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Date   : 07/15/2008    Duedate: 07/28/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-572

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CALL TO THUND 7/4711   13    2  0 86.7      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
  2 BLOOD & IRON 40/3442  422  248  5 63.0      LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
  3 SCUM 65/3594         3189 2057 62 60.8      THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207              
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        THE INANIMATES 73/5551                
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      10 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    2039 1621 24 55.7
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                 
    BABES 36/3876                               DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE BEARS 46/712                            TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                  
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          11 HIT ME WITH. 60/5568  284  241  4 54.1
    F BALLS 4/5204                              F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE 66/5471            
    THE BEARS 48/677                         12 BAD COMPANY 33/1955    22   19  0 53.7
    THE BEARS 1/979                          13 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    953  824 12 53.6
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    BOY O'S 38/5570                          14 THE LONGING 30/3242   955  833 10 53.4
  4 TILT?!? 60/3728        43   29  0 59.7      ALL-UGLY TEAM 51/5265                 
    THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566                      IN COLD BLOOD 75/5136                 
    WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370                     LITHE & LOVELY 70/4993                
    BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418                    SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
    THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017                    LOVE LETTERS 30/5287                  
    TPW FOREVER 60/5540                         RAJHAN'S PRIDE 13/2220                
    BLACK DIAMOND II 65/3155                    DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
  5 WANNABEES 71/4626    1755 1238 20 58.6      FACING WORLDS 74/5219                 
    DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505                    EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    MAFIA DUDES 73/5345                      15 THE BLACK RI 15/5572   39   36  2 52.0
    MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128                   16-CAROLINA BLU 18/5562   26   24  0 52.0
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                       17 ARENA FELINE 61/4435  135  128  0 51.3
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                     18 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  786  757 10 50.9
    LITTLE BLUE FREAKS 71/5348                  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/5573          
    THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491                    19 THE COVEN 46/993      130  129  0 50.2
    THIS SUCKS 96/5378                          OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
  6 KAOS 82/5443            7    5  0 58.3      ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                 
    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                      OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
  7 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    65   48  2 57.5      OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185            
  8 TEMPE '99 82/5486     256  192  4 57.1      GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    HER ALTEREGO 82/5500                        KARNIVORZ 36/5292                     
    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                      OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506                20 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  567  564  5 50.1
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435                BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251                THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211                   LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209                21 CANADIAN CLU 50/5452   11   11  0 50.0
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279                  FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405              
    D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560                   ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/5453               
    STREET PIZZA 18/786                      22 THE VOLS 6/5429         6    6  0 50.0
  9 PUPPY POWER 40/5546   371  285  3 56.6      NO-HALF STEPPING 14/5445              
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                     23 MID EARTH 29/1543     249  258  3 49.1
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460                   27-PHILANTHROPI 33/5567   16   18  0 47.1
    WIZARD'S WRATH 5/5571                    28 ALE HOUSE ME 81/5559   14   16  0 46.7
 24 FANGS 9/5444         1278 1353 10 48.6   29 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    88  103  1 46.1
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                   NEUROMANCERS 40/5517                  
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 30 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  740  886  8 45.5
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     31 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   45   54  0 45.5
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                32 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   44   55  0 44.4
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                33 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   43   59  1 42.2
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                34 REDHORSE 56/3727      362  498  1 42.1
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                          DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    NUMBERS 11 82/5406                       35-LOST CAUSE 35/4022     56   77  1 42.1
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                36 KELLUMBO'S K 82/5569   59   86  1 40.7
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                37 HI ROLLERS 6/2129      83  123  2 40.3
    NUMBERS 6 82/5407                        38-WIZARDGUARD 18/5561     6    9  2 40.0
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 39 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  675 1299  6 34.2
 25 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1493 1612 21 48.1   40 STORIES 49/2835       954 1879 17 33.7
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
 26 FANTASIA 1/4914      1500 1624 15 48.0      BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  41-LITERATE LOO 81/5553    1    2  0 33.3
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     42 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  164  339  0 32.6
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  43 RHYME TYME 55/1881     37   79  0 31.9
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   44 ELFQUEST 11/4928      325  697  3 31.8
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     45 CLAN GHOST B 61/5563    1    5  0 16.7
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   46 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566    0    2  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen!

     There was one Tournament Victor challenge this cycle.  SPAZ (82-6629) (41-20-
2,216) of LUROCIANS X TV challenged SQUIDBOY (48-2593) (66-59-1,257) of THE
UNLIKELIES.  SPAZ devastated SQUIDBOY in an action packed 6 minute mismatched
Challenge fight.  Well done.  Good fight, both of you.  I should point out that Spaz
is currently our Top Total Parry.
     Bravo!  Our Tower Guardian, Kramer, challenged UP 59 points to fight Donna, who
has a much winninger record.  Predictably, she whupped his butt.  But it was a very
worthy challenge.  KRAMER (47-5191) (40-34-0,270) of SECOND BANANAS challenged DONNA
(36-5966) (48-18-1,329) of BABES.  KRAMER was overcome by DONNA in a popular 2 minute
Challenge Title match.  Note:  This was a lunger beating an aimed blow.  So it IS
possible.
     Donna, I'd like to point out that you do have one available up-challenge:  Mr.
Wrinkle-Free, a formidable warrior.  Also it's only one point down to our Top
Slasher, Ack Vert, who looks even MORE formidable.  Choices abound!
     No one died, which is a happy circumstance.  There were many avoids, but nobody
avoided anyone more than anybody else avoided anyone, so there was no "most avoided."
Same with challenges.  Nobody got too many.
     When someone is the Overall Popularity Leader, it doesn't mean every fight has
to be a gem.  Thus it was with Kaiden this cycle.  KAIDEN (35-3108) (133-139-2,227)
of VIOLENT FEMS fought PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (38-8-1,244) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST.
KAIDEN was overpowered by PRODIGAL SON in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.  It was
short, nasty, and not that entertaining.  But hey, we all still love her.
     This Cycle's Favorite, on the other hand...  the spectators can be fickle, and
this time around they voted in sympathy for someone who was finally too weary to lift
her weapon.  All hail Persiana Jones!  CARE BEAR (48-2799) (41-38-0,208) of THE BEARS
challenged PERSIANA JONES (11-5427) (63-39-1,220) of SKASMONAUTS.  CARE BEAR luckily
beat PERSIANA JONES in an exciting 10 minute brutal Challenge match.
     Not that the spectators always like someone just because that person gets the
worst of it in an endurance match.  BOB LE CANADIEN (52-3632) (32-17-0,124) of BLOOD
AND GUTS! fought MISCHIEVOUS IMP (1-7627) (40-24-3,121) of SWEORDMASTERS.  BOB LE
CANADIEN was savagely defeated by MISCHIEVOUS IMP in a 16 minute duel.  Poor Bob was
voted this cycle's LEAST favorite warrior.
     For those Basher fans among us (and I know there are a lot of you), Quintal is
Top Basher at the moment and he performed very well this cycle:  GOLDILOCKS (69-6564)
(50-35-0,203) of THE BEARS II challenged QUINTAL (18-8341) (56-46-3,203) of
PENTARCHIE-18.  GOLDILOCKS was savagely defeated by QUINTAL in a popular 4 minute
Challenge brawl.
     I'm sure you all know, by now, how to get blood out of a purple robe.  Do you
know how to get yellow paint out of a black shirt?  No, I'm not about to tell you.
I'm asking.  I think what I may end up doing is painting a yellow message on the
shirt.  *sigh*  I liked that shirt.
     I have no advice.  And many chores awaiting me in the morning.  Good night, my
friends.

                               Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DONNA 36-5966               49  18  1  340  BABES (3876)               JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    90  66  5  427  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ACK VERT 18-7429           110  54  1  339  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             81  66  1  285  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            46  17  1  261  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         39   8  1  255  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           40  35  6  253  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 CORKY 1-4285                42  39  2  246  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 SELEX 40-3039               35  11  0  244  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        90  78  1  238  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         68  65  2  238  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            54  23  0  235  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 SPAZ 82-6629                42  20  2  233  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     47  27  1  232  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      58  52  0  229  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           42  38  0  228  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        56  33  1  227  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 FALCON 82-11173             40  38  1  227  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     31  18  2  224  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           53  51  0  222  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      98  78  0  220  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 QUINTAL 18-8341             57  46  3  219  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SPUD 33-5159                55  26  0  219  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 T. ZER 9-5011               53  24  4  219  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         55  24  0  218  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     55  35  2  215  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      71  95  0  214  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           34  23  1  214  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        70  62  0  213  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
-MARCIANO 96-1446            32  29  6  212  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        110  54  2  211  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    87  67  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MARCIE 36-6076              28  18  1  210  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        118  78  2  209  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    73  57  2  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 QUASAR 18-5925              68  84  0  209  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       65  65  3  209  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-MAC 35-2993                 55  42  0  208  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 FAT BACK 96-1610            46  29  4  208  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 EVERSTORM 69-641           102 101  2  206  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          64  71  1  205  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         61  59  0  205  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      61  84  0  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KRAMER 47-5191              40  35  0  204  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    127  64  2  202  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          50  36  0  201  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         50  26  0  201  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              38  17  1  201  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       62  39  2  200  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          51  24  8  200  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 SQUIDBOY 48-2593            66  60  1  199  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      63  40  1  199  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 FOGGED IN 82-1298           15  10  1  199  TEMPE '99 (5486)           DWES EG
 KAIDEN 35-3108             133 140  2  198  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 MADONNA 60-7780             38  22  3  198  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         54  61  0  197  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CUDDLY 1-1900               48  25  0  197  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        41  43  0  197  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 *WINTER* 65-3644            34  33  1  197  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        31  12  1  197  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 BOTTACELLI 82-22958         21   5  0  197  HER ALTEREGO (5500)        DWES EG
 HALO 11-6189                44  22  2  196  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 YOBER 2-4537                29  28  1  196  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  20   6  1  196  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
-BABY 48-845                 49  42  0  194  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 BRUNO 51-4332               50  26  2  193  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            36  17  1  193  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          25  26  2  193  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SALTY CROC  75-2662         17   5  1  193  IN COLD BLOOD (5136)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           92  71  0  192  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 VOLTAGEN 78-687             56  31  0  191  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            28  13  0  191  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    23   6  1  191  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       44  43  2  190  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    41  38  0  190  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 CALYX 30-4151               35  36  2  190  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 ICE FOX 5-3877              33  16  0  189  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 SCRAG 82-1704               15  12  0  189  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          91 117  4  188  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       68  88  0  188  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 DONAHAR 24-3006             47  51  1  188  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 SKYWISE 11-5687             58  84  1  187  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              36  22  1  187  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      64  29  1  186  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 CEER 96-1537                31  35  4  186  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 MOD COD 55-2638            102 134  3  185  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    31  43  1  185  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 COBRA 29-4355               31  29  1  185  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      16   8  0  185  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 HOFFA 49-3185               86 166  0  183  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         64  71  1  182  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   51  42  0  182  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 MOOSE 56-3459               43  60  0  182  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
-CYCLONE 60-2306             36  25  1  182  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           51  88  0  180  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-TONNELLE 52-3634            30  19  2  180  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 OTIS 3-6501                 43  33  4  179  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COYOTE 60-7626              35  30  2  179  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 FIREBALL 4-5486             22  12  0  179  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       88  94  2  178  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       55  71  3  177  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       60  84  0  175  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 WEYLUND 82-3660             51  61  1  175  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
-JERRYRIG 65-3265            33  32  0  174  BLACK DIAMOND II (3155)    DAL SHANG
-PADDINGTON 46-713           32  28  4  174  THE BEARS (712)            ARDIVENT
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  50  30  1  170  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 LARG JOHN 82-8616           15  10  0  170  THE MUSIC MAN (5491)       DWES EG
 MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270  12   3  0  169  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
-ONE-TIMER 60-7169           44  14  0  168  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     51  78  2  166  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   67  61  3  165  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            94 121  4  164  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  38  34  2  164  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 HANA 82-24461               19   8  0  164  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       27  10  0  163  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           25   7  3  163  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 REEK HAVOK 33-3468          22  10  0  162  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      14  11  0  161  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     28  13  1  160  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 REM 74-2853                 41  36  0  159  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 RAJEREK 21-6045             26   7  0  159  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       22  22  6  159  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 SANDMAN 74-2896             25  40  2  157  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-FOOT BALL 4-6305            30  12  1  155  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-ANGST 35-3560               26  19  0  154  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 SOAPY 65-6108               22   8  1  151  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAZELLE 56-3701             53  67  0  148  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 BABY DUCK 50-1984           26  18  0  148  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 ZIMA 1-7750                 35  24  0  146  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 THE RETRIBUTIONER 33-2322   25  19  2  146  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 2804 82-17776               28  42  2  145  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 2301 82-17798               31  41  1  144  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          23  20  0  142  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     19  10  0  142  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         39  62  1  140  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      41  24  3  139  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 ORAN JI 16-5299             25  25  1  139  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 HAYWIRE 65-5413             20  12  1  139  WHO ARMED THEM? (4370)     DAL SHANG
 PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        19  15  1  139  MASTERS OF SAND (5460)     NIANIA
 FRANK 3-5707                74 141  1  138  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          44  31  1  138  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 BIGFACE 82-237              14   5  0  138  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 TOTURI 7-5051               23  11  0  137  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 LESTAT 46-849               27  25  3  136  THE COVEN (993)            ARDIVENT
 GITARIOS 82--19918          22  14  1  135  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  35  60  3  134  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 RAINSONG 11-6128            45  76  0  133  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         26  17  1  132  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DOMINO 6-5060               22  17  2  128  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
-TYPHOON XXII 60-6827        34  12  1  126  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 VANISH 73-4633              30  11  1  125  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        55  55  1  122  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         25  14  2  121  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          13   8  4  121  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 BALROG 10-3115              13   1  0  121  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     32  18  0  120  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-DINGO 35-3716               26  12  1  120  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   45 102  0  118  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         25   6  0  118  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       25  39  0  118  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 LOQUE 74-3953               21   1  0  118  FACING WORLDS (5219)       DAYLA KIV
-TOURNEY SCUM 35-3943        33  18  0  117  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (5243)      MURSKA
 WILLIE MCGEE 51-5212        25   3  1  117  ALL-UGLY TEAM (5265)       TRICORUS
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        27  14  1  115  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         29  52  1  113  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         41  37  1  111  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000        25   8  1  110  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            21   7  0  110  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
 HONEY 11-6368               38  65  2  108  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          30  29  2  107  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SCADDIE 42-4381             24  21  1  107  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411         21   8  1  107  THE UPSTARTS III (5017)    ARADI
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        19  45  0  107  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-JON 29-4764                 27  19  3  103  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   28  44  1  101  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         35  53  1  100  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       18  47  1  100  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801    10   1  0  100  DONT ANSWER THAT (5505)    DWES EG
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917        8   3  0  100  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
 FARSHOT 11-6713             23  11  0   96  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 NATTY LIGHT 81-443          23   9  1   95  ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559)     SHADOWSPIRE
 INCISOR 9-5185              23  19  1   95  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640        11  13  0   95  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 JACKHAMMER 11-6613          25  11  6   93  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          23  10  3   93  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-PAS DE QUARTIER 52-3633     19  20  1   93  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 LION HEARTED 61-3363        16   7  0   93  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
-ANGRENDRAUG 81-105          25  14  3   92  THE DRAUGS (5533)          SHADOWSPIRE
-NIFTY NICKEL 19-4941        22  25  1   92  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (2425 ZUWAYZA
 VINNIE THE TUSH 73-2122      6   1  0   91  MAFIA DUDES (5345)         ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PENNY LOPE 16-5722          23  21  0   90  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           23  17  0   90  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        28  14  4   89  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-'70 SUPERBIRD 81-233        25  13  1   89  AMERICAN MUSCLE (5440)     SHADOWSPIRE
-SWEET BETSEY 12-6571        23  19  1   89  SWEET MAGIC (3445)         RIZTAB
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         19   9  1   89  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 LU LENNY 66-4250            23  16  1   88  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 SOLDIER #3 3-6683           26  22  1   87  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-DEANA 81-112                24  15  0   87  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5438)     SHADOWSPIRE
 VIPER LXXI 60-7566          19  13  0   86  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         18  69  1   86  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          36  23  0   85  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
-EVIL WEEVIL 62-3779         18   4  3   85  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 SLAYER XLVII 60-3680        29  29  1   84  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      26  23  1   84  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      15   7  0   84  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
 KARATE WRECKER 60-6693      18  17  0   82  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 DUNNO 60-6988               16  24  1   82  HIT ME WITH... (5568)      ARADI
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           32  19  0   77  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DARTH SION 18-9233          30  34  1   77  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 HK-47 18-8584               28  65  0   77  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 LIATH 81-398                19  15  1   77  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
-'69 MUSTANG BOSS 81-236     19  18  1   76  AMERICAN MUSCLE (5440)     SHADOWSPIRE
 ALLAN JOHNSON 60-8232       17   8  0   76  TPW FOREVER (5540)         ARADI
 PARTICLE MAN 40-4100        16  11  1   75  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
 ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      15  12  0   74  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         21  10  1   73  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-APPRENTICE 5-4858           18  19  0   73  WIZARD'S WRATH (5571)      KALTOS
 TRAIN WRECK 62-4121         16  10  1   73  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
-WINDSONG 30-4702            18  17  1   72  RED DOG GANG (3836)        IAYE
-WORLD CHUMPS 30-4726        21   7  1   71  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        24   5  1   70  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
-SLIM 81-454                 20   9  1   70  CLAN LONGBEARD (5529)      SHADOWSPIRE
 GEN. JACKSON 6-6285         17  11  1   70  THE VOLS (5429)            TRANSEL
 HOFFA 60-7713               24  35  0   69  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-TUBTHUMPER 48-3734          21  12  2   69  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
-XAVIORA YOHL 17-6935        20   8  0   68  MIDDLE WAY (4534)          ALJAFIR
-NEVERMOOR 21-6527           20   8  0   68  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        17  11  1   68  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427         15  12  2   68  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 MAGENTA 3-5711              73 141  0   67  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 POWDER HOUND 81-479         19  10  0   67  ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559)     SHADOWSPIRE
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           29  74  1   66  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             26  38  2   66  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         20  18  1   66  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374    20   9  0   66  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 STEINBACH 30-4473           38  66  0   65  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 SPEKTER 36-4921             20  17  0   65  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 100% 14-4429                19  11  2   65  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         31  58  1   64  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    27  23  1   64  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      27  24  1   64  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
-BRENDAN BEHAN 81-221        21  17  1   64  LITERATE LOONS (5553)      SHADOWSPIRE
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           18   6  0   63  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    17  23  1   63  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
-BLADERUNNER 51-5376         16  12  2   62  RAISING R'LYEH (5532)      TRICORUS
 ZHER-ALGRAJ 13-3212         17   9  0   60  RAJHAN'S PRIDE (2220)      DULLENS
-MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618   17   7  1   59  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (5573 ARADI
 LONGSHOT 18-8981            20   7  1   57  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         26  44  0   56  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-GRIFTER 21-6546             17   5  0   56  BAD BEAT (5564)            SUNSET
 GELEN 32-4320               20  44  1   55  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 SLEDGE 11-6917              16   8  3   54  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           24  16  0   53  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-MATTEO 38-4733              15   7  1   53  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         27  37  2   52  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          16  10  1   52  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
-ABNORMAL 35-3583            22  15  2   51  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 REALITY 45-4383             17   6  1   50  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            26  45  0   49  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-SHIFTER 35-3578             23  20  3   49  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 CUEBALL 6-5025              22  28  1   49  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
-RETRIBUTION XXIX 60-8259    14   7  0   49  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 SNORK SLAYMORE 33-6275      15  17  0   45  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  13  0   40  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 FORLORN 6-6272              15  18  2   39  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-HEY NOW! 30-3312            15  12  0   37  THE LONGING (3242)         IAYE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  84  2   33  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-SPAM 35-3572                24  14  2   21  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Longshot -- Did you hear?  They, ah, the Andorians, seem to be holding some kind of
"enchilada festival."  Apparently Galen and Jorja put their heads together and
decided that we, meaning us Punny Animals, I take it, "ought to do something
similar."  (heavy sigh)  I think they may be expecting too much.  I can't speak for
my teammates, but I can tell you up front that I'm no cook.  And one of my
teammates--an inactive one, worse luck!--seems to have gotten the idea that we should
wear "funny hats," those things that look like muffins.  I feel, myself, that this is
too much to ask of us on top of gladiatorial combat.  Yes? -- N.D. Grasse

Rainsong -- N.D. complains too much.  I wouldn't want to do complicated cooking, but
if it's just a case of sharing my favorite dish involving orange juice, not a
problem.  You have heard, perhaps, of the Purple Cow?  Vanilla ice cream floated in
grape juice.  It isn't bad, but what's really good is to take that vanilla ice cream
and float it in orange juice.  GOOD orange juice, mind you, the chunky kind if you
can't get fresh squeezed.  I call it a Marmelade Cat, and it's superb.  Try it some
time. -- Oran Ji

Lockenload -- They told me to "bring a meat dish."  Do I look like someone who has a
"meat dish" handy?  They can take cold cuts and be glad I brought anything.  Men!
Always wanting to be fed. -- Peach Nutt

The Big Cat -- Ah, teammate and protector of The Small Cat, I take it?  I was told--
outright ordered, really--to bring a salad.  Who is fooling whom?  Salads?  Do I look
like someone who could make a salad, or would eat one if given it?  Of course not,
and neither do you.  Let's go shred somebody for being blind to our true
capabilities. -- O Puncha, the Bad Cactus

Lu-Soft 'N Chewy -- Caramels?  (tries to pry his fingers apart)  Sticky things,
aren't they?  I don't think I can do caramels.  In fact, I don't think I want any
part of this mess. -- Punh Jently, going off to wash his hands

Cobra -- A venomous bite in the achilles groin.  That was special.  Thanks so much.
-- Rem

Goldilocks -- They lied!  You're no scum! -- Hummingbird

Foot Ball -- It was a ballsy challenge, at least.  And it almost ran into a second
round.  I am really sorry I didn't teach you a damned thing. -- Mountain Goat

Choking Chicken -- Wow, it's rare for anyone on my team to get matched against
someone a lot more experienced.  Good fight.  Well...not really, but for once I can
use the "much less experienced" alibi.  *sigh*  Feels good! -- Moose

Mod Cod -- Meh. -- Sandman
P.S.  That's all he's been saying since you hit him on the head.  We're hoping
another healing will bring back his language skills -- Darklings

Veteran Mercenary -- (Yeah, I know you're not allowed to answer.)  Ha!  Neener-
neener! -- Crooked Hoof

Arthur Beyer -- I need an original way to say, "You had an unlucky matchup but at
least you learned something."  Can't think of one though. -- Gazelle

Miles Hits the Road -- I think you should. -- Sleepwalker

Festival Preparations:  With Jorja's crew providing the food, the men and women of
Darklings and Redhorse will provide something to wash it down with.  Beer and ale!
Roll out the barrels!  A wagonload of barrels, pulled by a team of shaggy-ankled
horses.  Woo hoo! -- Moose
P.S.  And a pitcher of lemonade. -- Rem

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAZ devastated SQUIDBOY in a action packed 6 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KRAMER was overcome by DONNA in a popular 2 minute Challenge Title match.
FLAT TOP won victory over TY DEL-WAVE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl.
MIYAGI'S MIATA overpowered CEER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CORKY bested MICKEY MANTLE in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE devastated YOBER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BRUNO was overpowered by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PUDDING PARADE won victory over NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SALTY CROC  was vanquished by ETERNAL D.J. in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHRISSEL was overpowered by GENEVIEVE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS defeated SCRAG in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
CEREBRAL JANITOR devastated OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
GOLDILOCKS was savagely defeated by QUINTAL in a popular 4 minute Challenge brawl.
CRIMSON BLUSH handily defeated HALO in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DIRT BAG unbelievably bested CALYX in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge fray.
IMAGE ENHANCER devastated HARRY THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CARE BEAR luckily beat PERSIANA JONES in a exciting 10 minute brutal Challenge match.
SPUD overpowered VOLTAGEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
T. ZER devastated BLACK ARCHER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FALCON savagely defeated CUDDLY in a action packed 3 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
FIREBALL devastated SOLSBURY HILL in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SKINWALKER overpowered FRANK in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX vanquished ORAN JI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FRANKENBUTT lost to BALROG in a action packed 5 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
ISAWA TADAKA beat SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
SOAPY savagely defeated HAYWIRE in a action packed 4 minute Challenge competition.
RAJEREK overpowered 2301 in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
SCADDIE was overpowered by CHICKEN HAWK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FARSHOT overpowered STEINBACH in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
WILLIE MCGEE handily defeated EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SLAYER XLVII was devastated by PEACH NUTT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
LOQUE overpowered NATTY LIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
TRIPLE-X subdued DANCING SMURF in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
DARTH TIMMY was demolished by YELLOW JACKET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LONGSHOT overpowered PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
VIPER LXXI demolished SPEKTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
ZHER-ALGRAJ was savagely defeated by DARTH SION in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
DELAWARE RUN vanquished SUDDEN DEATH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MARCIE was narrowly defeated by ACK VERT in a action packed 3 minute bloody conflict.
ICE FOX was overpowered by SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ALVIN YORK was handily defeated by VIOLENCE FETISH in a 2 minute mismatched melee.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES overpowered THE MAD CARROT in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
KAIDEN was overpowered by PRODIGAL SON in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
*WINTER* slimly lost to PORK ROLL in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
ELENDUR handily defeated HOFFA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN was defeated by SELEX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
LE PAIN DLG unbelievably bested FOGGED IN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
NEOPHYTE demolished BOTTACELLI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
REDDI WHIP demolished WALL OF GLASS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched battle.
ANGELIC SMURF overpowered WIRLITZ in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
FAT BACK overpowered BLACK MESSIAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
QUASAR overpowered MOUNTAIN GOAT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SHEPHERD MOON demolished COBRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE was overpowered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FLABBY-O devastated SPYMASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
CRACKED AND LEAKING overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPOTTED PONY overpowered HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
AUDIE MURPHY beat STRONGBOW in a 2 minute battle.
MARK OF THE BEAST was demolished by ROMUALD B TUNE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
MADONNA subdued SNIPER BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
THE NOTHING overpowered RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CRAZY FINGERS overpowered COYOTE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOTTHUR overpowered WEYLUND in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
EVERSTORM devastated UNHOLY GERBIL in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
SALENA WARSMITH was demolished by DONAHAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
REM was luckily beaten by MILES HITS THE ROAD in a action packed 3 minute fight.
REEK HAVOK subdued GAZELLE in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
PAUL ATREIDES was demolished by JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
IN-BRED BEAR overpowered HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK handily defeated NASTY RASH in a exciting 2 minute one-sided duel.
SKYWISE overpowered THE RETRIBUTIONER in a exciting 2 minute one-sided struggle.
LARG JOHN overpowered FIBULARIS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
CAT IN THE HAT handily defeated BABY DUCK in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
HANA demolished RAINSONG in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE luckily beat RAGING PYROTHAG in a action packed 3 minute duel.
MOOSE won victory over THE SMALL CAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
MOD COD demolished ZIMA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THOMAS FOWLER beat DOMINO in a popular 1 minute fight.
OTIS handily defeated LESTAT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
VANISH savagely defeated WALK THE LINE in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
JUNGLE JUICE was vanquished by SANDMAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DELIA'S GONE was savagely defeated by 2804 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome duel.
BOB LE CANADIEN was savagely defeated by MISCHIEVOUS IMP in a 16 minute duel.
CROOKED HOOF overpowered JOLEE BINDO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
GITARIOS narrowly defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a action packed 5 minute brawl.
ARTHUR BEYER was vanquished by HOT TOMATO in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BIGFACE was viciously subdued by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a action packed 3 minute fight.
TRIANGLE MAN was handily defeated by TOTURI in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HONEY demolished KARATE WRECKER in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
GUMMI GHOUL devastated POWDER HOUND in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
VINNIE THE TUSH savagely defeated SHOWSTOPPER in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
LORD EARL GREY was devastated by SOLDIER #3 in a 1 minute uneven match.
SNORK SLAYMORE was handily defeated by DRUNK DENNIS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLAMELESS COOK handily defeated WOLFBROTHER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
BELY MEDVED viciously subdued MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY was viciously subdued by SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute duel.
LU LENNY vanquished REALITY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
INCISOR overpowered SLEDGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE BIG CAT beat LIATH in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CONSORTIUM? was devastated by SOLDIER #1 in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
TRAIN WRECK defeated JUMPIN' in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
GELEN was bested by TREESTUMP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal match.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ lost to ALLAN JOHNSON in a 2 minute contest.
VAIDISAVA was devastated by HAPPY APPLE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
LOCKENLOAD was overpowered by N.D. GRASSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
MANUEL PEREZ was vanquished by OPEN UP, POLICE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LION HEARTED savagely defeated ACES & EIGHTS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
DINAH MIGHT vanquished IGOR MALMORT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
NOSE KICKER overpowered HOFFA in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
PARTICLE MAN savagely defeated MISSION VAO in a exciting 5 minute bloody battle.
HK-47 outlasted 100% in a exciting 9 minute bout.
JACKHAMMER unbelievably bested DUNNO in a popular 1 minute brutal melee.
FRYV DARKSHADE luckily beat CUEBALL in a action packed 2 minute bout.
GEN. JACKSON beat O PUNCHA in a popular 1 minute brawl.
PUNH JENTLY defeated FORLORN in a action packed 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  59         LUNGING ATTACK   323 - 254 -  5      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      29         PARRY-RIPOSTE     36 -  31 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     29         SLASHING ATTACK  124 - 107 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         AIMED BLOW       132 - 128 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         WALL OF STEEL    114 - 113 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 24         PARRY-LUNGE       56 -  67 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     14         TOTAL PARRY       98 - 120 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         STRIKING ATTACK   80 - 102 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  56 -  2      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  31 -  0      30  |

Turn 572 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 13         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  2     AIMED BLOW        13 - 16         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     15 -  9     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  9         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    34 - 25     TOTAL PARRY       10 - 19         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DONNA 36-5966              49  18  1  340 BABES (3876)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429          110  54  1  339 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELENDUR 29-2013            81  66  1  285 MID EARTH (1543)
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        39   8  1  255 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       90  78  1  238 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
WALL OF STEEL    LE PAIN DLG 18-8016        68  65  2  238 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
TOTAL PARRY      SPAZ 82-6629               42  20  2  233 LUROCIANS X (5232)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            57  46  3  219 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-LUNGE      ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931        55  24  0  218 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            47  51  1  188 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PERSIANA JONES 11-5427.  The ten other most popular fighters were DANCING SMURF 
71-2917, CALYX 30-4151, FRANKENBUTT 42-4188, MOOSE 56-3459, HAYWIRE 65-5413, VANISH 
73-4633, FLAT TOP 35-3533, TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539, SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427, and QUINTAL 
18-8341.

The least popular fighter this week was BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HK-47 18-8584, MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759, CONSORTIUM? 81-77, SLEDGE 
11-6917, REALITY 45-4383, LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374, SNORK SLAYMORE 33-6275, LORD EARL 
GREY 72-4546, JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705, and LESTAT 46-849.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           7  4 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  IAYE(30)             4  4 0  ARADI(60)            5  5 0  
OSKSI(3)             9  6 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  JHANS(36)            1  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  0 0  ZENSU(40)            2  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           6  3 0  SENTERN(70)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5 12 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           3  2 0  CAER(48)             1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         12  5 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  5 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)         13 12 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         39   8  1  255  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                29  28  1  196  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     47  27  1  232  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        118  78  2  209  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        31  12  1  197  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           25   7  3  163  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        56  33  1  227  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 T. ZER 9-5011               53  24  4  219  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 BALROG 10-3115              13   1  0  121  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      63  40  1  199  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        41  43  0  197  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 ZHER-ALGRAJ 13-3212         17   9  0   60  RAJHAN'S PRIDE (2220)      DULLENS
 SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427         15  12  2   68  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 ORAN JI 16-5299             25  25  1  139  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 ACK VERT 18-7429           110  54  1  339  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 RAJEREK 21-6045             26   7  0  159  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             47  51  1  188  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        27  14  1  115  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      98  78  0  220  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             81  66  1  285  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       62  39  2  200  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 GELEN 32-4320               20  44  1   55  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 SPUD 33-5159                55  26  0  219  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            46  17  1  261  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               49  18  1  340  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SELEX 40-3039               35  11  0  244  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     28  13  1  160  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    90  66  5  427  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       27  10  0  163  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             17   6  1   50  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 LESTAT 46-849               27  25  3  136  THE COVEN (993)            ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              40  35  0  204  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           42  38  0  228  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               86 166  0  183  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BABY DUCK 50-1984           26  18  0  148  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 BRUNO 51-4332               50  26  2  193  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     32  18  0  120  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            102 134  3  185  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         54  61  0  197  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             38  22  3  198  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LION HEARTED 61-3363        16   7  0   93  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        90  78  1  238  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 *WINTER* 65-3644            34  33  1  197  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 LU LENNY 66-4250            23  16  1   88  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           53  51  0  222  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 EVERSTORM 69-641           102 101  2  206  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            28  13  0  191  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917        8   3  0  100  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      27  24  1   64  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 VANISH 73-4633              30  11  1  125  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA
 REM 74-2853                 41  36  0  159  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 SALTY CROC  75-2662         17   5  1  193  IN COLD BLOOD (5136)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 VOLTAGEN 78-687             56  31  0  191  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         25  14  2  121  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            54  23  0  235  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            46  29  4  208  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           40  35  6  253  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE