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Date   : 08/12/2008    Duedate: 08/25/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-574

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CALL TO THUND 7/4711   17    2  0 89.5      THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
  2 TILT?!? 60/3728        56   30  0 65.1      IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
    THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566                      KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
    BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418                    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209             
    WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370                     STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017                    D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560             
    BLACK DIAMOND II 65/3155                    STREET PIZZA 18/786                   
    TPW FOREVER 60/5540                      10 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    2049 1625 24 55.8
  3 KAOS 82/5443            9    5  0 64.3      CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                      AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
    ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                       RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                 
  4 THE PEOPLE 40/3487    426  252  5 62.8      DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288                     BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                  
  5 SCUM 65/3594         3204 2073 62 60.7   11 THE VOLS 6/5429        10    8  0 55.6
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           NO-HALF STEPPING 14/5445              
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                     12-BAD COMPANY 33/1955    24   20  0 54.5
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      13 HIT ME WITH. 60/5568  287  244  4 54.0
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE 66/5471            
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        14 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    963  830 12 53.7
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    BABES 36/3876                               THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    HEROES 77/3408                              THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    F BALLS 4/5204                           15 LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  958  836 10 53.4
    BOY O'S 38/5570                             ALL-UGLY TEAM 51/5265                 
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        IN COLD BLOOD 75/5136                 
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             LITHE & LOVELY 70/4993                
    THE BEARS 48/677                            FACING WORLDS 74/5219                 
    THE BEARS 1/979                             RAJHAN'S PRIDE 13/2220                
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
  6 WANNABEES 71/4626    1755 1239 20 58.6   16-THE BLACK RI 15/5572   39   36  2 52.0
    DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505                 17-ARENA FELINE 61/4435  135  128  0 51.3
    MAFIA DUDES 73/5345                      18 THE COVEN 46/993      137  131  0 51.1
    MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128                      OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185            
    LITTLE BLUE FREAKS 71/5348                  ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                 
    THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491                       DAMAGE INC. 59/3483                   
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                        OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
    THIS SUCKS 96/5378                          GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
  7 PUPPY POWER 40/5546   386  287  3 57.4      KARNIVORZ 36/5292                     
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                 19 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  787  758 10 50.9
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419          
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/5573          
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525          
    THE INANIMATES 73/5551                   20 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  580  573  5 50.3
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207                    BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
  8 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    66   49  2 57.4      THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
  9 TEMPE '99 82/5486     267  204  4 56.7      LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506                21 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566    2    2  0 50.0
    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                   22 MID EARTH 29/1543     251  264  3 48.7
    HER ALTEREGO 82/5500                        SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
    MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460                      THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    WIZARD'S WRATH 5/5571                    26 ALE HOUSE ME 81/5559   16   18  0 47.1
 23 FANGS 9/5444         1293 1380 10 48.4   27 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   48   55  0 46.6
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                28 CANADIAN CLU 50/5452   13   15  0 46.4
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405              
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                        ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/5453               
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                29-SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    88  103  1 46.1
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                          NEUROMANCERS 40/5517                  
    NUMBERS 11 82/5406                       30 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  741  887  8 45.5
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                31 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   46   55  0 45.5
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                32 REDHORSE 56/3727      368  508  1 42.0
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                   DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                33 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   44   61  1 41.9
    NUMBERS 6 82/5407                        34-KELLUMBO'S K 82/5569   59   86  1 40.7
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 35 HI ROLLERS 6/2129      83  127  2 39.5
 24 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1507 1618 22 48.2   36 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  678 1306  6 34.2
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  37 STORIES 49/2835       957 1886 17 33.7
 25 FANTASIA 1/4914      1510 1646 15 47.8      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     38 RHYME TYME 55/1881     40   80  0 33.3
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  39 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  165  344  0 32.4
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     40 ELFQUEST 11/4928      335  721  3 31.7
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     41 CLAN GHOST B 61/5563    2    8  0 20.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

I guess I will have the vanity to write a little something in this beautiful day.  My
goal in life was to bring an ADM TV to my puny manager Le Pentarque, but well I have
always been in the wrong place in the wrong time, and I'm now facing Contenders and
retirement, so I wanted to enjoy fully that blissful time on the Tower summit!  I
liked all my fights here and I want to thank my immortal opponents...good luck to
all, may the sand give you glory.
     Ack Vert, Slashers rule

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello!  How delightful to see you all again.

     Ack Vert is a hard act to follow.  This modest and amiable warrior wrote a most
excellent DM column!  Now Prodigal Son has to write one.  Don't complain--you brought
it on yourself by challenging the Tower Guardian.  Heh--Aimed Blow vs. Slasher.  I
think we could all have predicted THAT outcome.  PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (40-8-1,275)
of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged ACK VERT (18-7429) (111-54-1,350) of PENTARCHIE-18.
PRODIGAL SON won victory over ACK VERT in a 2 minute Challenge Title duel.  So, tell
Mannequin to find you a quill and a sheet of foolscap.  Make it a long column,
please.
     You know, Aimed Blows used to be considered the weakest style.  One experienced
manager, in his "How to design a warrior" article, said "A good aimed blow would make
a better anything else."  Now, all the sudden, it's like Aimers are on steroids or
something.  There's no stopping them!
     The Bears avoided Color Me Suave.  *throws confetti*  Well done!  And no one
died.  *throws confetti*  Again:  Very well done!
     According to Alarond the Scribe, there were a lot of down-challenges this cycle.
We all know, of course, that challenging down is not necessarily an act of cowardice.
Young warriors often challenge old puds--above, below, just so they're within reach--
in their hunger for skills.
     One of the most prominent fights this cycle was a down-challenge.  MIYAGI'S
MIATA (42-4130) (59-52-0,240) of COLOR ME SUAVE challenged KRAMER (47-5191) (41-35-
0,216) of SECOND BANANAS.  MIYAGI'S MIATA was devastated by KRAMER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.  Heh, oops.
     And the next most prominent fight was a down-challenge, too.  IMAGE ENHANCER
(18-3757) (72-95-0,222) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged MOOSE (56-3459) (43-61-0,192)
of REDHORSE.  IMAGE ENHANCER demolished MOOSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided
Challenge melee.  Do you think Moose minded?  Probably not.  He's still out of it
from the festival last cycle.
     And in the third most prominent fight (and down-challenge), Limpy Two-Screws
caught our attention.  LIMPY TWO-SCREWS (42-4048) (74-57-2,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE
challenged JAMES DOOLITTLE (41-4237) (29-13-1,184) of MEDAL OF HONOR 26.  LIMPY TWO-
SCREWS devastated JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
     Hmm.  I don't know.  Suave?  What's with all the down-challenges?
     Donahar was most challenged.  *WINTER* (65-3644) (34-34-1,188) of ANCIENT
KNIGHTS challenged DONAHAR (24-3006) (47-52-1,186) of MAGIC REALM.  *WINTER*
vanquished DONAHAR in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     In a red-hot catfight, Kaiden fought one of the arena's most notorious blondes.
GOLDILOCKS (69-6564) (50-36-0,201) of THE BEARS II fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (133-141-
2,192) of VIOLENT FEMS.  GOLDILOCKS was viciously subdued by KAIDEN in an exciting 4
minute brutal bout.  The spectators threw flowers.  One overly excited man threw the
key to his house, followed by himself as his wife pitched him down into the ring.
     And our scum sympathy vote this cycle went to Marcie.  HALO (11-6189) (44-22-
2,196) of NEVERWAKE fought MARCIE (36-6076) (28-19-1,194) of BABES.  HALO viciously
subdued MARCIE in an exciting 5 minute bloody conflict.  Nobody likes to see a pretty
girl collapse exhausted in the sand.
     It seems like ladies are taking all the noteworthy spots (except Tower Guardian)
this cycle.  I'm sorry to say that our least favorite warrior is the friendly and
obliging Dinah Might.  DINAH MIGHT (18-9229) (19-10-1,70) of FUNKY FOLK fought
SHOWSTOPPER (14-4427) (15-13-2,60) of NO-HALF STEPPING.  DINAH MIGHT was devastated
by SHOWSTOPPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     Ladies and gents, I think that'll do it for this cycle.  Until next we meet,
keep your stick on the ice!

                                                 Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         41   8  1  310  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DONNA 36-5966               49  18  1  340  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 CORKY 1-4285                44  39  2  291  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        58  33  1  263  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        72  62  0  252  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         63  59  0  251  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     100  78  0  249  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 T. ZER 9-5011               55  24  4  243  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    75  57  2  240  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      73  95  0  231  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KRAMER 47-5191              42  35  0  231  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    129  64  2  229  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        112  54  2  229  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           94  71  0  229  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-CARE BEAR 48-2799           42  38  0  228  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 FORK BALL 4-6244            36  13  0  224  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     31  18  2  224  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          93 117  4  219  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        91  79  1  219  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VOLTAGEN 78-687             58  31  0  218  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    43  38  0  217  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    91  67  5  216  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SQUIDBOY 48-2593            68  60  1  216  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       64  39  2  216  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-FAT BACK 96-1610            47  29  4  216  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           41  36  6  216  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
-FOGGED IN 82-1298           16  10  1  216  TEMPE '99 (5486)           DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                32  36  4  215  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 KAIDEN 35-3108             134 141  2  211  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 MOD COD 55-2638            104 134  3  211  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUINTAL 18-8341             58  47  3  210  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       56  72  3  210  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          53  24  8  208  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 HALO 11-6189                45  22  2  208  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           25  16  1  208  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    88  68  0  207  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         51  26  0  207  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 SPAZ 82-6629                43  21  2  205  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 ICE FOX 5-3877              35  16  0  205  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 ACK VERT 18-7429           111  55  1  204  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             82  67  1  203  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          43  36  0  203  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CYCLONE 60-2306             38  25  1  202  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     55  37  2  201  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       65  67  3  200  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        42  44  0  200  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           35  24  1  200  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        119  79  2  199  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   68  62  4  199  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      63  40  1  199  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         55  62  0  199  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 MARCIE 36-6076              28  20  1  199  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 EVERSTORM 69-641           102 103  2  198  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      62  85  0  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 *WINTER* 65-3644            35  34  1  198  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  20   8  1  198  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 HOFFA 49-3185               87 167  0  197  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-CUDDLY 1-1900               48  25  0  197  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
-MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        31  12  1  197  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         69  66  2  196  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CALYX 30-4151               36  37  2  196  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 YOBER 2-4537                30  29  1  196  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
-BOTTACELLI 82-22958         21   6  0  196  HER ALTEREGO (5500)        DWES EG
-NOTTHUR 3-4740              38  18  1  195  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
-SPUD 33-5159                55  27  0  193  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-BRUNO 51-4332               50  26  2  193  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-DIRT BAG 65-4832            36  17  1  193  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
-SALTY CROC  75-2662         17   5  1  193  IN COLD BLOOD (5136)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      59  53  0  192  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          50  37  0  192  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 MADONNA 60-7780             39  23  3  192  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      17   9  0  192  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 WEYLUND 82-3660             52  62  1  191  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            47  18  1  191  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-CHRISSEL 70-5208            28  13  0  191  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          64  73  1  190  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           53  53  0  190  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 LA TOUR 18-8525             46  53  0  190  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       44  43  2  190  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
-SCRAG 82-1704               15  12  0  189  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FALCON 82-11173             40  40  1  188  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     47  29  1  187  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            54  25  0  186  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    31  45  1  185  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       68  90  0  184  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   51  44  0  184  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 MOOSE 56-3459               43  62  0  184  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 QUASAR 18-5925              68  86  0  183  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              37  23  1  183  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     29  14  1  183  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       90  94  2  182  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  51  31  1  182  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 OTIS 3-6501                 44  34  4  182  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 COBRA 29-4355               32  30  1  182  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 PEA POD 33-7338             28  12  0  182  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         64  73  1  181  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 COYOTE 60-7626              36  31  2  181  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SELEX 40-3039               36  12  0  181  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270  13   3  0  181  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            32  12  1  180  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-FIREBALL 4-5486             22  12  0  179  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         55  26  0  178  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DONAHAR 24-3006             47  53  1  177  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
-JERRYRIG 65-3265            34  32  0  176  BLACK DIAMOND II (3155)    DAL SHANG
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      43  24  3  175  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          25  28  2  175  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             58  86  1  173  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           52  89  0  173  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     52  79  2  172  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 RAJEREK 21-6045             27   7  0  172  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      65  30  1  171  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       61  85  0  171  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-REEK HAVOK 33-3468          23  10  0  170  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
-LARG JOHN 82-8616           15  10  0  170  THE MUSIC MAN (5491)       DWES EG
-THE RETRIBUTIONER 33-2322   26  19  2  168  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           26   7  3  166  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            94 123  4  162  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SANDMAN 74-2896             26  41  2  160  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 ASHANDAR 21-5694            19   4  0  160  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 BIGFACE 82-237              15   5  0  160  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 TOTURI 7-5051               25  11  0  158  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       28  11  0  157  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 GAZELLE 56-3701             54  68  0  156  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        57  55  1  155  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  32  2  155  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 2301 82-17798               32  42  1  155  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
 HANA 82-24461               20   9  0  155  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 SOAPY 65-6108               22   9  1  152  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 RAINSONG 11-6128            46  77  0  151  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 HAYWIRE 65-5413             21  12  1  151  WHO ARMED THEM? (4370)     DAL SHANG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRANK 3-5707                75 142  1  150  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          45  32  1  150  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      14  12  0  150  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       22  24  6  149  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 ZIMA 1-7750                 36  25  0  147  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
-GITARIOS 82--19918          23  14  1  146  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
-PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        19  16  1  146  MASTERS OF SAND (5460)     NIANIA
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         40  63  1  145  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     20  11  0  144  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  38  36  2  143  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-VANISH 73-4633              31  11  1  141  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA
 2804 82-17776               29  43  2  141  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        20  46  0  140  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         43  37  1  137  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         27   6  0  137  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
-LESTAT 46-849               27  25  3  136  THE COVEN (993)            ARDIVENT
 GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411         23   8  1  135  THE UPSTARTS III (5017)    ARADI
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   46 103  0  134  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  36  61  3  134  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 NATTY LIGHT 81-443          25   9  1  134  ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559)     SHADOWSPIRE
 HONEY 11-6368               38  67  2  133  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 BABY DUCK 50-1984           26  20  0  133  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 ORAN JI 16-5299             25  27  1  131  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          23  22  0  130  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 REM 74-2853                 41  38  0  129  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     32  20  0  128  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            22   8  0  125  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
-THE SMALL CAT 81-74         25  14  2  121  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-NASTY RASH 96-2347          13   8  4  121  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
-BALROG 10-3115              13   1  0  121  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
 JACKHAMMER 11-6613          26  11  6  120  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-LOQUE 74-3953               21   1  0  118  FACING WORLDS (5219)       DAYLA KIV
-WILLIE MCGEE 51-5212        25   3  1  117  ALL-UGLY TEAM (5265)       TRICORUS
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       25  41  0  117  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          31  30  2  116  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        27  16  1  115  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         36  54  1  114  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         29  54  1  113  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         26  19  1  113  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000        25   8  1  110  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
 DINGO 35-3716               26  14  1  109  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           25  17  0  102  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        30  14  4  101  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DOMINO 6-5060               22  19  2  101  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCADDIE 42-4381             25  22  1  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 INCISOR 9-5185              24  20  1  100  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        19  11  1  100  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801    10   1  0  100  DONT ANSWER THAT (5505)    DWES EG
-DANCING SMURF 71-2917        8   3  0  100  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          38  23  0   99  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 FARSHOT 11-6713             24  11  0   98  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 ALLAN JOHNSON 60-8232       18   9  0   97  TPW FOREVER (5540)         ARADI
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         23  10  1   96  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
-NOSE KICKER 82-20640        11  13  0   95  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
-PONY 11-6820                20  34  0   94  KRILL CAVALRY (4359)       ARUAK CITY
-LION HEARTED 61-3363        16   7  0   93  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 REALITY 45-4383             19   6  1   92  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
-JOEVINA SARIL 65-6904       25  16  0   91  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
 KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          22   5  4   91  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 100% 14-4429                20  12  2   91  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 P53 96-2409                  9   4  5   91  SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
-VINNIE THE TUSH 73-2122      6   1  0   91  MAFIA DUDES (5345)         ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    29  23  1   87  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         28  38  2   86  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 TUBTHUMPER 48-3734          23  12  2   86  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
-BANNIR PARK 46-3981         23  17  0   86  BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899)  ARDIVENT
-LIATH 81-398                20  15  1   86  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
-VIPER LXXI 60-7566          19  13  0   86  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   28  46  1   85  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-E.E. CUMMINGS 81-219        22  19  0   85  LITERATE LOONS (5553)      SHADOWSPIRE
-SLAYER XLVII 60-3680        29  29  1   84  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 LU LENNY 66-4250            24  17  1   84  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
-BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      15   7  0   84  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
 SPEKTER 36-4921             21  17  0   83  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             27  39  2   82  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 KARATE WRECKER 60-6693      19  18  0   82  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      16  12  0   82  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      27  24  1   81  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       21  10  0   81  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 GEN. JACKSON 6-6285         19  11  1   81  THE VOLS (5429)            TRANSEL
 POMPEY 40-3043              19  11  0   81  THE PEOPLE (3487)          ZENSU
 GELEN 32-4320               21  45  1   80  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
-MCBAIN 81-318               21  17  0   80  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427         16  13  2   80  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
-CHRISTELLINA 42-4405        18  25  0   79  DELVERS (3453)             RODEKI
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          17  11  1   79  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           25  17  0   78  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-VENREK 60-7477              23   8  0   77  DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (4262 ARADI
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         21  19  1   77  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         18  71  1   77  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       18  49  1   77  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-KILDILLI DALL 16-5765       20  16  0   76  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-WENDIGO 15-4866             17  24  1   76  DARK CREATION (5227)       MALCORN
 MATTEO 38-4733              17   7  1   76  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
-PARTICLE MAN 40-4100        16  11  1   75  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
-FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    18  23  1   74  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 DUNNO 60-6988               17  25  1   74  HIT ME WITH... (5568)      ARADI
-TRAIN WRECK 62-4121         16  10  1   73  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 STEINBACH 30-4473           39  67  0   72  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-GINKOR 14-4515              20  12  0   72  THE DOGHOUSE (4165)        TOBIR
 FOOS BALL 4-6366            16   2  1   72  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 SOLDIER #3 3-6683           27  23  1   71  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 MESHARR 32-4554             17  20  0   70  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
-BOTHACH 18-9539             18  14  0   68  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            27  46  0   67  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-DUCK KA-BOB 65-6939         20   7  0   67  MIGHTY DUCKS (5197)        DAL SHANG
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           19   7  0   67  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        24   7  1   66  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 66-4321  22  18  0   66  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
-MORLIN POOLE 24-4761        17  14  1   66  KRILL CAVALRY (3709)       ZORPUNT
-SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      17  15  0   66  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
 HK-47 18-8584               29  66  0   65  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         27  45  0   65  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          24  11  3   65  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        26  27  0   64  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
-TENDERIZED DUCK 65-6944     18   9  1   64  MIGHTY DUCKS (5197)        DAL SHANG
 LONGSHOT 18-8981            21   7  1   63  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 MAGENTA 3-5711              73 143  0   61  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      28  25  1   60  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
-ZHER-ALGRAJ 13-3212         17   9  0   60  RAJHAN'S PRIDE (2220)      DULLENS
 POWDER HOUND 81-479         19  12  0   59  ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559)     SHADOWSPIRE
 DARTH SION 18-9233          30  36  1   57  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         19  11  1   56  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           29  76  1   54  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   8   5  4   54  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 CUEBALL 6-5025              22  30  1   53  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
 SLEDGE 11-6917              16   9  3   53  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-PANE 35-3822                15   7  1   53  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         31  60  1   51  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 HOFFA 60-7713               24  37  0   51  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-SNORK SLAYMORE 33-6275      15  18  0   51  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEETBOMB 62-3234           17  13  0   50  MONSTER RANCHER (4288)     VALAMANTIS
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           32  21  0   48  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FAIRUZA 61-3426             21   7  0   47  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  15  0   42  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  86  2   38  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 FORLORN 6-6272              15  19  2   38  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Sleepwalker -- If it's any good, yes. -- Tadaka

Well, O Puncha, I'm not a cactus salad-eater either.  You guessed I was supposed to
be the protector of the Small Cat, the question is now:  does that Cat need me?  Each
time I try to have a little talk with him, I can't even grab him. -- The Big Cat

Thanks Punh Jently, you are one of the more gentle guys around!  Moose, I am sorry
for the remarks, you really deserved that victory, after those splendid defensive
moves you had in minutes one and two...minute three, I was trying to slash with my
LS, so I'm not sure about the well-managed part! -- The Small Cat

I will write down the hint, Gazelle! -- Bob, the losing Canadian

Scaddie -- I don't seem to have that color in my box. -- Peach Nutt

Pea Pod -- I view the whole concept askance.  Maybe it's okay, but then again, maybe
not, and someone else can do the experimenting. -- Oran Ji

Jolee Bindo -- I didn't need that. -- N.D. Grasse

Sleetbomb -- Sounds like a plan to me.  And a great excuse for not coming to work. --
O Puncha

Hk-47 -- I suspect that golems are an offense against Nature, and that one of these
days, Nature is going to GET us for it. -- Punh Jently

Ed. -- Yes, so you can have your side dish hot or cold, as the mood takes you. --
Oran Ji

     Hmmm...hot applesauce and cold sweet potatoes? -- Ed.

Galen -- People never rethink their positions.  It's too much work. -- Punh Jently

     *sigh*  You're probably right.  Nevertheless, one tries.

Voltagen -- Ow!  You're a dwarf, you're supposed to smite me hip and thigh because
you can't reach any higher. -- Hummingbird

Foot Ball -- That was a very good fight.  And you know what, my second minute
strategy is the same as my first, so yours must have changed.  Seems like your second
minute strategy works best for you.  Either that, or your desperation strategy. --
Rem

Dingo -- What kind of a name is that?  A Dingo isn't a bear, it's a wild dog. --
Crooked Hoof

Hot Tomato -- Oh my gosh.  I scummed you.  Sorry about that.  *grinning* -- Gazelle

Audie Murphy -- Great riposte.  I watched closely and learned how to do it. -- Moose

Crazy Fingers -- Good fight on your part. -- Mountain Goat

Fibularis -- Holy cow!  For a minute I thought I'd killed you.  You had rubbery legs,
for sure, when we walked out of the arena.  Hope you're feeling better. -- Sandman

Tatiana Seasprite -- For someone with your record, you're amazingly dangerous. --
Sleepwalker
P.S.  Still thinking about the idea of using my favorite weapon.

17 July 2008
All -- Many of you know me and many more don't, but I will be scarce for a few
months.  I am relocating, so look for my presence online!  As my will, so mote it
be! -- Abraxis

9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War.  We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals.  If interested
for the Turf War, contact:  Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MIYAGI'S MIATA was devastated by KRAMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
IMAGE ENHANCER demolished MOOSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS devastated JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CORKY demolished FLAT TOP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CRIMSON BLUSH overpowered LE PAIN DLG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
FORK BALL handily defeated YOBER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PRODIGAL SON won victory over ACK VERT in a 2 minute Challenge Title duel.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE vanquished GENEVIEVE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
*WINTER* vanquished DONAHAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SQUIDBOY overcame BLACK ARCHER in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was narrowly defeated by MARK OF THE BEAST in a 3 minute 
CEREBRAL JANITOR demolished FALCON in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
VOLTAGEN handily defeated PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
THE MAD CARROT devastated STRONGBOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SOAPY was savagely defeated by COYOTE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FOOT BALL defeated OZYMANDIAS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP demolished SANDMAN in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SKINWALKER defeated FRANK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
RAJEREK overpowered 2301 in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SALLY RIDE was overpowered by WIRLITZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
PEA POD devastated THOMAS FOWLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BABY DUCK was defeated by RAINSONG in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
GUMMI GHOUL overpowered WALK THE LINE in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
HOT TOMATO was demolished by FIBULARIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DINGO was handily defeated by FRANKENBUTT in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ISAWA TADAKA vanquished PEACH NUTT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TOTURI overcame SOLSBURY HILL in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
SCADDIE demolished SUDDEN DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DELAWARE RUN overpowered O PUNCHA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FARSHOT viciously subdued STEINBACH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
TUBTHUMPER defeated N.D. GRASSE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
ALLAN JOHNSON demolished YELLOW JACKET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KOOK AROCHA beat CONSORTIUM? in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
LONGSHOT overpowered PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SELEX was demolished by CEER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
TY DEL-WAVE vanquished MADONNA in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
SPOTTED PONY was overcome by ANGELIC SMURF in a 2 minute brutal duel.
AUDIE MURPHY defeated QUINTAL in a 2 minute battle.
T. ZER vanquished HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
ROMUALD B TUNE vanquished BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ALVIN YORK slimly won victory over SQUIRREL KILLER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute melee.
CHOKING CHICKEN demolished CRACKED AND LEAKING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OTIS was subdued by CYCLONE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered NEOPHYTE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
EVERSTORM was viciously subdued by REDDI WHIP in a exciting 6 minute brutal duel.
GOLDILOCKS was viciously subdued by KAIDEN in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
WEYLUND was overpowered by SPAZ in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
HALO viciously subdued MARCIE in a exciting 5 minute bloody conflict.
IN-BRED BEAR was demolished by ICE FOX in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
QUASAR was devastated by BLOWN AWAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SHEPHERD MOON was bested by THE BUTCHER in a popular 1 minute bout.
THE NOTHING was vanquished by MOD COD in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LA TOUR devastated GAZELLE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE was savagely defeated by PORK ROLL in a 5 minute fight.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES was handily defeated by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ETERNAL D.J. was overpowered by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CAT IN THE HAT was overpowered by SUCCOTASH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HUMMINGBIRD overpowered SKYWISE in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
ELENDUR vanquished NUMBER CRUNCHER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
CALYX was demolished by CRAZY FINGERS in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
FLABBY-O overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
RIFF-RAFF was bested by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 2 minute bout.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered HONEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
UNHOLY GERBIL was savagely defeated by BIGFACE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
COBRA bested TATIANA SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
ASHANDAR savagely defeated BOB LE CANADIEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
REM was luckily beaten by DELIA'S GONE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
WALL OF GLASS was savagely defeated by MILES HITS THE ROAD in a 5 minute conflict.
CHICKEN HAWK lost to CROOKED HOOF in a popular 1 minute fight.
NATTY LIGHT handily defeated JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute uneven match.
2804 overcame SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute duel.
DOMINO was demolished by JACKHAMMER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HANA devastated ORAN JI in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK was handily defeated by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute fight.
RAGING PYROTHAG subdued HARLEY THE CADAVER in a popular 1 minute contest.
TRIPLE-X demolished INCISOR in a 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
ARTHUR BEYER was demolished by HAYWIRE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
JOLEE BINDO was viciously subdued by ZIMA in a 2 minute bloody bout.
BELY MEDVED demolished MESHARR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was overpowered by IGOR MALMORT in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SOLDIER #3 was overcome by WOLFBROTHER in a popular 1 minute fight.
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN was savagely defeated by LOCKENLOAD in a 2 minute brutal bout.
SOFT 'N CHEWY lost to REALITY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
HAPPY APPLE was overpowered by 100% in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE BIG CAT vanquished JUMPIN' in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
HOFFA was overpowered by POMPEY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
LORD EARL GREY was demolished by SPEKTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DUNNO bested SLEETBOMB in a action packed 2 minute duel.
KARATE WRECKER viciously subdued MAGENTA in a exciting 2 minute brutal competition.
SVAD BONEGRIN won victory over TREESTUMP in a 1 minute fight.
FAIRUZA was vanquished by MATTEO in a 2 minute uneven fray.
POWDER HOUND was overpowered by SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
SOLDIER #1 was demolished by FOOS BALL in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
LU LENNY devastated PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DRUNK DENNIS overpowered DARTH SION in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CUEBALL was bested by GEN. JACKSON in a action packed 1 minute match.
FORLORN was handily defeated by VAIDISAVA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ACES & EIGHTS handily defeated ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE in a 1 minute uneven match.
GELEN was narrowly defeated by P53 in a 3 minute brutal uneven fight.
SLEEPS ALL DAY devastated MISSION VAO in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
MANUEL PEREZ was vanquished by DARTH TIMMY in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
DINAH MIGHT was devastated by SHOWSTOPPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HK-47 beat SLEDGE in a exciting 4 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  49         PARRY-RIPOSTE     42 -  28 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         LUNGING ATTACK   303 - 253 -  5      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 24         AIMED BLOW       137 - 120 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 23         SLASHING ATTACK  123 - 114 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         WALL OF STEEL    111 - 112 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         PARRY-LUNGE       60 -  67 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     15         TOTAL PARRY      100 - 125 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         STRIKING ATTACK   84 - 112 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  56 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  28 -  1      32  |

Turn 574 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     8 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    24 - 25         5  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  3     AIMED BLOW        12 - 13         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  9     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 14         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK   14 - 10     WALL OF STEEL      8 - 14         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        41   8  1  310 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351       72  62  0  252 THE REVELATION (1582)
SLASHING ATTACK  ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519    100  78  0  249 THE PENTARCHY (4604)
LUNGING ATTACK   T. ZER 9-5011              55  24  4  243 LETTER BOMBS (4530)
WALL OF STEEL    AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160       112  54  2  229 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          94  71  0  229 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       91  79  1  219 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
TOTAL PARRY      SQUIDBOY 48-2593           68  60  1  216 THE UNLIKELIES (2566)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            58  47  3  210 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  68  62  4  199 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MARCIE 36-6076.  The ten other most popular fighters were COBRA 29-4355, KAIDEN 
35-3108, PORK ROLL 97-1634, REM 74-2853, HALO 11-6189, UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046, 
ASHANDAR 21-5694, EVERSTORM 69-641, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, and SLEDGE 11-6917.

The least popular fighter this week was DINAH MIGHT 18-9229.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MISSION VAO 18-8891, FORLORN 6-6272, PUNH JENTLY 16-5485, 
FAIRUZA 61-3426, JUMPIN' 11-6704, MESHARR 32-4554, ORAN JI 16-5299, JUNGLE JUICE 
3-6705, WALL OF GLASS 11-5534, and ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           9  2 0  IAYE(30)             4  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4 10 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  ARADI(60)            6  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  3 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  0 0  ZENSU(40)            2  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6 10 0  RODEKI(42)           5  4 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  5 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6 12 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  CAER(48)             2  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  3 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          9  8 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  0 0  
MORYA(28)            2  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            3  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         41   8  1  310  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                30  29  1  196  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        112  54  2  229  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FORK BALL 4-6244            36  13  0  224  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              35  16  0  205  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           26   7  3  166  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        58  33  1  263  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 T. ZER 9-5011               55  24  4  243  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 HALO 11-6189                45  22  2  208  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        42  44  0  200  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 100% 14-4429                20  12  2   91  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 ORAN JI 16-5299             25  27  1  131  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      73  95  0  231  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         51  26  0  207  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             47  53  1  177  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        27  16  1  115  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     100  78  0  249  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         63  59  0  251  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       64  39  2  216  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 GELEN 32-4320               21  45  1   80  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           25  16  1  208  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             134 141  2  211  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 MARCIE 36-6076              28  20  1  199  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 MATTEO 38-4733              17   7  1   76  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      17   9  0  192  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     29  14  1  183  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    75  57  2  240  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       28  11  0  157  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             19   6  1   92  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  86  2   38  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              42  35  0  231  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 SQUIDBOY 48-2593            68  60  1  216  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               87 167  0  197  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BABY DUCK 50-1984           26  20  0  133  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     32  20  0  128  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            104 134  3  211  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       56  72  3  210  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        26  27  0   64  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 CYCLONE 60-2306             38  25  1  202  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          17  11  1   79  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        91  79  1  219  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 *WINTER* 65-3644            35  34  1  198  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 LU LENNY 66-4250            24  17  1   84  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           53  53  0  190  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    129  64  2  229  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      28  25  1   60  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 SANDMAN 74-2896             26  41  2  160  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  32  2  155  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 VOLTAGEN 78-687             58  31  0  218  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
 NATTY LIGHT 81-443          25   9  1  134  ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559)     SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAZ 82-6629                43  21  2  205  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                32  36  4  215  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           41  36  6  216  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   8   5  4   54  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE