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Date   : 06/17/2008    Duedate: 06/30/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-570

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CALL TO THUND 7/4711    9    2  0 81.8      SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
  2 BLOOD & IRON 40/3442  419  247  5 62.9      VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
  3-ARMY OF DARK 19/5554  124   74  1 62.6      LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
  4 TILT?!? 60/3728        38   24  0 61.3      SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566                      THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207              
    THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017                 11 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    2026 1610 24 55.7
    WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370                     CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418                    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
    BLACK DIAMOND II 65/3155                    RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                 
    TPW FOREVER 60/5540                         DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
  5 SCUM 65/3594         3166 2041 62 60.8      THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                  
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        12 THE VOLS 6/5429         5    4  0 55.6
    BABES 36/3876                               NO-HALF STEPPING 14/5445              
    HEROES 77/3408                           13-KANSANS 82/5077      1054  846 12 55.5
    CORPS 74/3405                               EXOTIC TASTES 40/5229                 
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        BLADES OF TERROR 61/5254              
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           I TRAINED THEM 30/3047                
    F BALLS 4/5204                              ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744              
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             ALL AMERICAN 55/3926                  
    THE BEARS 42/768                            PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987               
    THE BEARS 1/979                             DIS-TEAM 63/3521                      
    THE BEARS 48/677                            BLACK ATTACK 3/5044                   
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                  
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        SURPRISE! 29/4789                     
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                      14 F-CDC DARC-C 66/5471  283  238  4 54.3
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                       15 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    946  815 12 53.7
  6 WANNABEES 71/4626    1744 1231 20 58.6      THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                        THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505                    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    LITTLE BLUE FREAKS 71/5348               16 THE LONGING 30/3242   941  822 10 53.4
    MAFIA DUDES 73/5345                         ALL-UGLY TEAM 51/5265                 
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
    MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128                      LOVE LETTERS 30/5287                  
    THIS SUCKS 96/5378                          RAJHAN'S PRIDE 13/2220                
    THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491                       IN COLD BLOOD 75/5136                 
  7 ANCIENT KNIG 65/5453   11    8  0 57.9      DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
    FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405                    EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
  8 TEMPE '99 82/5486     241  181  4 57.1   17-MEN OF 1,000 40/5555   39   36  2 52.0
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506                18 CAROLINA BLU 18/5562   26   24  0 52.0
    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                   19 ALE HOUSE ME 81/5559   14   13  0 51.9
    HER ALTEREGO 82/5500                     20 ARENA FELINE 61/4435  133  128  0 51.0
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435             21-SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  786  757 10 50.9
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251                SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525          
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211                   SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419          
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209                22 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     124  120  0 50.8
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279                  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    STREET PIZZA 18/786                         GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560                   OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
  9 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    63   48  2 56.8      OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185            
 10 PUPPY POWER 40/5546   361  279  3 56.4   23 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  555  554  4 50.0
    THE INANIMATES 73/5551                      BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                    29 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1480 1605 21 48.0
 24 KAOS 82/5443            4    4  0 50.0      CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                   30-PHILANTHROPI 40/5241   16   18  0 47.1
 25-SOL INVICTUS 31/5186  282  288  3 49.5   31 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    86  100  1 46.2
 26 MID EARTH 29/1543     243  254  3 48.9      NEUROMANCERS 40/5517                  
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                   32 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  738  886  8 45.4
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                 33 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   43   52  0 45.3
    MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460                   34 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   43   54  0 44.3
 27 FANGS 9/5444         1254 1335 10 48.4   35-YIELD 56/5557          50   65  2 43.5
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                36 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   43   57  1 43.0
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 37 REDHORSE 56/3727      357  487  1 42.3
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                        DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                38 LOST CAUSE 35/4022     56   77  1 42.1
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                39-KATHOUSE 81/5542       10   14  0 41.7
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                40 HI ROLLERS 6/2129      83  119  2 41.1
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 82/5543                41 AMEN! 7/5467            6    9  2 40.0
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                          WIZARDGUARD 18/5561                   
    NUMBERS 11 82/5406                       42-FLAGG'S CHAMP 7/5552    4    7  0 36.4
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                43 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  669 1295  6 34.1
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                44 STORIES 49/2835       951 1872 17 33.7
    NUMBERS 6 82/5407                           VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
 28 FANTASIA 1/4914      1484 1608 15 48.0   45 LITERATE LOO 81/5553    1    2  0 33.3
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  46 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  163  334  0 32.8
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     47 ELFQUEST 11/4928      319  670  3 32.3
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      48 RHYME TYME 55/1881     33   79  0 29.5
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                49 CLAN GHOST B 61/5563    1    3  0 25.0
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     50-ECLIPSE 32/5556         0    2  0  0.0
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, Lord and Lady Protectors!

You are all mighty!  Witness Choking Chicken who today defeated the Arenamaster
himself.  CHOKING CHICKEN (69-8734) (125-63-2,194) of YO YO TRICKS fought ARENAMASTER
(100-23) (0-0-0,240) of ARENA STAND-INS.  CHOKING CHICKEN vanquished ARENAMASTER in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided match.

Persiana Jones barely had time to fluff the cushion on the throne before being
challenged and defeated. KRAMER (47-5191) (38-34-0,241) of SECOND BANANAS challenged
PERSIANA JONES (11-5427) (62-38-1,398) of SKASMONAUTS.  KRAMER slimly won  victory
over PERSIANA JONES in a 5 minute Challenge Title contest.  Persiana was our most
challenged warrior.  Well done indeed, Kramer!  And so... we have another Aimed Blow
Practitioner at the top of the ladder.  *shudders*

Of course, the lovely Kaiden is still our Overall Popularity Leader.  It may not be
ladylike, but she seems to enjoy drinking contests with the boys, and those will make
you popular.  Of course, her expert performances in the arena don't hurt, either.
SCRAG (82-1704) (15-9-0,188) of MY HEROES! fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (131-139-2,199) of
VIOLENT FEMS.  SCRAG was devastated by KAIDEN in an action packed 1 minute mismatched
match.

Ah, a bit of an upset... CUDDLY (1-1900) (47-23-0,211) of THE BEARS challenged
VIOLENCE FETISH (18-8713) (29-17-2,213) of OF WOLF AND MAN II.  CUDDLY was devastated
by VIOLENCE FETISH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Still it was a good
challenge, and I'd wager VF learned a thing or two from it.

Here's a significant up-challenge that came out well for the challenger: CRIMSON
BLUSH (7-5351) (54-32-1,249) of VENGEANCE SEEKERS challenged REDDI WHIP (97-1636)
(50-22-8,346) of KILLING ME SOFTER.  CRIMSON BLUSH viciously subdued REDDI WHIP in a
popular 4 minute Challenge match.  VERY WELL DONE, Crimson Blush!

Why was 100% voted this cycle's favorite warrior?  Spectators enjoy a good feat of
endurance, that's why.  MAGENTA (3-5711) (73-138-0,72) of TRANSVESTITES fought 100%
(14-4429) (18-10-2,75) of NO-HALF STEPPING.  MAGENTA was savagely defeated by 100% in
a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal bout.

Oh dear... Chasm of Ignorance was voted our least favorite warrior, and here's why...
CARE BEAR (48-2799) (40-37-0,188) of THE BEARS challenged CHASM OF IGNORANCE (4-4186)
(49-41-0,198) of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO.  CARE BEAR was viciously subdued by CHASM OF
IGNORANCE in a 424 minute Challenge duel.  Or it could be the name, you know.  Nobody
likes ignorance.

We had 18 challenge matches this cycle out of 109 total fights.  Hmm.  I'd like to
see more of you trying a bit harder.  But at least someone DID post an avoid, which
is always a sign of keen intelligence.  Bigface did not want to fight the team Fangs
(currently ranked 27th).  Let's see who Bigface did fight:  BIGFACE (82-237) (12-4-
0,99) of RUPTURE FARMS fought ABNORMAL (35-3583) (22-14-2,35) of LOST CAUSE.  BIGFACE
viciously subdued ABNORMAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.  Strange that it
was a random match.  Maybe Bigface's challenges didn't go through.  Still, well done
against a more seasoned opponent, Bigface.

That'll do it for now, I think.  I hope you are enjoying this beautiful summer as
much as I am!  See you in two weeks.

                                 Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KRAMER 47-5191              39  34  0  261  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    88  66  5  394  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ACK VERT 18-7429           108  54  1  315  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        55  32  1  271  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    23   5  1  266  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
-CARE-LESS 56-3356           46  18  0  261  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 ELENDUR 29-2013             79  66  1  258  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        69  61  0  258  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 SQUIDBOY 48-2593            65  59  1  241  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         60  58  0  241  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 VOLTAGEN 78-687             56  29  0  240  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  50  28  1  240  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     30  17  2  238  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 FAT BACK 96-1610            45  28  4  230  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       61  38  2  228  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-FLAT TOP 35-3533            44  17  1  227  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           38  35  6  227  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         37   8  1  225  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 *WINTER* 65-3644            34  32  1  223  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          91 115  4  221  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    86  66  0  221  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        30  11  1  219  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          25  24  2  219  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         66  65  2  216  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       64  64  3  213  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        88  78  1  212  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 MARCIANO 96-1446            32  29  6  212  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KAIDEN 35-3108             132 139  2  210  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      56  52  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SPAZ 82-6629                40  20  2  209  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              37  16  1  209  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    126  63  2  208  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 MAC 35-2993                 55  42  0  208  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    41  36  0  208  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 MARCIE 36-6076              27  17  1  208  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         54  23  0  207  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            52  23  0  206  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 YOBER 2-4537                29  26  1  206  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        108  54  2  205  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           52  50  0  205  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 FALCON 82-11173             38  38  1  205  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 WEYLUND 82-3660             51  59  1  203  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      96  78  0  202  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-T. ZER 9-5011               51  24  4  202  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          50  23  8  202  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 FOGGED IN 82-1298           14   9  1  202  TEMPE '99 (5486)           DWES EG
 CORKY 1-4285                40  39  2  201  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CEER 96-1537                31  33  4  201  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   50  41  0  200  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 OTIS 3-6501                 42  32  4  200  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              35  21  1  200  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      62  39  1  199  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         50  25  0  199  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 ICE FOX 5-3877              32  15  0  199  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        116  78  2  198  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      70  94  0  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUASAR 18-5925              67  83  0  198  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SALTY CROC  75-2662         17   3  1  198  IN COLD BLOOD (5136)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 EVERSTORM 69-641           100 101  2  197  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      59  84  0  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         54  59  0  197  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
-SPATHA 31-4996              40  37  2  197  SOL INVICTUS (5186)        CHIMLEVTAL
 QUINTAL 18-8341             55  46  2  196  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          49  35  0  196  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 HALO 11-6189                43  21  2  196  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-SPUD 33-5159                54  26  0  194  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-SNOW BEAR 42-1048           50  32  3  194  THE BEARS (768)            RODEKI
 CUDDLY 1-1900               47  24  0  193  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           32  23  1  193  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       67  87  0  192  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          63  70  1  192  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     54  34  2  191  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
-BLOODSTONE 32-3383          48  43  1  191  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        40  42  0  191  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            35  16  1  191  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
-FORK BALL 4-6244            34  13  0  191  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    31  41  1  191  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
-MARY KAY 74-2779            29  22  1  191  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
-DRIZZT 40-4146              30  32  0  190  PHILANTHROPISTS (5241)     ZENSU
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      16   6  0  190  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     45  27  1  189  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SELEX 40-3039               33  11  0  189  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 REM 74-2853                 41  34  0  188  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           91  70  0  187  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-LA TOUR 18-8525             45  53  0  186  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CALYX 30-4151               35  34  2  186  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       88  92  2  185  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    71  57  2  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           40  38  0  185  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 COBRA 29-4355               30  28  1  185  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 SKYWISE 11-5687             57  83  1  184  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     51  76  2  182  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           51  86  0  181  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CYCLONE 60-2306             36  24  1  181  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI
 SCRAG 82-1704               15  10  0  181  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         63  70  1  180  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 MOOSE 56-3459               42  59  0  180  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 COYOTE 60-7626              35  28  2  180  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 TONNELLE 52-3634            30  19  2  180  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 HANA 82-24461               18   7  0  180  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 MADONNA 60-7780             36  22  3  178  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  18   6  1  178  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253           24  15  1  177  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 DONAHAR 24-3006             46  50  1  175  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 JERRYRIG 65-3265            33  32  0  174  BLACK DIAMOND II (3155)    DAL SHANG
-ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546      21   4  1  174  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
 MOD COD 55-2638            100 134  3  171  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
-GODIVA 74-2800              25  16  0  170  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       60  82  0  168  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 FIREBALL 4-5486             21  11  0  168  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 BOTTACELLI 82-22958         20   4  0  167  HER ALTEREGO (5500)        DWES EG
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       54  70  3  166  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      62  29  1  165  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
-SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  30  2  162  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            93 120  4  161  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       22  20  6  161  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      14   9  0  160  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            30  11  1  158  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-SLAMMER 7-2726              18  17  5  158  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
 FRANK 3-5707                74 139  1  157  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       26   9  0  156  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  36  34  2  154  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 ANGST 35-3560               26  19  0  154  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 HOFFA 49-3185               85 165  0  153  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAJEREK 21-6045             25   6  0  149  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     19   8  0  149  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        18  14  1  149  MASTERS OF SAND (5460)     NIANIA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   65  61  3  147  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ONE-TIMER 60-7169           43  14  0  146  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 SANDMAN 74-2896             24  39  2  146  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 RAINSONG 11-6128            45  74  0  143  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 2804 82-17776               27  41  2  141  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
-PEA POD 33-7338             26  12  0  140  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270  10   3  0  140  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
 HAYWIRE 65-5413             19  11  1  139  WHO ARMED THEM? (4370)     DAL SHANG
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     32  16  0  138  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             52  66  0  135  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         41  35  1  135  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ZIMA 1-7750                 34  23  0  135  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 2301 82-17798               30  40  1  135  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         35  51  1  132  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        27  12  1  132  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ORAN JI 16-5299             24  24  1  132  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           23   7  3  131  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 LARG JOHN 82-8616           13  10  0  127  THE MUSIC MAN (5491)       DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   28  42  1  125  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          43  30  1  124  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          13   6  4  124  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  34  59  3  122  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000        25   6  1  122  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          22  19  0  122  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       25  37  0  121  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 DOMINO 6-5060               22  15  2  117  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
-DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223      14   5  0  117  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   45 100  0  115  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         29  50  1  115  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 SCADDIE 42-4381             24  19  1  115  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GITARIOS 82--19918          20  14  1  114  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         25  16  1  113  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         37  62  1  112  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      39  24  3  111  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 HONEY 11-6368               37  64  2  107  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-IVY 30-3857                 16   7  0  103  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        54  54  1  101  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     26  13  1  101  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 FARSHOT 11-6713             22  10  0  101  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-FENCE POST 30-4604          20  41  0  101  RED DOG GANG (3836)        IAYE
 BIGFACE 82-237              13   4  0  101  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VANISH 73-4633              28  11  1  100  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA
-LENEXA 82-22809             17   2  0  100  KANSANS (5077)             DWES EG
 BALROG 10-3115              11   1  0  100  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       17  46  1   99  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917        7   2  0   98  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         24  13  2   97  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 NATTY LIGHT 81-443          23   7  1   97  ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559)     SHADOWSPIRE
 TOTURI 7-5051               21  11  0   97  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411         20   8  1   97  THE UPSTARTS III (5017)    ARADI
-DROPPED SOAP 29-4208        20   9  1   97  SURPRISE! (4789)           LAPUR
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         23   6  0   95  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
-CHUCKER ISTTA 22-6619       20  34  0   94  MIDDLE WAY 15 (5431)       SOLVEN
 PAS DE QUARTIER 52-3633     19  20  1   93  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          28  29  2   92  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             26  36  2   90  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-STELRA TIRINS 17-6868       24  18  0   90  MIDDLE WAY (4534)          ALJAFIR
 WILLIE MCGEE 51-5212        23   3  1   90  ALL-UGLY TEAM (5265)       TRICORUS
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        27  13  4   89  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LU LENNY 66-4250            22  15  1   89  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 JACKHAMMER 11-6613          23  11  6   88  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 KARATE WRECKER 60-6693      17  16  0   88  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
-MIRESSEA POOLE 24-4744      22  20  1   87  KRILL CAVALRY (3709)       ZORPUNT
 INCISOR 9-5185              21  19  1   87  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      27  23  1   86  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
-P53 96-2409                  8   4  5   86  SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            19   7  0   85  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
-CRAZED 35-3078              21  12  1   84  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 HOFFA 60-7713               24  33  0   83  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           21  17  0   82  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 100% 14-4429                19  10  2   82  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
-BUTTERED BEAVER 40-4042     10   0  0   82  EXOTIC TASTES (5229)       ZENSU
-MOSES 7-2727                22  13  0   81  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-PENNY LOPEZ 16-5725         19  22  0   79  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        23   4  1   78  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        16  10  1   76  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      15  10  0   76  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LION HEARTED 61-3363        14   7  0   76  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          35  22  0   75  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           31  18  0   74  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    26  22  1   74  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374    19   8  0   74  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          21  10  3   73  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GELEN 32-4320               20  42  1   73  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 LONGSHOT 18-8981            19   6  1   73  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-MIDNIGHT 18-2549            18  19  0   73  WIZARDGUARD (5561)         TALCAMA
-SNOTMAN 30-4290             18   6  1   72  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
-BLUE-GREY 55-3370           15   4  0   72  ALL AMERICAN (3926)        KHALANI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              73 139  0   71  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-SLAYER XLVII 60-3680        28  28  1   71  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         27  35  2   71  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-TAKE COVER 35-3870          19   6  3   71  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SPEKTER 36-4921             19  16  0   71  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 SOLDIER #3 3-6683           25  21  1   69  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-ROBESPIERRE 61-3098         17   6  1   69  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 VIPER LXXI 60-7566          17  13  0   68  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 GEN. JACKSON 6-6285         16  11  1   68  THE VOLS (5429)            TRANSEL
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         30  57  1   67  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         20   9  1   67  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
-MITCHELL PAIGE 82--9962     18   7  0   67  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5543)   DWES EG
 VINNIE THE TUSH 73-2122      4   1  0   67  MAFIA DUDES (5345)         ERINIKA
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           18   4  0   66  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         18   8  1   65  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 HK-47 18-8584               27  64  0   64  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 BRENDAN BEHAN 81-221        21  17  1   64  LITERATE LOONS (5553)      SHADOWSPIRE
 BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      13   7  0   64  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
 SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427         15  11  2   63  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    16  22  1   62  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 STEINBACH 30-4473           38  64  0   61  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           24  14  0   61  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-ELDA MAINZ 40-4257          18   7  0   61  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
-ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   8   4  4   59  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 DARTH SION 18-9233          29  33  1   58  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          16   8  1   58  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
-BLACK HEART 3-5182           3   3  0   57  BLACK ATTACK (5044)        OSKSI
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           28  73  1   56  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         25  43  0   56  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801     8   1  0   56  DONT ANSWER THAT (5505)    DWES EG
-3D'S NOT L33T 60-7833       15   7  3   55  WILD CARDS (1866)          ARADI
-MICHAEL JORDAN 18-7797      15   8  0   53  CAROLINA BLUE (5562)       TALCAMA
 TUBTHUMPER 48-3734          20  12  2   52  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
-TYVEK 60-7478               13  12  1   52  DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (4262 ARADI
 ABNORMAL 35-3583            22  15  2   51  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
-SUCKFOOT 42-4437            15   6  0   51  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-KIRI FACADE 81-37           23  14  2   50  KATHOUSE (5542)            SHADOWSPIRE
 SHIFTER 35-3578             23  20  3   49  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 CUEBALL 6-5025              22  26  1   49  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
 ALLAN JOHNSON 60-8232       16   8  0   49  TPW FOREVER (5540)         ARADI
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            26  43  0   47  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      24  23  1   47  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 ZHER-ALGRAJ 13-3212         16   8  0   47  RAJHAN'S PRIDE (2220)      DULLENS
-BURNT OFFERINGS 60-8054     13   7  1   47  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (5349)    ARADI
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         19  17  1   46  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 HEY NOW! 30-3312            15  11  0   46  THE LONGING (3242)         IAYE
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         16  69  1   45  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-BLACKMOON 32-4805           15   9  1   43  ECLIPSE (5556)             ARVAT
 FORLORN 6-6272              15  16  2   41  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-RICK O'SHEA 25-5028         15   8  2   40  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  82  2   27  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  11  0   26  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPAM 35-3572                24  14  2   21  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Thanks for your warm welcome, Punh Gently, and give my regards to the feminine
undoubtedly graceful Small Cat. -- The Small Cat

Talkin' Camel Walk -- I was intrigued, I will admit it.  Your name opened such
interesting realms of speculation.  And then...you turned out to be a golem.
Obviously, this scuttles the idea that camels can talk, which I was all set to
pursue.  But you're just a sort of animated toy, batteries, I suppose, included--at
least, one hopes so. -- Oran Ji

Fibularis -- Tish, too many of your kind around these days. -- Peach Nutt
P.S.  And you may take that however you wish, Galen.

     Eh?  How did I come into this?  Too many of WHAT kind around these days?

Domino -- Unaccommodating wench.  I was hoping for a sort of "domino effect" here:  I
fall down, you fall down on top of me.  That would have been a situation rife with
amusing possibilities.  This...faugh. -- N.D. Grasse

Lu Lenny -- You have a very strange team name, even setting aside the "I was in a
contest" effect. -- Punh Jently

Soldier #1 -- If you're number ONE, you aren't supposed to try harder, dammit.  Slack
off next time! -- O Puncha

Galen -- Hard candy?  Are you INSANE?  That stuff is TERRIBLE for a person. -- N.D.
Grasse
P.S.  Especially with pocket-lint stuck to it.

     Pocket lint supplies fiber, adding nutritional value to the candy.  Anyway,
     we're negotiating for the truth about your initials.  What'll it take? -- Galen

Mickey Mantle -- That was SO uncalled for!  And I ended up with the mother of all
hangovers after being revived by Lady Greywand, and Galen wasn't on the job so I
didn't even get a booby prize!  This sucks! -- Moose

Shepherd Moon -- If you want to be a scientist, you should change your train.  But
I'd think it would be more interesting to be a moon. -- Rem

Zima -- Yeah, you have that look in your eyes.  Like you have a brain.  So I figured
you'd learn something.  Congrats. -- Hummingbird

Arthur Beyer -- WHY are there so MANY of you around these days?  The Isle is
infested! -- Sleepwalker

Coyote -- So are you a bug, a slug, or a thug? -- Sandman

Thomas Fowler -- Ho-hum.  Boring fight. -- Gazelle

Scaddie -- Hey!  The announcer called me a Karnhorn!  When did they come to THAT
conclusion?  Anyway...good fight, considering how inexperienced you are. -- Mountain
Goat

2301 -- 342 8723088 6529191 05. -- Crooked Hoof, trying to speak the language

31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on.  It has been a while since the last
get together (several years).  It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also.  We just have to do it.  All alliances are welcome.  Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together.  I'll even buy the first round.  So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CUDDLY was devastated by VIOLENCE FETISH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH viciously subdued REDDI WHIP in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
KRAMER slimly won victory over PERSIANA JONES in a 5 minute Challenge Title contest.
ELENDUR demolished FLABBY-O in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CORKY was defeated by YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
TY DEL-WAVE devastated DIRT BAG in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
CARE BEAR was viciously subdued by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 424 minute Challenge duel.
MARCIANO viciously subdued QUINTAL in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
CEER was beaten by NOTTHUR in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
FIREBALL overpowered PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FOOT BALL was viciously subdued by COYOTE in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
COBRA subdued DONAHAR in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
HOT TOMATO handily defeated CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP vanquished PEACH NUTT in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LARG JOHN overpowered HONEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
NASTY RASH bested TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
DINAH MIGHT overpowered O PUNCHA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
VANISH overpowered MANUEL PEREZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SQUIRREL KILLER was devastated by *WINTER* in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
ALVIN YORK was demolished by OZYMANDIAS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
SCHWETTY OLIVES handily defeated SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SQUIDBOY demolished BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WIRLITZ lost to FAT BACK in a 2 minute match.
MIYAGI'S MIATA was luckily beaten by ACK VERT in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE demolished HALO in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
SPOTTED PONY was savagely defeated by ANGELIC SMURF in a exciting 2 minute fray.
CRAZY FINGERS vanquished CALYX in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRODIGAL SON vanquished PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
PORK ROLL narrowly defeated EVERSTORM in a popular 3 minute gory match.
CEREBRAL JANITOR overpowered NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IMAGE ENHANCER was subdued by MARCIE in a action packed 3 minute contest.
VOLTAGEN overpowered HUMMINGBIRD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GENEVIEVE devastated STRONGBOW in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MARK OF THE BEAST narrowly defeated FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a exciting 6 minute match.
AUDIE MURPHY subdued FALCON in a 2 minute duel.
SKYWISE was overpowered by MAC in a popular 2 minute uneven bout.
YELLOWJACKET overcame SELEX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
CHOKING CHICKEN vanquished ARENAMASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACK ARCHER lost to SALTY CROC  in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
REM was subdued by WEYLUND in a 1 minute conflict.
ETERNAL D.J. vanquished TONNELLE in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
SCRAG was devastated by KAIDEN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
OTIS was overcome by SPAZ in a exciting 4 minute gory match.
NEOPHYTE demolished IN-BRED BEAR in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
QUASAR was luckily beaten by LE PAIN DLG in a popular 3 minute bloody fray.
SHEPHERD MOON vanquished LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE NOTHING overcame JERRYRIG in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
SNIPER BEAR overpowered BOTTACELLI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN was devastated by ROMUALD B TUNE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
YOBER demolished HANA in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
CAT IN THE HAT was devastated by FOGGED IN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ICE FOX overpowered THOMAS FOWLER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HAYWIRE was bested by RAJEREK in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
WALL OF GLASS was viciously subdued by MADONNA in a exciting 4 minute brutal contest.
CRACKED AND LEAKING overpowered RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAINSONG was viciously subdued by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory battle.
CYCLONE devastated FRANKENBUTT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOUNTAIN GOAT devastated ARTHUR BEYER in a 1 minute uneven match.
MOOSE vanquished JUNGLE JUICE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MOD COD was overpowered by THE MAD CARROT in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
2804 was demolished by SOLSBURY HILL in a 2 minute gory uneven battle.
FRANK overpowered SCADDIE in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
ZIMA was vanquished by UNHOLY GERBIL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FIBULARIS was overpowered by RAGING PYROTHAG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TRIANGLE MAN was luckily beaten by ONE-TIMER in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
JOLEE BINDO lost to PAUL ATREIDES in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
HARLEY THE CADAVER was demolished by MILES HITS THE ROAD in a 2 minute uneven match.
SKINWALKER was bested by TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a popular 1 minute battle.
DOMINO savagely defeated FARSHOT in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
ORAN JI savagely defeated GITARIOS in a action packed 3 minute brutal conflict.
BOB LE CANADIEN outwaited GAZELLE in a 14 minute gory fight.
2301 was viciously subdued by ANGST in a action packed 2 minute bloody match.
CHICKEN HAWK was viciously subdued by WALK THE LINE in a 2 minute brutal match.
SANDMAN devastated YELLOW JACKET in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE narrowly defeated SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
GUMMI GHOUL defeated VAIDISAVA in a 1 minute match.
BIGFACE viciously subdued ABNORMAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.
ISAWA TADAKA demolished STEINBACH in a 2 minute uneven bout.
JAMES DOOLITTLE vanquished FRYV DARKSHADE in a 1 minute uneven match.
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY handily defeated TREESTUMP in a 1 minute uneven match.
LU LENNY savagely defeated SHIFTER in a exciting 1 minute bloody competition.
DARTH TIMMY demolished SLEEPS ALL DAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SUDDEN DEATH was handily defeated by LOCKENLOAD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BLAMELESS COOK was beaten by BELY MEDVED in a popular 1 minute bout.
DANCING SMURF demolished SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
LORD EARL GREY savagely defeated VINNIE THE TUSH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
LION HEARTED defeated SHOWSTOPPER in a 2 minute duel.
ALLAN JOHNSON devastated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOFFA unbelievably bested CONSORTIUM? in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
VIPER LXXI vanquished CUEBALL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KARATE WRECKER vanquished BRENDAN BEHAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PAS DE QUARTIER overcame SOLDIER #1 in a 2 minute brutal match.
IGOR MALMORT slimly lost to JACKHAMMER in a 2 minute fight.
THE SMALL CAT vanquished HAPPY APPLE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
THE BIG CAT was defeated by TOTURI in a 2 minute competition.
NATTY LIGHT handily defeated LONGSHOT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WILLIE MCGEE devastated FORLORN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
TUBTHUMPER was viciously subdued by SPEKTER in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
MAGENTA was savagely defeated by 100% in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal bout.
DELAWARE RUN was unbelievably bested by BALROG in a 4 minute competition.
SOLDIER #3 handily defeated HEY NOW! in a 1 minute uneven match.
DRUNK DENNIS was defeated by MISSION VAO in a action packed 3 minute fight.
SPAM was demolished by WOLFBROTHER in a 1 minute uneven contest.
GELEN devastated ZHER-ALGRAJ in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ACES & EIGHTS handily defeated PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
OPEN UP, POLICE was overpowered by TRIPLE-X in a 3 minute one-sided match.
DARTH SION was beaten by GEN. JACKSON in a 1 minute bout.
HK-47 was overpowered by INCISOR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
N.D. GRASSE was devastated by JUMPIN' in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  54         SLASHING ATTACK  120 -  97 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      30         LUNGING ATTACK   303 - 250 -  6      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     26         PARRY-LUNGE       60 -  57 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 26         PARRY-RIPOSTE     33 -  32 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         WALL OF STEEL    107 - 107 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         AIMED BLOW       126 - 130 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     12         STRIKING ATTACK   77 -  87 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       85 - 107 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  47 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  37 -  0      23  |

Turn 570 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 13         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    32 - 22     SLASHING ATTACK   11 - 15         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        16 - 14     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 14         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  6         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       13 - 13     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KRAMER 47-5191             39  34  0  261 SECOND BANANAS (5337)
LUNGING ATTACK   MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880   88  66  5  394 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429          108  54  1  315 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELENDUR 29-2013            79  66  1  258 MID EARTH (1543)
TOTAL PARRY      SQUIDBOY 48-2593           65  59  1  241 THE UNLIKELIES (2566)
STRIKING ATTACK  VOLTAGEN 78-687            56  29  0  240 BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAT BACK 96-1610           45  28  4  230 KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)
WALL OF STEEL    LE PAIN DLG 18-8016        66  65  2  216 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            55  46  2  196 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            46  50  1  175 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was 100% 14-4429.  The ten other most popular fighters were MADONNA 60-7780, OTIS 
3-6501, TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000, KRAMER 47-5191, PERSIANA JONES 11-5427, FLAGPOLE 
PANTIES 3-5968, RAINSONG 11-6128, DELAWARE RUN 42-4400, CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351, and 
MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887.

The least popular fighter this week was CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were CARE BEAR 48-2799, BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632, N.D. GRASSE 
16-4367, PUNH JENTLY 16-5485, ZHER-ALGRAJ 13-3212, SPAM 35-3572, HEY NOW! 30-3312, 
LONGSHOT 18-8981, HAPPY APPLE 3-6492, and BRENDAN BEHAN 81-221.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           7  4 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  LAPUR(29)            3  0 0  ARADI(60)            9  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             5 10 0  IAYE(30)             4  5 0  JURINE(61)           2  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  3 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  MURSKA(35)           3  3 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4 11 0  RODEKI(42)           1  8 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  4 0  CAER(48)             1  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          9  8 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         11 14 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  3 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        69  61  0  258  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                29  26  1  206  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              37  16  1  209  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   50  41  0  200  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              32  15  0  199  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           23   7  3  131  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        55  32  1  271  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 INCISOR 9-5185              21  19  1   87  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 BALROG 10-3115              11   1  0  100  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      62  39  1  199  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        40  42  0  191  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 ZHER-ALGRAJ 13-3212         16   8  0   47  RAJHAN'S PRIDE (2220)      DULLENS
 100% 14-4429                19  10  2   82  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 ORAN JI 16-5299             24  24  1  132  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 ACK VERT 18-7429           108  54  1  315  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 RAJEREK 21-6045             25   6  0  149  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             46  50  1  175  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        27  12  1  132  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      96  78  0  202  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             79  66  1  258  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       61  38  2  228  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 GELEN 32-4320               20  42  1   73  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          22  19  0  122  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             132 139  2  210  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 MARCIE 36-6076              27  17  1  208  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      16   6  0  190  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     26  13  1  101  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    88  66  5  394  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       26   9  0  156  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  82  2   27  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              39  34  0  261  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 SQUIDBOY 48-2593            65  59  1  241  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               85 165  0  153  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 WILLIE MCGEE 51-5212        23   3  1   90  ALL-UGLY TEAM (5265)       TRICORUS
 TONNELLE 52-3634            30  19  2  180  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            100 134  3  171  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         54  59  0  197  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CYCLONE 60-2306             36  24  1  181  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI
 LION HEARTED 61-3363        14   7  0   76  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        88  78  1  212  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 *WINTER* 65-3644            34  32  1  223  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LU LENNY 66-4250            22  15  1   89  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           52  50  0  205  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    126  63  2  208  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917        7   2  0   98  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      27  23  1   86  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 VANISH 73-4633              28  11  1  100  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA
 REM 74-2853                 41  34  0  188  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 SALTY CROC  75-2662         17   3  1  198  IN COLD BLOOD (5136)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 VOLTAGEN 78-687             56  29  0  240  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         24  13  2   97  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    23   5  1  266  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            45  28  4  230  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           38  35  6  227  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE

                         SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!

Our summer FTF will be held in Minneapolis, Minnesota, July 18-20, 2008.  It will be 
held at the Holiday Inn Select Minneapolis/St. Paul in Blomington, MN, just down the 
street from the Mall of America, at 3 Appletree Square (952-854-9000).  Rooms are only 
$105.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  There is a free 24-hour shuttle from the airport
and free shuttle service to the mall; free parking, free high-speed wireless internet
in all guestrooms.  There is a large fitness center, jacuzzi, and indoor pool.  The 
rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  There are tons of 
restaurants nearby at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the hotel.  

Hotel info:  www.himspairport.com
Mall of America:  www.mallofamerica.com

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!