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Date   : 09/08/2009    Duedate: 09/21/2009

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-602

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 LUROCIANS XV 82/5494  140   67  4 67.6      LITTLE BLUE FREAKS 71/5348            
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/5602                  SCRAG IS... 96/5052                   
    LUROCIAN ROYALTY 43/5684                    ROOKIE ARMADA 6 82/5603               
  2 LEGENDS 16/5661       485  287  5 62.8      ALMOSTER II 98/5587                   
    FREAKISH 38/5648                            REDUX 6 82/5045                       
    BETTER OFF DEAD 1/5660                      THIS SUCKS 96/5378                    
  3 FLOPS 82/5631         113   70  1 61.7    8 THE EDGE 69/3459       78   57  1 57.8
    COOL NAMES 4 82/5679                        SKI-BUM 35 35/3223                    
    040908D 82/5655                             POWDER MAYHEM 33/1446                 
    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/5693                  NO MERCY II 69/3462                   
    12:35 AM 82/5605                            CHAOTIC DREAM 58/3069                 
    LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/5608                    TOTAL CARNAGE 69/3163                 
    THE HUNTED F9 98/5700                       ORDINANCE 43/3064                     
    WASTELAND 18/1887                           TEAM TRIANGLE 38/1008                 
    13 YRS & COUNTING 82/5537                   CARTOON CREW 69/3174                  
    KILLER WORDS F3 98/5456                     ARNIE'S CREW 10/1433                  
    071406C 24/5404                           9 CHEERS 70/3979        112   86  1 56.6
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       THE SIMPSONS 55/1153                  
  4-SEXY BABES 33/989      81   52  2 60.9      DEATH MOB 4 21/5619                   
    BLADE RUNNER 2 69/4103                      KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/1098            
    SEXIEST BABES 69/4106                       DEATH MOB 62/1467                     
    BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 7 69/4104                BLOOD MASTERS 97/5639                 
    BLADE RUNNER 15 69/4184                  10 STREET PIZZA 18/786   458  366  5 55.6
    GHOST RIDERS 48/1037                        IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
    BLADE RUNNER 3 69/3254                      STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    BLADE RUNNER 998 69/4183                    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                
    INTENSE STRIFE 38/918                       STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    BLADE RUNNER 997 69/3976                    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
    BLADE RUNNER 4 69/3460                      D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560             
    LETHAL FORMULA 37/1888                      WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315                
    CLINT'S CREW 10/1034                        KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
  5 BABES 36/3876        3429 2262 67 60.3      WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314                
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/5376             
    THE BEARS 1/979                          11 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     232  197  0 54.1
    THE BEARS 48/677                            OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                          GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    BAD ACTORS 99/5703                       12 SEA DOGS 2/5575        98   84  1 53.8
    CIGARETTES 98/5701                          SEA DOGS 21/5474                      
  6 GOD 82/5667           582  391  4 59.8      SEA DOGS 18/1460                      
    CLASSIC HITS 82/5652                        SEA DOGS 1/5428                       
    BAG OF TRICKS 82/5632                       DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576               
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     SEA DOGS 36/5531                      
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      SEA DOGS 51/5590                      
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                    13 KAOS 82/5443           69   61  1 53.1
    BOOMERISMS 96/5637                          DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538                
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        ANCIENT LORDS 82/5574                 
    CONSANGUINEOUS 8/5680                       FURRY FURY 81/5669                    
    PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/5302              14 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119   1060  943 12 52.9
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
  7 TOONZ 82/5705        1823 1306 21 58.3      THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    D.O.A. 71/4770                              THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505                 15 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  836  799 11 51.1

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1D 82/4508                  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463             
    SUPERIOR FORCES A201 82/5597                MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/5668             
    SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525                MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406            
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407            
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/5681                  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/5677             
    SUPE FORCES B608B 98/5586                   MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/5702             
 16 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  728  697  5 51.1      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423                  23 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  757  900  9 45.7
    LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                    24 CUNNING RUNT 19/5657    4    5  0 44.4
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    25 HILLTOP GURU 38/5710   23   29  0 44.2
 17-WRESTLMANIAC 30/5706  183  181  1 50.3   26 DROP THE LEA 22/5711   50   65  2 43.5
 18 CROSSED THIE 82/5591   70   70  2 50.0   27 HUCKLE'S CAT 81/5662   75   98  1 43.4
    DISPOSABLE HEROES 82/4008                   LIVE FROM MOSCOW! 1/5411              
    DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 82/5666              28 RHYME TYME 55/1881     77  101  0 43.3
    STRANGE MISSIONS 82/5664                    THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    SISTERS OF MERCY 84/5589                 29 RADIO CLASH 41/5578   107  141  2 43.1
    SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267               30 THE PLAGUE 41/1159      3    4  0 42.9
    ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266                   RAISING R'LYEH 51/5532                
    DISPOSABLE HEROES 84/5663                31 REDHORSE 56/3727      438  649  2 40.3
 19 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1707 1719 23 49.8      DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  32-WEATHER 65/1940       155  230  0 40.3
 20 FANTASIA 1/4914      1725 1871 18 48.0      BLACK KELTS 29/2166                   
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        BATTLE BLADES 30/1600                 
    DERANGED! 99/5704                           AQUARIAN TAROT 40/5696                
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     WE BIG WOHPUM 3/1605                  
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   33 SRETSAMLEUD  45/5566   13   20  0 39.4
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     34-AMEN! 7/5467           12   20  2 37.5
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  35 STORIES 49/2835      1018 1970 17 34.1
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    OBLIVION CLEAVERS 82/5692                   VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  36 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  721 1414  6 33.8
 21 KELLUMBO'S K 82/5503  117  127  1 48.0      MIDDLE WAY 20 56/5709                 
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 82/5323               37 MEDS 43/4924           83  163  1 33.7
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 81/5438                     BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                   
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/4810                     JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 82/5569                CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917                
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-23 82/5577                THE CITY 12/4918                      
 22 FANGS 9/5444         1607 1754 14 47.8      PARTY GEEKS 74/4925                   
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                    EMETICS 45/5033                       
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 38-THE GRATEFUL 18/5707    3    6  0 33.3
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                39 ELFQUEST 11/4928      475 1074  6 30.7
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                        STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649                   SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                   RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                       40 GOTTA GET A  25/5653    3   12  0 20.0
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535             

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good evening, my friends in Talahya's grand arena!

So far, Dirty Zealot is making a very admirable Tower Guardian.  He challenged up
(which he is lucky to be able to do) to a much more experienced fighter with a
winning record.  DIRTY ZEALOT (82-55889) (25-12-0,290) of FLOPS TV challenged
YELLOWJACKET (62-3345) (106-91-2,323) of COMIC BOOK HEROS.  DIRTY ZEALOT devastated
YELLOWJACKET in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Well done, Mr. Z!

And our former Tower Guardian is climbing the ranks again.  PRODIGAL SON (1-7937)
(67-9-1,233) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST TV challenged MARV JR (18-9288) (29-7-0,234) of
WASTELAND.  PRODIGAL SON demolished MARV JR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge
melee.

SALEM (82-42046) (27-16-0,194) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-23 TV challenged CARE BEAR (48-
2799) (48-41-0,225) of THE BEARS.  SALEM was vanquished by CARE BEAR in a popular 1
minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  You have to watch out for those Bears.  They're
tough to beat, even the ones with innocent sounding names.

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (82-32893) (27-8-0,210) of LEGENDS OF IDAHO TV challenged
PREATORIAN (56-4005) (33-23-1,218) of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS.  NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
overpowered PREATORIAN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Mismatched,
perhaps, but I thought it was an exciting fight.

JUMPINJACK FLASH (13-5143) (6-0-0,93) of PERFECTION QUEST 13 TV challenged TRYPTOPHAN
(71-5634) (16-9-0,98) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC.  JUMPINJACK FLASH was bested by
TRYPTOPHAN in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.  Everyone is bested by Tryptophan
from time to time.  Although some people like it.

MARV (82-41424) (5-2-0,42) of 4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS TV challenged 2 INAROW (82-22945)
(9-9-0,100) of REDUX 6.  MARV bested 2 INAROW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge
match.  Interesting.

GILDED MURDERER (98-1679) (7-6-5,69) of THE HUNTED F9 TV challenged YELLOW JACKET
(60-7627) (29-65-1,66) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  GILDED MURDERER was viciously subdued
by YELLOW JACKET in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  They both looked yellow to me.

It's all fun and games until somebody dies.  WAYWARD SON (1-8180) (22-1-3,134) of
MANNEQUIN'S BEST fought DORIE MILLER (3-6683) (38-39-1,104) of OUR HIGHEST HONOR.
WAYWARD SON was viciously butchered by DORIE MILLER in an exciting 3 minute melee.
I've sent Mr. Son a windup alarm clock.  A loud one.  Because one thing I've heard
about people recently resurrected is that they have a fear of not waking up.

Kellumbo's Kids avoided La Pentarchie.  Well done.

Our most challenged warrior was Treestump.  I wonder why?  Treestump has a lot of
experience, three dozen wins, and he's darned cute.  That's a tough combination to
beat, if you ask me. FOUR OF SPADES (42-4234) (29-16-2,131) of COLOR ME SUAVE
challenged TREESTUMP (11-6369) (36-96-1,115) of ELFQUEST.  FOUR OF SPADES handily
defeated TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Good job, Mr. of Spades!

And that, my fellow Talahyans, is all we have time for this evening.  Enjoy your
post-arena parties, and please make it home safely.

                                             Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647       26  12  0  311  FLOPS (5631)               DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006    52  39  3  280  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           55  32  1  277  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 YOBER 2-4537                47  40  1  261  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051      109 103  2  260  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       83  48  2  258  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         68   9  1  255  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 WOLVERINE 69-5049           21  12  2  254  NO MERCY II (3462)         CIMMERIAC
 KRAMER 47-5191              64  41  0  253  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         32  22  2  252  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         41  26  2  251  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 KATE BUSH 18-1413          101  67  0  248  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SAM 70-466                  35  24  0  242  CHEERS (3979)              SENTERN
 HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597    37  19  1  240  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           49  41  0  239  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    51  49  3  236  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 ICE FOX 5-3877              57  22  0  235  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 CITY MILITIA 56-2200        42  36  0  234  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       71  64  1  233  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   82  76  4  229  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        42  26  4  227  KILLER WORDS F3 (5456)     SYVYN'S HILL
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    148  73  3  226  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 NAPOLEON DYNAMIT 82--32643  28   8  0  226  LEGENDS OF IDAHO (5608)    DWES EG
 STORM RIDER 69-5495         24  10  2  226  TOTAL CARNAGE (3163)       CIMMERIAC
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        43  28  1  225  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
-HUGGY 1-2227                63  52  3  224  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  71  39  1  223  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 CORKY 1-4285                65  46  2  223  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        64  40  0  218  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 MORGAN 35-2960              31   9  0  218  SKI-BUM 35 (3223)          MURSKA
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             84  46  4  216  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 REM 74-2853                 54  53  0  215  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 BANE 58-2432                29  10  2  215  CHAOTIC DREAM (3069)       DELARQ TOR
 HANA 82-24461               36  21  0  214  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 DARNESHA 82--23521          32  13  1  214  KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 (5569 DWES EG
 MINOTAUR CRUSADER 82-4599   30  23  1  213  DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)   DWES EG
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          24  25  4  212  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          117  76  0  211  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 49-3185              100 182  0  210  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            65  42  1  210  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797  35  14  0  210  13 YRS & COUNTING (5537)   DWES EG
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          53  48  2  209  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       36  23  0  209  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 SCURVY LAD 2-5366           30  13  2  209  SEA DOGS (5575)            NIANIA
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            92  42  1  207  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         72  37  0  207  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BUSTER BUNNY 38-1638        39  37  0  207  TEAM TRIANGLE (1008)       CLIFFHOME
 KAIDEN 35-3108             152 151  2  206  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 QUINTAL 18-8341             74  59  3  206  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-WOODROW 69-4029             19  17  0  206  BLADE RUNNER 4 (3460)      CIMMERIAC
 MARV JR 18-9288             29   8  0  205  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 CUDDLY 1-1900               56  29  0  204  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 COYOTE 60-7626              47  48  2  203  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     61  43  1  202  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         61  47  1  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MAGGIE 55-637               51  65  1  202  THE SIMPSONS (1153)        KHALANI
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       33  41  6  202  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN 82-15292    20   8  1  202  LUROCIANS XVII (5494)      DWES EG
 SPEKTER 36-4921             34  31  0  201  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
-BLIND GIRL 22-6041          70  28  0  200  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   62  61  0  200  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167  29  18  1  200  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717    29   9  0  200  BAG OF TRICKS (5632)       DWES EG
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      78  45  1  199  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
-NAFISAH 22-6612             48  28  2  199  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 MANDORALLEN 56-2288         42  30  1  199  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      41  63  1  199  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 ZIMA 1-7750                 51  38  0  198  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       39  37  1  198  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       106  92  2  197  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         88  75  2  197  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-TED E. BEAR 38-897          50  58  3  197  TEAM TRIANGLE (1008)       CLIFFHOME
 PREATORIAN 56-4005          33  24  1  196  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 SCRAG 96-1173               25  11  4  196  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      57  38  3  195  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MORLENA 56-2163             44  41  1  195  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
-BOB EVANS 29-2523           37  32  0  195  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 PEG LEG 36-6196             36  28  0  195  SEA DOGS (5531)            JHANS
 DEATH EMPRESS 43-1434       27  28  1  195  ORDINANCE (3064)           VEASTIAN
 DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100  18   1  1  195  CLASSIC HITS (5652)        DWES EG
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     68  52  3  194  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 MADONNA 60-7780             52  38  3  194  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 WRATH 82--30441             38  21  0  194  GOD (5667)                 DWES EG
-TEEVELLA 82-24954           37  10  1  194  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5503)     DWES EG
 KORLAC 21-6574              31  14  1  194  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
 RUMAKI 38-4589              23   5  0  194  FREAKISH (5648)            CLIFFHOME
-ELRIC 82-27440              18   5  0  194  LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (5602)  DWES EG
 MOD COD 55-2638            127 139  3  193  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 GRANDPA RAT 22-6549         66  38  3  193  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 CALYX 30-4151               48  53  2  193  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      41  38  1  193  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CARMELO 82-17510            20  15  1  193  SUPERIOR FORCES A201 (5597 DWES EG
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        42  17  1  192  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  35  21  1  192  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 SHADOW ANGEL 82--19948      30  29  1  192  ANCIENT LORDS (5574)       DWES EG
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    57  52  0  191  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       41  26  0  191  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          33  32  0  191  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 PRISONER 0069 82-31419      29  21  0  191  DUNGEON CELL 14 (5576)     DWES EG
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            46  36  3  190  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 TOMATO ION 82--9898         22   5  0  190  040908D (5655)             DWES EG
 DONAHAR 24-3006             58  70  1  189  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      47  34  0  189  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DEXTER 81-452               35  25  0  189  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 BIGGLES 60-6032             34  43  0  189  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SKI-BUM 33-1656             33  18  3  189  POWDER MAYHEM (1446)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           33  11  1  189  SEA DOGS (5590)            TRICORUS
 OTIS 3-6501                 56  50  5  188  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SALEM 82--23490             27  17  0  188  KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-23 (5577 DWES EG
 DEATH MAGE 62-2115          26  26  1  188  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 IMPORT-EXPORT 81-76         36  31  3  187  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 IPECAC 45-3625              31  20  0  186  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
-SPERRY DOVE 29-2446         33  41  0  185  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         30  24  1  185  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 NIGHTBANE 81-377            38  16  0  184  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5438)     SHADOWSPIRE
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          49  40  1  183  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       49  28  0  183  071406C (5404)             ZORPUNT
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           42  40  5  182  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
-SHEET WITH EYES 48-2203     17   9  1  182  GHOST RIDERS (1037)        CAER
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        67  73  1  181  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          72  93  1  180  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544          32  22  0  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-CRYPTIA 48-1918             30  15  6  180  GHOST RIDERS (1037)        CAER
 OPEN UP, POLICE 82-25801    17   1  0  180  DONT ANSWER THAT (5505)    DWES EG
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    41  39  1  179  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          40  23  3  179  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           39  31  0  179  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 SANDMAN 74-2896             36  59  3  179  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     40  31  1  178  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           61  44  6  177  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  46  56  2  177  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 FRYV DARKSHADE 82--19959    29  36  1  177  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 BEDTIME 82-28461            22   4  0  177  12:35 AM (5605)            DWES EG
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         39  39  2  176  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206    37  34  5  176  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (5376)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     44  36  0  175  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     39  63  2  175  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           29  13  2  175  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 INCISOR 9-5185              37  35  1  174  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967   32  22  1  173  DISTANT BREEZE (5538)      DWES EG
 DESCENTE 33-1901            33  26  1  172  POWDER MAYHEM (1446)       NIATOLI ISLAND
-KOOK AROCHA 1-8120          30  22  5  170  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  40  60  2  167  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
-NO-DACHISAN 30-429          57  72  2  166  BATTLE BLADES (1600)       IAYE
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     24  24  1  166  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 CRICKET 16-5544             24  13  0  166  LEGENDS (5661)             WILLAF
 ONE MAN ARMY 82-28261       15   9  0  164  ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (5603)     DWES EG
 HONEY 11-6368               49  84  2  162  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   57 120  0  161  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HEAD CHEESE 96-1920         54  28  3  161  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        41  37  1  160  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-FLAIL 30-2061               54  57  1  158  BATTLE BLADES (1600)       IAYE
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     33  26  0  158  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 FAITH 82-4515               19   6  0  158  SUPERIOR FORCES 1D (4508)  DWES EG
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          38  51  2  157  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          34  42  0  157  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         34  34  1  156  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-TORNADO 65-1232             34  36  2  155  WEATHER (1940)             DAL SHANG
-SCIMITAR 30-540             41  42  0  154  BATTLE BLADES (1600)       IAYE
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         62  83  0  152  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           61 108  0  152  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 WEYLUND 82-3660             59  83  1  151  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917       11   4  0  151  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REALITY 45-4383             30  23  1  150  SRETSAMLEUD II (5566)      STORMCROWE
 GHETTO DEFENDANT 41-4351    28  20  3  149  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 DESIREE 81-577              30  18  0  148  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5438)     SHADOWSPIRE
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     59 100  2  147  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 TYRA 81-416                 38  24  1  147  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5438)     SHADOWSPIRE
-TOMAS THINADOR 29-3131      28  19  1  147  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 SKYWISE 11-5687             64 108  1  146  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         43  57  0  146  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SELLING... 82-9636          32  27  2  146  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
 BARRY 12-5663               30  19  0  143  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 STEINBACH 30-4473           52  82  0  141  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         48  70  1  141  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-CINDY CRAWFORD 33-2395      40  63  3  139  SEXY BABES (989)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882        24  14  0  139  BETTER OFF DEAD (5660)     MORDANT
 DUST BALL 82-9852           21  13  2  139  STRANGE MISSIONS (5664)    DWES EG
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     52 125  1  138  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
-OWL'S FEATHER 3-925         34  63  0  137  WE BIG WOHPUM (1605)       OSKSI
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      30  16  2  137  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SHANNON TWEED 69-8177       18   3  1  137  SEXIEST BABES (4106)       CIMMERIAC
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          56  49  1  136  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  45  80  3  135  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         38  35  1  134  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 INDIA 81-391                34  20  0  133  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (5438)     SHADOWSPIRE
 RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606     20  27  2  133  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             37  57  3  131  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819        31  38  1  131  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298          21  22  0  131  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
-DIVING HAWK 3-2665          37  55  0  128  WE BIG WOHPUM (1605)       OSKSI
 ORAN JI 16-5299             31  49  1  128  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          28  48  0  128  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 RAINSONG 11-6128            51 100  1  123  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        39  33  4  120  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MEGAN FOX 33-2479           21   6  3  120  SEXY BABES (989)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961   18   9  4  118  BOOMERISMS (5637)          OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WAYWARD SON 1-8180          22   2  3  117  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 MANIC MOTTO 82--13880       18  11  0  115  COOL NAMES 4 (5679)        DWES EG
 DARTH SION 18-9233          38  56  1  113  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         36  75  1  113  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           36  97  1  113  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634          17   9  0  108  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (5681)  KYR'TERR
-STAN DAUFF 25-5323          23  15  1  106  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
-CRAW WORM 69-6844           16   9  1  106  BLADE RUNNER 997 (3976)    CIMMERIAC
-MOURNING WOODY 69-4037      15   3  0  106  BLADE RUNNER 2 (4103)      CIMMERIAC
-STORM SEEKER 69-6854        13  15  2  103  BLADE RUNNER 998 (4183)    CIMMERIAC
 LEGION '8' 71-2369          11   3  1  103  D.O.A. (4770)              KYR'TERR
 DRY KEG 33-6679             31  45  1  102  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 DOC SQUEAL 98-1513          18  10  2  102  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040        11   4  0  101  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PIE EYED PIPER 15-4878      24  28  0  100  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
 VORG 21-6576                27  18  1   99  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            27  14  0   97  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 PILSON 21-6643              19  16  1   96  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
-KATIRONA MURH 5-4929        25  15  2   92  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
-A.A. SHOCK 29-5054          21  26  3   92  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     6   1  0   92  PERFECTION QUEST 13 (5302) DULLENS
 HK-47 18-8584               40  83  1   91  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          20  12  0   91  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498      16  15  1   91  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-KRAUSCHEK 37-2505           15   2  0   91  LETHAL FORMULA (1888)      SIBIKHAS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   43 105  2   90  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 LEO POWERS 43-4599          25  11  0   90  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN
 GAMMA 21-6618               23  18  1   90  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
-GUS 69-4032                 16  21  2   90  BLADE RUNNER 3 (3254)      CIMMERIAC
 STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508       18  12  5   88  ALMOSTER II (5587)         SYVYN'S HILL
 BART SIMPSON 19-5072        20  12  0   85  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 SWAN 84-4414                21  18  3   84  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            43  33  1   83  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SLAUGHTER MOUSE 5 81-595    23  10  4   83  RODENT CLAN (5462)         SHADOWSPIRE
 A BETTER MOUSETRAP 18-5054  22  14  1   83  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 BRIGAND 82-9639             18  13  1   82  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG
 JABBERJAW 69-1171           14   7  0   82  CARTOON CREW (3174)        CIMMERIAC
 P53 96-2409                 12   9  5   81  SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
-SUPER SENIOR 3-4728         21  13  4   80  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
-QUEEN RANDI 43-4644         19   6  0   80  LUROCIAN ROYALTY (5684)    VEASTIAN
 MARV 82--24112               6   2  0   79  4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (5693)  DWES EG
-CYCLOPS 69-760              17  12  1   78  THE EDGE (3459)            CIMMERIAC
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       30  65  1   77  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 RAISE THE ABYSS 41-4331     22  10  2   77  THE PLAGUE (1159)          KATI-TEI
 THE TICK 12-5659            21  17  0   76  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
-GALLOPING GHOST 18-7931     20  14  2   76  THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (5707) TALCAMA
 KYRA 36-7316                20   1  1   74  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DEATH'S DOORMAN 41-1953     18  10  3   74  THE PLAGUE (1159)          KATI-TEI
 LULO & STITCH 82--28773      7   4  1   74  TOONZ (5705)               DWES EG
 GREASESPOT 60-5964          23  32  0   73  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            35  66  0   72  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 COLOROUTOFSPACE 51-5383     19  15  5   72  RAISING R'LYEH (5532)      TRICORUS
-SOL'KANAR 69-6919           15   7  0   72  BLADE RUNNER 15 (4184)     CIMMERIAC
-SHAKE-N-BAKE SNAKE 69-4966  11   6  0   72  BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 7 (4104 CIMMERIAC
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       65 109  0   71  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CONUNDRUM 8-4892            16   6  0   71  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 2 INAROW 82-22945            9  10  0   70  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
-BEWYLDER OAKEN 82--19923    15  24  0   69  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 GAIGE THE DESTROYE 98-1677  10   4  4   69  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE FOOL 40-2332            21   6  0   67  AQUARIAN TAROT (5696)      ZENSU
-JIMMY DEAN 29-2947          28  20  3   65  BLACK KELTS (2166)         LAPUR
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775  23   9  2   65  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 NORMAN BATES 99-2102        11   3  4   65  DERANGED! (5704)           SOUTH RIDGE
-DARK JOURNEY 33-7596        16  16  0   64  STORM BRINGERS (5478)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 FEAR OF THE DARK 51-5375    15  14  1   63  RAISING R'LYEH (5532)      TRICORUS
 FURIOUS FOX 81-143          20  16  1   62  FURRY FURY (5669)          SHADOWSPIRE
 VOICES IN MY HEAD 51-5404   18   4  3   62  RAISING R'LYEH (5532)      TRICORUS
 GILDED MURDERER 98-1679      7   7  5   62  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL
-KIRI 38-890                 25  20  1   61  INTENSE STRIFE (918)       CLIFFHOME
 PO'D PANDA 81-147           21  15  2   61  FURRY FURY (5669)          SHADOWSPIRE
 WILLIS 97-3065              15  10  3   61  BLOOD MASTERS (5639)       SHADOW GROVE
 XANAX 28-4384               32  16  0   60  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 WYRD 1-8156                 20  18  1   60  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
-THE MONGOL 33-7634          14  16  2   60  RAVAGING LORDS (5383)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 SOULSNARE 82--28288         11   5  0   60  OBLIVION CLEAVERS (5692)   DWES EG
 DIRK VLUG 99-1956            9   4  4   60  MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (5702)   SOUTH RIDGE
 ENDLESS WATCH 51-5377       14  11  2   59  RAISING R'LYEH (5532)      TRICORUS
 BELISARIUS 84-4483          28  21  5   57  DISPOSABLE HEROES (5663)   BLACKSTONE
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968         18   7  0   56  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 CHARLIE EKSA 56-4110        17  16  0   56  MIDDLE WAY 20 (5709)       ROCANIS
-SHARD OF STONE 82--19921    16   8  0   56  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
-GRIZOLPOP 65-6984           15   7  4   56  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554          25  25  1   55  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378       18  10  0   55  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         35  59  2   54  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-LORD T. JEEBUS 7-5948       15  11  0   54  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          26  17  0   53  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
-FLOORMAT 14-4577            15   8  0   53  THE DOGHOUSE (4165)        TOBIR
 HOFFA 60-7713               29  60  0   51  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SQUYER 25-4871              18  23  0   51  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         38  81  1   50  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-ULTRA FAITH 22-6360         14   5  3   50  DROP THE LEASH (5711)      SOLVEN
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   35  67  1   49  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 UNDEAD PIRATE 82-11088      18  12  2   48  DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (5666) DWES EG
-UNWANTED SLOR 10-1718       20  23  2   47  CLINT'S CREW (1034)        KOLACT
 PLATINUM BLONDE 38-1731     14  16  2   46  TEAM TRIANGLE (1008)       CLIFFHOME
-PRINCESS EMILY 43-4616      15  10  2   43  LUROCIAN ROYALTY (5684)    VEASTIAN
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        26  68  0   42  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       27  67  0   36  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CHUPACABRON 81-284          21  47  2   36  HUCKLE'S CATS (5662)       SHADOWSPIRE
-SERGEANT 1 41-4388          19  10  1   35  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
 MISS SCARLET 25-5413        21  31  1   34  GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653)    LYRATILAN
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         22  95  1   31  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-PHILLIP MORRIS 98-1698       5   7  4   25  CIGARETTES (5701)          SYVYN'S HILL
 JANIE JONES 41-4349         22  26  0   22  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 REIGN OF BLADES 41-2087     14   7  2   15  THE PLAGUE (1159)          KATI-TEI
-RICHARD GERE 99-2013         9   3  3   14  BAD ACTORS (5703)          SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
WAYWARD SON 1-8180        22   2  3 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 4732  DORIE MILLER 3-6683       602

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Indentured Oarsman -- Do the false teeth make you defensive? -- Peach Nutt

Frankenbutt -- You're so ugly, I couldn't look at you long enough to hit or even
parry.  It's a masterful trick. -- Punh Jently

Tony Siragusa -- The fans wanted to see ME win, you know. -- Oran Ji

Legion '8' -- Hey, you outnumbered me, so of course I lost.  And I'd better be
heading into retirement, too.  Jorja promised I could retire. -- Charlie Eksa

Tryptophan -- If you hadn't been talking so much, you'd've heard me surrender at the
BEGINNING of that minute, you little fruitcake. -- O Puncha

A Better Mousetrap -- Nothing but hot air.  The best mousetrap is a cat. -- N.D.
Grasse

No-Dachisan -- Please remind my manager to change my training.  Hope you're feeling
better.  I do respect your speed. -- Crooked Hoof

Masochistic Newt -- Did not want or need to have that part of my body reorganized,
thanks very much.  It was a good fight though. -- Rem

Jungle Juice -- Wow, I never imagined my fighting style was that educational! --
Hummingbird

Reality -- My superior motivation and testosterone left no doubt, of course, as to
the outcome of our fight.  In Lirith Kai we fight aggressively.  You should try it,
instead of wiggling around like a snake. -- Sandman

Dust Ball -- Hey! You ran in a circle around me and stabbed me right in the buttock!
I don't think the announcer had said "go" yet. -- Sleepwalker

     You were asleep.

26 August 09
     There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
     arenas.  When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
     arena number!  It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key.  When the
     receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
     Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIRTY ZEALOT devastated YELLOWJACKET in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
PRODIGAL SON demolished MARV JR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SALEM was vanquished by CARE BEAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE overpowered PREATORIAN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JUMPINJACK FLASH was bested by TRYPTOPHAN in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
MARV bested 2 INAROW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
GILDED MURDERER was viciously subdued by YELLOW JACKET in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ONE-TRICK PONY was vanquished by KATE BUSH in a 5 minute uneven Challenge duel.
GLITTER MARKS won victory over HOT TOMATO in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
TOMATO ION was savagely defeated by HOFFA in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge melee.
DINAH MIGHT was subdued by MANDORALLEN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
DARNESHA devastated SKI-BUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
MAXIMUS savagely defeated QUINTAL in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP was savagely defeated by HANA in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
A. MONK, P.I. was vanquished by NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
CUDDLY viciously subdued COYOTE in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge brawl.
GRANDPA RAT was savagely defeated by MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
DAYDREAM BELIEVER defeated DEATH MAGE in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
TENACIOUS viciously subdued PUTRID KOALA in a tiring 26 minute gory Challenge contest.
NIGHTBANE unbelievably bested THE NOTHING in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
WRATH unbelievably bested TOE PUPPET in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory Challenge fray.
PETE MOSS savagely defeated GUNS OF BRIXTON in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
TYRA was overpowered by THE BIG CAT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
DELAWARE RUN was demolished by SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
INDIA was viciously subdued by DANCING SMURF in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
THREE BLIND WEISS overcame DARTH SION in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
DESIREE savagely defeated JOLEE BINDO in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
FOUR OF SPADES handily defeated TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
A BETTER MOUSETRAP was demolished by SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
KYRA overpowered CHARLIE EKSA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
STORM RIDER handily defeated CARMELO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
WOLVERINE overpowered MANUEL PEREZ in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHILLY WILLY was demolished by BARBARIAN KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CITY MILITIA demolished CRACKED AND LEAKING in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
MOD COD was overpowered by SAM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MAGGIE was beaten by COLON CONVOY in a exciting 2 minute competition.
KRAMER handily defeated CAT IN THE HAT in a popular 4 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ICE FOX vanquished IMPORT-EXPORT in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX vanquished CALYX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RUMAKI was overpowered by THE SMALL CAT in a 1 minute uneven competition.
HALF-ORC CAPTAIN overcame FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a exciting 5 minute match.
KAIDEN was savagely defeated by ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute gruesome battle.
CRAZY FINGERS overpowered ZIMA in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
ARTHUR BEYER overcame DEXTER in a exciting 2 minute duel.
CRAZED GOBLIN subdued LE PAIN DLG in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
ONE NIGHT STAND demolished ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
FLABBY-O viciously subdued MARK OF THE BEAST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute contest.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE devastated BIGGLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
AFROSLEAZIAC was defeated by CORKY in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
YOBER demolished SCRAPPLE in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched contest.
MAST MONKEY vanquished SLEEPS ALL DAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TEPID FELONY bested BILGE RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
NASTY RASH beat SQUIRREL KILLER in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
SOLSBURY HILL demolished SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
BLOODY BRAINLESS was handily defeated by KORLAC in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DONAHAR was overpowered by BANE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FOXY LADY subdued TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a action packed 5 minute duel.
BLOOD PIE was overpowered by FRANKENBUTT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCRAG was defeated by LITTLE GIRL CRUSH in a action packed 4 minute brutal melee.
BELY MEDVED was demolished by SOFT 'N CHEWY in a popular 1 minute gory uneven battle.
HATCH BATTENER devastated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven match.
SHADOW ANGEL was overpowered by MINOTAUR CRUSADER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SCURVY LAD was overpowered by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ETERNAL D.J. devastated FRYV DARKSHADE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched duel.
PRISONER 0069 was overcome by OOPSIDIDITAGAIN in a exciting 3 minute match.
OTIS was vanquished by REM in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROY BENAVIDEZ overpowered PEACH NUTT in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
MORGAN slimly won victory over MADONNA in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
SPEKTER overpowered INCISOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PEG LEG handily defeated BILLY MITCHELL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
BUSTER BUNNY bested MORLENA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE demolished EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a popular 6 minute uneven fight.
DEATH EMPRESS overcame WALTER EHLERS in a 2 minute match.
IPECAC was bested by INDENTURED OARSMAN in a exciting 1 minute bout.
THOMAS FOWLER beat DESCENTE in a 2 minute duel.
REALITY slimly lost to ONE MAN ARMY in a action packed 3 minute match.
BEDTIME handily defeated GHETTO DEFENDANT in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
FIBULARIS was handily defeated by HONEY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched battle.
HAPPY APPLE overpowered RAGING PYROTHAG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JUNGLE JUICE was handily defeated by LEMON DROP in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
DRUNK DENNIS was overpowered by OPEN UP, POLICE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BOB LE CANADIEN outlasted SELLING... in a exciting 7 minute contest.
SANDMAN vanquished STRONGBOW in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
HUMMINGBIRD was unbelievably bested by FAITH in a popular 3 minute gory struggle.
CROOKED HOOF handily defeated RAINSONG in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PTAR STONEBLADE overpowered RONE BLOODHOUSE in a action packed 2 minute uneven brawl.
PORK ROLL vanquished ORAN JI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
HEAD CHEESE unbelievably bested SALENA WARSMITH in a action packed 5 minute fight.
CRICKET handily defeated JUMPIN' in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JAMES DOOLITTLE handily defeated PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TONY SIRAGUSA viciously subdued PREDNIZONE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome bout.
HARLEY THE CADAVER was overcome by WEYLUND in a popular 4 minute fight.
MANIC MOTTO was overpowered by DUST BALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
SLAP HAPPY demolished DOC SQUEAL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
WAYWARD SON was viciously butchered by DORIE MILLER in a exciting 3 minute melee.
FURTIVE RETURNS was defeated by BARRY in a action packed 4 minute fight.
STEINBACH outlasted BEER GOGGLES in a action packed 8 minute bloody contest.
PO'D PANDA was vanquished by HELL WEEK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WHITE THUNDER vanquished HOFFA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DRY KEG overpowered MISSION VAO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEGION '8' savagely defeated P53 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome uneven fight.
PILSON devastated WALK THE LINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNDEAD PIRATE slimly lost to DIRK VLUG in a exciting 4 minute mismatched match.
BRIGAND slimly won victory over GREASESPOT in a exciting 2 minute bloody brawl.
N.D. GRASSE was demolished by WOLFBROTHER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was demolished by O PUNCHA in a 3 minute uneven conflict.
CHAINSAW VIGILANTE was demolished by LEO POWERS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PLATINUM BLONDE was savagely defeated by RAISE THE ABYSS in a 6 minute duel.
CHUPACABRON was overpowered by JABBERJAW in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FURIOUS FOX was luckily beaten by CONUNDRUM in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
DAY TURNER bested THE TICK in a exciting 2 minute brutal battle.
XANAX was handily defeated by SCREAMING EAGLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided melee.
MAKIN overpowered MISS SCARLET in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LULO & STITCH was devastated by SOVEREYN in a action packed 3 minute one-sided bout.
SOULSNARE handily defeated JANIE JONES in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LOUD DRUNK was handily defeated by STANLEY'S MOM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DEATH'S DOORMAN beat FELAWESHIPE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
WYRD was viciously subdued by GAIGE THE DESTROYER in a 3 minute mismatched duel.
REIGN OF BLADES was devastated by FRATSFA SLAVE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SQUYER was bested by VOICES IN MY HEAD in a action packed 1 minute gruesome conflict.
SWAN overpowered PENICILLEN in a 2 minute uneven contest.
BELISARIUS slimly lost to WALL OF GLASS in a popular 7 minute brutal competition.
GAMMA won victory over FEAR OF THE DARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute struggle.
VORG demolished COLOROUTOFSPACE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WILLIS viciously subdued DELIA'S GONE in a 3 minute bloody bout.
ROBERT DUNLAP was overpowered by PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NORMAN BATES was subdued by BART SIMPSON in a 1 minute bout.
ENDLESS WATCH lost to HK-47 in a 2 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  63         AIMED BLOW       271 - 202 -  2      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      51         LUNGING ATTACK   328 - 304 -  6      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     30         SLASHING ATTACK   97 -  96 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         PARRY-RIPOSTE     59 -  59 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         PARRY-LUNGE      101 - 105 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     19         WALL OF STEEL    135 - 141 -  2      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         TOTAL PARRY      144 - 152 -  2      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-STRIKE      49 -  53 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    11         STRIKING ATTACK   81 - 114 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   11         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  72 -  1      32  |

Turn 602 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    25 - 38         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 14         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     13 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  7         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        30 - 21     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  8         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY       16 - 14                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006   52  39  3  280 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLABBY-O 82-30720          55  32  1  277 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)
PARRY-LUNGE      CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480      83  48  2  258 THE WARLOCKS (5120)
AIMED BLOW       PRODIGAL SON 1-7937        68   9  1  255 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413         101  67  0  248 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL    HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597   37  19  1  240 DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008)
TOTAL PARRY      CARE BEAR 48-2799          49  41  0  239 THE BEARS (677)
STRIKING ATTACK  MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081   51  49  3  236 DEATH MOB (1467)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            74  59  3  206 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DAYDREAM BELIEVE 82-31100  18   1  1  195 CLASSIC HITS (5652)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOE PUPPET 18-9544.  The ten other most popular fighters were SELLING... 82-9636, 
MORLENA 56-2163, KATE BUSH 18-1413, THE NOTHING 1-3297, DANCING SMURF 71-2917, COYOTE 
60-7626, SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278, WEYLUND 82-3660, BEER GOGGLES 33-6819, and LEGION 
'8' 71-2369.

The least popular fighter this week was TENACIOUS 7-5337.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378, DELIA'S GONE 11-6707, JANIE JONES 
41-4349, MISS SCARLET 25-5413, CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775, N.D. GRASSE 16-4367, 
MISSION VAO 18-8891, HOFFA 60-7713, PO'D PANDA 81-147, and PUNH JENTLY 16-5485.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  7 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  6 1  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  0 0  IAYE(30)             2  5 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  4 0  ARADI(60)            2  5 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            3  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  8 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  5 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      4  7 0  
TALCAMA(18)          8 11 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  2 0  DWES EG(82)         26 18 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           5  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  4 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  1 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  4 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  4 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         68   9  1  255  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                47  40  1  261  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156          117  76  0  211  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   62  61  0  200  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              57  22  0  235  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            92  42  1  207  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 CONUNDRUM 8-4892            16   6  0   71  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 INCISOR 9-5185              37  35  1  174  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 HONEY 11-6368               49  84  2  162  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARRY 12-5663               30  19  0  143  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143     6   1  0   92  PERFECTION QUEST 13 (5302) DULLENS
 CRICKET 16-5544             24  13  0  166  LEGENDS (5661)             WILLAF
 KATE BUSH 18-1413          101  67  0  248  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           29  13  2  175  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         32  22  2  252  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             84  46  4  216  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      78  45  1  199  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            27  14  0   97  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        43  28  1  225  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 XANAX 28-4384               32  16  0   60  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     52 125  1  138  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       83  48  2  258  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          33  32  0  191  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MORGAN 35-2960              31   9  0  218  SKI-BUM 35 (3223)          MURSKA
 SPEKTER 36-4921             34  31  0  201  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 BUSTER BUNNY 38-1638        39  37  0  207  TEAM TRIANGLE (1008)       CLIFFHOME
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          20  12  0   91  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     40  31  1  178  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   82  76  4  229  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DEATH EMPRESS 43-1434       27  28  1  195  ORDINANCE (3064)           VEASTIAN
 IPECAC 45-3625              31  20  0  186  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   43 105  2   90  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              64  41  0  253  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           49  41  0  239  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185              100 182  0  210  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           33  11  1  189  SEA DOGS (5590)            TRICORUS
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     44  36  0  175  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MAGGIE 55-637               51  65  1  202  THE SIMPSONS (1153)        KHALANI
 BARBARIAN KNIGHT 56-2006    52  39  3  280  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 BANE 58-2432                29  10  2  215  CHAOTIC DREAM (3069)       DELARQ TOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              47  48  2  203  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    51  49  3  236  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       36  23  0  209  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 WOLVERINE 69-5049           21  12  2  254  NO MERCY II (3462)         CIMMERIAC
 SAM 70-466                  35  24  0  242  CHEERS (3979)              SENTERN
 DANCING SMURF 71-2917       11   4  0  151  LITTLE BLUE FREAKS (5348)  KYR'TERR
 REM 74-2853                 54  53  0  215  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE SMALL CAT 81-74         41  26  2  251  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647       26  12  0  311  FLOPS (5631)               DWES EG
 SWAN 84-4414                21  18  3   84  SISTERS OF MERCY (5589)    BLACKSTONE
 NASTY RASH 96-2347          24  25  4  212  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            46  36  3  190  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        42  26  4  227  KILLER WORDS F3 (5456)     SYVYN'S HILL
 NORMAN BATES 99-2102        11   3  4   65  DERANGED! (5704)           SOUTH RIDGE