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Date   : 04/22/2008    Duedate: 05/05/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-566

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 KAOS 82/5443            3    1  0 75.0    9-ALL FINESSE 38/4746   339  272  3 55.5
    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                      VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
  2-FUCHI OWNED 81/5530   416  244  5 63.0      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207              
    MY ROCK BAND 60/3110                        SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
  3 TPW FOREVER 60/5540    27   17  0 61.4   10 TEMPE '99 82/5486     206  166  3 55.4
    WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370                     4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                
    THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566                      HER ALTEREGO 82/5500                  
    BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418                    UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/5309              
  4 SCUM 65/3594         3127 2003 59 61.0      STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           STREET PIZZA 18/786                   
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    BABES 36/3876                               KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
    CORPS 74/3405                               KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209             
    THE BEARS 43/876                         11-PIMPS 9/4318          293  243  2 54.7
    F BALLS 4/5204                              INQUISITION CLONES 38/5399            
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385              
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             D-LID-INQUISITION 66/5479             
    THE BEARS 48/677                            ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    THE BEARS 1/979                             INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                          ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                      12 F-CDC DARC-C 66/5471  280  237  4 54.2
  5-THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1727 1226 20 58.5   13 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    928  801 12 53.7
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                        THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491                       THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
  6 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    62   45  2 57.9      THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
  7 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    2020 1602 24 55.8   14 ANCIENT KNIG 65/5453    9    8  0 52.9
    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                       FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405              
    CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155                 15-BARHOPPERS 25/4686     26   24  0 52.0
    RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                    16-SIR AGLIO 10/2079    1167 1087 10 51.8
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                 17 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     115  113  0 50.4
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                        OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
  8 KANSANS 82/5077      1047  841 12 55.5   18 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  530  531  4 50.0
    ALL AMERICAN 55/3926                        PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    EXOTIC TASTES 40/5229                       BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    BLADES OF TERROR 61/5254                    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    I TRAINED THEM 30/3047                      LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744                 19-SEA DOGS 36/5531        4    4  0 50.0
    PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987                  20 FANGS 9/5444         1210 1295 10 48.3
    LOST SOULS 40/1587                          MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
    DIS-TEAM 63/3521                            OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822                   SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    SURPRISE! 63/4736                           FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808                    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437             
    CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                        MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535             
    BLACK ATTACK 3/5044                         I GOTTA GO 30/4646                    
    SURPRISE! 29/4789                           NUMBERS 11 82/5406                    

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                25 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    83   95  1 46.6
    NUMBERS 6 82/5407                           NEUROMANCERS 40/5517                  
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                26 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  736  884  8 45.4
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 27 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   39   48  0 44.8
 21 MID EARTH 29/1543     230  247  3 48.2   28 121707F 82/5539        19   24  0 44.2
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                      13 YRS & COUNTING 82/5537             
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460                   29-THE DRAUGS 81/5533     42   54  1 43.8
    CLAN LONGBEARD 81/5529                   30 LOST CAUSE 35/4022     49   64  1 43.4
 22 FANTASIA 1/4914      1455 1573 15 48.1   31 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   40   53  0 43.0
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  32 REDHORSE 56/3727      345  467  1 42.5
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   33 HI ROLLERS 6/2129      79  116  1 40.5
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  34-AMEN! 7/5467            4    7  2 36.4
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     35 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  666 1278  6 34.3
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  36 STORIES 49/2835       942 1864 17 33.6
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                37 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  160  325  0 33.0
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     38 ELFQUEST 11/4928      304  624  3 32.8
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
 23 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1459 1586 21 47.9      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
 24-MADTOWN 25/5125        31   34  0 47.7   39 STEEL CRUSAD 26/5433    0   10  0  0.0
    RANDOM SITH 62/5446                      40 LIGHT BRIGAD 21/5534    1    1  0 50.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the Isle!

     We were honored with two TV challenges this cycle...
     *  SPAZ (82-6629) (38-17-2,217) of LUROCIANS X TV challenged PUDDING PARADE (42-
3902) (57-81-0,220) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SPAZ bested PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute
Challenge fight.
     *  SCYTHE (61-3284) (16-1-0,100) of BLADES OF TERROR TV challenged BELY MEDVED
(1-7751) (32-20-0,92) of LIVE FROM MOSCOW!.  SCYTHE devastated BELY MEDVED in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     Our Tower Guardian, King Bear, bestirred himself to both challenge AND avoid.  I
wish he'd bestirred himself a bit more--to write a column.  Oh well, I guess bears
don't write that much.  KING BEAR (35-3629) (75-29-3,333) of THE BEARS challenged
WIRLITZ (3-4861) (32-19-1,232) of SORCERY COVENANT.  KING BEAR demolished WIRLITZ in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.  Mr. Bear remains our top Lunger, of course.
     Oh dear, we did have one death this time around.  PORK ROLL (97-1634) (34-34-
5,191) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought CHICKEN HAWK (4-3982) (37-57-1,175) of TRIBAL
COUNCIL.  PORK ROLL butchered CHICKEN HAWK in an exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched
fight.  I've sent poor Chicken Hawk a basket of hothouse oranges and a box of tea.
And, fittingly, a carton of spicy pork rolls from an Adantri restaurant here in town.
Welcome back to life!
     Color Me Suave was avoided by The Bears.  I tip my hat to both teams.
     Kaiden still is, of course, our Overall Popularity Leader.  FOOT BALL (4-6305)
(29-7-1,158) of F BALLS challenged KAIDEN (35-3108) (128-138-2,197) of VIOLENT FEMS.
FOOT BALL was overpowered by KAIDEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
     This cycle's favorite was Vincenzo.  VINCENZO (51-5031) (17-11-0,59) of BOY O'S
challenged MISSION VAO (18-8891) (28-54-1,61) of STAR WARS: KOTOR.  VINCENZO was
subdued by MISSION VAO in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge duel.  My money was on
Vincenzo all along, but a lot of spectators thought Mission Vao had the edge, and
they saw this fight as a triumph of the underdog.  *shrugs*  Go figure.
     Our least popular warrior was N.D. Grasse.  DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (23-12-4,81)
of COLOR ME SUAVE fought N.D. GRASSE (16-4367) (16-64-1,48) of PUNNY AMINALS.
DELAWARE RUN vanquished N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute uneven fray.  Of course, this was
one of your typical one-shot fights, which always make the loser look incompetent.
But I think the implications of N.D.'s name might have something to do with it, too.
You know...a snake in de grass?  *sigh*  The spectators are so unfair.
     It happened that Debby Tonte took some notes on this round of fights, which I
chose not to use.  But I was surprised to see that she noted that she hadn't, you
know, studied when she was a kid.  Because she comes across as a little windy between
the ears in public, but when you actually sit down and chat with her, she's very
intelligent and seems well educated.  Or maybe it's the cleavage, I'm not sure.
     I have to go.  I'll see you all in two weeks and in the meantime, keep your
stick on the ice!  No, no, wrong show.  Cheerio!

                                 Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING BEAR 35-3629           76  29  3  353  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      59  38  1  356  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    84  66  5  323  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-BART WELLENS 11-4848        55  31  0  313  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           29  22  1  295  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  47  27  1  283  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
-MARCIANO 96-1446            30  28  6  264  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      94  76  0  261  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ACK VERT 18-7429           104  54  1  247  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           45  18  0  244  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 ICE FOX 5-3877              30  13  0  240  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 T. ZER 9-5011               49  23  3  238  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          24  21  2  232  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         82  42  4  230  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 SPAZ 82-6629                39  17  2  223  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         57  57  0  221  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           35  34  6  217  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
-VOLTAGEN 78-687             54  29  0  216  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
 SPUD 33-5159                52  25  0  216  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    30  38  1  216  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
-ACUTE 60-6048               27  16  0  216  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
-AUJARD 8-4639               40  35  0  213  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 FORK BALL 4-6244            33  12  0  213  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-SELEX 40-3039               32   9  0  213  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 FALCON 82-11173             37  35  1  212  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
-NUTCRACKER 38-4380          65  45  2  211  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
-CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        52  31  1  211  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       86  90  2  210  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       64  86  0  210  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 RANGER 43-2350              51  39  2  210  THE BEARS (876)            VEASTIAN
 KAIDEN 35-3108             129 138  2  209  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            42  17  1  209  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         63  64  2  208  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          47  22  7  206  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 HALO 11-6189                43  20  2  206  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           40  34  0  206  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 REM 74-2853                 39  32  0  206  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 YOBER 2-4537                27  24  1  206  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          89 113  4  205  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        86  76  1  205  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       62  62  3  205  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-SQUIDBOY 48-2593            62  59  1  205  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            49  22  0  205  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              35  14  1  205  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      53  51  0  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MAC 35-2993                 53  40  0  203  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
-PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         34   7  1  203  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              32  20  1  203  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      57  82  0  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-CEER 96-1537                29  31  4  202  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 QUINTAL 18-8341             53  44  2  201  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        40  37  1  201  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 *WINTER* 65-3644            33  32  1  201  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 EVERSTORM 69-641            98  99  2  200  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           88  69  0  200  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   47  40  0  199  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 CUDDLY 1-1900               45  22  0  199  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        105  53  2  198  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        65  61  0  198  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
-TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         39  40  0  198  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             75  66  1  197  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     50  73  2  197  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         50  53  3  196  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
-SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         32   9  5  196  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        114  76  2  195  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       59  36  2  195  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     52  32  2  195  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    84  64  0  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-JOBOO 1-4670                48  33  3  193  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     44  24  1  193  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-KRAMER 47-5191              35  34  0  193  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    124  61  2  192  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 MARCIE 36-6076              25  17  1  192  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           50  48  0  191  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          48  42  1  191  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 OTIS 3-6501                 40  30  4  190  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            33  14  1  189  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 COBRA 29-4355               28  26  1  189  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 SKYWISE 11-5687             57  79  1  188  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           50  83  0  188  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         63  66  1  187  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 DONAHAR 24-3006             45  47  1  187  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
-HAYWIRE 65-5413             19   9  1  187  WHO ARMED THEM? (4370)     DAL SHANG
 QUASAR 18-5925              66  80  0  186  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    70  54  2  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      68  92  0  185  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-VAMPIRE 25-4546             35  22  0  185  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       60  78  0  183  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    38  35  0  183  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
-MARY KAY 74-2779            28  20  0  183  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 WEYLUND 82-3660             49  57  1  182  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          48  34  0  182  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          60  69  1  180  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 FAT BACK 96-1610            41  28  4  180  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        38  40  0  180  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 LA TOUR 18-8525             44  51  0  177  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       42  42  2  177  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
-THE SHOCKER 2-5356          31  24  1  176  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 HOFFA 49-3185               84 162  0  175  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        28  11  0  175  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         51  22  0  171  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 HONEY 11-6368               37  60  2  170  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 RAINSONG 11-6128            44  71  0  169  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         37  58  1  169  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   45  96  0  168  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 NIKITA 36-6639              22  15  1  165  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            92 117  4  164  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         29  46  1  164  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 FOGGED IN 82-1298           12   7  1  163  TEMPE '99 (5486)           DWES EG
 ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546      20   4  1  159  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
 ZIMA 1-7750                 33  20  0  158  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
-LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653      30  10  2  158  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            29   8  1  158  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 HANA 82-24461               16   5  0  158  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
-JAICHIM 40-3355             27   9  0  157  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 CALYX 30-4151               33  32  2  156  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 FRANK 3-5707                73 136  1  151  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  34  32  2  150  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 PEA POD 33-7338             26  10  0  148  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-HARSIESUS 60-6871           25  23  1  147  INQUISITION SG-1 (5385)    ARADI
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         34  48  1  146  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             50  64  0  143  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       19  19  6  143  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 BOTTACELLI 82-22958         18   2  0  141  HER ALTEREGO (5500)        DWES EG
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          41  28  1  139  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
-RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400       21  10  1  137  SURPRISE! (4736)           AMEN-TEI
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         40  32  1  136  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 COYOTE 60-7626              32  27  2  136  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SANDMAN 74-2896             22  37  2  136  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-KNAPSACK 60-3449            21  19  1  136  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
 MADONNA 60-7780             32  22  3  135  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 ORAN JI 16-5299             23  21  1  135  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-CYCLONE 60-6816             25  15  1  133  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           23   6  3  132  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ANGST 35-3560               23  18  0  132  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
-BLACK HEART 40-2507         19  15  1  132  LOST SOULS (1587)          ZENSU
 DINGO 35-3716               25  11  1  126  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          28  25  2  124  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 FIREBALL 4-5486             18  10  0  124  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   64  58  3  118  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SLAMMER 7-2726              17  16  5  117  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     30  14  0  115  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 SCYTHE 61-3284              17   1  0  115  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 TONNELLE 52-3634            28  17  2  113  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000        25   2  1  111  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
 RAJEREK 21-6045             24   6  0  111  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270   9   3  0  111  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
 2804 82-17776               25  39  2  110  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        16  12  1  108  MASTERS OF SAND (5460)     NIANIA
-WHITE SPIDER 25-4548        22  21  2  106  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 FARSHOT 11-6713             22   9  0  106  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223      13   5  0  105  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   26  40  1  104  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744      34  26  0  100  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
-ELINDE GOSS 5-4841          25  25  0  100  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
-VULGE 21-6260               24  27  1  100  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         24  13  1   99  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GITARIOS 82--19918          19  13  1   99  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 BIGFACE 82-237              12   4  0   99  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 DROPPED SOAP 29-4208        20   8  1   97  SURPRISE! (4789)           LAPUR
-MENSA 29-4442               19  39  1   97  VENUSIANS (4368)           LAPUR
 WIPEY 82-12634              11   5  0   96  UNJUSTLY RENAMED (5309)    DWES EG
-BREGDRAUG 81-103            18  16  1   95  THE DRAUGS (5533)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 2301 82-17798               27  39  1   94  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
 IVY 30-3857                 15   7  0   93  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  14   6  1   93  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        24  11  1   89  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
-CRAZED 35-3078              21  11  1   89  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          32  21  0   88  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 LENEXA 82-22809             16   2  0   87  KANSANS (5077)             DWES EG
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        21   2  1   86  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 SCADDIE 42-4381             22  17  1   85  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        24  12  4   84  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          19   8  3   84  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SNOTMAN 30-4290             18   5  1   84  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       23   8  0   83  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 LONGSHOT 18-8981            19   5  1   83  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 ROBESPIERRE 61-3098         17   5  1   82  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 DARTH SION 18-9233          28  30  1   81  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 BLUE-GREY 55-3370           15   3  0   79  ALL AMERICAN (3926)        KHALANI
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      26  23  1   78  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    23  21  1   78  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-TAKE COVER 35-3870          19   5  3   78  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 STEINBACH 30-4473           37  61  0   77  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 CANNON FODDER 21-6342       23  14  0   77  LIGHT BRIGADE (5534)       SUNSET
 JACKHAMMER 11-6613          22  11  6   76  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-NUYEN NICK 81-331           19  10  3   76  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
-REDBIRD 15-4869             20  14  1   75  GREENWARDENS (3775)        MALCORN
-SCROD BOY 38-4675           20  26  1   75  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
-UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      10   9  0   74  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           29  16  0   73  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         24  40  0   73  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 INCISOR 9-5185              18  18  1   72  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 BUTTERED BEAVER 40-4042      9   0  0   72  EXOTIC TASTES (5229)       ZENSU
 LU LENNY 66-4250            19  14  1   70  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 MAGENTA 3-5711              72 136  0   69  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         29  54  1   69  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-DARTH NIKILUS 62-4358       18  18  0   69  RANDOM SITH (5446)         VALAMANTIS
 SPEKTER 36-4921             17  14  0   69  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 HK-47 18-8584               27  60  0   66  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SNOW PEA 33-5014            23  18  3   66  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-DARTH SCION 62-4357         24  11  0   65  RANDOM SITH (5446)         VALAMANTIS
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    16  20  1   65  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           22  12  0   64  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           26  71  1   63  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           20  14  0   62  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-BET TWICE 15-4858           18  21  2   62  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
-RICK O'SHEA 25-5028         15   7  2   62  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      14  10  0   62  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            25  40  0   61  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-KREK 81-213                 17  15  1   59  CLAN LONGBEARD (5529)      SHADOWSPIRE
-NIVIX 46-3986               17   8  0   59  INFERNAL LORDS (696)       ARDIVENT
 SPAM 35-3572                23  11  2   58  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 VINCENZO 51-5031            17  12  0   58  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-SELIA STORM 11-6953         16   8  2   58  KRILL CAVALRY (4359)       ARUAK CITY
-PS-TURD BUNGLER 66-4290     21  11  0   57  D-LID-INQUISITION (5479)   TARRGIR
-THE CLAW 33-7520            14  14  1   57  RAVAGING LORDS (5383)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-MOSES 7-2727                21  12  0   56  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-JACK STRAW 30-4722          17   4  1   56  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         22  12  2   55  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         25  33  2   54  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             23  35  2   54  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         19  13  1   53  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SHARAPOVA 28-4371           15   7  1   53  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-NASTY RASH 96-2347           9   6  4   52  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
-LU-BUTCH-ER 66-4291         18  14  0   51  D-LID-INQUISITION (5479)   TARRGIR
-ALLAN JOHNSON 60-8232       15   6  0   51  TPW FOREVER (5540)         ARADI
-LARG JOHN 82-8616            9  10  0   51  THE MUSIC MAN (5491)       DWES EG
 SOLDIER #3 3-6683           24  18  1   50  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      23  20  1   50  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-SOLDIER 2 43-4473           23   9  2   49  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         16  65  1   49  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 UP-CHUCKY 26-4722           14  11  0   49  STEEL CRUSADE (5433)       CALEAM
 SHIFTER 35-3578             23  16  3   48  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
-EGGPLANT 33-7349            14   5  1   48  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-RELENTLESS 62-4148          14  10  3   45  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
-LOKI IX 60-7860             12   6  1   43  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 BLACK HEART 3-5182           2   3  0   41  BLACK ATTACK (5044)        OSKSI
 CUEBALL 6-5025              21  23  1   35  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
 LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797  11   2  0   35  13 YRS & COUNTING (5537)   DWES EG
 FORLORN 6-6272              15  15  2   32  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   33  79  2   20  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 ABNORMAL 35-3583            21  12  2    1  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982       37  58  1 TRIBAL COUNCIL 477     PORK ROLL 4-1634          566

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Dingo -- What a dog! -- Peach Nutt
P.S.  But a good student.

Eternal D.J. -- You're going to drive me totally wacko with that stuff, and when I go
wacko, I start whacking. -- Oran Ji

Soldier #3 -- Ah.  It's only the numbers 2 that try harder, is it? -- Punh Jently

Cannon Fodder -- I didn't know cannons ate. -- O Puncha

Arthur Beyer -- I've heard that you're "that aspirin guy" from Caleam.  You didn't
have an aspirin-type effect on me. -- N.D. Grasse

Galen -- Why does my name need to be a pun?  You should hear Jorja on the subject of
"theme-named teams that I inherited."  She keeps threatening to change it. -- Peach
Nutt
P.S.  And some of the early names that came with the team were, well, less than
stellar.  It *is* possible to make puns with animal names other than "bull."

     I don't doubt it.  (smiling)  If Jorja doesn't like theme-named teams, then why
     DOESN'T she change it?

Romuald B Tune -- I've always liked your name.  It's distinguished without being
stuffy. -- Sleepwalker.

Squidboy -- One lousy parry skill?  You have ALL those fights on me, and all I got
for fighting you was a parry skill?  Sheez! -- Rem

Ozymandias -- Wasn't there a poem about your head in the sand?  *snort* -- Gazelle

Oran Ji -- I'm not a golem.  One of the Commission clerks put that down as a joke,
and I haven't been able to persuade my manager to change it.  Dang. -- Gazelle

Jachim -- You're pretty good.  Fratsfan, huh?  How come you're not blond? -- Sandman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAZ bested PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SCYTHE devastated BELY MEDVED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KING BEAR demolished WIRLITZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
T. ZER devastated ANGELIC SMURF in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CARE-LESS unbelievably bested NOTTHUR in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
FALCON overpowered WALL OF GLASS in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
RANGER vanquished GENEVIEVE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FLAT TOP viciously subdued CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
FORK BALL savagely defeated QUINTAL in a exciting 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
DIRT BAG was savagely defeated by NEOPHYTE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
HARRY THE AXE was devastated by *WINTER* in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
MARCIE was subdued by LE PAIN DLG in a popular 4 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
HALO overcame DONAHAR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MICKEY MANTLE was vanquished by YOBER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LOUANNSALLY was overcome by CUDDLY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge bout.
CARE BEAR unbelievably bested SALENA WARSMITH in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ACHONDROPLASIA was demolished by COBRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FOOT BALL was overpowered by KAIDEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SKINWALKER was narrowly defeated by FRANK in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
NIKITA demolished JOLEE BINDO in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DROPPED SOAP was handily defeated by ANGST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
PEA POD subdued MADONNA in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
FARSHOT vanquished CANNON FODDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
RAJEREK overpowered 2301 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BIGFACE savagely defeated WOLFBROTHER in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
DIS-FUNCTIONAL handily defeated LORD EARL GREY in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
MILES HITS THE ROAD vanquished SCADDIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FIREBALL vanquished JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BUTTERED BEAVER overpowered SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
IVY overpowered PUNH JENTLY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BLACK HEART devastated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLUE-GREY subdued CONSORTIUM? in a 2 minute Challenge match.
LENEXA viciously subdued STEINBACH in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge bout.
SNOTMAN subdued LU LENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
VINCENZO was subdued by MISSION VAO in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
ICE FOX vanquished CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE demolished CRAZY FINGERS in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
SPOTTED PONY was overpowered by ROMUALD B TUNE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was vanquished by NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PERSIANA JONES handily defeated QUASAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
OTIS was devastated by TY DEL-WAVE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
ALVIN YORK was viciously subdued by SPUD in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
PYGMY SHREW demolished IN-BRED BEAR in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
FLABBY-O overpowered CHOKING CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE vanquished FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OZYMANDIAS overpowered BLOODSTONE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ACK VERT defeated SNIPER BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
IMAGE ENHANCER was devastated by SHEPHERD MOON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
REDDI WHIP bested EVERSTORM in a exciting 1 minute battle.
PORK ROLL butchered CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
FAT BACK was devastated by BLACK MESSIAH in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MARK OF THE BEAST was viciously subdued by SQUIRREL KILLER in a 2 minute fight.
CRAZED GOBLIN viciously subdued GOLDILOCKS in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
REM overpowered STRONGBOW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLEEPWALKER was handily defeated by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ELENDUR overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a popular 4 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SKYWISE was demolished by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AUDIE MURPHY beat THE NOTHING in a popular 1 minute gory fight.
MIYAGI'S MIATA vanquished RAINSONG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAC subdued RIFF-RAFF in a popular 1 minute duel.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered FIBULARIS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WEYLUND vanquished CALYX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
HONEY demolished ORAN JI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GAZELLE was overpowered by FOGGED IN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ETERNAL D.J. vanquished FRANKENBUTT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HOFFA slimly won victory over TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a exciting 6 minute match.
HANA viciously subdued BOB LE CANADIEN in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
LA TOUR vanquished TRIANGLE MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
SANDMAN was vanquished by ZIMA in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SOLSBURY HILL overpowered PAUL ATREIDES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was overcome by DINGO in a exciting 2 minute duel.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was overpowered by PEACH NUTT in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
TONNELLE was overpowered by BOTTACELLI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
COYOTE defeated 2804 in a action packed 1 minute brutal match.
WIPEY bested ACES & EIGHTS in a exciting 6 minute bout.
GITARIOS overpowered O PUNCHA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE SMALL CAT was subdued by INCISOR in a 1 minute duel.
THE BIG CAT handily defeated CUEBALL in a 1 minute uneven match.
MANUEL PEREZ overpowered SNOW PEA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TREESTUMP was devastated by ROBESPIERRE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ARTHUR BEYER overpowered HK-47 in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched fight.
DARTH SION savagely defeated FRYV DARKSHADE in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
UP-CHUCKY was vanquished by JACKHAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LONGSHOT savagely defeated SPEKTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome duel.
MAGENTA was savagely defeated by HAPPY APPLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ overpowered SOLDIER #3 in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
CRACKED AND LEAKING vanquished DRUNK DENNIS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SOLDIER #1 vanquished JUMPIN' in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
THOMAS FOWLER demolished SPAM in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
DELAWARE RUN vanquished N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FORLORN was narrowly defeated by SHIFTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
ABNORMAL was demolished by FRATSFA SLAVE in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  59         SLASHING ATTACK   98 -  81 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         LUNGING ATTACK   261 - 234 -  4      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         AIMED BLOW       132 - 122 -  2      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         WALL OF STEEL     90 -  91 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 19         STRIKING ATTACK   73 -  76 -  1      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-LUNGE       51 -  56 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         TOTAL PARRY       88 -  97 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  33 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  40 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  38 -  1      30  |

Turn 566 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  7     TOTAL PARRY       10 - 11         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    36 - 23     WALL OF STEEL     11 - 13         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3     AIMED BLOW         9 - 11         3  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  8         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  8     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KING BEAR 35-3629          76  29  3  353 THE BEARS (2674)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLABBY-O 82-30720          29  22  1  295 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       YOU'VE GOT SEATT 82-31563  47  27  1  283 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251)
WALL OF STEEL    CARE-LESS 56-3356          45  18  0  244 CARE PACKAGE (4442)
STRIKING ATTACK  OZYMANDIAS 18-9068         24  21  2  232 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
TOTAL PARRY      SPAZ 82-6629               39  17  2  223 LUROCIANS X (5232)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            53  44  2  201 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          88  69  0  200 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351       65  61  0  198 THE REVELATION (1582)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            45  47  1  187 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was VINCENZO 51-5031.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELENDUR 29-2013, FLAT 
TOP 35-3533, TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586, HANA 82-24461, NOTTHUR 3-4740, NEOPHYTE 
82-4574, LOUANNSALLY 18-4564, WIPEY 82-12634, ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441, and SPUD 
33-5159.

The least popular fighter this week was N.D. GRASSE 16-4367.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SPAM 35-3572, DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718, TREESTUMP 11-6369, SNOW PEA 
33-5014, CUEBALL 6-5025, O PUNCHA 16-5531, 2804 82-17776, GAZELLE 56-3701, ORAN JI 
16-5299, and RAINSONG 11-6128.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  6 0  LAPUR(29)            4  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  IAYE(30)             3  6 0  ARADI(60)            1  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             6 10 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  4 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           7  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  3 0  JHANS(36)            1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  9 0  RODEKI(42)           4  5 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  4 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          9  7 0  CAER(48)             1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         17  5 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 1  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          89 113  4  205  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                27  24  1  206  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              35  14  1  205  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 FORK BALL 4-6244            33  12  0  213  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              30  13  0  240  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           23   6  3  132  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 T. ZER 9-5011               49  23  3  238  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      59  38  1  356  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        38  40  0  180  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 ORAN JI 16-5299             23  21  1  135  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 ACK VERT 18-7429           104  54  1  247  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 RAJEREK 21-6045             24   6  0  111  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             45  47  1  187  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        24  11  1   89  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      94  76  0  261  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         82  42  4  230  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       59  36  2  195  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          48  42  1  191  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 SPUD 33-5159                52  25  0  216  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           76  29  3  353  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 MARCIE 36-6076              25  17  1  192  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000        25   2  1  111  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    84  66  5  323  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RANGER 43-2350              51  39  2  210  THE BEARS (876)            VEASTIAN
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   33  79  2   20  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           40  34  0  206  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               84 162  0  175  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 VINCENZO 51-5031            17  12  0   58  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     30  14  0  115  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 BLUE-GREY 55-3370           15   3  0   79  ALL AMERICAN (3926)        KHALANI
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           45  18  0  244  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546      20   4  1  159  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
 SCYTHE 61-3284              17   1  0  115  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        86  76  1  205  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223      13   5  0  105  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
 *WINTER* 65-3644            33  32  1  201  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 LU LENNY 66-4250            19  14  1   70  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           50  48  0  191  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 EVERSTORM 69-641            98  99  2  200  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      26  23  1   78  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 REM 74-2853                 39  32  0  206  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           22  12  0   64  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           29  22  1  295  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            41  28  4  180  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           35  34  6  217  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE

                                 THE STOMPING GROUNDS

The new all-basher arena will be in Seam, DM 20.  Only new teams (0FE) may 
participate.  The only rule is that all of your warriors must be bashers.

The first turn of the contest will be due on Monday, April 28.  It will be a slow 
turn-around arena.  If you wish to enter a team, please submit your new team and first 
turn strategies before then.  Only one team per manager, please.  

This arena will stay open indefinitely, providing there is interest (i.e., this is not 
a contest that runs a set number of turns, although there are prizes scheduled after 
the first 15 rounds).  For more information, see details in the first newsletter or on 
the forums. 

                                          -- RSI 

  Zeb Karan looked around the table at the rest of Dwes Eg's staff.  Arenamasters,

standby and Dark Arena warriors, stewards and infirmarians, even the maintenance crew.  
There was wine and beer on the side-table, even sandwiches, but no one was partaking.
      "Stop looking like your dog died," Lew Voth said.  He had once been the 
arenamaster of Sentern and had taken his turns overseeing the fights in Dwes Eg.  "We 
all knew this day would come.  When are they closing us down?"
      "Immediately after the tourney, according to the information I was given."
      "Short notice," Jame Rinvar, another arenamaster commented.
      "No offense intended, these things just creep up on people.  Tourneys make it 
worse, I suppose, all the new teams being entered."  Zeb grimaced.  "Some of the file 
cabinets have exploded from over-stuffing, you know, and it takes so long to run 
through all the registered gladiators to find those who are planning to fight on any 
given day that the day is OVER by the time we're ready to start."
      "Which is why they closed down Sentern, Cimmeriac, and Firehold," Lew pointed 
out.  "This is the same thing all over again."
      "Cycles," Jame said.  "Things happen, and then later they happen again.  We live 
with it.  And Dwes Eg did last for, what, eight and a half years before it reached the 
explosion point.  That isn't bad.  That's forever, speaking practically."
      "Eight or nine years is not forever--"
      "The only thing that's real is today, and maybe, up to a point, tomorrow.  I 
don't see a problem with this.  What are the new parameters, Zeb?"
      "Dwes Eg remains open, existing teams can run and can recruit new members.  BUT, 
no new teams will be accepted.  New teams will go into a new arena, DM 84, running its 
first turn on the seventh of May.  A regular two-week cycle."
      "So Dwes Eg isn't actually being closed, just closed to new teams.  Okay.  This 
works," Jame said again.  "Number 84... does this mean it'll be out at that Blackstone 
place?  Rotten weather half the year, but I suppose you could say that about any site.  
What about regional allegiance?"
      "None specified in the data I received.  Probably a personal-choice situation," 
Zeb said.
      "Transfers?" Lew asked.
      "I don't know about transfers IN," Zeb said, "but I'd guess yes, they would be 
allowed.  No transfers OUT, though.  None out of DM 82, for that matter.  Once you're 
in 82 or 84, the only way out is death or graduation."
      "That fairly describes most arenas," Jame said.  "Anyone who takes up the 
gladiatorial life has already accepted that."