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          63  44  2  207  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 QUINTAL 18-8341             51  42  2  207  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     42  22  1  207  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ACK VERT 18-7429           100  54  1  206  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          87 111  4  206  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            41  14  1  206  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         61  62  2  205  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        84  74  1  203  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 HOFFA 49-3185               83 159  0  203  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-AUJARD 8-4639               39  34  0  203  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 T. ZER 9-5011               47  23  3  202  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      90  76  0  201  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 LA TOUR 18-8525             42  49  0  201  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 YOBER 2-4537                26  21  1  201  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         37  39  0  200  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    67  53  2  199  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           34  31  5  199  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   46  37  0  198  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       60  74  0  197  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 OTIS 3-6501                 38  28  4  197  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         79  41  4  196  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 QUASAR 18-5925              65  77  0  196  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       60  60  3  195  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SPAZ 82-6629                36  16  2  195  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       58  33  2  194  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           42  18  0  194  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  43  27  1  193  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         62  63  1  192  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       62  84  0  191  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 HALO 11-6189                40  19  2  191  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 REM 74-2853                 36  31  0  191  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 CEER 96-1537                28  29  4  191  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     49  70  2  190  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FALCON 82-11173             35  33  1  190  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              33  12  1  190  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          21  20  2  190  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       83  89  2  189  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         49  51  3  189  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              29  19  1  189  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 DONAHAR 24-3006             45  43  1  188  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        39  36  1  188  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    122  59  2  187  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         28  43  1  187  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 KAIDEN 35-3108             126 137  2  186  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           49  80  0  186  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 WEYLUND 82-3660             48  54  1  186  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             34  20  0  185  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     50  30  2  184  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
-BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          42  36  0  184  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          60  65  1  182  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 EVERSTORM 69-641            96  97  2  181  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        35  39  0  180  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
-BANDIT 12-3231              27   6  1  180  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   64  54  3  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      54  81  0  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            46  21  0  178  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 GAZELLE 56-3701             48  62  0  177  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    37  32  0  172  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 RAINSONG 11-6128            43  68  0  171  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          30  22  1  170  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         35  56  1  169  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         33  45  1  167  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             55  77  1  166  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SANDMAN 74-2896             22  33  2  164  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 CALYX 30-4151               33  28  2  163  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  33  29  2  155  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   26  36  1  155  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            28   5  1  150  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 TONNELLE 52-3634            27  14  2  150  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 SCRAG 96-1173               22   9  4  149  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        16   8  1  147  MASTERS OF SAND (5460)     NIANIA
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            90 115  4  146  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    27  37  1  146  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 ICE FOX 5-3877              26  13  0  144  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 ORAN JI 16-5299             23  17  1  143  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           20   5  3  143  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 NIKITA 36-6639              20  13  1  143  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         38  30  1  141  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HONEY 11-6368               35  58  2  141  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   43  94  0  137  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          40  25  1  137  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653      29   8  2  137  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         47  22  0  136  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MADONNA 60-7780             31  19  3  135  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         24  22  0  130  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 RAJEREK 21-6045             22   4  0  130  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 COYOTE 60-7626              29  26  2  129  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-MACS 60-7797                23  24  2  127  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 HARSIESUS 60-6871           24  21  1  126  INQUISITION SG-1 (5385)    ARADI
 ZIMA 1-7750                 30  19  0  117  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
-SLINKY 25-3080              28  19  0  117  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546      18   3  1  117  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRANK 3-5707                72 133  1  109  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 CYCLONE 60-6816             23  15  1  109  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 2804 82-17776               24  36  2  108  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744      34  23  0  102  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400       20   9  1  101  SURPRISE! (4736)           AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 2301 82-17798               26  36  1  100  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         23  10  1  100  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-DJININSKI 21-5953           22  34  0  100  SWORD OPERA (4211)         SUNSET
 ANGST 35-3560               21  16  0  100  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          26  23  2   98  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-SCRUFF 14-4421              28  13  0   97  THE DOGHOUSE (4165)        TOBIR
 WHITE SPIDER 25-4548        21  21  2   96  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
-SLAMMER 7-2726              16  14  4   94  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-ZERO VISABILITY 29-4495     21  29  0   92  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        22  10  4   91  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCYTHE 61-3284              15   1  0   90  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     28  12  0   89  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       16  18  6   86  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           22   8  0   85  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-MOSES 7-2727                20  10  0   85  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
 SPEKTER 36-4921             16  11  0   85  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000        22   1  1   84  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        22   9  1   84  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
-WINTER SHADOWS 12-6526      22  18  0   84  SWEET MAGIC (3445)         RIZTAB
 PITER DEVRIES 2-5392        15   9  0   84  MASTERS OF SAND (5460)     NIANIA
 CUEBALL 6-5025              21  19  1   82  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
 MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270   5   3  0   82  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          29  20  0   78  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         27  52  1   78  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SOLDIER #3 3-6683           23  15  1   78  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BOTTACELLI 82-22958         14   2  0   78  HER ALTEREGO (5500)        DWES EG
 BIGFACE 82-237               8   4  0   78  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 SCROD BOY 38-4675           19  24  1   77  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
 FOGGED IN 82-1298            8   7  1   77  TEMPE '99 (5486)           DWES EG
 2 INAROW 82-22945            7   9  0   75  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
 HANA 82-24461               12   5  0   74  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             22  32  2   73  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    22  18  1   73  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 JACKHAMMER 11-6613          20   9  6   73  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 FARSHOT 11-6713             19   8  0   70  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            24  37  0   69  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-THE JONAH 51-5360           19  10  1   68  BLACK CONVENTICLE (5430)   TRICORUS
 DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223      10   5  0   68  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
-KORONEDUS 2-5430            18  13  0   67  THE GOLDEN FISH (4367)     NIANIA
 DARTH SION 18-9233          25  29  1   66  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 LU LENNY 66-4250            18  11  1   66  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   33  75  2   65  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 LENEXA 82-22809             13   2  0   64  KANSANS (5077)             DWES EG
 SCADDIE 42-4381             20  15  1   63  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046       9   7  0   62  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           25  68  1   60  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         25  29  2   59  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 66-4290     20   9  0   59  D-LID-INQUISITION (5479)   TARRGIR
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           18  12  0   59  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         16  61  1   58  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       21   6  0   57  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
-DRAG QUEEN 56-2333          17  11  1   57  AVERAGE GUYS (4552)        ROCANIS
-MOON CHILD 5-4878           16   8  0   56  TEAM CHAOS ELITE (5518)    KALTOS
 SHIFTER 35-3578             22  13  3   54  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARTH NIKILUS 62-4358       17  17  0   54  RANDOM SITH (5446)         VALAMANTIS
-BELLA DEANE 40-4249         14  11  0   53  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  10   6  1   53  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 ABNORMAL 35-3583            21   8  2   52  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
-DR HOOK 25-4403             14   7  2   51  THE RED BLADES (170)       LYRATILAN
 MAGENTA 3-5711              71 133  0   50  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 BUTTERED BEAVER 40-4042      6   0  0   47  EXOTIC TASTES (5229)       ZENSU
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      21  18  1   46  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 HK-47 18-8584               25  58  0   40  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          17   8  3   40  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           26  15  0   33  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 NASTY RASH 96-2347           8   4  4   30  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 INCISOR 9-5185              16  16  1   27  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 STEINBACH 30-4473           35  59  0   25  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         23  37  0   24  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801     6   0  0   22  DONT ANSWER THAT (5505)    DWES EG
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         18  10  1   21  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Bigface -- Ah, that must make a lot to wash.  I don't envy you that task.  Of course,
it also means that when you to project a feeling, such as menace or happiness or
whatever, you've got a really good start on it.  But then again, if you're going to
have trouble with your complexion, just LOOK at how much trouble you could have!
Or--  Well, maybe I should let this drop.  But the sun is shining.  It affects me
this way. -- N.D. Grasse

Notthur -- Sorcery, hmm?  Well, I suppose I can see why; it's always the
disadvantaged that go for strange kinds of dominance, yes?  So you...no, wait.  I
don't want to pick up whatever N.D. has!  Um... good fight. -- Peach Nutt

Eternal D.J. -- Just think of me as eternally turning it off again, okay?  But I
thank you sincerely for the win and the four skills. -- Oran Ji

Cracked and Leaking -- This is what happens when you put your pizza in old boxes. --
Punh Jently
P.S.  And with too much tomato sauce.  Euwh.  Really messy.

Farshot -- Damn.  Young hotshots, gotta hate 'em.  Good work, though. -- O Puncha

     Galen -- It is not strain.  I find it entertaining. -- Perdina

     I suppose I should feel honored that a goddess wants to use her imagination on
     me.  Somehow, though.... -- Galen

Halo -- Well, I was surprised to win that one!  You've got a better record than me,
and the style advantage.  I'll take it, though.  How's the arm? -- Rem

Romuald B Tune -- I love your name.  It's so...jazzy. -- Sleepwalker

Paul Atreides -- I'd say that was a case where experience carried the day, huh?
Sorry I had to wear you down a little bit. -- Gazelle

Otis -- Gee!  Thank you for showing me those very important skills!  What can I do to
show my appreciation? -- Sandman

28 January 2008
CALLING ALL THUGS, BRUTES, OGRES, QUARTER HALF WITS, SHALLOW HALBERD ENTHUSIASTS AND
MAUL RATS:  Since the Bashing style has often been maligned in the forums, it is time
to give the style a little tough love with the following concept:  An ALL-BASHER
arena.  The rules are simple--enter the arena as a rookie basher.  That's it.  RSI
said I need to get 20 managers on board and I'm about half way there.  If you are
interested in taking part, PM me in the forums or email me:  chase at accesspr.com
and put D2 in the subject header.

Chase a.k.a. SwineTiger

2 February 2008
ATTENTION EVERYONE -- In March I am going to do manager lists for all arenas.  This
is part of my ongoing and undoubtedly largely futile attempt to get my lists
organized.  If you think I might not know who you are or if you think I might and
you'd rather I not share that information, let me know this month!  You can e-mail
me at Sue at solberg dash mathews dot com (replacing the at, dash and dot with
appropriate characters.  You can send a diplo to The Saint.  You can put an ad in
the newsletter.  Semaphore doesn't work so well, nor does telepathy. -- The Saint,
keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KING BEAR viciously subdued QUINTAL in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH subdued LA TOUR in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
T. ZER was defeated by PERSIANA JONES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
NUTCRACKER viciously subdued PORK ROLL in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
CEER was devastated by FLABBY-O in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
KRAMER devastated REM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LOUANNSALLY was defeated by TURD BURGLAR in a action packed 4 minute Challenge melee.
FALCON slimly lost to HOFFA in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
HALO won victory over STRONGBOW in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
VAMPIRE was overpowered by IMAGE ENHANCER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
FLAT TOP overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TY DEL-WAVE devastated KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
MARCIE overpowered OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
FOOT BALL defeated NUMBER CRUNCHER in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
SKINWALKER devastated FRANK in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
RAJEREK devastated RHYTHM METHOD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BIKINI LINE overpowered SIR CUMFERENCE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CYCLONE beat 2301 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
BUTTERED BEAVER devastated PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SCYTHE overpowered JUMPIN' in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DIS-FUNCTIONAL overpowered SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
MILES HITS THE ROAD overcame SCADDIE in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
BIGFACE demolished N.D. GRASSE in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LENEXA beat CRACKED AND LEAKING in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
CRAZY FINGERS was narrowly defeated by ELENDUR in a 2 minute bout.
PYGMY SHREW was demolished by SQUIRREL NUT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
AUDIE MURPHY slimly won victory over MIYAGI'S MIATA in a popular 2 minute fray.
ALVIN YORK handily defeated YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SPOTTED PONY handily defeated HIGH ELF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was defeated by REDDI WHIP in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
CEREBRAL JANITOR overpowered QUASAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
JOBOO vanquished CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
FAT BACK subdued SALENA WARSMITH in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
BART WELLENS handily defeated SPAZ in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ANGELIC SMURF subdued WIRLITZ in a popular 1 minute duel.
WALL OF GLASS was overpowered by PRODIGAL SON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE NOTHING was handily defeated by YELLOWJACKET in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SNIPER BEAR demolished CALYX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
NEOPHYTE was subdued by YOBER in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
SHEPHERD MOON overcame PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
ACK VERT overpowered MARK OF THE BEAST in a 1 minute uneven competition.
LE PAIN DLG beat DONAHAR in a exciting 3 minute gory fight.
EVERSTORM was viciously subdued by NOTTHUR in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE defeated SKYWISE in a action packed 5 minute competition.
GENEVIEVE demolished BLACK MESSIAH in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
CARE-LESS subdued BLACK ARCHER in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
DEATHBRINGER was devastated by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PUDDING PARADE was demolished by OTIS in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
ROMUALD B TUNE devastated JOLEE BINDO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
MAC beat THE SHOCKER in a action packed 1 minute bout.
RAINSONG devastated ZIMA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WEYLUND devastated ORAN JI in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
SQUIRREL KILLER defeated GAZELLE in a exciting 3 minute duel.
SLEEPWALKER handily defeated FIBULARIS in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
MADONNA was devastated by SANDMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIFF-RAFF was luckily beaten by EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a action packed 2 minute duel.
LEE LEE LO LEE was overpowered by CHICKEN HAWK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TATIANA SEASPRITE lost to TONNELLE in a exciting 1 minute match.
ICE FOX demolished JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HONEY was defeated by SCRAG in a exciting 2 minute contest.
NIKITA lost to TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a exciting 2 minute contest.
FRANKENBUTT overpowered 2804 in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PEACH NUTT was overpowered by ACHONDROPLASIA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PAUL ATREIDES overpowered HARSIESUS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
COYOTE was savagely defeated by ETERNAL D.J. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was overpowered by PITER DEVRIES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ANGST handily defeated 2 INAROW in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
CUEBALL overpowered STEINBACH in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
SHIFTER was handily defeated by SOLDIER #3 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
INCISOR was devastated by FARSHOT in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
SOLSBURY HILL demolished THOMAS FOWLER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
THE BIG CAT was demolished by ARTHUR BEYER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CONSORTIUM? bested MISSION VAO in a 3 minute bout.
PS-TURD BUNGLER was demolished by SPEKTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
FOGGED IN demolished DRUNK DENNIS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
O PUNCHA was beaten by BOB LE CANADIEN in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
LU LENNY was demolished by WHITE SPIDER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BELY MEDVED overpowered ABNORMAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
DARTH NIKILUS was overpowered by HANA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HK-47 was overpowered by UNHOLY GERBIL in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven battle.
BOTTACELLI overpowered MAGENTA in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
OPEN UP, POLICE vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SOLDIER #1 was overpowered by TREESTUMP in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
NASTY RASH was vanquished by JACKHAMMER in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
WOLFBROTHER was vanquished by DELAWARE RUN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DARTH SION was overcome by SCROD BOY in a exciting 3 minute match.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ was viciously subdued by TRIANGLE MAN in a 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  48         WALL OF STEEL     78 -  65 -  2      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      26         AIMED BLOW       129 - 109 -  2      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         LUNGING ATTACK   224 - 203 -  4      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         SLASHING ATTACK   79 -  80 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         STRIKING ATTACK   73 -  76 -  2      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         BASHING ATTACK    36 -  39 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  30 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         TOTAL PARRY       75 -  97 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-LUNGE       44 -  57 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  33 -  1      37  |

Turn 562 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 27         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        5 - 11         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     12 -  9                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  8                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        14 - 12                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KING BEAR 35-3629          72  29  3  267 THE BEARS (2674)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   83  61  0  396 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  JOBOO 1-4670               48  31  3  284 SWEORDMASTERS (4796)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          85  68  0  262 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
AIMED BLOW       BART WELLENS 11-4848       52  31  0  255 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)
WALL OF STEEL    AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160       102  52  2  236 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351       62  60  0  223 THE REVELATION (1582)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            51  42  2  207 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
TOTAL PARRY      HOFFA 49-3185              83 159  0  203 STORIES (2835)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            45  43  1  188 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LOUANNSALLY 18-4564.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK ARCHER 
12-3712, FALCON 82-11173, LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048, SKYWISE 11-5687, SQUIRREL KILLER 
82-3278, O PUNCHA 16-5531, DARTH SION 18-9233, CARE-LESS 56-3356, ETERNAL D.J. 
3-5931, and KING BEAR 35-3629.

The least popular fighter this week was WOLFBROTHER 11-6706.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DARTH NIKILUS 62-4358, LU LENNY 66-4250, DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718, 
THE BIG CAT 81-75, INCISOR 9-5185, HARSIESUS 60-6871, JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705, ZIMA 
1-7750, CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051, and PYGMY SHREW 29-3743.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  4 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            4  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             7  7 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            2  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  0 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  IAYE(30)             2  5 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           4  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            2  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       7  8 0  RODEKI(42)           3  6 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  5 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         10 11 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  9 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOBOO 1-4670                48  31  3  284  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                26  21  1  201  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           85  68  0  262  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        111  75  2  217  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              26  13  0  144  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           20   5  3  143  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        50  30  1  223  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 T. ZER 9-5011               47  23  3  202  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744      34  23  0  102  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      55  38  1  289  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        35  39  0  180  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 ORAN JI 16-5299             23  17  1  143  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    83  61  0  396  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RAJEREK 21-6045             22   4  0  130  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             45  43  1  188  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        39  36  1  188  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        22   9  1   84  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      90  76  0  201  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             73  64  1  215  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       58  33  2  194  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 KING BEAR 35-3629           72  29  3  267  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 MARCIE 36-6076              25  15  1  209  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          63  44  2  207  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000        22   1  1   84  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    80  66  5  252  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       21   6  0   57  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   33  75  2   65  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              34  32  0  221  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185               83 159  0  203  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 TONNELLE 52-3634            27  14  2  150  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           42  18  0  194  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             31  19  3  135  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 SCYTHE 61-3284              15   1  0   90  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        84  74  1  203  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400       20   9  1  101  SURPRISE! (4736)           AMEN-TEI
 LU LENNY 66-4250            18  11  1   66  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           48  46  0  223  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    122  59  2  187  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 REM 74-2853                 36  31  0  191  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           22   8  0   85  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           25  22  1  224  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            40  25  4  216  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          44  21  7  212  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE