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Date   : 06/03/2008    Duedate: 06/16/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-569

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-KAOS 82/5443            4    2  0 66.7      VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
  2-DARQUE ANGEL 39/5545   31   18  0 63.3      LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    DARQUE FORCES VIII 73/5550                  THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207              
    DARQUE FORCES 44/5547                       THE INANIMATES 73/5551                
  3 BLOOD & IRON 40/3442  418  246  5 63.0      SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                    11 TWELFTH CIRC 82/5116 2021 1604 24 55.8
  4-ARMY OF DARK 19/5554  124   74  1 62.6   12-KANSANS 82/5077      1054  846 12 55.5
  5-TILT?!? 60/3728        33   21  0 61.1      EXOTIC TASTES 40/5229                 
    THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566                      BLADES OF TERROR 61/5254              
    WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370                     I TRAINED THEM 30/3047                
    THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017                    ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744              
    BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418                    ALL AMERICAN 55/3926                  
    TPW FOREVER 60/5540                         PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987               
  6 THEM 21/879          3160 2037 62 60.8      DIS-TEAM 63/3521                      
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        BLACK ATTACK 3/5044                   
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                  
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             SURPRISE! 29/4789                     
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        13 F-CDC DARC-C 66/5471  282  238  4 54.2
    THE BEARS 62/3345                        14 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    941  812 12 53.7
    BABES 36/3876                               THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    HEROES 77/3408                              THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    CORPS 74/3405                            15 LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  934  819 10 53.3
    SCUM 65/3594                                ALL-UGLY TEAM 51/5265                 
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
    F BALLS 4/5204                              DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             IN COLD BLOOD 75/5136                 
    THE BEARS 42/768                            EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    THE BEARS 1/979                          16-MEN OF 1,000 40/5555   39   36  2 52.0
    THE BEARS 48/677                         17-SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  786  757 10 50.9
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419          
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525          
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                       18 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  548  548  4 50.0
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
  7 THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1739 1227 20 58.6      THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491                       LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                     19 ALE HOUSE ME 81/5559   13   13  0 50.0
    DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505                 20-NO-HALF STEP 14/5445    3    3  0 50.0
    LITTLE BLUE FREAKS 71/5348               21 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     119  120  0 49.8
  8 TEMPE '99 82/5486     233  176  4 57.0      OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                      GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506                   OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    HER ALTEREGO 82/5500                        OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185            
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435             22 SOL INVICTUS 31/5186  282  288  3 49.5
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251                VILE REAVERS 59/5549                  
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211                23 FANGS 9/5444         1248 1320 10 48.6
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279                  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535             
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209                   MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437             
    STREET PIZZA 18/786                         MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
    D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560                   OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
  9 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    62   48  2 56.4      MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396             
 10 PUPPY POWER 40/5546   355  277  3 56.2      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        MEDAL OF HONOR A3 82/5543             

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                       31 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   42   51  0 45.2
    NUMBERS 11 82/5406                       32 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   42   54  0 43.8
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                33-YIELD 56/5557          50   65  2 43.5
    NUMBERS 6 82/5407                        34 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   42   57  1 42.4
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                35 REDHORSE 56/3727      354  482  1 42.3
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
 24 MID EARTH 29/1543     239  253  3 48.6   36 LOST CAUSE 35/4022     54   74  1 42.2
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                   37-DM OWNS YOU 82/5427    19   26  0 42.2
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    KILLER WORDS F3 98/5456               
    MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460                      SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
 25 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1478 1597 21 48.1   38 KATHOUSE 81/5542       10   14  0 41.7
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  39 HI ROLLERS 6/2129      82  118  2 41.0
 26 FANTASIA 1/4914      1478 1598 15 48.0   40-AMEN! 7/5467            6    9  2 40.0
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  41-FLAGG'S CHAMP 7/5552    4    7  0 36.4
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     42 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  668 1291  6 34.1
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  43 STORIES 49/2835       947 1871 17 33.6
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  44 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  162  332  0 32.8
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      45 ELFQUEST 11/4928      315  658  3 32.4
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  46 RHYME TYME 55/1881     33   77  0 30.0
 27-PHILANTHROPI 40/5241   16   18  0 47.1      THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
 28 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    86   98  1 46.7   47-CROC FILES 29/4549      2    5  0 28.6
    NEUROMANCERS 40/5517                     48 LITERATE LOO 81/5553    1    1  0 50.0
 29-CARNIVAL 47/5548      390  465  2 45.6   49 ECLIPSE 32/5556         0    2  0  0.0
 30 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  737  886  8 45.4

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TALAHYA.  MVP award for DANCING SMURF?  
LITTLE BLUE FREAKS' proud of her after beating DARTH TIMMY and getting 49 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  DARTH TIMMY got smashed by DANCING SMURF, and lost 
41 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular gal in all TALAHYA. 
She got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) T. ZER thinks hers 51-24-4 
and studly character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Don't 
you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think PERSIANA JONES should let T. ZER 
be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists 
all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR 
photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
Is there some deep dark secret why THE BEARS' been avoiding UTOPIA RELIGIOSO so much? 
Or is it just that they're too scared?  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you 
think KRAMER feels about being challenged by MARCIANO, 41 points above him?  A lotta 
people lost a lotta money in a lotta bets, when MARCIANO challenged KRAMER, 41 points 
below and lost!  Send 'im to the Dark Arena!  Speaking of challenging 31 points above 
did you hear about TY DEL-WAVE of FORCE OF NATURE vs. BLOOD & IRON's SELEX?  (And how 
was that intro!) Like, was that some fighting on TY DEL-WAVE's part, or what?  And he 
got 22 points out of it!  (besides getting in my report)  Poor SELEX.  People were 
asking me did SUDDEN DEATH REALLY challenge OPEN UP, POLICE?  (all right, maybe they 
didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but OPEN 
UP, POLICE wants me to write about it since he overcame SUDDEN DEATH.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  TALAHYA is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      62  38  1  398  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    87  66  5  369  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          50  22  8  346  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           32  22  1  333  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 ACK VERT 18-7429           107  54  1  304  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-CARE-LESS 56-3356           46  18  0  261  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    22   5  1  260  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        116  77  2  253  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        54  32  1  249  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      56  51  0  243  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ELENDUR 29-2013             78  66  1  242  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 KRAMER 47-5191              38  34  0  241  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           91  69  0  240  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              35  20  1  237  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       67  86  0  235  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  49  28  1  233  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        68  61  0  230  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
-SQUIDBOY 48-2593            64  59  1  230  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 CORKY 1-4285                40  38  2  230  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
-VOLTAGEN 78-687             55  29  0  229  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
-FLAT TOP 35-3533            44  17  1  227  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            35  15  1  222  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       60  38  2  220  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           37  35  6  219  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        30  11  1  219  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         59  58  0  218  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 FAT BACK 96-1610            44  28  4  216  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         36   8  1  214  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     29  17  2  213  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      70  93  0  212  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    85  66  0  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     54  33  2  211  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 CUDDLY 1-1900               47  23  0  211  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          90 115  4  210  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         65  65  2  210  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         54  58  0  209  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 REM 74-2853                 41  33  0  209  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      59  83  0  206  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 OTIS 3-6501                 42  31  4  205  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    71  56  2  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 QUASAR 18-5925              67  82  0  204  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 EVERSTORM 69-641           100 100  2  203  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              36  16  1  203  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 T. ZER 9-5011               51  24  4  202  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
-BRUNO 51-4332               49  25  2  202  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 CEER 96-1537                31  32  4  201  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        107  54  2  200  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            51  23  0  200  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 KAIDEN 35-3108             131 139  2  199  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 QUINTAL 18-8341             55  45  2  199  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         50  25  0  199  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 MARCIANO 96-1446            31  29  6  199  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MARCIE 36-6076              26  17  1  199  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 MAC 35-2993                 54  42  0  198  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   49  41  0  198  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 SPATHA 31-4996              40  37  2  197  SOL INVICTUS (5186)        CHIMLEVTAL
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       88  91  2  196  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           51  50  0  196  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
-GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          49  35  0  196  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 SELEX 40-3039               33  10  0  196  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    31  40  1  195  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    125  63  2  194  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SPUD 33-5159                54  26  0  194  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         53  23  0  194  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SNOW BEAR 42-1048           50  32  3  194  THE BEARS (768)            RODEKI
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        40  41  0  194  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SPAZ 82-6629                39  20  2  194  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          24  24  2  194  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-THE VISITOR 21-1404         77  52  5  193  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 FALCON 82-11173             38  37  1  193  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 HANA 82-24461               18   6  0  192  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
-BLOODSTONE 32-3383          48  43  1  191  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
-HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       43  42  2  191  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    40  36  0  191  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
-RICO 51-5016                39  22  1  191  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-FORK BALL 4-6244            34  13  0  191  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 MARY KAY 74-2779            29  22  1  191  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       63  64  3  190  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 ICE FOX 5-3877              31  15  0  190  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
-DRIZZT 40-4146              30  32  0  190  PHILANTHROPISTS (5241)     ZENSU
 SALTY CROC  75-2662         16   3  1  190  IN COLD BLOOD (5136)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      62  28  1  189  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     45  26  1  189  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SKYWISE 11-5687             57  82  1  188  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           51  85  0  188  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           40  37  0  188  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        87  78  1  187  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 WEYLUND 82-3660             50  59  1  187  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 LA TOUR 18-8525             45  53  0  186  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CALYX 30-4151               35  33  2  186  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 YOBER 2-4537                28  26  1  186  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      95  78  0  185  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          62  70  1  185  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         24  17  1  185  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     51  75  2  183  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      15   6  0  180  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         63  69  1  179  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 DONAHAR 24-3006             46  49  1  179  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
-CYCLONE 60-2306             35  24  1  179  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI
 MOOSE 56-3459               41  59  0  178  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 COBRA 29-4355               29  28  1  178  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 TONNELLE 52-3634            30  18  2  177  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253           24  15  1  177  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MOD COD 55-2638            100 133  3  176  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
-ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546      21   4  1  174  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
-NIKITA 36-6639              23  15  1  173  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            93 119  4  171  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       60  81  0  171  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-GODIVA 74-2800              25  16  0  170  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 BOTTACELLI 82-22958         20   3  0  169  HER ALTEREGO (5500)        DWES EG
 MADONNA 60-7780             35  22  3  168  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 ZIMA 1-7750                 34  22  0  168  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
-HAYWIRE 65-5413             19  10  1  165  WHO ARMED THEM? (4370)     DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  17   6  1  165  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 COYOTE 60-7626              34  28  2  162  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  30  2  162  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            30  10  1  161  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 FOGGED IN 82-1298           13   9  1  159  TEMPE '99 (5486)           DWES EG
-SLAMMER 7-2726              18  17  5  158  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   65  60  3  156  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FRANK 3-5707                73 139  1  155  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 2804 82-17776               27  40  2  155  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 RAINSONG 11-6128            45  73  0  154  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       26   8  0  152  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 FIREBALL 4-5486             20  11  0  152  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       53  70  3  151  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANGST 35-3560               25  19  0  150  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  34  58  3  149  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       21  20  6  145  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 SANDMAN 74-2896             23  39  2  144  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        17  14  1  143  MASTERS OF SAND (5460)     NIANIA
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  35  34  2  142  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-PEA POD 33-7338             26  12  0  140  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   45  99  0  139  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HONEY 11-6368               37  63  2  139  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        27  11  1  139  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
-DINGO 35-3716               26  11  1  138  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-ONE-TIMER 60-7169           42  14  0  137  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 HOFFA 49-3185               84 165  0  136  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 GAZELLE 56-3701             52  65  0  136  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     31  16  0  135  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          43  29  1  134  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         35  50  1  134  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 2301 82-17798               30  39  1  133  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         41  34  1  129  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     18   8  0  128  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         37  61  1  123  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         29  49  1  122  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 ORAN JI 16-5299             23  24  1  121  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      13   9  0  120  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
-GITARIOS 82--19918          20  13  1  117  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
-DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223      14   5  0  117  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   27  42  1  116  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 SCADDIE 42-4381             24  18  1  113  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        54  53  1  111  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000        25   5  1  110  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          21  19  0  110  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-TRAVIS T FLETE 24-4728      27  20  3  104  KRILL CAVALRY (3709)       ZORPUNT
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         25  15  1  104  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-KORO CLOUD 11-6618          18  50  0  104  KRILL CAVALRY (4359)       ARUAK CITY
-IVY 30-3857                 16   7  0  103  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 DOMINO 6-5060               21  15  2  102  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
-FENCE POST 30-4604          20  41  0  101  RED DOG GANG (3836)        IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          28  28  2  100  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-LENEXA 82-22809             17   2  0  100  KANSANS (5077)             DWES EG
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     25  13  1   99  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
-DROPPED SOAP 29-4208        20   9  1   97  SURPRISE! (4789)           LAPUR
-SERNILLAN 75-3207           18  42  1   97  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      38  24  3   96  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          12   6  4   96  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 LARG JOHN 82-8616           12  10  0   94  THE MUSIC MAN (5491)       DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411         19   8  1   93  THE UPSTARTS III (5017)    ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        27  12  4   90  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    26  21  1   90  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          21   9  3   90  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             25  36  2   88  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 WILLIE MCGEE 51-5212        22   3  1   88  ALL-UGLY TEAM (5265)       TRICORUS
 BRENDAN BEHAN 81-221        21  16  1   88  LITERATE LOONS (5553)      SHADOWSPIRE
 LU LENNY 66-4250            21  15  1   87  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        23   3  1   86  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
-P53 96-2409                  8   4  5   86  SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
-CRAZED 35-3078              21  12  1   84  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 VANISH 73-4633              27  11  1   83  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           21  16  0   82  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-BUTTERED BEAVER 40-4042     10   0  0   82  EXOTIC TASTES (5229)       ZENSU
-MOSES 7-2727                22  13  0   81  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           31  17  0   80  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           28  72  1   80  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-TIGER TY 60-7665            20  18  1   79  WING HOVE (5360)           ARADI
-PENNY LOPEZ 16-5725         19  22  0   79  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-PAS DE QUARTIER 52-3633     18  20  1   79  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        16   9  1   79  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 INCISOR 9-5185              20  19  1   77  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917        6   2  0   77  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
 HOFFA 60-7713               23  33  0   76  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 NATTY LIGHT 81-443          22   7  1   76  ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559)     SHADOWSPIRE
-100% 14-4429                18  10  2   75  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
-BLUETTE 9-5328              18  21  0   75  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-SNOW PEA 33-5014            24  18  3   74  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MAGENTA 3-5711              73 138  0   72  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 HK-47 18-8584               27  63  0   72  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-SNOTMAN 30-4290             18   6  1   72  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            18   7  0   72  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
-BLUE-GREY 55-3370           15   4  0   72  ALL AMERICAN (3926)        KHALANI
 DARTH SION 18-9233          29  32  1   71  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SLAYER XLVII 60-3680        28  28  1   71  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         23  13  2   71  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-TAKE COVER 35-3870          19   6  3   71  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-VINCENZO 51-5031            18  12  0   71  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         25  42  0   69  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-MOLDRAUN 26-4740            20   9  0   69  GOLDEN CANYON (3480)       CALEAM
-ROBESPIERRE 61-3098         17   6  1   69  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
-ICARUS 10-5809              18  14  0   68  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         26  35  2   67  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-MITCHELL PAIGE 82--9962     18   7  0   67  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5543)   DWES EG
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         29  57  1   64  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-ELDA MAINZ 40-4257          18   7  0   61  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          34  22  0   60  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 CUEBALL 6-5025              22  25  1   60  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
 SPEKTER 36-4921             18  16  0   60  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
-PARMENIDES 12-6599          16  11  1   60  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 KARATE WRECKER 60-6693      16  16  0   60  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 STEINBACH 30-4473           38  63  0   59  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      24  22  1   59  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           24  13  0   59  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           18   3  0   59  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    16  21  1   59  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
-ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   8   4  4   59  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801     8   0  0   58  DONT ANSWER THAT (5505)    DWES EG
-BLACK HEART 3-5182           3   3  0   57  BLACK ATTACK (5044)        OSKSI
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            26  42  0   56  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SOLDIER #3 3-6683           24  21  1   55  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-3D'S NOT L33T 60-7833       15   7  3   55  WILD CARDS (1866)          ARADI
-TUBTHUMPER 48-3734          20  11  2   54  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
-THE PIKER 33-7569           16   5  0   53  RAVAGING LORDS (5383)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         17   8  1   52  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
-SUCKFOOT 42-4437            15   6  0   51  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KIRI FACADE 81-37           23  14  2   50  KATHOUSE (5542)            SHADOWSPIRE
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         19   9  1   50  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374    18   8  0   47  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 GELEN 32-4320               19  42  1   45  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         16  68  1   44  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         19  16  1   43  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BLACKMOON 32-4805           15   9  1   43  ECLIPSE (5556)             ARVAT
-ALLAN JOHNSON 60-8232       15   8  0   41  TPW FOREVER (5540)         ARADI
 SHIFTER 35-3578             23  19  3   40  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
-RICK O'SHEA 25-5028         15   8  2   40  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
-RELENTLESS 62-4148          14  11  3   37  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 ABNORMAL 35-3583            22  14  2   35  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  81  2   33  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  10  0   27  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 SPAM 35-3572                24  13  2   19  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
MOOSE 56-3459             41  59  0 REDHORSE 3727          MICKEY MANTLE 56-4715     569

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Dis-Functional -- (surprised look)  Aren't you, well, SHORT for a Fratsfan? -- Peach
Nutt

Black Heart -- Midgets!  We're surrounded by midgets! -- N.D. Grasse
P.S.  A woman with a beard is odd, but a woman with five-o'clock shadow is odder.

Strongbow -- For those skills, I won't complain about your missile weapons. -- Oran
Ji

The Small Cat -- And a hearty congratulations to you, graduate of Shadowspire.  We
have an associate-teammate of similar name, Small Cat, but she's female. -- Punh
Jently

Gelen -- Life on the Isle is the pits, isn't it? -- O Puncha

Galen -- No. -- N.D. Grass

     All right.  I'll increase that bribe to...hmm...two pieces of hard candy and all
     the change in my pocket.  And a "Pretty Please." -- Galen

Flat Top -- Oh, well that's just special for you, isn't it?  I hate your hair. --
Hummingbird

Selex -- I couldn't believe that jerk in the stands who called me a stupid idiot as I
tottered there in shock, bleeding. -- Rem

Number Cruncher -- Well, that was a bit of a surprise, eh? -- Moose

Bottacelli -- Get a gender!  And spell your name right! -- Sleepwalker

Rainsong -- Neither of us is exactly a star.  We should retire, don't you think? --
Sandman

Cyclone -- Nice hit.  Even if it was to the buttocks. -- Mountain Goat

Harley the Cadaver -- Does that name mean your manager never expected you to make it
to the Isle?  Then, congratulations on getting here! -- Gazelle

Slammer -- Whoo!  That's some sharp skill pickup! -- Crooked Hoof

31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on.  It has been a while since the last
get together (several years).  It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also.  We just have to do it.  All alliances are welcome.  Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together.  I'll even buy the first round.  So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNOW BEAR was devastated by WIRLITZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
T. ZER was viciously subdued by PERSIANA JONES in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
MARY KAY was overpowered by MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SCHWETTY OLIVES devastated SPUD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MARCIANO was bested by KRAMER in a action packed 4 minute Challenge brawl.
CUDDLY luckily beat QUASAR in a exciting 6 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
TY DEL-WAVE overcame SELEX in a action packed 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
MICKEY MANTLE slaughtered MOOSE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CARE BEAR was viciously subdued by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 432 minute Challenge duel.
DIRT BAG beat NOTTHUR in a popular 3 minute Challenge melee.
SALLY RIDE was overpowered by YOBER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FIREBALL was handily defeated by TONNELLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
FOOT BALL was devastated by SALTY CROC  in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
WILLIE MCGEE was overpowered by UNHOLY GERBIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HOT TOMATO vanquished BRENDAN BEHAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SUDDEN DEATH was devastated by OPEN UP, POLICE in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SLAYER XLVII savagely defeated STEINBACH in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
TRIPLE-X was overpowered by MISCHIEVOUS IMP in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ALVIN YORK handily defeated CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE defeated BLACK ARCHER in a exciting 1 minute duel.
BLACK MESSIAH savagely defeated SPAZ in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fray.
EVERSTORM was devastated by ACK VERT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KAIDEN was savagely defeated by FAT BACK in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
NEOPHYTE was defeated by CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute duel.
SPOTTED PONY overpowered MAC in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLABBY-O savagely defeated SPATHA in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE handily defeated SKYWISE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ICE FOX was vanquished by PORK ROLL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
REDDI WHIP defeated LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
ELENDUR narrowly defeated QUINTAL in a popular 2 minute gory match.
CRIMSON BLUSH overpowered ETERNAL D.J. in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANGELIC SMURF subdued OZYMANDIAS in a 2 minute contest.
MARK OF THE BEAST was vanquished by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
STRONGBOW was demolished by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE NOTHING defeated PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a exciting 1 minute match.
CEER handily defeated FRANK in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CORKY overpowered CAT IN THE HAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
IMAGE ENHANCER handily defeated YELLOWJACKET in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SNIPER BEAR demolished BOTTACELLI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
SHEPHERD MOON was demolished by REM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
HANA was defeated by LE PAIN DLG in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
NUMBER CRUNCHER was handily defeated by SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute melee.
LA TOUR was demolished by OTIS in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
FALCON vanquished RIFF-RAFF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
VIOLENCE FETISH overpowered ROMUALD B TUNE in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
PRODIGAL SON handily defeated FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE BUTCHER overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
DONAHAR was handily defeated by PUDDING PARADE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GENEVIEVE demolished WALL OF GLASS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HUMMINGBIRD demolished ZIMA in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
CALYX was overpowered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOD COD was defeated by WEYLUND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
AUDIE MURPHY overcame THE MAD CARROT in a exciting 1 minute contest.
SALENA WARSMITH overpowered BOB LE CANADIEN in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
2804 viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory battle.
HONEY was viciously subdued by HARLEY THE CADAVER in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
SLEEPWALKER was demolished by ARTHUR BEYER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MADONNA overpowered PAUL ATREIDES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SANDMAN was vanquished by COYOTE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GAZELLE was demolished by THOMAS FOWLER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRACKED AND LEAKING overpowered RAGING PYROTHAG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
COBRA devastated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was overpowered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ORAN JI was devastated by TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SCADDIE was demolished by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
FIBULARIS demolished PEACH NUTT in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
FRANKENBUTT was demolished by RAINSONG in a 2 minute uneven conflict.
CROOKED HOOF was demolished by 2301 in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
FOGGED IN handily defeated TRIANGLE MAN in a 1 minute uneven match.
JOLEE BINDO handily defeated JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SOLSBURY HILL overpowered JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ANGST devastated CHICKEN HAWK in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
DARTH TIMMY was overpowered by DANCING SMURF in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
DOMINO devastated N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JUMPIN' was beaten by NASTY RASH in a 2 minute duel.
THE SMALL CAT vanquished LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
THE BIG CAT vanquished SPEKTER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
CONSORTIUM? was bested by MAGENTA in a popular 3 minute battle.
KIRI FACADE savagely defeated ABNORMAL in a 2 minute bloody fight.
NATTY LIGHT handily defeated DRUNK DENNIS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DARTH SION was overpowered by HAPPY APPLE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
MISSION VAO was viciously subdued by VANISH in a action packed 3 minute bloody bout.
BELY MEDVED vanquished PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HK-47 was bested by DELAWARE RUN in a popular 3 minute bout.
LARG JOHN handily defeated SOLDIER #3 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MANUEL PEREZ vanquished WOLFBROTHER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
LU LENNY vanquished PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
INCISOR demolished BLACKMOON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VAIDISAVA lost to SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 1 minute fray.
HOFFA unbelievably bested SLEEPS ALL DAY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
KARATE WRECKER viciously subdued GELEN in a exciting 1 minute bloody battle.
CUEBALL was overpowered by IGOR MALMORT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
O PUNCHA was handily defeated by SOLDIER #1 in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
TREESTUMP overpowered SHIFTER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
SPAM was handily defeated by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  54         SLASHING ATTACK  115 -  91 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      24         LUNGING ATTACK   292 - 244 -  7      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         WALL OF STEEL    102 - 101 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         AIMED BLOW       125 - 124 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         PARRY-LUNGE       57 -  58 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     31 -  32 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         STRIKING ATTACK   73 -  80 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       80 - 104 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  45 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  37 -  0      24  |

Turn 569 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  6         4  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        15 -  9     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 11         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 24     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 10         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK   10 - 14         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        6 - 11     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PERSIANA JONES 11-5427     62  38  1  398 SKASMONAUTS (4996)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         50  22  8  346 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLABBY-O 82-30720          32  22  1  333 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)
AIMED BLOW       CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351       54  32  1  249 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELENDUR 29-2013            78  66  1  242 MID EARTH (1543)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          91  69  0  240 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
TOTAL PARRY      DIRT BAG 65-4832           35  15  1  222 SCUM (3594)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   85  66  0  211 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            55  45  2  199 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            46  49  1  179 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was QUASAR 18-5925.  The ten other most popular fighters were LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 
42-4048, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301, NOTTHUR 3-4740, VANISH 73-4633, 
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539, FLABBY-O 82-30720, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, MARCIANO 96-1446, and 
SPAZ 82-6629.

The least popular fighter this week was CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were CARE BEAR 48-2799, SPAM 35-3572, SHIFTER 35-3578, 
BLACKMOON 32-4805, PUNH JENTLY 16-5485, WOLFBROTHER 11-6706, SOLDIER #3 3-6683, DRUNK 
DENNIS 3-6718, ABNORMAL 35-3583, and LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           8  3 0  IAYE(30)             3  5 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  ARADI(60)            5  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             7  8 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 1  MURSKA(35)           1  5 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  7 0  RODEKI(42)           5  5 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  4 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  5 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          8  8 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      4  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  2 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         14  6 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            3  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        68  61  0  230  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                28  26  1  186  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           91  69  0  240  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        116  77  2  253  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        30  11  1  219  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 DOMINO 6-5060               21  15  2  102  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        54  32  1  249  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 T. ZER 9-5011               51  24  4  202  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      62  38  1  398  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        40  41  0  194  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 ORAN JI 16-5299             23  24  1  121  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 ACK VERT 18-7429           107  54  1  304  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         50  25  0  199  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      62  28  1  189  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        27  11  1  139  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      95  78  0  185  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             78  66  1  242  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       60  38  2  220  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SPATHA 31-4996              40  37  2  197  SOL INVICTUS (5186)        CHIMLEVTAL
 GELEN 32-4320               19  42  1   45  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 SPUD 33-5159                54  26  0  194  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             131 139  2  199  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 SPEKTER 36-4921             18  16  0   60  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 SELEX 40-3039               33  10  0  196  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     25  13  1   99  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    87  66  5  369  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       26   8  0  152  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  81  2   33  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              38  34  0  241  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           40  37  0  188  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               84 165  0  136  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 WILLIE MCGEE 51-5212        22   3  1   88  ALL-UGLY TEAM (5265)       TRICORUS
 TONNELLE 52-3634            30  18  2  177  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            100 133  3  176  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         54  58  0  209  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             35  22  3  168  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        87  78  1  187  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            35  15  1  222  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 LU LENNY 66-4250            21  15  1   87  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           51  50  0  196  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 EVERSTORM 69-641           100 100  2  203  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917        6   2  0   77  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VANISH 73-4633              27  11  1   83  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA
 REM 74-2853                 41  33  0  209  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 SALTY CROC  75-2662         16   3  1  190  IN COLD BLOOD (5136)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  30  2  162  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 BRENDAN BEHAN 81-221        21  16  1   88  LITERATE LOONS (5553)      SHADOWSPIRE
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           32  22  1  333  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            44  28  4  216  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          50  22  8  346  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE