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Date   : 04/07/2009    Duedate: 04/20/2009

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-591

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 DARK TOGS 82/5616     114   54  3 67.9      ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                 
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/5602               10 STREET PIZZA 18/786   376  286  5 56.8
    LUROCIANS XVII 82/5494                      STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    LUROCIANS Z2 4/5459                         THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
    NASCAR NINJAS II 82/5498                    IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
  2 CAER SIDHE 41/4712     55   31  0 64.0      4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                
    SILMARILLIAD 13/1024                        STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    NIGHT'S GUARDIANS 48/821                    D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560             
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/4711                      KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
    THE ILLUMINATI 25/4589                      WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315                
  3 LEGENDS 16/5661       460  276  5 62.5      WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314                
    BETTER OFF DEAD 1/5660                   11 POWER PLAY 82/5179   2130 1678 25 55.9
    FREAKISH 38/5648                            TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
  4 SEA DOGS 2/5575        49   30  1 62.0   12 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119   1023  896 12 53.3
    SEA DOGS 36/5531                            THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576                     THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    SEA DOGS 21/5474                            THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                         13 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566   11   10  0 52.4
    SEA DOGS 1/5428                          14 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     193  176  0 52.3
  5 SCUM 65/3594         3368 2208 65 60.4      OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    BABES 36/3876                               GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    THE BEARS 62/3345                        15 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  690  653  5 51.4
    CORPS 74/3405                               LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    F BALLS 4/5204                              BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                 
    THE BEARS 48/677                         16 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  803  775 10 50.9
    THE BEARS 1/979                             SUPERIOR FORCES 1D 82/4508            
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419          
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                          SUPERIOR FORCES A201 82/5597          
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          SUPE FORCES B608B 98/5586             
    1949 YANKEES 63/5620                     17 DEATH MOB 62/1467      12   12  0 50.0
  6 THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1795 1278 20 58.4   18 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1631 1673 22 49.4
    ALMOSTER II 98/5587                         CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    MURPHY'S LAWYERS 59/5624              
  7 BOOMERISMS 96/5637    483  350  4 58.0   19 CROSSED THIE 82/5591   45   48  1 48.4
    CLASSIC HITS 82/5652                        SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267            
    DM ROLL-UPS 82/5615                         DISPOSABLE HEROES 82/4008             
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266             
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        SISTERS OF MERCY 84/5589              
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                   20 FANGS 9/5444         1464 1596 10 47.8
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                       LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212              
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    BAG OF TRICKS 82/5632                       MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
    PUPPY POWER 40/5546                         MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437             
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207                    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649             
    BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/5640                      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
  8-ALL THE MUN' 14/5656   90   66  2 57.7      MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535             
  9 KAOS 82/5443           41   31  1 56.9      I GOTTA GO 30/4646                    
    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                      MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396             

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                27 040908D 82/5655        22   28  0 44.0
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406                  SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407               28 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   53   68  1 43.8
    MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II 84/5651             29 HOUSE OF HEA 81/5658    7    9  2 43.8
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 30 LOST CAUSE 35/4022     68   90  1 43.0
 21 FANTASIA 1/4914      1634 1794 18 47.7   31 REDHORSE 56/3727      417  595  2 41.2
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     32 RHYME TYME 55/1881     63   91  0 40.9
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     33-THE STORMGUAR 31/777   32   61  0 34.4
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  34 STORIES 49/2835       992 1936 17 33.9
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      35 PSYCHO SQUAD 6/5650   703 1369  6 33.9
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      PUNNY AMINALS 16/2245                 
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                   36 ELFQUEST 11/4928      421  924  4 31.3
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
 22 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   64   73  0 46.7      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 23 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   55   63  0 46.6      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
 24 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  749  896  8 45.5   37 GOTTA GET A  25/5653    0    3  0  0.0
 25 RADIO CLASH 41/5578    95  117  1 44.8   38 CUNNING RUNT 19/5657    1    0  0  100
 26 POSITIVE ALT 43/5659   25   31  0 44.6      ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/5654                 

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Isle's grandest arena!

It is a beautiful spring day, and we had a very exciting round of fights.  Two of
them were TV challenges.

*  DAYDREAM BELIEVER (82-31100) (7-0-1,69) of CLASSIC HITS TV challenged VINCENZO
(51-5031) (18-13-0,71) of BOY O'S.  DAYDREAM BELIEVER bested VINCENZO in a crowd
 pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.

*  TOMATO ION (82-55638) (12-3-0,62) of 040908D TV challenged FURTIVE RETURNS (29-
4186) (48-117-1,86) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5R.  TOMATO ION savagely defeated FURTIVE
RETURNS in an exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.

In defense of his title, our Tower Guardian challenged, though it is well known that
he can do naught but challenge down.  PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (57-8-1,693) of
MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged WOBBLENUT (18-6650) (89-57-0,344) of CENTER FOR OLDS.
PRODIGAL SON viciously subdued WOBBLENUT in a 4 minute Challenge Title brawl.  Well
done!

The first of two deaths in this cycle:  FLEA FLICKER (97-3087) (12-3-5,78) of BLOODY
SUNDAYS challenged JUMPIN' (11-6704) (33-49-2,79) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  FLEA
FLICKER was assassinated by JUMPIN' in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Well...
it was Flea Flicker's challenge, against a vastly more experienced opponent.
Nonetheless I have sent Mr. Flicker a crate of pink grapefruits to improve his
resurrection hangover.

The stand-ins had a 2-1-1 turn this cycle.
*  HARRY THE AXE (48-3622) (45-43-2,226) of THE BEARS fought SPYMASTER (100-22) (0-0-
0,200) of OUR FAVORITE STAND-INS.  HARRY THE AXE devastated SPYMASTER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.  Well done indeed, Mr. The Axe.

*  MOOSE (56-3459) (47-74-0,175) of REDHORSE fought VENOMOUS CONCUBINE (100-15) (0-0-
0,170) of OUR FAVORITE STAND-INS.  MOOSE was savagely slain by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in
a 2 minute bloody duel.  This was our second death of the day.  *ahem*  Getting slain
by a stand-in has to be one of the most embarrassing things that can happen in the
arena.  I've sent Moose a slouch hat to hide his face as he goes about town, and a
jug of fresh peach juice for the hangover.

*  PALANTIRIATHALASA (46-3808) (37-99-2,87) of RUBY DRAGONS fought FRATSFA SLAVE
(100-7) (0-0-0,0) of OUR FAVORITE STAND-INS.      PALANTIRIATHALASA was bested by
FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute match.  I'd like to mention that the Fratsfa Slave also
won his fight last cycle.  I wonder if he is taking supplements.

Night's Guardians avoided Color Me Suave.  As well they should.  Color Me Suave is
well known to be one of the fiercest guilds in the city.  And our most challenged
warrior?  Furry S. Mason.  SUCCOTASH (33-7253) (33-21-1,242) of VEGGIES challenged
FURRY S. MASON (59-192) (40-36-1,212) of MURPHY'S LAWYERS.  SUCCOTASH was vanquished
by FURRY S. MASON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  As the saying goes --
Sufferin' Succotash!

Of course, Kaiden remains our Overall Popularity Leader.  And it is well deserved!
This staunch protector of animal rights stood up for the island's squirrels this
cycle.  SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) (62-46-3,200) of END OF THE LINE fought KAIDEN (35-
3108) (144-147-2,205) of VIOLENT FEMS.  SQUIRREL KILLER was overpowered by KAIDEN in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.

I am running late and so I must draw this report to a close.  Or rather, write it to
a close.  Wish we COULD include pictures.  But you wouldn't like my poor drawings.

                                                             Cheerio!
                                                                     Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         58   8  1  717  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         48  21  2  294  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    89  60  2  286  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 QUINTAL 18-8341             69  53  3  282  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 KRAMER 47-5191              54  40  0  281  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            58  22  1  277  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      75  89  0  273  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  62  37  1  273  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 SPUD 33-5159                60  27  0  267  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893         107 120  4  265  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        99  88  1  260  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      22  14  0  256  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       75  45  2  252  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       46  43  2  237  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 TWIG 82-25226               73  49  1  236  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 COBRA 29-4355               41  35  1  235  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 MADONNA 60-7780             48  31  3  232  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 FALCON 82-11173             51  46  1  231  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 AUJARD 8-4639               42  35  0  231  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        52  51  0  230  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 FURRY S. MASON 59-192       41  36  1  229  MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)    ILLIS
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     109  82  0  228  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 CORKY 1-4285                55  45  2  228  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     55  38  1  227  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           93  64  0  226  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BRUNO 51-4332               51  26  2  226  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 KAIDEN 35-3108             145 147  2  224  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         56  28  0  224  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 MARCIE 36-6076              35  23  1  224  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      51  33  3  221  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 FOOS BALL 4-6366            27   4  1  221  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    53  45  0  220  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 MELKOR 13-1821              51  22  0  218  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           47  29  1  217  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          108  74  0  215  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            84  39  1  213  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       76  99  0  212  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597    34  17  1  212  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           89  58  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         79  73  2  210  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FORK BALL 4-6244            43  18  0  209  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ANGST 35-3560               32  21  0  209  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          30  32  2  209  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       37  13  2  208  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        130  85  3  207  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              48  20  0  207  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          44  37  0  206  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          52  37  0  205  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     39  30  0  205  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         27  16  2  205  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           43  39  0  204  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  30  15  1  204  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   77  70  4  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           54  40  6  203  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        37  10  0  203  CAER SIDHE (4712)          KATI-TEI
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       31  17  0  203  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 MAC 35-2993                 59  46  0  202  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 YOBER 2-4537                38  38  1  202  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 GITARIOS 82--19918          32  21  1  202  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
-SOAPY 65-6108               30  15  1  202  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            40  19  1  201  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 TONNELLE 52-3634            32  22  2  201  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          67  27  9  200  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       71  78  3  199  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        37  23  1  199  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 DICK TATER 18-8675          17   7  2  199  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 MOD COD 55-2638            119 136  3  198  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      73  39  1  198  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         72  67  0  198  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 REM 74-2853                 51  45  0  198  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         64  34  0  197  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       63  61  1  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HUGGY 1-2227                58  49  3  197  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 DONNA 36-5966               54  21  1  197  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 FIREBALL 4-5486             29  19  1  197  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 REALITY 45-4383             28  14  1  197  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         26  19  1  197  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         71  83  1  196  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       33  32  1  196  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 EVERSTORM 69-641           110 112  2  195  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      71  58  0  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          46  32  0  195  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        34  18  2  195  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         35  13  0  194  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        63  70  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 PRISONER 0069 82-31419      25  14  0  193  DUNGEON CELL 14 (5576)     DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    140  70  3  192  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 GAZELLE 56-3701             63  76  0  192  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         45  62  1  192  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         37  19  2  192  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599   28  20  1  192  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           33  22  1  191  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     62  47  3  190  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 CUDDLY 1-1900               52  28  0  190  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 HOFFA 49-3185               94 177  0  189  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-CEER 96-1537                37  46  4  189  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCURVY LAD 2-5366           24   8  2  189  SEA DOGS (5575)            NIANIA
 LA TOUR 18-8525             47  54  0  188  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CALYX 30-4151               42  48  2  188  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 COYOTE 60-7626              42  42  2  188  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SANDMAN 74-2896             32  52  3  188  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          70  84  1  187  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        36  12  1  187  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 SPEKTER 36-4921             29  25  0  187  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051      100 101  2  186  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 OTIS 3-6501                 52  43  4  186  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           37  34  5  186  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SKYWISE 11-5687             62  99  1  185  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 HONEY 11-6368               46  76  2  185  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 TOTURI 7-5051               28  16  0  185  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167  23  13  1  184  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       28  35  6  183  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 ULTIMATE PAIN 4-5774        21   4  1  183  LUROCIANS Z2 (5459)        JHELUM
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      42  28  0  182  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            58  38  0  181  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      35  58  1  181  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 PEG LEG 36-6196             32  21  0  181  SEA DOGS (5531)            JHANS
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          20  18  4  181  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DONAHAR 24-3006             54  63  1  180  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 ZIMA 1-7750                 44  34  0  180  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          33  19  3  180  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            41  30  3  178  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       60  85  3  176  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           56 102  0  175  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   56  56  0  175  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 HANA 82-24461               29  17  0  175  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        26  15  1  175  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         45  75  1  174  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          29  28  0  174  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           35  24  0  173  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     34  26  1  172  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         59  75  0  171  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         35  32  1  170  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     26  22  0  170  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       35  21  0  168  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN 82-15292    13   4  0  168  LUROCIANS XVII (5494)      DWES EG
 MOOSE 56-3459               47  75  0  167  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 IMPORT-EXPORT 81-76         34  25  3  167  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442     13   4  1  167  NASCAR NINJAS II (5498)    DWES EG
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        63  66  1  165  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  42  72  3  164  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507        30   9  0  164  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          53  41  1  163  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         29  28  1  163  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  36  53  2  161  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      36  32  1  159  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 WEYLUND 82-3660             56  75  1  157  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 RAINSONG 11-6128            50  90  0  157  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-BLESSING 82--16892          16   5  0  156  DM ROLL-UPS (5615)         DWES EG
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         54  43  1  151  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  44  47  2  150  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      24  24  1  150  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     57  91  2  149  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 PAS DE QUARTIER 52-3633     21  20  1  148  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 RAT-LOVING CAT 81-529       33  10  0  147  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 QUASAR 18-5925              73  98  0  145  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        36  25  4  144  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          26  17  5  143  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     19  23  2  143  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       64  99  0  142  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        39  28  1  141  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 INCISOR 9-5185              33  28  1  139  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     36  55  1  138  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   52 114  0  136  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544          25  18  0  134  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          35  43  2  133  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         32  30  1  129  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    37  32  1  125  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 ELRIC 82-27440              13   1  0  123  LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (5602)  DWES EG
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    26  28  1  122  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         25  19  1  119  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 SELLING... 82-9636          31  24  2  118  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
-UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    29  16  0  116  THE STORMGUARDS (777)      CHIMLEVTAL
 DARTH SION 18-9233          37  46  1  113  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        23  60  0  112  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717    21   6  0  109  BAG OF TRICKS (5632)       DWES EG
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         35  65  1  108  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 TRAIN WRECK 62-4121         19  12  1  108  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 WILLOW 82--12122            17   5  2  108  DARK TOGS (5616)           DWES EG
 ORAN JI 16-5299             27  42  1  104  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 RUMAKI 38-4589              15   2  0  103  FREAKISH (5648)            CLIFFHOME
 CARMELO 82-17510            14  10  0  102  SUPERIOR FORCES A201 (5597 DWES EG
 RUSSIAN BEAR 62-4427        17  12  2  101  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           35  87  1  100  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             34  49  3  100  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     20  17  1  100  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
-PYTHAGORAS 12-6647          27  14  1   96  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           22  11  2   96  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   26  17  1   92  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 BLACK MARIA 81-435          26  14  1   92  HOUSE OF HEARTS (5658)     SHADOWSPIRE
-JON FLUTE 11-6922           18  38  0   92  KRILL CAVALRY (4359)       ARUAK CITY

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       26  58  1   90  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 FAITH 82-4515               11   3  0   90  SUPERIOR FORCES 1D (4508)  DWES EG
-CHELBAGHEERA 78-2754        23  20  0   89  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          20   9  1   89  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
-CORIANELLE 12-6621          20  27  0   87  SWEET MAGIC (3445)         RIZTAB
 DEXTER 81-452               29  20  0   85  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         37  52  0   84  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SNOWFLAKE 32-4689           22  17  1   84  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 STEINBACH 30-4473           46  77  0   83  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 TOMATO ION 82--9898         13   3  0   82  040908D (5655)             DWES EG
-ONDO FLEUR 16-5808          22  15  0   81  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-DIMAGGIO 63-2705            19   9  0   80  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100   8   0  1   79  CLASSIC HITS (5652)        DWES EG
-DOMINATRIX 81-583           20  14  3   77  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 PANE 35-3822                17  13  1   77  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      23  12  1   76  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508       14   8  5   76  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   9  13  4   73  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     48 118  1   72  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEO POWERS 43-4599          19   6  0   70  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN
 CRICKET 16-5544             16  10  0   69  LEGENDS (5661)             WILLAF
-DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          14   8  2   68  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        12   4  5   68  BLOODY SUNDAYS (5640)      SHADOW GROVE
 VINCENZO 51-5031            18  14  0   67  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 DEADLY DUO 6-4753           22  19  0   66  PSYCHO SQUAD (5650)        TRANSEL
-SHANA TWO-KNIVES 78-2756    17  14  1   66  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
 HK-47 18-8584               36  76  0   65  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 CHATTI 62-4448              20  15  0   65  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 BRIGAND 82-9639             14  11  1   65  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            32  58  0   64  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 XANAX 28-4384               25  12  0   64  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-AVERAGE JOE 38-4677         18  10  0   64  U.A.K. (880)               CLIFFHOME
-KORIENELLEN 33-7370         16  15  1   64  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882        16  11  0   64  BETTER OFF DEAD (5660)     MORDANT
-REDTHORN 15-4943            18   7  0   61  GREENWARDENS (3775)        MALCORN
-ZIRCON 15-4920              17  10  0   61  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
-JETHRO 47-5949              17   7  2   60  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961   11   5  4   59  BOOMERISMS (5637)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 BART SIMPSON 19-5072        17   8  0   58  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       27  56  0   56  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         22  84  1   56  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-RAZOR XXV 60-8154           17   4  0   55  DEATH STUDS XII (5644)     ARADI
-STINGING NETTLE 16-5774     15   9  1   55  MAXIMUM RESULTS (2619)     WILLAF
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         32  51  2   54  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SWAN 84-4414                18  16  3   51  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   31  60  1   50  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 HOFFA 60-7713               27  51  0   50  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SOLDIER 10 84-5956          18   7  3   45  MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (5651 BLACKSTONE
-GULF COAST D 19-4789        14   3  0   45  ANARCHY (4527)             ZUWAYZA
 MISS SCARLET 25-5413        18  23  1   43  GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653)    LYRATILAN
 GHETTO DEFENDANT 41-4351    22  15  2   42  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   37 100  2   39  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            39  26  1   36  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         35  73  1   34  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
FLEA FLICKER 97-3087      12   4  5 BLOODY SUNDAYS 5640    JUMPIN' 11-6704           591
MOOSE 56-3459             47  75  0 REDHORSE 3727          VENOMOUS CONCUBINE        591

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Russian Bear -- The sooner you go "rushin' off," the better it will suit me. -- Punh
Jently

Four of Spades -- Remind me to bring my court cards to our next match. King
Tyrannosaurus trumps just about anything. -- N.D. Grasse

Drunk Dennis -- That's practically an insult. -- Peach Nutt

Rone Bloodhouse -- As dwarves go, you are indeed eccentric. After all, you aren't a
dwarf! -- Oran Ji

Mission Vao -- This is very strange. I'm not "into" the chivalric thing, and yet I
almost had an impulse to let you win that. Fortunately for us both, I restrained
myself in time. -- O Puncha

Stanley's Mom -- We both dislike you intensely. -- Deadly Duo

Galen -- True, but at least they understand their size and have a culture that tells
them it isn't conspicuously weird. That helps. -- Punh Jently

     Yes.  Although they still have to put up with jokes like "How does a Shewish
     Giant hide in a strawberry patch?  He paints his shoes red."

Galen -- So far as I'm concerned, even mammals are essentially golems.  A little more
efficient--which isn't saying much--due to long and rigorous trials, but still. --
N.D. Grasse

     Reptiles had their day.  Mammals rule the world, grass-crawler. -- Galen, mammal
     and proud of it

Kook Arocha -- Ew!  When the announcer said you're right-handed, he should have
specified upper or lower right hand.  I know you only had the one weapon, but still I
think you were planning to draw that backup while you still had the first weapon in
your hand. -- Sleepwalker
P.S.  And I think an exoskeleton should count as armor.

Hatch Battener -- That was a really good fight.  I was lucky to win. -- Gazelle

Succotash -- Mmm!  I love succotash!  With cheese. -- Hummingbird

Raging Pyrothag -- Nice train.  You had an unlucky matchup with me, but you fought
bravely. -- Rem

Gitarios -- Wow!  You're damn good. -- Crooked Hoof

The Small Cat -- You are a credit to your style.  And well named. -- Sandman

Roy Benavidez -- The less pudly warrior won.  *sigh* -- Moose

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAYDREAM BELIEVER bested VINCENZO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
TOMATO ION savagely defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
PRODIGAL SON viciously subdued WOBBLENUT in a 4 minute Challenge Title brawl.
DONNA was overpowered by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KRAMER vanquished MIYAGI'S MIATA in a exciting 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLAT TOP handily defeated ARTHUR BEYER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SUCCOTASH was vanquished by FURRY S. MASON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
NECROMANCER vanquished GLITTER MARKS in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
COBRA overpowered GAZELLE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge melee.
CUDDLY was demolished by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
FIREBALL was subdued by HALF-ORC CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
MELKOR overpowered HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP savagely defeated CAT IN THE HAT in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
DICK TATER won victory over TOTURI in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
GOLDILOCKS narrowly defeated SHEPHERD MOON in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
CARE BEAR devastated SKYWISE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FOOS BALL demolished SOUL SCOURGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HUGGY was overpowered by KATE BUSH in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ISAWA TADAKA defeated THE NOTHING in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
MARCIE demolished PRISONER 0069 in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GWYN AP NUDD handily defeated HAPPY APPLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TRAIN WRECK was demolished by WALTER EHLERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DINAH MIGHT was overpowered by DELAWARE RUN in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KOOK AROCHA was overpowered by IMPORT-EXPORT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
RUSSIAN BEAR was vanquished by ELRIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
ONE-TRICK PONY unbelievably bested ORAN JI in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
PETE MOSS overpowered LEO POWERS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
STAN DAUFF beat FOUR OF SPADES in a 2 minute Challenge match.
FLEA FLICKER was assassinated by JUMPIN' in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THREE BLIND WEISS savagely defeated EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 7 minute Challenge bout.
HARRY THE AXE devastated SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MADONNA demolished SPEKTER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
YELLOWJACKET viciously subdued DIRT BAG in a exciting 8 minute brutal fight.
CHOKING CHICKEN was handily defeated by THE MAD CARROT in a 1 minute uneven match.
AUJARD beat REM in a popular 1 minute duel.
PUDDING PARADE handily defeated LA TOUR in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
CRAZED GOBLIN was overpowered by MAST MONKEY in a 1 minute uneven battle.
FALCON devastated COYOTE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
TWIG slimly won victory over GITARIOS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
JIM PENGOUIN was handily defeated by CORKY in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SPUD demolished TY DEL-WAVE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
CRAZY FINGERS viciously subdued ETERNAL D.J. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
BELY MEDVED was demolished by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ROMUALD B TUNE beat SOFT 'N CHEWY in a exciting 1 minute battle.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered NEOPHYTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
REDDI WHIP was viciously subdued by BRUNO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
THE BUTCHER subdued MAC in a popular 1 minute brawl.
MARK OF THE BEAST devastated HONEY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
QUINTAL bested REALITY in a popular 3 minute brawl.
LE PAIN DLG defeated MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 2 minute duel.
BLOWN AWAY devastated CALYX in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOLEE BINDO devastated HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
OZYMANDIAS overpowered SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
INDENTURED OARSMAN was vanquished by ANGST in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
PORK ROLL handily defeated STRONGBOW in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NASTY RASH was overpowered by TONNELLE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched bout.
BLOOD PIE was viciously subdued by YOBER in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
PARROT KEEPER overpowered THOMAS FOWLER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
FLABBY-O overpowered THE SMALL CAT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CRACKED AND LEAKING vanquished SANDMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALVIN YORK devastated THE BIG CAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
HANA was beaten by MANUEL PEREZ in a exciting 1 minute match.
ROY BENAVIDEZ was beaten by SCURVY LAD in a popular 1 minute fight.
OTIS savagely defeated WEYLUND in a action packed 2 minute bloody brawl.
SQUIRREL KILLER was overpowered by KAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RAGING PYROTHAG lost to PEG LEG in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
EVERSTORM was outlasted by BOB LE CANADIEN in a action packed 10 minute fight.
SPOTTED PONY subdued ZIMA in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
CHICKEN HAWK was demolished by MINOTAUR CRUSADER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
MOD COD overpowered HARLEY THE CADAVER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HOFFA was handily defeated by BLACK MESSIAH in a exciting 3 minute one-sided duel.
FORK BALL overpowered SCRAPPLE in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
ICE FOX handily defeated DRUNK DENNIS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX demolished JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TENACIOUS outlasted DONAHAR in a action packed 9 minute bout.
QUASAR slimly lost to RAT-LOVING CAT in a action packed 2 minute match.
SOLSBURY HILL overcame HOT TOMATO in a action packed 3 minute match.
ULTIMATE PAIN overpowered CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FIBULARIS demolished PEACH NUTT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IGOR MALMORT overpowered RAINSONG in a popular 1 minute uneven competition.
ICHIRO TRICKLE overpowered INCISOR in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
BILLY MITCHELL was defeated by PAS DE QUARTIER in a 1 minute contest.
OOPSIDIDITAGAIN beat SHADOW ANGEL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome duel.
MOOSE was savagely slain by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute bloody duel.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE luckily beat RONE BLOODHOUSE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK was subdued by EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 2 minute duel.
ARTHUR DEFRANZO overpowered SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
DORIE MILLER won victory over TATIANA SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
SLEEPWALKER was subdued by SELLING... in a 2 minute gruesome match.
JUNGLE JUICE was defeated by SALENA WARSMITH in a action packed 1 minute duel.
DARTH SION was overcome by FRYV DARKSHADE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
FRANKENBUTT savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory battle.
DELIA'S GONE was devastated by TOE PUPPET in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
CARMELO overpowered CHATTI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
WILLOW handily defeated PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute uneven competition.
RUMAKI vanquished ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
STEINBACH was vanquished by GUNS OF BRIXTON in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
TREESTUMP viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome fray.
MISS SCARLET was vanquished by O PUNCHA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
N.D. GRASSE was overpowered by SNOWFLAKE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
WALK THE LINE was viciously subdued by BLACK MARIA in a 7 minute brutal bout.
PTAR STONEBLADE overpowered WOLFBROTHER in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched duel.
XANAX bested SOLDIER 10 in a exciting 2 minute fight.
GHETTO DEFENDANT was overcome by BRIGAND in a exciting 3 minute brawl.
BART SIMPSON bested MISSION VAO in a action packed 5 minute match.
SWAN was bested by TONY SIRAGUSA in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
FAITH viciously subdued PANE in a popular 7 minute gory battle.
DEADLY DUO was subdued by DEXTER in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was bested by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute match.
YELLOW JACKET demolished HK-47 in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
HELL WEEK was vanquished by CRICKET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  67         LUNGING ATTACK   343 - 273 -  6      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      32         AIMED BLOW       162 - 143 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     26         PARRY-RIPOSTE     31 -  30 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         SLASHING ATTACK   95 -  99 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 22         TOTAL PARRY      112 - 118 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     17         WALL OF STEEL    108 - 122 -  1      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  33 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       76 -  89 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  47 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         STRIKING ATTACK   59 -  93 -  0      39  |

Turn 591 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     15 -  9     SLASHING ATTACK   10 - 12         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  3     AIMED BLOW        14 - 18         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    34 - 33     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY       13 - 13     PARRY-LUNGE        7 - 10         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        58   8  1  717 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
LUNGING ATTACK   NECROMANCER 48-1041        48  21  2  294 NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            69  53  3  282 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
TOTAL PARRY      PUDDING PARADE 42-3902     75  89  0  273 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNIPER BEAR 1-4893        107 120  4  265 THE BLACK ZOO (4907)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       99  88  1  260 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
WALL OF STEEL    THE MAD CARROT 40-3862     22  14  0  256 PUPPY POWER (5546)
PARRY-LUNGE      CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480      75  45  2  252 THE WARLOCKS (5120)
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413          93  64  0  226 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210       37  10  0  203 CAER SIDHE (4712)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was YELLOWJACKET 62-3345.  The ten other most popular fighters were EVERSTORM 69-641, 
DONAHAR 24-3006, FRANKENBUTT 42-4188, ORAN JI 16-5299, RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606, 
WOBBLENUT 18-6650, SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493, PRODIGAL SON 1-7937, BRUNO 51-4332, and 
YOBER 2-4537.

The least popular fighter this week was WALK THE LINE 11-6708.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE 99-1359, PUNH JENTLY 16-5485, DELIA'S GONE 
11-6707, SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583, PEACH NUTT 16-5298, JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237, 
SANDMAN 74-2896, SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, and HONEY 11-6368.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  8 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  MORYA(28)            2  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             6  5 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          4  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  2 0  IAYE(30)             1  6 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  5 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           3  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  9 1  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  4 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  4 0  RODEKI(42)           6  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      4  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          9 11 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  2 0  DWES EG(82)         22 11 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  3 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  CAER(48)             3  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         58   8  1  717  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                38  38  1  202  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     55  38  1  227  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 FOOS BALL 4-6366            27   4  1  221  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              48  20  0  207  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 DEADLY DUO 6-4753           22  19  0   66  PSYCHO SQUAD (5650)        TRANSEL
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            84  39  1  213  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               42  35  0  231  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 INCISOR 9-5185              33  28  1  139  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 SKYWISE 11-5687             62  99  1  185  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        52  51  0  230  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 MELKOR 13-1821              51  22  0  218  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          35  43  2  133  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 QUINTAL 18-8341             69  53  3  282  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           22  11  2   96  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         56  28  0  224  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      73  39  1  198  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        34  18  2  195  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        37  23  1  199  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     109  82  0  228  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 COBRA 29-4355               41  35  1  235  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       75  45  2  252  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SNOWFLAKE 32-4689           22  17  1   84  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 SPUD 33-5159                60  27  0  267  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        63  70  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            58  22  1  277  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 MARCIE 36-6076              35  23  1  224  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 RUMAKI 38-4589              15   2  0  103  FREAKISH (5648)            CLIFFHOME
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      22  14  0  256  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        37  10  0  203  CAER SIDHE (4712)          KATI-TEI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    89  60  2  286  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       35  21  0  168  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             28  14  1  197  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   37 100  2   39  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              54  40  0  281  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         48  21  2  294  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               94 177  0  189  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BRUNO 51-4332               51  26  2  226  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     39  30  0  205  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            119 136  3  198  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             63  76  0  192  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 FURRY S. MASON 59-192       41  36  1  229  MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)    ILLIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             48  31  3  232  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        99  88  1  260  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            40  19  1  201  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       31  17  0  203  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          52  37  0  205  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 REM 74-2853                 51  45  0  198  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         37  19  2  192  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  62  37  1  273  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 SWAN 84-4414                18  16  3   51  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           37  34  5  186  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           54  40  6  203  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   9  13  4   73  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE