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Date   : 04/21/2009    Duedate: 05/04/2009

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-592

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 DARK TOGS 82/5616     118   55  3 68.2      IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
    NASCAR NINJAS II 82/5498                    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    LUROCIANS XVII 82/5494                      D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560             
    LUROCIANS Z2 4/5459                         WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314                
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/5602                  KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
  2 CAER SIDHE 41/4712     58   34  0 63.0      WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315                
    SILMARILLIAD 13/1024                     10 KAOS 82/5443           43   33  1 56.6
    NIGHT'S GUARDIANS 48/821                    DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/4711                      ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                 
    THE ILLUMINATI 25/4589                   11 POWER PLAY 82/5179   2130 1680 25 55.9
  3 SEA DOGS 2/5575        54   32  1 62.8      TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    SEA DOGS 36/5531                         12 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119   1025  901 12 53.2
    SEA DOGS 21/5474                            THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576                     THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                            THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    SEA DOGS 1/5428                          13 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     197  177  0 52.7
  4 LEGENDS 16/5661       461  278  5 62.4      OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
    BETTER OFF DEAD 1/5660                      OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    FREAKISH 38/5648                            GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
  5 SCUM 65/3594         3376 2213 66 60.4      OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          14 DEATH MOB 62/1467      13   12  0 52.0
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        15 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  694  656  5 51.4
    BABES 36/3876                               PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    CORPS 74/3405                               LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    F BALLS 4/5204                              THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                 
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        16 SUPE FORCES  98/5586  805  777 10 50.9
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             SUPERIOR FORCES 1D 82/4508            
    THE BEARS 48/677                            SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    THE BEARS 1/979                             SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419          
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        SUPERIOR FORCES A201 82/5597          
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                       17 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566   11   11  0 50.0
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                       18 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1638 1678 22 49.4
    1949 YANKEES 63/5620                        CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
  6 THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1795 1279 20 58.4      MURPHY'S LAWYERS 59/5624              
    ALMOSTER II 98/5587                      19 CROSSED THIE 82/5591   48   52  1 48.0
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    DISPOSABLE HEROES 82/4008             
  7 BOOMERISMS 96/5637    492  352  4 58.3      SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267            
    CLASSIC HITS 82/5652                        STRANGE MISSIONS 82/5664              
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266             
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        SISTERS OF MERCY 84/5589              
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      DISPOSABLE HEROES 84/5663             
    BAG OF TRICKS 82/5632                    20 FANGS 9/5444         1477 1607 12 47.9
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                       LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212              
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    PUPPY POWER 40/5546                         MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535             
    BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/5640                      MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
  8-ALL THE MUN' 14/5656   90   66  2 57.7      MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437             
  9 STREET PIZZA 18/786   383  291  5 56.8      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506                   MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649             
    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                      MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396             
    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435                I GOTTA GO 30/4646                    

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                   SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406               26-POSITIVE ALT 43/5659   25   31  0 44.6
    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407               27 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   54   68  1 44.3
    MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II 84/5651             28 RADIO CLASH 41/5578    95  120  1 44.2
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 29-HOUSE OF HEA 81/5658    7    9  2 43.8
 21 FANTASIA 1/4914      1640 1804 18 47.6   30 LOST CAUSE 35/4022     68   93  1 42.2
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  31 REDHORSE 56/3727      418  602  2 41.0
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   32 RHYME TYME 55/1881     64   92  0 41.0
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  33-THE STORMGUAR 31/777   32   61  0 34.4
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                34 STORIES 49/2835       995 1938 17 33.9
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   35 PSYCHO SQUAD 6/5650   705 1373  6 33.9
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      PUNNY AMINALS 16/2245                 
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     36 ELFQUEST 11/4928      427  935  4 31.4
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
 22 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   56   63  0 47.1      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
 23 HUCKLE'S CAT 81/5662   65   75  0 46.4      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    LIVE FROM MOSCOW! 1/5411                    RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
 24 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  750  896  8 45.6   37 GOTTA GET A  25/5653    1    3  0 25.0
 25 040908D 82/5655        23   28  0 45.1   38-CUNNING RUNT 19/5657    1    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of Talahya Arena!

We're well into spring now, and a welcome relief it is!  I think most of the
gladiators here seem to be fighting better, maybe because the improvement in the
weather makes them feel stronger.  Well... of course, half of you still lost.  But
you looked better doing it.

He'll be our Tower Guardian until he's inducted.  And ranked as highly as he is (717,
will you LOOK at that!), he didn't challenge down to anyone this cycle.  PRODIGAL SON
(1-7937) (58-8-1,717) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST fought CRAZY FINGERS (30-4480) (75-45-
2,252) of THE WARLOCKS.  PRODIGAL SON vanquished CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute uneven
Title bout.

There was one TV challenge this cycle.  Mr. Believer challenged bravely and fought
well.  DAYDREAM BELIEVER (82-31100) (8-0-1,79) of CLASSIC HITS TV challenged STAN
DAUFF (25-5323) (20-9-1,89) of FUNKY FOLK.  DAYDREAM BELIEVER devastated STAN DAUFF
in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.

Alas, there were three deaths this time around -- two from a single guild!

* DONNA (36-5966) (54-21-1,197) of BABES challenged REM (74-2853) (51-45-0,198) of
DARKLINGS.  DONNA executed REM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  It wasn't a
remarkable fight, at all.  One shot, and little Rem fell on her face, dead.  I've
sent the girl a sack of hothouse peaches to help her through the resurrection
hangover.

*  EVERSTORM (69-641) (110-112-2,195) of KREL DOMINATION fought OTIS (3-6501) (52-43-
4,186) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.  EVERSTORM was butchered by OTIS in an action packed 1
minute bloody mismatched match.  A bad day for Krel Domination, indeed.  I've sent
Everstorm a box of hot cinnamon candy to blast his brain awake.

* GAZELLE (56-3701) (63-76-0,192) of REDHORSE fought NEOPHYTE (82-4574) (58-38-0,181)
of LEGENDS OF TKE 2.  GAZELLE was executed by NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute bloody uneven
bout.  Rem's teammate perished in another quick match.  I've sent him a spare ticket
to a comedy act this weekend.  A few good belly laughs can help wake the formerly
dead.

As surely as Prodigal Son remains our Tower Guardian, Kaiden remains our Overall
Popularity Leader.  KAIDEN (35-3108) (145-147-2,224) of VIOLENT FEMS fought PARROT
KEEPER (21-6157) (37-13-2,208) of SEA DOGS.  KAIDEN devastated PARROT KEEPER in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.  I don't know whether he really does keep
parrots... that would be interesting, wouldn't it?  I've heard they can live up to
200 years.  Good companions for an immortal Lord Protector.

This cycle's favorite it Pudding Parade.  PUDDING PARADE (42-3902) (75-89-0,273) of
COLOR ME SUAVE challenged HALF-ORC CAPTAIN (82-4597) (34-17-1,212) of DISPOSABLE
HEROES.  PUDDING PARADE savagely defeated HALF-ORC CAPTAIN in a 6 minute Challenge
melee.  Uh huh, when someone who was in a longish fight is voted this cycle's
favorite, you know that the spectators think his endurance was unfairly tried.

Speaking of endurance, let's consider the longest fight of this cycle.  GOLDILOCKS
(69-6564) (52-37-0,205) of THE BEARS II fought BOB LE CANADIEN (52-3632) (39-30-
0,205) of BLOOD AND GUTS!.  GOLDILOCKS outlasted BOB LE CANADIEN in a tiring 19
minute match.  You'd think the spectators might have had some sympathy for poor Bob,
but no.  Least popular.  And Goldilocks wasn't even ON the unpopularity list.
Personally, I thought she was a little bit scummy too.  But everyone else was taken
in by those big blue eyes, I guess.

Zontani was here.  He said, "The pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a
different story."  True that.

And so, laying aside my maul, I must bid you all farewell for another fortnight.
Don't forget to smell the roses, eh?

                               Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         59   8  1  742  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OTIS 3-6501                 53  43  5  314  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    90  60  2  304  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KRAMER 47-5191              55  40  0  300  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      76  89  0  290  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-FLAT TOP 35-3533            58  22  1  277  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      23  14  0  275  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
-SPUD 33-5159                60  27  0  267  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       100  88  1  265  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DONNA 36-5966               55  21  2  265  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 KAIDEN 35-3108             146 147  2  247  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            59  38  1  247  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     56  38  1  247  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        53  51  0  244  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           94  64  0  241  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MARCIE 36-6076              36  23  1  241  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 MELKOR 13-1821              52  22  0  240  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 CORKY 1-4285                56  45  2  239  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
-HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       46  43  2  237  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          109  74  0  235  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-COBRA 29-4355               41  35  1  235  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          68  27  9  231  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
-AUJARD 8-4639               42  35  0  231  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        38  10  0  230  CAER SIDHE (4712)          KATI-TEI
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           48  29  1  229  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
-ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     109  82  0  228  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         73  67  0  228  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BRUNO 51-4332               51  26  2  226  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         56  28  0  224  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           55  40  6  223  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         80  73  2  220  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 YOBER 2-4537                39  38  1  219  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ICE FOX 5-3877              49  20  0  218  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         28  16  2  218  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       34  32  1  217  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         65  34  0  216  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         27  19  1  216  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          53  37  0  215  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       32  17  0  214  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 SKYWISE 11-5687             63  99  1  212  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      72  58  0  211  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    141  70  3  210  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        131  85  3  210  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-FORK BALL 4-6244            43  18  0  209  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          30  32  2  209  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            84  40  1  208  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 GITARIOS 82--19918          33  21  1  207  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 MOD COD 55-2638            120 136  3  206  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
-BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          44  37  0  206  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         72  83  1  205  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       64  61  1  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-CARE BEAR 48-2799           43  39  0  204  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 ULTIMATE PAIN 4-5774        22   4  1  204  LUROCIANS Z2 (5459)        JHELUM
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       75  46  2  203  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 FALCON 82-11173             51  47  1  203  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         48  22  2  203  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       29  35  6  203  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 TWIG 82-25226               73  50  1  202  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167  24  13  1  202  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
-DIRT BAG 65-4832            40  19  1  201  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           38  34  5  201  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
-TONNELLE 52-3634            32  22  2  201  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051      101 101  2  200  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       36  21  0  200  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 PRISONER 0069 82-31419      25  15  0  200  DUNGEON CELL 14 (5576)     DWES EG
 FURRY S. MASON 59-192       41  37  1  199  MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)    ILLIS
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        35  18  2  199  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
 DICK TATER 18-8675          17   8  2  199  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 MAC 35-2993                 59  47  0  198  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    53  46  0  198  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      51  34  3  198  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 MADONNA 60-7780             48  32  3  198  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597    34  18  1  198  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 FOOS BALL 4-6366            27   5  1  198  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN 82-15292    14   4  0  198  LUROCIANS XVII (5494)      DWES EG
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           89  59  0  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  62  38  1  197  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
-HUGGY 1-2227                58  49  3  197  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
-FIREBALL 4-5486             29  19  1  197  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 REM 74-2853                 51  46  0  196  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     39  31  0  196  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 QUINTAL 18-8341             69  54  3  195  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         35  14  0  195  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 REALITY 45-4383             28  15  1  195  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 SCURVY LAD 2-5366           25   8  2  195  SEA DOGS (5575)            NIANIA
-JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        63  70  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893         107 121  4  192  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   77  71  4  192  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     62  48  3  192  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         37  20  2  192  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      73  40  1  191  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       71  79  3  191  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253           33  22  1  191  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-CUDDLY 1-1900               52  28  0  190  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 CALYX 30-4151               43  48  2  190  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 COYOTE 60-7626              43  42  2  190  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       37  14  2  190  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        37  24  1  190  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 PEG LEG 36-6196             33  21  0  190  SEA DOGS (5531)            JHANS
 HANA 82-24461               30  17  0  190  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 SANDMAN 74-2896             32  53  3  189  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-LA TOUR 18-8525             47  54  0  188  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599   28  21  1  187  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     27  22  0  187  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 IMPORT-EXPORT 81-76         35  25  3  186  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          70  85  1  185  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 ANGST 35-3560               32  22  0  185  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
 EVERSTORM 69-641           110 113  2  183  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 ZIMA 1-7750                 45  34  0  182  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      42  29  0  182  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     35  26  1  182  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  30  16  1  182  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       76 100  0  181  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             63  77  0  181  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         59  76  0  180  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        36  13  1  180  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      25  24  1  180  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
 HOFFA 49-3185               94 178  0  179  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 HONEY 11-6368               46  77  2  179  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            41  31  3  179  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      35  59  1  179  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           57 102  0  177  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         45  63  1  177  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 TOTURI 7-5051               28  17  0  177  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 SPEKTER 36-4921             29  26  0  176  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442     13   5  1  176  NASCAR NINJAS II (5498)    DWES EG
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          46  33  0  175  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           36  24  0  175  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-IGOR MALMORT 52-3594        26  15  1  175  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 DONAHAR 24-3006             54  64  1  174  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
-HOT TOMATO 33-6305          29  28  0  174  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         36  32  1  172  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         55  43  1  171  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          20  19  4  171  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        64  66  1  167  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  45  47  2  164  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507        30   9  0  164  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   56  57  0  162  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          53  42  1  162  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  36  54  2  162  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 WEYLUND 82-3660             56  76  1  160  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     20  23  2  160  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 ELRIC 82-27440              14   1  0  156  LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (5602)  DWES EG
 RAINSONG 11-6128            50  91  0  155  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          33  20  3  155  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          36  43  2  154  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         29  29  1  151  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     57  92  2  150  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       64 100  0  149  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CARMELO 82-17510            15  10  0  149  SUPERIOR FORCES A201 (5597 DWES EG
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       60  86  3  148  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        40  28  1  148  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-PAS DE QUARTIER 52-3633     21  20  1  148  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 QUASAR 18-5925              74  98  0  147  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-RAT-LOVING CAT 81-529       33  10  0  147  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 WILLOW 82--12122            18   5  2  147  DARK TOGS (5616)           DWES EG
 KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          27  17  5  145  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      36  33  1  144  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717    22   6  0  144  BAG OF TRICKS (5632)       DWES EG
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     36  56  1  142  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544          26  18  0  141  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MOOSE 56-3459               47  76  0  140  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         26  19  1  136  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        36  26  4  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           36  87  1  133  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         33  30  1  133  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         45  76  1  129  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  42  73  3  129  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 RUMAKI 38-4589              16   2  0  128  FREAKISH (5648)            CLIFFHOME
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    26  29  1  125  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   52 115  0  119  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           23  11  2  119  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 DARTH SION 18-9233          37  47  1  117  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-UNZOE THE SHAMAN 31-4940    29  16  0  116  THE STORMGUARDS (777)      CHIMLEVTAL
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    37  33  1  114  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-JACINTHE 46-3892            14  71  0  113  BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899)  ARDIVENT
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        23  61  0  110  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 INCISOR 9-5185              33  29  1  109  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 CHUPACABRON 81-284          21  37  2  109  HUCKLE'S CATS (5662)       SHADOWSPIRE
 TRAIN WRECK 62-4121         19  13  1  109  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 RUSSIAN BEAR 62-4427        18  12  2  109  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 SELLING... 82-9636          31  25  2  108  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         35  66  1  107  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-WHOLE MUTT 14-4516          28  23  0  107  THE DOGHOUSE (4165)        TOBIR
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             35  49  3  106  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-BELISARIUS 84-4483          28  17  5  106  DISPOSABLE HEROES (5663)   BLACKSTONE
 ORAN JI 16-5299             27  43  1  102  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEXTER 81-452               30  20  0  100  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   26  18  1  100  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100   9   0  1  100  CLASSIC HITS (5652)        DWES EG
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       27  58  1   97  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-PYTHAGORAS 12-6647          27  14  1   96  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 FAITH 82-4515               12   3  0   95  SUPERIOR FORCES 1D (4508)  DWES EG
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         38  52  0   94  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SNOWFLAKE 32-4689           23  17  1   94  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     20  18  1   93  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
-BLACK MARIA 81-435          26  14  1   92  HOUSE OF HEARTS (5658)     SHADOWSPIRE
-JON FLUTE 11-6922           18  38  0   92  KRILL CAVALRY (4359)       ARUAK CITY

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CHELBAGHEERA 78-2754        23  20  0   89  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
-CORIANELLE 12-6621          20  27  0   87  SWEET MAGIC (3445)         RIZTAB
 TOMATO ION 82--9898         14   3  0   84  040908D (5655)             DWES EG
 CHATTI 62-4448              21  15  0   83  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 VINCENZO 51-5031            19  14  0   83  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DIMAGGIO 63-2705            19   9  0   80  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         33  51  2   79  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        13   4  5   78  BLOODY SUNDAYS (5640)      SHADOW GROVE
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          20  10  1   77  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 LEO POWERS 43-4599          20   6  0   77  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN
 BRIGAND 82-9639             15  11  1   76  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG
-STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508       14   8  5   76  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
-MINUTE MUN 14-4545          19  16  2   75  ALL THE MUN'S MEN (5656)   TOBIR
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      23  13  1   74  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 STEINBACH 30-4473           46  78  0   72  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 JANIE JONES 41-4349         21  17  0   72  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     48 119  1   70  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 XANAX 28-4384               26  12  0   70  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          14   8  2   68  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
-IZZCO 46-4087               21   4  0   67  INFERNAL LORDS (696)       ARDIVENT
 CRICKET 16-5544             16  11  0   67  LEGENDS (5661)             WILLAF
-SHANA TWO-KNIVES 78-2756    17  14  1   66  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
-AVERAGE JOE 38-4677         18  10  0   64  U.A.K. (880)               CLIFFHOME
-KORIENELLEN 33-7370         16  15  1   64  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961   12   5  4   64  BOOMERISMS (5637)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   38 100  2   62  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 DEADLY DUO 6-4753           22  20  0   62  PSYCHO SQUAD (5650)        TRANSEL
-REDTHORN 15-4943            18   7  0   61  GREENWARDENS (3775)        MALCORN
-ZIRCON 15-4920              17  10  0   61  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
-DEATH STUD 60-8211          17   8  1   60  DEATH STUDS XII (5644)     ARADI
 DUST BALL 82-9852           14  13  1   60  STRANGE MISSIONS (5664)    DWES EG
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            40  26  1   59  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 HK-47 18-8584               36  77  0   58  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-BART SIMPSON 19-5072        17   8  0   58  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         22  85  1   57  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 MISS SCARLET 25-5413        19  23  1   56  GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653)    LYRATILAN
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            32  59  0   55  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 PANE 35-3822                17  14  1   55  LOST CAUSE (4022)          MURSKA
-RAZOR XXV 60-8154           17   4  0   55  DEATH STUDS XII (5644)     ARADI
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       27  57  0   54  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   32  60  1   52  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-LORD T. JEEBUS 7-5948       15   7  0   52  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   9  14  4   51  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 GHETTO DEFENDANT 41-4351    22  16  2   50  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882        16  12  0   49  BETTER OFF DEAD (5660)     MORDANT
 SOLDIER 10 84-5956          18   8  3   48  MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (5651 BLACKSTONE
 HOFFA 60-7713               27  52  0   46  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SWAN 84-4414                18  17  3   43  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
 RELENTLESS 62-4148          14  14  3   41  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         35  74  1   34  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
REM 74-2853               51  46  0 DARKLINGS 3457         DONNA 36-5966             592
EVERSTORM 69-641         110 113  2 KREL DOMINATION 3974   OTIS 3-6501               592
GAZELLE 56-3701           63  77  0 REDHORSE 3727          NEOPHYTE 82-4574          592

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

One-Trick Pony -- Well, golly!  Maybe even something stronger.  I've heard, of
course, that dwarves are, ah, different where gender relations are concerned, but to
have no gender at all?  Surely this is extreme.  Think of the fun you miss!  Or, no,
I suppose you don't have any concept of the fun you miss, do you?  Well, take it from
me, there is a certain special pleasure in gender activities. -- Oran Ji

Fibularis -- Ah, one of the Roman types, I see.  I never did care much for Romans,
they always smell of olive oil.  Makes me nervous.  Makes them slippery, too!  Still,
I suppose you can't help it. -- Peach Nutt

Willow -- Dark togs?  You go around dressed in black?  Makes you look like something
any self-respecting cat would refuse to drag in, if you will pardon my saying so.
You should dress in greens.  Much more suitable. -- Punh Jently
P.S.  And watch out for monsters.  Maybe stop bathing in the lake, it's got a bad
reputation.

Miss Scarlet -- Ah, you see how it goes!  The dagger and the candlestick do nothing
for you, because I got you in the arena with the lead pipe!  Not but what I did
regret having to hit such a likely young lady over the head, but one does as one
must. -- O Puncha

Snowflake -- Wrong season, dammit!  You should have melted before you hit me, much
less the ground.  It's intolerable, except that, of course, I must tolerate it.  One
can't argue with the weather and get any satisfaction. -- N.D. Grasse

Dexter -- This is unacceptable.  We are both in agreement on that.  Not the loss, SHE
doesn't mind, though I resent it.  But that we should have to keep fighting here at
all.  We aren't going to do it. -- Deadly Duo

Galen -- Dream on.  The final battle will be between us and the bugs. -- N.D. Grasse

     It'll be the roaches all the way, grass-crawler.

Cobra -- You may think you won, but look who got the train. -- Gazelle

Ajuard -- You do that pretty well.  Not great... but not bad. -- Rem

Le Pain Dlg -- And your name remains a mystery.  Still:  I learned, you didn't.  So
ha. -- Mountain Goat

Jolee Bindo -- That was a bad matchup for you.  Granted, it turned out all right, but
it was still unfortunate. -- Hummingbird

Cracked and Leaking -- So I noticed. -- Sandman

Ultimate Pain -- You seem to have a high threshold.  My congratulations. -- Crooked
Hoof

Bah!  Somehow, my strategy got messed up.  I think we should be allowed to change it
on the fly.  The Commission's rules are too strict.  A warrior who is stuck with a
stupid strategy and finds himself getting clobbered should be allowed to improvise.
-- Moose

Selling... -- Thanks for the NICE train!  *grinning* -- Sleepwalker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAYDREAM BELIEVER devastated STAN DAUFF in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PUDDING PARADE savagely defeated HALF-ORC CAPTAIN in a 6 minute Challenge melee.
CORKY viciously subdued FURRY S. MASON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
THE MAD CARROT defeated YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
KRAMER devastated QUINTAL in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP was viciously subdued by MARCIE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
MELKOR overpowered FOOS BALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX lost to ULTIMATE PAIN in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
DICK TATER was defeated by SOFT 'N CHEWY in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
MIYAGI'S MIATA overpowered MINOTAUR CRUSADER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GLITTER MARKS overpowered HONEY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TOTURI was devastated by INDENTURED OARSMAN in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
WOBBLENUT was demolished by GWYN AP NUDD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SOUL SCOURGE overcame SANDMAN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
LORD TAYLOR overpowered ARTHUR BEYER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
DONNA executed REM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DELAWARE RUN was devastated by RONE BLOODHOUSE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
RUSSIAN BEAR beat ORAN JI in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
TRAIN WRECK was overpowered by WALTER EHLERS in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
TOE PUPPET devastated DELIA'S GONE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DINAH MIGHT overpowered SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fray.
PETE MOSS viciously subdued SELLING... in a popular 5 minute brutal Challenge contest.
FOUR OF SPADES was defeated by PUNH JENTLY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THREE BLIND WEISS unbelievably bested N.D. GRASSE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
FLEA FLICKER overpowered HK-47 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PRODIGAL SON vanquished CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute uneven Title bout.
NECROMANCER slimly lost to FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a action packed 3 minute bout.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS overpowered MAC in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
MADONNA was savagely defeated by YOBER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
BLACK MESSIAH was overpowered by SOLSBURY HILL in a 2 minute one-sided match.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered ROY BENAVIDEZ in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALVIN YORK overpowered ISAWA TADAKA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TENACIOUS was savagely defeated by REDDI WHIP in a action packed 5 minute contest.
KAIDEN devastated PARROT KEEPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
FALCON was beaten by ICE FOX in a popular 2 minute fray.
TWIG was savagely defeated by PORK ROLL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal match.
FLABBY-O vanquished ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SNIPER BEAR was vanquished by LE PAIN DLG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
KATE BUSH handily defeated MARK OF THE BEAST in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BLACK ARCHER defeated REALITY in a action packed 3 minute battle.
CRACKED AND LEAKING was vanquished by SKYWISE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
THE NOTHING was overcome by PEG LEG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
EVERSTORM was butchered by OTIS in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
GOLDILOCKS outlasted BOB LE CANADIEN in a tiring 19 minute match.
SHEPHERD MOON was narrowly defeated by BLOOD PIE in a action packed 3 minute fight.
JOLEE BINDO was beaten by RAGING PYROTHAG in a 2 minute bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN handily defeated PRISONER 0069 in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAST MONKEY subdued SQUIRREL KILLER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
GITARIOS savagely defeated ICHIRO TRICKLE in a popular 4 minute gory battle.
CAT IN THE HAT was handily defeated by TY DEL-WAVE in a 2 minute mismatched contest.
MANUEL PEREZ was demolished by HATCH BATTENER in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
COYOTE savagely defeated WEYLUND in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody battle.
GAZELLE was executed by NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN overpowered SPEKTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CALYX handily defeated RAINSONG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SCURVY LAD overpowered EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a exciting 2 minute uneven fight.
MOD COD handily defeated FIBULARIS in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
IN-BRED BEAR viciously subdued SCRAPPLE in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
ANGST was subdued by OOPSIDIDITAGAIN in a action packed 3 minute duel.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by IMPORT-EXPORT in a popular 7 minute gory fight.
BELY MEDVED was vanquished by THOMAS FOWLER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ETERNAL D.J. demolished THE SMALL CAT in a 2 minute uneven battle.
NASTY RASH was overpowered by HANA in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
SPOTTED PONY devastated HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHICKEN HAWK was demolished by CARMELO in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FRANKENBUTT savagely defeated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a action packed 4 minute brawl.
DRUNK DENNIS was beaten by TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
ZIMA demolished SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JAMES DOOLITTLE subdued DONAHAR in a popular 1 minute fight.
THE BIG CAT viciously subdued WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 3 minute bloody melee.
SLEEPS ALL DAY lost to PEACH NUTT in a action packed 3 minute match.
MOOSE was defeated by ONE-TRICK PONY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
CROOKED HOOF demolished DARTH SION in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was subdued by ELRIC in a 2 minute bout.
DORIE MILLER devastated CHUPACABRON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STRONGBOW savagely defeated BILLY MITCHELL in a 2 minute gory match.
HARLEY THE CADAVER was handily defeated by WILLOW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAPPY APPLE was handily defeated by SHADOW ANGEL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FRYV DARKSHADE was beaten by KOOK AROCHA in a exciting 1 minute match.
SLEEPWALKER was vanquished by QUASAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
JUNGLE JUICE viciously subdued PTAR STONEBLADE in a action packed 5 minute gory match.
RUMAKI overcame TATIANA SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal battle.
INCISOR was overpowered by TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JUMPIN' handily defeated CRICKET in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GUNS OF BRIXTON was narrowly defeated by DEXTER in a popular 3 minute bout.
DUST BALL savagely defeated HOFFA in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
BRIGAND overpowered O PUNCHA in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
TONY SIRAGUSA lost to HELL WEEK in a 2 minute fight.
FAITH vanquished SOLDIER 10 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHATTI outlasted JANIE JONES in a crowd pleasing 8 minute brutal competition.
RELENTLESS was vanquished by XANAX in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
YELLOW JACKET vanquished DEADLY DUO in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
VINCENZO viciously subdued STEINBACH in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
TOMATO ION overcame GHETTO DEFENDANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
SWAN was overcome by MISS SCARLET in a exciting 4 minute battle.
PALANTIRIATHALASA bested ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
LEO POWERS vanquished WALK THE LINE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PANE was overpowered by WOLFBROTHER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SNOWFLAKE devastated FURTIVE RETURNS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute uneven match.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE viciously subdued MISSION VAO in a 7 minute brutal melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  59         LUNGING ATTACK   336 - 274 -  8      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      31         AIMED BLOW       161 - 140 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         PARRY-RIPOSTE     32 -  31 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         SLASHING ATTACK   95 -  97 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         WALL OF STEEL    110 - 118 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     16         PARRY-LUNGE       78 -  85 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         TOTAL PARRY      106 - 124 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  34 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  43 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   58 -  87 -  0      40  |

Turn 592 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  3     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 13         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        18 - 13     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    33 - 26     TOTAL PARRY        7 - 15         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        59   8  1  742 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
LUNGING ATTACK   OTIS 3-6501                53  43  5  314 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
TOTAL PARRY      PUDDING PARADE 42-3902     76  89  0  290 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
WALL OF STEEL    THE MAD CARROT 40-3862     23  14  0  275 PUPPY POWER (5546)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345      100  88  1  265 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
SLASHING ATTACK  NEOPHYTE 82-4574           59  38  1  247 LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413          94  64  0  241 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156         109  74  0  235 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210       38  10  0  230 CAER SIDHE (4712)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            69  54  3  195 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PUDDING PARADE 42-3902.  The ten other most popular fighters were PETE MOSS 
19-4968, PORK ROLL 97-1634, JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705, VINCENZO 51-5031, REDDI WHIP 
97-1636, FRANKENBUTT 42-4188, SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493, ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442, 
SELLING... 82-9636, and ANGST 35-3560.

The least popular fighter this week was BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WALK THE LINE 11-6708, DEADLY DUO 6-4753, RELENTLESS 62-4148, 
SOLDIER 10 84-5956, CRICKET 16-5544, HAPPY APPLE 3-6492, HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366, 
CHUPACABRON 81-284, SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524, and CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  6 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             8  3 1  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  3 0  IAYE(30)             3  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  ARADI(60)            2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  3 0  JHANS(36)            3  1 1  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  7 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           4  4 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  DWES EG(82)         17 17 1  
TALCAMA(18)          8  9 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  3 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         59   8  1  742  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                39  38  1  219  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 OTIS 3-6501                 53  43  5  314  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        131  85  3  210  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              49  20  0  218  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 DEADLY DUO 6-4753           22  20  0   62  PSYCHO SQUAD (5650)        TRANSEL
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            84  40  1  208  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 INCISOR 9-5185              33  29  1  109  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 SKYWISE 11-5687             63  99  1  212  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        53  51  0  244  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 MELKOR 13-1821              52  22  0  240  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          36  43  2  154  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           94  64  0  241  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           23  11  2  119  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         28  16  2  218  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      73  40  1  191  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        35  18  2  199  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        37  24  1  190  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 XANAX 28-4384               26  12  0   70  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         73  67  0  228  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       75  46  2  203  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SNOWFLAKE 32-4689           23  17  1   94  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 KAIDEN 35-3108             146 147  2  247  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               55  21  2  265  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 RUMAKI 38-4589              16   2  0  128  FREAKISH (5648)            CLIFFHOME

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE MAD CARROT 40-3862      23  14  0  275  PUPPY POWER (5546)         ZENSU
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        38  10  0  230  CAER SIDHE (4712)          KATI-TEI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    90  60  2  304  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       36  21  0  200  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             28  15  1  195  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   38 100  2   62  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              55  40  0  300  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         48  22  2  203  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               94 178  0  179  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 VINCENZO 51-5031            19  14  0   83  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     39  31  0  196  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            120 136  3  206  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             63  77  0  181  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 FURRY S. MASON 59-192       41  37  1  199  MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)    ILLIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             48  32  3  198  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       100  88  1  265  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       32  17  0  214  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          53  37  0  215  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         27  19  1  216  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         37  20  2  192  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            59  38  1  247  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 SOLDIER 10 84-5956          18   8  3   48  MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (5651 BLACKSTONE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           38  34  5  201  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          68  27  9  231  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359   9  14  4   51  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE