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Date   : 12/30/2008    Duedate: 01/12/2009

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-584

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 MENAGERIE 26/4472      31   13  0 70.5      CROSS BREED! 82/5501                  
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/4711                    8 STREET PIZZA 18/786   333  244  5 57.7
    SILMARILLIAD 13/1024                        STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    THE ILLUMINATI 25/4589                      D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560             
    CAER SIDHE 41/4712                          KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
    NIGHT'S GUARDIANS 48/821                    WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314                
  2 F-TROOP 82/5310       785  449 10 63.6      THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                       STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                   IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/5189                    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                
    TEAM FLOYD 38/741                           WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315                
    FLOYDIAN SLIP 97/5317                     9 DM ROLL-UPS 82/5615   432  325  4 57.1
    COLLEGE RADIO BG 97/5375                    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
  3 SEA DOGS 2/5575        19   11  0 63.3      SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576                     SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/5422                    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    SEA DOGS 21/5474                            BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                 
    SEA DOGS 1/5428                             PUPPY POWER 40/5546                   
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                            THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207              
    SEA DOGS 36/5531                         10 KAOS 82/5443           25   19  1 56.8
  4 DREAMTIME 60/5618     448  272  5 62.2      ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                 
    FUCHI OWNED 81/5530                         DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                
    MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288                  11 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    2112 1664 25 55.9
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072                  
  5 DARK TOGS 82/5616      82   51  2 61.7      CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    LUROCIANS XVII 82/5494                      AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
    NASCAR NINJAS II 82/5498                    POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    TOADS OF AMBER 2 82/5493                    RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                 
    LUROCIANS Z2 4/5459                         DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/5602                  BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                  
    LUROCIANS VI 60/4279                        THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
  6 SCUM 65/3594         3298 2146 65 60.6      TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    THE BEARS II 46/5588                     12 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119   1003  867 12 53.6
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    BABES 36/3876                               THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    F BALLS 4/5204                              THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                       13 LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  967  857 10 53.0
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          14-BEING JOHN C 82/5604   40   36  2 52.6
    THE BEARS 42/768                         15 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     172  158  0 52.1
    THE BEARS 1/979                             DAMAGE INC. 59/3483                   
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                          OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    BOY O'S 38/5570                             OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
    1949 YANKEES 63/5620                        OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                       16-ICE AGE 12/5627        14   13  0 51.9
  7 THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1779 1262 20 58.5   17 CROSSED THIE 82/5591   33   31  1 51.6
    ROOKIE ARMADA 6 82/5603                     DISPOSABLE HEROES 82/4008             
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267            
    LITTLE BLUE FREAKS 71/5348                  SISTERS OF MERCY 84/5589              
    MAFIA DUDES 73/5345                         ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266             
    MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128                   18 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  647  628  5 50.7
    ALMOSTER II 98/5587                         LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505                    BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
 19-OPEN SESAME 50/5623   183  181  1 50.3      YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
 20 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566    7    7  0 50.0      THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
 21-MID EARTH 29/1543     270  272  3 49.8   25 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   58   65  0 47.2
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                   26 RADIO CLASH 41/5578    91  108  1 45.7
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                 27 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  744  894  8 45.4
 22 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1574 1656 22 48.7   28 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   50   61  0 45.0
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  29 REDHORSE 56/3727      402  554  2 42.1
    MURPHY'S LAWYERS 59/5624                    DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
 23 FANGS 9/5444         1402 1497 10 48.4   30 THE NEPHEW 82/5630     20   28  0 41.7
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    KILLER WORDS F3 98/5456               
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                        LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/5608              
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                   SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                 31 LOST CAUSE 35/4022     59   84  1 41.3
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                32 AARP 81/5625           72  103  0 41.1
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                33 RHYME TYME 55/1881     56   84  0 40.0
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                          THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                34 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  694 1340  6 34.1
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                35-BUMS 'R' US 60/4507    78  152  1 33.9
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406                  CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917                
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407               36 STORIES 49/2835       976 1917 17 33.7
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
 24 FANTASIA 1/4914      1580 1736 16 47.6      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  37-MIGHTY DUCKS 65/5197    1    2  0 33.3
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     38 ELFQUEST 11/4928      387  839  3 31.6
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      39 CLAN GHOST B 61/5563    8   22  0 26.7
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                40-STREET URCHIN 6/5628    0    1  0  0.0
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello, brave warriors of Talahya!

     The days are getting longer, the sun is sparkling on the icicles, and it's a
good time to be alive.
     Mannequin's Best were most avoided by Night Guardians.  I should hope so!
     Sniper Bear was our most challenged warrior.  Let's see how that went....
PLACES THE LOTION... (98-909) (19-15-5,177) of ARCANE BEACH DAY challenged SNIPER
BEAR (1-4893) (100-119-4,201) of THE BLACK ZOO.  PLACES THE LOTION... was overpowered
by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Indeed.
     Hmm...a brave and capable young woman challenged our dangerous Tower Guardian.
DONNA (36-5966) (53-19-1,250) of BABES challenged PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (50-8-1,528)
of MANNEQUIN'S BEST.  DONNA was devastated by PRODIGAL SON in a 2 minute mismatched
Challenge Title fight.  Well challenged, Donna.  And well fought, Prodigal Son.
     We had three deaths this cycle!
     * FIREBALL (4-5486) (26-14-0,212) of F BALLS challenged TRIPLE-X (30-4452)
(27-12-0,213) of LOVE LETTERS.  FIREBALL assassinated TRIPLE-X in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge match.
     * DICK TATER (18-8675) (14-2-1,133) of FUNKY FOLK challenged SCADDIE (42-4381)
(32-24-1,136) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  DICK TATER assassinated SCADDIE in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge struggle.
     * TWIG (82-25226) (67-47-0,210) of POWER PLAY fought SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ (30-4583)
(35-26-1,152) of THE WARLOCKS.  TWIG dispatched SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute
contest.
     I have sent each of these poor sods a nice crate of grapefruits (a wonderful
blood cleaner, good for getting those nasty resurrection by-products out of your
blood).  Please accept my sympathy, as well.
     Needless to say, Kaiden is our Overall Popularity leader, as I expect she'll be
until she gets inducted to Primus.  KAIDEN (35-3108) (139-145-2,216) of VIOLENT FEMS
fought NASTY RASH (96-2347) (18-12-4,183) of THIS SUCKS.  KAIDEN devastated NASTY
RASH in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven bout.  It was an easy fight for her, this
time, against a drastically less experienced opponent.
     Hmm.  Our least popular warrior was Hoffa.  It's hard to see why.  This was a
good fight!  HOFFA (49-3185) (90-173-0,210) of STORIES fought BILLY MITCHELL
(82-17798) (35-48-1,168) of MEDAL OF HONOR AA3.  HOFFA savagely defeated BILLY
MITCHELL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal bout.
     This cycle's favorite--clearly due to "scum sympathy"--was Quasar.  DIRT BAG
(65-4832) (38-18-1,213) of SCUM fought QUASAR (18-5925) (70-93-0,189) of MAD
SCIENTISTS.  DIRT BAG unbelievably bested QUASAR in a crowd pleasing 7 minute
gruesome bout.
     I have relatively little to say as, despite the beauty of the season, I have
some how contracted the flu.  Don't feel well at all.  Please enjoy the next two
weeks, and I hope to see you again when we're all in fine fettle.

                                Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         51   8  1  558  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         42  20  2  301  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          62  25  9  287  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 MARCIE 36-6076              33  22  1  271  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 FIREBALL 4-5486             27  14  1  265  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      81  97  0  262  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           49  38  6  255  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      69  88  0  251  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TWIG 82-25226               68  47  1  250  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          102  73  0  249  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 KRAMER 47-5191              48  39  0  247  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
-WIRLITZ 3-4861              43  25  1  246  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 MOD COD 55-2638            113 135  3  238  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            79  37  1  237  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 CORKY 1-4285                50  43  2  237  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  26  12  1  237  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           43  26  1  234  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      72  33  1  231  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       57  60  1  227  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KAIDEN 35-3108             140 145  2  226  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        126  82  2  224  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SELEX 40-3039               41  16  0  224  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
-PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       35  14  1  224  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (5422)    DULLENS
 YOBER 2-4537                34  35  1  221  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    136  67  3  219  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            39  18  1  218  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       96  98  2  217  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 OTIS 3-6501                 50  38  4  217  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 REM 74-2853                 48  41  0  216  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-ELENDUR 29-2013             88  69  1  213  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         76  69  2  213  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HOFFA 49-3185               91 173  0  212  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           35  29  5  212  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 GAZELLE 56-3701             59  73  0  211  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 COBRA 29-4355               36  33  1  211  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        32  13  2  211  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       73  95  0  209  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           29  20  1  209  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893         101 119  4  207  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
-NOTTHUR 3-4740              40  19  1  207  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 SOAPY 65-6108               27  13  1  206  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        94  86  1  205  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         54  28  0  205  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          29  32  2  205  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 QUINTAL 18-8341             63  52  3  204  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    49  42  0  204  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     37  26  1  204  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       31  27  1  204  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            53  22  1  203  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     25  16  0  203  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      65  57  0  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DONNA 36-5966               53  20  1  202  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         32  11  0  202  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
-MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270  17   5  0  202  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
-HALO 11-6189                50  23  2  201  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      47  30  3  201  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 HALAS 42-513                52  46  3  200  THE BEARS (768)            RODEKI
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      40  23  0  200  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-FOOT BALL 4-6305            37  16  1  200  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       27  29  6  200  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          51  36  1  199  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         23  13  2  199  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       69  44  2  198  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       68  74  3  198  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  56  36  1  197  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     51  35  1  197  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 FUGAZI 38-3565              20   4  2  197  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 ICE FOX 5-3877              42  19  0  196  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 QUASAR 18-5925              70  94  0  195  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     60  42  2  195  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
-GENEVIEVE 68-3561           58  56  0  195  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 ZIMA 1-7750                 41  30  0  195  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 CEER 96-1537                35  43  4  195  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    82  60  2  194  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     35  27  0  194  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 SANDMAN 74-2896             30  47  3  194  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       60  78  3  193  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 MAC 35-2993                 56  44  0  193  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 HONEY 11-6368               43  72  2  193  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            27  13  0  193  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      20  13  0  193  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   73  67  4  192  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CUDDLY 1-1900               48  26  0  192  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 MELKOR 13-1821              46  20  0  191  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      33  53  1  191  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
-ASHANDAR 21-5694            22   7  0  191  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 MOOSE 56-3459               46  69  0  190  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 FALCON 82-11173             45  45  1  190  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         33  16  2  189  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 EVERSTORM 69-641           107 108  2  188  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         58  69  0  188  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
-BIGGLES 60-6032             34  42  0  188  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       29  12  0  188  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            38  26  3  187  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       33  16  0  187  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
-RAJEREK 21-6045             31   9  0  187  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 FORK BALL 4-6244            41  17  0  186  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597    31  16  1  186  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
-LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       28  12  0  186  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 SKYWISE 11-5687             61  93  1  185  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LUDO 18-708                 56  63  2  185  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 COYOTE 60-7626              39  38  2  185  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      17  19  0  185  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
-SKINWALKER 6-6043           30   9  3  184  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            56  33  0  183  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     106  82  0  182  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          68  79  1  182  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        46  50  0  182  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 MADONNA 60-7780             43  29  3  182  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
-BIGFACE 82-237              21   5  0  182  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         67  65  0  181  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      35  26  1  181  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          29  26  0  181  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       33  10  2  180  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599   26  18  1  180  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 DICK TATER 18-8675          15   2  2  180  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           55  96  0  178  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SCRAG 96-1173               23   9  4  178  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          18  13  4  177  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         68  79  1  176  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       63  93  0  176  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   53  52  0  176  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         43  70  1  176  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     35  49  1  174  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         20   5  3  174  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     55  86  2  173  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  19  16  5  173  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL
 SILHOUETTE 26-2006          31  15  1  172  MENAGERIE (4472)           CALEAM
 DONAHAR 24-3006             51  59  1  171  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     32  21  1  171  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167  19  10  1  170  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 TOTURI 7-5051               25  12  0  168  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
-PEA POD 33-7338             29  17  0  167  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  41  43  2  166  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    35  27  1  165  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  33  49  2  164  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         42  58  1  162  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 INCISOR 9-5185              31  23  1  161  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          43  28  0  159  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        32  21  1  159  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          31  14  3  159  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         32  28  1  158  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 HANA 82-24461               27  12  0  158  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 CALYX 30-4151               40  43  2  156  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        25  15  1  156  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         60  31  0  153  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  39  68  3  152  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 PRISONER 0069 82-31419      21  11  0  151  DUNGEON CELL 14 (5576)     DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        33  21  4  149  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GITARIOS 82--19918          27  19  1  147  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           31  21  0  144  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 REALITY 45-4383             24  11  1  144  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
-JACKHAMMER 11-6613          28  15  6  143  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 RIREMA 36-6934              19   6  2  143  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        60  62  1  142  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         27  23  1  141  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ANGST 35-3560               28  20  0  140  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     17  19  2  140  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   50 109  0  139  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801    12   1  0  139  DONT ANSWER THAT (5505)    DWES EG
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         48  42  1  137  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        32   8  0  137  CAER SIDHE (4712)          KATI-TEI
-KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          24  12  5  137  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
-FARSHOT 11-6713             27  14  0  136  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 ONE MAN ARMY 82-28261       12   5  0  131  ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (5603)     DWES EG
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         34  59  1  130  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      22  19  1  130  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
 BALROG 10-3115              13   2  0  129  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
 DARTH SION 18-9233          36  40  1  128  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 RAINSONG 11-6128            48  85  0  127  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SCADDIE 42-4381             32  25  1  127  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        20  56  0  126  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SCURVY LAD 2-5366           19   6  1  125  SEA DOGS (5575)            NIANIA
-VASSAL 18-7637              31  18  2  124  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          34  37  2  123  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SPEKTER 36-4921             26  21  0  120  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 WEYLUND 82-3660             53  71  1  119  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
-AVATAR 82-11170             25  12  0  119  WHISPERNIGHT (5072)        DWES EG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         29  26  1  117  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917        9   3  0  116  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
-EDWARD GOREY 81-222         32  19  0  115  LITERATE LOONS (5553)      SHADOWSPIRE
-DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         25  14  1  112  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
-ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      20  14  0  109  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG
-GUTENBERG 81-167            29  21  0  108  DARQUE AGES (5439)         SHADOWSPIRE
 ORAN JI 16-5299             26  36  1  105  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 NUYEN NICK 81-331           21  13  3  105  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 ORC CHOPS 81-490            22  13  0  104  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
-BRENNA 35-3995              25  27  0  102  CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107)    MURSKA
-FOORMAN 21-6346             24  30  0  102  LIGHT BRIGADE (5534)       SUNSET
-CRIMSON 81-122              25  25  1  101  BATTLE GRUNTS (5629)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IMPORT-EXPORT 81-76         29  23  3   99  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 GODZILLA 46-3969            18  12  1   99  THE BEARS II (5588)        ARDIVENT
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155          16   7  4   98  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        32  30  0   97  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
-FLICKED BOOGERS 60-6989     23  27  1   97  HIT ME WITH... (5568)      ARADI
-HUNTER 81-120               22  28  2   96  BATTLE GRUNTS (5629)       SHADOWSPIRE
-HORSEFLY 11-6860            20  36  0   96  KRILL CAVALRY (4359)       ARUAK CITY
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            38  20  1   95  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        36  24  1   94  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     17  13  1   94  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        31  10  1   93  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
-LONGSHOT 18-8981            27   7  1   93  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-STAN DAUFF 25-5323          18   5  1   93  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           22  14  0   92  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-HAROLUE 2-5464              24  18  1   91  THE GOLDEN FISH (4367)     NIANIA
 FORMIDABLE 82-17495         10   3  0   91  F-TROOP (5310)             DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MCBAIN 81-318               25  18  0   90  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
-ASSASSIN 21-6495            24  17  1   90  LIGHT BRIGADE (5534)       SUNSET
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          13   4  2   88  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 SLEETBOMB 62-3234           19  16  0   87  MONSTER RANCHER (4288)     VALAMANTIS
 ULTIMATE PAIN 4-5774        15   3  1   86  LUROCIANS Z2 (5459)        JHELUM
-HOMOCULOUS 6-5798           15   5  0   86  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442      6   4  0   84  NASCAR NINJAS II (5498)    DWES EG
-SOVEREYN 25-4870            26  14  0   83  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
-FROO-FROO 18-9589           23  11  3   83  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN 82-15292     7   3  0   83  LUROCIANS XVII (5494)      DWES EG
 VINNIE THE TUSH 73-2122      6   2  0   82  MAFIA DUDES (5345)         ERINIKA
 BRIGAND 82-9639             12   7  1   79  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SCOURGE 18-7847             24  17  0   78  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-HULIK 29-4992               20  15  1   76  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
-FORLORN 6-6272              18  22  2   76  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CONSORTIUM? 81-77           29  23  0   75  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      18  10  1   75  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-DIMAGGIO 63-2705            18   5  0   74  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            30  53  0   73  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-GREASESPOT 60-5964          23  31  0   73  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    22  25  1   73  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         21  78  1   73  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-SHELLEY 46-4030             19  12  4   73  FANDILS (731)              ARDIVENT
 SELLING... 82-9636          28  22  2   72  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
 SWAN 84-4414                18  12  3   71  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
 STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508       11   6  5   70  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             31  45  2   69  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   21  15  1   69  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
-PETE MOSS 19-4968           18   9  2   68  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 LITTLEST TYRANT 82--22527   12   4  0   67  THE NEPHEW (5630)          DWES EG
 PAPA ROTZI 18-9551          16  12  2   65  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   34  96  2   63  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 BLESSING 82--16892          12   4  0   62  DM ROLL-UPS (5615)         DWES EG
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   30  54  1   61  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 PEG LEG 36-6196             25  21  0   61  SEA DOGS (5531)            JHANS
-SMUSH 11-6916               20   6  1   61  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-MATTEO 38-4733              19  14  1   61  BOY O'S (5570)             CLIFFHOME
-UNLUCKY DUCK 65-6962        17  12  2   61  MIGHTY DUCKS (5197)        DAL SHANG
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           31  84  1   60  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 DEXTER 81-452               24  18  0   60  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 SPIRITWALKER 60-8431        16   8  1   60  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
 ELRIC 82-27440               6   1  0   59  LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (5602)  DWES EG
 STEINBACH 30-4473           43  73  0   58  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 HK-47 18-8584               33  72  0   58  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 XANAX 28-4384               20  10  0   58  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 LONG NOSE HAIRS 81-225      22  30  1   57  AARP (5625)                SHADOWSPIRE
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       22  55  1   55  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-LYLYANNA 15-4919            15  10  0   55  DARK CREATION (5227)       MALCORN
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         33  49  0   54  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-KNUCKLE 35-3858             14  11  1   54  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 PANE 35-3822                15  10  1   53  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         31  45  2   50  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-BUZZ 83-155                 14   7  0   49  OLLIS HEROES (5626)        TELORINTHE
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         35  66  1   48  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 HOFFA 60-7713               26  45  0   47  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          21  17  1   45  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         27  16  1   43  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 WILLOW 82--12122            11   4  2   42  DARK TOGS (5616)           DWES EG
-DEIRDRE 82-15176             8   5  0   42  TOADS OF AMBER 2 (5493)    DWES EG
 FAIRUZA 61-3426             23  15  0   39  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
-DAN STEPPE 19-5000          16   9  2   39  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-CLYDE 35-3665               22  20  3   34  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  25  0   29  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       26  50  0   28  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SLEDGE 11-6917              17  14  3   24  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 TV ON THE RADIO 97-2519      8   5  5   20  COLLEGE RADIO BG (5375)    SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
SCADDIE 42-4381           32  25  1 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426    DICK TATER 18-8675        584
TRIPLE-X 30-4452          27  13  0 LOVE LETTERS 5287      FIREBALL 4-5486           584
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583  35  27  1 THE WARLOCKS 5120      TWIG 82-25226             584

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Dick Tater -- Baked, with sour cream and chives.  Yes? -- Peach Nutt

Pink Floyd -- Yech.  I never did care for pink.  Especially not when it's produced by
my blood being diluted with snow.  Ow. -- O Puncha

Calyx -- And this is a problem why? -- Oran Ji

Oopsiditagain -- Yes, so am I.  Could I interest you in dining with me tonight? --
Punh Jently
P.S.  I'm very susceptible to the orcish figure on a woman.

Sudden Death -- I didn't need this today.  I already didn't have enough sleep. --
N.D. Grasse

Elendur -- *scowling*  How could somebody with that LOSER style beat me!  Dang! --
Rem

Flabby-O -- It was to be expected.  Unlike Rem, my job is to train promising young
warriors.  Why didn't you learn anything? -- Hummingbird

Twig -- Bah.  Golem. -- Crooked Hoof

Choking Chicken -- Change your train, fowl. -- Gazelle

Silhouette -- You're very good... but is it possible that I'm better?  Or were you
just having a really bad day? -- Mountain Goat

Arthur Beyer -- Hmm.  Just as Mountain Goat said...that was truly unexpected. --
Moose

Delaware Run -- Oh crap!  I didn't mean to kill you!  I mean...I really didn't MEAN
to stick my sword through your head.  I hope you're feeling better now. -- Sandman

Rainsong -- Good try.  But you are a greater pud than I.  Therefore, it is your
destiny to teach me. -- Sleepwalker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DONNA was devastated by PRODIGAL SON in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MELKOR was demolished by IMAGE ENHANCER in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
NECROMANCER bested MIYAGI'S MIATA in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
FIREBALL assassinated TRIPLE-X in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
COBRA viciously subdued BOB LE CANADIEN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
SOAPY slimly won victory over MAC in a popular 6 minute Challenge competition.
FORK BALL was vanquished by YOBER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SOUL SCOURGE overpowered CEER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PLACES THE LOTION... was overpowered by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SURFER ROSA was overcome by FIBULARIS in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
SILHOUETTE was subdued by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
HOT TOMATO demolished DORIE MILLER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FUGAZI overcame MADONNA in a popular 1 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
DICK TATER assassinated SCADDIE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
PINK FLOYD handily defeated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
STANLEY'S MOM bested HK-47 in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge brawl.
FORMIDABLE demolished N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PAPA ROTZI overpowered FAIRUZA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TV ON THE RADIO was devastated by PUNH JENTLY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GODZILLA vanquished CONSORTIUM? in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KRAMER slimly won victory over YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
MOD COD demolished THE NOTHING in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SPOTTED PONY savagely defeated FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
PUDDING PARADE subdued SQUIRREL KILLER in a exciting 1 minute melee.
THE MAD CARROT was vanquished by PORK ROLL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DIRT BAG unbelievably bested QUASAR in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout.
SELEX savagely defeated BLACK ORC in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
OTIS overcame SHEPHERD MOON in a exciting 1 minute fight.
ALVIN YORK subdued FLAT TOP in a popular 2 minute fight.
MARCIE overpowered NEOPHYTE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN demolished SOLSBURY HILL in a 1 minute uneven contest.
TENACIOUS luckily beat SUCCOTASH in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
KAIDEN devastated NASTY RASH in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
CRACKED AND LEAKING demolished ROY BENAVIDEZ in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FLABBY-O overpowered SANDMAN in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
MAST MONKEY was handily defeated by REDDI WHIP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CORKY vanquished BLACK ARCHER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
GLITTER MARKS vanquished UNHOLY GERBIL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
CUDDLY was viciously subdued by BLOOD PIE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory duel.
COYOTE was bested by BLACK MESSIAH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
LE PAIN DLG handily defeated SCRAPPLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
QUINTAL defeated MINOTAUR CRUSADER in a popular 1 minute battle.
MARK OF THE BEAST won victory over THOMAS FOWLER in a 2 minute bout.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER beat TOTURI in a popular 1 minute fray.
REM overcame LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a exciting 1 minute brutal duel.
IN-BRED BEAR was overcome by HUMMINGBIRD in a exciting 1 minute bout.
HONEY demolished EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE BUTCHER bested STRONGBOW in a 2 minute conflict.
GAZELLE beat SALENA WARSMITH in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was subdued by CRAZY FINGERS in a 2 minute brawl.
CAT IN THE HAT overpowered ICE FOX in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP demolished JOLEE BINDO in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
SKYWISE was overpowered by ISAWA TADAKA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
MOOSE was overpowered by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ROMUALD B TUNE was viciously subdued by YELLOWJACKET in a exciting 2 minute contest.
ZIMA overpowered TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
TY DEL-WAVE was demolished by ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HOFFA savagely defeated BILLY MITCHELL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal bout.
RAGING PYROTHAG vanquished WALL OF GLASS in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
HALF-ORC CAPTAIN defeated DONAHAR in a action packed 1 minute melee.
HATCH BATTENER overpowered JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FALCON savagely defeated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
TWIG dispatched SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute contest.
CHICKEN HAWK was overpowered by HALAS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
RIREMA was overpowered by INDENTURED OARSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
INCISOR vanquished TATIANA SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SLEEPS ALL DAY demolished SHADOW ANGEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
THE SMALL CAT demolished REALITY in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
CALYX demolished WEYLUND in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven conflict.
IGOR MALMORT was overpowered by SCRAG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BELY MEDVED subdued HARLEY THE CADAVER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.
ARTHUR BEYER was vanquished by SOFT 'N CHEWY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CROOKED HOOF was overpowered by HAPPY APPLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PARROT KEEPER demolished DRUNK DENNIS in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
EVERSTORM demolished THE BIG CAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
ONE MAN ARMY overpowered NUYEN NICK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
ORAN JI was vanquished by SCURVY LAD in a action packed 2 minute uneven match.
DELIA'S GONE was savagely defeated by OPEN UP, POLICE in a popular 3 minute duel.
PEACH NUTT was savagely defeated by GWYN AP NUDD in a exciting 4 minute gory brawl.
SPEKTER was overpowered by PRISONER 0069 in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
SLEEPWALKER was overpowered by DELAWARE RUN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANGST demolished HELL WEEK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HANA beat FRANKENBUTT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome duel.
JUNGLE JUICE was overpowered by RONE BLOODHOUSE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DARTH SION was overpowered by GITARIOS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
RAINSONG demolished GUNS OF BRIXTON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BALROG was viciously subdued by ETERNAL D.J. in a action packed 4 minute bloody melee.
FRYV DARKSHADE was narrowly defeated by OOPSIDIDITAGAIN in a 6 minute match.
ORC CHOPS overpowered O PUNCHA in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
VAIDISAVA was overpowered by DANCING SMURF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
IMPORT-EXPORT subdued JUMPIN' in a 2 minute competition.
WALTER EHLERS overpowered MISSION VAO in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SVAD BONEGRIN handily defeated PEG LEG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VINNIE THE TUSH was savagely defeated by MANUEL PEREZ in a exciting 5 minute bout.
ELRIC subdued DARTH TIMMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
PANE was viciously subdued by SWAN in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
ULTIMATE PAIN overpowered BLESSING in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ICHIRO TRICKLE vanquished DEXTER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
LITTLEST TYRANT devastated LOCKENLOAD in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
PTAR STONEBLADE vanquished HOFFA in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
BRIGAND demolished STEINBACH in a exciting 3 minute brutal uneven bout.
SELLING... defeated TREESTUMP in a 1 minute duel.
WILLOW viciously subdued WALK THE LINE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE subdued WOLFBROTHER in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
XANAX was demolished by SLEETBOMB in a action packed 2 minute one-sided contest.
MCBAIN devastated LONG NOSE HAIRS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOC SQUEAL demolished YELLOW JACKET in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
SPIRITWALKER vanquished SUDDEN DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  63         LUNGING ATTACK   320 - 227 -  3      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      30         PARRY-RIPOSTE     42 -  30 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         AIMED BLOW       158 - 142 -  3      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     24         SLASHING ATTACK  102 -  96 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 20         WALL OF STEEL    119 - 130 -  1      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         STRIKING ATTACK   86 - 101 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     16         PARRY-LUNGE       62 -  89 -  1      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  28 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         TOTAL PARRY       87 - 130 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  65 -  1      38  |

Turn 584 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    41 - 22     STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  9         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        15 - 15     SLASHING ATTACK    9 - 11         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  9         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL     10 - 14         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        8 - 16         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        51   8  1  558 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
LUNGING ATTACK   NECROMANCER 48-1041        42  20  2  301 NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         62  25  9  287 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757     81  97  0  262 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY      PUDDING PARADE 42-3902     69  88  0  251 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156         102  73  0  249 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLABBY-O 82-30720          43  26  1  234 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     72  33  1  231 THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            63  52  3  204 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  73  67  4  192 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was QUASAR 18-5925.  The ten other most popular fighters were PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 
42-3943, MAC 35-2993, COBRA 29-4355, BLOOD PIE 96-1918, MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759, OPEN 
UP, POLICE 82-25801, SOAPY 65-6108, BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798, BRIGAND 82-9639, and 
KRAMER 47-5191.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 60-7713.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778, LONG NOSE HAIRS 81-225, LOCKENLOAD 61-3422, 
DEXTER 81-452, PEG LEG 36-6196, MISSION VAO 18-8891, JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705, HELL WEEK 
3-6695, SPEKTER 36-4921, and CROOKED HOOF 56-3493.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           8  3 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  IAYE(30)             4  4 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             6  5 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  3 1  MURSKA(35)           2  3 0  JURINE(61)           0  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  4 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2 10 0  RODEKI(42)           5  4 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  4 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      4  5 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  8 1  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         22 12 1  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  3 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  2 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         51   8  1  558  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                34  35  1  221  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          102  73  0  249  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FIREBALL 4-5486             27  14  1  265  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              42  19  0  196  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            79  37  1  237  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 INCISOR 9-5185              31  23  1  161  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 BALROG 10-3115              13   2  0  129  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
 HONEY 11-6368               43  72  2  193  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        46  50  0  182  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 MELKOR 13-1821              46  20  0  191  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          34  37  2  123  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      81  97  0  262  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         54  28  0  205  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      72  33  1  231  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        32  13  2  211  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
 SILHOUETTE 26-2006          31  15  1  172  MENAGERIE (4472)           CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     106  82  0  182  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 COBRA 29-4355               36  33  1  211  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       69  44  2  198  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           29  20  1  209  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             140 145  2  226  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 MARCIE 36-6076              33  22  1  271  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              20   4  2  197  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 SELEX 40-3039               41  16  0  224  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     32  21  1  171  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      69  88  0  251  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       33  16  0  187  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             24  11  1  144  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GODZILLA 46-3969            18  12  1   99  THE BEARS II (5588)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              48  39  0  247  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         42  20  2  301  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               91 173  0  212  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     35  27  0  194  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            113 135  3  238  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             59  73  0  211  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        32  30  0   97  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     37  26  1  204  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 LOCKENLOAD 61-3422          21  17  1   45  CLAN GHOST BEARS (5563)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        94  86  1  205  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            39  18  1  218  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       29  12  0  188  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    136  67  3  219  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917        9   3  0  116  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
 VINNIE THE TUSH 73-2122      6   2  0   82  MAFIA DUDES (5345)         ERINIKA
 REM 74-2853                 48  41  0  216  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         33  16  2  189  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 TWIG 82-25226               68  47  1  250  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 SWAN 84-4414                18  12  3   71  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           35  29  5  212  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          62  25  9  287  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  19  16  5  173  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL