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Date : 07/27/2010 Duedate: 08/09/2010
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-625
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SISTERHOOD 84/5756 7 1 0 87.5 FUNKY FOLK 19/5272
ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/5848 1949 YANKEES 63/5620
2 072905R 41/5256 368 204 3 64.3 5 TOONZ 82/5705 1879 1332 23 58.5
STUPID NAMES 82/5793 D.O.A. 71/4770
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/5316 SPORTZ! 4/4921
SOFT DRINKS 82/5769 AFTERMATH! 84/5671
4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/5693 THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628
COOL NAMES 3 82/5737 ALMOST 68/3454
ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/5646 MAFIA DUDES 73/5345
040908F 82/5719 MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128
COOL NAMES 4 82/5679 CREATION 67/3548
101308B 84/5724 SCRAG IS... 96/5052
TO DIE FOR 2 96/5780 REDUX 6 82/5045
THE HUNTED F9 98/5700 ALMOSTER II 98/5587
BIG HEROES 5/5060 THIS SUCKS 96/5378
WASTELAND 18/1887 WATCHER 82/5843
040908D 82/5655 YUCK! II 82/5844
IRATE FORMATIONS 3/5830 6 KAOS 47/5808 134 99 2 57.5
071406C 24/5404 FURRY FURY 11/5840
KILL THEM ALL! M2 99/5850 KAOS 82/5443
SANDS OF TIME 38/4666 FURRY FURY 81/5669
3 GOD 82/5667 809 523 7 60.7 DISTANT BREEZE 82/5538
BAG OF TRICKS 82/5632 7-BLOOD SUCKERS 5/5806 113 85 2 57.1
SECOND BANANAS 47/5337 8 COLORS 96/5636 714 541 8 56.9
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732 ANIMAL'S FARM 82/5823
PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/5302 LBA: BEATLEMANIA! 82/5817
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671 4-LETTER ERRORS 82/5611
CLASSIC HITS 82/5652 SESAME STAPH 82/5600
BOOMERISMS 96/5637 FUNDIES 82/5601
BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/5640 CYBERTEASE 82/5598
CONSANGUINEOUS 8/5680 STUFF MARK SAYS 82/5610
SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/5309
COLLUSION 97/5527 DATING A FROG 82/5821
STUPID WOW NAMES 2 99/5849 OOH HAA HAA 82/5599
4 THEM 21/879 3580 2375 70 60.1 LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/5596
DISASTER 24/5804 STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279
NASTY MOB 21/4730 TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/5585
COLORS 76/3468 THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435
THE BEARS 35/2674 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560
BABES 36/3876 HALF A WORD 82/5818
THE BEARS II 46/5588 STREET PIZZA 18/786
BOOZE 1/5845 WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315
CORPS 74/3405 WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314
CHURCH LADIES 7/5801 TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583
THE BEARS II 69/3305 9 DIVINE HERIT 33/5846 130 103 3 55.8
THE BEARS 46/712 10-THE EDGE 69/3459 187 154 3 54.8
F BALLS 4/5204 POWDER MAYHEM 33/1446
VEGGIES 33/4058 CHAOTIC DREAM 58/3069
THE BEARS 42/768 CARTOON CREW 69/3174
PASTA 3/5807 TEAM TRIANGLE 38/1008
HOT STUFF 9/5831 11 KARNIVORZ 36/5292 263 219 1 54.6
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223
FUNKY FOLK 18/5541 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152
THE SEALS 14/2550 OF WOLF & MAN 2 99/5851
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
12-CAPITAL CART 81/5842 12 10 1 54.5 24 FANTASIA 1/4914 1830 1966 19 48.2
13 PYROMANIA 82/5785 98 88 1 52.7 CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
RAP ATTACKS 71/5833 TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477
STATE OF MIND 3/1791 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910
PYROMANIA 52/5742 NASTY PETS 82/4846
DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1595 MAGIC REALM 24/4987
PURPLE/HAZE 9/5841 DERANGED! 99/5704
RAP ATTACKS 59/5837 THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912
14 VALLEY OF KING 3/211 11 10 0 52.4 25 THE PLAGUE 41/1159 65 71 1 47.8
15 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 1122 1042 12 51.8 RAISING R'LYEH 51/5532
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 26 FANGS 9/5444 1892 2086 14 47.6
THE REVELATION 1/1582 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/5725
THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237 LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212
16 CHEERS 70/3979 258 240 4 51.8 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
THE SIMPSONS 55/1153 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
BLOOD MASTERS 97/5639 MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437
KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/1098 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463
DEATH MOB 62/1467 MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298
DEATH MOB 4 21/5619 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396
17 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 816 761 5 51.7 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535
BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423 I GOTTA GO 30/4646
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649
LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407
18 SEA DOGS 1/5428 202 194 1 51.0 MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406
SHEWISH PICNIC 98/5847 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/5668
DUNGEON CELL 17 82/5730 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/5677
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/5777 MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/5702
DUNGEON CELL 45 82/5764 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
SEA DOGS 21/5474 27 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 775 905 9 46.1
SEA DOGS 36/5531 28 RHYME TYME 55/1881 100 124 0 44.6
DUNGEON CELL 77 82/5795 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432
DUNGEON CELL B9 82/5796 29-THE FALLEN A 36/1704 3 4 0 42.9
DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576 30 RADIO CLASH 41/5578 133 184 2 42.0
SEA DOGS 51/5590 31-GREATS OF TR 75/5797 27 40 0 40.3
19 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1855 1803 24 50.7 32 REDHORSE 56/3727 492 737 2 40.0
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 CASTAWAYS 65/5749
20 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571 897 874 12 50.6 DARKLINGS 74/3457
SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411 33 BEN'S BAZAAR 21/5839 8 14 0 36.4
SUPERIOR FORCES 5V 82/5759 UNHOLY KNIGHTS 81/5738
SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525 34 MEDS 43/4924 213 401 3 34.7
SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507
SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139 THE CITY 12/4918
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 PARTY GEEKS 74/4925
SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/5828 EMETICS 45/5033
SUPE FORCES B608B 98/5586 CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
21-ALCHEMY 18/4818 367 360 3 50.5 35 STORIES 49/2835 1063 2033 17 34.3
UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421
OLD SCHOOL 41/5128 36-MIDDLE WAY 1 36/5829 759 1473 6 34.0
ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 37 GENERATION X 3/5712 32 65 2 33.0
22-MIDNIGHT HOU 70/2407 221 220 6 50.1 THE STORM FRONT 41/1504
CROSSED THIEVES 82/5591 38 CUNNING RUNT 19/5657 16 33 0 32.7
INCONSISTENT FURY 56/1405 ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/5654
ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266 39 ELFQUEST 11/4928 597 1343 8 30.8
DISPOSABLE HEROES 82/4008 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206
DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 82/5666 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
DISPOSABLE HEROES 84/5663 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
23-TITANS RIP-O 82/5771 15 15 0 50.0 40 GOTTA GET A 25/5653 12 30 0 28.6
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, my friends!
This cycle, the owner of the Title was determined by a random matchup. FLEA
FLICKER (97-3087) (33-9-5,324) of BLOODY SUNDAYS fought ARTHUR DEFRANZO (3-6646) (58-
45-0,227) of OUR HIGHEST HONOR. FLEA FLICKER demolished ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a 1
minute uneven Title duel. And so, Mr. Flicker remains our top Aimed Blow and our
notorious non-column writer. Tsk!
This was our only Tournament Victor challenge: GILDED MURDERER (98-1679) (19-
17-5,242) of THE HUNTED F9 TV challenged FLABBY-O (82-30720) (70-39-1,230) of STREET
PIZZAD XXII. GILDED MURDERER was devastated by FLABBY-O in a 1 minute mismatched
Challenge fight.
One death this cycle! MAXIMUM EFFORT (82-11013) (29-37-0,193) of SUPERIOR
FORCES 1W fought JUMPIN' (11-6704) (43-73-3,156) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. MAXIMUM
EFFORT executed JUMPIN' in an exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven duel. I have sent
Jumpin' a dozen giant lemon poppyseed muffins and a gallon of strong coffee. If that
doesn't wipe out a resurrection hangover, I don't know what will.
Our most challenged warrior was Tatiana Seasprite. COLOROUTOFSPACE (51-5383)
(25-25-5,118) of RAISING R'LYEH challenged TATIANA SEASPRITE (11-4951) (61-138-1,145)
of SCARLET KNIGHTS. COLOROUTOFSPACE vanquished TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fray.
State of Mind avoided Color Me Suave. *nod* Well done.
Eddie Incher and Gorm Hollis actually did not fight this cycle. Perhaps they
have managed to persuade their manager to retire them?
Everyone likes Overall Popularity Leaders when they win! MOD COD (55-2638)
(141-147-3,193) of RHYME TYME fought LEO POWERS (43-4599) (34-24-0,180) of MEDAL OF
HONOR F1. MOD COD won victory over LEO POWERS in a popular 1 minute struggle. Well
done, Mr. Cod!
Lord Taylor was voted this cycle's favorite. I'm not convinced he was a good
choice. Are you? ONE-TRICK PONY (82-47819) (42-18-0,219) of BAG OF TRICKS challenged
LORD TAYLOR (74-3731) (42-26-3,229) of CORPS. ONE-TRICK PONY overcame LORD TAYLOR in
a popular 5 minute Challenge match.
And Gamma was least popular. I don't know... I think the implication that
Shewish Giants eat humans, which one notices in the names of the Shewish Picnic team,
is less popular than some guy losing a fight. RIRORNI BOLOGNESE (98-1913) (10-0-
3,33) of SHEWISH PICNIC fought GAMMA (21-6618) (32-31-1,58) of DEATH MOB 4. RIRORNI
BOLOGNESE demolished GAMMA in a 1 minute uneven struggle. I know a lot of Shews who
would agree. And -- to be fair -- some who would laugh at that team's theme, anyway.
*shrug* All right. It's politically incorrect, but funny.
Anybody want the Commission to allow bloodfeuds on the Isle? Raise your hands.
I think it would be cathartic to allow slain warriors to handle their own bloodfeuds.
Better for a morning head than muffins, you know? Except that the mismatches here
can be so very steep, some warriors would have an impossible task. Ah well, just a
thought.
Until two weeks from now, I remain,
Galen Shanmarrik
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLEA FLICKER 97-3087 34 9 5 341 BLOODY SUNDAYS (5640) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KRAMER 47-5191 84 44 0 343 SECOND BANANAS (5337) NORTH FORK
MORLENA 56-2163 58 50 1 331 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098) ROCANIS
DINAH MIGHT 18-9229 42 30 2 291 FUNKY FOLK (5541) TALCAMA
-SPUD 33-5159 62 27 0 286 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
-GITARIOS 82--19918 39 25 2 284 KAOS (5443) DWES EG
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 124 97 2 276 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
MADONNA 60-7780 65 48 4 270 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
-YOBER 2-4537 52 41 1 258 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
GOLDILOCKS 69-6564 58 40 0 256 THE BEARS II (3305) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOE PUPPET 18-9544 47 30 0 255 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-FOOT BALL 4-6305 42 21 1 252 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
FLABBY-O 82-30720 71 39 1 244 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279) DWES EG
-NAY PALM 52-1439 51 24 0 244 PYROMANIA (5742) FRATSFA
AUJARD 8-4639 51 40 0 240 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
KATE BUSH 18-1413 118 73 0 239 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759 56 26 1 236 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535) ZORPUNT
ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717 43 18 0 233 BAG OF TRICKS (5632) DWES EG
-FLAMING FLEA 70-499 39 40 2 231 MIDNIGHT HOUR (2407) SENTERN
-ICE FOX 5-3877 62 23 0 230 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223) KALTOS
SHADOW OUT OF TIME 41-1622 37 25 1 229 THE PLAGUE (1159) KATI-TEI
TOMATO ION 82--9898 31 19 0 229 040908D (5655) DWES EG
-ROCKWELL 7-5003 29 14 0 229 UNDEAD ARTISTS (757) BONSUR
THAT GUY 97-2120 59 30 3 228 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (5316) SHADOW GROVE
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374 59 30 0 228 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
SHARD OF STONE 82--19921 27 13 0 228 KAOS (5443) DWES EG
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 74 72 0 227 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
-VIGO 18-6086 66 23 0 226 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 98 56 2 224 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
OTIS 3-6501 69 60 5 224 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
HOT TOMATO 33-6305 47 40 0 224 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
-DESCENTE 33-1901 46 34 2 224 POWDER MAYHEM (1446) NIATOLI ISLAND
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 89 69 1 223 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-SPEKTER 36-4921 40 34 0 223 KARNIVORZ (5292) JHANS
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 79 35 3 222 072905R (5256) KATI-TEI
-MISS TEAK 1-8015 51 41 1 222 SEA DOGS (5428) MORDANT
-BALROG 10-3115 17 3 0 221 MYTH AND MIGHT (2128) KOLACT
FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968 75 52 1 219 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
CONSTERNATION 8-4896 34 5 1 218 CONSANGUINEOUS (5680) ARKERS
ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426 57 70 1 217 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407) DWES EG
-NASTY RASH 96-2347 32 27 4 217 THIS SUCKS (5378) OLD VALAMANTIS
PRISONER 0069 82-31419 35 38 0 216 DUNGEON CELL 14 (5576) DWES EG
WIPEY 82-12634 21 12 0 216 UNJUSTLY RENAMED (5309) DWES EG
PUTRID KOALA 62-96 67 57 2 215 DEATH MOB (1467) VALAMANTIS
WRATH 82--30441 53 29 0 214 GOD (5667) DWES EG
CANDIRU 18-9624 35 10 0 214 STREET PIZZA (786) TALCAMA
MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013 30 37 1 214 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (5168) DWES EG
MARY KAY 74-2779 35 26 1 213 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 98 83 4 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100 30 12 1 211 CLASSIC HITS (5652) DWES EG
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366 24 9 0 211 SESAME STAPH (5600) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374 46 36 0 210 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560) TARRGIR
STRONGBOW 11-5686 70 122 0 209 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
MAGGIE 55-637 65 74 1 209 THE SIMPSONS (1153) KHALANI
MARV 82--24112 25 6 0 209 4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (5693) DWES EG
P53 96-2409 23 21 5 209 SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 61 39 0 208 071406C (5404) ZORPUNT
PEA POD 33-7338 39 27 0 208 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
-NAKHA ADIASO 56-2615 34 39 0 208 INCONSISTENT FURY (1405) ROCANIS
-FOXY LADY 18-2695 80 51 0 206 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KORLAC 21-6574 38 30 1 206 DEATH MOB 4 (5619) SUNSET
TENACIOUS 7-5337 108 49 1 205 BATHTUB ARMADA (4671) BONSUR
ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648 52 42 1 205 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437) CALEAM
-RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606 31 32 2 205 ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266) DWES EG
LAPTOP DANCE 82-20411 22 15 0 205 CYBERTEASE (5598) DWES EG
KNOTHANDLER 21-6555 45 24 2 204 SEA DOGS (5474) SUNSET
LORD TAYLOR 74-3731 42 27 3 204 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
PETE MOSS 19-4968 36 25 2 204 FUNKY FOLK (5272) ZUWAYZA
THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961 31 15 5 203 BOOMERISMS (5637) OLD VALAMANTIS
JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143 22 8 0 203 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (5302) DULLENS
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 125 110 2 202 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REM 74-2853 68 62 0 202 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
CALYX 30-4151 57 67 2 202 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
BLOWN AWAY 18-8636 52 42 0 202 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
DORIE MILLER 3-6683 51 50 2 202 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
-HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 82-4597 46 26 1 202 DISPOSABLE HEROES (4008) DWES EG
MOD COD 55-2638 142 147 3 201 RHYME TYME (1881) KHALANI
HOFFA 49-3185 109 196 0 201 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 86 60 1 200 THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432) ZORPUNT
THE NOTHING 1-3297 81 107 1 200 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
FRANKENBUTT 42-4188 76 55 1 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-HALAS 42-513 53 47 3 200 THE BEARS (768) RODEKI
DINGO 35-3716 39 18 1 200 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
GHETTO DEFENDANT 41-4351 37 34 3 200 RADIO CLASH (5578) KATI-TEI
WILLIS 97-3065 29 19 3 200 BLOOD MASTERS (5639) SHADOW GROVE
ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931 90 42 0 199 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-FLAT TOP 35-3533 65 26 1 199 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-RABID DOG 82-1078 29 26 0 199 NASTY PETS (4846) DWES EG
NORMAN BATES 99-2102 26 11 4 199 DERANGED! (5704) SOUTH RIDGE
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 92 71 0 198 BIG HEROES (5060) KALTOS
WEYLUND 82-3660 68 97 1 198 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
-MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 54 54 0 198 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
VORG 21-6576 40 28 1 198 DEATH MOB 4 (5619) SUNSET
DEATH MAGE 62-2115 31 44 1 198 DEATH MOB (1467) VALAMANTIS
GILDED MURDERER 98-1679 19 18 5 198 THE HUNTED F9 (5700) SYVYN'S HILL
-THE HARPY 21-1685 66 49 0 197 THEM (879) SUNSET
MANDORALLEN 56-2288 51 44 1 197 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098) ROCANIS
SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498 32 22 1 197 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
GAFF 82--30597 25 10 1 197 4-LETTER ERRORS (5611) DWES EG
SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760 20 5 0 197 ARMED & GREGARIOUS (5646) ARUAK CITY
-COLON CONVOY 18-9115 78 48 0 196 WASTELAND (1887) TALCAMA
ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646 58 46 0 196 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366 54 94 3 196 STREET PIZZA (786) TALCAMA
BLYZZ ARD 41-1859 28 25 5 196 THE STORM FRONT (1504) KATI-TEI
SCRAPPLE 97-1961 56 49 3 195 WHY SELL THIS? (5315) SHADOW GROVE
THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472 54 36 0 195 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463) VEASTIAN
-NICK NITRO 60-4767 40 52 0 195 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
-JABBERJAW 69-1171 29 13 0 195 CARTOON CREW (3174) CIMMERIAC
NOT ADULT DIAPERS 82-26502 23 12 1 195 FUNDIES (5601) DWES EG
BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632 52 44 0 194 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
DEAD OF WINTER 41-970 48 41 2 194 THE PLAGUE (1159) KATI-TEI
-PEG LEG 36-6196 44 40 0 194 SEA DOGS (5531) JHANS
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507 31 12 0 194 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
-NIKITA 36-6639 26 17 1 194 BABES (3876) JHANS
-DICK TATER 18-8675 20 13 2 194 FUNKY FOLK (5541) TALCAMA
-PRISONER 0083 82-31432 20 13 0 194 DUNGEON CELL 17 (5730) DWES EG
NEOPHYTE 82-4574 76 54 1 193 LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212) DWES EG
-BUSTER BUNNY 38-1638 49 48 0 193 TEAM TRIANGLE (1008) CLIFFHOME
PREATORIAN 56-4005 42 38 1 193 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098) ROCANIS
-BANE 58-2432 41 19 2 193 CHAOTIC DREAM (3069) DELARQ TOR
BILGE RAT 51-5334 40 27 1 193 SEA DOGS (5590) TRICORUS
PRODIGAL SON 1-7937 86 14 1 192 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
FIBULARIS 82-28877 65 63 1 192 MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298) DWES EG
MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887 65 67 0 192 THE REVELATION (1582) MORDANT
SAM 70-466 51 31 1 192 CHEERS (3979) SENTERN
THE BIG CAT 81-75 45 38 0 192 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
IPECAC 45-3625 38 36 0 192 EMETICS (5033) STORMCROWE
A BETTER MOUSETRAP 18-5054 33 26 1 192 WASTELAND (1887) TALCAMA
-PHLASH PHLUDD 41-1077 33 38 0 191 THE STORM FRONT (1504) KATI-TEI
GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348 31 40 1 191 RADIO CLASH (5578) KATI-TEI
INCISOR 9-5185 48 47 1 190 FANGS (5444) ZUKAL
BOBS AND DOGS 82--9551 27 18 0 190 SOFT DRINKS (5769) DWES EG
SKYWISE 11-5687 74 121 1 189 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
LEMON DROP 33-6685 44 55 1 189 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PTAR STONEBLADE 82--19967 42 31 1 189 DISTANT BREEZE (5538) DWES EG
THOTH 3-1473 29 26 2 189 VALLEY OF KINGS (211) OSKSI
-LEGION '8' 71-2369 16 5 1 189 D.O.A. (4770) KYR'TERR
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 71 111 2 188 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
BARRY 12-5663 40 32 0 188 THE CITY (4918) RIZTAB
SHARK BAIT! 82-24424 20 16 1 188 OOH HAA HAA (5599) DWES EG
DONAHAR 24-3006 63 88 2 186 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
COYOTE 60-7626 54 64 2 186 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
CREATOR RUSH 84-5327 27 12 3 186 101308B (5724) BLACKSTONE
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915 58 83 1 185 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
-SCRAG 96-1173 27 16 4 185 SCRAG IS... (5052) OLD VALAMANTIS
HAPPY APPLE 3-6492 49 37 3 184 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776 48 75 2 184 MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407) DWES EG
BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798 50 75 2 183 MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406) DWES EG
BIGGLES 60-6032 43 57 0 183 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 59 73 3 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
UNCLE FEISTY 82--9884 27 13 0 181 040908F (5719) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 74 89 1 180 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
HEART BREAKER 26-4752 31 29 1 180 ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654) CALEAM
CHOWDER RISK 82--17784 18 7 1 180 COOL NAMES 3 (5737) DWES EG
BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 40 52 1 179 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIATOLI ISLAND
FURIOUS FOX 81-143 35 24 1 179 FURRY FURY (5669) SHADOWSPIRE
SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603 48 54 1 178 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558 39 58 6 178 STREET PIZZA (786) TALCAMA
LEO POWERS 43-4599 34 25 0 178 MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649) VEASTIAN
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 35 64 0 177 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
BLOOD PIE 96-1918 51 54 5 175 WHY SELL THIS? (5314) OLD VALAMANTIS
KYRA 36-7316 26 3 1 175 BABES (3876) JHANS
HONEY 11-6368 57 99 2 174 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237 51 43 1 174 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396) KATI-TEI
MANIC MOTTO 82--13880 30 22 0 173 COOL NAMES 4 (5679) DWES EG
-TWIG LITE ZONE 56-3537 29 24 2 173 INCONSISTENT FURY (1405) ROCANIS
STRATEGERY 82-18418 27 10 1 172 STUPID NAMES (5793) DWES EG
-MOSSIE ROCKTROLL 56-3549 27 25 1 171 INCONSISTENT FURY (1405) ROCANIS
DEATH'S DOORMAN 41-1953 25 20 3 171 THE PLAGUE (1159) KATI-TEI
POOP DECK GUY 1-8274 37 17 2 170 SEA DOGS (5428) MORDANT
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 52 43 4 169 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SANDMAN 97-2610 39 32 4 168 COLLUSION (5527) SHADOW GROVE
-GODIVA 74-2800 26 19 0 168 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
FLESH FLAYER 26-4751 32 25 1 167 ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654) CALEAM
WHITE FLAME 52-1807 26 31 1 167 PYROMANIA (5742) FRATSFA
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586 55 70 2 166 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
UH-OH 82--31833 20 12 1 165 STUFF MARK SAYS (5610) DWES EG
-HONEYDEW VIPER 82-9636 37 38 2 162 SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267) DWES EG
WHITE THUNDER 4-6040 23 15 0 161 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
-PHANTASMAL 84-10204 21 2 0 158 SISTERHOOD (5756) BLACKSTONE
FEAR OF THE DARK 51-5375 24 22 1 156 RAISING R'LYEH (5532) TRICORUS
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 73 95 0 155 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
JUMPIN' 11-6704 43 74 3 155 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
SUPER SENIOR 3-4728 30 27 4 155 GENERATION X (5712) OSKSI
FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234 41 28 2 154 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583 47 56 1 153 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705 46 50 1 153 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNKAHUNKABURNINT 82-16584 22 17 0 150 LBA:ELVIS FANS (5596) DWES EG
-DADDY BEAR 46-1910 37 11 0 148 THE BEARS (712) ARDIVENT
-LULO & STITCH 82--28773 12 6 1 147 TOONZ (5705) DWES EG
-WONDER BUBBLE 56-3522 26 31 2 146 INCONSISTENT FURY (1405) ROCANIS
GOT NO BRAIN 3-3617 25 15 0 146 STATE OF MIND (1791) OSKSI
SEGAL 14-3779 30 22 0 145 THE SEALS (2550) TOBIR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BRIGAND 82-9639 27 20 1 144 CROSSED THIEVES (5591) DWES EG
JANIE JONES 41-4349 32 39 0 143 RADIO CLASH (5578) KATI-TEI
BELOW XEROE 41-1513 30 30 3 143 THE STORM FRONT (1504) KATI-TEI
COLOROUTOFSPACE 51-5383 26 25 5 143 RAISING R'LYEH (5532) TRICORUS
WARHEAD 82-13913 24 8 0 143 PYROMANIA (5785) DWES EG
-MARCH MADNESS 4-5435 18 8 1 143 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
PRISONER 0227 82--29173 13 8 1 143 DUNGEON CELL 45 (5764) DWES EG
DRY KEG 33-6679 36 63 1 142 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIATOLI ISLAND
UP FROM THE SEA 51-5431 22 10 0 142 RAISING R'LYEH (5532) TRICORUS
SANDMAN 74-2896 43 75 3 141 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
DIMAGGIO 63-2705 26 16 0 139 1949 YANKEES (5620) AMEN-TEI
RAGING FIRE 29-4407 26 16 3 137 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
WEE MAN 19-5071 24 32 0 137 CUNNING RUNTS (5657) ZUWAYZA
RAINSONG 11-6128 57 117 2 134 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
PRISONER 0381 82--23165 21 6 0 134 DUNGEON CELL 77 (5795) DWES EG
WALTER EHLERS 3-6675 49 52 1 132 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
-DOC SQUEAL 98-1513 22 13 2 132 ALMOSTER II (5587) SYVYN'S HILL
-STANLEY'S MOM 98-1508 21 15 6 132 ALMOSTER II (5587) SYVYN'S HILL
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 42 92 1 131 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767 26 11 1 129 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (5725) CALEAM
DARTH SION 18-9233 44 73 1 124 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
-GODZILLA 46-3969 19 13 1 124 THE BEARS II (5588) ARDIVENT
SOVEREYN 25-4870 35 29 0 122 CHAUCERS WORDS (4917) LYRATILAN
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 61 139 1 121 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 57 143 1 121 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
RAISE THE ABYSS 41-4331 31 18 2 120 THE PLAGUE (1159) KATI-TEI
DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718 38 53 1 119 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-TYI VELWIC 56-2609 26 42 1 118 INCONSISTENT FURY (1405) ROCANIS
PILSON 21-6643 26 32 1 117 DEATH MOB 4 (5619) SUNSET
YEAR OF THE CAT 81-765 26 26 0 116 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
-CONCUSSION 8-4893 19 9 1 114 CONSANGUINEOUS (5680) ARKERS
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584 44 81 1 113 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
KNEE BREAKER 26-4770 24 27 0 113 ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654) CALEAM
BIG DADDY KANE 71-285 13 5 2 112 RAP ATTACKS (5833) KYR'TERR
-HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052 38 26 2 109 OLD SCHOOL (5128) KATI-TEI
-ENDURO 36-1931 18 10 3 107 THE FALLEN ANGELS (1704) JHANS
BALL PEIN 1-8379 23 10 4 103 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
-WASP 96-1335 16 23 3 103 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
SALLANCHE 18-8925 19 6 1 102 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
-SARLOW 32-4346 16 54 0 102 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (3776) ARVAT
DAY TURNER 40-4279 28 27 0 101 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668) ZENSU
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PURPLE KITTEN 56-4067 31 14 3 100 INCONSISTENT FURY (1405) ROCANIS
-UNDEAD PIRATE 82-11088 24 22 2 100 DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (5666) DWES EG
-KELLY 76-2277 22 16 1 100 COLORS (3468) SIMTAKKA
BART SIMPSON 19-5072 22 15 0 100 CUNNING RUNTS (5657) ZUWAYZA
-2 INAROW 82-22945 14 10 0 100 REDUX 6 (5045) DWES EG
-VINNIE THE TUSH 73-2122 10 4 1 100 MAFIA DUDES (5345) ERINIKA
-TANIA PARK 46-4117 24 27 0 99 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899) ARDIVENT
-WILD FIRE 24-4880 20 1 3 99 DISASTER (5804) ZORPUNT
IMMOLATION 99-1522 15 12 4 98 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583) SOUTH RIDGE
PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104 13 9 4 97 TO DIE FOR 2 (5780) OLD VALAMANTIS
-CYCLOPS 69-760 25 18 1 96 THE EDGE (3459) CIMMERIAC
RED DAWG 41-2689 22 16 2 96 DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595) KATI-TEI
-REXROTH 15-4957 26 15 0 93 DARK CREATION (5227) MALCORN
PRISONER R09 82--14451 16 4 1 92 DUNGEON CELL 4 (5777) DWES EG
DIRK VLUG 99-1956 14 22 4 92 MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (5702) SOUTH RIDGE
-FGC 47-6648 12 5 0 92 KAOS (5808) NORTH FORK
ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359 18 18 4 91 SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TCHACK LOY 24-4856 17 36 1 88 KRILL CAVALRY (3709) ZORPUNT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WOLFBROTHER 11-6706 43 74 2 87 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
-PSYCHIC FRIEND 3-4791 27 25 1 87 GENERATION X (5712) OSKSI
CANDY CANE 7-5973 15 10 1 85 CHURCH LADIES (5801) BONSUR
-RON TITAN 82--21149 15 30 0 85 TITANS RIP-OFF (5771) DWES EG
CLUSTER 82-28582 11 11 2 85 HALF A WORD (5818) DWES EG
STEINBACH 30-4473 60 97 0 84 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
HOFFA 60-7713 36 76 0 84 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
THE TICK 12-5659 32 29 0 84 THE CITY (4918) RIZTAB
-FARFALE 3-6871 20 3 0 84 PASTA (5807) OSKSI
CONUNDRUM 8-4892 27 18 0 83 CONSANGUINEOUS (5680) ARKERS
ALICE BLUE 96-2933 15 15 4 83 COLORS (5636) OLD VALAMANTIS
BEAVER 82--26480 14 6 0 82 ANIMAL'S FARM (5823) DWES EG
-SHY MEERKAT 11-7140 13 7 0 82 FURRY FURY (5840) ARUAK CITY
MAYHEM 98-1292 18 9 4 80 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5585) SYVYN'S HILL
YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-26471 13 10 0 80 LBA: BEATLEMANIA! (5817) DWES EG
IRON SMITH 81-997 23 14 0 79 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775 33 22 2 77 THE CITY (4918) RIZTAB
LOUD DRUNK 74-3554 33 40 1 76 PARTY GEEKS (4925) DAYLA KIV
WYRD 1-8156 31 30 1 76 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
-PO'D PANDA 81-147 26 19 2 75 FURRY FURY (5669) SHADOWSPIRE
TYEFOON TURMOIL 41-2736 16 16 1 74 THE STORM FRONT (1504) KATI-TEI
-EVE 67-736 11 18 0 74 CREATION (3548) BARIKALA
-FONZETH HILGRA 56-4120 25 10 3 73 INCONSISTENT FURY (1405) ROCANIS
FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923 19 6 0 73 IRATE FORMATIONS (5830) OSKSI
BLUE GREEN ALGAE 82-9099 4 3 0 73 SUPERIOR FORCES 5V (5759) DWES EG
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 76 121 0 72 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
HELL WEEK 3-6695 51 48 1 70 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
YELLOW JACKET 60-7627 39 79 1 70 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
VIRTUAL REALITY 3-6958 16 7 4 70 STATE OF MIND (1791) OSKSI
VAN DERMINT 1-8203 15 7 2 70 BOOZE (5845) MORDANT
ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378 28 23 0 68 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677) KATI-TEI
PRISONER B91 82--12103 12 11 2 68 DUNGEON CELL B9 (5796) DWES EG
GREASESPOT 60-5964 33 45 0 67 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
FLITCHAK 65-3365 20 21 1 66 CASTAWAYS (5749) DAL SHANG
-YELLOW DOG 14-4587 16 17 1 66 THE DOGHOUSE (4165) TOBIR
BARBARIAN 12-4783 7 35 0 66 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (5828) RIZTAB
FSSTIS KACHIEU 65-3370 32 38 1 65 CASTAWAYS (5749) DAL SHANG
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 46 125 2 64 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
PREDNIZONE 43-4298 26 40 0 64 MEDS (4924) VEASTIAN
FELAWESHIPE 25-4968 26 22 0 62 CHAUCERS WORDS (4917) LYRATILAN
-BALZEC 56-4123 21 11 3 62 INCONSISTENT FURY (1405) ROCANIS
DELIA'S GONE 11-6707 28 89 0 61 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
WEE BEASTIE 81-864 23 21 1 61 UNHOLY KNIGHTS (5738) SHADOWSPIRE
-ADAM + EVE 84-6331 7 2 0 59 AFTERMATH! (5671) BLACKSTONE
WEBBED BEAUS 82--29078 10 7 1 58 DATING A FROG (5821) DWES EG
-CRAZED 35-3078 21 13 1 57 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
RIRORNI BOLOGNESE 98-1913 11 0 3 57 SHEWISH PICNIC (5847) SYVYN'S HILL
-GORM HOLLIS 36-7384 17 12 1 56 MIDDLE WAY 17 (5829) JHANS
-HOOFA 68-8617 6 5 0 56 ALMOST (3454) FIREHOLD
-SILVER SMURFER 21-6811 17 8 0 55 BEN'S BAZAAR (5839) SUNSET
MISSION VAO 18-8891 47 95 1 53 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
HK-47 18-8584 51 95 1 52 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430 30 24 3 51 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MISS SCARLET 25-5413 30 45 1 51 GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653) LYRATILAN
-EDDIE INCHER 36-7375 15 20 0 50 MIDDLE WAY 17 (5829) JHANS
FROO-FROO 18-9589 23 13 3 49 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-AIRSLICER DAN 56-4093 21 21 2 49 INCONSISTENT FURY (1405) ROCANIS
ST JOHN KITTEN 81-840 27 21 1 48 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
-LIP GLOSS 9-5416 12 5 1 48 HOT STUFF (5831) ZUKAL
-VYNMORGATH 47-6646 11 1 0 47 KAOS (5808) NORTH FORK
-TEMPEST 59-1350 11 15 1 46 RAP ATTACKS (5837) ILLIS
PENICILLEN 43-4299 37 29 1 45 MEDS (4924) VEASTIAN
-BELISARIUS 84-4483 34 31 5 44 DISPOSABLE HEROES (5663) BLACKSTONE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TREESTUMP 11-6369 42 114 1 43 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
GUT BUSTER 26-4750 29 30 2 43 ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654) CALEAM
WALK THE LINE 11-6708 28 89 0 41 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
GAMMA 21-6618 32 32 1 38 DEATH MOB 4 (5619) SUNSET
SQUYER 25-4871 20 44 0 37 CHAUCERS WORDS (4917) LYRATILAN
-RIA ROSEDANCER 56-4112 21 18 2 36 INCONSISTENT FURY (1405) ROCANIS
-PLATINUM BLONDE 38-1731 20 31 2 32 TEAM TRIANGLE (1008) CLIFFHOME
COL. MUSTARD 25-5411 16 51 0 30 GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653) LYRATILAN
-CATNIP BASTARD 99-2320 8 2 4 30 KILL THEM ALL! M2 (5850) SOUTH RIDGE
-FAUREON 82--25726 9 2 0 29 WATCHER (5843) DWES EG
MASTINA 99-2481 8 3 5 28 OF WOLF & MAN 2 (5851) SOUTH RIDGE
-OPRAHWINDFURY 99-2296 7 3 3 27 STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (5849) SOUTH RIDGE
-GREEN SLIME 82--25915 8 1 0 25 YUCK! II (5844) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
JUMPIN' 11-6704 43 74 3 SCARLET KNIGHTS I 4866 MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013 625
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
We are not here. The appearance that we might be here is an illusion. Wins over us
are nothing but a mirage. Skills learned from us will turn hollow and blow away when
you leave the arena. We are not here. -- Eddie Incher and Gorm Hollis
Uh huh. Good try.
Otis -- *sigh* Well... you sliced an artery. Sorry for such a short fight, and for
spraying blood on your outfit. -- Crooked Hoof
Uncle Feisty -- Do you always fall down when struck on the elbow? -- Rem
Rainsong -- I keep TELLING my manager to change my train. You should tell yours,
too. -- Sandman
Flesh Flayer -- That was unexpected. Guess I didn't get enough sleep the night
before. -- Hummingbird
Prisoner 0381 -- I hate short people. -- Sleepwalker
Portly Nepotist -- I wouldn't call you portly. You're kinda cute, for a human. --
Flitchak
Squyer -- Square? Squier? -- Fsstis Kachieu
26 July 2010
Some managers have attempted to send personals and columns to hal, and hal has
been refusing to acknowledge their content. I don't know what hal's problem is,
specifically, but for best success, send PLAIN TEXT (dot txt) in the body of the
email. Not attachments. Thank you. -- the Editor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GILDED MURDERER was devastated by FLABBY-O in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ONE-TRICK PONY overcame LORD TAYLOR in a popular 5 minute Challenge match.
PRODIGAL SON was vanquished by MORLENA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HOT TOMATO overpowered FIBULARIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KRAMER outwaited PEA POD in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge fight.
TOE PUPPET beat NORMAN BATES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SHADOW OUT OF TIME overpowered BOB LE CANADIEN in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CONSTERNATION won victory over CALYX in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
TENACIOUS won victory over KORLAC in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
MARY KAY overpowered IPECAC in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FRANKENBUTT subdued CREATOR RUSH in a 2 minute Challenge match.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX devastated GUNS OF BRIXTON in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
DEAD OF WINTER was savagely defeated by PUTRID KOALA in a 8 minute Challenge brawl.
SHOTGUN GANDHI was handily defeated by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
WRATH unbelievably bested PETE MOSS in a action packed 5 minute brutal Challenge duel.
SUDSY DEODORANT devastated YEAR OF THE CAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
KYRA overpowered FOUR OF SPADES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FEAR OF THE DARK was beaten by SLAP HAPPY in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
SEGAL was overpowered by DEATH'S DOORMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HEART BREAKER was beaten by JUMPINJACK FLASH in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
DELAWARE RUN overpowered DRUNK DENNIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
SANDMAN was devastated by A BETTER MOUSETRAP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RAGING FIRE was savagely defeated by SUPER SENIOR in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BALL PEIN was vanquished by WEE MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RAISE THE ABYSS subdued KNEE BREAKER in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
COLOROUTOFSPACE vanquished TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
WHITE FLAME overpowered DIMAGGIO in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
BART SIMPSON overpowered STEINBACH in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TYEFOON TURMOIL viciously subdued FLITCHAK in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
CONUNDRUM overpowered PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 6 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VIRTUAL REALITY was beaten by THE TICK in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fray.
FURIOUS GORGE unbelievably bested GREASESPOT in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
PORTLY NEPOTIST subdued WOLFBROTHER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
GUT BUSTER viciously subdued COL. MUSTARD in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight.
CANDY CANE was overcome by RED DAWG in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge match.
ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE overpowered ROBERT DUNLAP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WYRD was handily defeated by SALLANCHE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FROO-FROO was vanquished by LOUD DRUNK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FLEA FLICKER demolished ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
MADONNA devastated EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
GOLDILOCKS viciously subdued THREE BLIND WEISS in a crowd pleasing 10 minute fight.
SAM was handily defeated by OTIS in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched melee.
AUJARD defeated DEATH MAGE in a 1 minute battle.
REM was luckily beaten by SHARD OF STONE in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
THE BIG CAT was overcome by MAGGIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE won victory over VORG in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
KATE BUSH narrowly defeated WEYLUND in a 2 minute battle.
CRAZY FINGERS demolished THE NOTHING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
TOMATO ION devastated PREATORIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SCRAPPLE was savagely defeated by ROY BENAVIDEZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
MANUEL PEREZ devastated MANUTE BOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
DINAH MIGHT overpowered NEOPHYTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
CAT IN THE HAT was savagely defeated by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 3 minute fight.
THAT GUY slimly won victory over LAPTOP DANCE in a exciting 5 minute bout.
SCREAMING EAGLE defeated CROOKED HOOF in a exciting 1 minute duel.
CANDIRU handily defeated CHOWDER RISK in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
KNOTHANDLER beat HARLEY THE CADAVER in a 2 minute struggle.
DONAHAR was defeated by BILGE RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
A. MONK, P.I. demolished SHARK BAIT! in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MARK OF THE BEAST was beaten by DINGO in a popular 3 minute fight.
ARTHUR BEYER overpowered COYOTE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
WHITE THUNDER was overpowered by SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FURIOUS FOX was overpowered by STRONGBOW in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
POOP DECK GUY was vanquished by HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THOTH was overpowered by SOFT 'N CHEWY in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
WILLIS was savagely defeated by WIPEY in a crowd pleasing 11 minute gruesome fight.
ETERNAL D.J. slimly won victory over BLYZZ ARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BLOWN AWAY demolished BIGGLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
HAPPY APPLE was overpowered by GLITTER MARKS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
INCISOR was handily defeated by PRISONER 0069 in a 1 minute mismatched match.
P53 subdued NOT ADULT DIAPERS in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
BLOOD PIE was overcome by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a action packed 1 minute match.
LEMON DROP was handily defeated by MR. STREPTOCOCCUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEER GOGGLES was devastated by THOMAS FOWLER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
CRAZED GOBLIN demolished MANIC MOTTO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BOBS AND DOGS defeated SOLSBURY HILL in a action packed 4 minute match.
UNCLE FEISTY was narrowly defeated by MANDORALLEN in a popular 3 minute contest.
MAXIMUM EFFORT executed JUMPIN' in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BARRY was handily defeated by 5 GOT PICKED in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven match.
JAMES DOOLITTLE was demolished by GHETTO DEFENDANT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DORIE MILLER overpowered UH-OH in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched fight.
MARV overpowered CATATONIC in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
GAFF overpowered CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
DAYDREAM BELIEVER bested SKYWISE in a popular 1 minute melee.
MOD COD won victory over LEO POWERS in a popular 1 minute struggle.
RAINSONG was defeated by UP FROM THE SEA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
HONEY demolished JUNGLE JUICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
STRATEGERY vanquished DRY KEG in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BILLY MITCHELL handily defeated BELOW XEROE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLEEPS ALL DAY overpowered SOVEREYN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK handily defeated HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ viciously subdued BIG DADDY KANE in a exciting 2 minute battle.
FLESH FLAYER savagely defeated GOT NO BRAIN in a action packed 4 minute contest.
JOLEE BINDO overpowered WARHEAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER 0381 overpowered PILSON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SANDMAN handily defeated EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
SLEEPWALKER vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DARTH SION was demolished by HUMMINGBIRD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
JANIE JONES won victory over WALTER EHLERS in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM devastated FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER 0227 vanquished IMMOLATION in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
DAY TURNER devastated WALL OF GLASS in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
IRON SMITH was subdued by DIRK VLUG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
BARBARIAN devastated TREESTUMP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
BEAVER devastated WEE BEASTIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PRISONER R09 demolished YELLOW JACKET in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
PRISONER B91 won victory over ST JOHN KITTEN in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
CHAINSAW VIGILANTE demolished WEBBED BEAUS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HELL WEEK demolished PENICILLEN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WALK THE LINE was demolished by YELLOW SUBMARINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DELIA'S GONE was savagely defeated by MAYHEM in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
ALICE BLUE bested MISSION VAO in a 2 minute battle.
MOIST TOWELETTE was luckily beaten by FSSTIS KACHIEU in a 1 minute battle.
HK-47 was handily defeated by BLUE GREEN ALGAE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PREDNIZONE overpowered MASTINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
CLUSTER overpowered SQUYER in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
RIRORNI BOLOGNESE demolished GAMMA in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
VAN DERMINT demolished MISS SCARLET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
HOFFA overpowered FELAWESHIPE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 61 PARRY-RIPOSTE 60 - 47 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 49 AIMED BLOW 290 - 246 - 3 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 23 LUNGING ATTACK 353 - 305 - 4 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 22 WALL OF STEEL 128 - 116 - 3 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 20 TOTAL PARRY 141 - 129 - 2 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 15 PARRY-STRIKE 55 - 55 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 15 PARRY-LUNGE 89 - 100 - 2 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 STRIKING ATTACK 106 - 137 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 SLASHING ATTACK 69 - 104 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 8 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 101 - 2 35 |
Turn 625 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 12 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 8 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 12 - 8 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 1 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 26 - 23 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 15 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 29 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 8 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW FLEA FLICKER 97-3087 34 9 5 341 BLOODY SUNDAYS (5640)
LUNGING ATTACK MORLENA 56-2163 58 50 1 331 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)
STRIKING ATTACK YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 124 97 2 276 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
TOTAL PARRY GOLDILOCKS 69-6564 58 40 0 256 THE BEARS II (3305)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TOE PUPPET 18-9544 47 30 0 255 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK FLABBY-O 82-30720 71 39 1 244 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)
PARRY-STRIKE KATE BUSH 18-1413 118 73 0 239 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 74 72 0 227 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)
PARRY-LUNGE CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 98 56 2 224 THE WARLOCKS (5120)
BASHING ATTACK BLYZZ ARD 41-1859 28 25 5 196 THE STORM FRONT (1504)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was LORD TAYLOR 74-3731. The ten other most popular fighters were PETE MOSS 19-4968,
GOLDILOCKS 69-6564, PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808, PUTRID KOALA 62-96, HEART BREAKER
26-4752, JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143, LAPTOP DANCE 82-20411, MAYHEM 98-1292, GREASESPOT
60-5964, and GUT BUSTER 26-4750.
The least popular fighter this week was GAMMA 21-6618. The other ten least popular
fighters were HK-47 18-8584, PENICILLEN 43-4299, WEE BEASTIE 81-864, HERSHEL WILLIAMS
26-4767, SOVEREYN 25-4870, DRY KEG 33-6679, THOTH 3-1473, WHITE THUNDER 4-6040,
COYOTE 60-7626, and SHARK BAIT! 82-24424.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 6 0 LAPUR(29) 0 2 0 ARADI(60) 3 4 0
OSKSI(3) 7 8 0 IAYE(30) 4 3 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 1 0
JHELUM(4) 2 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 4 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 3 0 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 8 6 0 SENTERN(70) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 3 10 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 3 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 4 2 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 6 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 26 13 1
TALCAMA(18) 9 6 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 2 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 3 2 0
SUNSET(21) 1 4 0 TRICORUS(51) 3 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 3 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 2 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 5 0 KHALANI(55) 2 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 3 0
CALEAM(26) 3 3 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE NOTHING 1-3297 81 107 1 200 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
OTIS 3-6501 69 60 5 224 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 74 72 0 227 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 92 71 0 198 BIG HEROES (5060) KALTOS
TENACIOUS 7-5337 108 49 1 205 BATHTUB ARMADA (4671) BONSUR
AUJARD 8-4639 51 40 0 240 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
INCISOR 9-5185 48 47 1 190 FANGS (5444) ZUKAL
STRONGBOW 11-5686 70 122 0 209 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
BARRY 12-5663 40 32 0 188 THE CITY (4918) RIZTAB
JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143 22 8 0 203 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (5302) DULLENS
SEGAL 14-3779 30 22 0 145 THE SEALS (2550) TOBIR
DINAH MIGHT 18-9229 42 30 2 291 FUNKY FOLK (5541) TALCAMA
PETE MOSS 19-4968 36 25 2 204 FUNKY FOLK (5272) ZUWAYZA
KORLAC 21-6574 38 30 1 206 DEATH MOB 4 (5619) SUNSET
MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759 56 26 1 236 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535) ZORPUNT
SOVEREYN 25-4870 35 29 0 122 CHAUCERS WORDS (4917) LYRATILAN
ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648 52 42 1 205 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437) CALEAM
RAGING FIRE 29-4407 26 16 3 137 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 98 56 2 224 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
HOT TOMATO 33-6305 47 40 0 224 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
DINGO 35-3716 39 18 1 200 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
KYRA 36-7316 26 3 1 175 BABES (3876) JHANS
DAY TURNER 40-4279 28 27 0 101 MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668) ZENSU
SHADOW OUT OF TIME 41-1622 37 25 1 229 THE PLAGUE (1159) KATI-TEI
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 98 83 4 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472 54 36 0 195 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463) VEASTIAN
IPECAC 45-3625 38 36 0 192 EMETICS (5033) STORMCROWE
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 46 125 2 64 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
KRAMER 47-5191 84 44 0 343 SECOND BANANAS (5337) NORTH FORK
HOFFA 49-3185 109 196 0 201 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
BILGE RAT 51-5334 40 27 1 193 SEA DOGS (5590) TRICORUS
BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632 52 44 0 194 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
MAGGIE 55-637 65 74 1 209 THE SIMPSONS (1153) KHALANI
MORLENA 56-2163 58 50 1 331 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098) ROCANIS
MADONNA 60-7780 65 48 4 270 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 124 97 2 276 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
DIMAGGIO 63-2705 26 16 0 139 1949 YANKEES (5620) AMEN-TEI
FLITCHAK 65-3365 20 21 1 66 CASTAWAYS (5749) DAL SHANG
SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374 46 36 0 210 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560) TARRGIR
GOLDILOCKS 69-6564 58 40 0 256 THE BEARS II (3305) CIMMERIAC
SAM 70-466 51 31 1 192 CHEERS (3979) SENTERN
BIG DADDY KANE 71-285 13 5 2 112 RAP ATTACKS (5833) KYR'TERR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARY KAY 74-2779 35 26 1 213 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
THE BIG CAT 81-75 45 38 0 192 LA PENTARCHIE (5519) SHADOWSPIRE
FLABBY-O 82-30720 71 39 1 244 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279) DWES EG
CREATOR RUSH 84-5327 27 12 3 186 101308B (5724) BLACKSTONE
P53 96-2409 23 21 5 209 SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
FLEA FLICKER 97-3087 34 9 5 341 BLOODY SUNDAYS (5640) SHADOW GROVE
GILDED MURDERER 98-1679 19 18 5 198 THE HUNTED F9 (5700) SYVYN'S HILL
NORMAN BATES 99-2102 26 11 4 199 DERANGED! (5704) SOUTH RIDGE