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Date   : 02/24/2009    Duedate: 03/09/2009

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-588

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 MENAGERIE 26/4472      46   23  0 66.7      4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                
    NIGHT'S GUARDIANS 48/821                    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    SILMARILLIAD 13/1024                        THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/4711                      D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560             
    THE ILLUMINATI 25/4589                      IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
    CAER SIDHE 41/4712                          STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
  2 DARK TOGS 82/5616     100   53  3 65.4      WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314                
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/5602                  STREET PIZZA 18/786                   
    NASCAR NINJAS II 82/5498                    WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315                
    LUROCIANS Z2 4/5459                       9 KAOS 82/5443           34   26  1 56.7
    LUROCIANS XVII 82/5494                      DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                
  3 FREAKISH 38/5648      455  276  5 62.2      ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                 
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                     10 SEAGAL 97/5641       2124 1678 25 55.9
    FUCHI OWNED 81/5530                         TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    DREAMTIME 60/5618                           WOLFBROTHERS 11/5643                  
  4 SEA DOGS 2/5575        36   22  1 62.1      POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576                  11 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566   10    8  0 55.6
    SEA DOGS 21/5474                         12 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119   1013  885 12 53.4
    SEA DOGS 36/5531                            THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                            THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    SEA DOGS 1/5428                             THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
  5 SCUM 65/3594         3337 2182 65 60.5   13-LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  971  863 10 52.9
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           DEATH STUDS XII 60/5644               
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    BABES 36/3876                            14 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     187  167  0 52.8
    F BALLS 4/5204                              OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    THE BEARS 43/876                            DAMAGE INC. 59/3483                   
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
    CORPS 74/3405                               GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    THE HURT 36/1309                            OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          15-BLOOD MASTER 97/5639   11   10  0 52.4
    THE BEARS 1/979                          16 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  669  642  5 51.0
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                          THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                       17 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  796  770 10 50.8
    1949 YANKEES 63/5620                        SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525          
  6 THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1792 1275 20 58.4      SUPERIOR FORCES 1D 82/4508            
    ROOKIE ARMADA 6 82/5603                     SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    ALMOSTER II 98/5587                         SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419          
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    SUPERIOR FORCES A201 82/5597          
    CROSS BREED! 82/5501                        SUPE FORCES B608B 98/5586             
  7 BOOMERISMS 96/5637    458  341  4 57.3   18 TECHNO 8 11/5647       10   10  0 50.0
    DM ROLL-UPS 82/5615                      19 CROSSED THIE 82/5591   37   38  1 49.3
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     SISTERS OF MERCY 84/5589              
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267            
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                       DISPOSABLE HEROES 82/4008             
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266             
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                   20 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1606 1664 22 49.1
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207                    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    BAG OF TRICKS 82/5632                       MURPHY'S LAWYERS 59/5624              
    BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/5640                   21 FANGS 9/5444         1437 1551 10 48.1
  8 COLORS 96/5636        359  267  5 57.3      MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535             
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211                   OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     24 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   53   62  0 46.1
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                 25 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  746  896  8 45.4
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                26 RADIO CLASH 41/5578    92  114  1 44.7
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                27-KEYS 2 THE K 96/5638   25   31  0 44.6
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                28 LOST CAUSE 35/4022     65   87  1 42.8
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                29 REDHORSE 56/3727      413  575  2 41.8
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                          DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406               30-071406V 82/5642        20   28  0 41.7
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407                  SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649                31 RHYME TYME 55/1881     61   87  0 41.2
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
 22 FANTASIA 1/4914      1612 1768 17 47.7   32 THE MONGOLOI 81/5645   23   34  0 40.4
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  33 ARMED & GREG 11/5646   42   75  0 35.9
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     34 THE STORMGUAR 31/777   32   60  0 34.8
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   35 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  700 1354  6 34.1
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     36 STORIES 49/2835       984 1929 17 33.8
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                37 ELFQUEST 11/4928      407  887  3 31.5
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  38-RAVAGING LOR 33/5383    1    1  0 50.0
 23 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   62   69  0 47.3   39-GREEN WITH EN 3/5580    0    2  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen (and the rest of you)!

The warriors of Color Me Suave were avoided by Night's Guardians.  Nicely done, that.

There were three Tournament Victor challenges, which is a nice number.  And they all
won, too.  Well done.

ETERNAL D.J. (3-5931) (62-32-0,191) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT TV challenged HOFFA (49-
3185) (92-175-0,188) of STORIES.  ETERNAL D.J. devastated HOFFA in an action packed 2
minute mismatched Challenge fight.

THOMAS FOWLER (43-4472) (34-18-0,172) of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 TV challenged DINAH MIGHT
(18-9229) (25-17-1,114) of FUNKY FOLK.  THOMAS FOWLER handily defeated DINAH MIGHT in
a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.

BLESSING (82-48644) (14-5-0,100) of DM ROLL-UPS TV challenged ORAN JI (16-5299) (27-
38-1,118) of PUNNY AMINALS.  BLESSING devastated ORAN JI in a popular 1 minute one-
sided Challenge contest.  Oran Ji was our most challenged warrior, but it was
Blessing who got through because of being a Tournament Victor.

And in our Title fight... PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (54-8-1,605) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST
challenged REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (65-25-9,335) of KILLING ME SOFTER.  PRODIGAL SON
demolished REDDI WHIP in a 3 minute Challenge Title competition.  Which was to be
expected.  It was a pretty hefty down-challenge, but it was in fact the highest
challenge our Tower Guardian could make.  And he's not the type to wait around, it
seems.

Dash it all, we had another death!  I wish this would stop happening.  Just because
this sport involves hitting one another with weapons doesn't mean it can't be safe.
There is, as you may know, a petition being circulated in Talahya to replace all the
arena weapons with padded bamboo facsimiles.  ICHIRO TRICKLE (82-19442) (9-4-0,91) of
NASCAR NINJAS II fought ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE (99-1359) (8-10-4,52) of SUPERIOR FORCES
BG07.  ICHIRO TRICKLE butchered ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.  I
have sent Mr. ... or Ms... Congruence a nice pair of sunglasses since it's said that
the daylight tends to be uncomfortably bright for a little while after resurrection.
*blush*  It's not much, I know, but I can't afford to keep sending deathday gifts!
That's why all this dying has to stop.  Stop by Noodlenecker's and sign the petition
now!

Will the day ever come when the lovely Kaiden is not our Overall Popularity Leader?
I don't know.  Meanwhile, if you want to be mentioned in the spyreport, challenge
Kaiden.  KAIDEN (35-3108) (142-146-2,212) of VIOLENT FEMS fought CALYX (30-4151) (41-
45-2,188) of I GOTTA GO.  KAIDEN bested CALYX in a 1 minute conflict.

What's so disposable about a minotaur, eh?  BOB LE CANADIEN (52-3632) (36-29-0,204)
of BLOOD AND GUTS! fought MINOTAUR CRUSADER (82-4599) (26-18-1,180) of DISPOSABLE
HEROES.  BOB LE CANADIEN savagely defeated MINOTAUR CRUSADER in a crowd pleasing 9
minute bout.  Granted, the bull-headed man was defeated -- nay, savagely defeated --
nay, ruthlessly scummed and THEN savagely defeated.  But hardly forgotten, since he
was voted This Cycle's Favorite.  So he wasn't very disposable after all, was he?

And we've come to the paragraph reserved for... (ominous music)... the Least Favorite
Warrior!  Jack Hamma wins the dubious distinction today.  Why?  For being a flashy
newcomer whom everyone bet on, who then lost to an old duffer.  TREESTUMP (11-6369)
(32-86-1,66) of ELFQUEST fought JACK HAMMA (19-5001) (16-6-2,77) of FUNKY FOLK.
TREESTUMP overpowered JACK HAMMA in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Sorry, Jack.

This concludes our spyreport for Talahya.  We now resume our regularly scheduled
program.

                          Cheerio!
                          Galen "not a golem" Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         55   8  1  638  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          106  73  0  299  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 ICE FOX 5-3877              46  19  0  297  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 MOD COD 55-2638            117 135  3  281  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       61  60  1  279  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FURRY S. MASON 59-192       39  35  1  267  MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)    ILLIS
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         70  66  0  257  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      69  57  0  252  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           52  39  6  251  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
-SELEX 40-3039               43  16  0  251  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         45  21  2  246  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            56  22  1  244  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 QUINTAL 18-8341             66  53  3  236  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CORKY 1-4285                53  44  2  233  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 FIREBALL 4-5486             29  16  1  233  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      72  89  0  232  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KRAMER 47-5191              51  40  0  226  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    86  60  2  222  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-RANGER 43-2350              52  39  2  222  THE BEARS (876)            VEASTIAN
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           31  21  1  222  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     26  19  0  221  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  59  37  1  220  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 SANDMAN 74-2896             32  49  3  215  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 KAIDEN 35-3108             143 146  2  214  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        50  50  0  214  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SOAPY 65-6108               30  14  1  214  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          45  30  0  213  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
-ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     108  82  0  212  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      49  32  3  212  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 FOOS BALL 4-6366            25   3  1  212  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         55  28  0  211  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           45  28  1  211  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     37  29  0  211  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   75  69  4  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             61  75  0  209  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 HUGGY 1-2227                57  47  3  209  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893         104 120  4  208  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       70  76  3  208  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 MADONNA 60-7780             45  31  3  207  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 COYOTE 60-7626              41  40  2  206  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 PRISONER 0069 82-31419      24  12  0  206  DUNGEON CELL 14 (5576)     DWES EG
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            82  38  1  205  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 EVERSTORM 69-641           109 110  2  204  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          65  26  9  203  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         63  32  0  203  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    138  69  3  202  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 YOBER 2-4537                36  37  1  202  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        36   8  0  202  CAER SIDHE (4712)          KATI-TEI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        96  88  1  201  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 OTIS 3-6501                 51  41  4  201  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-NIKITA 36-6639              25  15  1  201  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            40  28  3  200  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       30  15  0  200  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         78  71  2  199  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             62  96  1  199  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         36  17  2  199  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597    32  16  1  199  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            38  18  1  198  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     52  38  1  197  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CUDDLY 1-1900               50  27  0  197  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 HONEY 11-6368               45  74  2  197  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        34  15  2  197  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
 HANA 82-24461               29  14  0  197  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     62  44  3  196  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 REM 74-2853                 50  43  0  196  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       32  30  1  196  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            58  35  0  194  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 MAC 35-2993                 58  45  0  194  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 MELKOR 13-1821              49  21  0  194  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           37  31  5  194  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        128  84  2  193  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 FALCON 82-11173             48  46  1  193  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
-FILLETED 36-2659            37  34  3  193  THE HURT (1309)            JHANS
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  28  14  1  193  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         70  81  1  192  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         59  72  0  192  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       98 100  2  191  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 TWIG 82-25226               70  49  1  191  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 COBRA 29-4355               38  35  1  191  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         25  15  2  191  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 DICK TATER 18-8675          16   5  2  191  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       74  98  0  190  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       72  45  2  190  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    50  45  0  190  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 CEER 96-1537                37  45  4  190  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 ANGST 35-3560               31  20  0  188  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
-TRIPLE-X 30-4452            28  15  0  188  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
 HOFFA 49-3185               92 176  0  187  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           90  64  0  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       35  12  2  187  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 SPEKTER 36-4921             29  22  0  187  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 CALYX 30-4151               41  46  2  186  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         44  73  1  185  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        35  22  1  185  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 TOTURI 7-5051               27  14  0  185  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 REALITY 45-4383             27  12  1  184  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      73  36  1  183  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 TONNELLE 52-3634            31  22  2  183  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         25  18  1  182  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       60  82  3  181  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           56  99  0  181  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      34  56  1  181  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      40  27  0  180  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         33  13  0  180  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599   26  19  1  180  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          19  16  4  180  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 QUASAR 18-5925              72  96  0  179  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          69  82  1  179  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         43  61  1  179  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      36  29  1  179  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         52  42  1  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MOOSE 56-3459               47  72  0  178  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 ZIMA 1-7750                 43  32  0  178  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     36  52  1  177  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
-UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      17  22  0  176  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 SCURVY LAD 2-5366           22   7  2  175  SEA DOGS (5575)            NIANIA
 DONAHAR 24-3006             53  61  1  174  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       35  18  0  174  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       64  96  0  173  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   55  54  0  171  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     33  24  1  170  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 GITARIOS 82--19918          30  20  1  169  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       27  33  6  169  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  42  69  3  165  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          32  17  3  164  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SILHOUETTE 26-2006          31  17  1  163  MENAGERIE (4472)           CALEAM
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  43  45  2  162  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         33  31  1  162  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        62  64  1  161  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 RAINSONG 11-6128            50  87  0  161  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          52  39  1  160  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           34  22  0  156  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 INCISOR 9-5185              33  25  1  155  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
-PEA POD 33-7338             29  18  0  151  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         27  27  1  150  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167  21  12  1  149  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 CHASITY BELT 18-6507        29   9  0  148  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        34  11  1  146  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         35  62  1  145  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        22  58  0  145  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     18  21  2  144  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 WEYLUND 82-3660             55  73  1  143  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        35  23  4  143  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         32  27  1  143  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-ONE MAN ARMY 82-28261       13   6  0  141  ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (5603)     DWES EG
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     55  90  2  139  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          35  40  2  139  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 PEG LEG 36-6196             29  21  0  138  SEA DOGS (5531)            JHANS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          25  15  5  137  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    36  30  1  136  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      23  22  1  136  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
 ULTIMATE PAIN 4-5774        18   4  1  135  LUROCIANS Z2 (5459)        JHELUM
-RIREMA 36-6934              20   7  2  134  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        38  26  1  126  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         25  18  1  123  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   51 112  0  121  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 BLESSING 82--16892          15   5  0  120  DM ROLL-UPS (5615)         DWES EG
 DARTH SION 18-9233          36  44  1  119  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        33  31  0  118  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  34  52  2  116  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 IMPORT-EXPORT 81-76         31  25  3  113  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    29  15  0  110  THE STORMGUARDS (777)      CHIMLEVTAL
-MCBAIN 81-318               27  18  0  109  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
-NUYEN NICK 81-331           22  14  3  105  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442     10   4  1  105  NASCAR NINJAS II (5498)    DWES EG
-TRELLIN XISS 25-5321        26  25  0  103  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 ORAN JI 16-5299             27  39  1  102  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-DACEANA LINZ 40-4244        24  29  1  102  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
-WIND RIDER 15-4876          25  26  0  101  GREENWARDENS (3775)        MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN 82-15292    10   4  0  100  LUROCIANS XVII (5494)      DWES EG
 DEXTER 81-452               27  19  0   97  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          19   7  1   95  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 WILLOW 82--12122            15   4  2   94  DARK TOGS (5616)           DWES EG
 RUSSIAN BEAR 62-4427        16  10  2   93  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
-CELADUS 29-4948             24  17  2   91  EQUESTORS (1376)           LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   36  98  2   90  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 ELRIC 82-27440              10   1  0   89  LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (5602)  DWES EG
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     47 116  1   87  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         36  50  0   87  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           33  86  1   87  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   24  16  1   87  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
-P53 96-2409                 11   6  5   87  SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
-SIMULACRUM 15-4906          23  15  2   86  DARK CREATION (5227)       MALCORN
 CARMELO 82-17510            12   9  0   86  SUPERIOR FORCES A201 (5597 DWES EG
 STEINBACH 30-4473           44  76  0   85  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-BLACK BELT 19-5040          24  13  0   85  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (2425 ZUWAYZA
-GARANH 51-5384              21  22  0   85  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
-DJAIMZ 81-168               23  14  1   84  THE MONGOLOIDS II (5645)   SHADOWSPIRE
-THE TUSKER 33-7568          22  13  0   83  RAVAGING LORDS (5383)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIMAGGIO 63-2705            19   8  0   83  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    24  27  1   82  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717    18   6  0   81  BAG OF TRICKS (5632)       DWES EG
 SELLING... 82-9636          29  23  2   80  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
 HK-47 18-8584               35  74  0   78  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 XANAX 28-4384               23  11  0   73  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TRAIN WRECK 62-4121         17  11  1   73  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 PANE 35-3822                16  12  1   73  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 RUMAKI 38-4589              12   2  0   73  FREAKISH (5648)            CLIFFHOME
-VAIDISAVA 28-4370           22  16  0   69  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         22  81  1   67  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-THE MONK 33-7595            18  12  1   67  RAVAGING LORDS (5383)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-ENIGMA XXV 60-7871          13   9  1   67  DEATH STUDS XII (5644)     ARADI
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             32  48  2   66  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SWAN 84-4414                18  13  3   66  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
-KOLBAN TEN TAHL 74-4143     17  15  0   66  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAYLA KIV
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     17  17  1   65  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          14   7  2   65  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FAITH 82-4515                8   3  0   65  SUPERIOR FORCES 1D (4508)  DWES EG
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      21  11  1   64  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   31  57  1   63  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 BRIGAND 82-9639             13   9  1   63  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG
 JACK HAMMA 19-5001          16   7  2   61  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         29  17  1   60  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 LEO POWERS 43-4599          17   5  0   60  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN
 GHETTO DEFENDANT 41-4351    22  12  2   59  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 HOFFA 60-7713               27  48  0   57  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-FOOTSTEPS 75-3155           18   2  1   57  PARANOID ASYLUM (4625)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508       13   8  5   57  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            30  57  0   56  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-MOSSIE ROCKTROLL 56-3549    15  10  1   56  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            39  23  1   55  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SPIRITWALKER 60-8431        17   9  1   55  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
-GOTHELCINA 41-4376          14  11  1   54  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   8  11  4   54  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       27  53  0   52  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        11   2  5   52  BLOODY SUNDAYS (5640)      SHADOW GROVE
 THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961    9   4  4   52  BOOMERISMS (5637)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       23  58  1   49  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           20  11  2   49  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         32  48  2   43  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 RELENTLESS 62-4148          14  13  3   41  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
-DICKY V GOES POSTA 11-6940  11   7  1   41  ARMED & GREGARIOUS (5646)  ARUAK CITY
-ALICE BLUE 96-2933           7   4  4   35  COLORS (5636)              OLD VALAMANTIS
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         35  70  1   32  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-DAN STEPPE 19-5000          16  10  2   32  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0  28  0   32  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
ZELLER'S CONGRUEN 99-1359  8  11  4 SUPERIOR FORCES B 5419 ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442   588

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Dimaggio -- You should've been taller.  Then I would've been ready for you. -- O
Puncha
P.S.  That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

Eddie Rickenbacker -- Are you the popcorn guy?  Popcorn is good, with lots of butter,
mind. -- Peach Nutt
P.S.  Oh, someone says you aren't the popcorn guy.  Too bad.  Maybe you should get
into that field.

Guns of Brixton -- I don't think you're allowed to use that stuff in the arena. --
Oran Ji

Oopsididitagain -- Then you have no excuse. -- Punh Jently

Train Wreck -- Ah, those were the good old days, trying to catch the Train when he
wasn't looking.  I don't remember, personally, but I've heard.  So many good times
pass, I guess we just have to make the most of them while they're here. -- N.D.
Grasse

Galen -- The evidence provided by any mage is not admissible in court.  They always
fake it. -- N.D. Grasse
P.S.  Naturally, any competent maker of a golem will insure that the golem looks like
some real person, and preferably like a realy person who is going to be "related" to
it.  Mages are cunning like that.  It's why no one trusts them.

     N.D. Grasse -- Yes?  Well... I have it on good authority (one of your own
     teammates!) that you are in fact a reptile.  It's why no one believes what you
     say. -- Galen Shanmarrik, mammal

Succotash -- It was during the sudden and no doubt painful expansion of that
attribute that you flailed wildly with your weapon and accidentally won the fight.
Shouldn't count. -- Sandman

Mod Cod -- *cough* I--  *cough*  *cough* --and so-- *cough* -- Hummingbird (injured
in the neck)

Ice Fox -- Nyah hah hah! -- Gazelle

Solsbury Hill -- Remind my manager to change my train, will you? -- Rem

Mac -- Why is your team named "Lost Cause"? -- Mountain Goat

Hana -- That was not a nice matchup for you, was it?  Neither in style nor in
seasoning. -- Moose

Sleeps All Day -- Oh?  Were you in training for the Dark Arena?  Ha!  Too late now!
-- Crooked Hoof

Gitarios -- The scribes needed more ink when they wrote about our fight.  There was
much to say, and too little said. -- Sleepwalker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ETERNAL D.J. devastated HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THOMAS FOWLER handily defeated DINAH MIGHT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLESSING devastated ORAN JI in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
PRODIGAL SON demolished REDDI WHIP in a 3 minute Challenge Title competition.
FIREBALL devastated CRACKED AND LEAKING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS handily defeated HONEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NEOPHYTE was vanquished by YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FLAT TOP vanquished THE SMALL CAT in a action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CEER was overpowered by MOD COD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MIYAGI'S MIATA overpowered FALCON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CUDDLY was viciously subdued by CORKY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
TY DEL-WAVE demolished MELKOR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
NECROMANCER defeated YELLOWJACKET in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
HUGGY bested PARROT KEEPER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
FOOS BALL overpowered HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
KRAMER devastated MAC in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES was luckily beaten by TENACIOUS in a 6 minute Challenge match.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP slimly won victory over SOFT 'N CHEWY in a 2 minute competition.
ISAWA TADAKA was overpowered by SANDMAN in a exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ROY BENAVIDEZ was overcome by MARK OF THE BEAST in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ARTHUR DEFRANZO was handily defeated by PRISONER 0069 in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
BILLY MITCHELL was overpowered by SKYWISE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX won victory over REM in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
SOAPY narrowly defeated YOBER in a exciting 4 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
KATE BUSH was handily defeated by RAGING PYROTHAG in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GWYN AP NUDD vanquished TONNELLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DICK TATER handily defeated HAPPY APPLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ARTHUR BEYER savagely defeated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
ANGST beat MOOSE in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge fray.
DELAWARE RUN lost to RAINSONG in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FIBULARIS was devastated by REALITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
LORD TAYLOR devastated THE BIG CAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
INCISOR overpowered IMPORT-EXPORT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
EDDIE RICKENBACKER was vanquished by SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MANUEL PEREZ vanquished TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
KOOK AROCHA vanquished DARTH SION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
STAN DAUFF was demolished by WALTER EHLERS in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HELL WEEK was demolished by STEINBACH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
DIMAGGIO was defeated by DEXTER in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
RUSSIAN BEAR savagely defeated SELLING... in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
RELENTLESS was unbelievably bested by WALK THE LINE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
TRAIN WRECK subdued GHETTO DEFENDANT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FOUR OF SPADES was vanquished by PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
ONE-TRICK PONY overcame PANE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
FLEA FLICKER demolished MISSION VAO in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FURRY S. MASON overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
CHOKING CHICKEN was beaten by ICE FOX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
SQUIRREL KILLER was overcome by BELY MEDVED in a 2 minute bloody match.
SPOTTED PONY was demolished by PORK ROLL in a popular 2 minute mismatched battle.
PUDDING PARADE subdued TOTURI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
GLITTER MARKS devastated BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALVIN YORK vanquished FOOT BALL in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KAIDEN bested CALYX in a 1 minute conflict.
QUINTAL bested OTIS in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
MAST MONKEY lost to SHEPHERD MOON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THE NOTHING was subdued by SPEKTER in a 2 minute conflict.
SCRAPPLE luckily beat HUMMINGBIRD in a popular 3 minute gory struggle.
SNIPER BEAR devastated DORIE MILLER in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
SOUL SCOURGE beat JAMES DOOLITTLE in a popular 1 minute fight.
IN-BRED BEAR was defeated by HALF-ORC CAPTAIN in a 2 minute melee.
LE PAIN DLG was viciously subdued by SUCCOTASH in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.
BLOOD PIE won victory over JOLEE BINDO in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
ZIMA was demolished by COYOTE in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
COBRA was demolished by FLABBY-O in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CRAZY FINGERS savagely defeated GITARIOS in a action packed 3 minute bloody brawl.
TWIG narrowly defeated NASTY RASH in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
QUASAR was vanquished by HANA in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CHICKEN HAWK was overpowered by GAZELLE in a exciting 4 minute bloody uneven duel.
EVERSTORM won victory over SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 2 minute match.
MADONNA vanquished SCURVY LAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was demolished by BLACK ARCHER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BOB LE CANADIEN savagely defeated MINOTAUR CRUSADER in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bout.
INDENTURED OARSMAN was bested by HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 2 minute match.
FRANKENBUTT demolished ULTIMATE PAIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SOLSBURY HILL was defeated by STRONGBOW in a action packed 1 minute match.
WALL OF GLASS subdued SLEEPWALKER in a popular 3 minute contest.
CAT IN THE HAT demolished DRUNK DENNIS in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
DONAHAR subdued RONE BLOODHOUSE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SALENA WARSMITH was overpowered by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PEACH NUTT was demolished by TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a popular 2 minute one-sided brawl.
WEYLUND was defeated by CHASITY BELT in a action packed 3 minute gory competition.
SHADOW ANGEL was beaten by DELIA'S GONE in a popular 5 minute brutal bout.
JUNGLE JUICE won victory over OOPSIDIDITAGAIN in a 2 minute fight.
UNZOE THE SHAMAN was devastated by PEG LEG in a 2 minute uneven bout.
ICHIRO TRICKLE butchered ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GUNS OF BRIXTON was vanquished by FURTIVE RETURNS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ELRIC handily defeated N.D. GRASSE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was viciously subdued by XANAX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
CARMELO vanquished STANLEY'S MOM in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
PTAR STONEBLADE subdued LEO POWERS in a 2 minute match.
FRYV DARKSHADE vanquished HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
BRIGAND was overpowered by PUNH JENTLY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
WILLOW demolished DOC SQUEAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SWAN was outwaited by HK-47 in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory duel.
FAITH narrowly defeated O PUNCHA in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
THREE BLIND WEISS bested WOLFBROTHER in a 2 minute gruesome match.
RUMAKI handily defeated PETE MOSS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
YELLOW JACKET was overcome by JUMPIN' in a action packed 1 minute match.
TREESTUMP overpowered JACK HAMMA in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  60         LUNGING ATTACK   338 - 262 -  6      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      28         AIMED BLOW       160 - 142 -  3      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         PARRY-RIPOSTE     32 -  29 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         SLASHING ATTACK  101 -  94 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         WALL OF STEEL    113 - 124 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     16         PARRY-LUNGE       71 -  86 -  1      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         TOTAL PARRY       98 - 123 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  33 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         BASHING ATTACK    39 -  52 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   69 -  99 -  0      41  |

Turn 588 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       14 -  7     LUNGING ATTACK    29 - 31         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      8 - 15         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    3 - 10         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  8                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        15 - 13     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        55   8  1  638 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156         106  73  0  299 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
LUNGING ATTACK   ICE FOX 5-3877             46  19  0  297 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)
WALL OF STEEL    GLITTER MARKS 18-5023      61  60  1  279 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  FURRY S. MASON 59-192      39  35  1  267 MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            66  53  3  236 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
TOTAL PARRY      PUDDING PARADE 42-3902     72  89  0  232 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SANDMAN 74-2896            32  49  3  215 DARKLINGS (3457)
STRIKING ATTACK  FOOS BALL 4-6366           25   3  1  212 F BALLS (5204)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  75  69  4  209 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLAGPOLE 
PANTIES 3-5968, SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948, YOBER 2-4537, SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, TY 
DEL-WAVE 29-3539, PANE 35-3822, SWAN 84-4414, RELENTLESS 62-4148, HUMMINGBIRD 
56-3475, and PRODIGAL SON 1-7937.

The least popular fighter this week was JACK HAMMA 19-5001.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PETE MOSS 19-4968, DOC SQUEAL 98-1513, ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE 
99-1359, ULTIMATE PAIN 4-5774, FOOT BALL 4-6305, BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301, FOUR OF 
SPADES 42-4234, DARTH SION 18-9233, THE BIG CAT 81-75, and FALCON 82-11173.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           8  5 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  7 0  IAYE(30)             4  3 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  5 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           3  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       8  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  9 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         15 17 1  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          3  0 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  2 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         55   8  1  638  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                36  37  1  202  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          106  73  0  299  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FIREBALL 4-5486             29  16  1  233  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              46  19  0  297  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            82  38  1  205  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 INCISOR 9-5185              33  25  1  155  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 SKYWISE 11-5687             62  96  1  199  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        50  50  0  214  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 MELKOR 13-1821              49  21  0  194  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          35  40  2  139  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       61  60  1  279  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JACK HAMMA 19-5001          16   7  2   61  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         25  15  2  191  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      73  36  1  183  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        34  15  2  197  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        35  22  1  185  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 XANAX 28-4384               23  11  0   73  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         70  66  0  257  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       72  45  2  190  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    29  15  0  110  THE STORMGUARDS (777)      CHIMLEVTAL
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           31  21  1  222  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            56  22  1  244  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SPEKTER 36-4921             29  22  0  187  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 RUMAKI 38-4589              12   2  0   73  FREAKISH (5648)            CLIFFHOME
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        36   8  0  202  CAER SIDHE (4712)          KATI-TEI
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      69  57  0  252  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       35  18  0  174  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             27  12  1  184  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   36  98  2   90  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              51  40  0  226  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         45  21  2  246  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               92 176  0  187  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     37  29  0  211  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            117 135  3  281  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             61  75  0  209  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 FURRY S. MASON 59-192       39  35  1  267  MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)    ILLIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             45  31  3  207  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        96  88  1  201  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIMAGGIO 63-2705            19   8  0   83  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 SOAPY 65-6108               30  14  1  214  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       30  15  0  200  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVERSTORM 69-641           109 110  2  204  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     26  19  0  221  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         36  17  2  199  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  59  37  1  220  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 SWAN 84-4414                18  13  3   66  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           37  31  5  194  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           52  39  6  251  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          14   7  2   65  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   8  11  4   54  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE