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Date : 04/22/2008 Duedate: 05/05/2008
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-566
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 KAOS 82/5443 3 1 0 75.0 9-ALL FINESSE 38/4746 339 272 3 55.5
DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538 VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980
2-FUCHI OWNED 81/5530 416 244 5 63.0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796
BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207
MY ROCK BAND 60/3110 SECOND BANANAS 47/5337
3 TPW FOREVER 60/5540 27 17 0 61.4 10 TEMPE '99 82/5486 206 166 3 55.4
WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370 4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502
THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566 HER ALTEREGO 82/5500
BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418 UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/5309
4 SCUM 65/3594 3127 2003 59 61.0 STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251
BOY O'S 51/4027 THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435
THE BEARS 35/2674 STREET PIZZA 18/786
THE BEARS 62/3345 STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279
BABES 36/3876 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211
CORPS 74/3405 KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209
THE BEARS 43/876 11-PIMPS 9/4318 293 243 2 54.7
F BALLS 4/5204 INQUISITION CLONES 38/5399
SPORTS GREATS 5/5361 INQUISITION SL5 2/5305
THE BEARS II 69/3305 INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385
VEGGIES 33/4058 D-LID-INQUISITION 66/5479
THE BEARS 48/677 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309
THE BEARS 1/979 INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148
FUNKY FOLK 25/5226 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 PARKO RAMA 82/4867
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 12 F-CDC DARC-C 66/5471 280 237 4 54.2
5-THIS SUCKS 96/5378 1727 1226 20 58.5 13 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 928 801 12 53.7
CROSS BREED! 82/5501 THE WARLOCKS 30/5120
THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491 THE REVELATION 1/1582
6 LUROCIANS X 82/5232 62 45 2 57.9 THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237
7 NEVERWAKE 11/5220 2020 1602 24 55.8 14 ANCIENT KNIG 65/5453 9 8 0 52.9
AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634 FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405
CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155 15-BARHOPPERS 25/4686 26 24 0 52.0
RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484 16-SIR AGLIO 10/2079 1167 1087 10 51.8
DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
THUNDR + LITENING 18/483 17 KARNIVORZ 36/5292 115 113 0 50.4
TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152
BOOT LEATHER 82/5536 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223
8 KANSANS 82/5077 1047 841 12 55.5 18 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 530 531 4 50.0
ALL AMERICAN 55/3926 PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391
EXOTIC TASTES 40/5229 BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423
BLADES OF TERROR 61/5254 THE PENTARCHY 28/4604
I TRAINED THEM 30/3047 LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519
ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744 19-SEA DOGS 36/5531 4 4 0 50.0
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 20 FANGS 9/5444 1210 1295 10 48.3
LOST SOULS 40/1587 MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298
DIS-TEAM 63/3521 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361
SURPRISE! 63/4736 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437
CARE PACKAGE 56/4442 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535
BLACK ATTACK 3/5044 I GOTTA GO 30/4646
SURPRISE! 29/4789 NUMBERS 11 82/5406
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463 25 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 83 95 1 46.6
NUMBERS 6 82/5407 NEUROMANCERS 40/5517
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212 26 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 736 884 8 45.4
REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 27 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411 39 48 0 44.8
21 MID EARTH 29/1543 230 247 3 48.2 28 121707F 82/5539 19 24 0 44.2
SORCERY COVENANT 3/443 13 YRS & COUNTING 82/5537
VISIONIST INC II 68/2689 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460 29-THE DRAUGS 81/5533 42 54 1 43.8
CLAN LONGBEARD 81/5529 30 LOST CAUSE 35/4022 49 64 1 43.4
22 FANTASIA 1/4914 1455 1573 15 48.1 31 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397 40 53 0 43.0
END OF THE LINE 82/4956 32 REDHORSE 56/3727 345 467 1 42.5
THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907 DARKLINGS 74/3457
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 33 HI ROLLERS 6/2129 79 116 1 40.5
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 34-AMEN! 7/5467 4 7 2 36.4
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 35 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245 666 1278 6 34.3
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 36 STORIES 49/2835 942 1864 17 33.6
MAGIC REALM 24/4987 VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421
THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909 37 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 160 325 0 33.0
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 38 ELFQUEST 11/4928 304 624 3 32.8
CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206
23 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1459 1586 21 47.9 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
24-MADTOWN 25/5125 31 34 0 47.7 39 STEEL CRUSAD 26/5433 0 10 0 0.0
RANDOM SITH 62/5446 40 LIGHT BRIGAD 21/5534 1 1 0 50.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the Isle!
We were honored with two TV challenges this cycle...
* SPAZ (82-6629) (38-17-2,217) of LUROCIANS X TV challenged PUDDING PARADE (42-
3902) (57-81-0,220) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SPAZ bested PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute
Challenge fight.
* SCYTHE (61-3284) (16-1-0,100) of BLADES OF TERROR TV challenged BELY MEDVED
(1-7751) (32-20-0,92) of LIVE FROM MOSCOW!. SCYTHE devastated BELY MEDVED in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
Our Tower Guardian, King Bear, bestirred himself to both challenge AND avoid. I
wish he'd bestirred himself a bit more--to write a column. Oh well, I guess bears
don't write that much. KING BEAR (35-3629) (75-29-3,333) of THE BEARS challenged
WIRLITZ (3-4861) (32-19-1,232) of SORCERY COVENANT. KING BEAR demolished WIRLITZ in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight. Mr. Bear remains our top Lunger, of course.
Oh dear, we did have one death this time around. PORK ROLL (97-1634) (34-34-
5,191) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought CHICKEN HAWK (4-3982) (37-57-1,175) of TRIBAL
COUNCIL. PORK ROLL butchered CHICKEN HAWK in an exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched
fight. I've sent poor Chicken Hawk a basket of hothouse oranges and a box of tea.
And, fittingly, a carton of spicy pork rolls from an Adantri restaurant here in town.
Welcome back to life!
Color Me Suave was avoided by The Bears. I tip my hat to both teams.
Kaiden still is, of course, our Overall Popularity Leader. FOOT BALL (4-6305)
(29-7-1,158) of F BALLS challenged KAIDEN (35-3108) (128-138-2,197) of VIOLENT FEMS.
FOOT BALL was overpowered by KAIDEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
This cycle's favorite was Vincenzo. VINCENZO (51-5031) (17-11-0,59) of BOY O'S
challenged MISSION VAO (18-8891) (28-54-1,61) of STAR WARS: KOTOR. VINCENZO was
subdued by MISSION VAO in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge duel. My money was on
Vincenzo all along, but a lot of spectators thought Mission Vao had the edge, and
they saw this fight as a triumph of the underdog. *shrugs* Go figure.
Our least popular warrior was N.D. Grasse. DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (23-12-4,81)
of COLOR ME SUAVE fought N.D. GRASSE (16-4367) (16-64-1,48) of PUNNY AMINALS.
DELAWARE RUN vanquished N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute uneven fray. Of course, this was
one of your typical one-shot fights, which always make the loser look incompetent.
But I think the implications of N.D.'s name might have something to do with it, too.
You know...a snake in de grass? *sigh* The spectators are so unfair.
It happened that Debby Tonte took some notes on this round of fights, which I
chose not to use. But I was surprised to see that she noted that she hadn't, you
know, studied when she was a kid. Because she comes across as a little windy between
the ears in public, but when you actually sit down and chat with her, she's very
intelligent and seems well educated. Or maybe it's the cleavage, I'm not sure.
I have to go. I'll see you all in two weeks and in the meantime, keep your
stick on the ice! No, no, wrong show. Cheerio!
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING BEAR 35-3629 76 29 3 353 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 59 38 1 356 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 84 66 5 323 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-BART WELLENS 11-4848 55 31 0 313 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
FLABBY-O 82-30720 29 22 1 295 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279) DWES EG
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 47 27 1 283 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
-MARCIANO 96-1446 30 28 6 264 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 94 76 0 261 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
ACK VERT 18-7429 104 54 1 247 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
CARE-LESS 56-3356 45 18 0 244 CARE PACKAGE (4442) ROCANIS
ICE FOX 5-3877 30 13 0 240 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223) KALTOS
T. ZER 9-5011 49 23 3 238 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
OZYMANDIAS 18-9068 24 21 2 232 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 82 42 4 230 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
SPAZ 82-6629 39 17 2 223 LUROCIANS X (5232) DWES EG
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 57 57 0 221 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
PORK ROLL 97-1634 35 34 6 217 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211) SHADOW GROVE
-VOLTAGEN 78-687 54 29 0 216 BLACK DIAMOND II (2418) LIN TIRIAN
SPUD 33-5159 52 25 0 216 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426 30 38 1 216 NUMBERS 6 (5407) DWES EG
-ACUTE 60-6048 27 16 0 216 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
-AUJARD 8-4639 40 35 0 213 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
FORK BALL 4-6244 33 12 0 213 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
-SELEX 40-3039 32 9 0 213 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
FALCON 82-11173 37 35 1 212 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
-NUTCRACKER 38-4380 65 45 2 211 ALL FINESSE (4746) CLIFFHOME
-CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 52 31 1 211 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 86 90 2 210 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 64 86 0 210 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
RANGER 43-2350 51 39 2 210 THE BEARS (876) VEASTIAN
KAIDEN 35-3108 129 138 2 209 VIOLENT FEMS (3221) MURSKA
FLAT TOP 35-3533 42 17 1 209 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 63 64 2 208 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 47 22 7 206 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211) SHADOW GROVE
HALO 11-6189 43 20 2 206 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
CARE BEAR 48-2799 40 34 0 206 THE BEARS (677) CAER
REM 74-2853 39 32 0 206 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
YOBER 2-4537 27 24 1 206 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 89 113 4 205 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 86 76 1 205 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 62 62 3 205 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
-SQUIDBOY 48-2593 62 59 1 205 THE UNLIKELIES (2566) CAER
NEOPHYTE 82-4574 49 22 0 205 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NOTTHUR 3-4740 35 14 1 205 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 53 51 0 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MAC 35-2993 53 40 0 203 LOST CAUSE (4022) MURSKA
-PRODIGAL SON 1-7937 34 7 1 203 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
WIRLITZ 3-4861 32 20 1 203 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 57 82 0 202 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-CEER 96-1537 29 31 4 202 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207) OLD VALAMANTIS
QUINTAL 18-8341 53 44 2 201 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 40 37 1 201 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
*WINTER* 65-3644 33 32 1 201 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453) DAL SHANG
EVERSTORM 69-641 98 99 2 200 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 88 69 0 200 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 47 40 0 199 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
CUDDLY 1-1900 45 22 0 199 THE BEARS (979) MORDANT
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 105 53 2 198 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351 65 61 0 198 THE REVELATION (1582) MORDANT
-TURD BURGLAR 2-5431 39 40 0 198 INQUISITION SL5 (5305) NIANIA
ELENDUR 29-2013 75 66 1 197 MID EARTH (1543) LAPUR
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 50 73 2 197 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 50 53 3 196 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
-SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793 32 9 5 196 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 114 76 2 195 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 59 36 2 195 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 52 32 2 195 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 84 64 0 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-JOBOO 1-4670 48 33 3 193 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968 44 24 1 193 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-KRAMER 47-5191 35 34 0 193 SECOND BANANAS (5337) NORTH FORK
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 124 61 2 192 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
MARCIE 36-6076 25 17 1 192 BABES (3876) JHANS
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 50 48 0 191 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 48 42 1 191 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
OTIS 3-6501 40 30 4 190 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
DIRT BAG 65-4832 33 14 1 189 SCUM (3594) DAL SHANG
COBRA 29-4355 28 26 1 189 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
SKYWISE 11-5687 57 79 1 188 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
STRONGBOW 11-5686 50 83 0 188 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 63 66 1 187 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
DONAHAR 24-3006 45 47 1 187 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
-HAYWIRE 65-5413 19 9 1 187 WHO ARMED THEM? (4370) DAL SHANG
QUASAR 18-5925 66 80 0 186 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 70 54 2 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 68 92 0 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-VAMPIRE 25-4546 35 22 0 185 BARHOPPERS (4686) LYRATILAN
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 60 78 0 183 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887 38 35 0 183 THE REVELATION (1582) MORDANT
-MARY KAY 74-2779 28 20 0 183 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
WEYLUND 82-3660 49 57 1 182 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
GOLDILOCKS 69-6564 48 34 0 182 THE BEARS II (3305) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE NOTHING 1-3297 60 69 1 180 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
FAT BACK 96-1610 41 28 4 180 KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209) OLD VALAMANTIS
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 38 40 0 180 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
LA TOUR 18-8525 44 51 0 177 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
HARRY THE AXE 48-3622 42 42 2 177 THE BEARS (677) CAER
-THE SHOCKER 2-5356 31 24 1 176 INQUISITION SL5 (5305) NIANIA
HOFFA 49-3185 84 162 0 175 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715 28 11 0 175 SPORTS GREATS (5361) KALTOS
ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931 51 22 0 171 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
HONEY 11-6368 37 60 2 170 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
RAINSONG 11-6128 44 71 0 169 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 37 58 1 169 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 45 96 0 168 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
NIKITA 36-6639 22 15 1 165 BABES (3876) JHANS
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 92 117 4 164 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 29 46 1 164 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
FOGGED IN 82-1298 12 7 1 163 TEMPE '99 (5486) DWES EG
ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546 20 4 1 159 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744) ARADI
ZIMA 1-7750 33 20 0 158 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411) MORDANT
-LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653 30 10 2 158 INQUISITION CLONES (5399) CLIFFHOME
FOOT BALL 4-6305 29 8 1 158 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
HANA 82-24461 16 5 0 158 4-LETTER GIRLS (5502) DWES EG
-JAICHIM 40-3355 27 9 0 157 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
CALYX 30-4151 33 32 2 156 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
FRANK 3-5707 73 136 1 151 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586 34 32 2 150 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
PEA POD 33-7338 26 10 0 148 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
-HARSIESUS 60-6871 25 23 1 147 INQUISITION SG-1 (5385) ARADI
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915 34 48 1 146 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
GAZELLE 56-3701 50 64 0 143 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558 19 19 6 143 STREET PIZZA (786) TALCAMA
BOTTACELLI 82-22958 18 2 0 141 HER ALTEREGO (5500) DWES EG
FIBULARIS 82-28877 41 28 1 139 MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298) DWES EG
-RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400 21 10 1 137 SURPRISE! (4736) AMEN-TEI
FRANKENBUTT 42-4188 40 32 1 136 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
COYOTE 60-7626 32 27 2 136 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
SANDMAN 74-2896 22 37 2 136 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
-KNAPSACK 60-3449 21 19 1 136 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI
MADONNA 60-7780 32 22 3 135 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
ORAN JI 16-5299 23 21 1 135 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
-CYCLONE 60-6816 25 15 1 133 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
SKINWALKER 6-6043 23 6 3 132 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
ANGST 35-3560 23 18 0 132 LOST CAUSE (4022) MURSKA
-BLACK HEART 40-2507 19 15 1 132 LOST SOULS (1587) ZENSU
DINGO 35-3716 25 11 1 126 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
PEACH NUTT 16-5298 28 25 2 124 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
FIREBALL 4-5486 18 10 0 124 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 64 58 3 118 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-SLAMMER 7-2726 17 16 5 117 AMEN! (5467) BONSUR
BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632 30 14 0 115 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
SCYTHE 61-3284 17 1 0 115 BLADES OF TERROR (5254) JURINE
TONNELLE 52-3634 28 17 2 113 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000 25 2 1 111 NEUROMANCERS (5517) ZENSU
RAJEREK 21-6045 24 6 0 111 AGE OF EMPIRE (3634) SUNSET
MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270 9 3 0 111 CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155) CIMMERIAC
2804 82-17776 25 39 2 110 NUMBERS 6 (5407) DWES EG
PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393 16 12 1 108 MASTERS OF SAND (5460) NIANIA
-WHITE SPIDER 25-4548 22 21 2 106 BARHOPPERS (4686) LYRATILAN
FARSHOT 11-6713 22 9 0 106 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223 13 5 0 105 DIS-TEAM (3521) AMEN-TEI
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584 26 40 1 104 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744 34 26 0 100 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
-ELINDE GOSS 5-4841 25 25 0 100 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600) KALTOS
-VULGE 21-6260 24 27 1 100 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705 24 13 1 99 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
GITARIOS 82--19918 19 13 1 99 KAOS (5443) DWES EG
BIGFACE 82-237 12 4 0 99 RUPTURE FARMS (5484) DWES EG
DROPPED SOAP 29-4208 20 8 1 97 SURPRISE! (4789) LAPUR
-MENSA 29-4442 19 39 1 97 VENUSIANS (4368) LAPUR
WIPEY 82-12634 11 5 0 96 UNJUSTLY RENAMED (5309) DWES EG
-BREGDRAUG 81-103 18 16 1 95 THE DRAUGS (5533) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
2301 82-17798 27 39 1 94 NUMBERS 11 (5406) DWES EG
IVY 30-3857 15 7 0 93 I TRAINED THEM (3047) IAYE
CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597 14 6 1 93 STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648 24 11 1 89 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437) CALEAM
-CRAZED 35-3078 21 11 1 89 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
BELY MEDVED 1-7751 32 21 0 88 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411) MORDANT
LENEXA 82-22809 16 2 0 87 KANSANS (5077) DWES EG
MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759 21 2 1 86 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535) ZORPUNT
SCADDIE 42-4381 22 17 1 85 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 24 12 4 84 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
HAPPY APPLE 3-6492 19 8 3 84 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SNOTMAN 30-4290 18 5 1 84 I TRAINED THEM (3047) IAYE
THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472 23 8 0 83 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463) VEASTIAN
LONGSHOT 18-8981 19 5 1 83 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
ROBESPIERRE 61-3098 17 5 1 82 BLADES OF TERROR (5254) JURINE
DARTH SION 18-9233 28 30 1 81 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
BLUE-GREY 55-3370 15 3 0 79 ALL AMERICAN (3926) KHALANI
LORD EARL GREY 72-4546 26 23 1 78 FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405) DRAGONHEAD
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583 23 21 1 78 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
-TAKE COVER 35-3870 19 5 3 78 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
STEINBACH 30-4473 37 61 0 77 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
CANNON FODDER 21-6342 23 14 0 77 LIGHT BRIGADE (5534) SUNSET
JACKHAMMER 11-6613 22 11 6 76 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
-NUYEN NICK 81-331 19 10 3 76 FUCHI OWNED (5530) SHADOWSPIRE
-REDBIRD 15-4869 20 14 1 75 GREENWARDENS (3775) MALCORN
-SCROD BOY 38-4675 20 26 1 75 INQUISITION CLONES (5399) CLIFFHOME
-UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046 10 9 0 74 CROSS BREED! (5501) DWES EG
SOLDIER #1 3-6646 29 16 0 73 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
PUNH JENTLY 16-5485 24 40 0 73 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
INCISOR 9-5185 18 18 1 72 FANGS (5444) ZUKAL
BUTTERED BEAVER 40-4042 9 0 0 72 EXOTIC TASTES (5229) ZENSU
LU LENNY 66-4250 19 14 1 70 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471) TARRGIR
MAGENTA 3-5711 72 136 0 69 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
MISSION VAO 18-8891 29 54 1 69 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
-DARTH NIKILUS 62-4358 18 18 0 69 RANDOM SITH (5446) VALAMANTIS
SPEKTER 36-4921 17 14 0 69 KARNIVORZ (5292) JHANS
HK-47 18-8584 27 60 0 66 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
SNOW PEA 33-5014 23 18 3 66 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
-DARTH SCION 62-4357 24 11 0 65 RANDOM SITH (5446) VALAMANTIS
FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959 16 20 1 65 DISTANT BREEZE (5538) DWES EG
CONSORTIUM? 81-77 22 12 0 64 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
TREESTUMP 11-6369 26 71 1 63 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
THE BIG CAT 81-75 20 14 0 62 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
-BET TWICE 15-4858 18 21 2 62 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
-RICK O'SHEA 25-5028 15 7 2 62 FUNKY FOLK (5226) LYRATILAN
ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441 14 10 0 62 BOOT LEATHER (5536) DWES EG
O PUNCHA 16-5531 25 40 0 61 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
-KREK 81-213 17 15 1 59 CLAN LONGBEARD (5529) SHADOWSPIRE
-NIVIX 46-3986 17 8 0 59 INFERNAL LORDS (696) ARDIVENT
SPAM 35-3572 23 11 2 58 LOST CAUSE (4022) MURSKA
VINCENZO 51-5031 17 12 0 58 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
-SELIA STORM 11-6953 16 8 2 58 KRILL CAVALRY (4359) ARUAK CITY
-PS-TURD BUNGLER 66-4290 21 11 0 57 D-LID-INQUISITION (5479) TARRGIR
-THE CLAW 33-7520 14 14 1 57 RAVAGING LORDS (5383) NIATOLI ISLAND
-MOSES 7-2727 21 12 0 56 AMEN! (5467) BONSUR
-JACK STRAW 30-4722 17 4 1 56 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
THE SMALL CAT 81-74 22 12 2 55 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
WOLFBROTHER 11-6706 25 33 2 54 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
JUMPIN' 11-6704 23 35 2 54 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718 19 13 1 53 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-SHARAPOVA 28-4371 15 7 1 53 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-NASTY RASH 96-2347 9 6 4 52 THIS SUCKS (5378) OLD VALAMANTIS
-LU-BUTCH-ER 66-4291 18 14 0 51 D-LID-INQUISITION (5479) TARRGIR
-ALLAN JOHNSON 60-8232 15 6 0 51 TPW FOREVER (5540) ARADI
-LARG JOHN 82-8616 9 10 0 51 THE MUSIC MAN (5491) DWES EG
SOLDIER #3 3-6683 24 18 1 50 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603 23 20 1 50 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
-SOLDIER 2 43-4473 23 9 2 49 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463) VEASTIAN
N.D. GRASSE 16-4367 16 65 1 49 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
UP-CHUCKY 26-4722 14 11 0 49 STEEL CRUSADE (5433) CALEAM
SHIFTER 35-3578 23 16 3 48 LOST CAUSE (4022) MURSKA
-EGGPLANT 33-7349 14 5 1 48 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
-RELENTLESS 62-4148 14 10 3 45 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS
-LOKI IX 60-7860 12 6 1 43 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
BLACK HEART 3-5182 2 3 0 41 BLACK ATTACK (5044) OSKSI
CUEBALL 6-5025 21 23 1 35 HI ROLLERS (2129) TRANSEL
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797 11 2 0 35 13 YRS & COUNTING (5537) DWES EG
FORLORN 6-6272 15 15 2 32 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 33 79 2 20 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
ABNORMAL 35-3583 21 12 2 1 LOST CAUSE (4022) MURSKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 37 58 1 TRIBAL COUNCIL 477 PORK ROLL 4-1634 566
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Dingo -- What a dog! -- Peach Nutt
P.S. But a good student.
Eternal D.J. -- You're going to drive me totally wacko with that stuff, and when I go
wacko, I start whacking. -- Oran Ji
Soldier #3 -- Ah. It's only the numbers 2 that try harder, is it? -- Punh Jently
Cannon Fodder -- I didn't know cannons ate. -- O Puncha
Arthur Beyer -- I've heard that you're "that aspirin guy" from Caleam. You didn't
have an aspirin-type effect on me. -- N.D. Grasse
Galen -- Why does my name need to be a pun? You should hear Jorja on the subject of
"theme-named teams that I inherited." She keeps threatening to change it. -- Peach
Nutt
P.S. And some of the early names that came with the team were, well, less than
stellar. It *is* possible to make puns with animal names other than "bull."
I don't doubt it. (smiling) If Jorja doesn't like theme-named teams, then why
DOESN'T she change it?
Romuald B Tune -- I've always liked your name. It's distinguished without being
stuffy. -- Sleepwalker.
Squidboy -- One lousy parry skill? You have ALL those fights on me, and all I got
for fighting you was a parry skill? Sheez! -- Rem
Ozymandias -- Wasn't there a poem about your head in the sand? *snort* -- Gazelle
Oran Ji -- I'm not a golem. One of the Commission clerks put that down as a joke,
and I haven't been able to persuade my manager to change it. Dang. -- Gazelle
Jachim -- You're pretty good. Fratsfan, huh? How come you're not blond? -- Sandman
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAZ bested PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SCYTHE devastated BELY MEDVED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KING BEAR demolished WIRLITZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
T. ZER devastated ANGELIC SMURF in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CARE-LESS unbelievably bested NOTTHUR in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
FALCON overpowered WALL OF GLASS in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
RANGER vanquished GENEVIEVE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FLAT TOP viciously subdued CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
FORK BALL savagely defeated QUINTAL in a exciting 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
DIRT BAG was savagely defeated by NEOPHYTE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
HARRY THE AXE was devastated by *WINTER* in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
MARCIE was subdued by LE PAIN DLG in a popular 4 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
HALO overcame DONAHAR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MICKEY MANTLE was vanquished by YOBER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LOUANNSALLY was overcome by CUDDLY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge bout.
CARE BEAR unbelievably bested SALENA WARSMITH in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ACHONDROPLASIA was demolished by COBRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FOOT BALL was overpowered by KAIDEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SKINWALKER was narrowly defeated by FRANK in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
NIKITA demolished JOLEE BINDO in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DROPPED SOAP was handily defeated by ANGST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
PEA POD subdued MADONNA in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
FARSHOT vanquished CANNON FODDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
RAJEREK overpowered 2301 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BIGFACE savagely defeated WOLFBROTHER in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
DIS-FUNCTIONAL handily defeated LORD EARL GREY in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
MILES HITS THE ROAD vanquished SCADDIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FIREBALL vanquished JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BUTTERED BEAVER overpowered SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
IVY overpowered PUNH JENTLY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BLACK HEART devastated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLUE-GREY subdued CONSORTIUM? in a 2 minute Challenge match.
LENEXA viciously subdued STEINBACH in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge bout.
SNOTMAN subdued LU LENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
VINCENZO was subdued by MISSION VAO in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
ICE FOX vanquished CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE demolished CRAZY FINGERS in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
SPOTTED PONY was overpowered by ROMUALD B TUNE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was vanquished by NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PERSIANA JONES handily defeated QUASAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
OTIS was devastated by TY DEL-WAVE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
ALVIN YORK was viciously subdued by SPUD in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
PYGMY SHREW demolished IN-BRED BEAR in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
FLABBY-O overpowered CHOKING CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE vanquished FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OZYMANDIAS overpowered BLOODSTONE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ACK VERT defeated SNIPER BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
IMAGE ENHANCER was devastated by SHEPHERD MOON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
REDDI WHIP bested EVERSTORM in a exciting 1 minute battle.
PORK ROLL butchered CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
FAT BACK was devastated by BLACK MESSIAH in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MARK OF THE BEAST was viciously subdued by SQUIRREL KILLER in a 2 minute fight.
CRAZED GOBLIN viciously subdued GOLDILOCKS in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
REM overpowered STRONGBOW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLEEPWALKER was handily defeated by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ELENDUR overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a popular 4 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SKYWISE was demolished by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AUDIE MURPHY beat THE NOTHING in a popular 1 minute gory fight.
MIYAGI'S MIATA vanquished RAINSONG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAC subdued RIFF-RAFF in a popular 1 minute duel.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered FIBULARIS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WEYLUND vanquished CALYX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
HONEY demolished ORAN JI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GAZELLE was overpowered by FOGGED IN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ETERNAL D.J. vanquished FRANKENBUTT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HOFFA slimly won victory over TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a exciting 6 minute match.
HANA viciously subdued BOB LE CANADIEN in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
LA TOUR vanquished TRIANGLE MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
SANDMAN was vanquished by ZIMA in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SOLSBURY HILL overpowered PAUL ATREIDES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was overcome by DINGO in a exciting 2 minute duel.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was overpowered by PEACH NUTT in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
TONNELLE was overpowered by BOTTACELLI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
COYOTE defeated 2804 in a action packed 1 minute brutal match.
WIPEY bested ACES & EIGHTS in a exciting 6 minute bout.
GITARIOS overpowered O PUNCHA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE SMALL CAT was subdued by INCISOR in a 1 minute duel.
THE BIG CAT handily defeated CUEBALL in a 1 minute uneven match.
MANUEL PEREZ overpowered SNOW PEA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TREESTUMP was devastated by ROBESPIERRE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ARTHUR BEYER overpowered HK-47 in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched fight.
DARTH SION savagely defeated FRYV DARKSHADE in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
UP-CHUCKY was vanquished by JACKHAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LONGSHOT savagely defeated SPEKTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome duel.
MAGENTA was savagely defeated by HAPPY APPLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ overpowered SOLDIER #3 in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
CRACKED AND LEAKING vanquished DRUNK DENNIS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SOLDIER #1 vanquished JUMPIN' in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
THOMAS FOWLER demolished SPAM in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
DELAWARE RUN vanquished N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FORLORN was narrowly defeated by SHIFTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
ABNORMAL was demolished by FRATSFA SLAVE in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 59 SLASHING ATTACK 98 - 81 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 24 LUNGING ATTACK 261 - 234 - 4 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 21 AIMED BLOW 132 - 122 - 2 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 20 WALL OF STEEL 90 - 91 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 19 STRIKING ATTACK 73 - 76 - 1 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 51 - 56 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 11 TOTAL PARRY 88 - 97 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 28 - 33 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 31 - 40 - 3 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 38 - 1 30 |
Turn 566 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 7 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 11 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 23 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 13 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 AIMED BLOW 9 - 11 3 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 8 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 8
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK KING BEAR 35-3629 76 29 3 353 THE BEARS (2674)
SLASHING ATTACK FLABBY-O 82-30720 29 22 1 295 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW YOU'VE GOT SEATT 82-31563 47 27 1 283 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251)
WALL OF STEEL CARE-LESS 56-3356 45 18 0 244 CARE PACKAGE (4442)
STRIKING ATTACK OZYMANDIAS 18-9068 24 21 2 232 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
TOTAL PARRY SPAZ 82-6629 39 17 2 223 LUROCIANS X (5232)
BASHING ATTACK QUINTAL 18-8341 53 44 2 201 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-LUNGE ALVIN YORK 3-6156 88 69 0 200 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351 65 61 0 198 THE REVELATION (1582)
PARRY-STRIKE DONAHAR 24-3006 45 47 1 187 MAGIC REALM (4987)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was VINCENZO 51-5031. The ten other most popular fighters were ELENDUR 29-2013, FLAT
TOP 35-3533, TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586, HANA 82-24461, NOTTHUR 3-4740, NEOPHYTE
82-4574, LOUANNSALLY 18-4564, WIPEY 82-12634, ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441, and SPUD
33-5159.
The least popular fighter this week was N.D. GRASSE 16-4367. The other ten least
popular fighters were SPAM 35-3572, DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718, TREESTUMP 11-6369, SNOW PEA
33-5014, CUEBALL 6-5025, O PUNCHA 16-5531, 2804 82-17776, GAZELLE 56-3701, ORAN JI
16-5299, and RAINSONG 11-6128.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 6 0 LAPUR(29) 4 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 IAYE(30) 3 6 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0
OSKSI(3) 6 10 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 2 0 0
JHELUM(4) 2 4 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 7 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 3 0 JHANS(36) 1 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 0 0 ZENSU(40) 1 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 5 9 0 RODEKI(42) 4 5 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 3 0
WILLAF(16) 1 4 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 9 7 0 CAER(48) 1 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 2 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 17 5 0
CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 89 113 4 205 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
YOBER 2-4537 27 24 1 206 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
NOTTHUR 3-4740 35 14 1 205 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
FORK BALL 4-6244 33 12 0 213 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
ICE FOX 5-3877 30 13 0 240 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223) KALTOS
SKINWALKER 6-6043 23 6 3 132 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
T. ZER 9-5011 49 23 3 238 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 59 38 1 356 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 38 40 0 180 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
ORAN JI 16-5299 23 21 1 135 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
ACK VERT 18-7429 104 54 1 247 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
RAJEREK 21-6045 24 6 0 111 AGE OF EMPIRE (3634) SUNSET
DONAHAR 24-3006 45 47 1 187 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648 24 11 1 89 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437) CALEAM
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 94 76 0 261 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 82 42 4 230 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 59 36 2 195 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 48 42 1 191 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
SPUD 33-5159 52 25 0 216 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
KING BEAR 35-3629 76 29 3 353 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
MARCIE 36-6076 25 17 1 192 BABES (3876) JHANS
TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000 25 2 1 111 NEUROMANCERS (5517) ZENSU
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 84 66 5 323 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
RANGER 43-2350 51 39 2 210 THE BEARS (876) VEASTIAN
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 33 79 2 20 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CARE BEAR 48-2799 40 34 0 206 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 84 162 0 175 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
VINCENZO 51-5031 17 12 0 58 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632 30 14 0 115 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
BLUE-GREY 55-3370 15 3 0 79 ALL AMERICAN (3926) KHALANI
CARE-LESS 56-3356 45 18 0 244 CARE PACKAGE (4442) ROCANIS
ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546 20 4 1 159 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744) ARADI
SCYTHE 61-3284 17 1 0 115 BLADES OF TERROR (5254) JURINE
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 86 76 1 205 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223 13 5 0 105 DIS-TEAM (3521) AMEN-TEI
*WINTER* 65-3644 33 32 1 201 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453) DAL SHANG
LU LENNY 66-4250 19 14 1 70 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471) TARRGIR
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 50 48 0 191 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
EVERSTORM 69-641 98 99 2 200 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
LORD EARL GREY 72-4546 26 23 1 78 FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405) DRAGONHEAD
REM 74-2853 39 32 0 206 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
CONSORTIUM? 81-77 22 12 0 64 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
FLABBY-O 82-30720 29 22 1 295 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279) DWES EG
FAT BACK 96-1610 41 28 4 180 KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209) OLD VALAMANTIS
PORK ROLL 97-1634 35 34 6 217 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211) SHADOW GROVE
THE STOMPING GROUNDS
The new all-basher arena will be in Seam, DM 20. Only new teams (0FE) may
participate. The only rule is that all of your warriors must be bashers.
The first turn of the contest will be due on Monday, April 28. It will be a slow
turn-around arena. If you wish to enter a team, please submit your new team and first
turn strategies before then. Only one team per manager, please.
This arena will stay open indefinitely, providing there is interest (i.e., this is not
a contest that runs a set number of turns, although there are prizes scheduled after
the first 15 rounds). For more information, see details in the first newsletter or on
the forums.
-- RSI
Zeb Karan looked around the table at the rest of Dwes Eg's staff. Arenamasters,
standby and Dark Arena warriors, stewards and infirmarians, even the maintenance crew.
There was wine and beer on the side-table, even sandwiches, but no one was partaking.
"Stop looking like your dog died," Lew Voth said. He had once been the
arenamaster of Sentern and had taken his turns overseeing the fights in Dwes Eg. "We
all knew this day would come. When are they closing us down?"
"Immediately after the tourney, according to the information I was given."
"Short notice," Jame Rinvar, another arenamaster commented.
"No offense intended, these things just creep up on people. Tourneys make it
worse, I suppose, all the new teams being entered." Zeb grimaced. "Some of the file
cabinets have exploded from over-stuffing, you know, and it takes so long to run
through all the registered gladiators to find those who are planning to fight on any
given day that the day is OVER by the time we're ready to start."
"Which is why they closed down Sentern, Cimmeriac, and Firehold," Lew pointed
out. "This is the same thing all over again."
"Cycles," Jame said. "Things happen, and then later they happen again. We live
with it. And Dwes Eg did last for, what, eight and a half years before it reached the
explosion point. That isn't bad. That's forever, speaking practically."
"Eight or nine years is not forever--"
"The only thing that's real is today, and maybe, up to a point, tomorrow. I
don't see a problem with this. What are the new parameters, Zeb?"
"Dwes Eg remains open, existing teams can run and can recruit new members. BUT,
no new teams will be accepted. New teams will go into a new arena, DM 84, running its
first turn on the seventh of May. A regular two-week cycle."
"So Dwes Eg isn't actually being closed, just closed to new teams. Okay. This
works," Jame said again. "Number 84... does this mean it'll be out at that Blackstone
place? Rotten weather half the year, but I suppose you could say that about any site.
What about regional allegiance?"
"None specified in the data I received. Probably a personal-choice situation,"
Zeb said.
"Transfers?" Lew asked.
"I don't know about transfers IN," Zeb said, "but I'd guess yes, they would be
allowed. No transfers OUT, though. None out of DM 82, for that matter. Once you're
in 82 or 84, the only way out is death or graduation."
"That fairly describes most arenas," Jame said. "Anyone who takes up the
gladiatorial life has already accepted that."