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Date   : 06/16/2009    Duedate: 06/29/2009

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-596

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 THE EDGE 69/3459       35   13  1 72.9      DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505              
    TEAM TRIANGLE 38/1008                       CROSS BREED! 82/5501                  
    POWDER MAYHEM 33/1446                       AFTERMATH! 84/5671                    
    ORDINANCE 43/3064                        10 STREET PIZZA 18/786   410  320  5 56.2
    CARTOON CREW 69/3174                        STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    SKI-BUM 35 35/3223                          IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
    TOTAL CARNAGE 69/3163                       4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                
    NO MERCY II 69/3462                         THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
    CHAOTIC DREAM 58/3069                       STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
  2 DARK TOGS 82/5616     132   58  4 69.5      D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560             
    LUROCIANS Z2 4/5459                         BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/5376             
    NASCAR NINJAS II 82/5498                    WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315                
    LUROCIANS XVII 82/5494                      KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/5602                  WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314                
  3-4-LETTER CAV 81/5670    9    5  0 64.3   11 SEXY BABES 33/989      28   22  1 56.0
  4 CAER SIDHE 41/4712     73   42  0 63.5      SEXIEST BABES 69/4106                 
    SILMARILLIAD 13/1024                        BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 7 69/4104          
    NIGHT'S GUARDIANS 48/821                    LETHAL FORMULA 37/1888                
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/4711                      BLADERUNNER'S JESTER 99/3604          
    THE ILLUMINATI 25/4589                      INTENSE STRIFE 38/918                 
    NIGHT'S GUARDIANS 11/5674                   GHOST RIDERS 48/1037                  
  5 LEGENDS 16/5661       472  279  5 62.8      BLADE RUNNER 998 69/4183              
    FREAKISH 38/5648                            BLADE RUNNER 15 69/4184               
    BETTER OFF DEAD 1/5660                      MORE SEXY BABES 2/1020                
  6-TILT?!? 60/3728        74   45  1 62.2      BLADE RUNNER 997 69/3976              
    WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370                     BLADE RUNNER 3 69/3254                
    BLACK DIAMOND II 78/2418                    BLADE RUNNER 4 69/3460                
    THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017                    CLINT'S CREW 10/1034                  
    THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566                      BLADE RUNNER 2 69/4103                
  7 CORPS 74/3405        3400 2238 66 60.3      THE CHOSEN FEW 43/1029                
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        12 FLOPS 82/5631          52   42  0 55.3
    F BALLS 4/5204                              THE NEPHEW 82/5630                    
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        12:35 AM 82/5605                      
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             COOL NAMES 4 82/5679                  
    THE BEARS 1/979                             LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/5608              
    THE BEARS 48/677                            WASTELAND 18/1887                     
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        KILLER WORDS F3 98/5456               
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          040908D 82/5655                       
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          13 YRS & COUNTING 82/5537             
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                          071406C 24/5404                       
  8 GOD 82/5667           527  361  4 59.3      GOTTA DO IT 82/5673                   
    BAG OF TRICKS 82/5632                       SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                  13 SEA DOGS 2/5575        68   56  1 54.8
    CLASSIC HITS 82/5652                        SEA DOGS 18/1460                      
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        SEA DOGS 36/5531                      
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576               
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                       SEA DOGS 21/5474                      
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SEA DOGS 51/5590                      
    BOOMERISMS 96/5637                          DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/5422              
    BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/5640                      SEA DOGS 1/5428                       
    CONSANGUINEOUS 8/5680                       SEA DOGS 9/5675                       
  9 THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1799 1286 20 58.3   14 FURRY FURY 81/5669     51   42  1 54.8
    ROOKIE ARMADA 6 82/5603                     DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                
    ALMOSTER II 98/5587                         ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                 

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 15 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119   1040  914 12 53.2      I GOTTA GO 30/4646                    
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406            
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407            
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/5668             
 16 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     209  185  0 53.0      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565                  26 FANTASIA 1/4914      1670 1838 18 47.6
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223                    END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250                  THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    OF WOLF AND MAN 47/5676                     TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
 17 CHEERS 70/3979         49   44  0 52.7      KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    DEATH MOB 4 21/5619                         THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/1098                  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    THE SIMPSONS 55/1153                        MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    BLOOD MASTERS 97/5639                       CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
    DEATH MOB 62/1467                           MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
 18 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  704  674  5 51.1      YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                       THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423                     ONE CHANCE 82/5672                    
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    27-TIL DEATH DO 65/5678    9   10  0 47.4
 19 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  814  784 11 50.9   28 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   56   64  0 46.7
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1D 82/4508               29 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  751  899  8 45.5
    SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419             30 HUCKLE'S CAT 81/5662   69   83  0 45.4
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! 1/5411              
    SUPERIOR FORCES A201 82/5597             31 RADIO CLASH 41/5578   102  125  2 44.9
    SUPE FORCES B608B 98/5586                32 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   56   70  1 44.4
 20 CANADIAN CLU 50/5452   25   25  0 50.0   33 AMEN! 7/5467            8   10  2 44.4
    FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405                    HOUSE OF HEARTS 81/5658               
    ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/5453                  34 WEATHER 65/1940       141  177  0 44.3
 21 NO-HALF STEP 14/5445   14   14  0 50.0      BLACK KELTS 29/2166                   
 22 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1662 1694 22 49.5      BATTLE BLADES 30/1600                 
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     WE BIG WOHPUM 3/1605                  
    MURPHY'S LAWYERS 59/5624                 35 KELLUMBO'S K 81/5438   75   98  1 43.4
 23 MID EARTH 29/1543     271  277  3 49.5      KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-23 82/5577          
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                      KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 82/5569          
 24-CROSSED THIE 82/5591   61   65  1 48.4      KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/4810               
    DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 82/5666              36 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566   11   15  0 42.3
    DISPOSABLE HEROES 82/4008                37 RHYME TYME 55/1881     69   95  0 42.1
    STRANGE MISSIONS 82/5664                    THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267               38 REDHORSE 56/3727      428  624  2 40.7
    SISTERS OF MERCY 84/5589                    DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266                39 STORIES 49/2835      1004 1949 17 34.0
    DISPOSABLE HEROES 84/5663                   BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
 25 FANGS 9/5444         1530 1651 12 48.1      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                40 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  712 1386  6 33.9
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                 41-CUNNING RUNT 19/5657    1    2  0 33.3
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 42 ELFQUEST 11/4928      438  992  6 30.6
    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649                   STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                        SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                   SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                   RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                43 GOTTA GET A  25/5653    2    6  0 25.0
    MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/5677                44 VENUSIANS 29/4368       0    2  0  0.0
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463             

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

Andorak:
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Minute 11021:  Manager sipped his mai-tai atop his lounge chair in one of the
managers; suites in the arena.  It was another perfect turn in Andorak.  The sun was
shining, the competition sparse, and another glorious scum-fest was taking place.
     "See the way that warrior has his wrist turned the wrong way?" Manager talked
aloud to no one in particular, "That's costing him extra energy and he's going to
tire in around minute 22,000.  Tsk."
     Suddenly the door barged open.  In walked Armalias Skyhawk, ready for battle and
donning the emblem of the Scarlet Knights.  "Come," he said, his voice taking an
unusually serious tone, "We must go."

Free Blades:
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The Dark One and Aragorn watched the fights from one of the overhanging walkways in
the arena. Dozens of black birds circled overhead, carrying pieces of parchment in
their beaks.
     "It looks like those birds are delivering messages," said Aragorn.
     "Ravens.  Some say they are messengers of death," noted the Dark One.
     Two of the black birds broke from formation and headed towards the two managers.
They dropped their parchments at the feet of the two managers.
     "Papyrus," mused the Dark One, "also a symbol of death."
     "Really?" asked Aragorn somewhat hesitant to open his parchment, "I wonder
what's going on."
     "No.  Just kidding," the Dark One teased as he opened his note.  "It says we're
supposed to meet at the managers' convention hall near the center of the Isle of the
Eye."

"Curious," mused Aragorn.

Darkholm:
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"Hey are there any more of TMM's muffins?" asked a famished Desiree as she jotted
down notes for the spy report from the manager's lounge.
     "No time for muffins, sorry!" replied TUM has he hurriedly packed his bag.
     "What's going on?  They're not re-running the fights, are they?" asked the spy
reporter.
     "It looks like all ADM managers are being summoned to the Isle of the Eye," said
TUM.  "This must be something big."

Home Guard:
------------
"Whoa, all of the managers of ADM were invited and they asked us Home Guard folks to
attend?" asked the Mun.
     "I hear the last time this happened, it was because they were looking for
volunteers to go into the gate and help in the invasion of Gateway.  Most of the Home
Guard warriors were killed," noted One Armed Bandit.
     "Well, if there is danger, then it's up to the managers and warriors of the
Guard to answer," pointed out the Mun.
     "Yeah, they might need cannon fodder in the front lines again...."

Managers' Convention Center, the Isle of the Eye (The next day):
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The managers of the various Advanced Duelmasters arenas quickly descended upon the
Isle's convention center, which hadn't been used for a managerial gathering in many
years.  Conversation quickly turned to the reason upon which they had been rapidly
summoned.
     "Do you think it's another Rirorni invasion?" asked Tripwire.
     "Doubtful," said Le Pentarque, "it's been quiet on that front for years."
     "Maybe the Gateway monsters are back!" said Slugbait.
     "The magical seals we put in place don't appear to be broken," said the Dark
One.  "Although it could be a totally different dimension invading us this time."
     "As long as the tournament isn't cancelled, I can live with it," said Guardian.
     "Wait.  Don't you guys notice something weird about this place?" pointed out
Jekyll.  "This room has been decorated.  Festively."
     The managers of the isle began to look around.  The room did seem to be brightly
decorated, although not extravagantly so.  Colorful draperies had been hung on the
walls and streamers and balloons were all over the room as well.
     "Oh no," groaned Crip, "don't tell me that Soultaker has conned us all into
attending another one of his surprise birthday parties for himself again."
     "Gah," moaned Mannequin, "that's two years in a row he's got us now!"
     All of the managers sighed and started to head out of the convention center,
when suddenly a commission scribe appeared on stage.
     "Stop!" said the scribe, "this isn't another Soultaker surprise party!"
     "It's not?" asked Papa Bear.  "Then what's with all the decorations?"
     "This actually is a party, but not for the reason you think," said the scribe.
With a wave of his arm, a banner suddenly dropped down from behind the stage to the
gasp of many of the managers in attendance.  It read: "CELEBRATING THE RETURN OF THE
ADM REGIONAL TOURNAMENT!"
     "Wow, it's been so long since the last one," said Crip.
     "Indeed," said the scribe.  "The Lady of the Isle of the Eye has noted that in
this time of peace, all of you managers have grown soft.  You sit around talking shop
in the regional ADM arenas while prepping for the next tournament.  So if it's a
tournament you want, it's a tournament you shall have--but one you will have to fight
you way in.  And if you are able to fight your way through your comrades and earn
your spot on the team, you will have to duel it out with all of the other regionals'
best too.  We will be sending a rules pamphlet to each of your guild houses."
     "Can I mention that I'm the defending champion of the last ADM Regional
tournament?" said Mannequin.
     "Don't even start," replied Manager.  "It doesn't count if it took place before
the first TOGS competition.  Besides, you can't win.  Andorak is going to win."
     "Everyone knows the best and most deep region is Darkholm," said The Muffin Man.
"We have legions of managers who we can call on at any moment that can win this
thing."
     "Not me," said Guardian, "I play for Free Blades."
     "Don't forget the Slow arena managers," said Fandil of the Consortium Elders.
"The only reason Crysalis has never won before was because we weren't allowed to
compete.  This time we are unified and we will put together a team."
     "If you were any good, you'd run in a fast arena," quipped Manager
     "If any of you were any good, you'd run in Darkholm," retorted the Muffin Man.
     The room erupted vociferously in argument as the managers of ADM began to argue
in favor of their home regions.
     Suddenly, One Armed Bandit streaked naked across the room.  "Home Guard
Rulez!!!" he yelled as a couple of security guards quickly teleported in and started
chasing him.
     From the top of her tower, Sheila Greywand watched the managers' argue amongst
themselves and smirked.

Regional Tournament FAQ:
==========================
The next ADM Regional Tournament will be held the Week of September 20th, 2009.

Q:  What is the ADM Regional Tournament?
A:  The ADM Regional Tournament is a competition where the best and brightest
warriors from the ADM regionals compete to for bragging rights and to see which one
is the best!

Q:  How does it work?
A:  During the week of September 19th, each Regional Team will be temporarily moved
to Lirin Kiv where they will battle it out in a single elimination tournament with
the last warrior standing winning for his region.  (Learns, Skills, and FE gained
during the contest will NOT count)

Q:  How are teams determined?
A:  There are 11 automatic berths given out to each team.  The Duelmaster and each of
the 10 Stylemasters at the end of the following turns will be awarded automatic
entry:
   Andorak:  Turn 513 (due 9/5)
   Free Blades: Turn 514 (due 8/26)
   Darkholm: Turn 513 (due 8/28)
   Home Guard: Turn 514 (due 9/1)
   Crysalis: Turn 212 (due 9/7)

To qualify for a Stylemaster position, you must have been active in the arena in 3 of
the prior 4 turns including the last one.  (Thus, you'll want to activate any
inactive warriors who you want to try and qualify by Mid-July sometime, but
immediately for Crysalis.)

In addition, each region will be allowed to select 2 wildcard entrants.  Wildcard
entrants are generally selected based on regional votes, but the regional team
captain may decide at his discretion.  There will be a turn break in most of the
regionals after the slots have been decided but before the regional tourney begins in
order to vote, if necessary.

Each manager may only play for 1 region and qualify no more than 2 warriors on a
regional team.  It's quite possible that based on activity, that certain regions may
not be able to field a full team.

Also, because they are hosting the competition, Lirin Kiv has been given a select
amount of wildcard berths.  Managers and warriors who are still loyal to Lirin Kiv
may email/diplo the Lirin Kiv regional coordinator to inquire how to get onto the
team.  (Lirith Kai citizenship/immigration required)

Q:  What's a regional coordinator?
A:  The Regional Coordinator is the unofficial "team captain" so to speak.  They are
the ones who are in charge of putting together teams based on the rules, and trying
to make sure everyone is included and disputes are handled.  (Say, someone qualifies
more than 2 warriors, the regional coordinator will get with that manager and find
out which ones are in or out and notify replacements, etc.)

   The regional coordinators are:  Manager (Andorak), The Muffin Man (Darkholm), The
Dark One (Free Blades), Crip (Crysalis), Jorja (Lirith Kai), One Armed Bandit (Home
Guard).  If you need to contact them, you can write a personal ad in the ADM arena,
or send a diplo to them at:
   Manager: Superior Forces in DM 105
   The Dark One: Angels of Pain in DM 103
   The Muffin Man: Wasteland in DM 104
   One Armed Bandit: Sea Dogs in DM 101
   Crip: Royal Flush in DM 106
   Jorja: Sand Dancers in DM 65

Q:  What does happen if someone qualifies more than 2 warriors?
A:  That manager will be able to decide which two to send and the next highest
qualifying warrior will be able to take the place of the warrior that doesn't get
sent if it's an automatic spot.

Q:  What if my warriors are not an ADM regional?  (Or in the wrong one?)
A:  If your warriors are in 100 (or in the wrong region), for a limited time only you
can put in a request to customer service to move to the proper regional.  Mention
that your warrior wants to try and compete in the regional tourney. (Your warrior
must have been qualified for that region as of the last split)

Q:  Is there a prize?
A:  Bragging rights!

If there are any other questions, send a diplo to Manager or ask them in the personal
ad section of the arena.  Thanks!

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Out of 140 fights, there were 51 challenge duels!  This is an amazing turnout for
fight day.

Alas, our Tower Guardian did not find himself able to post a challenge.  One could
have hoped for a less uneven match.  PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (62-8-1,802) of
MANNEQUIN'S BEST fought IN-BRED BEAR (1-6172) (74-84-1,213) of THE BLACK ZOO.
PRODIGAL SON overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title duel.

Kellumbo's Kids avoided The Bears.  As would I!

Our most challenged warrior was Steinbach.  Was the challenger looking for an easy
win, or a training session?  Perhaps both, but the win was not to be had.  LORD EARL
GREY (72-4546) (31-27-1,78) of FEARSOME LEGENDS challenged STEINBACH (30-4473) (48-
79-0,85) of THE A'S -- LOSERS II.  LORD EARL GREY was overpowered by STEINBACH in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge brawl.

I believe this was our longest bout -- not just today, but in quite some time!  HEAD
CHEESE (96-1920) (51-24-3,170) of WHY SELL THIS? fought CHASM OF IGNORANCE (4-4186)
(57-59-0,133) of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO.  HEAD CHEESE was narrowly defeated by CHASM OF
IGNORANCE in a tiring 123 minute bout.  Honestly, Head Cheese the warrior is not as
strange as the food after which he is named.  I have eaten head cheese.  It's not
that bad.  For those who don't know, it's a lunch meat made from the muscles found on
the head of the cow, which are smallish muscles.  They're bound together into a block
by a gelatin that is derived from bones, and the block is then sliced.  I believe it
has to be kept cool or the in-between gelatin will melt.  You should try it, just to
be able to say you did, and because it's not as bad as it sounds.  On the other hand,
chasms of ignorance are just as bad as they sound.  Mr. Of Ignorance is our least
popular warrior this cycle, with Mr. Cheese running a very close second.

Sorry to say we had one death.  Out of so very many fights, it's not that bad, but it
must have seemed so to Notthur.  WOLVERINE (69-5049) (17-9-1,204) of NO MERCY II
fought NOTTHUR (3-4740) (40-19-1,207) of SORCERY COVENANT.  WOLVERINE assassinated
NOTTHUR in an action packed 2 minute uneven brawl.  I've sent Notty a foot-long head
cheese sandwich.

I suppose this regional tourney won't be involving anyone here.  Too bad!  Are they
planning to hold it in this arena though?

This happened before the 2-hour fight, which is why the spectators were even awake
enough to conclude that Mary Kay was scummed.  And so they did!  This cycle's
favorite.  MISCHIEVOUS IMP (1-7627) (53-35-3,210) of SWEORDMASTERS challenged MARY
KAY (74-2779) (31-22-1,216) of CORPS.  MISCHIEVOUS IMP won victory over MARY KAY in
an action packed 5 minute Challenge duel.

I went for a walk down a country road last night, after sunset, just as true night
was falling.  Me, and my doll-eating dog.  The fireflies were out in millions,
winking their lights over the darkened landscape.  The air was humid, warm, and
unmoving, which magified every scent.  Green growing things everywhere, something
blooming, water in the ditch.  I found myself enjoying the messages in the air almost
as much as Leg-Ripper must have been doing.  Summer in Alastari is quickly over, but
very sweet while it lasts.

With regards, Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         63   8  1  815  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KRAMER 47-5191              59  40  0  372  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          72  27  9  309  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 CORKY 1-4285                60  45  2  295  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          113  74  0  289  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 WOLVERINE 69-5049           18   9  2  280  NO MERCY II (3462)         CIMMERIAC
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           93  59  0  270  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KAIDEN 35-3108             149 148  2  263  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             80  44  4  257  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
-ULTIMATE PAIN 4-5774        25   4  1  256  LUROCIANS Z2 (5459)        JHELUM
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       39  22  0  255  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 SKI-BUM 33-1656             31  14  3  250  POWDER MAYHEM (1446)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 HUGGY 1-2227                61  50  3  248  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893         111 121  4  247  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        61  37  0  241  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  66  38  1  239  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006    47  38  3  237  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         51  23  2  236  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         68  35  0  232  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       39  16  2  230  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 ICE FOX 5-3877              52  21  0  229  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 PRISONER 0069 82-31419      27  17  0  229  DUNGEON CELL 14 (5576)     DWES EG
 QUINTAL 18-8341             71  56  3  227  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     65  49  3  226  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 MELKOR 13-1821              55  23  0  224  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 OTIS 3-6501                 54  46  5  223  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      54  35  3  223  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         42  55  3  222  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
-HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597    36  19  1  222  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 CALYX 30-4151               45  50  2  221  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         38  15  0  221  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      46  29  0  218  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 *WINTER* 65-3644            39  36  1  218  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            87  41  1  217  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          72  87  1  217  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  32  18  1  217  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 CITY MILITIA 56-2200        38  34  0  216  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             50  34  3  215  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        39  26  1  215  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         83  74  2  214  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     58  40  1  214  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 REM 74-2853                 53  48  0  214  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       79 101  0  212  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      78  91  0  212  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           50  31  1  211  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 FURRY S. MASON 59-192       44  38  1  211  MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)    ILLIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOTURI 7-5051               31  18  0  210  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        133  87  3  209  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           96  66  0  209  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN 82-15292    17   5  1  209  LUROCIANS XVII (5494)      DWES EG
 MORLENA 56-2163             42  37  1  207  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
-SQUIDBOY 48-2593            69  63  1  206  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    46  48  3  206  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167  27  14  1  206  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 TED E. BEAR 38-897          49  55  3  205  TEAM TRIANGLE (1008)       CLIFFHOME
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          49  46  2  205  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 COYOTE 60-7626              45  44  2  205  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 DARNESHA 82--23521          29  10  1  205  KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 (5569 DWES EG
-HAYWIRE 65-5413             25  13  1  205  WHO ARMED THEM? (4370)     DAL SHANG
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         74  85  1  204  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           57  42  6  204  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           45  41  0  204  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 MOD COD 55-2638            123 137  3  203  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARY KAY 74-2779            31  23  1  203  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 SPEKTER 36-4921             31  28  0  203  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          22  21  4  203  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 MAGGIE 55-637               47  63  1  202  THE SIMPSONS (1153)        KHALANI
 SAM 70-466                  30  23  0  202  CHEERS (3979)              SENTERN
-MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599   29  23  1  201  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 DEATH EMPRESS 43-1434       25  24  1  201  ORDINANCE (3064)           VEASTIAN
 RUMAKI 38-4589              20   2  0  201  FREAKISH (5648)            CLIFFHOME
 D'IRMAEL 29-3028            29  26  2  200  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         28  20  1  200  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     40  34  0  199  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        38  24  4  199  KILLER WORDS F3 (5456)     SYVYN'S HILL
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       66  63  1  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         37  12  1  198  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 STORM RIDER 69-5495         20   8  2  198  TOTAL CARNAGE (3163)       CIMMERIAC
 GRANDPA RAT 22-6549         62  36  3  197  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       48  23  0  196  071406C (5404)             ZORPUNT
 COBRA 29-4355               43  37  1  196  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     38  27  1  196  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       33  20  0  196  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
-VOLTAGEN 78-687             61  33  0  195  BLACK DIAMOND II (2418)    LIN TIRIAN
-FLAT TOP 35-3533            59  23  1  195  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          54  40  0  195  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  46  50  2  195  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 YOBER 2-4537                41  40  1  195  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
-SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        36  20  2  195  THE ILLUMINATI (4589)      LYRATILAN
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       30  38  6  195  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 MARV JR 18-9288             25   6  0  195  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       78  47  2  194  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      38  60  1  194  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 MEG RYAN 2-1733             36  28  4  194  MORE SEXY BABES (1020)     NIANIA
 JACKSON 22-6649             36  15  0  194  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          31  30  0  194  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       72  82  3  193  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-DARK JUSTICE 56-2004        42  42  0  193  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              40  20  1  193  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797  32  11  0  193  13 YRS & COUNTING (5537)   DWES EG
 WOODROW 69-4029             17  15  0  193  BLADE RUNNER 4 (3460)      CIMMERIAC
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            61  40  1  192  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
-CYCLONE 60-2306             39  27  1  192  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    35  30  5  192  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (5376)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-DICK TATER 18-8675          18  10  2  192  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 EVERSTORM 69-641           112 115  2  191  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           39  37  5  191  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 BANE 58-2432                25   8  2  191  CHAOTIC DREAM (3069)       DELARQ TOR
 MANDORALLEN 56-2288         40  26  1  190  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        39  14  1  190  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      75  42  1  189  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 PEG LEG 36-6196             34  24  0  189  SEA DOGS (5531)            JHANS
 KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          30  18  5  189  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         28  20  2  189  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 ELRIC 82-27440              16   3  0  189  LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (5602)  DWES EG
 GAZELLE 56-3701             64  80  0  188  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    55  48  0  188  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        54  54  0  188  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         38  23  2  188  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         59  43  1  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ZIMA 1-7750                 47  36  0  187  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 HANA 82-24461               32  19  0  187  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          55  44  1  186  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          48  35  0  186  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
-FOOT BALL 4-6305            38  20  1  186  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 IMPORT-EXPORT 81-76         36  28  3  186  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       35  15  1  186  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (5422)    DULLENS
 RHUW 3-3642                 34  40  1  186  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       101  91  1  185  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DONAHAR 24-3006             56  66  1  185  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 RAINSONG 11-6128            51  94  1  185  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    40  34  1  185  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    143  72  3  184  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 HOFFA 49-3185               97 179  0  184  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        40  12  0  184  CAER SIDHE (4712)          KATI-TEI
 REALITY 45-4383             28  19  1  184  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            44  32  3  183  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
-MILLHOUSE 55-1324           38  40  0  183  THE SIMPSONS (1153)        KHALANI
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       62  88  3  182  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
-BUSTER BUNNY 38-1638        37  34  0  182  TEAM TRIANGLE (1008)       CLIFFHOME
 DEATH MAGE 62-2115          24  22  1  182  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 CARMELO 82-17510            17  12  1  182  SUPERIOR FORCES A201 (5597 DWES EG
-ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442     16   5  1  182  NASCAR NINJAS II (5498)    DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NO-DACHISAN 30-429          57  67  2  180  BATTLE BLADES (1600)       IAYE
 PREATORIAN 56-4005          30  21  1  180  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
-GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411         25  11  2  180  THE UPSTARTS III (5017)    ARADI
 DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647       20  12  0  180  FLOPS (5631)               DWES EG
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       34  36  1  179  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051      103 103  2  178  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   78  74  4  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SPERRY DOVE 29-2446         32  37  0  176  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      38  35  1  175  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         29  20  1  175  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 CANADA COOLER 50-1904       27  26  0  174  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 NAPOLEON DYNAMIT 82--32643  23   7  0  173  LEGENDS OF IDAHO (5608)    DWES EG
 SANDMAN 74-2896             33  56  3  172  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 NAFISAH 22-6612             45  26  2  170  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 UNHOLY GERBIL 82-24046      17  24  0  170  CROSS BREED! (5501)        DWES EG
 QUASAR 18-5925              76 100  0  169  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 GEORGE QUESTOR 29-2141      33  23  0  169  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   58  59  0  168  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          37  46  2  168  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-WILLOW 82--12122            21   5  2  167  DARK TOGS (5616)           DWES EG
 WEYLUND 82-3660             56  80  1  166  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         48  64  1  165  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 FLAIL 30-2061               52  54  1  164  BATTLE BLADES (1600)       IAYE
 CINDY CRAWFORD 33-2395      40  59  3  164  SEXY BABES (989)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 SCURVY LAD 2-5366           26  11  2  164  SEA DOGS (5575)            NIANIA
 TORNADO 65-1232             34  31  2  163  WEATHER (1940)             DAL SHANG
 BOB EVANS 29-2523           34  30  0  162  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 HEATHER LOCKLEAR 33-1398    29  25  1  162  SEXY BABES (989)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         60  79  0  161  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SCIMITAR 30-540             40  38  0  161  BATTLE BLADES (1600)       IAYE
 OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801    14   1  0  161  DONT ANSWER THAT (5505)    DWES EG
 SKYWISE 11-5687             63 103  1  160  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MOOSE 56-3459               49  78  0  160  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SALEM 82--23490             25  13  0  160  KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-23 (5577 DWES EG
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        65  69  1  159  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      26  27  1  159  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
 ORAN JI 16-5299             29  45  1  158  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717    24   8  0  158  BAG OF TRICKS (5632)       DWES EG
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        41  31  1  157  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DEXTER 81-452               33  21  0  156  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544          29  19  0  156  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-TUBTHUMPER 48-3734          27  13  2  156  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     58  95  2  155  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  38  56  2  155  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100  13   0  1  155  CLASSIC HITS (5652)        DWES EG
 INCISOR 9-5185              35  31  1  154  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
-BONE CRUSHER 56-132         33  28  1  154  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    28  31  1  152  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           36  28  0  151  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     29  24  0  150  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          36  21  3  146  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WRATH 82--30441             34  19  0  146  GOD (5667)                 DWES EG
 TYRA 81-416                 36  20  1  145  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5438)     SHADOWSPIRE
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           30   8  1  145  SEA DOGS (5590)            TRICORUS
 ONE MAN ARMY 82-28261       13   7  0  144  ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (5603)     DWES EG
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         51  25  3  143  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  43  76  3  143  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     23  19  1  143  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         35  32  1  142  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 OWL'S FEATHER 3-925         33  59  0  142  WE BIG WOHPUM (1605)       OSKSI
 DESCENTE 33-1901            29  24  1  142  POWDER MAYHEM (1446)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         31  31  1  141  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     36  60  1  140  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           58 105  0  139  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 VELANDIL 29-2527            33  26  0  139  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 BABY DUCK 50-1984           28  24  0  138  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
-SELLING... 82-9636          32  26  2  137  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
-DINGO 35-3716               27  15  1  137  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SNOWFLAKE 32-4689           25  19  1  137  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 VIRGIN BLONDE 29-2142       30  25  0  136  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 DIVING HAWK 3-2665          36  51  0  135  WE BIG WOHPUM (1605)       OSKSI
 GHETTO DEFENDANT 41-4351    25  17  3  135  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 SHEET WITH EYES 48-2203     14   8  1  135  GHOST RIDERS (1037)        CAER
 CANADIAN MIST 50-1136       38  23  2  133  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 HONEY 11-6368               46  81  2  131  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         37  35  1  130  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   28  20  1  129  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           25  12  2  129  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 AEROBIC JESTER 99-625       16  11  6  129  BLADERUNNER'S JESTER (3604 SOUTH RIDGE
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         45  80  1  127  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         35  70  1  127  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 MORGAN 35-2960              26   8  0  126  SKI-BUM 35 (3223)          MURSKA
-RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     20  26  2  125  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        37  29  4  122  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             36  52  3  122  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131      25  17  1  122  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 CRYPTIA 48-1918             27  14  5  118  GHOST RIDERS (1037)        CAER
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         41  53  0  117  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 CHUPACABRON 81-284          21  41  2  117  HUCKLE'S CATS (5662)       SHADOWSPIRE
 CYCLOPS 69-760              17   7  1  117  THE EDGE (3459)            CIMMERIAC
 CRICKET 16-5544             20  11  0  112  LEGENDS (5661)             WILLAF
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           36  91  1  110  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 KORLAC 21-6574              26  13  1  109  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   53 118  0  107  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 FAITH 82-4515               14   5  0  107  SUPERIOR FORCES 1D (4508)  DWES EG
 JIMMY DEAN 29-2947          28  15  3  103  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     50 121  1  102  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 FOCUSED-KI 43-1159          38  69  1  102  THE CHOSEN FEW (1029)      VEASTIAN
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       64 104  0  101  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARTH SION 18-9233          37  51  1  100  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 HK-47 18-8584               37  80  1  100  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 BLACK MARIA 81-435          27  14  1  100  HOUSE OF HEARTS (5658)     SHADOWSPIRE
-BRIGAND 82-9639             17  12  1  100  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHANNON TWEED 69-8177       15   3  1  100  SEXIEST BABES (4106)       CIMMERIAC
 VORG 21-6576                24  15  1   99  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
 KIRI 38-890                 24  17  1   98  INTENSE STRIFE (918)       CLIFFHOME
-LAGERKVIST 21-6532          24  26  0   98  LITERATE LOONS (5366)      SUNSET
-BIMBETTE 6-4752             27  16  0   97  PSYCHO SQUAD (5650)        TRANSEL
 TOMATO ION 82--9898         18   3  0   97  040908D (5655)             DWES EG
 FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        16   5  5   96  BLOODY SUNDAYS (5640)      SHADOW GROVE
 STEINBACH 30-4473           49  79  0   95  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 BEDTIME 82-28461            17   3  0   93  12:35 AM (5605)            DWES EG
-DUST BALL 82-9852           17  13  1   91  STRANGE MISSIONS (5664)    DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CALLISTO 29-5036            22  22  2   90  VENUSIANS (4368)           LAPUR
 SERGEANT 1 41-4388          18   6  1   90  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
-SUZETTE CREPPAY 26-4746     22  21  1   88  GOLDEN CANYON (3480)       CALEAM
 DESIREE 81-577              25  17  0   87  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5438)     SHADOWSPIRE
 KALIMAC 29-3098             25  16  0   85  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
-LITTLE ROCKY 30-4768        23  15  0   84  RED DOG GANG (3836)        IAYE
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          21  13  1   84  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 CRAW WORM 69-6844           14   7  1   83  BLADE RUNNER 997 (3976)    CIMMERIAC
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            42  28  1   82  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-TERRINDAR 41-4340           17  30  1   82  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
 THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961   14   7  4   82  BOOMERISMS (5637)          OLD VALAMANTIS
-CHATTI 62-4448              22  16  0   81  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 LEO POWERS 43-4599          22   8  0   81  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN
-MORO TEN ZORA 74-4133       21  18  0   81  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAYLA KIV
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          15   8  2   80  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882        19  13  0   78  BETTER OFF DEAD (5660)     MORDANT
-JAGINRU 75-3289             21  14  0   77  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-WOLF RIDER 62-2132          22  17  2   75  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 XANAX 28-4384               28  14  0   73  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PO'D PANDA 81-147           17  13  2   73  FURRY FURY (5669)          SHADOWSPIRE
-SWAN 84-4414                20  18  3   72  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
 WAYWARD SON 1-8180          18   0  3   72  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       27  62  1   71  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      25  15  1   71  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-CENTURION 56-4024           21  12  0   71  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 GUS 69-4032                 14  19  2   71  BLADE RUNNER 3 (3254)      CIMMERIAC
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      31  28  1   70  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
-MR FANG 14-4550             18  16  0   70  THE DOGHOUSE (4165)        TOBIR
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359  12  15  4   70  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 JABBERJAW 69-1171            9   6  0   68  CARTOON CREW (3174)        CIMMERIAC
 MOURNING WOODY 69-4037      11   3  0   67  BLADE RUNNER 2 (4103)      CIMMERIAC
 SHAKE-N-BAKE SNAKE 69-4966   8   5  0   67  BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 7 (4104 CIMMERIAC
 STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508       14  10  5   66  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 MANIC MOTTO 82--13880       13  10  0   66  COOL NAMES 4 (5679)        DWES EG
 HAYMAKER 38-1357            18  20  1   65  INTENSE STRIFE (918)       CLIFFHOME
 STORM SEEKER 69-6854        10  14  2   64  BLADE RUNNER 998 (4183)    CIMMERIAC
-BELISARIUS 84-4483          28  20  5   63  DISPOSABLE HEROES (5663)   BLACKSTONE
 JANIE JONES 41-4349         22  20  0   63  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 WILLIS 97-3065              13   6  3   62  BLOOD MASTERS (5639)       SHADOW GROVE
 SOL'KANAR 69-6919           12   6  0   62  BLADE RUNNER 15 (4184)     CIMMERIAC
 UNWANTED SLOR 10-1718       19  20  2   61  CLINT'S CREW (1034)        KOLACT
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         36  77  1   58  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   33  63  1   58  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-UNDEAD PIRATE 82-11088      18  11  2   58  DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (5666) DWES EG
 MEGAN FOX 33-2479           17   6  3   58  SEXY BABES (989)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   39 103  2   57  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-ANGRY DECKHAND 62-4473      15   9  3   57  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 KRAUSCHEK 37-2505           11   2  0   57  LETHAL FORMULA (1888)      SIBIKHAS
-NECROPALYPSE 15-4950        16   7  1   56  DARK CREATION (5227)       MALCORN
-PITT 33-7615                16   7  1   56  STORM BRINGERS (5478)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FOX 81-143          18  12  1   55  FURRY FURY (5669)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 A BETTER MOUSETRAP 18-5054  18  12  1   55  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 ULDI SHOON 3-4951           15   8  1   54  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 HOFFA 60-7713               28  55  0   51  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        23  65  0   50  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         22  89  1   50  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 LRB 14-4488                 14  13  0   47  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 SOLAR ERUPTION 29-5031      21  11  3   46  VENUSIANS (4368)           LAPUR
 GAMMA 21-6618               20  15  1   46  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
 LORD T. JEEBUS 7-5948       15   8  0   46  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-BART SIMPSON 19-5072        17  10  0   45  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            33  62  0   43  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          16  10  0   42  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
-CONCUSSION 8-4893           13   2  1   42  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 TYE FOON 29-4835            14  10  1   39  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         33  55  2   36  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 MISS SCARLET 25-5413        20  26  1   29  GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653)    LYRATILAN
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       27  61  0   28  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
NOTTHUR 3-4740            40  20  1 SORCERY COVENANT 443   WOLVERINE 69-5049         596

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Delaware Run -- I know they tell you that running is good for your wind, but you
aren't supposed to do it right before the fight. -- Punh Jently

Roy Benavidez -- It's on days like this that I wonder why I became a gladiator. --
Peach Nutt

Shadow Angel -- Darned golems. -- Oran Ji

Bedtime -- Your manager was hard up for names, wasn't he? -- O Puncha

Zeller's Congruence -- Nah, it's more like the pushiness of over-long gladiator and
team names. -- N.D. Grasse
P.S.  About what I'd expect of a golem.

James Doolittle -- I'm sure you were not aware of the vastness of the difference, and
therefore no blame attaches. -- Rem

Shepherd Moon -- You fought well.  I'm sure it was the groin hit that truly felled
you, though it was not the last.  And that could happen to anyone. -- Sandman

Import-Export -- A satisfying moment!  And amazingly, even the spectators loved it,
though we DID last for seven minutes.  Thanks. -- Gazelle

Dirty Zealot -- I MAXED!  Someone tell my manager to let me train something more
interesting now. -- Mountain Goat

Sperry Dove -- I really don't like your style.  Paisley with houndstooth? --
Hummingbird

Ichiro Trickle -- Too odd.  You weren't supposed to outlast me.  I saw you drinking
from a hip flask.  What was it--a magic potion to make you more boring? -- Moose

Strongbow -- Tell your manager to change your train!  Alas, mine remains the same. --
Sleepwalker

Virgin Blonde -- Hope the healers were able to fix that.  You're a pre... a handsome
enough fellow from some angles. -- Crooked Hoof

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAXIMUS unbelievably bested MORLENA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
KRAMER demolished MARV JR in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
TENACIOUS viciously subdued CARE BEAR in a unpopular 64 minute gory Challenge brawl.
WOBBLENUT overpowered TEPID FELONY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MEG RYAN was devastated by SKI-BUM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NECROMANCER overpowered GRANDPA RAT in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP won victory over MARY KAY in a action packed 5 minute Challenge duel.
MELKOR overpowered STORM RIDER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FURRY S. MASON overpowered REALITY in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge match.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was overpowered by DEATH EMPRESS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PUDDING PARADE overcame YOBER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
COBRA was demolished by ISAWA TADAKA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
GWYN AP NUDD was handily defeated by CALYX in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KATE BUSH overpowered HOT TOMATO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
JACKSON was beaten by LE PAIN DLG in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
NO-DACHISAN was viciously subdued by EVERSTORM in a 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
GLITTER MARKS was beaten by TOTURI in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
DARNESHA savagely defeated IMPORT-EXPORT in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
GEORGE QUESTOR was viciously subdued by BELY MEDVED in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
CANADA COOLER viciously subdued SCIMITAR in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
FRANKENBUTT handily defeated PEACH NUTT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FLAIL was devastated by DONAHAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
NAFISAH was overpowered by SPEKTER in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HEATHER LOCKLEAR was overpowered by SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SPERRY DOVE lost to SCRAPPLE in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
TORNADO was beaten by SLEEPS ALL DAY in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge fray.
KOOK AROCHA vanquished SCURVY LAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DIVING HAWK was overpowered by EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TYRA luckily beat STRONGBOW in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CRYPTIA overpowered WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 5 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TOE PUPPET handily defeated CYCLOPS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CANADIAN MIST won victory over SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
OWL'S FEATHER subdued HONEY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DELAWARE RUN devastated FOCUSED-KI in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge bout.
WRATH luckily beat DRUNK DENNIS in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
FLEA FLICKER was overpowered by TOMAS THINADOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BOB EVANS overpowered BABY DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
SALEM handily defeated SNOWFLAKE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AEROBIC JESTER demolished TREESTUMP in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DESIREE was devastated by CRICKET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MOURNING WOODY handily defeated GAMMA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SHAKE-N-BAKE SNAKE overpowered WOLFBROTHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
UNWANTED SLOR was savagely defeated by FOUR OF SPADES in a 2 minute Challenge match.
STORM SEEKER overpowered O PUNCHA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MEGAN FOX was handily defeated by LEO POWERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SOL'KANAR viciously subdued DELIA'S GONE in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
THREE BLIND WEISS was savagely defeated by VORG in a 5 minute Challenge battle.
SHANNON TWEED overpowered XANAX in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
KIRI devastated YELLOW JACKET in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
LORD EARL GREY was overpowered by STEINBACH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
KRAUSCHEK demolished MISS SCARLET in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge contest.
PRODIGAL SON overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
THOMAS FOWLER devastated CRAZY FINGERS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MAGGIE was savagely defeated by CORKY in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
BARBARIAN KNIGHT handily defeated HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
PRISONER ZC01 was overpowered by *WINTER* in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MASOCHISTIC NEWT was luckily beaten by ALVIN YORK in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
CHILLY WILLY won victory over D'IRMAEL in a 2 minute bout.
JAMES DOOLITTLE was overpowered by COLON CONVOY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPOTTED PONY was viciously subdued by REDDI WHIP in a exciting 4 minute brutal match.
SAM slimly lost to QUINTAL in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
KAIDEN demolished CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
SQUIRREL KILLER demolished PEG LEG in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
NEOPHYTE was defeated by REM in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
PRISONER 0069 devastated ROY BENAVIDEZ in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ETERNAL D.J. subdued PORK ROLL in a 2 minute duel.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE devastated TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BLOODY BRAINLESS was handily defeated by OTIS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CAT IN THE HAT was savagely defeated by THE NOTHING in a 2 minute gory duel.
SNIPER BEAR overpowered MAST MONKEY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PARROT KEEPER handily defeated SOFT 'N CHEWY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOLDENBEARD was devastated by ICE FOX in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
HUGGY subdued RAINSONG in a 2 minute fight.
MARK OF THE BEAST was viciously subdued by TED E. BEAR in a exciting 3 minute fight.
INDENTURED OARSMAN demolished BLACK ARCHER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DEATH MAGE was subdued by WOODROW in a 2 minute bout.
ARTHUR BEYER vanquished ELRIC in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
PUTRID KOALA outwaited SOLSBURY HILL in a action packed 10 minute match.
MADONNA overpowered THE SMALL CAT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PLANKWALKER devastated HANA in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
ZIMA was handily defeated by CITY MILITIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
COYOTE savagely defeated ONE-TRICK PONY in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
NASTY RASH defeated BLOOD PIE in a exciting 5 minute gruesome contest.
BANE was devastated by CRACKED AND LEAKING in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
GAZELLE was devastated by BLACK MESSIAH in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was handily defeated by BOB LE CANADIEN in a 2 minute struggle.
WOLVERINE assassinated NOTTHUR in a action packed 2 minute uneven brawl.
MANDORALLEN lost to OOPSIDIDITAGAIN in a 2 minute competition.
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH was subdued by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 2 minute match.
GOLDILOCKS lost to FLABBY-O in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
MOD COD overcame WEYLUND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
RHUW was handily defeated by ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RUMAKI overpowered DEXTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven contest.
SKYWISE was overpowered by PREATORIAN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HOFFA beat CROOKED HOOF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
SANDMAN was demolished by SHEPHERD MOON in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
CARMELO lost to MANUEL PEREZ in a action packed 1 minute duel.
CRAZED GOBLIN was overpowered by A. MONK, P.I. in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
THE BIG CAT was demolished by NAPOLEON DYNAMITE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SHEET WITH EYES was devastated by WALTER EHLERS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UNHOLY GERBIL was viciously subdued by DIRTY ZEALOT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
OPEN UP, POLICE demolished JUMPIN' in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FIBULARIS beat BILGE RAT in a popular 1 minute bout.
DAYDREAM BELIEVER viciously subdued BILLY MITCHELL in a 5 minute contest.
CINDY CRAWFORD was savagely defeated by DINAH MIGHT in a 2 minute match.
SHADOW ANGEL was subdued by QUASAR in a exciting 4 minute gruesome contest.
HUMMINGBIRD devastated CHICKEN HAWK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HEAD CHEESE was narrowly defeated by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a tiring 123 minute bout.
VELANDIL was overcome by SALENA WARSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
JOLEE BINDO demolished PUNH JENTLY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
YELLOWJACKET vanquished ONE MAN ARMY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided melee.
INCISOR overpowered PTAR STONEBLADE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
PETE MOSS savagely defeated HK-47 in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
KORLAC was devastated by GHETTO DEFENDANT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TATIANA SEASPRITE was demolished by DESCENTE in a 3 minute uneven conflict.
MOOSE defeated GUNS OF BRIXTON in a exciting 3 minute match.
JUNGLE JUICE overpowered CHUPACABRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
DORIE MILLER was beaten by HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 2 minute fight.
RAGING PYROTHAG vanquished JIMMY DEAN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VIRGIN BLONDE was subdued by HAPPY APPLE in a 2 minute struggle.
MORGAN was handily defeated by ORAN JI in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
FRYV DARKSHADE devastated DARTH SION in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
TOMATO ION vanquished JANIE JONES in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FAITH bested HELL WEEK in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
FURTIVE RETURNS devastated A BETTER MOUSETRAP in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BLACK MARIA slimly won victory over CRAW WORM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
ULDI SHOON was viciously subdued by TONY SIRAGUSA in a popular 2 minute competition.
HAYMAKER was vanquished by STAN DAUFF in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.
DAY TURNER was demolished by MANIC MOTTO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BEDTIME devastated STANLEY'S MOM in a popular 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
SERGEANT 1 overpowered GUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
N.D. GRASSE lost to WILLIS in a exciting 2 minute uneven bout.
LRB was overpowered by PO'D PANDA in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched contest.
WALK THE LINE was overpowered by ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE won victory over LORD T. JEEBUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
SOLAR ERUPTION was demolished by DOC SQUEAL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
TYE FOON was viciously subdued by HOFFA in a 4 minute gory battle.
WAYWARD SON devastated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
KALIMAC overpowered MISSION VAO in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
FURIOUS FOX was subdued by JABBERJAW in a 2 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  68         AIMED BLOW       199 - 155 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      49         LUNGING ATTACK   326 - 300 -  7      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   32         WALL OF STEEL    130 - 125 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     32         PARRY-RIPOSTE     43 -  43 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 23         SLASHING ATTACK   97 -  99 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     21         PARRY-LUNGE       88 -  94 -  1      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         TOTAL PARRY      121 - 139 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   13         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  38 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         STRIKING ATTACK   67 -  91 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    11         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  49 -  1      39  |

Turn 596 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL     18 - 14     SLASHING ATTACK   11 - 12         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    37 - 31     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 10         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE       11 - 10     TOTAL PARRY       15 - 17         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        25 - 24     PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  6         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  8         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     4 -  8         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        63   8  1  815 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         72  27  9  309 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156         113  74  0  289 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOLVERINE 69-5049          18   9  2  280 NO MERCY II (3462)
LUNGING ATTACK   KAIDEN 35-3108            149 148  2  263 VIOLENT FEMS (3221)
TOTAL PARRY      MAXIMUS 22-5966            80  44  4  257 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)
STRIKING ATTACK  SKI-BUM 33-1656            31  14  3  250 POWDER MAYHEM (1446)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            71  56  3  227 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        42  55  3  222 SEA DOGS (1460)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GRANDPA RAT 22-6549        62  36  3  197 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MARY KAY 74-2779.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLOOD PIE 96-1918, 
MORLENA 56-2163, CRYPTIA 48-1918, VORG 21-6576, SAM 70-466, TED E. BEAR 38-897, 
PUTRID KOALA 62-96, COYOTE 60-7626, DARNESHA 82--23521, and QUASAR 18-5925.

The least popular fighter this week was CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were HEAD CHEESE 96-1920, TENACIOUS 7-5337, CARE BEAR 48-2799, 
GUS 69-4032, DAY TURNER 40-4279, HAYMAKER 38-1357, JANIE JONES 41-4349, TATIANA 
SEASPRITE 11-4951, KORLAC 21-6574, and PUNH JENTLY 16-5485.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)          10  4 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  3 0  LAPUR(29)            4  9 0  KHALANI(55)          1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             9  7 0  IAYE(30)             5  5 0  ROCANIS(56)          5  5 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  4 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  ARADI(60)            3  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1 11 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)       10  6 1  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  4 0  SENTERN(70)          0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         3  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)         13  7 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  7 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         20 14 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  4 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  4 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  3 0  CAER(48)             2  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          3  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         63   8  1  815  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                41  40  1  195  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          113  74  0  289  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        133  87  3  209  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              52  21  0  229  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         38  15  0  221  CALL TO THUNDER (4711)     BONSUR
 INCISOR 9-5185              35  31  1  154  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 UNWANTED SLOR 10-1718       19  20  2   61  CLINT'S CREW (1034)        KOLACT
 RAINSONG 11-6128            51  94  1  185  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        54  54  0  188  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 MELKOR 13-1821              55  23  0  224  SILMARILLIAD (1024)        DULLENS
 LRB 14-4488                 14  13  0   47  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          37  46  2  168  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           93  59  0  270  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           25  12  2  129  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       39  16  2  230  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             80  44  4  257  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       48  23  0  196  071406C (5404)             ZORPUNT
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          21  13  1   84  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        39  26  1  215  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 XANAX 28-4384               28  14  0   73  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 D'IRMAEL 29-3028            29  26  2  200  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 CALYX 30-4151               45  50  2  221  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SNOWFLAKE 32-4689           25  19  1  137  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 SKI-BUM 33-1656             31  14  3  250  POWDER MAYHEM (1446)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             149 148  2  263  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 SPEKTER 36-4921             31  28  0  203  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 KRAUSCHEK 37-2505           11   2  0   57  LETHAL FORMULA (1888)      SIBIKHAS
 TED E. BEAR 38-897          49  55  3  205  TEAM TRIANGLE (1008)       CLIFFHOME
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          16  10  0   42  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     38  27  1  196  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       79 101  0  212  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       39  22  0  255  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             28  19  1  184  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   39 103  2   57  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              59  40  0  372  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 NECROMANCER 48-1041         51  23  2  236  NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (821)    CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               97 179  0  184  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 CANADA COOLER 50-1904       27  26  0  174  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           30   8  1  145  SEA DOGS (5590)            TRICORUS
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     40  34  0  199  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MOD COD 55-2638            123 137  3  203  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006    47  38  3  237  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 BANE 58-2432                25   8  2  191  CHAOTIC DREAM (3069)       DELARQ TOR
 FURRY S. MASON 59-192       44  38  1  211  MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)    ILLIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             50  34  3  215  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    46  48  3  206  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 *WINTER* 65-3644            39  36  1  218  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       33  20  0  196  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 WOLVERINE 69-5049           18   9  2  280  NO MERCY II (3462)         CIMMERIAC
 SAM 70-466                  30  23  0  202  CHEERS (3979)              SENTERN
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      31  28  1   70  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 REM 74-2853                 53  48  0  214  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         38  23  2  188  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  66  38  1  239  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          22  21  4  203  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          72  27  9  309  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        38  24  4  199  KILLER WORDS F3 (5456)     SYVYN'S HILL
 AEROBIC JESTER 99-625       16  11  6  129  BLADERUNNER'S JESTER (3604 SOUTH RIDGE

                          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CLEVELAND!

Our summer FTF will be an eastern one this time, located in Cleveland, Ohio  on July 
17-19, 2009.  It will be held at the Holiday Inn in Strongsville, OH, at 15471 
Royalton Rd (440-238-8800).  Rooms are only $95.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  

There is a free shuttle from the airport, free parking, and free high-speed wireless 
internet in all guestrooms ($3/day in public space).  The hotel has an indoor pool, 
pool table, and hockey, and a fitness center.   The hotel is located 1/2 mile from the 
largest mall in Northeast Ohio, with indoor minigolf and pottery painting, and right 
next door to Iceland Arena, which offers open skate and skate rental.  They also have 
four bikes on property available for checkout, as the Metro parks are next door as 
well.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  There are 
many restaurants and nightspots nearby and at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the 
hotel.  

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!