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Date   : 08/10/2010    Duedate: 08/23/2010

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-626

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-SISTERHOOD 84/5756      7    1  0 87.5      TRIBUTE! 82/5855                      
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/5848                      YUCK! II 82/5844                      
  2 SUMMERBORN 81/5853     20    8  0 71.4    7 KAOS 82/5443          136   99  2 57.9
  3 042909A 2/5852        378  213  3 64.0      FURRY FURY 81/5669                    
    STUPID NAMES 82/5793                      8-BLOOD SUCKERS 5/5806  113   85  2 57.1
    KILL THEM ALL! M2 99/5850                 9 COLORS 96/5636        726  552  8 56.8
    DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/5316                   ANIMAL'S FARM 82/5823                 
    072905R 41/5256                             4-LETTER ERRORS 82/5611               
    4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS 82/5693                  SESAME STAPH 82/5600                  
    COOL NAMES 3 82/5737                        FUNDIES 82/5601                       
    ARMED & GREGARIOUS 11/5646                  LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! 82/5817            
    IRATE FORMATIONS 3/5830                     UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/5309              
    101308B 84/5724                             STUFF MARK SAYS 82/5610               
    TO DIE FOR 2 96/5780                        CYBERTEASE 82/5598                    
    040908F 82/5719                             STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    COOL NAMES 4 82/5679                        OOH HAA HAA 82/5599                   
    WASTELAND 18/1887                           LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/5596                
    THE HUNTED F9 98/5700                       TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/5585                
    040908D 82/5655                             THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
    BIG HEROES 5/5060                           DATING A FROG 82/5821                 
    071406C 24/5404                             D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 66/5560             
    SOFT DRINKS 82/5769                         HALF A WORD 82/5818                   
    011808O 82/5856                             WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315                
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       STREET PIZZA 18/786                   
  4 GOD 82/5667           818  529  7 60.7      TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583                
    BAG OF TRICKS 82/5632                       WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314                
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                   10-DIVINE HERIT 33/5846  130  103  3 55.8
    PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/5302              11 OF WOLF & MA 99/5851  264  219  1 54.7
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                  12-CAPITAL CART 81/5842   12   10  1 54.5
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                    13 PYROMANIA 82/5785     101   91  1 52.6
    BLOODY SUNDAYS 97/5640                      RAP ATTACKS 71/5833                   
    CLASSIC HITS 82/5652                        STATE OF MIND 3/1791                  
    BOOMERISMS 96/5637                          PYROMANIA 52/5742                     
    CONSANGUINEOUS 8/5680                       DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1595                
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        PURPLE/HAZE 9/5841                    
    COLLUSION 97/5527                        14-VALLEY OF KING 3/211   11   10  0 52.4
    STUPID WOW NAMES 2 99/5849               15 CHEERS 70/3979        266  244  4 52.2
  5 BOOZE 1/5845         3586 2379 70 60.1      THE SIMPSONS 55/1153                  
    DISASTER 24/5804                            BLOOD MASTERS 97/5639                 
    CHURCH LADIES 7/5801                        KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/1098            
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           DEATH MOB 62/1467                     
    BABES 36/3876                               DEATH MOB 4 21/5619                   
    CORPS 74/3405                            16 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119   1125 1046 12 51.8
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    F BALLS 4/5204                              THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    PASTA 3/5807                             17 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  820  764  5 51.8
    HOT STUFF 9/5831                            BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                          LA PENTARCHIE 81/5519                 
    THE SEALS 14/2550                        18 SEA DOGS 1/5428       208  197  1 51.4
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          SHEWISH PICNIC 98/5847                
    1949 YANKEES 63/5620                        DUNGEON CELL 4 82/5777                
  6 WATCHER 82/5843      1879 1332 23 58.5      DUNGEON CELL 45 82/5764               

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    SEA DOGS 21/5474                            MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649             
    DUNGEON CELL B9 82/5796                     MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406            
    DUNGEON CELL 77 82/5795                     MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407            
    DUNGEON CELL 14 82/5576                     MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/5668             
    SEA DOGS 51/5590                            MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/5677             
 19 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1861 1807 24 50.7      MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/5702             
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
 20 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  899  878 12 50.6   26 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  776  905  9 46.2
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5V 82/5759               27 RHYME TYME 55/1881    101  125  0 44.7
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/5828                 THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
    SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419             28-THE FALLEN A 36/1704    3    4  0 42.9
    SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 96/5525             29 RADIO CLASH 41/5578   135  185  2 42.2
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168               30 GREATS OF TR 75/5797   27   40  0 40.3
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  LORDS OF VIRTUE 74/5857               
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411               31 REDHORSE 56/3727      494  742  2 40.0
    SUPE FORCES B608B 98/5586                   DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
 21-TITANS RIP-O 82/5771   15   15  0 50.0      CASTAWAYS 65/5749                     
 22 DEATH BY MON 82/5854  161  164  0 49.5   32 UNHOLY KNIGH 81/5738    9   14  0 39.1
 23 FANTASIA 1/4914      1834 1970 19 48.2   33 MEDS 43/4924          219  411  3 34.8
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                   
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     PARTY GEEKS 74/4925                   
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         THE CITY 12/4918                      
    DERANGED! 99/5704                           EMETICS 45/5033                       
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917                
 24-THE PLAGUE 41/1159     65   71  1 47.8   34 STORIES 49/2835      1064 2036 17 34.3
    RAISING R'LYEH 51/5532                      BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
 25 FANGS 9/5444         1908 2096 15 47.7   35-MIDDLE WAY 1 36/5829  759 1473  6 34.0
    MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/5725                36 GENERATION X 3/5712    33   68  2 32.7
    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                    THE STORM FRONT 41/1504               
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 37 CUNNING RUNT 19/5657   17   38  0 30.9
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                   ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/5654                 
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                38 ELFQUEST 11/4928      599 1358  8 30.6
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                        STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                   SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535                   RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                       39 GOTTA GET A  25/5653   13   31  0 29.5

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, Citizens!

     I'm sorry to say there was one death on the sands this cycle.  MARK OF THE BEAST
(1-2887) (65-67-0,192) of THE REVELATION fought JAMES DOOLITTLE (41-4237) (51-43-
1,174) of MEDAL OF HONOR 26.  MARK OF THE BEAST was butchered by JAMES DOOLITTLE in a
1 minute mismatched conflict.  Somehow I would have expected James Dolittle to have a
little more consideration for beasts?  But it seems that job falls to me.  Ah well.
I have sent my friend Sheffy Mogswater over to the Revelation guildhouse to cheer up
Mark with his stunning repertoire of birdsongs, market vendor calls, and the various
noises made by farm animals.  A good time should be had by all, I'm sure!

There were three Tournament Victor challenges this cycle:
     * SHOTGUN GANDHI (11-6760) (20-5-0,197) of ARMED & GREGARIOUS TV challenged
YELLOWJACKET (62-3345) (124-97-2,276) of COMIC BOOK HEROS.  SHOTGUN GANDHI was
devastated by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Heh.  It was quite a brave
challenge, but the outcome, I'm afraid, was far from unexpected.
     * MASTINA (99-2481) (8-3-5,28) of OF WOLF & MAN 2 TV challenged WALL OF GLASS
(11-5534) (76-121-0,72) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  MASTINA savagely defeated WALL OF
GLASS in an exciting 8 minute gory Challenge melee.  That was a bit more predictable,
you know?  Although I still put down a little money on Wall of Glass.
     * RIRORNI BOLOGNESE (98-1913) (11-0-3,57) of SHEWISH PICNIC TV challenged
DELIA'S GONE (11-6707) (28-89-0,61) of ELFQUEST.  RIRORNI BOLOGNESE viciously subdued
DELIA'S GONE in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.  Again, fairly predictable.

     Well, an ambitious young warrior challenged for the Title!  SPUD (33-5159) (62-
27-0,286) of VEGGIES challenged FLEA FLICKER (97-3087) (34-9-5,341) of BLOODY
SUNDAYS.  SPUD was overpowered by FLEA FLICKER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge
Title brawl.  I have to say, I'm a bit disappointed.  Flea Flicker does NOT write
columns!  Please, somebody, challenge him, win, and write something!
     This was a longish fight and quite a good one!  KRAMER (47-5191) (84-44-0,343)
of SECOND BANANAS challenged MADONNA (60-7780) (65-48-4,270) of THINGS ILL NEVER GET.
KRAMER outlasted MADONNA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge match.  Or... you
know... he would have outlasted her, if she weren't one of those things one never
will get.  Perhaps he outlasted a picture of Madonna?  She is this turn's most
popular warrior.  Because of the "outlasted" part, I suppose.
     This was another really good (and long) fight.  WRATH (82-35095) (53-29-0,214)
of GOD challenged FLAGPOLE PANTIES (3-5968) (75-52-1,219) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.
WRATH unbelievably bested FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a popular 8 minute Challenge duel.  I
have to say, I was rooting for Miss Panties all the way.

     Our Overall Popularity Leader is still Mod Cod.  *stifles a yawn*  That's nice,
I'm sure.  But he's a bit fishy for me, I think.
     Center for Olds were avoided by Corps.  Good, good.  Our most challenged warrior
this cycle is Got No Brain.  BART SIMPSON (19-5072) (22-15-0,100) of CUNNING RUNTS
challenged GOT NO BRAIN (3-3617) (25-15-0,146) of STATE OF MIND.  BART SIMPSON was
overpowered by GOT NO BRAIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  Rather well done,
eh?

     And that concludes our spyreport for this cycle.  I shall see you all in two
weeks, if not sooner.  Cheerio!

           Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        35   9  5  372  BLOODY SUNDAYS (5640)      SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KRAMER 47-5191              85  44  0  360  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 MORLENA 56-2163             59  50  1  338  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       125  97  2  296  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
-DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         42  30  2  291  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          59  40  0  266  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           72  39  1  255  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
-FOOT BALL 4-6305            42  21  1  252  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 KATE BUSH 18-1413          119  73  0  250  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        57  26  1  249  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717    44  18  0  247  BAG OF TRICKS (5632)       DWES EG
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        80  35  3  242  072905R (5256)             KATI-TEI
 THAT GUY 97-2120            60  30  3  241  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (5316)   SHADOW GROVE
 ROY BENAVIDEZ 82-18426      58  70  1  238  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 CANDIRU 18-9624             36  10  0  238  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 SHARD OF STONE 82--19921    28  13  0  237  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       99  56  2  236  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       90  69  1  236  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WRATH 82--30441             54  29  0  234  GOD (5667)                 DWES EG
 INCISOR 9-5185              49  47  1  233  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143    23   8  0  231  PERFECTION QUEST 13 (5302) DULLENS
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   75  72  0  230  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
-SHADOW OUT OF TIME 41-1622  37  25  1  229  THE PLAGUE (1159)          KATI-TEI
 CONSTERNATION 8-4896        35   5  1  229  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 WIPEY 82-12634              22  12  0  229  UNJUSTLY RENAMED (5309)    DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          68  57  2  228  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 MAGGIE 55-637               66  74  1  225  THE SIMPSONS (1153)        KHALANI
 MARV 82--24112              26   6  0  224  4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (5693)  DWES EG
 PEA POD 33-7338             40  27  0  222  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051      126 110  2  221  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         43  27  3  221  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         77  55  1  218  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 REM 74-2853                 69  62  0  218  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         52  50  2  215  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 KNOTHANDLER 21-6555         46  24  2  214  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         91  42  0  212  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        53  42  1  212  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 CREATOR RUSH 84-5327        28  12  3  212  101308B (5724)             BLACKSTONE
 HOFFA 49-3185              110 196  0  211  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     53  44  0  211  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          66  63  1  210  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     52  43  2  210  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       46  37  0  210  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 KORLAC 21-6574              39  30  1  210  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         87  14  1  209  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          53  42  0  209  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          47  41  0  209  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOT ADULT DIAPERS 82-26502  24  12  1  209  FUNDIES (5601)             DWES EG
 MADONNA 60-7780             65  49  4  208  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
-A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       61  39  0  208  071406C (5404)             ZORPUNT
 GHETTO DEFENDANT 41-4351    38  34  3  207  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 NORMAN BATES 99-2102        27  11  4  207  DERANGED! (5704)           SOUTH RIDGE
 SAM 70-466                  52  31  1  206  CHEERS (3979)              SENTERN
 AUJARD 8-4639               51  41  0  205  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 VORG 21-6576                41  28  1  205  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     75  53  1  204  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 OTIS 3-6501                 69  61  5  204  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            57  49  3  204  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
-PETE MOSS 19-4968           36  25  2  204  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 MOD COD 55-2638            143 147  3  203  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      58  47  0  203  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           46  38  0  203  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 CALYX 30-4151               57  68  2  202  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 DAYDREAM BELIEVER 82-31100  30  13  1  202  CLASSIC HITS (5652)        DWES EG
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            65  27  1  201  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 MARY KAY 74-2779            35  27  1  201  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 GAFF 82--30597              25  11  1  201  4-LETTER ERRORS (5611)     DWES EG
 MANDORALLEN 56-2288         51  45  1  200  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
-DINGO 35-3716               39  18  1  200  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 LEO POWERS 43-4599          35  25  0  200  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   98  84  4  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WEYLUND 82-3660             68  98  1  198  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961   31  16  5  198  BOOMERISMS (5637)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      86  61  1  197  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 SPUD 33-5159                62  28  0  197  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 TOMATO ION 82--9898         31  20  0  197  040908D (5655)             DWES EG
 WILLIS 97-3065              29  20  3  197  BLOOD MASTERS (5639)       SHADOW GROVE
 GILDED MURDERER 98-1679     19  19  5  197  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL
-COLON CONVOY 18-9115        78  48  0  196  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  54  95  3  196  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           40  28  1  196  SEA DOGS (5590)            TRICORUS
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013     30  38  1  196  SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (5168)  DWES EG
 BLYZZ ARD 41-1859           28  26  5  196  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 BOBS AND DOGS 82--9551      28  18  0  196  SOFT DRINKS (5769)         DWES EG
 SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760      20   6  0  196  ARMED & GREGARIOUS (5646)  ARUAK CITY
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           70 123  0  195  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     60  73  3  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 A BETTER MOUSETRAP 18-5054  33  27  1  195  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 DEATH MAGE 62-2115          31  45  1  195  DEATH MOB (1467)           VALAMANTIS
 MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366  24  10  0  195  SESAME STAPH (5600)        DWES EG
 LAPTOP DANCE 82-20411       22  16  0  195  CYBERTEASE (5598)          DWES EG
-DEAD OF WINTER 41-970       48  41  2  194  THE PLAGUE (1159)          KATI-TEI
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544          47  31  0  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HEART BREAKER 26-4752       32  29  1  194  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
-NIKITA 36-6639              26  17  1  194  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       54  37  0  193  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 SCREAMING EAGLE 4-6498      32  23  1  193  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 STRATEGERY 82-18418         28  10  1  193  STUPID NAMES (5793)        DWES EG
 TENACIOUS 7-5337           108  50  1  192  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       40  58  6  192  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-PHLASH PHLUDD 41-1077       33  38  0  191  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 WHITE FLAME 52-1807         27  31  1  191  PYROMANIA (5742)           FRATSFA
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819        41  52  1  190  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 IPECAC 45-3625              38  37  0  190  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 PRISONER 0069 82-31419      35  39  0  190  DUNGEON CELL 14 (5576)     DWES EG
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           92  72  0  189  BIG HEROES (5060)          KALTOS
 POOP DECK GUY 1-8274        38  17  2  189  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 FURIOUS FOX 81-143          36  24  1  189  FURRY FURY (5669)          SHADOWSPIRE
-THOTH 3-1473                29  26  2  189  VALLEY OF KINGS (211)      OSKSI
 P53 96-2409                 23  22  5  187  SUPERIOR FORCES BG08 (5525 OLD VALAMANTIS
 SKYWISE 11-5687             74 122  1  185  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     51  75  2  185  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 BARRY 12-5663               40  33  0  184  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            76  55  1  183  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          44  56  1  183  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 GUNS OF BRIXTON 41-4348     31  41  1  183  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          81 108  1  182  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        75  89  1  182  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 DONAHAR 24-3006             63  89  2  182  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          49  38  3  181  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    48  56  1  181  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     71 112  2  178  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           52  54  5  177  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 UNCLE FEISTY 82--9884       27  14  0  177  040908F (5719)             DWES EG
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      48  55  1  176  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    65  68  0  175  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
-KYRA 36-7316                26   3  1  175  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SHARK BAIT! 82-24424        20  17  1  175  OOH HAA HAA (5599)         DWES EG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         47  50  1  174  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MANIC MOTTO 82--13880       30  23  0  174  COOL NAMES 4 (5679)        DWES EG
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         58  84  1  173  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 COYOTE 60-7626              54  65  2  173  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 BIGGLES 60-6032             43  58  0  173  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 BELOW XEROE 41-1513         31  30  3  172  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040        24  15  0  172  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  48  76  2  171  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751        32  26  1  171  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
-DEATH'S DOORMAN 41-1953     25  20  3  171  THE PLAGUE (1159)          KATI-TEI
 SANDMAN 97-2610             40  32  4  170  COLLUSION (5527)           SHADOW GROVE
 PREATORIAN 56-4005          42  39  1  168  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      42  28  2  164  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PRISONER 0381 82--23165     22   6  0  164  DUNGEON CELL 77 (5795)     DWES EG
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  55  71  2  163  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CHOWDER RISK 82--17784      18   8  1  163  COOL NAMES 3 (5737)        DWES EG
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         73  96  0  160  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
-PHANTASMAL 84-10204         21   2  0  158  SISTERHOOD (5756)          BLACKSTONE
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          35  65  0  157  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             43  75  3  156  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-FEAR OF THE DARK 51-5375    24  22  1  156  RAISING R'LYEH (5532)      TRICORUS
 PRISONER 0227 82--29173     14   8  1  154  DUNGEON CELL 45 (5764)     DWES EG
 HONEY 11-6368               57 100  2  151  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          29  27  0  151  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINT 82-16584  22  18  0  150  LBA:ELVIS FANS (5596)      DWES EG
 UH-OH 82--31833             20  13  1  150  STUFF MARK SAYS (5610)     DWES EG
 SUPER SENIOR 3-4728         30  28  4  149  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 GOT NO BRAIN 3-3617         26  15  0  148  STATE OF MIND (1791)       OSKSI
 DIMAGGIO 63-2705            27  16  0  146  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 JANIE JONES 41-4349         33  39  0  145  RADIO CLASH (5578)         KATI-TEI
-SEGAL 14-3779               30  22  0  145  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         27  16  3  145  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 WARHEAD 82-13913            24   9  0  145  PYROMANIA (5785)           DWES EG
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767    27  11  1  144  MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (5725)   CALEAM
-COLOROUTOFSPACE 51-5383     26  25  5  143  RAISING R'LYEH (5532)      TRICORUS
-UP FROM THE SEA 51-5431     22  10  0  142  RAISING R'LYEH (5532)      TRICORUS
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        49  53  1  141  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SANDMAN 74-2896             43  76  3  137  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 PILSON 21-6643              27  32  1  137  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
 DRY KEG 33-6679             36  64  1  134  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         39  53  1  128  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WEE MAN 19-5071             24  33  0  127  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     57 144  1  126  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        52  44  4  126  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BIG DADDY KANE 71-285       14   5  2  125  RAP ATTACKS (5833)         KYR'TERR
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            35  30  0  124  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104     14   9  4  124  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
-RAISE THE ABYSS 41-4331     31  18  2  120  THE PLAGUE (1159)          KATI-TEI
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359  19  18  4  119  SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
 KNEE BREAKER 26-4770        24  28  0  117  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   61 140  1  116  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 BALL PEIN 1-8379            24  10  4  116  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         42  93  1  115  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 RAINSONG 11-6128            57 118  2  114  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-CONCUSSION 8-4893           19   9  1  114  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   44  82  1  108  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-ENDURO 36-1931              18  10  3  107  THE FALLEN ANGELS (1704)   JHANS
 YEAR OF THE CAT 81-765      26  27  0  106  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
-YALO TACTSIE 63-2750        21  40  0  103  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
-SALLANCHE 18-8925           19   6  1  102  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
-SARLOW 32-4346              16  54  0  102  FISHERMAN'S WHARF (3776)   ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BART SIMPSON 19-5072        22  16  0  100  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 IMMOLATION 99-1522          16  12  4  100  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
-WILD FIRE 24-4880           20   1  3   99  DISASTER (5804)            ZORPUNT
 STEINBACH 30-4473           61  97  0   97  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 DARTH SION 18-9233          44  74  1   97  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 GREASESPOT 60-5964          34  45  0   97  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
-AVERAGE JOE 81-887          26  18  1   97  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 CLUSTER 82-28582            12  11  2   97  HALF A WORD (5818)         DWES EG
-ABELINDA CHASE 56-4105      20  36  0   96  MIDDLE WAY 20 (5709)       ROCANIS
 DIRK VLUG 99-1956           15  22  4   94  MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (5702)   SOUTH RIDGE
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         44  74  2   93  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968         27  22  0   93  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
-REXROTH 15-4957             26  15  0   93  DARK CREATION (5227)       MALCORN
-ENCOLPIUS 29-5268           22  25  1   92  EQUESTORS (1376)           LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANDY CANE 7-5973           16  10  1   92  CHURCH LADIES (5801)       BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALICE BLUE 96-2933          16  15  4   90  COLORS (5636)              OLD VALAMANTIS
 BEAVER 82--26480            15   6  0   88  ANIMAL'S FARM (5823)       DWES EG
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775  34  22  2   87  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
-WALLACE 21-6707             24  15  0   87  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 THE TICK 12-5659            33  29  0   86  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
-RON TITAN 82--21149         15  30  0   85  TITANS RIP-OFF (5771)      DWES EG
 BLUE GREEN ALGAE 82-9099     5   3  0   85  SUPERIOR FORCES 5V (5759)  DWES EG
-FARFALE 3-6871              20   3  0   84  PASTA (5807)               OSKSI
 MAYHEM 98-1292              19   9  4   83  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5585)      SYVYN'S HILL
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554          34  40  1   81  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 IRON SMITH 81-997           24  14  0   81  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923        20   6  0   81  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 PRISONER B91 82--12103      13  11  2   80  DUNGEON CELL B9 (5796)     DWES EG
 HOFFA 60-7713               36  77  0   78  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 CONUNDRUM 8-4892            27  19  0   78  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
-PAPRIKA PUMA 11-7204        23   8  1   78  ANIMAL FARM (4944)         ARUAK CITY
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-26471   13  11  0   76  LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (5817)  DWES EG
 WYRD 1-8156                 31  31  1   75  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 WEE BEASTIE 81-864          24  21  1   74  UNHOLY KNIGHTS (5738)      SHADOWSPIRE
-CARNAGE 32-5089             21  11  0   74  ANGELS OF PAIN (5281)      ARVAT
 ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378       29  23  0   73  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
 RED DAWG 41-2689            22  17  2   70  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 TYEFOON TURMOIL 41-2736     16  17  1   70  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
-VAN DERMINT 1-8203          15   7  2   70  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 PRISONER R09 82--14451      16   5  1   69  DUNGEON CELL 4 (5777)      DWES EG
 RIRORNI BOLOGNESE 98-1913   12   0  3   67  SHEWISH PICNIC (5847)      SYVYN'S HILL
-YELLOW DOG 14-4587          16  17  1   66  THE DOGHOUSE (4165)        TOBIR
 BARBARIAN 12-4783            7  36  0   65  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (5828) RIZTAB
 VIRTUAL REALITY 3-6958      16   8  4   64  STATE OF MIND (1791)       OSKSI
 MISS SCARLET 25-5413        31  45  1   63  GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653)    LYRATILAN
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            51  49  1   62  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     30  25  3   62  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLITCHAK 65-3365            20  22  1   62  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 FSSTIS KACHIEU 65-3370      32  39  1   61  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       39  80  1   60  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 IGNORANT BAUD 2-5609        18   4  0   60  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 MASTINA 99-2481              9   3  5   58  OF WOLF & MAN 2 (5851)     SOUTH RIDGE
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        28  90  0   57  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SHERRY 36-7335              18   2  1   57  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 HK-47 18-8584               52  95  1   56  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-GORM HOLLIS 36-7384         17  12  1   56  MIDDLE WAY 17 (5829)       JHANS
 FROO-FROO 18-9589           24  13  3   55  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ST JOHN KITTEN 81-840       27  22  1   54  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298          26  41  0   53  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           42 115  1   52  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 GAMMA 21-6618               33  32  1   52  DEATH MOB 4 (5619)         SUNSET
-EIGHTH MATE 9-5437          16   2  0   50  SEA DOGS (5675)            ZUKAL
-EDDIE INCHER 36-7375        15  20  0   50  MIDDLE WAY 17 (5829)       JHANS
 WEBBED BEAUS 82--29078      10   8  1   50  DATING A FROG (5821)       DWES EG
 CATNIP BASTARD 99-2320       9   2  4   50  KILL THEM ALL! M2 (5850)   SOUTH RIDGE
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       76 122  0   48  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 PERFECT DRUG 3-6943         15   0  0   48  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
-RAT CATCHER 9-5449          14   4  2   48  SEA DOGS (5675)            ZUKAL
-LIP GLOSS 9-5416            12   5  1   48  HOT STUFF (5831)           ZUKAL
 SQUYER 25-4871              20  45  0   46  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       28  90  0   44  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 GUT BUSTER 26-4750          29  31  2   41  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         47  96  1   40  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          37  30  1   34  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 OPRAHWINDFURY 99-2296        7   4  3   30  STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (5849)  SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COL. MUSTARD 25-5411        16  52  0   28  GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653)    LYRATILAN
-GREEN SLIME 82--25915        8   1  0   25  YUCK! II (5844)            DWES EG
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   46 126  2   22  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-SNEAKY PETE 82--19825        7   0  1   22  TRIBUTE! (5855)            DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887  65  68  0 THE REVELATION 1582    JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237   626

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

You see?  We told you we aren't here. -- the Middle Way guys

     Psh!  That's nothing to boast about. -- Galen

Tyefoon Turmoil -- Well... that was a good challenge, I suppose. -- Flitchak

Shard of Stone -- *puff*  *puff*  'Scuse me... *puff*  Oh man... a girl can wear
herself out, beating up on you. -- Rem

Screaming Eagle -- You know, the momentum had shifted to me.  If not for that artery
hit, I'd have had you. -- Crooked Hoof

Earthquake Excuse -- Oh!  I'm getting good at this! -- Sandman

Bah.  I had to fight a stand-in.  The Convicted Assassin was, though, a BAD man who
deserved what I did to him. -- Sleepwalker

Darth Sion -- Hey, how did that happen? -- Hummingbird

Moist Towelette -- Y-- You're a golem!  And you're all... damp, and limp.  And
scented.  I think I'm going to be ill. -- Fsstis Kachieu

26 July 2010
     Some managers have attempted to send personals and columns to hal, and hal has
been refusing to acknowledge their content.  I don't know what hal's problem is,
specifically, but for best success, send PLAIN TEXT (dot txt) in the body of the
email.  Not attachments.  Thank you. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHOTGUN GANDHI was devastated by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MASTINA savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 8 minute gory Challenge melee.
RIRORNI BOLOGNESE viciously subdued DELIA'S GONE in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
KRAMER outlasted MADONNA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge match.
WRATH unbelievably bested FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a popular 8 minute Challenge duel.
SPUD was overpowered by FLEA FLICKER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
ONE-TRICK PONY won victory over AUJARD in a action packed 5 minute Challenge duel.
MARY KAY was luckily beaten by WIPEY in a action packed 6 minute gory Challenge duel.
GLITTER MARKS overpowered MAXIMUM EFFORT in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge match.
DAYDREAM BELIEVER was demolished by 5 GOT PICKED in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CONSTERNATION overcame OTIS in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was subdued by PEA POD in a 2 minute Challenge match.
FRANKENBUTT devastated WILLIS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
THREE BLIND WEISS was viciously subdued by MAGGIE in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
BLYZZ ARD slimly lost to VORG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
GILDED MURDERER was devastated by FLABBY-O in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SUDSY DEODORANT demolished BIGGLES in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PRODIGAL SON savagely defeated SOFT 'N CHEWY in a 5 minute Challenge conflict.
FLAT TOP was narrowly defeated by JUMPINJACK FLASH in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
HEART BREAKER overpowered JOLEE BINDO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
SUPER SENIOR was overpowered by WHITE THUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DELAWARE RUN was vanquished by DAY TURNER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
RAGING FIRE defeated SANDMAN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
KNEE BREAKER was subdued by JANIE JONES in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
BALL PEIN savagely defeated EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
WARHEAD was overcome by FOUR OF SPADES in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BIG DADDY KANE handily defeated YEAR OF THE CAT in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
BART SIMPSON was overpowered by GOT NO BRAIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PORTLY NEPOTIST narrowly defeated RAINSONG in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
TYEFOON TURMOIL was defeated by LOUD DRUNK in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
VIRTUAL REALITY was overpowered by CLUSTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
CONUNDRUM was savagely defeated by STEINBACH in a 12 minute Challenge contest.
WYRD was bested by CANDY CANE in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge battle.
PUTRID KOALA beat BILGE RAT in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
MORLENA demolished DONAHAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GOLDILOCKS overpowered DEATH MAGE in a 4 minute uneven bout.
ROY BENAVIDEZ overpowered MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS was beaten by ARENAMASTER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE viciously subdued BARRY in a unpopular 22 minute brutal duel.
PRISONER 0069 was handily defeated by NOT ADULT DIAPERS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HOT TOMATO was bested by ETERNAL D.J. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SHARD OF STONE unbelievably bested MANDORALLEN in a exciting 5 minute brutal conflict.
KATE BUSH overpowered CALYX in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
TOMATO ION was luckily beaten by BOB LE CANADIEN in a action packed 5 minute bout.
CRAZY FINGERS handily defeated A BETTER MOUSETRAP in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THAT GUY subdued ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
MANUEL PEREZ subdued GAFF in a popular 1 minute battle.
TOE PUPPET was overpowered by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CANDIRU handily defeated CAT IN THE HAT in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
LORD TAYLOR demolished SCREAMING EAGLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
KNOTHANDLER demolished IPECAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
KORLAC overpowered SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BLOWN AWAY bested WEYLUND in a popular 2 minute fight.
MARK OF THE BEAST was butchered by JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
THE BIG CAT overpowered GUNS OF BRIXTON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE NOTHING was vanquished by LEO POWERS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
NORMAN BATES overpowered MANIC MOTTO in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
ARTHUR BEYER subdued HARLEY THE CADAVER in a action packed 2 minute duel.
REM beat THOMAS FOWLER in a popular 1 minute fight.
INCISOR savagely defeated TENACIOUS in a action packed 3 minute brutal melee.
NEOPHYTE was demolished by CREATOR RUSH in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
SCRAPPLE defeated STRONGBOW in a 2 minute contest.
SAM demolished HAPPY APPLE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SALENA WARSMITH was beaten by BEER GOGGLES in a exciting 1 minute match.
P53 was overpowered by FIBULARIS in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
LEMON DROP was vanquished by GHETTO DEFENDANT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BOBS AND DOGS overcame FLESH FLAYER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
UNCLE FEISTY was devastated by DORIE MILLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
EDDIE RICKENBACKER was vanquished by SOLSBURY HILL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MARV vanquished LAPTOP DANCE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SKYWISE was overpowered by HOFFA in a action packed 5 minute one-sided conflict.
BILLY MITCHELL slimly won victory over HUMMINGBIRD in a exciting 3 minute match.
COYOTE was overpowered by POOP DECK GUY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SHARK BAIT! was overpowered by STRATEGERY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PREATORIAN was subdued by SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a exciting 1 minute fray.
MOD COD devastated JUMPIN' in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHITE FLAME vanquished CHOWDER RISK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
CROOKED HOOF savagely defeated HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
HONEY was demolished by BELOW XEROE in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SLAP HAPPY was defeated by PRISONER 0381 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome fight.
UH-OH was overpowered by JUNGLE JUICE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLOOD PIE demolished FURTIVE RETURNS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK was vanquished by FURIOUS FOX in a popular 3 minute uneven contest.
SANDMAN won victory over WALTER EHLERS in a popular 3 minute struggle.
WEE MAN was overpowered by HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PILSON demolished SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SOVEREYN lost to DIMAGGIO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
TATIANA SEASPRITE was savagely defeated by DRUNK DENNIS in a 4 minute match.
DARTH SION was vanquished by ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE in a popular 1 minute uneven fray.
PRISONER 0227 handily defeated DRY KEG in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RED DAWG was devastated by FELAWESHIPE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
PRISONER R09 was overpowered by GREASESPOT in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
IMMOLATION beat MOIST TOWELETTE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome brawl.
DIRK VLUG overcame ST JOHN KITTEN in a 2 minute duel.
BEAVER vanquished FSSTIS KACHIEU in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ROBERT DUNLAP won victory over BARBARIAN in a 2 minute fight.
WEBBED BEAUS was defeated by MISS SCARLET in a exciting 1 minute duel.
HELL WEEK was devastated by BLUE GREEN ALGAE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
WALK THE LINE was vanquished by MAYHEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory uneven fray.
WOLFBROTHER subdued IGNORANT BAUD in a action packed 1 minute bout.
PRISONER B91 overpowered YELLOW JACKET in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TREESTUMP was outwaited by THE TICK in a action packed 9 minute contest.
FURIOUS GORGE devastated FLITCHAK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PERFECT DRUG viciously subdued OPRAHWINDFURY in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
ALICE BLUE viciously subdued HOFFA in a 4 minute bloody contest.
CHAINSAW VIGILANTE subdued YELLOW SUBMARINE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
PREDNIZONE was overpowered by WEE BEASTIE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
PENICILLEN was viciously subdued by CATNIP BASTARD in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
HK-47 bested GUT BUSTER in a 3 minute competition.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was demolished by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
COL. MUSTARD was demolished by FROO-FROO in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
SQUYER was defeated by IRON SMITH in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
GAMMA bested MISSION VAO in a 2 minute battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  57         PARRY-RIPOSTE     58 -  47 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      44         TOTAL PARRY      141 - 121 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         AIMED BLOW       280 - 242 -  4      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         LUNGING ATTACK   340 - 305 -  4      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 21         WALL OF STEEL    123 - 117 -  2      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-STRIKE      54 -  54 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     15         PARRY-LUNGE       89 -  94 -  1      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         STRIKING ATTACK  105 - 133 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         SLASHING ATTACK   68 -  98 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         BASHING ATTACK    54 -  99 -  2      35  |

Turn 626 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        27 - 17     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 11         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 12         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       13 - 10     LUNGING ATTACK    23 - 34         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FLEA FLICKER 97-3087       35   9  5  372 BLOODY SUNDAYS (5640)
LUNGING ATTACK   MORLENA 56-2163            59  50  1  338 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345      125  97  2  296 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
TOTAL PARRY      GOLDILOCKS 69-6564         59  40  0  266 THE BEARS II (3305)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLABBY-O 82-30720          72  39  1  255 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413         119  73  0  250 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480      99  56  2  236 THE WARLOCKS (5120)
WALL OF STEEL    GLITTER MARKS 18-5023      90  69  1  236 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143   23   8  0  231 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (5302)
BASHING ATTACK   BLYZZ ARD 41-1859          28  26  5  196 THE STORM FRONT (1504)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MADONNA 60-7780.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLAGPOLE PANTIES 
3-5968, TOMATO ION 82--9898, MARY KAY 74-2779, TREESTUMP 11-6369, MASTINA 99-2481, 
MAGGIE 55-637, MANDORALLEN 56-2288, DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718, FLAT TOP 35-3533, and 
STEINBACH 30-4473.

The least popular fighter this week was BARRY 12-5663.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186, HOFFA 60-7713, YELLOW JACKET 60-7627, HELL 
WEEK 3-6695, FSSTIS KACHIEU 65-3370, RED DAWG 41-2689, DRY KEG 33-6679, DARTH SION 
18-9233, WEE MAN 19-5071, and SHARK BAIT! 82-24424.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  3 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  6 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             3  4 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             7  8 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  4 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         6  4 1  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1 12 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      4  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         19 20 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  6 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           5  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     4  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  2 0  KHALANI(55)          2  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      6  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           3  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         87  14  1  209  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 IGNORANT BAUD 2-5609        18   4  0   60  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         52  50  2  215  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   75  72  0  230  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           92  72  0  189  BIG HEROES (5060)          KALTOS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337           108  50  1  192  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 CONSTERNATION 8-4896        35   5  1  229  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 INCISOR 9-5185              49  47  1  233  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760      20   6  0  196  ARMED & GREGARIOUS (5646)  ARUAK CITY
 BARRY 12-5663               40  33  0  184  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 JUMPINJACK FLASH 13-5143    23   8  0  231  PERFECTION QUEST 13 (5302) DULLENS
 KATE BUSH 18-1413          119  73  0  250  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WEE MAN 19-5071             24  33  0  127  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 KNOTHANDLER 21-6555         46  24  2  214  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        57  26  1  249  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            35  30  0  124  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        53  42  1  212  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         27  16  3  145  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       99  56  2  236  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 PEA POD 33-7338             40  27  0  222  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            65  27  1  201  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          29  27  0  151  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        80  35  3  242  072905R (5256)             KATI-TEI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         77  55  1  218  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LEO POWERS 43-4599          35  25  0  200  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN
 IPECAC 45-3625              38  37  0  190  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   46 126  2   22  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              85  44  0  360  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185              110 196  0  211  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           40  28  1  196  SEA DOGS (5590)            TRICORUS
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     53  44  0  211  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 MAGGIE 55-637               66  74  1  225  THE SIMPSONS (1153)        KHALANI
 MORLENA 56-2163             59  50  1  338  KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098)  ROCANIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             65  49  4  208  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       125  97  2  296  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIMAGGIO 63-2705            27  16  0  146  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 FLITCHAK 65-3365            20  22  1   62  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 SOFT 'N CHEWY 66-4374       46  37  0  210  D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (5560)   TARRGIR
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          59  40  0  266  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 SAM 70-466                  52  31  1  206  CHEERS (3979)              SENTERN
 BIG DADDY KANE 71-285       14   5  2  125  RAP ATTACKS (5833)         KYR'TERR
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         43  27  3  221  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 THE BIG CAT 81-75           46  38  0  203  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           72  39  1  255  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 CREATOR RUSH 84-5327        28  12  3  212  101308B (5724)             BLACKSTONE
 THREE BLIND WEISS 96-2961   31  16  5  198  BOOMERISMS (5637)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 FLEA FLICKER 97-3087        35   9  5  372  BLOODY SUNDAYS (5640)      SHADOW GROVE
 GILDED MURDERER 98-1679     19  19  5  197  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL
 NORMAN BATES 99-2102        27  11  4  207  DERANGED! (5704)           SOUTH RIDGE

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Any teams not transferred 
out of DM 85 by October 1 will be deleted.  If you have questions about any of your 
teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI 

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 14-16, 2011.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $129.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception (yes, really!), free 
airport shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by December 22 
before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been
unable to book rooms because they waited too long.)  Look for the tournament info 
sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope you're all looking forward to 
it and that we will see you there!