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Date   : 05/06/2008    Duedate: 05/19/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-567

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 KAOS 82/5443            4    2  0 66.7      TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                      BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                  
  2 DARQUE ANGEL 39/5545   31   18  0 63.3   10-KANSANS 82/5077      1047  841 12 55.5
    DARQUE FORCES 44/5547                       ALL AMERICAN 55/3926                  
    DARQUE FORCES VIII 73/5550                  BLADES OF TERROR 61/5254              
  3-BLOOD & IRON 40/3442  416  244  5 63.0      EXOTIC TASTES 40/5229                 
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       I TRAINED THEM 30/3047                
    MY ROCK BAND 60/3110                        ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744              
  4 THEM 21/879          3142 2015 60 60.9      PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987               
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         DIS-TEAM 63/3521                      
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808              
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                  
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           BLACK ATTACK 3/5044                   
    BABES 36/3876                               SURPRISE! 29/4789                     
    HEROES 77/3408                           11 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   341  275  3 55.4
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    THE BEARS 43/876                            VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    CORPS 74/3405                               LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    SCUM 65/3594                                SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    F BALLS 4/5204                              THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207              
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        PUPPY POWER 40/5546                   
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             THE INANIMATES 73/5551                
    THE BEARS 48/677                         12-PIMPS 9/4318          293  243  2 54.7
    THE BEARS 1/979                             INQUISITION CLONES 38/5399            
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385              
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          D-LID-INQUISITION 66/5479             
  5 TILT?!? 60/3728        30   20  0 60.0      INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566                      ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370                     PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017                    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418                 13 F-CDC DARC-C 66/5471  280  238  4 54.1
    TPW FOREVER 60/5540                      14 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    932  805 12 53.7
  6 THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1730 1226 20 58.5      THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                        THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491                       THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
  7 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    62   46  2 57.4   15-ANCIENT KNIG 65/5453    9    8  0 52.9
  8 TEMPE '99 82/5486     215  169  4 56.0      FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405              
    HER ALTEREGO 82/5500                     16-BARHOPPERS 25/4686     26   24  0 52.0
    UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/5309                 17-SIR AGLIO 10/2079    1167 1087 10 51.8
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506                   TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                   18 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  784  757 10 50.9
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435                SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419          
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251                SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525          
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211                19 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  536  535  4 50.0
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279                  BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    STREET PIZZA 18/786                         PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209                   THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
  9 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    2020 1603 24 55.8      LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                    20 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     115  116  0 49.8
    CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155                    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                       OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                     21 VILE REAVERS 59/5549  282  287  3 49.6
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                 22 MID EARTH 29/1543     234  248  3 48.5

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                   27 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    84   96  1 46.7
    MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460                      NEUROMANCERS 40/5517                  
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                 28 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   41   48  0 46.1
 23 PHILANTHROPI 40/5241   16   17  0 48.5   29 CARNIVAL 47/5548      390  465  2 45.6
 24 FANGS 9/5444         1223 1303 10 48.4   30 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  736  885  8 45.4
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                31 LOST CAUSE 35/4022     53   65  1 44.9
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     32 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   41   53  0 43.6
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 33 THE DRAUGS 81/5533     42   55  1 43.3
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                   RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282                  
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                34 REDHORSE 56/3727      349  471  1 42.6
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                          DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    NUMBERS 11 82/5406                       35 DM OWNS YOU 82/5427    19   26  0 42.2
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                   KILLER WORDS F3 98/5456               
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                   13 YRS & COUNTING 82/5537             
    NUMBERS 6 82/5407                           SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 82/5543                36 KATHOUSE 81/5542        9   13  0 40.9
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 37 HI ROLLERS 6/2129      79  117  1 40.3
 25 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1466 1589 21 48.0   38 AMEN! 7/5467            5    8  2 38.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  39 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  666 1283  6 34.2
 26 FANTASIA 1/4914      1460 1584 15 48.0   40 STORIES 49/2835       944 1866 17 33.6
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  41 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  161  327  0 33.0
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   42 ELFQUEST 11/4928      308  635  3 32.7
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                43 RHYME TYME 55/1881     33   73  0 31.1
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     44 CROC FILES 29/4549      2    5  0 28.6
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  45-LIGHT BRIGAD 21/5534    1    1  0 50.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Isle!

The Split has splat, and it looks like King Bear was inducted, leaving our next most
highly ranked warrior with the Tower Guardian's title.  That would be Ms. Jones, who
fought in a random match.  PERSIANA JONES (11-5427) (59-38-1,356) of SKASMONAUTS
fought IN-BRED BEAR (1-6172) (63-66-1,187) of THE BLACK ZOO.  PERSIANA JONES handily
defeated IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.  Ms. Jones is our premier
Lunger.

There were no TV challenges, not surprisingly since the tourney was so recent and
managers haven't adjusted yet.

Chasm of Ignorance was most challenged.  CUDDLY (1-1900) (45-22-0,199) of THE BEARS
challenged CHASM OF IGNORANCE (4-4186) (47-40-0,199) of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO.  CUDDLY was
viciously subdued by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a slow 50 minute Challenge duel.  This was
our longest fight.  In a very unfair development, Chasm of Ignorance was voted this
cycle's least popular warrior!  Oh yeah, EVERYONE wanted to dance with him, but only
so he would make them look exciting in comparison to himself.

Thank goodness, Kaiden was not taken away from us!  She remains our Overall
Popularity Leader.  When someone earns that title, they usually hold it until
induction.  KAIDEN (35-3108) (129-138-2,209) of VIOLENT FEMS fought FRANK (3-5707)
(73-136-1,151) of TRANSVESTITES.  KAIDEN overpowered FRANK in an action packed 1
minute brutal one-sided match.

I'm sorry to report that two warriors were killed this cycle!

* YELLOWJACKET (62-3345) (86-76-1,205) of COMIC BOOK HEROS fought REDDI WHIP (97-
1636) (47-22-7,206) of KILLING ME SOFTER.  YELLOWJACKET was killed by REDDI WHIP in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.  Crowd pleasing?  What's wrong with you people!

* T. ZER (9-5011) (49-23-3,238) of LETTER BOMBS challenged ICE FOX (5-3877) (30-13-
0,240) of OF WOLF AND MEN 4.  T. ZER murdered ICE FOX in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge melee.  Hmm... is anyone thinking "premeditated"?

Both Yellowjacket and Ice Fox have been sent a crate of lemons, a ten-pound bag of
sugar, and a lemonade recipe.  It's more fun if you make it yourself.

No one avoided anyone.  The only guild that sometimes avoids is The Bears, but they
didn't this time.  What's wrong, Papa Bear?

This Week's Favorite:  Crazy Fingers.  I think the spectators thought he was being
scummed.  DIRT BAG (65-4832) (33-14-1,189) of SCUM challenged CRAZY FINGERS (30-4480)
(59-36-2,195) of THE WARLOCKS.  DIRT BAG savagely defeated CRAZY FINGERS in an
exciting 9 minute Challenge fight.

Congratulations to Persiana Jones for winning the Title.  I hope to see a column from
you next cycle, young lady!

And that's all for now.  Cheerio!

                                    Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      60  38  1  364  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    85  66  5  352  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-BART WELLENS 11-4848        55  31  0  313  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          48  22  8  312  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           30  22  1  306  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 T. ZER 9-5011               50  23  4  295  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      95  76  0  280  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ACK VERT 18-7429           105  54  1  271  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-MARCIANO 96-1446            30  28  6  264  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-CARE-LESS 56-3356           45  18  0  244  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 MAC 35-2993                 54  40  0  243  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 SPUD 33-5159                53  25  0  237  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 REM 74-2853                 40  32  0  232  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         58  57  0  230  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        106  53  2  224  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FORK BALL 4-6244            34  12  0  224  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           36  34  6  221  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           89  69  0  220  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         53  57  0  220  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 ELENDUR 29-2013             76  66  1  219  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        66  61  0  218  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            43  17  1  217  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       87  90  2  216  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
-VOLTAGEN 78-687             54  29  0  216  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
-ACUTE 60-6048               27  16  0  216  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         64  64  2  215  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            50  22  0  214  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 SQUIDBOY 48-2593            63  59  1  213  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   48  40  0  213  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
-AUJARD 8-4639               40  35  0  213  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              36  14  1  213  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SELEX 40-3039               32   9  0  213  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       65  86  0  212  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            34  14  1  212  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              33  20  1  212  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 KAIDEN 35-3108             130 138  2  211  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
-NUTCRACKER 38-4380          65  45  2  211  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      54  51  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-RANGER 43-2350              51  39  2  210  THE BEARS (876)            VEASTIAN
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         35   7  1  209  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      62  26  1  208  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
-HALO 11-6189                43  20  2  206  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 OTIS 3-6501                 41  30  4  206  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        86  77  1  205  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    71  54  2  205  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      58  82  0  205  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KRAMER 47-5191              36  34  0  205  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 QUINTAL 18-8341             54  44  2  204  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     45  24  1  204  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPAZ 82-6629                39  18  2  204  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          89 114  4  203  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 EVERSTORM 69-641            99  99  2  202  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 BRUNO 51-4332               49  25  2  202  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          24  22  2  202  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-*WINTER* 65-3644            33  32  1  201  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       62  63  3  199  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        52  32  1  198  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  47  28  1  198  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           40  35  0  198  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
-TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         39  40  0  198  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      69  92  0  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LA TOUR 18-8525             45  51  0  197  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MOOSE 56-3459               41  57  0  197  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 ICE FOX 5-3877              30  14  0  197  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
-LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         50  53  3  196  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
 FALCON 82-11173             37  36  1  196  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    30  39  1  196  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 MOD COD 55-2638            100 131  3  195  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       59  37  2  195  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          49  34  0  195  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    39  35  0  195  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 THE VISITOR 21-1404         77  52  5  193  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 CUDDLY 1-1900               45  23  0  193  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 DRIZZT 40-4146              30  31  0  193  PHILANTHROPISTS (5241)     ZENSU
-MARCIE 36-6076              25  17  1  192  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        114  77  2  191  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    84  65  0  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     52  33  2  191  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
-BLOODSTONE 32-3383          48  42  1  191  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       43  42  2  191  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 RICO 51-5016                39  22  1  191  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           50  49  0  190  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 QUASAR 18-5925              66  81  0  189  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             57  80  1  189  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    124  62  2  188  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 CEER 96-1537                29  32  4  188  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 HANA 82-24461               17   5  0  188  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         63  67  1  186  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 CORKY 1-4285                38  38  2  186  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
-VAMPIRE 25-4546             35  22  0  185  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 COBRA 29-4355               28  27  1  185  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         24  17  1  185  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            93 117  4  184  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 YOBER 2-4537                27  25  1  183  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 FAT BACK 96-1610            42  28  4  182  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        39  40  0  182  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 MARY KAY 74-2779            28  21  0  182  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         52  22  0  181  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          60  70  1  180  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           24  14  1  180  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        54  51  1  179  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           50  84  0  179  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 ZIMA 1-7750                 34  20  0  179  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  28  2  178  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 CYCLONE 60-2306             34  24  1  177  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI
 HOFFA 49-3185               84 163  0  176  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 DONAHAR 24-3006             45  48  1  176  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
-THE SHOCKER 2-5356          31  24  1  176  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
-MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        28  11  0  175  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 CALYX 30-4151               34  32  2  173  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 GODIVA 74-2800              25  15  0  173  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 NIKITA 36-6639              23  15  1  173  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     50  74  2  171  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       60  79  0  169  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 WEYLUND 82-3660             49  58  1  169  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         29  47  1  169  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 HONEY 11-6368               37  61  2  168  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 FOGGED IN 82-1298           12   8  1  168  TEMPE '99 (5486)           DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   45  97  0  167  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HAYWIRE 65-5413             19  10  1  165  WHO ARMED THEM? (4370)     DAL SHANG
 RAINSONG 11-6128            44  72  0  164  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546      20   4  1  159  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
-LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653      30  10  2  158  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          42  28  1  157  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
-JAICHIM 40-3355             27   9  0  157  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 FRANK 3-5707                73 137  1  153  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        17  12  1  152  MASTERS OF SAND (5460)     NIANIA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             51  64  0  151  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            29   9  1  150  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 BOTTACELLI 82-22958         19   2  0  150  HER ALTEREGO (5500)        DWES EG
 FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      19   8  0  149  DM OWNS YOU (5427)         DWES EG
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         34  49  1  147  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-HARSIESUS 60-6871           25  23  1  147  INQUISITION SG-1 (5385)    ARADI
 MADONNA 60-7780             33  22  3  146  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       20  19  6  145  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 FIREBALL 4-5486             19  10  0  144  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       52  69  3  142  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 COYOTE 60-7626              33  27  2  142  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 PEA POD 33-7338             26  11  0  141  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 ANGST 35-3560               24  18  0  140  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  34  33  2  138  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 DINGO 35-3716               26  11  1  138  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-KNAPSACK 60-3449            21  19  1  136  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         40  33  1  134  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SKINWALKER 6-6043           23   6  3  132  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SANDMAN 74-2896             22  38  2  131  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         37  59  1  130  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ORAN JI 16-5299             23  22  1  130  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  33  57  3  129  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 TONNELLE 52-3634            28  18  2  124  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  15   6  1  119  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     30  15  0  118  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 2804 82-17776               25  40  2  118  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 GITARIOS 82--19918          20  13  1  117  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
-SCYTHE 61-3284              17   1  0  115  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 SLAMMER 7-2726              17  17  5  113  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-RAJEREK 21-6045             24   6  0  111  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
-MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270   9   3  0  111  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   64  59  3  108  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000        25   3  1  106  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
-FARSHOT 11-6713             22   9  0  106  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          28  26  2  105  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223      13   5  0  105  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   26  41  1  104  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        25  11  1  100  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 SCADDIE 42-4381             23  17  1  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-KLINK 30-4647               28  15  0   99  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-BIGFACE 82-237              12   4  0   99  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         24  14  1   98  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-DROPPED SOAP 29-4208        20   8  1   97  SURPRISE! (4789)           LAPUR
 2301 82-17798               28  39  1   96  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
-WIPEY 82-12634              11   5  0   96  UNJUSTLY RENAMED (5309)    DWES EG
-BREGDRAUG 81-103            18  16  1   95  THE DRAUGS (5533)          SHADOWSPIRE
 GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411         19   8  1   93  THE UPSTARTS III (5017)    ARADI
-IVY 30-3857                 15   7  0   93  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       24   8  0   92  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          20   8  3   92  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DARTH SION 18-9233          29  30  1   91  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          33  21  0   90  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
-CRAZED 35-3078              21  11  1   89  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           27  71  1   88  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MOSES 7-2727                22  12  0   87  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-LENEXA 82-22809             16   2  0   87  KANSANS (5077)             DWES EG
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        25  12  4   86  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      11   9  0   85  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
-SNOTMAN 30-4290             18   5  1   84  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 HOFFA 60-7713               22  32  0   83  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-LONGSHOT 18-8981            19   5  1   83  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    24  21  1   82  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-ROBESPIERRE 61-3098         17   5  1   82  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          19  19  0   81  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-VANISH 73-4633              25  11  1   79  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA
-BLUE-GREY 55-3370           15   3  0   79  ALL AMERICAN (3926)        KHALANI
-LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      26  23  1   78  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
-TAKE COVER 35-3870          19   5  3   78  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-CANNON FODDER 21-6342       23  14  0   77  LIGHT BRIGADE (5534)       SUNSET
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             24  35  2   76  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-JACKHAMMER 11-6613          22  11  6   76  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           23  12  0   75  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-SCROD BOY 38-4675           20  26  1   75  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        19  12  4   75  KILLER WORDS F3 (5456)     SYVYN'S HILL
 SNOW PEA 33-5014            24  18  3   74  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SPAM 35-3572                24  11  2   73  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 LARG JOHN 82-8616           10  10  0   73  THE MUSIC MAN (5491)       DWES EG
-PAS DE QUARTIER 52-3633     17  20  1   72  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-BUTTERED BEAVER 40-4042      9   0  0   72  EXOTIC TASTES (5229)       ZENSU
 VINCENZO 51-5031            18  12  0   71  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        21   3  1   69  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 MITCHELL PAIGE 82--9962     18   6  0   69  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5543)   DWES EG
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          10   6  4   69  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           29  17  0   68  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPEKTER 36-4921             17  15  0   67  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  79  2   65  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         24  41  0   64  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 HK-47 18-8584               27  61  0   63  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-BET TWICE 15-4858           18  21  2   62  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
-ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      14  10  0   62  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      24  20  1   61  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 KIRI FACADE 81-37           22  13  2   61  KATHOUSE (5542)            SHADOWSPIRE
-SOULTANCHOR 1-7980          16   9  3   60  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
-DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         17   7  1   59  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    16  21  1   59  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         29  55  1   57  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-PS-TURD BUNGLER 66-4290     21  11  0   57  D-LID-INQUISITION (5479)   TARRGIR
-SLEDGE 11-6917              16   6  3   57  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         25  34  2   56  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 P53 96-2409                  7   4  5   56  SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
-THE SMALL CAT 81-74         22  12  2   55  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 MURRY 29-4755               15  20  3   55  CROC FILES (4549)          LAPUR
 SOLDIER #3 3-6683           24  19  1   54  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 TUBTHUMPER 48-3734          20  11  2   54  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           20  15  0   54  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   7   4  4   54  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 GELEN 32-4320               19  40  1   53  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 LU LENNY 66-4250            19  15  1   52  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 ALLAN JOHNSON 60-8232       15   7  0   52  TPW FOREVER (5540)         ARADI
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            25  41  0   51  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 INCISOR 9-5185              18  19  1   51  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
-LU-BUTCH-ER 66-4291         18  14  0   51  D-LID-INQUISITION (5479)   TARRGIR
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         16  66  1   51  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-SOLDIER 2 43-4473           23   9  2   49  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 ABNORMAL 35-3583            22  12  2   47  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 SHIFTER 35-3578             23  17  3   45  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
-LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797  12   2  0   44  13 YRS & COUNTING (5537)   DWES EG
 MAGENTA 3-5711              72 137  0   43  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-BLACK HEART 3-5182           2   3  0   41  BLACK ATTACK (5044)        OSKSI
 CUEBALL 6-5025              21  24  1   40  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
 STEINBACH 30-4473           37  62  0   38  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 RELENTLESS 62-4148          14  11  3   37  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
-FORLORN 6-6272              15  15  2   32  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         19  14  1   30  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345      86  77  1 COMIC BOOK HEROS 4645  REDDI WHIP 62-1636        567
ICE FOX 5-3877            30  14  0 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5223 T. ZER 5-5011             567

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Ivy -- I expected you to be taller. -- Punh Jently

Honey -- I realize that I, too, have a disengaged manager, but at least I could hope
for a change in training once I maxed. -- Oran Ji

Earthquake Excuse -- So long as you don't trigger one to explain the loss, no
problem. It sounds like a valid explanation (a better word than "excuse") to me. --
Peach Nutt

Gitarios -- If you take that instrument into the bathtub with you more than once, you
won't be laughing for long. -- O Puncha

Delaware Run -- Sorry, but I just don't see someone of your style, size, and
ethnicity as "suave." Of course (wincing), if you can fight like that, you can
redefine suave.... -- N.D. Grasse

Galen -- Yeah, I know, my name's been a burden since it was dumped on me. But it's
still better than spelling out what the N and D stand for. Trust me on this one. --
N.D. Grasse

     Now you've got me trying to figure out what the N and D do stand for!  Aack!

Galen -- Too much trouble. -- Peach Nutt

     Changing your team name?  Pity!

Gazelle -- Sounds like your manager has a lot in common with ours. -- Oran Ji

Strongbow -- Well, you had the style disadvantage.  Pretty biceps though. -- Rem
(batting her eyelashes)
P.S.  Galen, how'd I end up in Talahya?  I know I'm supposed to be in Free Blades.
Now my teammates think I was inducted.

     Search me.  Your manager needs to ask the Commission to switch you back...
     although, if you attract their attention, you MIGHT end up in Primus after all.
     Although with a 39-32-0 record, I doubt it. -- Galen

Whoever that Captain Ty'Ris is, a Commission day-recruit it appears, he's tough! --
Sleepwalker

Fogged In -- The aw-dassity!  I don't think you should've won that fight.  All right,
breaking my shield and being way too fast for me to hit, those were bad signs.  But
you're just a kid! -- Gazelle

Zima -- They should outlaw elbow hits.  Anything below the biceps and above the wrist
is dirty fighting. -- Gazelle

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPUD devastated YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
T. ZER murdered ICE FOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FORK BALL overpowered NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DIRT BAG savagely defeated CRAZY FINGERS in a exciting 9 minute Challenge fight.
COBRA was devastated by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GOLDILOCKS overpowered STRONGBOW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MARY KAY was narrowly defeated by MARK OF THE BEAST in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
CUDDLY was viciously subdued by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a slow 50 minute Challenge duel.
HARRY THE AXE vanquished WEYLUND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NIKITA beat RAINSONG in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
FOOT BALL was overpowered by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DINGO overcame ORAN JI in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
PEA POD was demolished by CALYX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RELENTLESS was overpowered by SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
VINCENZO overpowered O PUNCHA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SNOW PEA bested HK-47 in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
RICO was overpowered by ELENDUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE overpowered SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
MOD COD was beaten by KRAMER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
SPAZ was devastated by ACK VERT in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
FALCON was luckily beaten by LE PAIN DLG in a 2 minute fray.
FLABBY-O viciously subdued CARE BEAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory fray.
CORKY was demolished by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
TY DEL-WAVE overpowered CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ROMUALD B TUNE overpowered CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAT IN THE HAT was beaten by AUDIE MURPHY in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
THE VISITOR was handily defeated by REM in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
OZYMANDIAS was defeated by NOTTHUR in a action packed 1 minute fight.
PERSIANA JONES handily defeated IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
PORK ROLL narrowly defeated QUASAR in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH was narrowly defeated by ANGELIC SMURF in a exciting 4 minute fray.
SQUIDBOY won victory over SHEPHERD MOON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
LORD TAYLOR was subdued by CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
SALENA WARSMITH was handily defeated by DRIZZT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
WALL OF GLASS was viciously subdued by ZIMA in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
SKYWISE was beaten by QUINTAL in a popular 1 minute duel.
NEOPHYTE handily defeated GENEVIEVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PRODIGAL SON vanquished THE NOTHING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
CHOKING CHICKEN was vanquished by MAC in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
YOBER was subdued by LA TOUR in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
IMAGE ENHANCER handily defeated DONAHAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
EVERSTORM overcame FOGGED IN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.
MIYAGI'S MIATA savagely defeated MOOSE in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
SALLY RIDE was overpowered by HUMMINGBIRD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAYWIRE was overpowered by HANA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
YELLOWJACKET was killed by REDDI WHIP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
PUDDING PARADE demolished HONEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
BLACK MESSIAH viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal contest.
BRUNO devastated SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
CEER was overpowered by OTIS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SQUIRREL KILLER was demolished by ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
WIRLITZ viciously subdued SUCCOTASH in a popular 1 minute gory struggle.
SNIPER BEAR was bested by FLAT TOP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
KAIDEN overpowered FRANK in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
CYCLONE handily defeated JOLEE BINDO in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
FRANKENBERRY was devastated by GODIVA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
FAT BACK demolished TONNELLE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
ETERNAL D.J. overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
CHICKEN HAWK was vanquished by PAUL ATREIDES in a exciting 2 minute one-sided duel.
BLACK ARCHER vanquished 2804 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SLAMMER was devastated by ANGST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
FRANKENBUTT was beaten by GAZELLE in a 2 minute match.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was subdued by GITARIOS in a popular 2 minute bout.
TRIANGLE MAN was overpowered by FIREBALL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
BOTTACELLI devastated SANDMAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BOB LE CANADIEN was savagely defeated by MADONNA in a action packed 3 minute match.
FIBULARIS demolished TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOUNTAIN GOAT vanquished JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was handily defeated by SOLSBURY HILL in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
PEACH NUTT was savagely defeated by CRACKED AND LEAKING in a 2 minute bout.
COYOTE slimly won victory over HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 3 minute conflict.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by GUMMI GHOUL in a exciting 2 minute bloody contest.
GELEN was savagely defeated by PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 2 minute gory match.
2301 handily defeated CUEBALL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LU LENNY was handily defeated by JUMPIN' in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KIRI FACADE was overpowered by TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE BIG CAT was vanquished by HOT TOMATO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
CONSORTIUM? handily defeated SHIFTER in a 1 minute gory uneven match.
ALLAN JOHNSON was handily defeated by HAPPY APPLE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TUBTHUMPER was overpowered by DARTH SION in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
MAGENTA was viciously subdued by P53 in a exciting 9 minute gory one-sided fight.
BELY MEDVED demolished WOLFBROTHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
LARG JOHN vanquished INCISOR in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
THOMAS FOWLER vanquished SPEKTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DELAWARE RUN overpowered N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched competition.
SCADDIE vanquished SOLDIER #1 in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ABNORMAL slimly won victory over STEINBACH in a action packed 4 minute bloody melee.
UNHOLY GERBIL demolished PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute uneven match.
SPAM overpowered MURRY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FRYV DARKSHADE was viciously subdued by MITCHELL PAIGE in a 2 minute fight.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ subdued SOLDIER #3 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
NASTY RASH savagely defeated MISSION VAO in a action packed 5 minute bloody contest.
ARTHUR BEYER overpowered TEPID FELONY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE overpowered DRUNK DENNIS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
MANUEL PEREZ was overcome by MOSES in a action packed 1 minute gruesome competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  55         SLASHING ATTACK  105 -  83 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         LUNGING ATTACK   272 - 234 -  5      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      23         WALL OF STEEL     96 -  93 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         AIMED BLOW       127 - 124 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         STRIKING ATTACK   74 -  76 -  1      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         PARRY-LUNGE       52 -  58 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     13         TOTAL PARRY       86 -  98 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  34 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  44 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  38 -  1      27  |

Turn 567 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL     15 -  7     PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         9 - 14         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    34 - 21     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 11     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 11         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        5 - 13     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PERSIANA JONES 11-5427     60  38  1  364 SKASMONAUTS (4996)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         48  22  8  312 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLABBY-O 82-30720          30  22  1  306 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)
AIMED BLOW       TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539        58  57  0  230 FORCE OF NATURE (3397)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          89  69  0  220 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELENDUR 29-2013            76  66  1  219 MID EARTH (1543)
TOTAL PARRY      SQUIDBOY 48-2593           63  59  1  213 THE UNLIKELIES (2566)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     62  26  1  208 THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            54  44  2  204 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            45  48  1  176 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLABBY-O 
82-30720, MARY KAY 74-2779, YELLOWJACKET 62-3345, P53 96-2409, MADONNA 60-7780, 
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493, ZIMA 1-7750, MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130, COYOTE 60-7626, and 
QUASAR 18-5925.

The least popular fighter this week was CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were CUDDLY 1-1900, MAGENTA 3-5711, TEPID FELONY 98-1081, 
MURRY 29-4755, PUNH JENTLY 16-5485, SOLDIER #1 3-6646, N.D. GRASSE 16-4367, SPEKTER 
36-4921, TUBTHUMPER 48-3734, and SHIFTER 35-3578.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  5 0  LAPUR(29)            2  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  IAYE(30)             3  4 0  ARADI(60)            4  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             9  6 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           7  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 1  RODEKI(42)           7  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  4 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  8 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  5 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         12 10 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  8 0  CAER(48)             2  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 1  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        66  61  0  218  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                27  25  1  183  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        106  53  2  224  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FORK BALL 4-6244            34  12  0  224  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              30  14  0  197  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 CUEBALL 6-5025              21  24  1   40  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        52  32  1  198  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 T. ZER 9-5011               50  23  4  295  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      60  38  1  364  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        39  40  0  182  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 ORAN JI 16-5299             23  22  1  130  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 ACK VERT 18-7429           105  54  1  271  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 THE VISITOR 21-1404         77  52  5  193  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      62  26  1  208  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        25  11  1  100  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      95  76  0  280  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         58  57  0  230  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       59  37  2  195  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 GELEN 32-4320               19  40  1   53  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 SPUD 33-5159                53  25  0  237  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MAC 35-2993                 54  40  0  243  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 NIKITA 36-6639              23  15  1  173  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DRIZZT 40-4146              30  31  0  193  PHILANTHROPISTS (5241)     ZENSU
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    85  66  5  352  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       24   8  0   92  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  79  2   65  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              36  34  0  205  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 SQUIDBOY 48-2593            63  59  1  213  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               84 163  0  176  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BRUNO 51-4332               49  25  2  202  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 TONNELLE 52-3634            28  18  2  124  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            100 131  3  195  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         53  57  0  220  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CYCLONE 60-2306             34  24  1  177  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        86  77  1  205  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            34  14  1  212  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 LU LENNY 66-4250            19  15  1   52  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           50  49  0  190  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 EVERSTORM 69-641            99  99  2  202  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 REM 74-2853                 40  32  0  232  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  28  2  178  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           23  12  0   75  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           30  22  1  306  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CEER 96-1537                29  32  4  188  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          48  22  8  312  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        19  12  4   75  KILLER WORDS F3 (5456)     SYVYN'S HILL
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   7   4  4   54  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE