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Date   : 09/09/2008    Duedate: 09/22/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-576

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CALL TO THUND 7/4711   18    3  0 85.7      THE INANIMATES 73/5551                
  2 ECCENTRIC DW 82/4266   18    8  0 69.2   13 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    2057 1632 24 55.8
    DISPOSABLE HEROES 82/4008                   RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                 
    INCONSISTENT FURY 56/1405                   CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267                  AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
  3 TILT?!? 60/3728        62   31  0 66.7      WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072                  
    BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418                    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566                      THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370                     TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017                    BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                  
    TPW FOREVER 60/5540                      14-HIT ME WITH. 60/5568  287  244  4 54.0
    BLACK DIAMOND II 65/3155                    F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE 66/5471            
  4-KAOS 82/5443           11    6  0 64.7   15 PUBLIC ENEMIE 23/760    7    6  1 53.8
    ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                       THE PAIN GANG 12/1710                 
    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                   16 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    972  837 12 53.7
  5 4000 BLOWS 60/1618      9    5  0 64.3      THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
  6 THE PEOPLE 40/3487    432  256  5 62.8      THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                     17 LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  959  841 10 53.3
    FUCHI OWNED 81/5530                         EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288                  18 BAD COMPANY 33/1955    24   22  0 52.2
  7 SCUM 65/3594         3217 2086 62 60.7   19 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     143  135  0 51.4
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           DAMAGE INC. 59/3483                   
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    BABES 36/3876                               OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    HEROES 77/3408                           20-SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  787  760 10 50.9
    F BALLS 4/5204                              SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419          
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525          
    BOY O'S 38/5570                          21 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  592  584  5 50.3
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
  8 THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1759 1240 20 58.7   22 SEA DOGS 2/5575         4    4  0 50.0
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                        DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576               
    DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505                 23 MID EARTH 29/1543     255  266  3 48.9
  9 THE VOLS 6/5429        14   10  0 58.3      SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                
    NO-HALF STEPPING 14/5445                    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689              
 10 STREET PIZZA 18/786   282  209  4 57.4   24 FANGS 9/5444         1319 1398 10 48.5
    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                      MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396             
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435                MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
    D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560                   OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211                   FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251                NUMBERS 11 82/5406                    
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279                  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535             
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506                   I GOTTA GO 30/4646                    
 11 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    67   50  2 57.3      MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437             
 12 PUPPY POWER 40/5546   393  297  4 57.0      MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463             
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212             
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    NUMBERS 6 82/5407                     
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                   25 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1517 1628 22 48.2
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207                 26 FANTASIA 1/4914      1525 1663 15 47.8

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  32 REDHORSE 56/3727      374  518  1 41.9
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   33 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   45   64  1 41.3
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  34 KELLUMBO'S K 82/5577   59   86  1 40.7
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     35-HI ROLLERS 6/2129      83  127  2 39.5
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  36 RHYME TYME 55/1881     44   80  0 35.5
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                37 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  683 1311  6 34.3
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                   38 STORIES 49/2835       961 1892 17 33.7
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  39 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566    2    4  0 33.3
 27-ALE HOUSE ME 81/5559   16   18  0 47.1   40 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  166  349  0 32.2
 28 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   50   57  0 46.7   41 ELFQUEST 11/4928      346  744  3 31.7
 29-CANADIAN CLU 50/5452   13   15  0 46.4      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405                    STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/5453                     SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 30 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   47   56  0 45.6      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
 31 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  741  889  8 45.5   42 CLAN GHOST B 61/5563    3   11  0 21.4

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of Talahya Arena,

     No one died.  Center for Olds avoided The Bears.  Well done!
     Yober was the most challenged.  IMAGE ENHANCER (18-3757) (74-95-0,244) of CENTER
FOR OLDS challenged YOBER (2-4537) (31-29-1,202) of OF WOLF AND MAN 6.  IMAGE
ENHANCER vanquished YOBER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     Sadly, our title fight was a random match.  PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (42-8-1,326)
of MANNEQUIN'S BEST fought ACK VERT (18-7429) (112-55-1,214) of PENTARCHIE-18.
PRODIGAL SON subdued ACK VERT in an action packed 1 minute gory Title contest.  It
seems the Son neither wrote a column, nor issued a challenge.  Too bad.  He could
have challenged Donna, who was more highly ranked than himself.  Oh wait!  Donna
didn't fight.  So maybe he DID challenge her, eh?  Sure, that must be what happened.
And so, Prodigal Son remains our most formidable Aimed Blow.
     There was one TV challenge:  FLAT TOP (35-3533) (48-18-1,206) of THE BEARS TV
challenged JAMES DOOLITTLE (41-4237) (30-14-1,209) of MEDAL OF HONOR 26.  FLAT TOP
devastated JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Hmm.
     Everyone's favorite redhead, Kaiden, is still Overall Popularity Leader.  AUDIE
MURPHY (3-6160) (112-55-2,192) of OUR HIGHEST HONOR fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (134-142-
2,192) of VIOLENT FEMS.  AUDIE MURPHY was handily defeated by KAIDEN in a 1 minute
mismatched bout.  Something of an upset, wouldn't you say?
     This cycle's favorite is Donahar.  JERRYRIG (65-3265) (34-32-0,176) of BLACK
DIAMOND II challenged DONAHAR (24-3006) (48-53-1,179) of MAGIC REALM.  JERRYRIG
unbelievably bested DONAHAR in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge brawl.  Eight
minutes.  That's why he's the favorite.  The spectators think he was scummed.  It's a
very peculiar fixation that the Isle's fight fans have.  They hate long fights.
     *sigh*  And there's always a LEAST favorite, usually some poor newcomer who
hasn't got his island legs yet.  DARTH TIMMY (62-3781) (23-11-1,67) of EVIL DEATH
DUDES fought SHOWSTOPPER (14-4427) (16-14-2,78) of NO-HALF STEPPING.  DARTH TIMMY was
overpowered by SHOWSTOPPER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  It's not a very desirable
"honor," but at least it does come with a free drink.
     Our top ranked warrior who is NOT an Aimed Blow is the formidable Alvin York,
our premier Parry-Lunger.  SPOTTED PONY (4-3975) (120-79-2,212) of TRIBAL COUNCIL
fought ALVIN YORK (3-6156) (95-71-0,246) of OUR HIGHEST HONOR.  SPOTTED PONY was
demolished by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  Well, Donna is above him,
of course, but if you look at last cycle's newsletter, you can see that she's a
different style.  But inactive warriors don't count.
     How, you ask, did Voltagen do?  VOLTAGEN (78-687) (58-31-0,218) of BLACK DIAMOND
II challenged YELLOWJACKET (62-3345) (91-80-1,197) of COMIC BOOK HEROS.  VOLTAGEN won
victory over YELLOWJACKET in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.  Well fought, sir!
     Anti's guild is still ranked third overall, and had a very creditable 6-1-0
round today.  Very well done!
     Here's a mystery.  Isawa Tadaka wrote a personal ad, and did, in fact, fight
today.  The name of his team is Call to Thunder.  Yet I can't find that team anywhere
in the list.  Anybody know what guild Call to Thunder belongs in?  Sometimes the
copyists miss a team when they're putting the newsletters together, you know.
NEOPHYTE (82-4574) (54-26-0,181) of LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 fought ISAWA TADAKA (7-5093)
(28-6-0,152) of CALL TO THUNDER.  NEOPHYTE overpowered ISAWA TADAKA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
     My friends, I think that is all I can write today.  May you have a sensationally
good fortnight, and I'll see you again at the end of it!

                                         Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         43   8  1  361  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DONNA 36-5966               50  18  1  356  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           96  71  0  278  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-T. ZER 9-5011               56  24  4  267  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      75  95  0  256  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  22   8  1  245  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    45  38  0  244  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 MOD COD 55-2638            106 134  3  239  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          95 117  4  238  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    93  67  5  238  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     57  37  2  233  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 KAIDEN 35-3108             135 142  2  232  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    90  68  0  230  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             84  67  1  230  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 VOLTAGEN 78-687             59  31  0  229  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         71  66  2  228  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ICE FOX 5-3877              37  16  0  225  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          55  24  8  224  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            49  18  1  224  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        43  45  0  218  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 EVERSTORM 69-641           103 104  2  215  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      64  85  0  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        59  34  1  214  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         64  60  0  213  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           37  24  1  212  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 CORKY 1-4285                45  40  2  211  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HALO 11-6189                46  22  2  210  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           26  17  1  210  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MADONNA 60-7780             40  24  3  208  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     101  79  0  207  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-SPUD 33-5159                56  27  0  207  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 ACK VERT 18-7429           112  56  1  205  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       66  68  3  205  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          43  36  0  203  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 KRAMER 47-5191              42  37  0  203  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 2301 82-17798               34  42  1  203  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        73  63  0  202  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
-CYCLONE 60-2306             38  25  1  202  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        91  81  1  201  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           54  54  0  201  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 SELEX 40-3039               37  13  0  200  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 CEER 96-1537                33  37  4  200  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         65  74  1  199  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         57  26  0  198  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-*WINTER* 65-3644            35  34  1  198  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     30  15  1  198  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      67  30  1  197  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         51  27  0  197  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     48  30  1  197  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CALYX 30-4151               37  38  2  197  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        120  80  2  196  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SQUIDBOY 48-2593            68  61  1  196  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            55  26  0  196  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 SPAZ 82-6629                44  22  2  196  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           42  37  6  196  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       92  94  2  195  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          47  32  1  195  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 MARCIE 36-6076              28  22  1  194  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  52  32  1  193  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 COYOTE 60-7626              37  32  2  193  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 FORK BALL 4-6244            37  14  0  193  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 HOFFA 49-3185               87 169  0  192  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          50  37  0  192  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              38  24  1  192  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       69  91  0  191  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       65  40  2  191  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       57  73  3  191  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 OTIS 3-6501                 45  35  4  191  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 FALCON 82-11173             41  41  1  191  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    76  58  2  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-LA TOUR 18-8525             46  53  0  190  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 YOBER 2-4537                31  30  1  190  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    130  65  2  186  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 REM 74-2853                 43  38  0  186  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 JERRYRIG 65-3265            35  32  0  186  BLACK DIAMOND II (3155)    DAL SHANG
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    32  46  1  186  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 GODFATHER OF PAIN 23-1341   22   9  2  186  PUBLIC ENEMIES (760)       TI
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      17  11  0  186  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 QUINTAL 18-8341             58  49  3  185  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   68  64  4  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          64  75  1  184  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         55  64  0  184  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 QUASAR 18-5925              68  88  0  183  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      59  55  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        112  56  2  182  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   52  45  0  182  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 MOOSE 56-3459               44  63  0  182  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
-COBRA 29-4355               32  30  1  182  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          26  29  2  182  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      43  26  3  180  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 HANA 82-24461               22   9  0  180  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            33  13  1  178  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270  13   4  0  177  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
 DONAHAR 24-3006             48  54  1  176  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 PEA POD 33-7338             28  14  0  176  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-SKINWALKER 6-6043           27   7  3  175  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         27  14  2  170  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 HAYWIRE 65-5413             22  12  1  170  WHO ARMED THEM? (4370)     DAL SHANG
 WEYLUND 82-3660             52  64  1  166  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 ZIMA 1-7750                 37  26  0  166  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 REEK HAVOK 33-3468          23  11  0  165  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      16  12  0  164  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     21  12  0  162  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BIGFACE 82-237              16   5  0  162  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 GAZELLE 56-3701             54  70  0  161  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           53  90  0  161  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          32  31  2  160  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  39  37  2  159  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-ASHANDAR 21-5694            19   5  0  159  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
-TOTURI 7-5051               25  11  0  158  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  37  62  3  157  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          14   9  4  157  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         28   7  0  156  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
-SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  32  2  155  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599   23  13  1  155  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 VANISH 73-4633              32  11  1  154  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA
-RAJEREK 21-6045             27   8  0  153  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 SKYWISE 11-5687             59  87  1  152  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 RAINSONG 11-6128            46  79  0  152  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SOAPY 65-6108               22  10  1  152  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       23  25  6  151  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   48 103  0  150  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       61  87  0  148  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         40  65  1  147  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       29  12  0  147  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 THE RETRIBUTIONER 33-2322   26  20  2  146  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597    26  13  1  145  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 SANDMAN 74-2896             26  43  2  144  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411         24   8  1  144  THE UPSTARTS III (5017)    ARADI
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          24  23  0  144  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 ORAN JI 16-5299             26  28  1  143  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         31  54  1  142  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           27  17  0  142  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        28  17  1  141  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        57  57  1  139  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            23   9  0  135  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
-NATTY LIGHT 81-443          25   9  1  134  ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559)     SHADOWSPIRE
 GEN. JACKSON 6-6285         21  11  1  134  THE VOLS (5429)            TRANSEL
-JACKHAMMER 11-6613          26  12  6  133  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-BABY DUCK 50-1984           26  20  0  133  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
-OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801    11   1  0  133  DONT ANSWER THAT (5505)    DWES EG
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     32  22  0  132  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            95 124  4  129  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 HONEY 11-6368               39  68  2  127  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 KARATE WRECKER 60-6693      21  18  0  127  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     52  81  2  125  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          23   6  5  125  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 DARTH SION 18-9233          32  36  1  124  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     16  12  2  124  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         37  55  1  123  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-GITARIOS 82--19918          23  15  1  123  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        20  48  0  122  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 100% 14-4429                21  13  2  117  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 FRANK 3-5707                75 144  1  113  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        30  16  4  111  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-DINGO 35-3716               26  14  1  109  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      29  24  1  108  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        20  12  1  107  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 2804 82-17776               29  45  2  106  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 ALLAN JOHNSON 60-8232       19   9  0  105  TPW FOREVER (5540)         ARADI
 GRUNT 3-6713                29  16  1  104  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         43  39  1  102  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         27  20  1  101  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DOMINO 6-5060               22  19  2  101  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FARSHOT 11-6713             25  11  0  100  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          39  24  0   99  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       23  10  0   99  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 STEINBACH 30-4473           40  68  0   98  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 SOLDIER #3 3-6683           29  23  1   98  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       26  42  0   98  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SELLING... 82-9636          25  18  1   98  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
 TUBTHUMPER 48-3734          24  12  2   97  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
-URAT 29-4889                28  10  1   95  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           26  18  0   95  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 SOLDIER 2 3-6675            33  19  1   94  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         19  72  1   94  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-BETTER DUCK 65-6889         22  25  1   92  MIGHTY DUCKS (5197)        DAL SHANG
-BLU JON 9-5308              20  31  1   92  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427         17  14  2   91  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           34  21  0   90  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FOOS BALL 4-6366            17   3  1   90  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 SPEKTER 36-4921             22  17  0   88  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         21  11  1   88  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
-ARONWE 29-4883              24  15  0   87  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          18  12  1   87  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
-FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    19  23  1   85  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
-LU LENNY 66-4250            24  17  1   84  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
-AVATAR 82-11170             21  11  0   84  WHISPERNIGHT (5072)        DWES EG
 ORC CHOPS 81-490            20  12  0   83  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    30  24  1   82  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 MATTEO 38-4733              18   8  1   82  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       19  50  1   81  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 REALITY 45-4383             19   8  1   81  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         29  45  0   80  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             28  40  2   79  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        26   7  1   79  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 NAKHA ADIASO 56-2615        20  20  0   78  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          26  11  3   77  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 I OWN INDIMAR 60-8084       16  11  0   77  4000 BLOWS (1618)          ARADI
-P53 96-2409                  9   5  5   77  SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCADDIE 42-4381             26  23  1   75  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SLEDGE 11-6917              17   9  3   75  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 SLEETBOMB 62-3234           18  14  0   74  MONSTER RANCHER (4288)     VALAMANTIS
-DUNNO 60-6988               17  25  1   74  HIT ME WITH... (5568)      ARADI
-LEONIDAS 4-6382             19  16  0   73  DOGS OF WAR (3959)         JHELUM
-JAGGED SHIV 62-3357         19  12  3   72  GRIM OBITUARY (5066)       VALAMANTIS
 MESHARR 32-4554             18  21  0   72  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
-SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      18  15  0   70  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
 HK-47 18-8584               30  67  0   69  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 PAIN INDUCER 12-1365        19  12  2   69  THE PAIN GANG (1710)       RIZTAB
 HOFFA 60-7713               25  38  0   68  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 POMPEY 40-3043              20  12  0   68  THE PEOPLE (3487)          ZENSU
-TURTLE 29-4974              19   9  2   68  ESCAPADE (5442)            LAPUR
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         22  20  1   67  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 66-4321  22  18  0   66  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 GELEN 32-4320               21  47  1   66  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 XANAX 28-4384               17   5  0   66  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-TAMARIN MELLIRN 17-6925     16  18  0   66  MIDDLE WAY (4534)          ALJAFIR
-LONGSHOT 18-8981            22   7  1   65  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 MAGENTA 3-5711              73 145  0   64  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   28  48  1   64  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-SLY APPARITION 11-7000      17  10  2   63  IMMORTALS (479)            ARUAK CITY

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         23  12  1   61  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
-HERACLITUS 12-6646          17   9  1   61  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
-LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      28  25  1   60  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
-TAKE COVER 35-3870          19   7  3   59  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           19   9  0   59  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-POWDER HOUND 81-479         19  12  0   59  ALE HOUSE MERCS (5559)     SHADOWSPIRE
-FEAR OF THE DARK 51-5375    15  13  1   59  RAISING R'LYEH (5532)      TRICORUS
 RIREMA 36-6934              13   4  2   59  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        26  28  0   58  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
-SMUSH 11-6916               18   3  1   58  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-VOICES IN MY HEAD 51-5404   17   4  3   58  RAISING R'LYEH (5532)      TRICORUS
-ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      16  13  0   58  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         28  40  2   57  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            27  48  0   57  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 INCISOR 9-5185              24  22  1   54  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
-CUEBALL 6-5025              22  30  1   53  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
 FAIRUZA 61-3426             21   9  0   53  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           29  78  1   52  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   8   6  4   51  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  88  2   40  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         31  62  1   40  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-FORLORN 6-6272              15  20  2   40  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  17  0   36  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Peach Nutt -- I would have thought the Lady's lightning flash would be sufficient
announcement. -- Tadaka

Bigface -- You are correct, it is huge!  It must take you an hour just to wash it
all.  But when you smile, well, that's amazing.  You should smile more. -- Peach Nutt
P.S.  And hit people less, that would be good, too.  Then they might smile back.

Strongbow -- Ah, yes, one of the Strong-and-Silent brigade.  I could give you a
useful piece of advice, but I figure if your manager doesn't notice enough to care,
who am I to interfere, eh? -- Oran Ji
P.S.  No, Galen, I can see the advice you would give me forming on your lips as I
write, and, no.  A beginner, yes, but nobody reaches the point that Strongbow has
with a beginner for a manager.

Avatar -- Hmm, cool team name, superlative skill on the sands, you must be one of Doc
Steele's, right?  Oh, well, it's an honor of a sort to lose to the best, I guess. --
N.D. Grasse
P.S.  I dunno why I didn't teach you more.  You must not have been paying attention.

Forlorn -- You're on the list, so one of us must have fought you before.  Did you
lose then, too?  Ah, and it was against me, two or three turns ago, but I don't seem
to have noted who won and who lost.  Oh, well, I'm sure you're just saving up
ferocity for a stunning coup one of these days, yes?  Either that, or trying to live
up to your personal name. -- Punh Jently

Jumpin' -- Just wait till you meet my cousin, the Jumping Cholla.  You might laugh
out of the other side of your mouth, then. -- O Puncha

     It must be pretty hard to laugh out of just one side of your mouth, don't you
     think?  Unless you're Bigface.

Voltagen -- It was not one of my teammates, I can promise you that.  They wouldn't

dare!  But the Commission itself is really weird about this kind of stuff, although
usually they stick the "dwarf" label on anyone with a beard.  Do not grow a beard.  I
believe I'll go bite a few clerks. -- Khora the Small and Dangerous

Galen -- I had my back to the arenamaster.  It was Isawa Tadaka who had the chance to
read his lips, and Isawa DID and leaped right out at me. -- Peach Nutt
P.S.  Not that I blame him.

     Oh?  He says Sheila threw a lightning bolt to start the fight.

Ed. -- Roasted sweet potatoes would be good.  And if there are any left over, you can
slice them thinly on a diagonal and fry them up with lean bacon. -- Oran Ji

     If they're properly roasted, they're far too soft to slice--and there aren't any
     left anyway. -- Ed.

Ah, yes, of course a sleepwalker would end up talking to himself.  Or herself, as the
case might be! -- Peach Nutt

Succotash -- Yum.  Thanks for the win, congrats on the boost.  I like succotash. --
Mountain Goat

Mr. Wrinkle-Free -- Wow.  That was a nice improvement.  Good fight too, I thought. --
Hummingbird

Crazed Goblin -- Really?  You just look like a Delarquan to me.  An especially ugly
one. -- Gazelle
P.S.  I'm not a golem, though.

In-Bred Bear -- Ow.  In a battle of old farts, I guess the older fart will triumph. -
- Moose

Ozymandias -- With your weapon in my forehead, you don't know how much concentration
it took just to motion to the other Lord Protecters that I couldn't continue.  That
was a bad moment. -- Sandman

Fibularis -- I like it when we're all snaky blurs of speed and the sparks fly from
our weapons.  Not so much the hitting and the horrible pain. -- Crooked Hoof

Salena Warsmith -- Short but sweet.  I hear the healing potions are cherry flavored
this month. -- Rem

Eh... I fought the Convicted Assassin, but maybe he gets the arena newspaper in his
cell, even if he can't answer.  That was a good fight, and I don't know that I've
ever fought a werecat before.  I didn't know werecats were allowed to change during a
fight.  I guess they're more lenient in some ways with the stand-ins, maybe.  Since,
in your case, you're forced to fight.  Sorry about hurting you. -- Sleepwalker

9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War.  We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals.  If interested
for the Turf War, contact:  Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLAT TOP devastated JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CEREBRAL JANITOR vanquished QUINTAL in a exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
PUDDING PARADE won victory over OZYMANDIAS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
CEER was bested by CRACKED AND LEAKING in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was demolished by MOD COD in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
SQUIDBOY was savagely defeated by SNIPER BEAR in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE handily defeated CALYX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VOLTAGEN won victory over YELLOWJACKET in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
IMAGE ENHANCER vanquished YOBER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FOOT BALL was savagely defeated by 2301 in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
THE MAD CARROT was overpowered by SUCCOTASH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MIYAGI'S MIATA was handily defeated by CORKY in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was unbelievably bested by PORK ROLL in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
CRIMSON BLUSH handily defeated MARCIE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KRAMER slimly lost to ICE FOX in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fray.
JERRYRIG unbelievably bested DONAHAR in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge brawl.
HAYWIRE overpowered RAINSONG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SOAPY was savagely defeated by MOOSE in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
UNHOLY GERBIL devastated SANDMAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP was defeated by ETERNAL D.J. in a exciting 5 minute Challenge duel.
PEA POD was handily defeated by CAT IN THE HAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FRANKENBUTT was devastated by HONEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GUMMI GHOUL overpowered DELIA'S GONE in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
DELAWARE RUN lost to ORAN JI in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
VANISH subdued HOT TOMATO in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
FOOS BALL lost to SLEEPS ALL DAY in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
SCADDIE handily defeated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MANUEL PEREZ overpowered TREESTUMP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HAPPY APPLE viciously subdued MAGENTA in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MATTEO was defeated by TUBTHUMPER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
DINAH MIGHT beat JUMPIN' in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
PRODIGAL SON subdued ACK VERT in a action packed 1 minute gory Title contest.
FORK BALL was bested by EVERSTORM in a 2 minute battle.
SPOTTED PONY was demolished by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was overpowered by ROMUALD B TUNE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHOKING CHICKEN was overcome by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute match.
SQUIRREL KILLER vanquished OTIS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CRAZY FINGERS was savagely defeated by TY DEL-WAVE in a exciting 6 minute competition.
REDDI WHIP viciously subdued IN-BRED BEAR in a 2 minute gory match.
LE PAIN DLG demolished FALCON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
MARK OF THE BEAST demolished GODFATHER OF PAIN in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BLACK ARCHER viciously subdued SPAZ in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
ANGELIC SMURF handily defeated GAZELLE in a exciting 2 minute mismatched melee.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by SHEPHERD MOON in a exciting 2 minute gory fight.
THE NOTHING lost to COYOTE in a popular 2 minute bout.
AUDIE MURPHY was handily defeated by KAIDEN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
QUASAR was savagely defeated by WIRLITZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE demolished RAGING PYROTHAG in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FLABBY-O overpowered TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HUMMINGBIRD was overcome by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute match.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE was viciously subdued by FIBULARIS in a exciting 4 minute battle.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES overpowered NASTY RASH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BLACK MESSIAH was devastated by MADONNA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SELEX was defeated by ELENDUR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
NEOPHYTE overpowered ISAWA TADAKA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
WEYLUND was devastated by REM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GENEVIEVE overpowered REEK HAVOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE RETRIBUTIONER was savagely defeated by PEACH NUTT in a popular 8 minute conflict.
WALL OF GLASS was overpowered by ZIMA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE SMALL CAT demolished KOOK AROCHA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
STRONGBOW was overpowered by HANA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
NUMBER CRUNCHER overpowered TRIPLE-X in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
THOMAS FOWLER savagely defeated BOB LE CANADIEN in a exciting 4 minute contest.
SOLDIER 2 was devastated by DARTH SION in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
100% was luckily beaten by SLEEPWALKER in a popular 2 minute bout.
JUNGLE JUICE was overpowered by RONE BLOODHOUSE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GRUNT was vanquished by SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHICKEN HAWK was viciously subdued by MINOTAUR CRUSADER in a 3 minute brutal match.
CROOKED HOOF lost to TATIANA SEASPRITE in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
HARLEY THE CADAVER defeated ARTHUR BEYER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SOLSBURY HILL handily defeated JOLEE BINDO in a 3 minute mismatched match.
2804 was vanquished by KARATE WRECKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
HALF-ORC CAPTAIN demolished M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
THE BIG CAT demolished SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RIFF-RAFF beat SELLING... in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
FRANK was demolished by GEN. JACKSON in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
WALK THE LINE unbelievably bested PAIN INDUCER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
IGOR MALMORT overpowered NAKHA ADIASO in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
ALLAN JOHNSON vanquished FAIRUZA in a action packed 2 minute uneven match.
BELY MEDVED overpowered MESHARR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ORC CHOPS slimly lost to CONSORTIUM? in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal battle.
STEINBACH outlasted REALITY in a popular 9 minute fight.
SLEETBOMB was handily defeated by SOFT 'N CHEWY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
LOCKENLOAD overpowered GELEN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
XANAX defeated O PUNCHA in a exciting 1 minute gruesome contest.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ devastated SVAD BONEGRIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
I OWN INDIMAR devastated INCISOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VAIDISAVA was handily defeated by SOLDIER #1 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SPEKTER vanquished WOLFBROTHER in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was viciously subdued by YELLOW JACKET in a 3 minute duel.
SUDDEN DEATH was demolished by DRUNK DENNIS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOFFA was vanquished by SOLDIER #3 in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fray.
RIREMA handily defeated MISSION VAO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
HK-47 was savagely defeated by PUNH JENTLY in a action packed 5 minute bloody contest.
POMPEY was overpowered by N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DARTH TIMMY was overpowered by SHOWSTOPPER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  45         PARRY-RIPOSTE     46 -  27 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                      24         LUNGING ATTACK   302 - 232 -  4      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         AIMED BLOW       139 - 120 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 21         WALL OF STEEL    115 - 113 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         SLASHING ATTACK  116 - 122 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 20         PARRY-LUNGE       63 -  68 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     14         STRIKING ATTACK   93 - 116 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  62 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         TOTAL PARRY       89 - 136 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  26 -  1      35  |

Turn 576 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 15     WALL OF STEEL     11 - 12         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  6         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        14 - 10     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  9         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 10     TOTAL PARRY        5 - 16         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK   10 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        43   8  1  361 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          96  71  0  278 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757     75  95  0  256 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   CRACKED AND LEAK 82-28597  22   8  1  245 STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)
WALL OF STEEL    MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887   45  38  0  244 THE REVELATION (1582)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNIPER BEAR 1-4893         95 117  4  238 THE BLACK ZOO (4907)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   90  68  0  230 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY      PUDDING PARADE 42-3902     64  85  0  215 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            58  49  3  185 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  68  64  4  184 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DONAHAR 24-3006.  The ten other most popular fighters were PEACH NUTT 16-5298, 
ICE FOX 5-3877, THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472, ORC CHOPS 81-490, FIBULARIS 82-28877, TY 
DEL-WAVE 29-3539, BLACK ARCHER 12-3712, SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493, ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931, 
and CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480.

The least popular fighter this week was DARTH TIMMY 62-3781.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were POMPEY 40-3043, SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778, INCISOR 9-5185, GELEN 
32-4320, SLEETBOMB 62-3234, MESHARR 32-4554, GRUNT 3-6713, JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705, 
SOLDIER 2 3-6675, and WALL OF GLASS 11-5534.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           7  4 0  LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             3  5 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  5 0  
OSKSI(3)             9  7 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  6 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  4 0  ARADI(60)            7  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  3 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  8 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  6 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           4  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          8  7 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
TI(23)               0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  1 0  CAER(48)             1  1 0  DWES EG(82)         14  5 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  2 0  
MORYA(28)            2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         43   8  1  361  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                31  30  1  190  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           96  71  0  278  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        120  80  2  196  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              37  16  0  225  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 GEN. JACKSON 6-6285         21  11  1  134  THE VOLS (5429)            TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        59  34  1  214  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 INCISOR 9-5185              24  22  1   54  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           53  90  0  161  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        43  45  0  218  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 100% 14-4429                21  13  2  117  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          32  31  2  160  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      75  95  0  256  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GODFATHER OF PAIN 23-1341   22   9  2  186  PUBLIC ENEMIES (760)       TI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      67  30  1  197  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        28  17  1  141  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     101  79  0  207  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             84  67  1  230  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 CALYX 30-4151               37  38  2  197  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 MESHARR 32-4554             18  21  0   72  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           26  17  1  210  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             135 142  2  232  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 MARCIE 36-6076              28  22  1  194  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 MATTEO 38-4733              18   8  1   82  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
 SELEX 40-3039               37  13  0  200  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     30  15  1  198  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    93  67  5  238  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       29  12  0  147  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             19   8  1   81  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  88  2   40  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              42  37  0  203  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 SQUIDBOY 48-2593            68  61  1  196  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               87 169  0  192  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     32  22  0  132  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            106 134  3  239  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       57  73  3  191  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        26  28  0   58  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             40  24  3  208  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          18  12  1   87  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        91  81  1  201  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 JERRYRIG 65-3265            35  32  0  186  BLACK DIAMOND II (3155)    DAL SHANG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       23  10  0   99  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           54  54  0  201  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 EVERSTORM 69-641           103 104  2  215  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 VANISH 73-4633              32  11  1  154  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA
 REM 74-2853                 43  38  0  186  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 VOLTAGEN 78-687             59  31  0  229  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         27  14  2  170  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  22   8  1  245  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                33  37  4  200  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          55  24  8  224  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE