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Date   : 02/10/2009    Duedate: 02/23/2009

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-587

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 MENAGERIE 26/4472      43   20  0 68.3      STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    NIGHT'S GUARDIANS 48/821                    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
    CAER SIDHE 41/4712                          4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/4711                      D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560             
    THE ILLUMINATI 25/4589                      THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
    SILMARILLIAD 13/1024                        IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
    PATRONAS VERITAS 11/5633                    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
  2 SEA DOGS 2/5575        34   17  1 66.7      WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314                
    DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576                     STREET PIZZA 18/786                   
    SEA DOGS 21/5474                            WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315                
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                          8 KAOS 82/5443           32   24  1 57.1
    SEA DOGS 36/5531                            DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                
    SEA DOGS 1/5428                             ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                 
  3 DARK TOGS 82/5616      97   51  2 65.5    9 BOOMERISMS 96/5637    448  340  4 56.9
    LUROCIANS XVII 82/5494                      DM ROLL-UPS 82/5615                   
    NASCAR NINJAS II 82/5498                    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/5602                  SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    LUROCIANS Z2 4/5459                         SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
  4-DREAMTIME 60/5618     454  276  5 62.2      BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                 
    FUCHI OWNED 81/5530                         LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288                     THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207              
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        PUPPY POWER 40/5546                   
  5 SCUM 65/3594         3327 2173 65 60.5      BAG OF TRICKS 82/5632                 
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/5640                
    BABES 36/3876                            10 SEAGAL 97/5641       2123 1677 25 55.9
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072                  
    F BALLS 4/5204                              CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    THE BEARS 43/876                            AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
    CORPS 74/3405                               POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           BOOT LEATHER 82/5536                  
    THE HURT 36/1309                            DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    THE BEARS II 46/5588                        NEVERWAKE 11/5220                     
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE BEARS 42/768                            TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    THE BEARS 48/677                            RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                 
    THE BEARS 1/979                             WOLFBROTHERS 11/5643                  
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                       11 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119   1008  883 12 53.3
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    1949 YANKEES 63/5620                     12 LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  971  863 10 52.9
  6 REDUX 6 82/5045      1791 1272 20 58.5      DEATH STUDS XII 60/5644               
    DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505                    EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                 13 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566    9    8  0 52.9
    ROOKIE ARMADA 6 82/5603                  14 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     183  166  0 52.4
    LITTLE BLUE FREAKS 71/5348                  DAMAGE INC. 59/3483                   
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128                      OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
    MAFIA DUDES 73/5345                         GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    ALMOSTER II 98/5587                         OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    THIS SUCKS 96/5378                       15-BLOOD MASTER 97/5639   11   10  0 52.4
    THE BEGINNING 82/4963                    16 CROSSED THIE 82/5591   36   33  1 52.2
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                        SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267            
  7 COLORS 96/5636        351  263  5 57.2      ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266             

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 17 LA PENTARCHI 81/5519  666  637  5 51.1      TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423                     UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
 18 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  793  769 10 50.8      MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525                CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
    SUPERIOR FORCES A201 82/5597                MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1D 82/4508                  YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419             23 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   61   68  0 47.3
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571                24 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   52   62  0 45.6
    SUPE FORCES B608B 98/5586                25 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  746  895  8 45.5
 19-BAD SIGNS 83/5635     183  181  1 50.3   26 RADIO CLASH 41/5578    92  112  1 45.1
 20 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1599 1661 22 49.0   27-KEYS 2 THE K 96/5638   25   31  0 44.6
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  28 LOST CAUSE 35/4022     64   85  1 43.0
    MURPHY'S LAWYERS 59/5624                 29 REDHORSE 56/3727      410  570  2 41.8
 21 FANGS 9/5444         1429 1536 10 48.2      DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 30 071406V 82/5642        20   28  0 41.7
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                   SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     31 RHYME TYME 55/1881     59   87  0 40.4
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                    THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                32 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  699 1350  6 34.1
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                33 STORIES 49/2835       982 1926 17 33.8
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                   BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                          VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                34-STARBASE 5 15/5091     13   27  0 32.5
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406               35 ELFQUEST 11/4928      397  880  3 31.1
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407                  STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
 22 FANTASIA 1/4914      1607 1757 17 47.8      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     36-RAVAGING LOR 33/5383    1    1  0 50.0
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   37 GREEN WITH EN 3/5580    0    2  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of the arena in the mist!

Sadly, I must report two deaths this cycle:

* SCURVY LAD (2-5366) (21-6-1,146) of SEA DOGS fought RONE BLOODHOUSE (82-9606) (18-
19-2,148) of ECCENTRIC DWARVES.  SCURVY LAD executed RONE BLOODHOUSE in a popular 1
minute uneven battle.  Popular, was it?  Oh, it's all fun and games until somebody
gets carried out on two stretchers.  I've sent Mr. Bloodhouse a box of large, heavy-
duty rubber bands.  He can amuse himself by shooting them at his nurses while he
recuperates.

* Does Flabby-O LOOK like a squirrel, hmm?  SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) (61-43-2,222)
of END OF THE LINE fought FLABBY-O (82-30720) (44-27-1,204) of STREET PIZZAD XXII.
SQUIRREL KILLER easily killed FLABBY-O in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
Squirrel Killer is our top Lunger, by the way.  I have sent Flabby-O a squirrel in a
cage.  You always feel happier when you have a pet, right?

There were 30 (thirty) challenge matches!  Well done!

Mannequin's Best were avoided by Silmarilliad.  Again--well done!

Dexter had the distinction of being our most challenged warrior this cycle.  Just
think--if everyone who wanted to fight him had gotten their chance, we would have had
even more challenges!  Although poor Dex would be in sorry shape.  STAN DAUFF (25-
5323) (18-6-1,87) of FUNKY FOLK challenged DEXTER (81-452) (26-18-0,87) of OF WOLF
AND MAN.  STAN DAUFF beat DEXTER in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.

There was a Tournament Victor challenge, which is always worth celebrating!  BLESSING
(82-48644) (13-5-0,86) of DM ROLL-UPS TV challenged HELL WEEK (3-6695) (39-21-1,96)
of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.    BLESSING devastated HELL WEEK in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.  Well done.  Hell Week, just how... customized IS
Blessing?  I mean, does he look... normal-ish?

Perdina save us from those cold-eyed aimed blows with single-digits in their loss
column, eh?  Our Tower Guardian is a formidable fellow!  PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (53-8-
1,592) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST fought SNIPER BEAR (1-4893) (103-119-4,213) of THE BLACK
ZOO.  PRODIGAL SON vanquished SNIPER BEAR in an exciting 3 minute mismatched Title
fight.

Do I even need to tell you that Kaiden is still our Overall Popularity Leader?  HUGGY
(1-2227) (56-46-3,190) of THE BEARS fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (141-146-2,202) of
VIOLENT FEMS.  HUGGY was viciously subdued by KAIDEN in an exciting 2 minute bloody
match.

Now I am not sure why Flat Top was voted this cycle's favorite, aside from the fact
that he fought a very capable fight, with a lot of leaps and twirls.  FLAT TOP (35-
3533) (54-22-1,209) of THE BEARS challenged BOB LE CANADIEN (52-3632) (36-28-0,210)
of BLOOD AND GUTS!  FLAT TOP savagely defeated BOB LE CANADIEN in an exciting 5
minute Challenge struggle.  Not sissy twirls, mind you.  Manly twirls.

Oh dear.  There was a time when being an Evil Death Dude, or a reasonable facsimile,
was the height of fashion throughout Alastari.  But in these jaded times, no one
appreciates the glowing red eyes, and that is why Sudden Death was voted Least
Popular.  And the sad thing is, his manager probably MAKES him wear the glowing
contact lenses.  PETE MOSS (19-4968) (19-10-2,76) of FUNKY FOLK fought SUDDEN DEATH
(62-3778) (0-27-0,26) of EVIL DEATH DUDES.  PETE MOSS devastated SUDDEN DEATH in a 1
minute uneven duel.

And that, my friend, is all for this report.  I have to rush off to an appointment
with a mage, whom I shall hire to obtain evidence that N.D. Grasse is a golem.

With warmest regards,

                                    Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         54   8  1  605  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          65  25  9  335  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     62  43  3  296  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          105  73  0  277  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 MOD COD 55-2638            116 135  3  270  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       60  60  1  268  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ICE FOX 5-3877              45  19  0  256  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 FURRY S. MASON 59-192       38  35  1  256  MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)    ILLIS
-SELEX 40-3039               43  16  0  251  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      68  57  0  239  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-FORK BALL 4-6244            42  17  0  239  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            58  34  0  237  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 MELKOR 13-1821              49  20  0  237  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         44  21  2  235  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 CEER 96-1537                37  44  4  231  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         69  66  0  229  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
-HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       45  43  2  226  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
-DIRT BAG 65-4832            40  18  1  226  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        96  87  1  222  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 QUINTAL 18-8341             65  53  3  222  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-RANGER 43-2350              52  39  2  222  THE BEARS (876)            VEASTIAN
 FALCON 82-11173             48  45  1  222  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      71  89  0  221  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            55  22  1  221  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         36  16  2  221  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         25  14  2  220  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    138  68  3  218  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 HONEY 11-6368               45  73  2  218  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       98  99  2  216  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
-HALAS 42-513                53  46  3  215  THE BEARS (768)            RODEKI
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           51  39  6  215  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  28  13  1  215  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 FIREBALL 4-5486             28  16  1  214  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 CORKY 1-4285                52  44  2  213  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 KAIDEN 35-3108             142 146  2  212  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
-ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     108  82  0  212  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    85  60  2  212  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CUDDLY 1-1900               50  26  0  212  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        128  83  2  211  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         55  28  0  211  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 YOBER 2-4537                36  36  1  211  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           30  21  1  210  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MAC 35-2993                 58  44  0  207  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       74  97  0  206  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 KRAMER 47-5191              50  40  0  206  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        49  50  0  206  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SOAPY 65-6108               29  14  1  206  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893         103 120  4  205  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 COBRA 29-4355               38  34  1  205  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            38  17  1  205  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         78  70  2  204  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     36  29  0  204  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-RAJEREK 21-6045             32   9  0  204  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 OTIS 3-6501                 51  40  4  202  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-MARCIE 36-6076              33  23  1  202  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          69  81  1  201  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
-NIKITA 36-6639              25  15  1  201  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 QUASAR 18-5925              72  95  0  200  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 REM 74-2853                 50  42  0  200  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       32  29  1  200  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 FOOS BALL 4-6366            24   3  1  200  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 EVERSTORM 69-641           108 110  2  199  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         70  80  1  199  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       30  14  0  199  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
-BIGFACE 82-237              22   5  0  199  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   74  69  4  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ZIMA 1-7750                 43  31  0  198  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           90  63  0  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             60  75  0  197  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      48  32  3  197  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
-SCRAG 96-1173               24   9  4  197  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  58  37  1  196  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
-HALO 11-6189                50  24  2  196  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           44  28  1  195  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            39  28  3  195  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        33  15  2  195  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
-MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270  17   6  0  194  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         44  72  1  193  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          44  30  0  193  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FILLETED 36-2659            37  34  3  193  THE HURT (1309)            JHANS
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     52  37  1  192  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MOOSE 56-3459               47  71  0  192  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           36  31  5  192  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
-THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      20  14  0  192  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       69  76  3  191  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         62  32  0  191  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MADONNA 60-7780             44  31  3  191  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 SANDMAN 74-2896             31  49  3  191  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     25  19  0  191  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         59  71  0  190  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         33  12  0  190  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      40  26  0  189  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       35  11  2  189  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 HOFFA 49-3185               92 175  0  188  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       60  81  3  188  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 HUGGY 1-2227                56  47  3  188  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 CALYX 30-4151               41  45  2  188  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TONNELLE 52-3634            31  21  2  188  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 TRIPLE-X 30-4452            28  15  0  188  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
 SKYWISE 11-5687             61  96  1  187  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 PRISONER 0069 82-31419      23  12  0  186  DUNGEON CELL 14 (5576)     DWES EG
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            81  38  1  185  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     36  51  1  185  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      34  55  1  185  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
-SKINWALKER 6-6043           30  10  3  185  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 TOTURI 7-5051               27  13  0  185  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    49  45  0  184  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        35   8  0  184  CAER SIDHE (4712)          KATI-TEI
-ASHANDAR 21-5694            22   8  0  183  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 TWIG 82-25226               69  49  1  182  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       71  45  2  181  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          19  15  4  180  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      72  36  1  179  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 COYOTE 60-7626              40  40  2  179  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      36  28  1  179  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 SCURVY LAD 2-5366           22   6  2  178  SEA DOGS (5575)            NIANIA
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        34  22  1  177  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
-HOT TOMATO 33-6305          29  27  0  176  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       27  32  6  176  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      17  22  0  176  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
-LUDO 18-708                 56  64  2  175  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         43  60  1  174  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           55  99  0  173  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   55  53  0  172  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 DONAHAR 24-3006             52  61  1  172  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       34  18  0  172  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          32  16  3  172  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       63  96  0  171  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 HANA 82-24461               28  14  0  171  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 DICK TATER 18-8675          15   5  2  171  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          52  38  1  168  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         51  42  1  168  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ANGST 35-3560               30  20  0  167  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 REALITY 45-4383             26  12  1  165  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           34  21  0  164  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         24  18  1  164  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
-SILHOUETTE 26-2006          31  17  1  163  MENAGERIE (4472)           CALEAM
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         33  30  1  162  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPEKTER 36-4921             28  22  0  162  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     33  23  1  161  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GITARIOS 82--19918          30  19  1  161  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167  21  11  1  161  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
-OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801    13   1  0  159  DONT ANSWER THAT (5505)    DWES EG
-JACKHAMMER 11-6613          29  15  6  158  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-BALROG 10-3115              14   2  0  157  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        35  22  4  156  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-PEA POD 33-7338             29  18  0  151  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        61  64  1  150  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 WEYLUND 82-3660             55  72  1  150  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  42  45  2  150  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     55  89  2  149  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         27  26  1  149  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          35  39  2  148  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  41  69  3  147  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 INCISOR 9-5185              32  25  1  146  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
-ACES & EIGHTS 82-18441      21  14  0  145  BOOT LEATHER (5536)        DWES EG
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      23  21  1  144  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         31  27  1  141  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     18  20  2  141  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 ONE MAN ARMY 82-28261       13   6  0  141  ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (5603)     DWES EG
 RAINSONG 11-6128            49  87  0  139  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         35  61  1  139  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        33  11  1  137  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
-RIREMA 36-6934              20   7  2  134  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
-DANCING SMURF 71-2917       10   3  0  134  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
 ULTIMATE PAIN 4-5774        18   3  1  133  LUROCIANS Z2 (5459)        JHELUM
-ONEWOLF 11-5505             41   9  0  132  WOLFBROTHERS (5643)        ARUAK CITY
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        21  58  0  132  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 DARTH SION 18-9233          36  43  1  130  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 CHASITY BELT 18-6507        28   9  0  130  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
-VASSAL 18-7637              31  19  2  128  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  34  51  2  127  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
-FARSHOT 11-6713             27  15  0  125  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-AVATAR 82-11170             25  13  0  124  WHISPERNIGHT (5072)        DWES EG
 KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          24  15  5  123  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    35  30  1  122  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   51 111  0  121  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        33  31  0  118  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 ORAN JI 16-5299             27  38  1  118  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         25  17  1  114  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 IMPORT-EXPORT 81-76         31  24  3  113  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-ORC CHOPS 81-490            22  14  0  111  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        37  26  1  109  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-MCBAIN 81-318               27  18  0  109  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT OF TIME 30-4681         24  32  1  105  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-NUYEN NICK 81-331           22  14  3  105  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
-TRELLIN XISS 25-5321        26  25  0  103  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-DACEANA LINZ 40-4244        24  29  1  102  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CHROMIAN 81-40              24  27  1  100  CULT OF BACCHUS (5523)     SHADOWSPIRE
-GODZILLA 46-3969            18  13  1  100  THE BEARS II (5588)        ARDIVENT
 BLESSING 82--16892          14   5  0  100  DM ROLL-UPS (5615)         DWES EG
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          19   6  1   99  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN 82-15292    10   3  0   98  LUROCIANS XVII (5494)      DWES EG
-LONGSHOT 18-8981            28   7  1   96  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PEG LEG 36-6196             28  21  0   94  SEA DOGS (5531)            JHANS
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     17  16  1   93  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
-CELADUS 29-4948             24  17  2   91  EQUESTORS (1376)           LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442      9   4  0   91  NASCAR NINJAS II (5498)    DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      21  10  1   89  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-HOMOCULOUS 6-5798           16   5  0   88  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-P53 96-2409                 11   6  5   87  SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
 DEXTER 81-452               26  19  0   86  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
-2 INAROW 82-22945            8   9  0   85  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
 DIMAGGIO 63-2705            19   7  0   84  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 WILLOW 82--12122            14   4  2   84  DARK TOGS (5616)           DWES EG
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            39  22  1   83  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SELLING... 82-9636          29  22  2   83  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
-THE TUSKER 33-7568          22  13  0   83  RAVAGING LORDS (5383)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 RUSSIAN BEAR 62-4427        15  10  2   83  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 ELRIC 82-27440               9   1  0   82  LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (5602)  DWES EG
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   23  16  1   81  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
-VINNIE THE TUSH 73-2122      6   3  0   81  MAFIA DUDES (5345)         ERINIKA
-SCOURGE 18-7847             25  17  0   80  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-BLEDD 21-6565               22  13  0   79  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           20  10  2   78  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-CONSORTIUM? 81-77           30  23  0   77  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 JACK HAMMA 19-5001          16   6  2   77  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 CARMELO 82-17510            11   9  0   76  SUPERIOR FORCES A201 (5597 DWES EG
 PANE 35-3822                16  11  1   75  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         35  50  0   74  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   31  56  1   73  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         22  80  1   72  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 BRIGAND 82-9639             13   8  1   72  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG
-KHORGA KHAN 82-6730          4   0  0   71  THE BEGINNING (4963)       DWES EG
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    23  27  1   70  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           22  16  0   69  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-SLEETBOMB 62-3234           19  17  0   69  MONSTER RANCHER (4288)     VALAMANTIS
 ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717    17   6  0   69  BAG OF TRICKS (5632)       DWES EG
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          14   6  2   68  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
-THE MONK 33-7595            18  12  1   67  RAVAGING LORDS (5383)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 ENIGMA XXV 60-7871          13   9  1   67  DEATH STUDS XII (5644)     ARADI
 HK-47 18-8584               34  74  0   66  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           32  86  1   66  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            30  56  0   66  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 HOFFA 60-7713               27  47  0   66  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-WINNER 75-813               20  16  1   65  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             31  48  2   64  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 GHETTO DEFENDANT 41-4351    22  11  2   64  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
-FORLORN 6-6272              18  23  2   62  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508       13   7  5   62  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         29  17  1   60  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   35  98  2   59  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-PAPA ROTZI 18-9551          16  13  2   59  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 TRAIN WRECK 62-4121         16  11  1   58  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     46 116  1   57  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 XANAX 28-4384               22  11  0   57  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-BOSS 15-4877                17  20  1   57  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         32  47  2   55  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-SPIRITWALKER 60-8431        17   9  1   55  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   8  10  4   52  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       23  57  1   50  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 FAITH 82-4515                7   3  0   48  SUPERIOR FORCES 1D (4508)  DWES EG
 STEINBACH 30-4473           43  76  0   47  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       26  53  0   47  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BUD GREEN 3-5434            15  15  0   47  GREEN WITH ENVY (5580)     OSKSI
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         35  69  1   46  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 RELENTLESS 62-4148          14  12  3   41  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961    8   4  4   37  BOOMERISMS (5637)          OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        10   2  5   35  BLOODY SUNDAYS (5640)      SHADOW GROVE
-ALICE BLUE 96-2933           7   4  4   35  COLORS (5636)              OLD VALAMANTIS
-DAN STEPPE 19-5000          16  10  2   32  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  28  0   32  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
-TODAY YOU DIE 97-3123        6   4  3   25  SEAGAL (5641)              SHADOW GROVE
-SLEDGE 11-6917              17  15  3   22  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-SMUSH 11-6916               20   7  1   20  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606   18  20  2 ECCENTRIC DWARVES 4266 SCURVY LAD 2-5366         587
FLABBY-O 82-30720         44  28  1 STREET PIZZAD XXI 5279 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278   587

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Reality -- Not something I handle well, or I wouldn't be a gladiator to begin with.
-- Peach Nutt

     Heh!

Rirema -- If you say so. -- Oran Ji

Fryv Darkshade -- Good thing you aren't a Lightshade, or people would be sticking you
on their lamps. -- Punh Jently

Oopsididitagain -- And that name is worth "oopsing" over.  Why do people do this? --
O Puncha
P.S.  If you want to beat up your manager over it, I'll come hold your cloak.

Yellow Jacket -- Not a becoming color for you, but what the heck.  I knew a man once
who talked about the different ways people should shape the crowns of their hats so
as not to look silly wearing them.  And someone asked him what a six-foot-six cowboy
should do to HIS hat so people wouldn't laugh at him, and the guy said, "All he needs
to do is frown."  Which I guess is all you need to do. -- N.D. Grasse

Galen -- Definitely golem blood.  Not to worry, lots of people don't realize they're
golems until they get in front of a Commission assessor and the truth comes out.
Myself, I think their parents should tell them.  It can be a shock otherwise. -- N.D.
Grasse

     No.  I even LOOK like my Uncle Donvald.  Stop saying that!

The Butcher -- Cleavers are not a permitted weapon. -- Hummingbird

Isawa Tadaka -- You're a Shagornan Elf from Bonsur.  What are you doing with a name
from the Broken Lands?  I knew a Lin Tadaka once.  Crazy bastard with extra fingers.
His fingernails glowed in the dark.  Creepy nails too--he chewed them.  Any relation?
-- Sandman

Crazy Fingers -- What stamina!  I doff my spectacular helm to you. -- Gazelle

Everstorm -- I'm impressed.  Thought I'd beaten you, but you really surprised me. --
Rem

The Small Cat -- Aren't there a couple of Small Cats running around the Isle? --
Mountain Goat

     Yes.

Eternal D.J. -- That's kind of a bummer though, isn't it?  You never get to dance
with the girls or anything. -- Moose

Spekter -- Oh no, is that Leet spelling?  Or just... you know... bad spelling? --
Crooked Hoof

Delia's Gone -- Thursday is gone as well.  And crackers. -- Sleepwalker

     Yeah, but the crumbs in the bed tell you WHERE the crackers went.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLESSING devastated HELL WEEK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GLITTER MARKS demolished ARTHUR BEYER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
KRAMER was unbelievably bested by REDDI WHIP in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
FURRY S. MASON overpowered ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CORKY devastated RAGING PYROTHAG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
FLAT TOP savagely defeated BOB LE CANADIEN in a exciting 5 minute Challenge struggle.
FOOT BALL overcame FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP was viciously subdued by CRACKED AND LEAKING in a 5 minute duel.
SUCCOTASH vanquished SANDMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CUDDLY defeated SOFT 'N CHEWY in a action packed 4 minute Challenge match.
NECROMANCER overpowered KATE BUSH in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FOOS BALL handily defeated BILLY MITCHELL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SOUL SCOURGE was subdued by HONEY in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
UNHOLY GERBIL was handily defeated by HATCH BATTENER in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
ISAWA TADAKA was devastated by CEER in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TY DEL-WAVE devastated TENACIOUS in a popular 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
COBRA demolished ROY BENAVIDEZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FIREBALL overpowered TRIPLE-X in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NASTY RASH was viciously subdued by SPOTTED PONY in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
DICK TATER was demolished by ZIMA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
TOTURI handily defeated JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
GWYN AP NUDD narrowly defeated HAPPY APPLE in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
FRANKENBUTT overpowered DARTH SION in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
DINAH MIGHT was demolished by JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DIMAGGIO handily defeated O PUNCHA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
FOUR OF SPADES viciously subdued WALK THE LINE in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
THREE BLIND WEISS was savagely defeated by XANAX in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ONE-TRICK PONY overpowered WOLFBROTHER in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge match.
STAN DAUFF beat DEXTER in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
DOC SQUEAL handily defeated YELLOW JACKET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PRODIGAL SON vanquished SNIPER BEAR in a exciting 3 minute mismatched Title fight.
CRAZY FINGERS was demolished by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MIYAGI'S MIATA overpowered HIGH ELF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MOD COD handily defeated HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute uneven match.
ICE FOX overpowered GAZELLE in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
OTIS was subdued by MELKOR in a action packed 1 minute competition.
ALVIN YORK overpowered SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE SMALL CAT viciously subdued CHICKEN HAWK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
SQUIRREL KILLER easily killed FLABBY-O in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
NEOPHYTE devastated YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
MAST MONKEY overcame EVERSTORM in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
QUASAR was subdued by SOAPY in a action packed 5 minute gory fight.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered PARROT KEEPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
HUGGY was viciously subdued by KAIDEN in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered WALL OF GLASS in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
MARK OF THE BEAST was savagely defeated by THE NOTHING in a 3 minute conflict.
SCRAPPLE was overpowered by CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SHEPHERD MOON was defeated by LE PAIN DLG in a exciting 3 minute brutal brawl.
QUINTAL devastated CAT IN THE HAT in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
SOLSBURY HILL was devastated by REM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
PORK ROLL overcame PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a exciting 1 minute contest.
IN-BRED BEAR overpowered DELAWARE RUN in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
MADONNA slimly lost to BLACK MESSIAH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory battle.
INDENTURED OARSMAN was devastated by CALYX in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLOOD PIE was demolished by FALCON in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was defeated by MAC in a action packed 1 minute fight.
FIBULARIS was vanquished by BELY MEDVED in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOFFA savagely defeated SPEKTER in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
HANA was bested by MOOSE in a action packed 1 minute match.
YOBER devastated DORIE MILLER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LORD TAYLOR was demolished by PRISONER 0069 in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS overpowered JOLEE BINDO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
ETERNAL D.J. handily defeated STRONGBOW in a 2 minute one-sided match.
PUDDING PARADE vanquished REALITY in a popular 2 minute one-sided brawl.
THE BIG CAT defeated RAINSONG in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ANGST subdued ONE MAN ARMY in a action packed 2 minute brutal conflict.
THOMAS FOWLER vanquished SALENA WARSMITH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE luckily beat DRUNK DENNIS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fray.
SLEEPS ALL DAY subdued CROOKED HOOF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
TWIG narrowly defeated WEYLUND in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle.
TONNELLE defeated COYOTE in a popular 2 minute fray.
INCISOR was demolished by DONAHAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GITARIOS bested SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute bout.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ was subdued by CHASITY BELT in a 2 minute bout.
PEACH NUTT vanquished EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ORAN JI vanquished GUNS OF BRIXTON in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WALTER EHLERS was vanquished by ULTIMATE PAIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HARLEY THE CADAVER viciously subdued KOOK AROCHA in a 2 minute gory battle.
DELIA'S GONE was savagely defeated by SHADOW ANGEL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
IMPORT-EXPORT was overpowered by TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
SCURVY LAD executed RONE BLOODHOUSE in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
MANUEL PEREZ devastated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 3 minute uneven bout.
VAIDISAVA was bested by RUSSIAN BEAR in a popular 1 minute melee.
ICHIRO TRICKLE vanquished RELENTLESS in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
STEINBACH was handily defeated by ENIGMA XXV in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ELRIC won victory over HK-47 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE unbelievably bested JUMPIN' in a action packed 2 minute melee.
FURTIVE RETURNS was subdued by HOFFA in a action packed 5 minute match.
CARMELO overpowered MISSION VAO in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
OOPSIDIDITAGAIN handily defeated PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PANE slimly won victory over STANLEY'S MOM in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome bout.
PTAR STONEBLADE handily defeated ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FRYV DARKSHADE overpowered BUD GREEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRIGAND was viciously subdued by WILLOW in a action packed 3 minute bloody match.
PEG LEG vanquished TREESTUMP in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FAITH was savagely defeated by DARTH TIMMY in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
JACK HAMMA vanquished PALANTIRIATHALASA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
PETE MOSS devastated SUDDEN DEATH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GHETTO DEFENDANT handily defeated FLEA FLICKER in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
TRAIN WRECK was subdued by N.D. GRASSE in a action packed 1 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  60         LUNGING ATTACK   336 - 257 -  5      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      28         PARRY-RIPOSTE     34 -  30 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         AIMED BLOW       163 - 144 -  3      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         SLASHING ATTACK  104 -  94 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         WALL OF STEEL    114 - 126 -  1      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         BASHING ATTACK    42 -  54 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     16         PARRY-STRIKE      24 -  31 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE       68 -  88 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         STRIKING ATTACK   76 - 100 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         TOTAL PARRY       94 - 130 -  0      42  |

Turn 587 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    36 - 24     SLASHING ATTACK    8 - 10         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     13 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        14 - 14     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  8     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 13         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        6 - 10         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        54   8  1  605 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         65  25  9  335 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)
LUNGING ATTACK   SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278    62  43  3  296 END OF THE LINE (4956)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156         105  73  0  277 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
SLASHING ATTACK  FURRY S. MASON 59-192      38  35  1  256 MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)
TOTAL PARRY      MELKOR 13-1821             49  20  0  237 SILMARILLIAD (1024)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEER 96-1537               37  44  4  231 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            65  53  3  222 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  74  69  4  198 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SANDMAN 74-2896            31  49  3  191 DARKLINGS (3457)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FLAT TOP 35-3533.  The ten other most popular fighters were CRACKED AND LEAKING 
82-28597, QUASAR 18-5925, SPOTTED PONY 4-3975, DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718, STAN DAUFF 
25-5323, HOFFA 49-3185, ELRIC 82-27440, PANE 35-3822, STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508, and 
WILLOW 82--12122.

The least popular fighter this week was SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BUD GREEN 3-5434, ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE 99-1359, MISSION VAO 
18-8891, RELENTLESS 62-4148, WALTER EHLERS 3-6675, GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348, EDDIE 
RICKENBACKER 82-17776, INCISOR 9-5185, SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558, and SKYWISE 11-5687.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           8  5 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 1  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  9 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            6  1 0  IAYE(30)             4  4 0  ARADI(60)            2  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           5  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1 11 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           6  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  4 0  
WILLAF(16)           3  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5 11 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         18 13 1  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         54   8  1  605  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                36  36  1  211  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          105  73  0  277  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FIREBALL 4-5486             28  16  1  214  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              45  19  0  256  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         33  12  0  190  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 INCISOR 9-5185              32  25  1  146  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 HONEY 11-6368               45  73  2  218  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        49  50  0  206  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 MELKOR 13-1821              49  20  0  237  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          35  39  2  148  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       60  60  1  268  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           20  10  2   78  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         25  14  2  220  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      72  36  1  179  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        33  15  2  195  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        34  22  1  177  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 VAIDISAVA 28-4370           22  16  0   69  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         69  66  0  229  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 CALYX 30-4151               41  45  2  188  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           30  21  1  210  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            55  22  1  221  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SPEKTER 36-4921             28  22  0  162  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        35   8  0  184  CAER SIDHE (4712)          KATI-TEI
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      68  57  0  239  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       34  18  0  172  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             26  12  1  165  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   35  98  2   59  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              50  40  0  206  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         44  21  2  235  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               92 175  0  188  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     36  29  0  204  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            116 135  3  270  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             60  75  0  197  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 FURRY S. MASON 59-192       38  35  1  256  MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)    ILLIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             44  31  3  191  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        96  87  1  222  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIMAGGIO 63-2705            19   7  0   84  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 SOAPY 65-6108               29  14  1  206  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       30  14  0  199  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    138  68  3  218  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 REM 74-2853                 50  42  0  200  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         36  16  2  221  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     62  43  3  296  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                37  44  4  231  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          65  25  9  335  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          14   6  2   68  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   8  10  4   52  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE