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Date   : 11/04/2008    Duedate: 11/17/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-580

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 MENAGERIE 26/4472      21    5  0 80.8      4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/4711                      STUFF MARK SAYS 82/5610               
  2-TPW FOREVER 60/5540    68   39  0 63.6      4-LETTER ERRORS 82/5611               
    BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418                    4 LETTER PLACES 82/5614               
    THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017                 11 PUPPY POWER 40/5546   413  314  4 56.8
    WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370                     SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566                      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    BLACK DIAMOND II 65/3155                    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
  3 DREAMTIME 60/5618     437  265  5 62.3      PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
    THE PEOPLE 40/3487                          LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    FUCHI OWNED 81/5530                         THE INANIMATES 73/5551                
    MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288                     THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207              
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       DM ROLL-UPS 82/5615                   
  4 KAOS 82/5443           17   11  0 60.7      ACID REFLUX 82/5612                   
    ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                    12 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    2088 1647 24 55.9
    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                      RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                 
  5 SCUM 65/3594         3258 2120 62 60.6      CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072                  
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    BABES 36/3876                               BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                  
    F BALLS 4/5204                              THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE BEARS II 46/5588                        TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          13 CROSSED THIE 82/5591   26   21  1 55.3
    THE BEARS 42/768                            INCONSISTENT FURY 56/1405             
    BOY O'S 38/5570                             SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267            
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266             
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          DISPOSABLE HEROES 82/4008             
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          SISTERS OF MERCY 84/5589              
  6 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566    6    4  0 60.0   14 DARK TOADS 0 82/5609   12   10  1 54.5
  7 DARK TOGS 82/5616      71   50  2 58.7   15 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    991  850 12 53.8
    LUROCIANS X 82/5232                         THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/5602                  THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
  8 THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1766 1248 20 58.6      THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                     16 LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  963  849 10 53.1
    ALMOSTER II 98/5587                         EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    ROOKIE ARMADA 6 82/5603                  17-PUBLIC ENEMIE 23/760    9    8  1 52.9
  9 500 BPM 77/5594        90   66  2 57.7      THE PAIN GANG 12/1710                 
 10 FUNDIES 82/5601       305  226  4 57.4   18 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     158  144  0 52.3
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506                   OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560                   DAMAGE INC. 59/3483                   
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211                   GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435                OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251             19 I HATE THEM 47/5593    39   36  2 52.0
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279                  BEING JOHN CUSAK 82/5604              
    STREET PIZZA 18/786                      20-THE VOLS 6/5429        14   13  0 51.9
    OOH HAA HAA 82/5599                         NO-HALF STEPPING 14/5445              
    TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/5585                   21-CANADIAN CLU 50/5452   19   18  0 51.4
    I'M A MUPPET 82/5613                        FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405              
    LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/5596                      ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/5453               
    CYBERTEASE 82/5598                       22 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  788  761 10 50.9
    TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583                      SUPERIOR FORCES 3210 82/5595          
    SESAME STAPH 82/5600                        SUPERIOR FORCES A201 82/5597          

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    SUPE FORCES B608B 98/5586                   THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
 23 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  623  606  5 50.7      MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                       MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423                     YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
 24-SEA DOGS 51/5590        4    4  0 50.0   29 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   53   62  0 46.1
    DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/5584                30 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   49   58  0 45.8
 25-MID EARTH 29/1543     262  268  3 49.4   31 RADIO CLASH 41/5578    89  106  1 45.6
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                   32 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  743  891  8 45.5
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                 33 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   51   66  1 43.6
 26 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1545 1644 22 48.4   34 12:35 AM 82/5605       19   26  0 42.2
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     10/24/04-C 82/5606                    
 27 FANGS 9/5444         1357 1453 10 48.3      12/19/04F 82/5607                     
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/5608              
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                   SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     35 REDHORSE 56/3727      387  537  1 41.9
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                   DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                36 RHYME TYME 55/1881     50   82  0 37.9
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                   THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                       37 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  689 1325  6 34.2
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                38 STORIES 49/2835       968 1905 17 33.7
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                    VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406                  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407               39-MY BEST BUDS 60/5582    3    6  0 33.3
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 40 ELFQUEST 11/4928      371  787  3 32.0
 28 FANTASIA 1/4914      1554 1698 16 47.8      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     41-TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  167  357  0 31.9
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  42 CLAN GHOST B 61/5563    6   16  0 27.3
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  43-ODDS BODKINS 46/5581    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another edition of the Talahya fights!

     Well, Ty Del-Wave challenged Prodigal Son in an effort to take the title of
Tower Guardian. TY DEL-WAVE (29-3539) (66-61-0,225) of FORCE OF NATURE challenged
PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (46-8-1,436) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST.  TY DEL-WAVE was devastated
by PRODIGAL SON in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.  It was a very brave challenge.
Prodigal Son, our tompost Aimed Blow Practitioner, is a very formidable opponent!
And I would like to meet the eight warriors who bested him.  In any case, Ty was not
destined to be number nine.
     Here are the three highest-ranked fights.  I thought you'd want to study them:
     * MARCIE (36-6076) (31-22-1,234) of BABES challenged CEREBRAL JANITOR (18-7729)
(93-68-0,276) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MARCIE bested CEREBRAL JANITOR in a crowd pleasing
2 minute Challenge fight.  And yet, the Babes avoided that guild.  Interesting.
     * DONNA (36-5966) (51-19-1,228) of BABES challenged CORKY (1-4285) (47-41-2,245)
of LAB EXPERIMENTS.  DONNA won victory over CORKY in an action packed 4 minute
Challenge battle.
     * SUCCOTASH (33-7253) (28-18-1,239) of VEGGIES challenged MIYAGI'S MIATA (42-
4130) (61-56-0,234) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SUCCOTASH was demolished by MIYAGI'S MIATA in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
     I just noticed that there is a warrior named Gelen!  Let's see how he did:
THOMAS FOWLER (43-4472) (30-14-0,145) of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 fought GELEN (32-4320)
(24-47-1,94) of RILL'S GCSC2.  THOMAS FOWLER bested GELEN in a popular 1 minute gory
battle.  Ah.  Hmm.
     No one died.  And that's always a good thing.  I used to congratulate myself on
that fact after every party, back home.
     Color Me Suave were avoided by Babes.  Many gladiators don't wish to be avoided
by babes.  Oh well...
     It's good to see Kaiden win, since she remains our Overall Popularity Leader.
FALCON (82-11173) (42-43-1,199) of TWELFTH CIRCLE fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (136-144-
2,195) of VIOLENT FEMS.  FALCON was demolished by KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided brawl.  Kaiden, I'd like to see you challenge, if you would, please.
     This cycle's favorite is Ice Fox.  ICE FOX (5-3877) (40-16-0,275) of OF WOLF AND
MEN 4 fought SPAZ (82-6629) (47-22-2,223) of LUROCIANS X.  ICE FOX was defeated by
SPAZ in an exciting 4 minute gory match.  What made it exciting was the blood on the
white fur.
     Oh!  I wince to see that the iconoclastic N.D. Grasse was voted least popular
warrior this cycle.  GODZILLA (46-3969) (15-10-1,67) of THE BEARS II fought N.D.
GRASSE (16-4367) (19-75-1,75) of PUNNY AMINALS.    GODZILLA demolished N.D. GRASSE in
a 1 minute one-sided competition.  Perhaps the spectators thought Mr. Grasse should
have been able to beat a lower-ranked warrior with slightly more than 1/4 as many
fights as himself.  Little do they know the effort that goes into building a record
like Grasse's!
     I am late, so I shall cut this short-ish.  See you in two weeks.

                                 Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         47   8  1  452  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638            110 134  3  305  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    97  67  5  298  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    133  66  3  287  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        77  63  0  263  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 ACK VERT 18-7429           116  56  1  260  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  55  33  1  257  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
-*WINTER* 65-3644            38  34  1  255  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 MARCIE 36-6076              32  22  1  253  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-SPUD 33-5159                59  27  0  251  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      62  56  0  250  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SPAZ 82-6629                48  22  2  243  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 KRAMER 47-5191              45  38  0  242  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    80  58  2  241  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DONNA 36-5966               52  19  1  239  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           99  72  0  235  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        116  56  2  226  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        61  36  1  225  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 QUINTAL 18-8341             60  51  3  223  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-AUJARD 8-4639               41  35  0  221  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      20  12  0  221  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
-HELLACIOUS 1-7541           38  16  1  219  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        123  81  2  218  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        93  83  1  218  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
-GENEVIEVE 68-3561           57  54  0  218  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     104  80  0  215  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-ELENDUR 29-2013             86  68  1  214  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            38  18  1  213  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      69  32  1  211  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 FORK BALL 4-6244            40  15  0  211  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-SAIONJI 73-4447             39  21  1  211  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         74  67  2  210  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  23  11  1  210  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     59  39  2  209  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          58  25  8  209  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            55  30  0  209  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 KAIDEN 35-3108             137 144  2  208  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         57  66  0  208  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CORKY 1-4285                47  42  2  206  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 ICE FOX 5-3877              40  17  0  205  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
-SELEX 40-3039               38  15  0  205  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       93  97  2  204  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       70  94  0  204  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       54  59  1  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         53  28  0  203  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 REM 74-2853                 45  40  0  203  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 YOBER 2-4537                32  33  1  203  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          98 118  4  202  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 T. ZER 9-5011               57  26  4  202  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    48  39  0  202  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    93  69  0  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         66  62  0  201  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
-WIRLITZ 3-4861              40  25  1  201  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 HANA 82-24461               25  10  0  201  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
-GODFATHER OF PAIN 23-1341   23  10  2  201  PUBLIC ENEMIES (760)       TI
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       67  71  3  200  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      66  87  0  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            50  21  1  200  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 OTIS 3-6501                 47  37  4  200  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      33  24  1  200  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      77  97  0  199  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CEER 96-1537                34  40  4  199  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       68  41  2  198  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     50  32  1  198  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 COYOTE 60-7626              39  34  2  198  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270  16   4  0  198  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
-LA TOUR 18-8525             47  53  0  197  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MOOSE 56-3459               45  66  0  197  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
-SQUIDBOY 48-2593            69  62  1  196  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           45  38  6  196  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
-BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          43  37  0  196  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     23  14  0  196  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       26  26  6  194  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-HALO 11-6189                48  23  2  193  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 QUASAR 18-5925              69  91  0  192  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        46  46  0  192  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           28  19  1  192  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 EVERSTORM 69-641           105 106  2  191  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
-HALAS 42-513                51  46  3  191  THE BEARS (768)            RODEKI
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          48  35  1  191  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
-VOLTAGEN 78-687             60  32  0  190  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
 MADONNA 60-7780             41  27  3  190  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      17  15  0  190  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         67  76  1  189  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      44  29  3  189  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  41  39  2  189  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            35  15  1  189  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 GAZELLE 56-3701             57  71  0  188  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   53  48  0  187  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 FALCON 82-11173             42  44  1  187  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           39  26  1  187  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     34  24  0  187  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-HAYWIRE 65-5413             23  13  1  187  WHO ARMED THEM? (4370)     DAL SHANG
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          28  31  2  186  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SOAPY 65-6108               25  11  1  186  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         30   9  0  185  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SKINWALKER 6-6043           30   7  3  181  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HONEY 11-6368               41  70  2  180  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HOFFA 49-3185               88 172  0  178  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   70  66  4  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           55  92  0  178  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 ZIMA 1-7750                 38  29  0  178  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     31  18  1  178  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
-BIGFACE 82-237              19   5  0  178  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 COBRA 29-4355               33  32  1  176  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
-RAJEREK 21-6045             30   8  0  176  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          66  77  1  175  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 SKYWISE 11-5687             60  90  1  175  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-JERRYRIG 65-3265            35  33  0  175  BLACK DIAMOND II (3155)    DAL SHANG
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         57  30  0  174  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599   25  15  1  173  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 FIREBALL 4-5486             23  14  0  173  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 CALYX 30-4151               37  42  2  171  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     34  46  1  171  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
-RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            96 126  4  170  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        59  59  1  170  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
-ASHANDAR 21-5694            21   6  0  169  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             49  57  1  168  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        31  18  1  168  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
-TONNELLE 52-3634            30  20  2  167  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          16  11  4  167  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       63  89  0  166  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      32  50  1  165  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597    29  14  1  162  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          26  25  0  160  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 FOOS BALL 4-6366            21   3  1  160  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 WEYLUND 82-3660             53  67  1  159  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            24  12  0  158  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
-PEA POD 33-7338             28  17  0  157  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       58  76  3  156  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   49 106  0  156  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         30  15  2  156  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         42  67  1  155  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-VANISH 73-4633              33  13  1  151  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          41  26  0  150  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
-JACKHAMMER 11-6613          28  13  6  150  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         31  25  1  149  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         41  55  1  147  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       31  14  0  147  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
-FRANK 3-5707                75 147  1  144  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          34  33  2  143  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          29  12  3  141  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       26  11  0  141  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          24   9  5  141  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 SANDMAN 74-2896             27  46  2  139  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 RAINSONG 11-6128            47  82  0  138  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-GEN. JACKSON 6-6285         21  12  1  138  THE VOLS (5429)            TRANSEL
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      36  23  0  137  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        31  19  4  135  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-BABY DUCK 50-1984           27  22  0  135  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 REALITY 45-4383             23   8  1  135  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        22  14  1  135  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-KARATE WRECKER 60-6693      22  20  0  134  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
-GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411         24  10  1  132  THE UPSTARTS III (5017)    ARADI
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    33  25  1  131  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     54  83  2  129  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         46  40  1  129  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           29  19  0  127  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  38  65  3  126  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 GITARIOS 82--19918          25  17  1  126  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  31  47  2  125  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 DARTH SION 18-9233          34  38  1  124  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-100% 14-4429                21  14  2  124  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        20  52  0  124  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     16  16  2  123  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
-TUBTHUMPER 48-3734          26  12  2  117  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
-RAMBLING OX 41-4280         32  19  1  116  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         32  57  1  115  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-FARSHOT 11-6713             26  13  0  114  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-PAS DE QUARTIER 52-3633     20  20  1  114  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-ALLAN JOHNSON 60-8232       20  10  0  111  TPW FOREVER (5540)         ARADI
 ORAN JI 16-5299             26  32  1  110  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-GRUNT 3-6713                29  18  1  108  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SCADDIE 42-4381             30  23  1  105  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         28  23  1  105  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            37  17  1  102  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             30  42  2  100  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-MOSSROCK 15-4871            26  20  2  100  GREENWARDENS (3775)        MALCORN
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         26  20  1  100  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GELEN 32-4320               24  48  1  100  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
-ORC CHOPS 81-490            21  13  0  100  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      20  17  0  100  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
-ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      19  13  0  100  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG
-HOT ROD II 19-4961          24  25  1   98  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (2425 ZUWAYZA
-DOLBY JOSSEL 22-6614        20  37  0   97  MIDDLE WAY 15 (5431)       SOLVEN
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           28  20  0   96  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-AVATAR 82-11170             24  11  0   96  WHISPERNIGHT (5072)        DWES EG
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        33  23  1   93  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        29   8  1   93  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 SPEKTER 36-4921             24  19  0   92  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
-NUYEN NICK 81-331           20  10  3   92  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 RIREMA 36-6934              17   4  2   92  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         31  47  0   90  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 INCISOR 9-5185              27  23  1   90  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
-LONGSHOT 18-8981            25   7  1   89  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-DAGRDRAUG 81-297            22  23  0   89  THE DRAUGS (5533)          SHADOWSPIRE
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   19  13  1   89  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
-CLYDE 35-3665               22  19  3   88  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         26  13  1   85  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
-OZZIE CANSECO 30-4723       24  12  1   85  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 MESHARR 32-4554             21  22  0   83  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 GODZILLA 46-3969            16  10  1   81  THE BEARS II (5588)        ARDIVENT
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        29  29  0   80  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
-DRENDAN O'KAI 35-4030       22  14  0   80  CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107)    MURSKA
 NAKHA ADIASO 56-2615        21  22  0   80  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
-LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      30  26  1   79  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       21  52  1   79  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-DRALION 26-4303             20   4  0   77  MENAGERIE (4472)           CALEAM
-THE TUSKER 33-7568          21  13  0   76  RAVAGING LORDS (5383)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-PAIN INDUCER 12-1365        20  13  2   76  THE PAIN GANG (1710)       RIZTAB
 HK-47 18-8584               32  69  0   75  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SELLING... 82-9636          27  20  2   75  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         22  14  1   74  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          20  14  1   73  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATTEO 38-4733              19  11  1   73  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
-SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427         17  15  2   73  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
-POMPEY 40-3043              21  13  0   72  THE PEOPLE (3487)          ZENSU
-MCBAIN 81-318               21  18  0   71  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           21  11  0   71  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          10   3  2   71  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         33  64  1   70  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 HOFFA 60-7713               25  42  0   69  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            29  50  0   68  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     15  11  1   68  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         29  43  2   66  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-SWAN 84-4414                17  12  3   66  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
 XANAX 28-4384               18   8  0   65  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         19  76  1   63  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 ONE MAN ARMY 82-28261        9   4  0   63  ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (5603)     DWES EG
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           30  81  1   62  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-FORLORN 6-6272              16  22  2   60  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 STEINBACH 30-4473           40  72  0   59  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-SMUSH 11-6916               19   5  1   59  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-CYPRIAN 38-4763             18   3  1   58  OLD SCHOOL (5592)          CLIFFHOME
-LAMERIDHOR SKO 3-6803       16  10  0   58  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
 PAPA ROTZI 18-9551          14  10  2   56  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           17   7  2   55  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-N.I.B. 10-5860              16   5  2   55  SABBATH (5617)             KOLACT
-AGENT 99 21-5840            15   9  1   55  MINISTRY OF SKA (5008)     SUNSET
-WAIF 1-8160                 17   3  0   54  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 DAN STEPPE 19-5000          16   6  2   54  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 BRIGAND 82-9639             11   7  1   54  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG
-DIONYSUS 38-4764            15   6  1   52  OLD SCHOOL (5592)          CLIFFHOME
-SPIRITWALKER 60-8431        15   5  1   51  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       26  46  0   50  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  92  2   47  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-SLEETBOMB 62-3234           18  16  0   45  MONSTER RANCHER (4288)     VALAMANTIS
 STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508        9   4  5   45  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   28  52  1   44  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-MAGENTA 3-5711              73 148  0   38  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-DICK TATER 18-8675          11   2  0   35  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      15  10  1   34  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  21  0   32  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
-SLEDGE 11-6917              17  12  3   24  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 FAIRUZA 61-3426             22  12  0   13  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Hoffa -- Good gods, I didn't realize there were any of you still active! -- Peach
Nutt
P.S.  If you can call that active.

The Small Cat -- I thought I *did* put the catfood out?  I'm sure I did!  And the
blanket in the box and everything.  Please try to restrain the climbing spikes when
you want to ask for more. -- Oran Ji

Happy Apple -- You didn't keep the doctor away.  Maybe I need an unhappy apple for
this? -- N.D. Grasse

Earthquake Excuse -- That one doesn't fly. -- O Puncha

Gelen -- Rise faster! -- Punh Jently

Falcon -- You hit very well. -- Mountain Goat

Dirt Bag -- You hit very nastily. -- Rem

La Tour -- I know it was only a minute, but I swear you scummed me.  Didn't feel a
thing! -- Gazelle

Arthur Beyer -- I don't think so. -- Sandman

Everstorm -- I won!  Neener-neener! -- Crooked Hoof

8 October 2008
Hail Alastarians!
     Allow me to introduce myself.  I am Vanek, manager of the Warmasters in the No-
Tourney arena of Shadowspire.  I come to you with a public service announcement.
Some of you may already be aware of Shadowspire and some of you may not realize what
exactly you're missing.  This isn't your average arena.  This is Shadowspire, a large
and very active arena where role-playing is encouraged; many managers are active both
the personal ads and the D2 forums online, and excitement reigns with many grudge
matches from turn to turn.
     If you haven't checked arena 81 out, I urge you to do so.  After returning to
the game almost 2 years ago, after a 15+ year hiatus, I was looking to try and
recapture the magic of the game I remembered from my youth.  After finding my first
two arenas lacking, I almost quit the game again.  That was until I found the newly
opening Shadowspire.  It was here that I found the magic and excitement that I
remembered.  I truly love this arena and am sure you will too if given a chance.
Rookie or experienced veteran, it matters not.  Both have come together here to
successfully make an arena with plenty of competition to challenge the vets, yet with
the no tourney format, friendly enough for the novices to get their feet wet and
learn (or relearn) the game.  When I say that even novices can find success here, I
speak from personal experience.  I still consider myself a "newbie" to the game but
have found plenty of success with my first two Duelmaster titles and two ADM
graduates to date.
     I encourage you all to check out the D2 forums at www.reality.com/duel2/ and
look over both the Shadowspire newsletter and DM-81 forum section at the bottom of
the page.  The forum banter and personal ads help to clearly show that the "old
school" feel for the game is still alive and well here in Shadowspire.
     Also, if you're a former Shadowspire manager who is currently away, I encourage
you to return and help continue to make this one of the most entertaining arenas in
the game today!
     I hope to see many new faces in the near future and am excited to see the return
of some of the old faces whom have been away!
     Sincerely,
          Vanek

8 October 2008
After 17 long years they are finally cutting the Cowboy loose.  Red & stinging, my
hand is now sufficiently slapped.  The state of Texas' boot print is stamped across
my ***... Uncle Damnit!  I am only 34 (think about it...) so plenty of time to
reinvent myself...prospects are great.  After wading through the culture shock I hope
to be amongst you soon, dishing out paper "w"itch slaps and taking my share of them
from you.  See you @ the Winter face '09?  Only time will tell.  Good luck. --
CFH/Rat Salad, 5 Below Zero and an assortment of other underachieving thugs.
P.S.  Contact info coming soon for those who want it; email and all that other fun
sh...stuff.  *grin*  Sorry Ed.

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
                *****************************************************
                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARCIE bested CEREBRAL JANITOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
DONNA won victory over CORKY in a action packed 4 minute Challenge battle.
SUCCOTASH was demolished by MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TY DEL-WAVE was devastated by PRODIGAL SON in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
FOOT BALL was devastated by YELLOWJACKET in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
THE BUTCHER bested IMAGE ENHANCER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP was overpowered by CAT IN THE HAT in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
FLAT TOP was viciously subdued by KRAMER in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
DIRT BAG defeated GLITTER MARKS in a exciting 5 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
CEER overpowered STRONGBOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FIREBALL was demolished by YOBER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
T. ZER was savagely defeated by CRIMSON BLUSH in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SOAPY overcame PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
COBRA defeated ROY BENAVIDEZ in a action packed 1 minute Challenge struggle.
FOOS BALL handily defeated DELAWARE RUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HOT TOMATO devastated SANDMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
KOOK AROCHA overpowered EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DINAH MIGHT was overpowered by SCADDIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DAN STEPPE viciously subdued EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
PETE MOSS won victory over PALANTIRIATHALASA in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
PAPA ROTZI handily defeated FOUR OF SPADES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MATTEO slimly lost to INCISOR in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
THE MAD CARROT defeated UNHOLY GERBIL in a exciting 4 minute gory duel.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE vanquished FIBULARIS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS demolished MADONNA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
MOD COD handily defeated JAMES DOOLITTLE in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
AUDIE MURPHY overcame LE PAIN DLG in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
ALVIN YORK defeated SNIPER BEAR in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ICE FOX was defeated by SPAZ in a exciting 4 minute gory match.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES was defeated by ROMUALD B TUNE in a exciting 2 minute bout.
CRAZY FINGERS was beaten by QUINTAL in a 2 minute fray.
CHOKING CHICKEN subdued NEOPHYTE in a action packed 1 minute contest.
HANA was overpowered by SPOTTED PONY in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE demolished RAGING PYROTHAG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLACK ARCHER was defeated by OTIS in a 2 minute match.
ACK VERT subdued SHEPHERD MOON in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
ANGELIC SMURF vanquished BOB LE CANADIEN in a action packed 3 minute one-sided bout.
MARK OF THE BEAST handily defeated CHICKEN HAWK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a exciting 8 minute fight.
REDDI WHIP won victory over HONEY in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
PORK ROLL handily defeated WEYLUND in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOOSE bested ARTHUR BEYER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SOLSBURY HILL overcame OZYMANDIAS in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
HUMMINGBIRD savagely defeated ISAWA TADAKA in a popular 2 minute gruesome battle.
IN-BRED BEAR was savagely defeated by SLEEPS ALL DAY in a action packed 1 minute bout.
FLABBY-O was overcome by BLACK MESSIAH in a exciting 1 minute duel.
CROOKED HOOF was demolished by QUASAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
COYOTE was subdued by CRACKED AND LEAKING in a popular 1 minute fight.
DONAHAR was handily defeated by GAZELLE in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
PUDDING PARADE overpowered TRIPLE-X in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
FALCON was demolished by KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CALYX was demolished by EVERSTORM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
REM overpowered BILLY MITCHELL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN overpowered MINOTAUR CRUSADER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FORK BALL handily defeated ETERNAL D.J. in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
SQUIRREL KILLER devastated ZIMA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE BIG CAT was devastated by BELY MEDVED in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
HALF-ORC CAPTAIN luckily beat ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a popular 1 minute fight.
DORIE MILLER was overpowered by SKYWISE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was beaten by WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 1 minute battle.
DARTH SION was vanquished by HAPPY APPLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE NOTHING vanquished RONE BLOODHOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
IGOR MALMORT overpowered SLEEPWALKER in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
PEACH NUTT overpowered JUMPIN' in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
ORAN JI was devastated by JOLEE BINDO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
REALITY subdued HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 2 minute duel.
THOMAS FOWLER bested GELEN in a popular 1 minute gory battle.
DELIA'S GONE was viciously subdued by SOFT 'N CHEWY in a exciting 2 minute melee.
SALENA WARSMITH vanquished JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute uneven match.
FRANKENBUTT overpowered WALTER EHLERS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
HELL WEEK was handily defeated by SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NASTY RASH beat VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 3 minute bloody contest.
THE SMALL CAT overpowered RAINSONG in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
GITARIOS overpowered SPEKTER in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
MISSION VAO was devastated by PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SELLING... was overpowered by SHADOW ANGEL in a 2 minute uneven duel.
YELLOW JACKET was subdued by PTAR STONEBLADE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
MANUEL PEREZ savagely defeated HOFFA in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
SVAD BONEGRIN was demolished by DRUNK DENNIS in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
XANAX was narrowly defeated by NAKHA ADIASO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
VAIDISAVA overpowered STANLEY'S MOM in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRIGAND was subdued by HK-47 in a popular 6 minute duel.
ONE MAN ARMY viciously subdued WALK THE LINE in a action packed 3 minute bloody bout.
STEINBACH was viciously subdued by DOC SQUEAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MESHARR defeated GUNS OF BRIXTON in a 2 minute competition.
CONSORTIUM? devastated O PUNCHA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
RIREMA vanquished WOLFBROTHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven melee.
TREESTUMP was demolished by DARTH TIMMY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUDDEN DEATH was vanquished by LOCKENLOAD in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FAIRUZA was overpowered by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 4 minute mismatched competition.
GODZILLA demolished N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  48         PARRY-RIPOSTE     46 -  28 -  0      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         SLASHING ATTACK  116 - 102 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      24         AIMED BLOW       146 - 131 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         LUNGING ATTACK   270 - 243 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         WALL OF STEEL    126 - 117 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         STRIKING ATTACK  102 - 106 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     14         PARRY-LUNGE       64 -  78 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       96 - 135 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    47 -  67 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  26 -  1      38  |

Turn 580 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     AIMED BLOW        11 - 13         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    8 - 10         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     14 - 10     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 10         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    26 - 22     PARRY-LUNGE        4 - 10         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        47   8  1  452 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           110 134  3  305 RHYME TYME (1881)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351       77  63  0  263 THE REVELATION (1582)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429          116  56  1  260 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
TOTAL PARRY      SPAZ 82-6629               48  22  2  243 LUROCIANS X (5232)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          99  72  0  235 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
WALL OF STEEL    AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160       116  56  2  226 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            60  51  3  223 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       93  83  1  218 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
PARRY-STRIKE     TALKIN' CAMEL WAL 30-4586  41  39  2  189 GAMEHENDGE (5119)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ICE FOX 5-3877.  The ten other most popular fighters were GLITTER MARKS 18-5023, 
BRIGAND 82-9639, DONNA 36-5966, KRAMER 47-5191, THE MAD CARROT 40-3862, UNHOLY GERBIL 
82-24046, ONE MAN ARMY 82-28261, THE BUTCHER 21-5374, HOFFA 49-3185, and XANAX 
28-4384.

The least popular fighter this week was N.D. GRASSE 16-4367.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778, TREESTUMP 11-6369, HOFFA 60-7713, MISSION 
VAO 18-8891, HELL WEEK 3-6695, WALTER EHLERS 3-6675, JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705, ORAN JI 
16-5299, JUMPIN' 11-6704, and RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  5 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  IAYE(30)             3  5 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  7 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  JHANS(36)            3  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  9 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  3 0  RODEKI(42)           7  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7 10 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         10 14 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
MORYA(28)            2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         47   8  1  452  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                32  33  1  203  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           99  72  0  235  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        123  81  2  218  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              40  17  0  205  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        61  36  1  225  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 T. ZER 9-5011               57  26  4  202  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 HONEY 11-6368               41  70  2  180  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        46  46  0  192  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          34  33  2  143  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 ACK VERT 18-7429           116  56  1  260  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           17   7  2   55  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         53  28  0  203  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      69  32  1  211  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        31  18  1  168  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     104  80  0  215  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         66  62  0  201  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      33  24  1  200  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 GELEN 32-4320               24  48  1  100  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           28  19  1  192  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             137 144  2  208  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 MARCIE 36-6076              32  22  1  253  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 MATTEO 38-4733              19  11  1   73  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      20  12  0  221  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     31  18  1  178  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    97  67  5  298  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       31  14  0  147  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             23   8  1  135  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 GODZILLA 46-3969            16  10  1   81  THE BEARS II (5588)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              45  38  0  242  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185               88 172  0  178  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     34  24  0  187  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            110 134  3  305  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         57  66  0  208  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        29  29  0   80  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 COYOTE 60-7626              39  34  2  198  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          20  14  1   73  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        93  83  1  218  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            38  18  1  213  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       26  11  0  141  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    133  66  3  287  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 REM 74-2853                 45  40  0  203  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         30  15  2  156  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  55  33  1  257  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                34  40  4  199  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          58  25  8  209  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          10   3  2   71  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL