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Date : 08/12/2008 Duedate: 08/25/2008
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-574
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 CALL TO THUND 7/4711 17 2 0 89.5 THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435
2 TILT?!? 60/3728 56 30 0 65.1 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251
THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211
BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418 KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209
WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370 STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279
THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560
BLACK DIAMOND II 65/3155 STREET PIZZA 18/786
TPW FOREVER 60/5540 10 NEVERWAKE 11/5220 2049 1625 24 55.8
3 KAOS 82/5443 9 5 0 64.3 CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155
DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538 AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634
ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574 RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484
4 THE PEOPLE 40/3487 426 252 5 62.8 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116
MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288 BOOT LEATHER 82/5536
5 SCUM 65/3594 3204 2073 62 60.7 11 THE VOLS 6/5429 10 8 0 55.6
NASTY MOB 21/4730 NO-HALF STEPPING 14/5445
SPORTS GREATS 5/5361 12-BAD COMPANY 33/1955 24 20 0 54.5
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 13 HIT ME WITH. 60/5568 287 244 4 54.0
BOY O'S 51/4027 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE 66/5471
THE BEARS 35/2674 14 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 963 830 12 53.7
THE BEARS 62/3345 THE WARLOCKS 30/5120
BABES 36/3876 THE REVELATION 1/1582
HEROES 77/3408 THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237
F BALLS 4/5204 15 LOVE LETTERS 30/5287 958 836 10 53.4
BOY O'S 38/5570 ALL-UGLY TEAM 51/5265
THE BEARS II 69/3305 IN COLD BLOOD 75/5136
VEGGIES 33/4058 LITHE & LOVELY 70/4993
THE BEARS 48/677 FACING WORLDS 74/5219
THE BEARS 1/979 RAJHAN'S PRIDE 13/2220
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551
FUNKY FOLK 18/5541 EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953
6 WANNABEES 71/4626 1755 1239 20 58.6 16-THE BLACK RI 15/5572 39 36 2 52.0
DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505 17-ARENA FELINE 61/4435 135 128 0 51.3
MAFIA DUDES 73/5345 18 THE COVEN 46/993 137 131 0 51.1
MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223
MY HEROES! 82/4199 OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185
LITTLE BLUE FREAKS 71/5348 ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173
THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483
CROSS BREED! 82/5501 OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565
THIS SUCKS 96/5378 GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250
7 PUPPY POWER 40/5546 386 287 3 57.4 KARNIVORZ 36/5292
SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 19 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571 787 758 10 50.9
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732 SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/5573
SECOND BANANAS 47/5337 SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525
THE INANIMATES 73/5551 20 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391 580 573 5 50.3
THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207 BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423
8 LUROCIANS X 82/5232 66 49 2 57.4 THE PENTARCHY 28/4604
9 TEMPE '99 82/5486 267 204 4 56.7 LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519
STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506 21 SRETSAMLEUD 45/5566 2 2 0 50.0
4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502 22 MID EARTH 29/1543 251 264 3 48.7
HER ALTEREGO 82/5500 SORCERY COVENANT 3/443
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
VISIONIST INC II 68/2689 CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903
MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460 THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912
WIZARD'S WRATH 5/5571 26 ALE HOUSE ME 81/5559 16 18 0 47.1
23 FANGS 9/5444 1293 1380 10 48.4 27 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411 48 55 0 46.6
MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396 28 CANADIAN CLU 50/5452 13 15 0 46.4
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405
MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298 ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/5453
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 29-SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 88 103 1 46.1
I GOTTA GO 30/4646 NEUROMANCERS 40/5517
NUMBERS 11 82/5406 30 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 741 887 8 45.5
MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437 31 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397 46 55 0 45.5
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212 32 REDHORSE 56/3727 368 508 1 42.0
MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463 DARKLINGS 74/3457
MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535 33 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282 44 61 1 41.9
NUMBERS 6 82/5407 34-KELLUMBO'S K 82/5569 59 86 1 40.7
REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 35 HI ROLLERS 6/2129 83 127 2 39.5
24 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1507 1618 22 48.2 36 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245 678 1306 6 34.2
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 37 STORIES 49/2835 957 1886 17 33.7
25 FANTASIA 1/4914 1510 1646 15 47.8 VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221
END OF THE LINE 82/4956 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421
THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907 38 RHYME TYME 55/1881 40 80 0 33.3
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 39 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 165 344 0 32.4
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 40 ELFQUEST 11/4928 335 721 3 31.7
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
MAGIC REALM 24/4987 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206
THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 41 CLAN GHOST B 61/5563 2 8 0 20.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
I guess I will have the vanity to write a little something in this beautiful day. My
goal in life was to bring an ADM TV to my puny manager Le Pentarque, but well I have
always been in the wrong place in the wrong time, and I'm now facing Contenders and
retirement, so I wanted to enjoy fully that blissful time on the Tower summit! I
liked all my fights here and I want to thank my immortal opponents...good luck to
all, may the sand give you glory.
Ack Vert, Slashers rule
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello! How delightful to see you all again.
Ack Vert is a hard act to follow. This modest and amiable warrior wrote a most
excellent DM column! Now Prodigal Son has to write one. Don't complain--you brought
it on yourself by challenging the Tower Guardian. Heh--Aimed Blow vs. Slasher. I
think we could all have predicted THAT outcome. PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (40-8-1,275)
of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged ACK VERT (18-7429) (111-54-1,350) of PENTARCHIE-18.
PRODIGAL SON won victory over ACK VERT in a 2 minute Challenge Title duel. So, tell
Mannequin to find you a quill and a sheet of foolscap. Make it a long column,
please.
You know, Aimed Blows used to be considered the weakest style. One experienced
manager, in his "How to design a warrior" article, said "A good aimed blow would make
a better anything else." Now, all the sudden, it's like Aimers are on steroids or
something. There's no stopping them!
The Bears avoided Color Me Suave. *throws confetti* Well done! And no one
died. *throws confetti* Again: Very well done!
According to Alarond the Scribe, there were a lot of down-challenges this cycle.
We all know, of course, that challenging down is not necessarily an act of cowardice.
Young warriors often challenge old puds--above, below, just so they're within reach--
in their hunger for skills.
One of the most prominent fights this cycle was a down-challenge. MIYAGI'S
MIATA (42-4130) (59-52-0,240) of COLOR ME SUAVE challenged KRAMER (47-5191) (41-35-
0,216) of SECOND BANANAS. MIYAGI'S MIATA was devastated by KRAMER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. Heh, oops.
And the next most prominent fight was a down-challenge, too. IMAGE ENHANCER
(18-3757) (72-95-0,222) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged MOOSE (56-3459) (43-61-0,192)
of REDHORSE. IMAGE ENHANCER demolished MOOSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided
Challenge melee. Do you think Moose minded? Probably not. He's still out of it
from the festival last cycle.
And in the third most prominent fight (and down-challenge), Limpy Two-Screws
caught our attention. LIMPY TWO-SCREWS (42-4048) (74-57-2,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE
challenged JAMES DOOLITTLE (41-4237) (29-13-1,184) of MEDAL OF HONOR 26. LIMPY TWO-
SCREWS devastated JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
Hmm. I don't know. Suave? What's with all the down-challenges?
Donahar was most challenged. *WINTER* (65-3644) (34-34-1,188) of ANCIENT
KNIGHTS challenged DONAHAR (24-3006) (47-52-1,186) of MAGIC REALM. *WINTER*
vanquished DONAHAR in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
In a red-hot catfight, Kaiden fought one of the arena's most notorious blondes.
GOLDILOCKS (69-6564) (50-36-0,201) of THE BEARS II fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (133-141-
2,192) of VIOLENT FEMS. GOLDILOCKS was viciously subdued by KAIDEN in an exciting 4
minute brutal bout. The spectators threw flowers. One overly excited man threw the
key to his house, followed by himself as his wife pitched him down into the ring.
And our scum sympathy vote this cycle went to Marcie. HALO (11-6189) (44-22-
2,196) of NEVERWAKE fought MARCIE (36-6076) (28-19-1,194) of BABES. HALO viciously
subdued MARCIE in an exciting 5 minute bloody conflict. Nobody likes to see a pretty
girl collapse exhausted in the sand.
It seems like ladies are taking all the noteworthy spots (except Tower Guardian)
this cycle. I'm sorry to say that our least favorite warrior is the friendly and
obliging Dinah Might. DINAH MIGHT (18-9229) (19-10-1,70) of FUNKY FOLK fought
SHOWSTOPPER (14-4427) (15-13-2,60) of NO-HALF STEPPING. DINAH MIGHT was devastated
by SHOWSTOPPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
Ladies and gents, I think that'll do it for this cycle. Until next we meet,
keep your stick on the ice!
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRODIGAL SON 1-7937 41 8 1 310 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DONNA 36-5966 49 18 1 340 BABES (3876) JHANS
CORKY 1-4285 44 39 2 291 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 58 33 1 263 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351 72 62 0 252 THE REVELATION (1582) MORDANT
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 63 59 0 251 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 100 78 0 249 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
T. ZER 9-5011 55 24 4 243 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 75 57 2 240 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 73 95 0 231 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KRAMER 47-5191 42 35 0 231 SECOND BANANAS (5337) NORTH FORK
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 129 64 2 229 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 112 54 2 229 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 94 71 0 229 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
-CARE BEAR 48-2799 42 38 0 228 THE BEARS (677) CAER
FORK BALL 4-6244 36 13 0 224 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
-VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713 31 18 2 224 OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185) TALCAMA
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 93 117 4 219 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 91 79 1 219 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VOLTAGEN 78-687 58 31 0 218 BLACK DIAMOND II (2418) LIN TIRIAN
MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887 43 38 0 217 THE REVELATION (1582) MORDANT
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 91 67 5 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SQUIDBOY 48-2593 68 60 1 216 THE UNLIKELIES (2566) CAER
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 64 39 2 216 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
-FAT BACK 96-1610 47 29 4 216 KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209) OLD VALAMANTIS
PORK ROLL 97-1634 41 36 6 216 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211) SHADOW GROVE
-FOGGED IN 82-1298 16 10 1 216 TEMPE '99 (5486) DWES EG
CEER 96-1537 32 36 4 215 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207) OLD VALAMANTIS
KAIDEN 35-3108 134 141 2 211 VIOLENT FEMS (3221) MURSKA
MOD COD 55-2638 104 134 3 211 RHYME TYME (1881) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUINTAL 18-8341 58 47 3 210 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 56 72 3 210 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 53 24 8 208 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211) SHADOW GROVE
HALO 11-6189 45 22 2 208 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
SUCCOTASH 33-7253 25 16 1 208 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 88 68 0 207 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 51 26 0 207 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
SPAZ 82-6629 43 21 2 205 LUROCIANS X (5232) DWES EG
ICE FOX 5-3877 35 16 0 205 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223) KALTOS
ACK VERT 18-7429 111 55 1 204 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
ELENDUR 29-2013 82 67 1 203 MID EARTH (1543) LAPUR
BLOWN AWAY 18-8636 43 36 0 203 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
CYCLONE 60-2306 38 25 1 202 TILT?!? (3728) ARADI
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 55 37 2 201 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 65 67 3 200 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 42 44 0 200 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
FLABBY-O 82-30720 35 24 1 200 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279) DWES EG
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 119 79 2 199 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 68 62 4 199 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 63 40 1 199 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 55 62 0 199 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
MARCIE 36-6076 28 20 1 199 BABES (3876) JHANS
EVERSTORM 69-641 102 103 2 198 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 62 85 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
*WINTER* 65-3644 35 34 1 198 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453) DAL SHANG
CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597 20 8 1 198 STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506) DWES EG
HOFFA 49-3185 87 167 0 197 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
-CUDDLY 1-1900 48 25 0 197 THE BEARS (979) MORDANT
-MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715 31 12 1 197 SPORTS GREATS (5361) KALTOS
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 69 66 2 196 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
CALYX 30-4151 36 37 2 196 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
YOBER 2-4537 30 29 1 196 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
-BOTTACELLI 82-22958 21 6 0 196 HER ALTEREGO (5500) DWES EG
-NOTTHUR 3-4740 38 18 1 195 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
-SPUD 33-5159 55 27 0 193 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
-BRUNO 51-4332 50 26 2 193 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
-DIRT BAG 65-4832 36 17 1 193 SCUM (3594) DAL SHANG
-SALTY CROC 75-2662 17 5 1 193 IN COLD BLOOD (5136) JADE MOUNTAIN
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 59 53 0 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GOLDILOCKS 69-6564 50 37 0 192 THE BEARS II (3305) CIMMERIAC
MADONNA 60-7780 39 23 3 192 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
THE MAD CARROT 40-3862 17 9 0 192 PUPPY POWER (5546) ZENSU
WEYLUND 82-3660 52 62 1 191 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
FLAT TOP 35-3533 47 18 1 191 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-CHRISSEL 70-5208 28 13 0 191 LITHE & LOVELY (4993) SENTERN
THE NOTHING 1-3297 64 73 1 190 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 53 53 0 190 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
LA TOUR 18-8525 46 53 0 190 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-HARRY THE AXE 48-3622 44 43 2 190 THE BEARS (677) CAER
-SCRAG 82-1704 15 12 0 189 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FALCON 82-11173 40 40 1 188 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968 47 29 1 187 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
NEOPHYTE 82-4574 54 25 0 186 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212) DWES EG
NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426 31 45 1 185 NUMBERS 6 (5407) DWES EG
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 68 90 0 184 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 51 44 0 184 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
MOOSE 56-3459 43 62 0 184 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
QUASAR 18-5925 68 86 0 183 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
WIRLITZ 3-4861 37 23 1 183 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237 29 14 1 183 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396) KATI-TEI
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 90 94 2 182 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 51 31 1 182 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
OTIS 3-6501 44 34 4 182 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
COBRA 29-4355 32 30 1 182 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
PEA POD 33-7338 28 12 0 182 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 64 73 1 181 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
COYOTE 60-7626 36 31 2 181 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
SELEX 40-3039 36 12 0 181 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270 13 3 0 181 CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FOOT BALL 4-6305 32 12 1 180 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
-FIREBALL 4-5486 22 12 0 179 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931 55 26 0 178 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
DONAHAR 24-3006 47 53 1 177 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
-JERRYRIG 65-3265 34 32 0 176 BLACK DIAMOND II (3155) DAL SHANG
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627 43 24 3 175 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
OZYMANDIAS 18-9068 25 28 2 175 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
SKYWISE 11-5687 58 86 1 173 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
STRONGBOW 11-5686 52 89 0 173 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 52 79 2 172 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
RAJEREK 21-6045 27 7 0 172 AGE OF EMPIRE (3634) SUNSET
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 65 30 1 171 THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432) ZORPUNT
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 61 85 0 171 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
-REEK HAVOK 33-3468 23 10 0 170 BAD COMPANY (1955) NIATOLI ISLAND
-LARG JOHN 82-8616 15 10 0 170 THE MUSIC MAN (5491) DWES EG
-THE RETRIBUTIONER 33-2322 26 19 2 168 BAD COMPANY (1955) NIATOLI ISLAND
SKINWALKER 6-6043 26 7 3 166 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 94 123 4 162 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
SANDMAN 74-2896 26 41 2 160 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
ASHANDAR 21-5694 19 4 0 160 AGE OF EMPIRE (3634) SUNSET
BIGFACE 82-237 15 5 0 160 RUPTURE FARMS (5484) DWES EG
TOTURI 7-5051 25 11 0 158 CALL TO THUNDER (4711) BONSUR
THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472 28 11 0 157 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463) VEASTIAN
GAZELLE 56-3701 54 68 0 156 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 57 55 1 155 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 33 32 2 155 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
2301 82-17798 32 42 1 155 NUMBERS 11 (5406) DWES EG
HANA 82-24461 20 9 0 155 4-LETTER GIRLS (5502) DWES EG
SOAPY 65-6108 22 9 1 152 SCUM (3594) DAL SHANG
RAINSONG 11-6128 46 77 0 151 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
HAYWIRE 65-5413 21 12 1 151 WHO ARMED THEM? (4370) DAL SHANG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FRANK 3-5707 75 142 1 150 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
FIBULARIS 82-28877 45 32 1 150 MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298) DWES EG
UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046 14 12 0 150 CROSS BREED! (5501) DWES EG
SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558 22 24 6 149 STREET PIZZA (786) TALCAMA
ZIMA 1-7750 36 25 0 147 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411) MORDANT
-GITARIOS 82--19918 23 14 1 146 KAOS (5443) DWES EG
-PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393 19 16 1 146 MASTERS OF SAND (5460) NIANIA
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 40 63 1 145 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320 20 11 0 144 GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250) DAYLA KIV
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586 38 36 2 143 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
-VANISH 73-4633 31 11 1 141 THE INANIMATES (5551) ERINIKA
2804 82-17776 29 43 2 141 NUMBERS 6 (5407) DWES EG
DELIA'S GONE 11-6707 20 46 0 140 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
FRANKENBUTT 42-4188 43 37 1 137 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093 27 6 0 137 CALL TO THUNDER (4711) BONSUR
-LESTAT 46-849 27 25 3 136 THE COVEN (993) ARDIVENT
GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411 23 8 1 135 THE UPSTARTS III (5017) ARADI
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 46 103 0 134 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 36 61 3 134 STREET PIZZA (786) TALCAMA
NATTY LIGHT 81-443 25 9 1 134 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559) SHADOWSPIRE
HONEY 11-6368 38 67 2 133 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
BABY DUCK 50-1984 26 20 0 133 CANADIAN CLUB (5452) SNOWBOUND
ORAN JI 16-5299 25 27 1 131 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
HOT TOMATO 33-6305 23 22 0 130 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
REM 74-2853 41 38 0 129 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632 32 20 0 128 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
TRIPLE-X 30-4452 22 8 0 125 LOVE LETTERS (5287) IAYE
-THE SMALL CAT 81-74 25 14 2 121 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
-NASTY RASH 96-2347 13 8 4 121 THIS SUCKS (5378) OLD VALAMANTIS
-BALROG 10-3115 13 1 0 121 MYTH AND MIGHT (2128) KOLACT
JACKHAMMER 11-6613 26 11 6 120 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
-LOQUE 74-3953 21 1 0 118 FACING WORLDS (5219) DAYLA KIV
-WILLIE MCGEE 51-5212 25 3 1 117 ALL-UGLY TEAM (5265) TRICORUS
WALK THE LINE 11-6708 25 41 0 117 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
PEACH NUTT 16-5298 31 30 2 116 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648 27 16 1 115 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437) CALEAM
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915 36 54 1 114 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 29 54 1 113 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705 26 19 1 113 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000 25 8 1 110 NEUROMANCERS (5517) ZENSU
DINGO 35-3716 26 14 1 109 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
THE BIG CAT 81-75 25 17 0 102 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 30 14 4 101 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DOMINO 6-5060 22 19 2 101 HI ROLLERS (2129) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCADDIE 42-4381 25 22 1 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
INCISOR 9-5185 24 20 1 100 FANGS (5444) ZUKAL
IGOR MALMORT 52-3594 19 11 1 100 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
-OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801 10 1 0 100 DONT ANSWER THAT (5505) DWES EG
-DANCING SMURF 71-2917 8 3 0 100 LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348) KYR'TERR
BELY MEDVED 1-7751 38 23 0 99 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411) MORDANT
FARSHOT 11-6713 24 11 0 98 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
ALLAN JOHNSON 60-8232 18 9 0 97 TPW FOREVER (5540) ARADI
DARTH TIMMY 62-3781 23 10 1 96 EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953) VALAMANTIS
-NOSE KICKER 82-20640 11 13 0 95 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
-PONY 11-6820 20 34 0 94 KRILL CAVALRY (4359) ARUAK CITY
-LION HEARTED 61-3363 16 7 0 93 ARENA FELINES (4435) JURINE
REALITY 45-4383 19 6 1 92 SRETSAMLEUD II (5566) STORMCROWE
-JOEVINA SARIL 65-6904 25 16 0 91 SAND DANCERS (2570) DAL SHANG
KOOK AROCHA 1-8120 22 5 4 91 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
100% 14-4429 20 12 2 91 NO-HALF STEPPING (5445) TOBIR
P53 96-2409 9 4 5 91 SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
-VINNIE THE TUSH 73-2122 6 1 0 91 MAFIA DUDES (5345) ERINIKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583 29 23 1 87 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
WOLFBROTHER 11-6706 28 38 2 86 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
TUBTHUMPER 48-3734 23 12 2 86 THE UNLIKELIES (2566) CAER
-BANNIR PARK 46-3981 23 17 0 86 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899) ARDIVENT
-LIATH 81-398 20 15 1 86 OF WOLF AND MAN (5565) SHADOWSPIRE
-VIPER LXXI 60-7566 19 13 0 86 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584 28 46 1 85 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-E.E. CUMMINGS 81-219 22 19 0 85 LITERATE LOONS (5553) SHADOWSPIRE
-SLAYER XLVII 60-3680 29 29 1 84 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
LU LENNY 66-4250 24 17 1 84 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471) TARRGIR
-BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362 15 7 0 84 WANNABEES (4626) KYR'TERR
SPEKTER 36-4921 21 17 0 83 KARNIVORZ (5292) JHANS
JUMPIN' 11-6704 27 39 2 82 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
KARATE WRECKER 60-6693 19 18 0 82 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441 16 12 0 82 BOOT LEATHER (5536) DWES EG
SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603 27 24 1 81 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374 21 10 0 81 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560) TARRGIR
GEN. JACKSON 6-6285 19 11 1 81 THE VOLS (5429) TRANSEL
POMPEY 40-3043 19 11 0 81 THE PEOPLE (3487) ZENSU
GELEN 32-4320 21 45 1 80 RILL'S GCSC2 (5282) ARVAT
-MCBAIN 81-318 21 17 0 80 FUCHI OWNED (5530) SHADOWSPIRE
SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427 16 13 2 80 NO-HALF STEPPING (5445) TOBIR
-CHRISTELLINA 42-4405 18 25 0 79 DELVERS (3453) RODEKI
LOCKENLOAD 61-3422 17 11 1 79 CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563) JURINE
CONSORTIUM? 81-77 25 17 0 78 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
-VENREK 60-7477 23 8 0 77 DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (4262 ARADI
DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718 21 19 1 77 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
N.D. GRASSE 16-4367 18 71 1 77 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
YELLOW JACKET 60-7627 18 49 1 77 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-KILDILLI DALL 16-5765 20 16 0 76 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
-WENDIGO 15-4866 17 24 1 76 DARK CREATION (5227) MALCORN
MATTEO 38-4733 17 7 1 76 BOY O'S (5570) CLIFFHOME
-PARTICLE MAN 40-4100 16 11 1 75 NEUROMANCERS (5517) ZENSU
-FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959 18 23 1 74 DISTANT BREEZE (5538) DWES EG
DUNNO 60-6988 17 25 1 74 HIT ME WITH... (5568) ARADI
-TRAIN WRECK 62-4121 16 10 1 73 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS
STEINBACH 30-4473 39 67 0 72 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-GINKOR 14-4515 20 12 0 72 THE DOGHOUSE (4165) TOBIR
FOOS BALL 4-6366 16 2 1 72 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
SOLDIER #3 3-6683 27 23 1 71 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
MESHARR 32-4554 17 20 0 70 RILL'S GCSC2 (5282) ARVAT
-BOTHACH 18-9539 18 14 0 68 BURN N' PILLAGE (1459) TALCAMA
O PUNCHA 16-5531 27 46 0 67 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
-DUCK KA-BOB 65-6939 20 7 0 67 MIGHTY DUCKS (5197) DAL SHANG
VAIDISAVA 28-4370 19 7 0 67 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759 24 7 1 66 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535) ZORPUNT
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 66-4321 22 18 0 66 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471) TARRGIR
-MORLIN POOLE 24-4761 17 14 1 66 KRILL CAVALRY (3709) ZORPUNT
-SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948 17 15 0 66 ANCIENT LORDS (5574) DWES EG
HK-47 18-8584 29 66 0 65 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
PUNH JENTLY 16-5485 27 45 0 65 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
HAPPY APPLE 3-6492 24 11 3 65 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 26 27 0 64 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
-TENDERIZED DUCK 65-6944 18 9 1 64 MIGHTY DUCKS (5197) DAL SHANG
LONGSHOT 18-8981 21 7 1 63 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
MAGENTA 3-5711 73 143 0 61 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
LORD EARL GREY 72-4546 28 25 1 60 FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405) DRAGONHEAD
-ZHER-ALGRAJ 13-3212 17 9 0 60 RAJHAN'S PRIDE (2220) DULLENS
POWDER HOUND 81-479 19 12 0 59 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559) SHADOWSPIRE
DARTH SION 18-9233 30 36 1 57 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
DINAH MIGHT 18-9229 19 11 1 56 FUNKY FOLK (5541) TALCAMA
TREESTUMP 11-6369 29 76 1 54 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359 8 5 4 54 SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
CUEBALL 6-5025 22 30 1 53 HI ROLLERS (2129) TRANSEL
SLEDGE 11-6917 16 9 3 53 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
-PANE 35-3822 15 7 1 53 LOST CAUSE (4022) MURSKA
MISSION VAO 18-8891 31 60 1 51 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
HOFFA 60-7713 24 37 0 51 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-SNORK SLAYMORE 33-6275 15 18 0 51 BAD COMPANY (1955) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLEETBOMB 62-3234 17 13 0 50 MONSTER RANCHER (4288) VALAMANTIS
SOLDIER #1 3-6646 32 21 0 48 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
FAIRUZA 61-3426 21 7 0 47 CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563) JURINE
SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778 0 15 0 42 EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953) VALAMANTIS
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 34 86 2 38 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
FORLORN 6-6272 15 19 2 38 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Sleepwalker -- If it's any good, yes. -- Tadaka
Well, O Puncha, I'm not a cactus salad-eater either. You guessed I was supposed to
be the protector of the Small Cat, the question is now: does that Cat need me? Each
time I try to have a little talk with him, I can't even grab him. -- The Big Cat
Thanks Punh Jently, you are one of the more gentle guys around! Moose, I am sorry
for the remarks, you really deserved that victory, after those splendid defensive
moves you had in minutes one and two...minute three, I was trying to slash with my
LS, so I'm not sure about the well-managed part! -- The Small Cat
I will write down the hint, Gazelle! -- Bob, the losing Canadian
Scaddie -- I don't seem to have that color in my box. -- Peach Nutt
Pea Pod -- I view the whole concept askance. Maybe it's okay, but then again, maybe
not, and someone else can do the experimenting. -- Oran Ji
Jolee Bindo -- I didn't need that. -- N.D. Grasse
Sleetbomb -- Sounds like a plan to me. And a great excuse for not coming to work. --
O Puncha
Hk-47 -- I suspect that golems are an offense against Nature, and that one of these
days, Nature is going to GET us for it. -- Punh Jently
Ed. -- Yes, so you can have your side dish hot or cold, as the mood takes you. --
Oran Ji
Hmmm...hot applesauce and cold sweet potatoes? -- Ed.
Galen -- People never rethink their positions. It's too much work. -- Punh Jently
*sigh* You're probably right. Nevertheless, one tries.
Voltagen -- Ow! You're a dwarf, you're supposed to smite me hip and thigh because
you can't reach any higher. -- Hummingbird
Foot Ball -- That was a very good fight. And you know what, my second minute
strategy is the same as my first, so yours must have changed. Seems like your second
minute strategy works best for you. Either that, or your desperation strategy. --
Rem
Dingo -- What kind of a name is that? A Dingo isn't a bear, it's a wild dog. --
Crooked Hoof
Hot Tomato -- Oh my gosh. I scummed you. Sorry about that. *grinning* -- Gazelle
Audie Murphy -- Great riposte. I watched closely and learned how to do it. -- Moose
Crazy Fingers -- Good fight on your part. -- Mountain Goat
Fibularis -- Holy cow! For a minute I thought I'd killed you. You had rubbery legs,
for sure, when we walked out of the arena. Hope you're feeling better. -- Sandman
Tatiana Seasprite -- For someone with your record, you're amazingly dangerous. --
Sleepwalker
P.S. Still thinking about the idea of using my favorite weapon.
17 July 2008
All -- Many of you know me and many more don't, but I will be scarce for a few
months. I am relocating, so look for my presence online! As my will, so mote it
be! -- Abraxis
9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War. We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals. If interested
for the Turf War, contact: Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47
8 July 2008
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ALLIANCES
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*TURF WAR VI RULES*
Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)
Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War! To participate, each alliance must:
1. Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
(DM 47) newsletter.
2. Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
Captains are responsible for:
1. Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
alliance;
2. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
3. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
Participating managers who are not Captains must:
1. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
2. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
a. No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
No EXCEPTIONS.
b. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
by the alliance Captain they will represent.
c. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No multiple teams or
aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate
disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
d. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1. In other
words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before
scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
Certificate received.
e. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
the Turf War.
f. For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise. Their decisions
will be final.
Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
Win Loss Kill Die
Challenge +2 -2 +5 -5
Match Up +1 -1 +1 -5
Bloodfeud +2 -5 +5 -10
Champion x2 x2 x2 x2
Dark Arena* +10 -5 xx xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins
Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only) +2
Style Master +2
Duelmaster +2
Champions:
1. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
2. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
3. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
4. Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.
Bloodfeuds:
1. Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
2. There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.
Tournament Considerations:
1. Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
2. Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 25 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) wins such status.
3. Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 50 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) win such status.
4. Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).
Special Considerations:
1. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
2. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
Alliance A. If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
War with Team A.
3. There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
Turf War.
4. The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
without penalty.
Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest. All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance. It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates. Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.
The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
1. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
alliance);
3. Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
at least one arena fight to receive this award).
4. +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus
potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
5. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
AND 45 fights of the Turf War. Bonus potion must be applied to a living
warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.
Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque. They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest. Their decisions will be final. All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47. Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums. Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.
Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War. Please read them
carefully!
Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MIYAGI'S MIATA was devastated by KRAMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
IMAGE ENHANCER demolished MOOSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS devastated JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CORKY demolished FLAT TOP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CRIMSON BLUSH overpowered LE PAIN DLG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
FORK BALL handily defeated YOBER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PRODIGAL SON won victory over ACK VERT in a 2 minute Challenge Title duel.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE vanquished GENEVIEVE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
*WINTER* vanquished DONAHAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SQUIDBOY overcame BLACK ARCHER in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was narrowly defeated by MARK OF THE BEAST in a 3 minute
CEREBRAL JANITOR demolished FALCON in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
VOLTAGEN handily defeated PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
THE MAD CARROT devastated STRONGBOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SOAPY was savagely defeated by COYOTE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FOOT BALL defeated OZYMANDIAS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP demolished SANDMAN in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SKINWALKER defeated FRANK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
RAJEREK overpowered 2301 in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SALLY RIDE was overpowered by WIRLITZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
PEA POD devastated THOMAS FOWLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BABY DUCK was defeated by RAINSONG in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
GUMMI GHOUL overpowered WALK THE LINE in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
HOT TOMATO was demolished by FIBULARIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DINGO was handily defeated by FRANKENBUTT in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ISAWA TADAKA vanquished PEACH NUTT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TOTURI overcame SOLSBURY HILL in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
SCADDIE demolished SUDDEN DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DELAWARE RUN overpowered O PUNCHA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FARSHOT viciously subdued STEINBACH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
TUBTHUMPER defeated N.D. GRASSE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
ALLAN JOHNSON demolished YELLOW JACKET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KOOK AROCHA beat CONSORTIUM? in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
LONGSHOT overpowered PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SELEX was demolished by CEER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
TY DEL-WAVE vanquished MADONNA in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
SPOTTED PONY was overcome by ANGELIC SMURF in a 2 minute brutal duel.
AUDIE MURPHY defeated QUINTAL in a 2 minute battle.
T. ZER vanquished HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
ROMUALD B TUNE vanquished BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ALVIN YORK slimly won victory over SQUIRREL KILLER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute melee.
CHOKING CHICKEN demolished CRACKED AND LEAKING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OTIS was subdued by CYCLONE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered NEOPHYTE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
EVERSTORM was viciously subdued by REDDI WHIP in a exciting 6 minute brutal duel.
GOLDILOCKS was viciously subdued by KAIDEN in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
WEYLUND was overpowered by SPAZ in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
HALO viciously subdued MARCIE in a exciting 5 minute bloody conflict.
IN-BRED BEAR was demolished by ICE FOX in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
QUASAR was devastated by BLOWN AWAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SHEPHERD MOON was bested by THE BUTCHER in a popular 1 minute bout.
THE NOTHING was vanquished by MOD COD in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LA TOUR devastated GAZELLE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE was savagely defeated by PORK ROLL in a 5 minute fight.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES was handily defeated by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ETERNAL D.J. was overpowered by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CAT IN THE HAT was overpowered by SUCCOTASH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HUMMINGBIRD overpowered SKYWISE in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
ELENDUR vanquished NUMBER CRUNCHER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
CALYX was demolished by CRAZY FINGERS in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
FLABBY-O overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
RIFF-RAFF was bested by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 2 minute bout.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered HONEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
UNHOLY GERBIL was savagely defeated by BIGFACE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
COBRA bested TATIANA SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
ASHANDAR savagely defeated BOB LE CANADIEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
REM was luckily beaten by DELIA'S GONE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
WALL OF GLASS was savagely defeated by MILES HITS THE ROAD in a 5 minute conflict.
CHICKEN HAWK lost to CROOKED HOOF in a popular 1 minute fight.
NATTY LIGHT handily defeated JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute uneven match.
2804 overcame SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute duel.
DOMINO was demolished by JACKHAMMER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HANA devastated ORAN JI in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK was handily defeated by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute fight.
RAGING PYROTHAG subdued HARLEY THE CADAVER in a popular 1 minute contest.
TRIPLE-X demolished INCISOR in a 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
ARTHUR BEYER was demolished by HAYWIRE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
JOLEE BINDO was viciously subdued by ZIMA in a 2 minute bloody bout.
BELY MEDVED demolished MESHARR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was overpowered by IGOR MALMORT in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SOLDIER #3 was overcome by WOLFBROTHER in a popular 1 minute fight.
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN was savagely defeated by LOCKENLOAD in a 2 minute brutal bout.
SOFT 'N CHEWY lost to REALITY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
HAPPY APPLE was overpowered by 100% in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE BIG CAT vanquished JUMPIN' in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
HOFFA was overpowered by POMPEY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
LORD EARL GREY was demolished by SPEKTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DUNNO bested SLEETBOMB in a action packed 2 minute duel.
KARATE WRECKER viciously subdued MAGENTA in a exciting 2 minute brutal competition.
SVAD BONEGRIN won victory over TREESTUMP in a 1 minute fight.
FAIRUZA was vanquished by MATTEO in a 2 minute uneven fray.
POWDER HOUND was overpowered by SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
SOLDIER #1 was demolished by FOOS BALL in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
LU LENNY devastated PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DRUNK DENNIS overpowered DARTH SION in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CUEBALL was bested by GEN. JACKSON in a action packed 1 minute match.
FORLORN was handily defeated by VAIDISAVA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ACES & EIGHTS handily defeated ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE in a 1 minute uneven match.
GELEN was narrowly defeated by P53 in a 3 minute brutal uneven fight.
SLEEPS ALL DAY devastated MISSION VAO in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
MANUEL PEREZ was vanquished by DARTH TIMMY in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
DINAH MIGHT was devastated by SHOWSTOPPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HK-47 beat SLEDGE in a exciting 4 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 49 PARRY-RIPOSTE 42 - 28 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 25 LUNGING ATTACK 303 - 253 - 5 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 24 AIMED BLOW 137 - 120 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 23 SLASHING ATTACK 123 - 114 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 23 WALL OF STEEL 111 - 112 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 22 PARRY-LUNGE 60 - 67 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 15 TOTAL PARRY 100 - 125 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 STRIKING ATTACK 84 - 112 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 BASHING ATTACK 41 - 56 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 28 - 1 32 |
Turn 574 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 25 5 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 AIMED BLOW 12 - 13 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 9 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 14 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 10 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 14 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 7 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW PRODIGAL SON 1-7937 41 8 1 310 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351 72 62 0 252 THE REVELATION (1582)
SLASHING ATTACK ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 100 78 0 249 THE PENTARCHY (4604)
LUNGING ATTACK T. ZER 9-5011 55 24 4 243 LETTER BOMBS (4530)
WALL OF STEEL AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 112 54 2 229 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-LUNGE ALVIN YORK 3-6156 94 71 0 229 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
STRIKING ATTACK YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 91 79 1 219 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
TOTAL PARRY SQUIDBOY 48-2593 68 60 1 216 THE UNLIKELIES (2566)
BASHING ATTACK QUINTAL 18-8341 58 47 3 210 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-STRIKE PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 68 62 4 199 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was MARCIE 36-6076. The ten other most popular fighters were COBRA 29-4355, KAIDEN
35-3108, PORK ROLL 97-1634, REM 74-2853, HALO 11-6189, UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046,
ASHANDAR 21-5694, EVERSTORM 69-641, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, and SLEDGE 11-6917.
The least popular fighter this week was DINAH MIGHT 18-9229. The other ten least
popular fighters were MISSION VAO 18-8891, FORLORN 6-6272, PUNH JENTLY 16-5485,
FAIRUZA 61-3426, JUMPIN' 11-6704, MESHARR 32-4554, ORAN JI 16-5299, JUNGLE JUICE
3-6705, WALL OF GLASS 11-5534, and ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 9 2 0 IAYE(30) 4 4 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 2 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 4 10 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 1 0 ARADI(60) 6 3 0
JHELUM(4) 3 3 0 MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 1 0
BONSUR(7) 3 0 0 ZENSU(40) 2 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 6 10 0 RODEKI(42) 5 4 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 2 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 3 0
WILLAF(16) 0 5 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 6 12 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 3 0 0 CAER(48) 2 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
ZORPUNT(24) 0 3 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 9 8 0
CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 0 0
MORYA(28) 2 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
LAPUR(29) 3 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRODIGAL SON 1-7937 41 8 1 310 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
YOBER 2-4537 30 29 1 196 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 112 54 2 229 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
FORK BALL 4-6244 36 13 0 224 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
ICE FOX 5-3877 35 16 0 205 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223) KALTOS
SKINWALKER 6-6043 26 7 3 166 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 58 33 1 263 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
T. ZER 9-5011 55 24 4 243 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
HALO 11-6189 45 22 2 208 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 42 44 0 200 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
100% 14-4429 20 12 2 91 NO-HALF STEPPING (5445) TOBIR
ORAN JI 16-5299 25 27 1 131 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 73 95 0 231 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 51 26 0 207 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
DONAHAR 24-3006 47 53 1 177 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648 27 16 1 115 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437) CALEAM
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 100 78 0 249 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 63 59 0 251 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 64 39 2 216 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
GELEN 32-4320 21 45 1 80 RILL'S GCSC2 (5282) ARVAT
SUCCOTASH 33-7253 25 16 1 208 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 134 141 2 211 VIOLENT FEMS (3221) MURSKA
MARCIE 36-6076 28 20 1 199 BABES (3876) JHANS
MATTEO 38-4733 17 7 1 76 BOY O'S (5570) CLIFFHOME
THE MAD CARROT 40-3862 17 9 0 192 PUPPY POWER (5546) ZENSU
JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237 29 14 1 183 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396) KATI-TEI
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 75 57 2 240 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472 28 11 0 157 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463) VEASTIAN
REALITY 45-4383 19 6 1 92 SRETSAMLEUD II (5566) STORMCROWE
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 34 86 2 38 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
KRAMER 47-5191 42 35 0 231 SECOND BANANAS (5337) NORTH FORK
SQUIDBOY 48-2593 68 60 1 216 THE UNLIKELIES (2566) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 87 167 0 197 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
BABY DUCK 50-1984 26 20 0 133 CANADIAN CLUB (5452) SNOWBOUND
BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632 32 20 0 128 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
MOD COD 55-2638 104 134 3 211 RHYME TYME (1881) KHALANI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 56 72 3 210 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 26 27 0 64 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
CYCLONE 60-2306 38 25 1 202 TILT?!? (3728) ARADI
LOCKENLOAD 61-3422 17 11 1 79 CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563) JURINE
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 91 79 1 219 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
*WINTER* 65-3644 35 34 1 198 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453) DAL SHANG
LU LENNY 66-4250 24 17 1 84 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471) TARRGIR
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 53 53 0 190 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 129 64 2 229 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
LORD EARL GREY 72-4546 28 25 1 60 FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405) DRAGONHEAD
SANDMAN 74-2896 26 41 2 160 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 33 32 2 155 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
VOLTAGEN 78-687 58 31 0 218 BLACK DIAMOND II (2418) LIN TIRIAN
NATTY LIGHT 81-443 25 9 1 134 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAZ 82-6629 43 21 2 205 LUROCIANS X (5232) DWES EG
CEER 96-1537 32 36 4 215 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207) OLD VALAMANTIS
PORK ROLL 97-1634 41 36 6 216 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211) SHADOW GROVE
ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359 8 5 4 54 SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE