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Date   : 11/18/2008    Duedate: 12/01/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-581

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CALL TO THUND 7/4711   21    6  0 77.8      SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
  2 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566    7    4  0 63.6      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
  3 DREAMTIME 60/5618     439  267  5 62.2      VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    THE PEOPLE 40/3487                          PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    FUCHI OWNED 81/5530                         SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288                     THE INANIMATES 73/5551                
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207              
  4 SCUM 65/3594         3268 2127 63 60.6      ACID REFLUX 82/5612                   
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         DM ROLL-UPS 82/5615                   
    THE BEARS II 46/5588                     11 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    2100 1653 24 56.0
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                 
    BABES 36/3876                               CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    F BALLS 4/5204                              AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072                  
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    THE BEARS 42/768                            THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                          BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                  
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                     12-DARK TOADS 0 82/5609   12   10  1 54.5
    BOY O'S 38/5570                          13 CROSSED THIE 82/5591   27   23  1 54.0
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          INCONSISTENT FURY 56/1405             
    1949 YANKEES 63/5620                        SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267            
  5 KAOS 82/5443           19   13  1 59.4      ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266             
    ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                       DISPOSABLE HEROES 82/4008             
    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                      SISTERS OF MERCY 84/5589              
  6 MY HEROES! 82/4199   1769 1252 20 58.6   14 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    995  854 12 53.8
    THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491                       THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    ROOKIE ARMADA 6 82/5603                     THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    THIS SUCKS 96/5378                          THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                     15 LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  965  850 10 53.2
    ALMOSTER II 98/5587                         EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
  7 DARK TOGS 82/5616      71   51  2 58.2   16 DEATH MOB 4 21/5619    11   10  0 52.4
    LUROCIANS X 82/5232                      17-I HATE THEM 47/5593    39   36  2 52.0
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/5602                  BEING JOHN CUSAK 82/5604              
  8-500 BPM 77/5594        90   66  2 57.7   18 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     160  149  0 51.8
  9 FUNDIES 82/5601       310  231  5 57.3      OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560                   DAMAGE INC. 59/3483                   
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506                   OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211                   GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435                OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251                GEMSTONE BEASTS 32/5622               
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279               19-CANADIAN CLU 50/5452   19   18  0 51.4
    STREET PIZZA 18/786                         FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405              
    4 LETTER PLACES 82/5614                     ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/5453               
    I'M A MUPPET 82/5613                     20-SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  788  761 10 50.9
    4-LETTER ERRORS 82/5611                     SUPERIOR FORCES 3210 82/5595          
    LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/5596                      SUPERIOR FORCES A201 82/5597          
    SESAME STAPH 82/5600                        SUPE FORCES B608B 98/5586             
    OOH HAA HAA 82/5599                      21 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  631  610  5 50.8
    STUFF MARK SAYS 82/5610                     LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    CYBERTEASE 82/5598                          BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                      PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
 10 PUPPY POWER 40/5546   416  318  4 56.7      THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 22 SEA DOGS 51/5590        4    4  0 50.0      YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    DUNGEON CELL 66 82/5621                     CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
 23 MID EARTH 29/1543     264  270  3 49.4      THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                   27 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   54   63  0 46.2
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                 28 RADIO CLASH 41/5578    90  106  1 45.9
 24 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1556 1645 22 48.6   29 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  743  892  8 45.4
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  30 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   49   59  0 45.4
 25 FANGS 9/5444         1369 1464 10 48.3   31 PUBLIC ENEMIE 23/760    9   11  1 45.0
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                   THE PAIN GANG 12/1710                 
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 32 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   52   67  1 43.7
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     33-12:35 AM 82/5605       19   26  0 42.2
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                   10/24/04-C 82/5606                    
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/5608              
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                   12/19/04F 82/5607                     
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                       34 REDHORSE 56/3727      390  542  1 41.8
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406                  DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                35 RHYME TYME 55/1881     51   83  0 38.1
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407                  THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 36 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  689 1330  6 34.1
 26 FANTASIA 1/4914      1563 1705 16 47.8   37 STORIES 49/2835       970 1908 17 33.7
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   38 ELFQUEST 11/4928      376  799  3 32.0
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      39-TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  167  357  0 31.9
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                   40 CLAN GHOST B 61/5563    7   17  0 29.2

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Grey Lady's most beloved arena!

     I'm pleased to report that our Tower Guardian challenged!  Were we to also see
a column from the Son, I would be pleased beyond words!  PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (47-
8-1,452) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (110-134-3,305) of RHYME
TYME.  PRODIGAL SON devastated MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title
fight.
     CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) (61-36-1,225) of VENGEANCE SEEKERS challenged SPAZ (82-
6629) (48-22-2,243) of LUROCIANS X.  CRIMSON BLUSH demolished SPAZ in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Why do I mention this fight?  Uh... well,
Crimson showed some fine skill there.
     MIYAGI'S MIATA (42-4130) (62-56-0,250) of COLOR ME SUAVE challenged RAGING
PYROTHAG (74-3320) (23-14-0,196) of GEMSTONE CREATIONS.  MIYAGI'S MIATA devastated
RAGING PYROTHAG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  Mr. Pyrothag was this
cycle's most challenged warrior, which is a bit surprising considering that he does
have a winning record -- and not being that experienced, you wouldn't expect him to
teach well.
     MR. WRINKLE-FREE (42-3880) (97-67-5,298) of COLOR ME SUAVE challenged
OZYMANDIAS (18-9068) (28-31-2,186) of PENTARCHIE-18.  MR. WRINKLE-FREE overpowered
OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Mr. Wrinkle-Free is our top
Lunger.  Hmm.... it was over 100 points down to a warrior with about one-third his
experience.  I can't say that this win was at all surprising, although the
challenge itself, perhaps, was.  Then again, perhaps it was arranged between the
managers, eh?
     FLAT TOP (35-3533) (50-21-1,200) of THE BEARS challenged PUDDING PARADE (42-
3902) (66-87-0,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  FLAT TOP vanquished PUDDING PARADE in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  A good challenge, and a thrilling --
if short -- fight.  Well done!
     Color Me Suave were avoided by F Balls.  Wisely done!
     There were three deaths this cycle!
     *  SHADOW ANGEL (82-45588) (20-17-0,100) of ANCIENT LORDS fought SPIRITWALKER
(60-8431) (15-5-1,51) of DREAMTIME.  SHADOW ANGEL easily killed SPIRITWALKER in a 1
minute one-sided struggle.  Coming all too close to living up to his name,
Spiritwalker was of course revived in the infirmary.  And to ease his resurrection
hangover I've sent him a gift certificate for an all-day soak in the Fizzy Haven
Mineral Baths.
     *  REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (58-25-8,209) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought HONEY (11-
6368) (41-70-2,180) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  REDDI WHIP killed HONEY in an action
packed 1 minute bout.  Ah... Honey, Honey, Honey... for you, my dear, dinner at one
of Talahya's finest restaurants and a second-row seat to see the latest D.J. Wilder
romantic comedy, Every Wizard's Dream.
     *  DICK TATER (18-8675) (11-2-0,35) of FUNKY FOLK fought PAIN INDUCER (12-
1365) (20-13-2,76) of THE PAIN GANG.  DICK TATER put to death PAIN INDUCER in an
action packed 2 minute competition.  So young to die!  But since Mr. Inducer has
been brought back to life, let a planter box of yellow chrysanthemums ease the
aftereffects of resurrection with their cheery... yellowness.
     Naturally, Kaiden is once again our Overall Popularity Leader, this time
defeating a noted Elven hero.  ELENDUR (29-2013) (86-68-1,214) of MID EARTH fought
KAIDEN (35-3108) (137-144-2,208) of VIOLENT FEMS.  ELENDUR was overpowered by
KAIDEN in an action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
     And this cycle's favorite is Halo.  HALO (11-6189) (48-23-2,193) of NEVERWAKE
fought WALL OF GLASS (11-5534) (63-89-0,166) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  HALO
overpowered WALL OF GLASS in an exciting 7 minute gruesome mismatched bout.  Well
done!  And the fight lasted long enough to take notes, which is always a plus for a
spyreporter.
     And now, alas, I must take my leave.  Until the fortnight and well past the
great harvest feast, fare you all well, my friends.

                                              Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         48   8  1  463  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    134  66  3  311  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    98  67  5  305  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        78  63  0  280  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 ACK VERT 18-7429           117  56  1  270  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      63  56  0  264  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    81  58  2  259  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-*WINTER* 65-3644            38  34  1  255  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
-MARCIE 36-6076              32  22  1  253  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-SPUD 33-5159                59  27  0  251  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 DONNA 36-5966               53  19  1  250  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        62  36  1  249  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        117  56  2  243  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        124  81  2  240  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 QUINTAL 18-8341             61  51  3  233  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FORK BALL 4-6244            41  15  0  229  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 KAIDEN 35-3108             138 144  2  228  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          59  25  9  225  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     105  80  0  223  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      70  32  1  222  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
-AUJARD 8-4639               41  35  0  221  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      20  12  0  221  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
-HELLACIOUS 1-7541           38  16  1  219  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              39  18  1  218  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            56  30  0  216  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       94  97  2  215  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ICE FOX 5-3877              41  17  0  215  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270  17   4  0  215  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          99 118  4  213  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       55  59  1  213  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-DIRT BAG 65-4832            38  18  1  213  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          49  35  1  212  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       71  94  0  211  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            51  21  1  211  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           46  38  6  211  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              41  25  1  211  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
-SAIONJI 73-4447             39  21  1  211  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REM 74-2853                 46  40  0  210  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    94  69  0  209  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      78  97  0  208  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUASAR 18-5925              70  91  0  208  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     51  32  1  207  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SELEX 40-3039               39  15  0  207  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         74  68  2  206  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       68  42  2  206  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      34  24  1  206  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         57  67  0  205  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           40  26  1  205  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 EVERSTORM 69-641           106 106  2  204  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         53  28  0  203  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-T. ZER 9-5011               57  26  4  202  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  55  34  1  202  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         66  63  0  201  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            36  15  1  201  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 MOD COD 55-2638            110 135  3  200  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       67  72  3  200  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     59  40  2  200  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           57  55  0  200  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 MADONNA 60-7780             42  27  3  200  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 HALO 11-6189                49  23  2  199  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      45  29  3  199  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           99  73  0  198  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        93  84  1  198  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      66  88  0  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CORKY 1-4285                47  43  2  198  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CEER 96-1537                34  41  4  198  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 SPAZ 82-6629                48  23  2  197  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
-LA TOUR 18-8525             47  53  0  197  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FALCON 82-11173             43  44  1  197  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            25  12  0  197  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
-BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          43  37  0  196  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 OTIS 3-6501                 47  38  4  195  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        46  47  0  194  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 KRAMER 47-5191              45  39  0  194  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  23  12  1  194  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 COYOTE 60-7626              39  35  2  193  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 MOOSE 56-3459               45  67  0  192  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         43  67  1  192  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     34  25  0  192  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253           28  19  1  192  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-HALAS 42-513                51  46  3  191  THE BEARS (768)            RODEKI
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      17  16  0  191  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 ELENDUR 29-2013             86  69  1  190  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 YOBER 2-4537                32  34  1  190  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 SCRAG 82-1704               15  13  0  190  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 LUDO 18-708                 56  62  2  189  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    48  40  0  189  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     23  15  0  189  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         67  77  1  188  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   53  49  0  188  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          28  32  2  188  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             57  72  0  187  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 COBRA 29-4355               34  32  1  187  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 RAJEREK 21-6045             31   8  0  186  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     35  46  1  185  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     32  18  1  185  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597    30  14  1  185  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         30  10  0  185  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 FIREBALL 4-5486             24  14  0  185  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  41  40  2  184  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 ZIMA 1-7750                 39  29  0  183  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           30   8  3  183  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       26  27  6  182  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 49-3185               88 173  0  180  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   71  66  4  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HONEY 11-6368               41  71  2  180  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 SOAPY 65-6108               25  12  1  180  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 BIGFACE 82-237              20   5  0  180  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          67  77  1  177  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         58  30  0  177  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   50 106  0  174  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          27  25  0  174  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 HANA 82-24461               25  11  0  173  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        60  59  1  172  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 GODFATHER OF PAIN 23-1341   23  11  2  172  PUBLIC ENEMIES (760)       TI
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       63  90  0  171  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            96 126  4  170  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      32  51  1  169  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          17  11  4  169  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           55  93  0  168  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SKYWISE 11-5687             60  91  1  167  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-TONNELLE 52-3634            30  20  2  167  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599   25  16  1  167  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 LARG JOHN 82-8616           15  11  0  164  THE MUSIC MAN (5491)       DWES EG
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       58  77  3  163  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        23  14  1  163  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       27  11  0  162  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 REALITY 45-4383             24   8  1  161  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
-FOOS BALL 4-6366            21   3  1  160  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ASHANDAR 21-5694            21   7  0  159  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        31  19  1  158  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 WEYLUND 82-3660             53  68  1  157  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         30  16  2  157  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-PEA POD 33-7338             28  17  0  157  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 DONAHAR 24-3006             49  58  1  155  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          30  12  3  154  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SANDMAN 74-2896             28  46  2  154  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-VANISH 73-4633              33  13  1  151  THE INANIMATES (5551)      ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          41  27  0  150  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          24  10  5  146  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CALYX 30-4151               37  43  2  145  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-FRANK 3-5707                75 147  1  144  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 JACKHAMMER 11-6613          28  14  6  144  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     54  84  2  143  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      37  23  0  141  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        32  19  4  140  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARTH SION 18-9233          35  38  1  139  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         47  40  1  138  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    34  25  1  138  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 FARSHOT 11-6713             27  13  0  136  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       31  15  0  135  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
-BABY DUCK 50-1984           27  22  0  135  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 GITARIOS 82--19918          25  18  1  135  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 RIREMA 36-6934              18   4  2  135  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
-KARATE WRECKER 60-6693      22  20  0  134  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         41  56  1  133  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  31  48  2  133  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 SCADDIE 42-4381             31  23  1  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           30  19  0  131  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          34  34  2  128  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        20  53  0  126  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      21  17  1  125  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  38  66  3  124  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         32  58  1  120  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 VASSAL 18-7637              31  17  2  120  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 ORAN JI 16-5299             26  33  1  120  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     16  17  2  117  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         31  26  1  114  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         28  24  1  114  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-PAS DE QUARTIER 52-3633     20  20  1  114  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 RAINSONG 11-6128            47  83  0  113  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         27  20  1  111  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-THIMBELL 33-4836            24  37  0  109  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 AVATAR 82-11170             25  11  0  106  WHISPERNIGHT (5072)        DWES EG
-CHUCK ELVIS 40-4235         26  25  0  103  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
-TIMES 19-4908               21  40  0  103  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (2425 ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INCISOR 9-5185              28  23  1  100  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
-ORC CHOPS 81-490            21  13  0  100  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      19  14  0  100  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            37  18  1   98  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        30   8  1   98  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           29  20  0   98  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 NUYEN NICK 81-331           20  11  3   97  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
-DOLBY JOSSEL 22-6614        20  37  0   97  MIDDLE WAY 15 (5431)       SOLVEN
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          11   3  2   97  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 SPEKTER 36-4921             24  20  0   95  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 MESHARR 32-4554             22  22  0   95  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 ONE MAN ARMY 82-28261       10   4  0   95  ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (5603)     DWES EG
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     16  11  1   93  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 DICK TATER 18-8675          12   2  1   93  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           22  11  0   92  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 LONGSHOT 18-8981            26   7  1   91  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-LONG BEACH LILA 7-5862      24  19  0   91  BEACH BABES (4207)         BONSUR
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   20  13  1   91  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         27  13  1   89  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
-MEMNOCK 46-3982             23  19  1   89  INFERNAL LORDS (696)       ARDIVENT
-DAGRDRAUG 81-297            22  23  0   89  THE DRAUGS (5533)          SHADOWSPIRE
-CLYDE 35-3665               22  19  3   88  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          17   4  1   86  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
-OZZIE CANSECO 30-4723       24  12  1   85  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          21  14  1   85  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         23  14  1   83  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       22  52  1   83  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 DEXTER 81-452               23  16  0   80  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
-DRENDAN O'KAI 35-4030       22  14  0   80  CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107)    MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      30  26  1   79  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
-MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     21  14  2   79  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         34  64  1   77  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 GELEN 32-4320               24  49  1   77  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
-THE TUSKER 33-7568          21  13  0   76  RAVAGING LORDS (5383)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         30  43  2   75  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-SELLING... 82-9636          27  20  2   75  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
-SOLAR ERUPTION 29-5031      21   9  3   75  VENUSIANS (4368)           LAPUR
 XANAX 28-4384               19   8  0   75  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        29  30  0   74  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 MCBAIN 81-318               22  18  0   74  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         31  48  0   73  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             30  43  2   73  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-DEMOCRITUS 12-6611          20  11  2   73  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    20  24  1   73  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
-POMPEY 40-3043              21  13  0   72  THE PEOPLE (3487)          ZENSU
 GODZILLA 46-3969            16  11  1   72  THE BEARS II (5588)        ARDIVENT
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        33  24  1   71  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            29  51  0   70  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 STEINBACH 30-4473           41  72  0   69  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-ELINDOR IMARDA 25-5381      18  14  1   69  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 MATTEO 38-4733              19  12  1   68  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           31  81  1   65  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 HOFFA 60-7713               25  43  0   65  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 DIMAGGIO 63-2705            17   4  0   65  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 SCOURGE 18-7847             23  17  0   63  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         19  77  1   63  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 FORLORN 6-6272              17  22  2   62  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SMUSH 11-6916               20   5  1   61  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 PAIN INTICER II 12-1414     18  14  1   61  THE PAIN GANG (1710)       RIZTAB
-CYPRIAN 38-4763             18   3  1   58  OLD SCHOOL (5592)          CLIFFHOME
-BEAST XVII 60-8303          15  12  1   58  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508        9   5  5   58  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 PAIN INDUCER 12-1365        20  14  2   56  THE PAIN GANG (1710)       RIZTAB
 DAN STEPPE 19-5000          16   7  2   56  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-N.I.B. 10-5860              16   5  2   55  SABBATH (5617)             KOLACT
-AGENT 99 21-5840            15   9  1   55  MINISTRY OF SKA (5008)     SUNSET
 HK-47 18-8584               32  70  0   54  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           17   8  2   54  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 SPIRITWALKER 60-8431        15   6  1   54  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
-BRIGAND 82-9639             11   7  1   54  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  93  2   53  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-DIONYSUS 38-4764            15   6  1   52  OLD SCHOOL (5592)          CLIFFHOME
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       26  47  0   51  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 PAPA ROTZI 18-9551          14  11  2   49  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
-SLEETBOMB 62-3234           18  16  0   45  MONSTER RANCHER (4288)     VALAMANTIS
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   28  53  1   43  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      16  10  1   43  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MAGENTA 3-5711              73 148  0   38  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  22  0   25  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 SLEDGE 11-6917              17  13  3   24  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 FAIRUZA 61-3426             22  13  0   23  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
SPIRITWALKER 60-8431      15   6  1 DREAMTIME 5618         SHADOW ANGEL 82-45588     581
HONEY 11-6368             41  71  2 SCARLET KNIGHTS 4372   REDDI WHIP 97-1636        581
PAIN INDUCER 12-1365      20  14  2 THE PAIN GANG 1710     DICK TATER 18-8675        581

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Jumpin' -- Very hard to hit someone while you're jumping around, isn't it?  Not that
*I* mind the win, or swapping ranks with you.  But some days I figure I might as well
be fighting standbys as you guys. -- Peach Nutt

Jolee Bindo -- Oh...I thought the announcer said you were a BIMBO, and I was all set
to give you a smooch, and then...you weren't.  Rats. -- Oran Ji

Mission Vao -- That's a name?  Still, I can't complain.  You were, as the saying
goes, sooo easy. -- Punh Jently

Consortium? -- Sneaky devil, aren't you?  The announcer says you're a dwarf, so I'm
look at around belt height for my opponent, and you come out and TOWER over me before
I even have a chance to get set.  I'm impressed.  It must have taken YEARS to train
your SZ up to that. -- O Puncha
P.S.  I wonder if I could train my SZ?  I wouldn't mind being tall.

Godzilla -- That was fast!  You just stepped out and mowed me down. -- N.D. Grasse

Hot Tomato -- You won, despite being an inch taller than I am.  Everyone assured me that being short would make me a star!  Unfair! -- Sandman

Arthur Beyer -- Experience will out.  Sometimes.  Good dodging though. -- Moose

Isawa Tadaka -- You had me very, very worried.  But...like Moose says.  Experience
will out. -- Hummingbird

Quasar -- Experience WILL out, and I had the misfortune to fight someone with a lot
more fights than me.  *sigh*  Good job of butchery, there. -- Crooked Hoof

Donahar -- Yup.  Experience will out.  Good try though. -- Gazelle, the older and
wiser

Billy Mitchell -- It wasn't experience.  I'm just that good.  *buffs nails* -- Rem

Wall of Glass -- Yup.  Experience outed, but thanks for the very useful skill. --
Mountain Goat

Igor Malmort -- Hey!  What about my experience?!?  Not to mention my style advantage.
You're too darned good!  And with that train, darn it, you got BETTER! -- Sleepwalker

8 July 2008
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their

            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRODIGAL SON devastated MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH demolished SPAZ in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MIYAGI'S MIATA devastated RAGING PYROTHAG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE overpowered OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FLAT TOP vanquished PUDDING PARADE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CEER was bested by SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP savagely defeated UNHOLY GERBIL in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
IMAGE ENHANCER won victory over COYOTE in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
GLITTER MARKS vanquished YOBER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SOAPY was overpowered by FLABBY-O in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
TY DEL-WAVE was narrowly defeated by QUINTAL in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
FOOT BALL devastated TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
COBRA demolished STRONGBOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
FIREBALL handily defeated SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
HOT TOMATO vanquished DONAHAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
RAJEREK vanquished KOOK AROCHA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX devastated JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BIGFACE beat SALENA WARSMITH in a exciting 4 minute Challenge match.
FRANKENBUTT overpowered RONE BLOODHOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DELAWARE RUN viciously subdued DELIA'S GONE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
SCADDIE overpowered RAINSONG in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JACKHAMMER was viciously subdued by SOFT 'N CHEWY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
FOUR OF SPADES overpowered SUDDEN DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LONGSHOT overpowered PALANTIRIATHALASA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GODZILLA was vanquished by MESHARR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DINAH MIGHT subdued SVAD BONEGRIN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
DAN STEPPE was unbelievably bested by MISSION VAO in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
ONE MAN ARMY overpowered JUMPIN' in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
MATTEO was overpowered by INCISOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PETE MOSS was overcome by STEINBACH in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
STANLEY'S MOM was luckily beaten by CONSORTIUM? in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PAPA ROTZI was overpowered by WOLFBROTHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DONNA devastated BLACK ARCHER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
FORK BALL demolished SKINWALKER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SPOTTED PONY handily defeated YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS handily defeated ISAWA TADAKA in a 1 minute uneven match.
AUDIE MURPHY overpowered LE PAIN DLG in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
ALVIN YORK was narrowly defeated by NOTTHUR in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
ELENDUR was overpowered by KAIDEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROMUALD B TUNE devastated GAZELLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CAT IN THE HAT vanquished SHEPHERD MOON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KRAMER was beaten by QUASAR in a action packed 2 minute competition.
YELLOWJACKET was overcome by PORK ROLL in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
GENEVIEVE was luckily beaten by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 2 minute fight.
CHOKING CHICKEN vanquished CRAZY FINGERS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
ACK VERT overpowered HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ANGELIC SMURF demolished CRACKED AND LEAKING in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
BOB LE CANADIEN was savagely defeated by ICE FOX in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
MARK OF THE BEAST was handily defeated by FIBULARIS in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
MOOSE was demolished by WIRLITZ in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched battle.
LUDO subdued ROY BENAVIDEZ in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody battle.
REDDI WHIP killed HONEY in a action packed 1 minute bout.
CORKY slimly lost to SNIPER BEAR in a popular 3 minute fight.
CEREBRAL JANITOR devastated IN-BRED BEAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SOLSBURY HILL was overpowered by EVERSTORM in a 2 minute uneven fight.
HANA was subdued by CHICKEN HAWK in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
OTIS was overcome by CRAZED GOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
HALO overpowered WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 7 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
FALCON vanquished LARG JOHN in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
MADONNA viciously subdued CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a exciting 4 minute brutal duel.
GODFATHER OF PAIN was demolished by TRIPLE-X in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLACK MESSIAH devastated THE SMALL CAT in a 1 minute uneven match.
SELEX devastated MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MILES HITS THE ROAD subdued SQUIRREL KILLER in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
NEOPHYTE overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal uneven brawl.
REM overcame SCRAG in a exciting 2 minute match.
WEYLUND was vanquished by ZIMA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CALYX was overpowered by IGOR MALMORT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TATIANA SEASPRITE overcame ARTHUR BEYER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
HALF-ORC CAPTAIN vanquished ASHANDAR in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
MINOTAUR CRUSADER was savagely defeated by BILLY MITCHELL in a 2 minute conflict.
JAMES DOOLITTLE overcame BELY MEDVED in a exciting 1 minute duel.
CROOKED HOOF beat ORAN JI in a 1 minute contest.
NASTY RASH beat EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 1 minute struggle.
THE NOTHING overpowered SLEEPWALKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
ETERNAL D.J. overpowered GITARIOS in a 2 minute uneven match.
HAPPY APPLE demolished VASSAL in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
REALITY vanquished THOMAS FOWLER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARTHUR DEFRANZO handily defeated NUYEN NICK in a 1 minute uneven match.
FARSHOT beat PEACH NUTT in a 2 minute competition.
DORIE MILLER was demolished by RIREMA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HELL WEEK was overpowered by DARTH SION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HARLEY THE CADAVER was overcome by SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
SANDMAN overpowered JOLEE BINDO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE BIG CAT savagely defeated ACES & EIGHTS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome contest.
GELEN was devastated by DOC SQUEAL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
FRYV DARKSHADE was devastated by GUNS OF BRIXTON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHADOW ANGEL easily killed SPIRITWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SPEKTER lost to AVATAR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome bout.
DRUNK DENNIS vanquished DEXTER in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
MANUEL PEREZ won victory over DIMAGGIO in a action packed 2 minute fight.
WALTER EHLERS was viciously subdued by STAN DAUFF in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
VAIDISAVA handily defeated PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
XANAX viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
TREESTUMP handily defeated SLEDGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was overpowered by YELLOW JACKET in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DICK TATER put to death PAIN INDUCER in a action packed 2 minute competition.
HK-47 was viciously subdued by SCOURGE in a tiresome 15 minute gruesome melee.
MCBAIN savagely defeated WALK THE LINE in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
PTAR STONEBLADE bested O PUNCHA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
FORLORN won victory over FAIRUZA in a action packed 6 minute duel.
DARTH TIMMY vanquished N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LOCKENLOAD demolished PAIN INTICER II in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SMUSH overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  54         PARRY-RIPOSTE     47 -  27 -  0      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                      32         SLASHING ATTACK  114 -  97 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   25         LUNGING ATTACK   274 - 238 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         WALL OF STEEL    126 - 117 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 20         AIMED BLOW       144 - 137 -  2      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         STRIKING ATTACK  101 - 103 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     13         PARRY-LUNGE       62 -  80 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         BASHING ATTACK    48 -  65 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         TOTAL PARRY       90 - 134 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  27 -  1      37  |

Turn 581 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  2     WALL OF STEEL     12 - 13         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  8     TOTAL PARRY       10 - 12         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    32 - 22     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 11         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW        16 - 16     PARRY-LUNGE        2 - 11     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        48   8  1  463 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
LUNGING ATTACK   MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880   98  67  5  305 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351       78  63  0  280 THE REVELATION (1582)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429          117  56  1  270 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
WALL OF STEEL    AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160       117  56  2  243 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            61  51  3  233 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     70  32  1  222 THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)
TOTAL PARRY      MILES HITS THE RO 69-7270  17   4  0  215 CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)
PARRY-LUNGE      CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480      68  42  2  206 THE WARLOCKS (5120)
PARRY-STRIKE     LUDO 18-708                56  62  2  189 THUNDR + LITENING (483)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HALO 11-6189.  The ten other most popular fighters were ICE FOX 5-3877, FORLORN 
6-6272, ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426, SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524, MADONNA 60-7780, UNHOLY 
GERBIL 82-24046, BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798, PETE MOSS 19-4968, SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278, 
and DELAWARE RUN 42-4400.

The least popular fighter this week was SCOURGE 18-7847.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HK-47 18-8584, N.D. GRASSE 16-4367, SLEDGE 11-6917, PUNH JENTLY 
16-5485, SPIRITWALKER 60-8431, FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959, HELL WEEK 3-6695, DORIE 
MILLER 3-6683, NUYEN NICK 81-331, and WEYLUND 82-3660.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  5 0  MORYA(28)            3  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             8  6 0  IAYE(30)             4  4 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6 11 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  5 0  RODEKI(42)           9  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        3  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)         13  9 1  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  DWES EG(82)         12 16 1  
TI(23)               0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 1  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         48   8  1  463  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                32  34  1  190  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        117  56  2  243  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        124  81  2  240  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              41  17  0  215  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           30   8  3  183  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        62  36  1  249  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 INCISOR 9-5185              28  23  1  100  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 HALO 11-6189                49  23  2  199  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        46  47  0  194  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          34  34  2  128  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 ACK VERT 18-7429           117  56  1  270  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DAN STEPPE 19-5000          16   7  2   56  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 RAJEREK 21-6045             31   8  0  186  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 GODFATHER OF PAIN 23-1341   23  11  2  172  PUBLIC ENEMIES (760)       TI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      70  32  1  222  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          17   4  1   86  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        31  19  1  158  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     105  80  0  223  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         66  63  0  201  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       68  42  2  206  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 MESHARR 32-4554             22  22  0   95  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          27  25  0  174  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             138 144  2  228  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               53  19  1  250  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 MATTEO 38-4733              19  12  1   68  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
 SELEX 40-3039               39  15  0  207  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     32  18  1  185  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    98  67  5  305  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       31  15  0  135  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             24   8  1  161  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 GODZILLA 46-3969            16  11  1   72  THE BEARS II (5588)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              45  39  0  194  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185               88 173  0  180  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     34  25  0  192  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            110 135  3  200  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         57  67  0  205  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        29  30  0   74  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             42  27  3  200  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          21  14  1   85  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        93  84  1  198  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIMAGGIO 63-2705            17   4  0   65  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 SOAPY 65-6108               25  12  1  180  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       27  11  0  162  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           57  55  0  200  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    134  66  3  311  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 REM 74-2853                 46  40  0  210  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         30  16  2  157  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            56  30  0  216  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                34  41  4  198  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          59  25  9  225  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          11   3  2   97  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL