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Date   : 12/16/2008    Duedate: 12/29/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-583

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 MENAGERIE 26/4472      27   10  0 73.0      STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    NIGHT'S GUARDIANS 48/821                    WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314                
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/4711                      WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315                
    THE ILLUMINATI 25/4589                      STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    SILMARILLIAD 13/1024                      9 KAOS 82/5443           23   17  1 57.5
    CAER SIDHE 41/4712                          ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                 
  2 F-TROOP 82/5310       782  446 10 63.7      DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                    10 DM ROLL-UPS 82/5615   427  322  4 57.0
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                   MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    TEAM FLOYD 38/741                           SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    FLOYDIAN SLIP 97/5317                       VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/5189                    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    COLLEGE RADIO BG 97/5375                    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
  3 DREAMTIME 60/5618     443  271  5 62.0      BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                 
    FUCHI OWNED 81/5530                         THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207              
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                     11 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    2110 1664 24 55.9
  4 SEA DOGS 2/5575        14    9  0 60.9      WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072                  
    SEA DOGS 21/5474                            CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576                     AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
    DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/5422                    POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    SEA DOGS 1/5428                             RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                 
    SEA DOGS 36/5531                            DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                            BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                  
    DUNGEON CELL 66 82/5621                     THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
  5 SCUM 65/3594         3287 2141 63 60.6      TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    BABES 36/3876                            12 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566    7    6  0 53.8
    F BALLS 4/5204                           13 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    999  864 12 53.6
    THE BEARS II 46/5588                        THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                       14 LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  967  854 10 53.1
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                          EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                     15-BEING JOHN C 82/5604   40   36  2 52.6
    BOY O'S 38/5570                          16-DEATH MOB 4 21/5619    11   10  0 52.4
    1949 YANKEES 63/5620                     17 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     169  154  0 52.3
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
  6 LUROCIANS Z2 4/5459    76   51  2 59.8      DAMAGE INC. 59/3483                   
    NASCAR NINJAS II 82/5498                    OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
    LUROCIANS XVII 82/5494                      GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    TOADS OF AMBER 2 82/5493                    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    LUROCIANS X 82/5232                         GEMSTONE BEASTS 32/5622               
    LUROCIANS VI 60/4279                     18 ICE AGE 12/5627        14   13  0 51.9
  7 MY HEROES! 82/4199   1773 1258 20 58.5   19 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  643  621  5 50.9
    ROOKIE ARMADA 6 82/5603                     LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491                       BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    THIS SUCKS 96/5378                          THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    ALMOSTER II 98/5587                      20-OPEN SESAME 50/5623   183  181  1 50.3
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                     21 MID EARTH 29/1543     270  272  3 49.8
  8 STREET PIZZA 18/786   326  239  5 57.7      SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                
    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                      VISIONIST INC II 68/2689              
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211                22 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1569 1652 22 48.7
    D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560                   CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435                MURPHY'S LAWYERS 59/5624              
    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251             23 FANGS 9/5444         1392 1485 10 48.4

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 27 RADIO CLASH 41/5578    91  107  1 46.0
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     28 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   50   60  0 45.5
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                29 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  743  894  8 45.4
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                30-PUBLIC ENEMIE 23/760    9   11  1 45.0
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                    THE PAIN GANG 12/1710                 
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                31-RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   52   67  1 43.7
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                32 REDHORSE 56/3727      399  549  2 42.1
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                   DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                       33 AARP 81/5625           72  102  0 41.4
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406               34 LOST CAUSE 35/4022     58   82  1 41.4
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407               35-SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   19   28  0 40.4
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/5608              
 24 DISPOSABLE H 82/4008   28   30  1 48.3      KILLER WORDS F3 98/5456               
    SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267               36 RHYME TYME 55/1881     54   84  0 39.1
    ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266                   THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
 25 FANTASIA 1/4914      1574 1726 16 47.7   37 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  693 1336  6 34.2
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  38 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507    78  152  1 33.9
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917                
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   39 STORIES 49/2835       974 1914 17 33.7
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  40-MIGHTY DUCKS 65/5197    1    2  0 33.3
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      41 ELFQUEST 11/4928      385  824  3 31.8
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  42 CLAN GHOST B 61/5563    8   20  0 28.6
 26 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   56   65  0 46.3   43 STREET URCHIN 6/5628    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello!

     Well well...we have a bit to talk about today.  First of all, I'd like to
congratulate Suave on a sensational challenge for the Title!  LIMPY TWO-SCREWS (42-
4048) (82-58-2,274) of COLOR ME SUAVE challenged PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (49-8-1,505)
of MANNEQUIN'S BEST.  LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was devastated by PRODIGAL SON in a 1 minute
Challenge Title match.  It was a brave one, but unfortunately not successful, and the
frighteningly dangerous Prodigal Son remains our Tower Guardian.
     And yet, oddly, Mannequin's Best were avoided by Color Me Suave.  Go figure.
     Some noteworthy duels:
     * IMAGE ENHANCER (18-3757) (79-97-0,224) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged SOLSBURY
HILL (18-8558) (27-27-6,212) of STREET PIZZA.  IMAGE ENHANCER devastated SOLSBURY
HILL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Debby Tonte paid me to mention this
fight.  Image Enhancer is our Top Parry-Riposter, by the way.
     * FLAT TOP (35-3533) (52-21-1,244) of THE BEARS challenged QUINTAL (18-8341)
(62-51-3,248) of PENTARCHIE-18.  FLAT TOP demolished QUINTAL in a popular 1 minute
gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.  Still, Quintal is our Top Basher.
     * CORKY (1-4285) (48-43-2,211) of LAB EXPERIMENTS challenged MAC (35-2993) (56-
42-0,211) of LOST CAUSE.  CORKY devastated MAC in a popular 1 minute one-sided
Challenge contest.  I don't know what to say about this one, except that it was a
good fight and the betting was very close.
     * PUDDING PARADE (42-3902) (67-88-0,220) of COLOR ME SUAVE challenged NASTY RASH
(96-2347) (18-11-4,191) of THIS SUCKS.  PUDDING PARADE demolished NASTY RASH in a 3
minute mismatched Challenge competition.  Mr. Parade is our top TP, but it's easy to
see why he made reasonably short work of the Rash.
     Oh dear--it's all fun and games until somebody gets run through.  SANDMAN (74-
2896) (29-46-2,170) of DARKLINGS fought DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (32-20-4,126) of COLOR
ME SUAVE.  SANDMAN killed DELAWARE RUN in an action packed 1 minute bout.  Well...it
was a random match, and if anything the odds were in D.R.'s favor.  Which leads me to
wonder if someone could have tampered with his granola bar before the fight...?
Anyway, I have sent Mr. Run a crate of lemons.  There is nothing like making six
gallons of lemonade to cheer a person up after they've been resurrected.
     Of course, Kaiden is still our Overall Popularity Leader.  And she gave her fans
something to cheer about, today.  LE PAIN DLG (18-8016) (75-68-2,209) of PENTARCHIE
18 fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (138-145-2,201) of VIOLENT FEMS.  LE PAIN DLG was
devastated by KAIDEN in an action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
     Voted this cycle's favorite:  Ichiro Trickle.  ICHIRO TRICKLE (82-19442) (4-4-
0,16) of NASCAR NINJAS II fought MISSION VAO (18-8891) (35-64-1,79) of STAR WARS:
KOTOR.  ICHIRO TRICKLE savagely defeated MISSION VAO in an exciting 3 minute gruesome
brawl.
     Not so popular:  Bob le Canadien.  TENACIOUS (7-5337) (77-37-1,218) of BATHTUB
ARMADA fought BOB LE CANADIEN (52-3632) (35-25-0,196) of BLOOD AND GUTS!.  TENACIOUS
savagely defeated BOB LE CANADIEN in a tiring 21 minute gory duel.  And Tenacious was
right under him on the unpopularity list.  Hmm...I wonder why the crowd didn't like
that fight?
     And that, my friends, will have to be that.  As you know, it is very cold here.
So cold that the fog is freezing.  That lovely tinkling sound you hear is people
breaking through paper-thin networks of ice suspended in the air, as they go about
their daily business.
     When next we meet, the solstice will have been celebrated and we will be
anticipating the turn of the year.  Fare thee well!

                                    Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         50   8  1  528  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         41  20  2  290  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      65  56  0  278  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          61  25  9  271  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            53  21  1  261  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-DONNA 36-5966               53  19  1  250  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        62  36  1  249  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              43  25  1  246  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           48  38  6  241  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      80  97  0  235  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      68  88  0  235  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MELKOR 13-1821              46  19  0  233  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 MOD COD 55-2638            112 135  3  230  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 CORKY 1-4285                49  43  2  229  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 KRAMER 47-5191              47  39  0  229  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  25  12  1  227  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            78  37  1  226  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          101  73  0  225  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         23  12  2  225  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
-PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       35  14  1  224  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (5422)    DULLENS
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           42  26  1  223  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 SELEX 40-3039               40  16  0  222  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       56  60  1  218  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KAIDEN 35-3108             139 145  2  216  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       68  73  3  216  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             88  69  1  213  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     60  41  2  213  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            27  12  0  213  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    135  67  3  212  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 FIREBALL 4-5486             26  14  0  212  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        125  82  2  211  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OTIS 3-6501                 49  38  4  211  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 49-3185               90 173  0  210  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 TWIG 82-25226               67  47  0  210  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 SANDMAN 74-2896             30  46  3  210  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      71  33  1  209  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 GAZELLE 56-3701             58  73  0  209  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       95  98  2  207  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              40  19  1  207  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       72  95  0  206  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            38  25  3  206  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 CEER 96-1537                35  42  4  206  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         67  64  0  205  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
-OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          29  32  2  205  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253           29  19  1  203  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     36  26  1  202  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
-MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270  17   5  0  202  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893         100 119  4  201  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    82  59  2  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-HALO 11-6189                50  23  2  201  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        31  13  2  201  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
 MOOSE 56-3459               46  68  0  200  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            37  16  1  200  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      46  30  3  199  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     35  26  0  199  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 QUINTAL 18-8341             62  52  3  198  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-SPAZ 82-6629                48  23  2  197  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 YOBER 2-4537                33  35  1  197  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     106  81  0  196  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       60  77  3  196  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  56  35  1  196  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
-FORK BALL 4-6244            41  16  0  196  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 COBRA 29-4355               35  33  1  196  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      33  52  1  196  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           58  56  0  195  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 ICE FOX 5-3877              42  18  0  195  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     24  16  0  193  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      17  18  0  193  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 MAC 35-2993                 56  43  0  192  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 REM 74-2853                 47  41  0  192  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 MADONNA 60-7780             43  28  3  191  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         31  11  0  191  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       30  27  1  191  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
-ASHANDAR 21-5694            22   7  0  191  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         75  69  2  190  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             61  92  1  190  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       33  15  0  190  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       27  28  6  190  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 SOAPY 65-6108               26  13  1  190  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 QUASAR 18-5925              70  93  0  189  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          68  78  1  189  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 ZIMA 1-7750                 40  30  0  189  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       68  44  2  188  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    48  42  0  188  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 BIGGLES 60-6032             34  42  0  188  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          50  36  1  187  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        46  49  0  187  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           34  29  5  187  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
-RAJEREK 21-6045             31   9  0  187  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            56  32  0  186  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 HONEY 11-6368               42  72  2  186  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       28  12  0  186  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LUDO 18-708                 56  63  2  185  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     51  34  1  184  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SKINWALKER 6-6043           30   9  3  184  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597    30  16  1  184  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 COYOTE 60-7626              39  37  2  183  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          18  12  4  183  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         57  69  0  182  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 FALCON 82-11173             44  45  1  182  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         43  69  1  182  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-BIGFACE 82-237              21   5  0  182  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         68  78  1  181  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVERSTORM 69-641           106 108  2  180  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       63  92  0  180  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   53  51  0  179  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      34  26  1  179  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         32  16  2  179  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599   26  17  1  177  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  19  15  5  177  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       32  10  2  176  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     32  20  1  176  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 SILHOUETTE 26-2006          31  14  1  176  MENAGERIE (4472)           CALEAM
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       28  12  0  175  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        25  14  1  175  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 FUGAZI 38-3565              19   4  2  175  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      39  23  0  174  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   72  67  4  173  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        93  86  1  172  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
-GODFATHER OF PAIN 23-1341   23  11  2  172  PUBLIC ENEMIES (760)       TI
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  33  48  2  170  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         20   4  3  170  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
 DONAHAR 24-3006             51  58  1  168  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  41  42  2  168  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     35  48  1  168  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     55  85  2  167  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         32  27  1  167  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-PEA POD 33-7338             29  17  0  167  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          28  26  0  167  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           55  95  0  166  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        60  61  1  164  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        32  20  1  161  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         42  57  1  158  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  39  67  3  153  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 CALYX 30-4151               39  43  2  153  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          42  28  0  152  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    35  26  1  152  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 INCISOR 9-5185              30  23  1  152  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 RIREMA 36-6934              19   5  2  152  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167  18  10  1  151  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HANA 82-24461               26  12  0  150  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         59  31  0  145  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   50 108  0  145  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 DARTH SION 18-9233          36  39  1  145  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           31  20  0  145  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         34  58  1  143  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-JACKHAMMER 11-6613          28  15  6  143  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 PRISONER 0069 82-31419      20  11  0  142  DUNGEON CELL 14 (5576)     DWES EG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         29  25  1  141  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 REALITY 45-4383             24  10  1  140  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          24  12  5  137  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCADDIE 42-4381             32  24  1  136  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-FARSHOT 11-6713             27  14  0  136  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         27  22  1  135  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        31   8  0  134  CAER SIDHE (4712)          KATI-TEI
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         48  41  1  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DICK TATER 18-8675          14   2  1  133  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        32  21  4  132  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          30  14  3  132  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ANGST 35-3560               27  20  0  128  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 GITARIOS 82--19918          26  19  1  127  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        20  55  0  125  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-VASSAL 18-7637              31  18  2  124  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      22  18  1  124  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
 ORAN JI 16-5299             26  35  1  122  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SPEKTER 36-4921             26  20  0  122  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 WEYLUND 82-3660             53  70  1  121  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
-AVATAR 82-11170             25  12  0  119  WHISPERNIGHT (5072)        DWES EG
 RAINSONG 11-6128            47  85  0  117  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 ONE MAN ARMY 82-28261       11   5  0  116  ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (5603)     DWES EG
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          34  36  2  114  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     16  19  2  114  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         25  14  1  112  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 NUYEN NICK 81-331           21  12  3  112  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
-ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      20  14  0  109  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG
 SCURVY LAD 2-5366           18   6  1  102  SEA DOGS (5575)            NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           22  13  0  100  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     17  12  1  100  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 IMPORT-EXPORT 81-76         28  23  3   97  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-FLICKED BOOGERS 60-6989     23  27  1   97  HIT ME WITH... (5568)      ARADI
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155          15   7  4   96  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
-MESHARR 32-4554             22  22  0   95  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            38  19  1   94  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-LONGSHOT 18-8981            27   7  1   93  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          18   5  1   93  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        35  24  1   92  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    22  24  1   92  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        31  30  0   91  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ASSASSIN 21-6495            24  17  1   90  LIGHT BRIGADE (5534)       SUNSET
 XANAX 28-4384               20   9  0   90  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           29  22  0   89  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 MCBAIN 81-318               24  18  0   87  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
-TOE PUPPET 18-9544          23  18  0   87  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-HOMOCULOUS 6-5798           15   5  0   86  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         21  77  1   85  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            26  14  0   83  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
-FROO-FROO 18-9589           23  11  3   83  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DEXTER 81-452               24  17  0   82  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          12   4  2   82  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 STEINBACH 30-4473           43  72  0   78  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         27  15  1   78  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
-SCOURGE 18-7847             24  17  0   78  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 GODZILLA 46-3969            17  12  1   78  THE BEARS II (5588)        ARDIVENT
-GELEN 32-4320               24  49  1   77  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 FORMIDABLE 82-17495          9   3  0   77  F-TROOP (5310)             DWES EG
-HULIK 29-4992               20  15  1   76  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
-FORLORN 6-6272              18  22  2   76  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      18  10  1   75  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            30  52  0   74  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 DIMAGGIO 63-2705            18   5  0   74  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLESSING 82--16892          12   3  0   74  DM ROLL-UPS (5615)         DWES EG
 GREASESPOT 60-5964          23  31  0   73  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        30  10  1   72  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 SELLING... 82-9636          27  22  2   70  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          21  16  1   69  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           18   9  2   68  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 ULTIMATE PAIN 4-5774        14   3  1   65  LUROCIANS Z2 (5459)        JHELUM
 HK-47 18-8584               33  71  0   64  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             31  44  2   63  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         31  44  2   63  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 PEG LEG 36-6196             25  20  0   63  SEA DOGS (5531)            JHANS
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  95  2   62  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   20  15  1   61  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
-SMUSH 11-6916               20   6  1   61  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 MATTEO 38-4733              19  14  1   61  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
-PAIN INTICER II 12-1414     18  14  1   61  THE PAIN GANG (1710)       RIZTAB
-UNLUCKY DUCK 65-6962        17  12  2   61  MIGHTY DUCKS (5197)        DAL SHANG
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           31  83  1   60  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-BIG SHRIMP 12-6561          16  11  1   60  ICE AGE (5627)             RIZTAB
 STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508       10   6  5   60  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 LONG NOSE HAIRS 81-225      22  29  1   58  AARP (5625)                SHADOWSPIRE
 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN 82-15292     6   3  0   57  LUROCIANS XVII (5494)      DWES EG
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       22  54  1   56  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-PAIN INDUCER 12-1365        20  14  2   56  THE PAIN GANG (1710)       RIZTAB
 SPIRITWALKER 60-8431        15   8  1   56  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
 ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442      5   4  0   56  NASCAR NINJAS II (5498)    DWES EG
 HOFFA 60-7713               26  44  0   54  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-STITCHES 60-8245            14  11  1   54  CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (5349)    ARADI
 FAIRUZA 61-3426             23  14  0   52  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 PANE 35-3822                15   9  1   52  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 MISS AN THROPE 6-2956       14   7  1   49  STREET URCHINS (5628)      TRANSEL
-BUZZ 83-155                 14   7  0   49  OLLIS HEROES (5626)        TELORINTHE
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         32  49  0   47  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   29  54  1   46  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 PAPA ROTZI 18-9551          15  12  2   45  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         35  65  1   43  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 DEIRDRE 82-15176             8   5  0   42  TOADS OF AMBER 2 (5493)    DWES EG
 DAN STEPPE 19-5000          16   9  2   39  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-CLYDE 35-3665               22  20  3   34  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  24  0   30  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       26  49  0   29  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SLEDGE 11-6917              17  14  3   24  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 TV ON THE RADIO 97-2519      8   4  5   24  COLLEGE RADIO BG (5375)    SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400      32  21  4 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426    SANDMAN 74-2896           583

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Rem -- No, no, I am not too tall to be an elf.  Clearly you have elves and brownies
greatly confused. -- Scrag (besides I'm actually a fictional water dragon)

Hana -- Yeah, right.  I could tell. -- Oran Ji
P.S.  You're hard-hearted, Hana.

Mountain Goat -- Phew!  The stench alone would have felled me, no need for blows.
Have you considered a deodorant? -- Peach Nutt
P.S.  Or even...a bath?

Unlucky Duck -- Ah, I have heard about you. -- Punh Jently
P.S.  Primarily how your name is misleading.

Spiritwalker -- You may defeat me in the future, but I had you this time!  Take those
thorns, Rirorni! -- O Puncha

Yellow Jacket -- You're a cute little bug, but what a temper! -- N.D. Grasse

Galen -- Why should you hit the sheets?  Are there bugs in them? -- N.D. Grasse

     I hope not.  But they are horizontal, which is a lovely and hospitable quality.
     And I have this quirk.   Every night, at some point, I like to get horizontal on
     top of sheets.  Sometimes I then allow blankets to get horizontal on top of me,
     too.

Consortium? -- Perhaps, but wait till you go to pull off your armor and discover that
there are thorns running right THROUGH it into you, eh? -- O Puncha

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IMAGE ENHANCER devastated SOLSBURY HILL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLAT TOP demolished QUINTAL in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.
CORKY devastated MAC in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
PUDDING PARADE demolished NASTY RASH in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was devastated by PRODIGAL SON in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
TY DEL-WAVE was narrowly defeated by MELKOR in a 6 minute Challenge melee.
KRAMER won victory over FOOT BALL in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was vanquished by COBRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FIREBALL overpowered HATCH BATTENER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GLITTER MARKS demolished ZIMA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
UNHOLY GERBIL was overcome by MISCHIEVOUS IMP in a 6 minute Challenge contest.
CEER demolished SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SURFER ROSA viciously subdued JOLEE BINDO in a popular 2 minute Challenge conflict.
EDDIE RICKENBACKER overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
HOT TOMATO was handily defeated by SKYWISE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SOAPY bested SOFT 'N CHEWY in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SCADDIE was beaten by HARLEY THE CADAVER in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
FRANKENBUTT overpowered GUNS OF BRIXTON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DICK TATER overpowered PEACH NUTT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KOOK AROCHA lost to RIREMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fray.
STAN DAUFF was overpowered by SPEKTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DINAH MIGHT vanquished CONSORTIUM? in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WALTER EHLERS overpowered MATTEO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PETE MOSS viciously subdued FAIRUZA in a action packed 5 minute Challenge bout.
PINK FLOYD overpowered O PUNCHA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DIMAGGIO handily defeated YELLOW JACKET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DAN STEPPE was overpowered by WOLFBROTHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FOUR OF SPADES defeated HK-47 in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
TV ON THE RADIO was savagely defeated by EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 3 minute fight.
STANLEY'S MOM was beaten by STEINBACH in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
GODZILLA subdued PEG LEG in a action packed 2 minute Challenge contest.
ICE FOX was overpowered by WIRLITZ in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NECROMANCER demolished YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
MADONNA was defeated by HOFFA in a exciting 6 minute bloody match.
TENACIOUS savagely defeated BOB LE CANADIEN in a tiring 21 minute gory duel.
MIYAGI'S MIATA vanquished EVERSTORM in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
REM was handily defeated by ELENDUR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAGING PYROTHAG was demolished by MAST MONKEY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CRACKED AND LEAKING demolished CHICKEN HAWK in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
ALVIN YORK devastated BLACK ARCHER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
FIBULARIS was handily defeated by SHEPHERD MOON in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
FLABBY-O demolished HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ROMUALD B TUNE was savagely defeated by MOD COD in a action packed 2 minute gory bout.
NOTTHUR was overcome by REDDI WHIP in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
PORK ROLL handily defeated NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SNIPER BEAR was subdued by SCRAPPLE in a popular 2 minute fight.
MARK OF THE BEAST was handily defeated by SPOTTED PONY in a 1 minute contest.
BILLY MITCHELL was demolished by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
OTIS demolished QUASAR in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
LE PAIN DLG was devastated by KAIDEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
TWIG overpowered CROOKED HOOF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
FALCON was bested by GENEVIEVE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN overpowered HONEY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HALF-ORC CAPTAIN was viciously subdued by SOUL SCOURGE in a 3 minute battle.
SQUIRREL KILLER viciously subdued ISAWA TADAKA in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES was savagely defeated by LLOSMIC LLAMMER in a 2 minute duel.
CHOKING CHICKEN defeated GAZELLE in a popular 2 minute fight.
CAT IN THE HAT viciously subdued WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
YELLOWJACKET was demolished by ROY BENAVIDEZ in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SILHOUETTE was defeated by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a exciting 1 minute contest.
YOBER won victory over COYOTE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
TRIPLE-X savagely defeated MINOTAUR CRUSADER in a 2 minute gory match.
CRAZY FINGERS was overpowered by SELEX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOOSE devastated ARTHUR BEYER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK was demolished by THE NOTHING in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE was viciously subdued by THOMAS FOWLER in a 2 minute battle.
BLACK MESSIAH vanquished JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GWYN AP NUDD was handily defeated by DORIE MILLER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ARTHUR DEFRANZO overpowered SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HANA was demolished by FUGAZI in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
INDENTURED OARSMAN was overpowered by PLACES THE LOTION... in a 1 minute contest.
IN-BRED BEAR bested DRUNK DENNIS in a exciting 1 minute match.
DARTH SION was overpowered by DONAHAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE SMALL CAT handily defeated DELIA'S GONE in a 1 minute gory mismatched match.
SANDMAN killed DELAWARE RUN in a action packed 1 minute bout.
ETERNAL D.J. was vanquished by PARROT KEEPER in a 2 minute uneven match.
ANGST was handily defeated by INCISOR in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
STRONGBOW was handily defeated by BLOOD PIE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
IGOR MALMORT demolished RONE BLOODHOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BIGGLES overpowered REALITY in a popular 2 minute uneven competition.
GITARIOS was savagely defeated by PRISONER 0069 in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
SHADOW ANGEL was vanquished by THE BIG CAT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ORAN JI was vanquished by CALYX in a 1 minute uneven contest.
JUNGLE JUICE overpowered WEYLUND in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
RAINSONG was beaten by SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody fight.
BELY MEDVED subdued VAIDISAVA in a popular 1 minute duel.
SALENA WARSMITH devastated HAPPY APPLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
ONE MAN ARMY handily defeated MANUEL PEREZ in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NUYEN NICK overpowered DARTH TIMMY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LONG NOSE HAIRS was handily defeated by FORMIDABLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
IMPORT-EXPORT overcame SPIRITWALKER in a exciting 1 minute battle.
SCURVY LAD devastated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
PTAR STONEBLADE was overpowered by SOVEREYN in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
ICHIRO TRICKLE savagely defeated MISSION VAO in a exciting 3 minute gruesome brawl.
OOPSIDIDITAGAIN overcame PUNH JENTLY in a action packed 4 minute duel.
DEIRDRE viciously subdued WALK THE LINE in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
SELLING... was defeated by DEXTER in a exciting 3 minute bloody duel.
MCBAIN handily defeated PANE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven contest.
HELL WEEK vanquished GREASESPOT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SUDDEN DEATH was demolished by N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FRYV DARKSHADE overpowered TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOCKENLOAD was vanquished by XANAX in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BLESSING devastated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
SVAD BONEGRIN devastated MISS AN THROPE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ULTIMATE PAIN overpowered PAPA ROTZI in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DOC SQUEAL devastated JUMPIN' in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  64         PARRY-RIPOSTE     44 -  29 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                      32         LUNGING ATTACK   303 - 230 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         SLASHING ATTACK  107 -  94 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         AIMED BLOW       155 - 140 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     17         STRIKING ATTACK   92 - 102 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 17         WALL OF STEEL    117 - 130 -  1      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         PARRY-LUNGE       63 -  87 -  1      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       88 - 128 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         BASHING ATTACK    44 -  65 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  29 -  0      36  |

Turn 583 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    43 - 21     PARRY-LUNGE        7 - 10         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        20 - 12     SLASHING ATTACK    7 - 10         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        7 - 13         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      8 - 15         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  6         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 12         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        50   8  1  528 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
LUNGING ATTACK   NECROMANCER 48-1041        41  20  2  290 NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130     65  56  0  278 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         61  25  9  271 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757     80  97  0  235 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY      PUDDING PARADE 42-3902     68  88  0  235 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156         101  73  0  225 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     71  33  1  209 THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            62  52  3  198 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  72  67  4  173 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442.  The ten other most popular fighters were MADONNA 
60-7780, PETE MOSS 19-4968, SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223, CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103, TY DEL-WAVE 
29-3539, UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046, MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627, SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374, 
NOTTHUR 3-4740, and PRISONER 0069 82-31419.

The least popular fighter this week was BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TENACIOUS 7-5337, PAPA ROTZI 18-9551, MISS AN THROPE 6-2956, 
HOFFA 60-7713, LOCKENLOAD 61-3422, SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778, GREASESPOT 60-5964, PANE 
35-3822, LONG NOSE HAIRS 81-225, and DARTH TIMMY 62-3781.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  5 0  MORYA(28)            1  2 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             8  5 0  IAYE(30)             4  4 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  6 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  3 0  JURINE(61)           0  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  9 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  3 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  4 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  4 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 1  
TALCAMA(18)          6 10 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      6  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         15 15 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  0 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     5  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         50   8  1  528  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                33  35  1  197  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              43  25  1  246  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 FIREBALL 4-5486             26  14  0  212  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              42  18  0  195  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 MISS AN THROPE 6-2956       14   7  1   49  STREET URCHINS (5628)      TRANSEL
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            78  37  1  226  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 INCISOR 9-5185              30  23  1  152  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 SKYWISE 11-5687             61  92  1  190  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        46  49  0  187  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 MELKOR 13-1821              46  19  0  233  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 ORAN JI 16-5299             26  35  1  122  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      80  97  0  235  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           18   9  2   68  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         23  12  2  225  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      71  33  1  209  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        31  13  2  201  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
 SILHOUETTE 26-2006          31  14  1  176  MENAGERIE (4472)           CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     106  81  0  196  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             88  69  1  213  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            27  12  0  213  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          28  26  0  167  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            53  21  1  261  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 RIREMA 36-6934              19   5  2  152  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              19   4  2  175  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 SELEX 40-3039               40  16  0  222  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     32  20  1  176  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      65  56  0  278  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       33  15  0  190  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             24  10  1  140  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 GODZILLA 46-3969            17  12  1   78  THE BEARS II (5588)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              47  39  0  229  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         41  20  2  290  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               90 173  0  210  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     35  26  0  199  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            112 135  3  230  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             58  73  0  209  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        31  30  0   91  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     36  26  1  202  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          21  16  1   69  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        93  86  1  172  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIMAGGIO 63-2705            18   5  0   74  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 SOAPY 65-6108               26  13  1  190  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       28  12  0  175  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           58  56  0  195  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    135  67  3  212  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SANDMAN 74-2896             30  46  3  210  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         32  16  2  179  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  25  12  1  227  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                35  42  4  206  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          61  25  9  271  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  19  15  5  177  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next Winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 16-18, 2009.  It will be 
held at the Fiesta Resort in Tempe, AZ at 2100 South Priest Drive, Tempe, 85282
(480-967-1441).  Rooms are only $139.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  There is a free 
24-hour shuttle from the airport, free parking, free high-speed wireless internet
in all guest rooms.  There is a fitness center with cardiovascular and weight-lifting 
equipment, a heated swimming pool and jacuzzi, with poolside beverage delivery.  They 
have a bustling happy hour in the Kachina lounge, with complimentary hors d'oeuvres.
There are tons of restaurants nearby at the Mall, a Denny's across the street, and 
several fast food options nearby as well, as well as a restaurant in the hotel with 
room service.  

If you arrive early or stay late, don't forget that there is excellent golfing in 
the Phoenix area, with several championship courses nearby.  Winter is an excellent 
time to explore Arizona with a trip to the Grand Canyon or Sedona or any of our 
other scenic sites across the state.  

Hotel info:  http://www.fiestainnresort.com

The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!