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Date   : 08/25/2009    Duedate: 09/07/2009

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-601

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 LUROCIANS XV 82/5494  139   67  4 67.5    8 TOONZ 82/5705        1817 1302 21 58.3
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/5602                  DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505              
    LUROCIAN ROYALTY 43/5684                    D.O.A. 71/4770                        
  2-MAUL RATS 20/5697       2    1  0 66.7      LITTLE BLUE FREAKS 71/5348            
  3 LEGENDS 16/5661       483  286  5 62.8      ROOKIE ARMADA 6 82/5603               
    BETTER OFF DEAD 1/5660                      ALMOSTER II 98/5587                   
    FREAKISH 38/5648                            REDUX 6 82/5045                       
  4 FLOPS 82/5631         105   64  1 62.1      THIS SUCKS 96/5378                    
    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/5693                9 THE EDGE 69/3459       71   53  1 57.3
    040908D 82/5655                             SKI-BUM 35 35/3223                    
    COOL NAMES 4 82/5679                        POWDER MAYHEM 33/1446                 
    12:35 AM 82/5605                            NO MERCY II 69/3462                   
    THE HUNTED F9 98/5700                       CHAOTIC DREAM 58/3069                 
    LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/5608                    TOTAL CARNAGE 69/3163                 
    WASTELAND 18/1887                           ORDINANCE 43/3064                     
    KILLER WORDS F3 98/5456                     TEAM TRIANGLE 38/1008                 
    13 YRS & COUNTING 82/5537                   CARTOON CREW 69/3174                  
    071406C 24/5404                             ARNIE'S CREW 10/1433                  
    OHIO EXPRESS 82/5688                     10 CHEERS 70/3979        102   81  1 55.7
    WORK WITH THIS 82/5689                      THE SIMPSONS 55/1153                  
    12/19/04J 82/5691                           DEATH MOB 4 21/5619                   
    101607C 82/5695                             DEATH MOB 62/1467                     
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/1098            
  5-SEXY BABES 33/989      81   52  2 60.9      BLOOD MASTERS 97/5639                 
    BLADE RUNNER 2 69/4103                   11 STREET PIZZA 18/786   451  360  5 55.6
    SEXIEST BABES 69/4106                       IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
    BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 7 69/4104                STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    BLADE RUNNER 15 69/4184                     4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                
    GHOST RIDERS 48/1037                        STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    BLADE RUNNER 3 69/3254                      THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
    BLADE RUNNER 998 69/4183                    D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560             
    INTENSE STRIFE 38/918                       WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315                
    BLADE RUNNER 4 69/3460                      KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
    BLADE RUNNER 997 69/3976                    BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/5376             
    LETHAL FORMULA 37/1888                      WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314                
    CLINT'S CREW 10/1034                     12 KAOS 82/5443           68   57  1 54.4
  6 VEGGIES 33/4058      3425 2260 67 60.2      DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                
    THE BEARS 1/979                             ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                 
    THE BEARS 48/677                            FURRY FURY 81/5669                    
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                       13 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     229  195  0 54.0
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                          OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    CIGARETTES 98/5701                          GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    BAD ACTORS 99/5703                          OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
  7 GOD 82/5667           574  386  4 59.8   14 SEA DOGS 2/5575        94   81  1 53.7
    CLASSIC HITS 82/5652                        SEA DOGS 21/5474                      
    PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/5302                 DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576               
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     SEA DOGS 18/1460                      
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      SEA DOGS 51/5590                      
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                       SEA DOGS 1/5428                       
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        SEA DOGS 36/5531                      
    BOOMERISMS 96/5637                       15-FULL TILT 58/2794      76   67  1 53.1
    BAG OF TRICKS 82/5632                    16 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119   1058  938 12 53.0
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406            
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/5668             
 17-MY BUTT HURT 82/5686  971  863 10 52.9      MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407            
 18-GLADIATORS 17/5685     32   29  1 52.5      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/5677             
 19 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  834  796 11 51.2      MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/5702             
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1D 82/4508                  MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 82/5694            
    SUPERIOR FORCES A201 82/5597                REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525             26 KELLUMBO'S K 82/5503  112  123  1 47.7
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  KELLUMBO'S KIDS 81/5438               
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3402 82/5690                KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 82/5323            
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1306 82/5687                KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-23 82/5577          
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/5681                  KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/4810               
    SUPE FORCES B608B 98/5586                   KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 82/5569          
 20 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  725  693  5 51.1   27 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  757  899  9 45.7
    BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423                  28 HUCKLE'S CAT 81/5662   75   95  1 44.1
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       LIVE FROM MOSCOW! 1/5411              
    LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                    29 RHYME TYME 55/1881     77   99  0 43.8
 21-WRESTLMANIAC 30/5706  183  181  1 50.3      THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
 22 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1700 1716 23 49.8   30 RADIO CLASH 41/5578   107  138  2 43.7
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  31 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566   13   19  0 40.6
    MURPHY'S LAWYERS 59/5624                 32 WEATHER 65/1940       155  230  0 40.3
 23 CROSSED THIE 82/5591   65   66  2 49.6      BLACK KELTS 29/2166                   
    STRANGE MISSIONS 82/5664                    BATTLE BLADES 30/1600                 
 24 FANTASIA 1/4914      1718 1867 18 47.9      AQUARIAN TAROT 40/5696                
    DERANGED! 99/5704                           WE BIG WOHPUM 3/1605                  
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     33 REDHORSE 56/3727      434  648  2 40.1
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   34-AMEN! 7/5467           12   20  2 37.5
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        WIZARDGUARD 18/5561                   
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     HOUSE OF HEARTS 81/5658               
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      35-CUNNING RUNT 19/5657    3    5  0 37.5
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/5692                36 STORIES 49/2835      1016 1967 17 34.1
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
 25 FANGS 9/5444         1594 1741 13 47.8      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                 37 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  720 1409  6 33.8
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    MIDDLE WAY 20 56/5709                 
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                38 THE GRATEFUL 18/5707    3    6  0 33.3
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     39 ELFQUEST 11/4928      469 1063  6 30.6
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                   SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649                   SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                          RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                40-INVIDIOTS 83/5698       1    3  0 25.0
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                41 GOTTA GET A  25/5653    3   11  0 21.4

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, Talahyans!

Sorry I couldn't be with you last cycle.  I was kidnapped.  Sort of.  No, not
exactly.  But I was held at penpoint in a dark nightclub.  Perdina, the Goddess of
Lost Causes, requested my help in a case of unrequited love.  Seems a young Andorian
gladiator -- blond half-elven pretty-boy -- has fallen in love with a Lady Protector
former assassin from Niania.  I was asked to instruct the poor fool in the Hundred
and One Ways to Look Good in Black, suave things to say when desperately wounded in
the arena, and compliments that won't make a former assassin hurt you.  So I did.
You can't just tell a goddess, even a very minor one, that you've got a report to
write and can this wait?  Anyway, I am certain that my advice would have worked, had
the poor fool followed it.  He mixed black sheepskin with black crepe, for pity's
sake, and complimented the neatness of her fingernails.

Sorry to see that one man died today.  WEYLUND (82-3660) (58-82-1,157) of THE BLACK
ELITE fought BILLY MITCHELL (82-17798) (38-62-1,139) of MEDAL OF HONOR AA3.  WEYLUND
was viciously butchered by BILLY MITCHELL in an action packed 4 minute match.  I've
sent Weylund a tub of steamed broccoli to help combat the resurrection hangover.  No
one believes me, but it works wonders.  Did Weylund say anything suave when mortally
wounded?  Not quite, although I will give him some points for the effort.  If a
warrior murmurs sadly about needing to have his shirt cleaned when he is run through,
that would be suave.  A comment about needing to have the pants cleaned just doesn't
carry the same cachet.

Great Ruvian, but we had a lot of Tournament Victor challenges this cycle!  Seven in
all, including our title fight!  I'm proud of you all.

How many fight days did I miss?  Wasn't Prodigal Son the Tower Guardian the last time
I reported?  But last cycle he wasn't, and he fought Rumaki.  Dirty Zealot was, and
remains today, our Tower Guardian.  DIRTY ZEALOT (82-55889) (24-12-0,272) of FLOPS TV
challenged CORKY (1-4285) (64-45-2,377) of LAB EXPERIMENTS.  DIRTY ZEALOT bested
CORKY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge Title fight.  Well done, sir.  I see
that you challenged the highest-ranked Grand Challenger Champion, in order to prove
your worthiness to lead the arena.  And prove it you did!

Meanwhile, what was Prodigal Son doing?  He is a Tournament Victor, too!  PRODIGAL
SON (1-7937) (66-9-1,222) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST TV challenged MORLENA (56-2163) (44-39-
1,223) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS.  PRODIGAL SON viciously subdued MORLENA in an action
packed 3 minute Challenge battle.  Hmm.  It was an up-challenge, and a surprisingly
close fight.  Well done.  Perhaps we'll see you back on top soon.

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (82-32893) (26-8-0,198) of LEGENDS OF IDAHO TV challenged HOFFA
(49-3185) (99-181-0,199) of STORIES.  NAPOLEON DYNAMITE overpowered HOFFA in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge duel.  Hoffa is the sort of warrior one challenges for a
relatively easy win.  Sad, but true.  You'd think any up-and-comer like Napoleon
could do something bolder.

MARV JR (18-9288) (28-7-0,201) of WASTELAND TV challenged TENACIOUS (7-5337) (91-41-
1,276) of BATHTUB ARMADA.  MARV JR savagely defeated TENACIOUS in an exciting 3
minute bloody Challenge fight.  It really was exciting.  And Tenacious said something
unprintable as he struggled to stop the bleeding.  It wasn't suave, but it was
admirable in its way.  Something about being effing glad he didn't have to fight Marv
Jr for another two minutes.

GAIGE THE DESTROYER (98-1677) (8-4-4,42) of THE HUNTED F9 TV challenged HOFFA (60
7713) (29-58-0,63) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  GAIGE THE DESTROYER viciously subdued
HOFFA in a slow 9 minute bloody Challenge duel.  Another Hoffa?  How many Hoffas have
we got in this arena?  It was a mean-spirited performance, really.  Hoffa staggering
around suffering the Defeat of Two Dozen Cuts.

SOULSNARE (82-37248) (9-5-0,53) of OBLIVION CLEAVERS TV challenged WALK THE LINE (11-
6708) (27-65-0,33) of ELFQUEST.  SOULSNARE overpowered WALK THE LINE in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl.  Wait a minute.  For an elf, Walk the Line looks very
much like a tall, lean man in black.  Suave.  He looks a lot more Delarquan than
anyone from Aruak City should.

GILDED MURDERER (98-1679) (6-6-5,44) of THE HUNTED F9 TV challenged WALL OF GLASS
(11-5534) (64-108-0,77) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  GILDED MURDERER savagely defeated
WALL OF GLASS in a 7 minute Challenge melee.  We had a lot of long fights from our
Tournament Victors this cycle, didn't we?  And I note that Gilded Murderer should be
called Gilded Murderess, since she is a distinctly appealing young lady.

I could say things about who is popular and who isn't, who was most challenged, and
so on, but I'm running late.  Let's leave that till next cycle, shall we?

He stands on the Tower balcony, dressed casually in leather pants and a black silk
shirt,* holding a delicate porcelain teacup that glowed translucently in the setting
sun.  "I'm calling this a wrap," he murmurs, conveying both masculine decisiveness
and a pensive sensitivity.  He lifts his teacup in a brief salute to the city and its
many gladiators.  "Live well, my friends.  Die another day."**  And that's how you
impress a former assassin.

                                 Galen Shanmarrik

* All right, not casually.  Those clothes are expensive and fiendishly tricky to
clean!  I was dressed to the nines and knew damn well there was a lady watching.

** Except Weylund.  Sorry.

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647       25  12  0  290  FLOPS (5631)               DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       106  91  2  323  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
-WOBBLENUT 18-6650           96  59  0  319  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         88  74  2  280  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           54  32  1  270  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006    51  39  3  255  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
-PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      81  91  0  254  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  35  20  1  254  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051      108 103  2  247  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 YOBER 2-4537                46  40  1  243  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       82  48  2  241  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 MAGGIE 55-637               51  64  1  239  THE SIMPSONS (1153)        KHALANI
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         31  22  2  237  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        42  16  1  235  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 MARV JR 18-9288             29   7  0  234  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         67   9  1  233  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 KAIDEN 35-3108             152 150  2  232  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 SAM 70-466                  34  24  0  231  CHEERS (3979)              SENTERN
 WOLVERINE 69-5049           20  12  2  231  NO MERCY II (3462)         CIMMERIAC
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         40  26  2  230  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 CALYX 30-4151               48  52  2  229  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      78  44  1  228  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       70  64  1  228  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ICE FOX 5-3877              56  22  0  225  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           48  41  0  225  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 KATE BUSH 18-1413          100  67  0  224  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HUGGY 1-2227                63  52  3  224  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 RUMAKI 38-4589              23   4  0  224  FREAKISH (5648)            CLIFFHOME
 KRAMER 47-5191              63  41  0  223  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 MOD COD 55-2638            127 138  3  222  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   81  76  4  218  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PREATORIAN 56-4005          33  23  1  218  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 QUINTAL 18-8341             74  58  3  216  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-FURRY S. MASON 59-192       46  39  1  216  MURPHY'S LAWYERS (5624)    ILLIS
 ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717    29   8  0  216  BAG OF TRICKS (5632)       DWES EG
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  70  39  1  215  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        42  28  1  215  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 CITY MILITIA 56-2200        41  36  0  215  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    50  49  3  214  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        41  26  4  212  KILLER WORDS F3 (5456)     SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STORM RIDER 69-5495         23  10  2  212  TOTAL CARNAGE (3163)       CIMMERIAC

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        63  40  0  210  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 MORLENA 56-2163             44  40  1  210  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 NAPOLEON DYNAMIT 82--32643  27   8  0  210  LEGENDS OF IDAHO (5608)    DWES EG
-GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         39  13  1  208  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    147  73  3  207  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 BANE 58-2432                28  10  2  207  CHAOTIC DREAM (3069)       DELARQ TOR
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      30  28  1  206  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
-WOODROW 69-4029             19  17  0  206  BLADE RUNNER 4 (3460)      CIMMERIAC
 MORGAN 35-2960              30   9  0  205  SKI-BUM 35 (3223)          MURSKA
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         71  37  0  203  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SCURVY LAD 2-5366           30  12  2  203  SEA DOGS (5575)            NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          116  76  0  202  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            91  42  1  202  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             83  46  4  202  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 CORKY 1-4285                64  46  2  201  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 OTIS 3-6501                 56  49  5  201  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          53  47  2  201  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
-CONFUSION 58-4913           43  38  1  201  FULL TILT (2794)           DELARQ TOR
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    37  33  5  201  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (5376)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-BLIND GIRL 22-6041          70  28  0  200  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     68  51  3  199  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     61  42  1  199  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 NAFISAH 22-6612             48  28  2  199  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 COYOTE 60-7626              47  47  2  199  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      41  37  1  199  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CARMELO 82-17510            20  14  1  199  SUPERIOR FORCES A201 (5597 DWES EG
 ZIMA 1-7750                 51  37  0  198  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 CUDDLY 1-1900               55  29  0  197  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 TED E. BEAR 38-897          50  58  3  197  TEAM TRIANGLE (1008)       CLIFFHOME
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            46  35  3  197  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           42  39  5  197  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      40  63  1  197  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 HANA 82-24461               35  21  0  196  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 GRANDPA RAT 22-6549         66  37  3  195  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      57  37  3  195  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 REM 74-2853                 53  53  0  195  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 BOB EVANS 29-2523           37  32  0  195  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 SKI-BUM 33-1656             33  17  3  195  POWDER MAYHEM (1446)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   61  61  0  194  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 TEEVELLA 82-24954           37  10  1  194  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5503)     DWES EG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       35  23  0  194  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797  34  14  0  194  13 YRS & COUNTING (5537)   DWES EG
 DARNESHA 82--23521          31  13  1  194  KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 (5569 DWES EG
 SALEM 82--23490             27  16  0  194  KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-23 (5577 DWES EG
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          23  25  4  194  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
-ELRIC 82-27440              18   5  0  194  LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (5602)  DWES EG
 HOFFA 49-3185               99 182  0  193  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       38  37  1  193  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 BUSTER BUNNY 38-1638        38  37  0  193  TEAM TRIANGLE (1008)       CLIFFHOME
 DEATH EMPRESS 43-1434       26  28  1  193  ORDINANCE (3064)           VEASTIAN
 DONAHAR 24-3006             58  69  1  192  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 SPEKTER 36-4921             33  31  0  192  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 TOMATO ION 82--9898         22   4  0  192  040908D (5655)             DWES EG
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          33  31  0  191  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN 82-15292    19   8  1  191  LUROCIANS XVII (5494)      DWES EG
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      47  33  0  190  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       32  41  6  190  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 PRISONER 0069 82-31419      29  20  0  190  DUNGEON CELL 14 (5576)     DWES EG
 DEATH MAGE 62-2115          26  25  1  190  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            64  42  1  189  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          49  39  1  189  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 MANDORALLEN 56-2288         41  30  1  189  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    41  38  1  188  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 MADONNA 60-7780             52  37  3  187  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           33  10  1  187  SEA DOGS (5590)            TRICORUS
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       49  27  0  186  071406C (5404)             ZORPUNT
 PEG LEG 36-6196             35  28  0  186  SEA DOGS (5531)            JHANS
 DEXTER 81-452               35  24  0  186  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100  17   1  1  186  CLASSIC HITS (5652)        DWES EG
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    57  51  0  185  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       40  26  0  185  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 SPERRY DOVE 29-2446         33  41  0  185  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
-IMPORT-EXPORT 81-76         36  30  3  184  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         30  23  1  182  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
-SHEET WITH EYES 48-2203     17   9  1  182  GHOST RIDERS (1037)        CAER

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         60  47  1  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     39  62  2  180  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         38  34  1  180  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544          32  21  0  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-CRYPTIA 48-1918             30  15  6  180  GHOST RIDERS (1037)        CAER
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        66  73  1  179  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 WRATH 82--30441             37  21  0  179  GOD (5667)                 DWES EG
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          72  92  1  178  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 INCISOR 9-5185              37  34  1  178  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 NIGHTBANE 81-377            37  16  0  177  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5438)     SHADOWSPIRE
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     33  25  0  177  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167  28  18  1  176  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           60  44  6  175  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     43  36  0  173  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     39  31  1  173  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 SANDMAN 74-2896             35  59  3  172  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   31  22  1  171  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    29  35  1  171  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
-KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          30  22  5  170  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 DESCENTE 33-1901            33  25  1  169  POWDER MAYHEM (1446)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     24  23  1  169  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801    16   1  0  169  DONT ANSWER THAT (5505)    DWES EG
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  40  59  2  167  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 NO-DACHISAN 30-429          57  72  2  166  BATTLE BLADES (1600)       IAYE
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  46  55  2  166  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 BEDTIME 82-28461            21   4  0  165  12:35 AM (5605)            DWES EG
 KORLAC 21-6574              30  14  1  164  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
 CRICKET 16-5544             23  13  0  164  LEGENDS (5661)             WILLAF
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           38  31  0  163  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           28  13  2  163  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   57 119  0  162  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         62  82  0  159  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         53  28  3  159  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           61 107  0  158  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          56  48  1  158  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 FLAIL 30-2061               54  57  1  158  BATTLE BLADES (1600)       IAYE
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         34  33  1  158  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          38  50  2  157  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        41  36  1  156  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 TORNADO 65-1232             34  36  2  155  WEATHER (1940)             DAL SHANG
 SCIMITAR 30-540             41  42  0  154  BATTLE BLADES (1600)       IAYE
 REALITY 45-4383             30  22  1  154  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
-SLAMMER 7-2726              18  19  5  153  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          39  23  3  152  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TYRA 81-416                 38  23  1  152  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5438)     SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GHETTO DEFENDANT 41-4351    28  19  3  150  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 ONE MAN ARMY 82-28261       14   9  0  150  ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (5603)     DWES EG
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         43  56  0  148  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131      28  19  1  147  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 WEYLUND 82-3660             58  83  1  146  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 FAITH 82-4515               18   6  0  144  SUPERIOR FORCES 1D (4508)  DWES EG
-CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         46  82  1  143  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         48  69  1  142  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 DESIREE 81-577              29  18  0  142  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5438)     SHADOWSPIRE
-CINDY CRAWFORD 33-2395      40  63  3  139  SEXY BABES (989)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 OWL'S FEATHER 3-925         34  63  0  137  WE BIG WOHPUM (1605)       OSKSI
-SHANNON TWEED 69-8177       18   3  1  137  SEXIEST BABES (4106)       CIMMERIAC
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     59  99  2  136  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     52 124  1  136  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917       10   4  0  136  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
 HONEY 11-6368               48  84  2  135  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  45  79  3  134  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 INDIA 81-391                34  19  0  134  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5438)     SHADOWSPIRE
 WAYWARD SON 1-8180          22   1  3  134  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 SKYWISE 11-5687             63 108  1  131  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      29  16  2  131  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        39  32  4  130  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             37  56  3  129  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 DIVING HAWK 3-2665          37  55  0  128  WE BIG WOHPUM (1605)       OSKSI
 TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882        23  14  0  128  BETTER OFF DEAD (5660)     MORDANT
 DUST BALL 82-9852           20  13  2  124  STRANGE MISSIONS (5664)    DWES EG
 MANIC MOTTO 82--13880       18  10  0  123  COOL NAMES 4 (5679)        DWES EG
 STEINBACH 30-4473           51  82  0  121  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 ORAN JI 16-5299             31  48  1  120  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-MEGAN FOX 33-2479           21   6  3  120  SEXY BABES (989)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 RAINSONG 11-6128            51  99  1  118  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 DARTH SION 18-9233          38  55  1  118  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           36  96  1  115  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-BLACK MARIA 81-435          29  15  1  113  HOUSE OF HEARTS (5658)     SHADOWSPIRE
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          18   9  2  111  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961   17   9  4  108  BOOMERISMS (5637)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          23  15  1  106  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
-CRAW WORM 69-6844           16   9  1  106  BLADE RUNNER 997 (3976)    CIMMERIAC
-MOURNING WOODY 69-4037      15   3  0  106  BLADE RUNNER 2 (4103)      CIMMERIAC
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         38  39  1  104  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-STORM SEEKER 69-6854        13  15  2  103  BLADE RUNNER 998 (4183)    CIMMERIAC

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 2 INAROW 82-22945            9   9  0  100  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         35  75  1   99  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040        10   4  0   99  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634          16   9  0   98  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (5681)  KYR'TERR
 LEGION '8' 71-2369          10   3  1   98  D.O.A. (4770)              KYR'TERR
 PO'D PANDA 81-147           21  14  2   95  FURRY FURY (5669)          SHADOWSPIRE
 PILSON 21-6643              18  16  1   94  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
 JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     6   0  0   93  PERFECTION QUEST 13 (5302) DULLENS
 A BETTER MOUSETRAP 18-5054  22  13  1   91  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
-KRAUSCHEK 37-2505           15   2  0   91  LETHAL FORMULA (1888)      SIBIKHAS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VORG 21-6576                26  18  1   90  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
-GUS 69-4032                 16  21  2   90  BLADE RUNNER 3 (3254)      CIMMERIAC
 HK-47 18-8584               39  83  1   89  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 GAMMA 21-6618               22  18  1   88  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
-LITERNIUS 29-5049           20  27  1   88  EQUESTORS (1376)           LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508       17  12  5   84  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
-SLAUGHTER MOUSE 5 81-595    23  10  4   83  RODENT CLAN (5462)         SHADOWSPIRE
-MOSES 7-2727                23  14  0   81  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-QUEEN RANDI 43-4644         19   6  0   80  LUROCIAN ROYALTY (5684)    VEASTIAN
 JABBERJAW 69-1171           13   7  0   80  CARTOON CREW (3174)        CIMMERIAC
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   42 105  2   79  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 P53 96-2409                 12   8  5   79  SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
 LULO & STITCH 82--28773      7   3  1   79  TOONZ (5705)               DWES EG
-SHMEGMA 60-8502             19  20  1   78  HIT ME WITH... (5568)      ARADI
-BART SIMPSON 19-5072        19  12  0   78  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 CYCLOPS 69-760              17  12  1   78  THE EDGE (3459)            CIMMERIAC
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   35  66  1   77  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 BRIGAND 82-9639             17  13  1   77  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG
-GALLOPING GHOST 18-7931     20  14  2   76  THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (5707) TALCAMA
 XANAX 28-4384               32  15  0   73  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 FURIOUS FOX 81-143          20  15  1   72  FURRY FURY (5669)          SHADOWSPIRE
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          19  12  0   72  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
-SOL'KANAR 69-6919           15   7  0   72  BLADE RUNNER 15 (4184)     CIMMERIAC
-SHAKE-N-BAKE SNAKE 69-4966  11   6  0   72  BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 7 (4104 CIMMERIAC
-GRUNT 5 40-4278             20   8  2   70  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 GILDED MURDERER 98-1679      7   6  5   69  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL
 SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498      15  15  1   68  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 THE FOOL 40-2332            21   6  0   67  AQUARIAN TAROT (5696)      ZENSU
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       29  65  1   66  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 WYRD 1-8156                 20  17  1   66  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 JIMMY DEAN 29-2947          28  20  3   65  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 NORMAN BATES 99-2102        11   2  4   65  DERANGED! (5704)           SOUTH RIDGE
 LEO POWERS 43-4599          24  11  0   64  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN
-FAST FORWARD 5-4484         18  10  0   64  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 CHARLIE EKSA 56-4110        17  15  0   64  MIDDLE WAY 20 (5709)       ROCANIS
-GOSSIPID 83-99              18  11  2   63  INVIDIOTS (5698)           TELORINTHE
-KANODRAUG 81-786            18   6  2   62  THE DRAUGS (5533)          SHADOWSPIRE
-KIRI 38-890                 25  20  1   61  INTENSE STRIFE (918)       CLIFFHOME
-MIDNIGHT 18-2549            19  20  0   61  WIZARDGUARD (5561)         TALCAMA
-WHOLLY MOLLY 7-5926         17  13  0   61  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378       18   9  0   60  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
-FYRE SWORD 62-4481          17   8  1   60  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
-THE MONGOL 33-7634          14  16  2   60  RAVAGING LORDS (5383)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-KYRA 36-7316                19   1  1   59  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 WILLIS 97-3065              14  10  3   59  BLOOD MASTERS (5639)       SHADOW GROVE
 SOULSNARE 82--28288         10   5  0   58  OBLIVION CLEAVERS (5692)   DWES EG
 GAIGE THE DESTROYE 98-1677   9   4  4   58  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL
-GRIZOLPOP 65-6984           15   7  4   56  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       64 109  0   55  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-LORD T. JEEBUS 7-5948       15  11  0   54  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-CARMEN ELECTRA 11-4752      15   7  0   52  GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS (4528) ARUAK CITY
-CONUNDRUM 8-4892            15   6  0   51  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
-UNWANTED SLOR 10-1718       20  23  2   47  CLINT'S CREW (1034)        KOLACT
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         38  80  1   46  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         34  59  2   46  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 HOFFA 60-7713               29  59  0   45  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-PRINCESS EMILY 43-4616      15  10  2   43  LUROCIAN ROYALTY (5684)    VEASTIAN
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            42  33  1   42  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        26  67  0   42  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MARV 82--24112               5   2  0   42  4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (5693)  DWES EG
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            34  66  0   41  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 DIRK VLUG 99-1956            8   4  4   41  MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (5702)   SOUTH RIDGE
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         22  94  1   39  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 MISS SCARLET 25-5413        21  30  1   36  GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653)    LYRATILAN
 SERGEANT 1 41-4388          19  10  1   35  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
 PLATINUM BLONDE 38-1731     14  15  2   35  TEAM TRIANGLE (1008)       CLIFFHOME
 CHUPACABRON 81-284          21  46  2   32  HUCKLE'S CATS (5662)       SHADOWSPIRE
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       27  66  0   29  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHILLIP MORRIS 98-1698       5   7  4   25  CIGARETTES (5701)          SYVYN'S HILL
 JANIE JONES 41-4349         22  25  0   21  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 RICHARD GERE 99-2013         9   3  3   14  BAD ACTORS (5703)          SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
WEYLUND 82-3660           58  83  1 THE BLACK ELITE 4912   BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798   601

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Poppa Bear -- So, trying to pad the ol' record thinking I'm asleep at the wheel as
usual.  Ha!  This time I'm paying attention, and an elf named Dinah should never
challenge a guy with an STD, like a nasty rash. -- Guardian

dina might -- By the way feel free to challnege me and give me those same learns 4
more times!-- nasty rash

Wobblenut -- I hope you keep running.  I need one last init skill.  I'm going to keep
on challenging you (and probably losing) until I get it.  Thanks! -- Little Girl
Crush

Another fight day.  Bummer.  I wanted to sleep in. -- N.D. Grasse
P.S.  I guess Galen's golem is working, though, so he'll be talking to us.  Seems odd
a golem should need to use another golem to talk, doesn't it?

     Grrr!

Norman Bates -- Huh, another golem.  There are too many of you around. -- N.D. Grasse

Tomas Thinador -- Surely that's an input error? -- Peach Nutt

Soulsnare -- That's a rotten thing to do! -- O Puncha

Nightbane -- I thought N.D. was just getting carried away with his own rhetoric, but
you golems really ARE everywhere.  People even have golem children now!  Depressing
thought. -- Oran Ji

Rainsong -- A sad life for you. -- Punh Jently

One-Trick Pony -- The announcer kept referring to you as "it."  Of course, with a
dwarf it's hard to tell.  Anyway... good fight.  You're very good at that thing you
do. -- Rem

Three Blind Weiss -- You make me tired! -- Sleepwalker

You've Got Seattle -- It was a very close fight, up until that underhanded elbow hit.
-- Crooked Hoof

Incisor -- I was amazed to beat someone like you!  *buffs nails* -- Hummingbird

Storm Seeker -- Deflated that silly cloud-like head of yours a bit, didn't I? --
Sandman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIRTY ZEALOT bested CORKY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge Title fight.
PRODIGAL SON viciously subdued MORLENA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE overpowered HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MARV JR savagely defeated TENACIOUS in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
GAIGE THE DESTROYER viciously subdued HOFFA in a slow 9 minute bloody Challenge duel.
SOULSNARE overpowered WALK THE LINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
GILDED MURDERER savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a 7 minute Challenge melee.
CUDDLY was viciously subdued by MAST MONKEY in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
TEEVELLA was vanquished by THE SMALL CAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HUGGY overpowered DEATH EMPRESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MAXIMUS was savagely defeated by LE PAIN DLG in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
HOT TOMATO was demolished by MAGGIE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GRANDPA RAT was handily defeated by YELLOWJACKET in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
BOB EVANS viciously subdued DINAH MIGHT in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
A. MONK, P.I. was devastated by WOLVERINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP defeated PEG LEG in a exciting 5 minute Challenge bout.
ONE-TRICK PONY beat SCURVY LAD in a exciting 6 minute Challenge bout.
NASTY RASH was overpowered by QUINTAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
NAFISAH defeated DONAHAR in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
SPERRY DOVE was overpowered by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
NIGHTBANE unbelievably bested KORLAC in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
TOMATO ION savagely defeated PORK ROLL in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
TYRA was vanquished by TOE PUPPET in a exciting 4 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PETE MOSS beat DRUNK DENNIS in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
DAYDREAM BELIEVER beat THE NOTHING in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
NO-DACHISAN was viciously subdued by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
THREE BLIND WEISS was savagely defeated by DIVING HAWK in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
INDIA luckily beat JUMPIN' in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge match.
OWL'S FEATHER was overpowered by DESCENTE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DESIREE subdued HONEY in a action packed 1 minute Challenge contest.
SCIMITAR savagely defeated JOLEE BINDO in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
TOMAS THINADOR was viciously subdued by TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 4 minute bout.
STAN DAUFF subdued PILSON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
DOC SQUEAL demolished HK-47 in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NORMAN BATES vanquished WOLFBROTHER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
JUMPINJACK FLASH handily defeated THE FOOL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WHITE THUNDER overpowered EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
RICHARD GERE was demolished by DELIA'S GONE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
PHILLIP MORRIS was defeated by MISS SCARLET in a exciting 1 minute Challenge brawl.
WYRD was overcome by P53 in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge melee.
SAM savagely defeated FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
CHILLY WILLY overpowered MANDORALLEN in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
PUTRID KOALA was overpowered by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BARBARIAN KNIGHT viciously subdued TED E. BEAR in a exciting 1 minute brutal bout.
SQUIRREL KILLER was overpowered by KRAMER in a 3 minute mismatched bout.
MOD COD beat THOMAS FOWLER in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
CARE BEAR savagely defeated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a slow 31 minute bloody brawl.
KAIDEN demolished BELY MEDVED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
NEOPHYTE was overpowered by PREATORIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
SKI-BUM was overpowered by RUMAKI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
KATE BUSH bested COYOTE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
CRAZY FINGERS defeated MORGAN in a exciting 6 minute duel.
GLITTER MARKS overcame SALEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
CALYX overpowered SOLSBURY HILL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CRAZED GOBLIN overpowered OOPSIDIDITAGAIN in a action packed 2 minute one-sided brawl.
ROY BENAVIDEZ was overpowered by FLABBY-O in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
HANA was vanquished by AFROSLEAZIAC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRACKED AND LEAKING demolished LITTLE GIRL CRUSH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MANUEL PEREZ overpowered SOFT 'N CHEWY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
CAT IN THE HAT devastated BUSTER BUNNY in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
YOBER savagely defeated TOTAL RECALL in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
HATCH BATTENER was vanquished by TEPID FELONY in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
MARK OF THE BEAST was savagely defeated by SCRAPPLE in a action packed 3 minute match.
COLON CONVOY demolished GUNS OF BRIXTON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZIMA overcame DEATH MAGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ARTHUR BEYER viciously subdued FOXY LADY in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
ETERNAL D.J. overpowered TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BLOODY BRAINLESS viciously subdued PTAR STONEBLADE in a 2 minute conflict.
BLOOD PIE overpowered EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FLAIL was devastated by INCISOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
OTIS handily defeated CRICKET in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHADOW ANGEL subdued DEXTER in a popular 1 minute contest.
SLEEPS ALL DAY was subdued by BANE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
ONE NIGHT STAND vanquished ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
DARNESHA was beaten by STORM RIDER in a popular 1 minute duel.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE handily defeated RAGING PYROTHAG in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SPEKTER overpowered FRYV DARKSHADE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER 0069 handily defeated TORNADO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CARMELO was overpowered by ICE FOX in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
REM was bested by MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a action packed 1 minute bout.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX devastated MADONNA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
CITY MILITIA overpowered JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PEACH NUTT was devastated by INDENTURED OARSMAN in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
BOB LE CANADIEN bested SKYWISE in a action packed 6 minute duel.
HUMMINGBIRD was vanquished by JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BILGE RAT vanquished WALTER EHLERS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ handily defeated HAPPY APPLE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
REALITY was overcome by SANDMAN in a exciting 5 minute competition.
WRATH was savagely defeated by DARK CHAMPION in a popular 3 minute bloody competition.
FIBULARIS vanquished SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BEDTIME overpowered DANCING SMURF in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
OPEN UP, POLICE devastated DELAWARE RUN in a 1 minute uneven match.
FRANKENBUTT handily defeated PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WEYLUND was viciously butchered by BILLY MITCHELL in a action packed 4 minute match.
STRONGBOW savagely defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 1 minute bloody duel.
THE BIG CAT handily defeated FOUR OF SPADES in a 1 minute uneven contest.
DARTH SION was handily defeated by GHETTO DEFENDANT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
WAYWARD SON overpowered RAINSONG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLEEPWALKER was overpowered by DUST BALL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
FAITH devastated TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ORAN JI slimly lost to TONY SIRAGUSA in a exciting 3 minute bloody brawl.
MANIC MOTTO overpowered DORIE MILLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
ONE MAN ARMY was subdued by HEAD CHEESE in a exciting 6 minute contest.
HARLEY THE CADAVER savagely defeated STEINBACH in a exciting 3 minute bloody bout.
JIMMY DEAN lost to LULO & STITCH in a exciting 3 minute brawl.
LEGION '8' demolished CHARLIE EKSA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
BRIGAND was viciously subdued by VORG in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.
TRYPTOPHAN overpowered O PUNCHA in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARV demolished JANIE JONES in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
MAKIN demolished SERGEANT 1 in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
A BETTER MOUSETRAP overpowered N.D. GRASSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PLATINUM BLONDE lost to MISSION VAO in a 3 minute bout.
HELL WEEK was devastated by FURIOUS FOX in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
2 INAROW vanquished CYCLOPS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
SCREAMING EAGLE was devastated by GAMMA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DAY TURNER was demolished by PO'D PANDA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WILLIS was savagely defeated by XANAX in a action packed 2 minute bloody fight.
STANLEY'S MOM vanquished DIRK VLUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
CHUPACABRON was narrowly defeated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute bout.
JABBERJAW won victory over LEO POWERS in a popular 1 minute duel.
YELLOW JACKET was bested by PALANTIRIATHALASA in a action packed 2 minute fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  59         AIMED BLOW       259 - 194 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      47         LUNGING ATTACK   336 - 292 -  8      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     27         PARRY-RIPOSTE     60 -  55 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         SLASHING ATTACK   99 -  98 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     21         PARRY-LUNGE       98 - 105 -  1      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         WALL OF STEEL    132 - 146 -  2      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         TOTAL PARRY      135 - 153 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    11         PARRY-STRIKE      45 -  52 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         STRIKING ATTACK   76 - 107 -  2      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  68 -  1      32  |

Turn 601 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  3     TOTAL PARRY       12 - 15         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        30 - 17     SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  9         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  9     STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 10         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 29     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  6         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  7         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      6 - 16         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345      106  91  2  323 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
WALL OF STEEL    LE PAIN DLG 18-8016        88  74  2  280 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLABBY-O 82-30720          54  32  1  270 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)
LUNGING ATTACK   BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006   51  39  3  255 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)
PARRY-LUNGE      CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480      82  48  2  241 THE WARLOCKS (5120)
AIMED BLOW       MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759       42  16  1  235 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)
TOTAL PARRY      CARE BEAR 48-2799          48  41  0  225 THE BEARS (677)
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413         100  67  0  224 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            74  58  3  216 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    NAFISAH 22-6612            48  28  2  199 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ONE MAN ARMY 82-28261.  The ten other most popular fighters were SCURVY LAD 
2-5366, SKYWISE 11-5687, SANDMAN 74-2896, DINAH MIGHT 18-9229, CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480, 
MORGAN 35-2960, YOBER 2-4537, DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647, BOB EVANS 29-2523, and TOE 
PUPPET 18-9544.

The least popular fighter this week was CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were HOFFA 60-7713, CARE BEAR 48-2799, DIRK VLUG 99-1956, DAY 
TURNER 40-4279, SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498, HELL WEEK 3-6695, SERGEANT 1 41-4388, 
TREESTUMP 11-6369, PUNH JENTLY 16-5485, and DELAWARE RUN 42-4400.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  7 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          2  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  8 0  IAYE(30)             4  6 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  2 0  ARADI(60)            0  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  3 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        5  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  9 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  4 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  6 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)         13  6 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      7  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         23 17 1  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   4  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  2 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  2 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     5  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  2 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         67   9  1  233  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                46  40  1  243  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         71  37  0  203  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   61  61  0  194  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              56  22  0  225  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            91  42  1  202  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 INCISOR 9-5185              37  34  1  178  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   57 119  0  162  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     6   0  0   93  PERFECTION QUEST 13 (5302) DULLENS
 CRICKET 16-5544             23  13  0  164  LEGENDS (5661)             WILLAF
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         88  74  2  280  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           28  13  2  163  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         31  22  2  237  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             83  46  4  202  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        42  16  1  235  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          23  15  1  106  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        42  28  1  215  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 XANAX 28-4384               32  15  0   73  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 BOB EVANS 29-2523           37  32  0  195  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       82  48  2  241  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SKI-BUM 33-1656             33  17  3  195  POWDER MAYHEM (1446)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             152 150  2  232  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 SPEKTER 36-4921             33  31  0  192  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 RUMAKI 38-4589              23   4  0  224  FREAKISH (5648)            CLIFFHOME
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          19  12  0   72  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     39  31  1  173  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   81  76  4  218  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DEATH EMPRESS 43-1434       26  28  1  193  ORDINANCE (3064)           VEASTIAN
 REALITY 45-4383             30  22  1  154  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   42 105  2   79  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              63  41  0  223  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           48  41  0  225  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               99 182  0  193  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           33  10  1  187  SEA DOGS (5590)            TRICORUS
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     43  36  0  173  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MAGGIE 55-637               51  64  1  239  THE SIMPSONS (1153)        KHALANI
 BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006    51  39  3  255  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 BANE 58-2432                28  10  2  207  CHAOTIC DREAM (3069)       DELARQ TOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              47  47  2  199  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       106  91  2  323  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 TORNADO 65-1232             34  36  2  155  WEATHER (1940)             DAL SHANG

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       35  23  0  194  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 WOLVERINE 69-5049           20  12  2  231  NO MERCY II (3462)         CIMMERIAC
 SAM 70-466                  34  24  0  231  CHEERS (3979)              SENTERN
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917       10   4  0  136  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
 REM 74-2853                 53  53  0  195  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         40  26  2  230  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647       25  12  0  290  FLOPS (5631)               DWES EG
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    37  33  5  201  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (5376)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            46  35  3  197  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        41  26  4  212  KILLER WORDS F3 (5456)     SYVYN'S HILL
 NORMAN BATES 99-2102        11   2  4   65  DERANGED! (5704)           SOUTH RIDGE