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Date   : 10/21/2008    Duedate: 11/03/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-579

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 MENAGERIE 26/4472      21    4  0 84.0      THE INANIMATES 73/5551                
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/4711                      THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207              
  2-TILT?!? 60/3728        68   39  0 63.6   10 KAOS 82/5443           14   11  0 56.0
    BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418                    ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                 
    THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017                    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                
    WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370                  11 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    2088 1646 24 55.9
    TPW FOREVER 60/5540                         RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                 
    THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566                      CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    BLACK DIAMOND II 65/3155                    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
  3 THE PEOPLE 40/3487    437  265  5 62.3      WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072                  
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                  
    FUCHI OWNED 81/5530                         THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288                     TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
  4 SCUM 65/3594         3245 2113 62 60.6   12 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566    5    4  0 55.6
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        13 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    986  847 12 53.8
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    BABES 36/3876                               THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    F BALLS 4/5204                           14 LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  962  847 10 53.2
    THE BEARS II 46/5588                        EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    BOY O'S 38/5570                          15 PUBLIC ENEMIE 23/760    9    8  1 52.9
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             THE PAIN GANG 12/1710                 
    THE BEARS 42/768                         16 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     156  140  0 52.7
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          DAMAGE INC. 59/3483                   
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
  5 THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1763 1246 20 58.6      OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    ALMOSTER II 98/5587                      17-THE VOLS 6/5429        14   13  0 51.9
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                        NO-HALF STEPPING 14/5445              
  6 CROSSED THIE 82/5591   24   17  1 58.5   18 CANADIAN CLU 50/5452   19   18  0 51.4
    SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267                  FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405              
    ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266                   ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/5453               
    INCONSISTENT FURY 56/1405                19-SUPE FORCES  98/5586  788  761 10 50.9
    DISPOSABLE HEROES 82/4008                   SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419          
    SISTERS OF MERCY 84/5589                    SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525          
  7 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    70   50  2 58.3      SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
  8 STREET PIZZA 18/786   299  222  4 57.4   20 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  616  601  5 50.6
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506                   LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435                BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560                   PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211                   THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251             21 SEA DOGS 51/5590        4    4  0 50.0
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279                  DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/5584             
    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                   22 MID EARTH 29/1543     262  268  3 49.4
    TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/5585                      SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                
    TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583                      VISIONIST INC II 68/2689              
  9 PUPPY POWER 40/5546   407  312  4 56.6   23 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1539 1638 22 48.4
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                  24 FANGS 9/5444         1349 1438 10 48.4
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247                 MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396             
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535             

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                27 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   52   61  0 46.0
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                28 RADIO CLASH 41/5578    89  105  1 45.9
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                       29 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  742  891  8 45.4
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406               30 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   50   65  1 43.5
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                 31 REDHORSE 56/3727      383  533  1 41.8
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                   DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407               32 RHYME TYME 55/1881     48   82  0 36.9
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
 25 FANTASIA 1/4914      1545 1691 16 47.7   33 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  687 1322  6 34.2
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  34 STORIES 49/2835       967 1901 17 33.7
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   35-MY BEST BUDS 60/5582    3    6  0 33.3
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  36 ELFQUEST 11/4928      366  775  3 32.1
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     37 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  167  357  0 31.9
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   38 CLAN GHOST B 61/5563    5   15  0 25.0
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  39-ODDS BODKINS 46/5581    0    1  0  0.0
 26 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   49   57  0 46.2

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Isle!

Prodigal Son challenged his most highly ranked eligible opponent.  Now that IS a
highlight!  Well done!  PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (45-8-1,409) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST
challenged T. ZER (9-5011) (57-24-4,284) of LETTER BOMBS.  PRODIGAL SON devastated T.
ZER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Prodigal Son is, obviously, our
chief Aimed Blow Practitioner.  Are there any arenas on the Isle in which an Aimer
does not lead the pack?

Lungers used to be the most popular style.  Back in prehistoric days.  Mod Cod is our
top Lunger.  And a very dangerous fish he is!  MOD COD (55-2638) (108-134-3,280) of
RHYME TYME fought CRAZED GOBLIN (82-9051) (92-96-2,205) of CLAN BLACKHAND.  MOD COD
vanquished CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.

Quite surprisingly, our Top Striker has an impressive record and is a danger to his
competitors!  Let's give a warm hand to Cerebral Janitor!   WIRLITZ (3-4861) (40-24-
1,264) of SORCERY COVENANT fought CEREBRAL JANITOR (18-7729) (92-68-0,262) of CENTER
FOR OLDS.  WIRLITZ was beaten by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
conflict.

Color Me Suave was most avoided by The Bears.  I congratulate both teams!  Donahar
was most challenged.  AUJARD (8-4639) (40-35-0,213) of LA PENTARCHIE fought DONAHAR
(24-3006) (49-55-1,192) of MAGIC REALM.  AUJARD demolished DONAHAR in a 1 minute
uneven fight.  One might have guessed the outcome of that fight, Aujard having the
more... I should say, the less unimpressive record.  Sorry.

Highlight:  Kaiden is still our Overall Popularity Leader.  I like her, myself.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS (42-4048) (78-58-2,211) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought KAIDEN (35-3108)
(136-143-2,203) of VIOLENT FEMS.  LIMPY TWO-SCREWS handily defeated KAIDEN in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.

Voted this cycle's favorite:  Pudding Parade.  PUDDING PARADE (42-3902) (65-86-0,196)
of COLOR ME SUAVE challenged MILES HITS THE ROAD (69-7270) (15-4-0,183) of CRUMBLING
LEAGUE.  PUDDING PARADE was outlasted by MILES HITS THE ROAD in an 8 minute Challenge
match.

Lowlight (and the very last fight of the day):  Punh Jently was voted the least
favorite warrior in our arena today.  PUNH JENTLY (16-5485) (30-46-0,76) of PUNNY
AMINALS fought GELEN (32-4320) (23-47-1,87) of RILL'S GCSC2.  PUNH JENTLY was
overpowered by GELEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

Two more lowlights:  The dead!
*  SELLING... (82-9636) (26-19-1,70) of SPREAD THE DISEASE fought SHADOW ANGEL (82-
45588) (19-16-0,85) of ANCIENT LORDS.  SELLING... executed SHADOW ANGEL in a 2 minute
brutal one-sided duel.  I have sent Shadow Angel a crate of oranges, to be enjoyed
daily as the days darken.
*  CHOKING CHICKEN (69-8734) (131-66-2,194) of YO YO TRICKS fought RIFF-RAFF (3-5710)
(96-125-4,153) of TRANSVESTITES.  CHOKING CHICKEN executed RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute
one-sided match.  Oh dear.  Somehow it adds insult to injury, being murdered by a
choking chicken.  But I have sent Riff-Raff a selection of brightly colored ostrich
feathers to wear in his hair with the outfit of his choice.

Ah... *sigh*  I've dawdled a bit.  Best get this report to the Commission's clerks
before they run the fight lists with Novgorodny Vir's contribution.  Until two weeks
hence, then, I bid you good wishes and many pumpkins!

                               Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         46   8  1  436  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638            109 134  3  291  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    96  67  5  284  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    93  68  0  276  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ICE FOX 5-3877              40  16  0  275  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    132  66  3  269  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          98 117  4  269  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         74  66  2  269  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429           115  56  1  258  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        46  45  0  256  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 *WINTER* 65-3644            38  34  1  255  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 SPUD 33-5159                59  27  0  251  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        76  63  0  247  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 CORKY 1-4285                47  41  2  245  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  54  33  1  241  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           28  18  1  239  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      61  56  0  234  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MARCIE 36-6076              31  22  1  234  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           98  72  0  229  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DONNA 36-5966               51  19  1  228  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     50  31  1  227  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         66  61  0  225  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       68  40  2  223  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SPAZ 82-6629                47  22  2  223  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    79  58  2  222  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 AUJARD 8-4639               41  35  0  221  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 KRAMER 47-5191              44  38  0  219  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HELLACIOUS 1-7541           38  16  1  219  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           57  54  0  218  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 HANA 82-24461               25   9  0  218  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        115  56  2  216  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 ELENDUR 29-2013             86  68  1  214  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      19  12  0  214  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAIONJI 73-4447             39  21  1  211  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            50  20  1  208  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          57  25  8  207  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     23  13  0  206  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 SELEX 40-3039               38  15  0  205  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            37  18  1  205  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       54  58  1  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        60  36  1  203  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 QUINTAL 18-8341             59  51  3  203  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         67  75  1  202  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 COYOTE 60-7626              39  33  2  202  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              40  25  1  201  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 GODFATHER OF PAIN 23-1341   23  10  2  201  PUBLIC ENEMIES (760)       TI
 T. ZER 9-5011               57  25  4  200  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    47  39  0  200  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 FALCON 82-11173             42  43  1  199  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        122  81  2  198  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      77  96  0  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     58  39  2  198  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 REM 74-2853                 44  40  0  198  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           39  25  1  198  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  22  11  1  198  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270  16   4  0  198  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
 LA TOUR 18-8525             47  53  0  197  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        92  83  1  196  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
-SQUIDBOY 48-2593            69  62  1  196  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          43  37  0  196  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            35  14  1  196  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         30   8  0  196  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 KAIDEN 35-3108             136 144  2  195  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            55  29  0  195  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           44  38  6  194  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     103  80  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        59  58  1  193  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 HALO 11-6189                48  23  2  193  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         52  28  0  192  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 MADONNA 60-7780             41  26  3  192  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          28  30  2  192  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HALAS 42-513                51  46  3  191  THE BEARS (768)            RODEKI
 FORK BALL 4-6244            39  15  0  191  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       92  97  2  190  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      68  32  1  190  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      65  87  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-VOLTAGEN 78-687             60  32  0  190  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          48  34  1  190  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           55  91  0  189  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      44  28  3  189  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 MOOSE 56-3459               44  66  0  189  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     34  23  0  189  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 YOBER 2-4537                31  33  1  189  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 CALYX 30-4151               37  41  2  188  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CEER 96-1537                33  40  4  188  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
-CYCLONE 60-2306             38  26  1  187  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI
-HAYWIRE 65-5413             23  13  1  187  WHO ARMED THEM? (4370)     DAL SHANG
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      17  14  0  187  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 DONAHAR 24-3006             49  56  1  186  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 OTIS 3-6501                 46  37  4  186  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       67  70  3  185  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       69  94  0  184  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  40  39  2  184  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      32  24  1  184  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     31  17  1  184  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       25  26  6  184  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 HOFFA 49-3185               88 171  0  182  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         56  66  0  182  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           30   7  3  181  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 FIREBALL 4-5486             23  13  0  181  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599   25  14  1  180  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 ZIMA 1-7750                 38  28  0  178  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 BIGFACE 82-237              19   5  0  178  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   70  65  4  177  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       58  75  3  177  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   52  48  0  176  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 RAJEREK 21-6045             30   8  0  176  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 SOAPY 65-6108               24  11  1  176  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
-JERRYRIG 65-3265            35  33  0  175  BLACK DIAMOND II (3155)    DAL SHANG
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     34  45  1  174  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          65  77  1  173  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         57  29  0  173  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      32  49  1  173  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 EVERSTORM 69-641           104 106  2  172  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            96 126  4  170  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             56  71  0  170  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 ASHANDAR 21-5694            21   6  0  169  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 HONEY 11-6368               41  69  2  168  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        31  17  1  168  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 QUASAR 18-5925              68  91  0  167  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 TONNELLE 52-3634            30  20  2  167  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 COBRA 29-4355               32  32  1  166  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 SKYWISE 11-5687             59  90  1  161  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   49 105  0  159  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            24  11  0  159  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
 WEYLUND 82-3660             53  66  1  158  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         31  24  1  158  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PEA POD 33-7338             28  17  0  157  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 DARTH SION 18-9233          34  37  1  156  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597    28  14  1  156  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           29  18  0  155  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 SANDMAN 74-2896             27  45  2  152  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         42  66  1  151  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 VANISH 73-4633              33  13  1  151  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACKHAMMER 11-6613          28  13  6  150  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          15  11  4  147  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          25  25  0  146  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       30  14  0  145  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         29  15  2  145  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 FRANK 3-5707                75 147  1  144  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       62  89  0  144  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 RAINSONG 11-6128            47  81  0  144  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         40  55  1  144  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 FOOS BALL 4-6366            20   3  1  144  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          33  33  2  141  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         32  56  1  139  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        31  18  4  139  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       25  11  0  138  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
-GEN. JACKSON 6-6285         21  12  1  138  THE VOLS (5429)            TRANSEL
-DINGO 35-3716               27  14  1  137  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BABY DUCK 50-1984           27  22  0  135  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 KARATE WRECKER 60-6693      22  20  0  134  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
-GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411         24  10  1  132  THE UPSTARTS III (5017)    ARADI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REALITY 45-4383             22   8  1  132  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  31  46  2  131  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          23   9  5  131  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      36  22  0  130  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  38  64  3  125  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-100% 14-4429                21  14  2  124  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        20  51  0  120  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     16  15  2  120  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         28  22  1  119  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GITARIOS 82--19918          24  17  1  119  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         45  40  1  118  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            37  16  1  117  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-TUBTHUMPER 48-3734          26  12  2  117  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
-RAMBLING OX 41-4280         32  19  1  116  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
 FARSHOT 11-6713             26  13  0  114  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 PAS DE QUARTIER 52-3633     20  20  1  114  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     53  83  2  112  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 ORAN JI 16-5299             26  31  1  112  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          40  26  0  111  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
-ALLAN JOHNSON 60-8232       20  10  0  111  TPW FOREVER (5540)         ARADI
-GRUNT 3-6713                29  18  1  108  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        21  14  1  108  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          28  12  3  104  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    32  25  1  103  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             30  41  2  100  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SELLING... 82-9636          27  19  2  100  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
-MOSSROCK 15-4871            26  20  2  100  GREENWARDENS (3775)        MALCORN
 ORC CHOPS 81-490            21  13  0  100  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      19  13  0  100  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG
-HOT ROD II 19-4961          24  25  1   98  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (2425 ZUWAYZA
-ANGUS 81-217                25  20  1   96  CLAN LONGBEARD (5529)      SHADOWSPIRE
 AVATAR 82-11170             24  11  0   96  WHISPERNIGHT (5072)        DWES EG
-FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    20  23  1   96  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        33  22  1   95  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-FLOR 81-263                 27  14  0   95  CULT OF BACCHUS (5523)     SHADOWSPIRE
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        29  28  0   94  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 GELEN 32-4320               24  47  1   94  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       21  51  1   94  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SPEKTER 36-4921             24  18  0   93  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 SCADDIE 42-4381             29  23  1   92  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 NUYEN NICK 81-331           20  10  3   92  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         33  63  1   91  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        28   8  1   91  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STEINBACH 30-4473           40  71  0   89  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           27  20  0   89  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 LONGSHOT 18-8981            25   7  1   89  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 RIREMA 36-6934              16   4  2   85  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
-P53 96-2409                 10   5  5   85  SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         25  20  1   82  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       26  45  0   81  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      30  26  1   79  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         22  13  1   79  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 INCISOR 9-5185              26  23  1   78  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         25  13  1   77  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
-DRALION 26-4303             20   4  0   77  MENAGERIE (4472)           CALEAM
 PAIN INDUCER 12-1365        20  13  2   76  THE PAIN GANG (1710)       RIZTAB
 MESHARR 32-4554             20  22  0   75  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         19  75  1   75  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 MATTEO 38-4733              19  10  1   75  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427         17  15  2   73  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            29  49  0   72  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 POMPEY 40-3043              21  13  0   72  THE PEOPLE (3487)          ZENSU
 MCBAIN 81-318               21  18  0   71  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          19  14  1   71  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     15  10  1   71  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
-DOLOVOR 2-5484              19  13  0   70  THE GOLDEN FISH (4367)     NIANIA
 HK-47 18-8584               31  69  0   69  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         30  47  0   69  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         29  42  2   69  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      19  17  0   69  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
-NAKHA ADIASO 56-2615        20  22  0   68  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   18  13  1   68  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 XANAX 28-4384               18   7  0   67  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 GODZILLA 46-3969            15  10  1   67  THE BEARS II (5588)        ARDIVENT
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           30  80  1   66  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SWAN 84-4414                17  12  3   66  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
-DECEPTIVE DELILA 46-4021    17  11  1   63  ODDS BODKINS (5581)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 60-7713               25  41  0   62  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-CANNIBALISTIC COW 32-4617   16  10  3   61  BARN OF HORRORS (5382)     ARVAT
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           20  11  0   60  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 FORLORN 6-6272              16  22  2   60  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SMUSH 11-6916               19   5  1   59  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-LAMERIDHOR SKO 3-6803       16  10  0   58  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
-SORAK 12-5918               16   6  0   54  FORCE OF FIVE (680)        RIZTAB
-ODALISQUE 60-8121           15   7  2   54  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
-LRB 14-4488                 14  12  0   54  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 BRIGAND 82-9639             11   6  1   51  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  91  2   50  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508        9   3  5   49  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           16   7  2   48  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   28  51  1   46  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 DAN STEPPE 19-5000          15   6  2   46  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   8   7  4   46  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 SLEETBOMB 62-3234           18  16  0   45  MONSTER RANCHER (4288)     VALAMANTIS
 FAIRUZA 61-3426             22  11  0   44  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 PAPA ROTZI 18-9551          13  10  2   44  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      15   9  1   42  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              73 148  0   38  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513           9   3  2   36  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
-DESOLATION 99-1527          10   0  4   34  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
-MAYHEM 98-1292               8   2  4   30  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5585)      SYVYN'S HILL
-IMMOLATION 99-1522           8   2  4   30  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  20  0   30  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 SLEDGE 11-6917              17  12  3   24  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588     19  17  0 ANCIENT LORDS 5574     SELLING... 82-9636        579
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710          96 126  4 TRANSVESTITES 4336     CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734   579

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Frankenbutt -- I suppose it would be speciesist for me to relate the appearance of
your nether region to the fact that you're a dwarf?  Ah, well.  It's a remarkable
portion. -- Oran Ji

Soldier #3 -- I'm not getting this.  Since you're a dwarf (lot of them around, aren't
there?), should you be awarded the LOWEST honor? -- Peach Nutt

Sunlight Splatrz -- So?  Don't expect me to clean up your messes. -- N.D. Grasse

Sudden Death -- What an evil death dude you are! -- O Puncha

Arthur Defranzo -- No, what I *meant* to do was surrender, but I couldn't get the
words out fast enough. -- Punh Jently

Galen -- Good try, but maybe you shouldn't strain yourself delving for the lowlights
every time.  Could you mix them up? -- N.D. Grasse

     N.D. -- Your wish is my command.  *smiling* -- Galen

Pork Chop -- Laugh, your super 100 fight and 70 rec down challenge, at least your
teammate deserved his win. -- Rone Bloodhouse

Mission Vao -- Ugg  Congrats on your win, I certainly didn't earn a victory that
turn. -- Selling...

Weylund -- A solid matchup, could have gone either way, I feel. -- Minotaur Crusader

Happy Apple -- Nice, nice.  Luv your name *grin*  Makes me smile. -- Half-Orc Captain

Rirema -- Woooow.  Most impressive, yes, very.  Oh, and thank you for the skills.
You teach much better than your most impressive record would suggest. -- Nakha Adiaso

Limpy Two-Screws -- Well.  All right. -- Moose

Falcon -- I know your team name is "Twelfth Circle" and all, but you need to quit
circling and start attacking.  I'd stop at three circles, max. -- Mountain Goat

James Doolittle -- Are you the one who chats with animals? -- Rem

Audie Murphy -- You're very good at that.  Thank you for offering to carry me to the
infirmary, but my ankle is okay.  You missed the bone. -- Hummingbird

Yellowjacket -- Fast. -- Sandman

Chicken Hawk -- You didn't have a weapon.  How come? -- Gazelle

The Small Cat -- It's true.  That WAS a well fought, and honorable fight. -- Crooked
Hoof

Grunt -- NICE skills you got there. -- Sleepwalker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRODIGAL SON devastated T. ZER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
SPUD demolished FLABBY-O in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE BUTCHER was vanquished by CORKY in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FORK BALL was demolished by *WINTER* in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MIYAGI'S MIATA savagely defeated YOBER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
CRIMSON BLUSH slimly lost to YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
IMAGE ENHANCER lost to LE PAIN DLG in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP was vanquished by HANA in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PUDDING PARADE was outlasted by MILES HITS THE ROAD in a 8 minute Challenge match.
FALCON overpowered MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FOOT BALL bested MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
KRAMER demolished FIREBALL in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TY DEL-WAVE handily defeated HALO in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
THE MAD CARROT devastated OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DONNA overpowered SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FLAT TOP defeated CRACKED AND LEAKING in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
DIRT BAG beat REM in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
SKINWALKER overpowered FRANK in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge conflict.
RAJEREK overpowered KOOK AROCHA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX overpowered FARSHOT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
BIGFACE overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FOOS BALL overpowered HELL WEEK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BABY DUCK was overpowered by HALF-ORC CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JACKHAMMER narrowly defeated SOFT 'N CHEWY in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
HOT TOMATO was overcome by THE BIG CAT in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
DELAWARE RUN overpowered IGOR MALMORT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
VANISH defeated RAINSONG in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
FRANKENBUTT was overcome by EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
SCADDIE demolished WOLFBROTHER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
STANLEY'S MOM savagely defeated MAGENTA in a action packed 6 minute Challenge bout.
GODZILLA devastated SLEETBOMB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DAN STEPPE was demolished by POMPEY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
MATTEO was handily defeated by ACES & EIGHTS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PAPA ROTZI was demolished by LOCKENLOAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DOC SQUEAL was overpowered by TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ORC CHOPS handily defeated DARTH TIMMY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LONGSHOT overpowered PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LORD EARL GREY won victory over HK-47 in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
ICE FOX demolished BLOWN AWAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE savagely defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute bloody brawl.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS handily defeated KAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
AUJARD demolished DONAHAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MARCIE overpowered MADONNA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
MOD COD vanquished CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUCCOTASH handily defeated ROMUALD B TUNE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
WIRLITZ was beaten by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
CRAZY FINGERS handily defeated BLACK MESSIAH in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
SPAZ viciously subdued GLITTER MARKS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal fight.
SNIPER BEAR demolished FIBULARIS in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
ACK VERT overpowered NEOPHYTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered HALAS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
ANGELIC SMURF beat CALYX in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
MARK OF THE BEAST subdued HONEY in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
BOB LE CANADIEN was viciously subdued by REDDI WHIP in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bout.
SHEPHERD MOON was beaten by PORK ROLL in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
QUINTAL was vanquished by AUDIE MURPHY in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
LA TOUR overpowered GAZELLE in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
COYOTE demolished ROY BENAVIDEZ in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
THE NOTHING was defeated by TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 2 minute contest.
IN-BRED BEAR demolished DORIE MILLER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CEER was overpowered by ELENDUR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HELLACIOUS overpowered YELLOWJACKET in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALVIN YORK bested SELEX in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES overpowered CAT IN THE HAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SPOTTED PONY devastated ZIMA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SOAPY was overpowered by GODFATHER OF PAIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BILLY MITCHELL was overcome by MINOTAUR CRUSADER in a exciting 3 minute melee.
COBRA was vanquished by UNHOLY GERBIL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GENEVIEVE handily defeated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 1 minute uneven match.
JAMES DOOLITTLE was overcome by ISAWA TADAKA in a exciting 1 minute duel.
EVERSTORM was overpowered by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CHOKING CHICKEN executed RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ETERNAL D.J. was handily defeated by RAGING PYROTHAG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SAIONJI devastated SKYWISE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
PEA POD was vanquished by SOLSBURY HILL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLEEPWALKER lost to NASTY RASH in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fray.
STRONGBOW overpowered QUASAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SANDMAN was devastated by ARTHUR BEYER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SLEEPS ALL DAY savagely defeated TONNELLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome fight.
WEYLUND savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
TRIPLE-X was demolished by OTIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
ASHANDAR overpowered RONE BLOODHOUSE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HUMMINGBIRD viciously subdued DELIA'S GONE in a action packed 2 minute bloody fight.
HOFFA overpowered PEACH NUTT in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal mismatched fight.
ORAN JI was vanquished by THE SMALL CAT in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
HARLEY THE CADAVER slimly lost to REALITY in a crowd pleasing 8 minute brutal duel.
KARATE WRECKER was subdued by CHICKEN HAWK in a popular 1 minute duel.
THOMAS FOWLER vanquished JUMPIN' in a 1 minute uneven fray.
JOLEE BINDO overpowered WALTER EHLERS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GITARIOS subdued SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute battle.
DARTH SION devastated BELY MEDVED in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
JUNGLE JUICE handily defeated STEINBACH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SALENA WARSMITH was overpowered by ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PAS DE QUARTIER viciously subdued MANUEL PEREZ in a action packed 1 minute match.
HAPPY APPLE vanquished N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RIREMA beat PTAR STONEBLADE in a popular 1 minute duel.
INCISOR overpowered SLEDGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
XANAX bested FORLORN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
VAIDISAVA vanquished SUDDEN DEATH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GUNS OF BRIXTON vanquished FAIRUZA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SELLING... executed SHADOW ANGEL in a 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BRIGAND was defeated by CONSORTIUM? in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome duel.
AVATAR devastated MESHARR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DRUNK DENNIS handily defeated FOUR OF SPADES in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SPEKTER devastated MCBAIN in a 1 minute uneven match.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was devastated by O PUNCHA in a 3 minute one-sided brawl.
NUYEN NICK overpowered SMUSH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PETE MOSS was handily defeated by SVAD BONEGRIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
WALK THE LINE was savagely defeated by YELLOW JACKET in a 4 minute competition.
DINAH MIGHT viciously subdued HOFFA in a exciting 4 minute brutal melee.
MISSION VAO narrowly defeated PAIN INDUCER in a popular 3 minute bout.
PUNH JENTLY was overpowered by GELEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  63         PARRY-RIPOSTE     46 -  30 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                      32         AIMED BLOW       151 - 132 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   26         LUNGING ATTACK   276 - 243 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         SLASHING ATTACK  119 - 107 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 21         WALL OF STEEL    122 - 121 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         PARRY-LUNGE       68 -  72 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     15         STRIKING ATTACK  102 - 114 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY      101 - 138 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         BASHING ATTACK    46 -  68 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  25 -  1      39  |

Turn 579 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL     20 -  6     LUNGING ATTACK    28 - 35         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  8         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  6     TOTAL PARRY        7 - 16         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  9                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        16 - 16     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        46   8  1  436 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           109 134  3  291 RHYME TYME (1881)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   93  68  0  276 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNIPER BEAR 1-4893         98 117  4  269 THE BLACK ZOO (4907)
WALL OF STEEL    LE PAIN DLG 18-8016        74  66  2  269 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351       76  63  0  247 THE REVELATION (1582)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          98  72  0  229 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
TOTAL PARRY      SPAZ 82-6629               47  22  2  223 LUROCIANS X (5232)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            59  51  3  203 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            49  56  1  186 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PUDDING PARADE 42-3902.  The ten other most popular fighters were STANLEY'S MOM 
98-1508, GLITTER MARKS 18-5023, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366, DINAH 
MIGHT 18-9229, WEYLUND 82-3660, HOFFA 49-3185, PEACH NUTT 16-5298, BRIGAND 82-9639, 
and TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539.

The least popular fighter this week was PUNH JENTLY 16-5485.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SMUSH 11-6916, MCBAIN 81-318, FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234, MESHARR 
32-4554, FAIRUZA 61-3426, SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778, SLEDGE 11-6917, N.D. GRASSE 16-4367, 
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524, and STEINBACH 30-4473.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           7  5 0  MORYA(28)            2  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             8  8 0  IAYE(30)             3  5 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  3 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  JHANS(36)            4  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            2  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3 14 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 1  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           6  5 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)         10 10 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      5  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         14 12 1  
TI(23)               1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  3 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         46   8  1  436  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                31  33  1  189  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           98  72  0  229  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        122  81  2  198  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              40  16  0  275  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           30   7  3  181  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        60  36  1  203  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               41  35  0  221  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 T. ZER 9-5011               57  25  4  200  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 HALO 11-6189                48  23  2  193  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        46  45  0  256  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          33  33  2  141  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    93  68  0  276  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           16   7  2   48  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         52  28  0  192  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 GODFATHER OF PAIN 23-1341   23  10  2  201  PUBLIC ENEMIES (760)       TI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      68  32  1  190  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        31  17  1  168  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     103  80  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         66  61  0  225  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       68  40  2  223  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 GELEN 32-4320               24  47  1   94  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 SPUD 33-5159                59  27  0  251  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            50  20  1  208  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 MARCIE 36-6076              31  22  1  234  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 MATTEO 38-4733              19  10  1   75  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      19  12  0  214  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     31  17  1  184  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    96  67  5  284  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       30  14  0  145  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             22   8  1  132  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 GODZILLA 46-3969            15  10  1   67  THE BEARS II (5588)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              44  38  0  219  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185               88 171  0  182  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BABY DUCK 50-1984           27  22  0  135  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     34  23  0  189  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            109 134  3  291  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        59  58  1  193  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        29  28  0   94  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 COYOTE 60-7626              39  33  2  202  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          19  14  1   71  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        92  83  1  196  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 *WINTER* 65-3644            38  34  1  255  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       25  11  0  138  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           57  54  0  218  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    132  66  3  269  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      30  26  1   79  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 SAIONJI 73-4447             39  21  1  211  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     23  13  0  206  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           29  18  0  155  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  54  33  1  241  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                33  40  4  188  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          57  25  8  207  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508        9   3  5   49  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL