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Date   : 05/03/2011    Duedate: 05/16/2011

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-645

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 AESIR 3/1373           22   11  0 66.7      BOOZE 1/5845                          
    THE FUNNY FARM 2/3112                       COLORS 76/3468                        
  2 LUROCIANS Z2 4/5459   206  107  4 65.8      THE BEARS 35/2674                     
    NASCAR NINJAS II 82/5498                    BABES 36/3876                         
    LUROCIAN PRIDE 18/5776                      PASTA 3/5807                          
    LUROCIAN DEVILS 47/5886                     THE BEARS 62/3345                     
    LUROCIANS LOADED 2 82/5602                  BAD GIRLS 63/5941                     
    LUROCIANS III 82/5510                       CORPS 74/3405                         
    TOADS OF AMBER 2 82/5493                    THE BEARS II 69/3305                  
    LUROCIAN ROYALTY 43/5684                    HEROES 77/3408                        
    PROJECT:  MAYHEM 78/5778                    THE BEARS 46/712                      
  3 F-TROOP 82/5310       794  456 10 63.5      SCUM 65/3594                          
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                       VEGGIES 33/4058                       
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                   THE BEARS 1/979                       
    GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/4890                    THE BEARS 48/677                      
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/5189                    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                    
    TEAM FLOYD 38/741                           FUNKY FOLK 18/5541                    
    FLOYDIAN SLIP 97/5317                       DEATH THREAT 29/4804                  
    COLLEGE RADIO BG 97/5375                    1949 YANKEES 63/5620                  
  4 042909A 2/5852        604  367  6 62.2      FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                    
    STUPID NAMES 82/5793                        HER BEST ASSETS 30/5880               
    WASTELAND II 7/1947                         CIGARETTES 98/5701                    
    BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 96/5913               8 KAOS 47/5808          192  129  2 59.8
    101308B 84/5724                             FURRY FURY 11/5840                    
    COOL NAMES 3 82/5737                        KAOS 82/5443                          
    040908F 82/5719                             FURRY FURY 81/5669                    
    TO DIE FOR 2 96/5780                      9 COLORS 96/5636        955  738 10 56.4
    THE HUNTED F9 98/5700                       STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    011808O 82/5856                             LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! 82/5817            
    IRATE FORMATIONS 3/5830                     SESAME STAPH 82/5600                  
    KILL THEM ALL! M2 99/5850                   FUNDIES 82/5601                       
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       HALF A WORD 82/5818                   
  5 LEGENDS 16/5661       502  309  5 61.9      4-LETTER ERRORS 82/5611               
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        STUFF MARK SAYS 82/5610               
    THEIVES GUILD 61/4328                       THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
    BETTER OFF DEAD 1/5660                      DATING A FROG 82/5821                 
    FREAKISH 38/5648                            OOH HAA HAA 82/5599                   
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/5585                
    FUCHI OWNED 81/5530                         ANIMAL'S FARM 82/5823                 
  6 GOD 82/5667           998  637  8 61.0      WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315                
    PERFECTION QUEST 3 82/5727                  LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/5596                
    BAG OF TRICKS 82/5632                       WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314                
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      STREET PIZZA 18/786                   
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583                
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                    10 DEVIATION 21/5936     167  138  1 54.8
    CONSANGUINEOUS 8/5680                       STATE OF MIND 3/1791                  
    COOL DORKS 84/5930                          DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1595                
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        PYROMANIA 52/5742                     
    STUPID WOW NAMES 2 99/5849               11 KARNIVORZ 36/5292     288  242  2 54.3
    HYBORIAN WAR 97/5915                        OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185            
  7 THEM 21/879          3765 2495 72 60.1      OF WOLF & MAN 2 99/5851               
    DISASTER 24/5804                            OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565               
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        12 FULL TILT 58/2794     102   89  1 53.4
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         OMINOUS REIGN 51/1146                 

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 13-LA PENTARCHI 81/5519  851  799  5 51.6      MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/5725             
 14 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1991 1873 26 51.5      MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535             
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212              
 15 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119   1178 1126 13 51.1      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396             
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463             
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
 16-LXG III 98/4937       209  205  1 50.5      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    THE WILLBURYS 77 82/5926                    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437             
    THE WILLBURYS 37 37/4150                    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                    
    THE WILLBURYS 59 59/4009                    MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407            
    SAAB STORY 60/4290                          MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 82/5694            
    PIECES OF EIGHT 52/3941                     MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/5677             
    THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990                    MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649             
    THE WILLBURYS 79 82/4967                    MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406            
    LOONY TOONS 31/1419                         MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/5668             
    MARVEL MADNESS 50/3940                      MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/5702             
 17 CANADIAN CLU 50/5452   55   54  0 50.5      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/5453                  24 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  793  907  9 46.6
    FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405                 25 UN 63/5397            407  479  7 45.9
    FEARSOME LEGENDS 37/5449                    GET 56/5334                           
    BARBARIAN HORDE 72/5751                     DISCOVER 82/5907                      
 18 SUPE FORCES  96/5914  943  930 13 50.3      ERRATA 25/3564                        
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/5828                 ERRATA 36/5266                        
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  ERRATUM 26/4945                       
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411                  TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571                   RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                
    SUPE FORCES B608B 98/5586                   BIRDS 41/4735                         
 19 ENIGMA 1 82/5947      368  363  3 50.3      BALTO 6/5881                          
 20 BOMB SQUAD 66/3779      9    9  0 50.0   26 HEROES 33/5938        123  145  1 45.9
    DELTA BLUES 30/4115                         RHYME TYME 55/1881                    
    MEN OF STEEL 56/4093                        THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432               
 21 SEA DOGS 9/5675       340  344  2 49.7      WARRIORS OF STEEL 43/5944             
    DUNGEON CELL 45 82/5764                  27 TREKKERS 29/5861       79  106  1 42.7
    DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/5584                   ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/5654                 
    DUNGEON CELL W10A 97/5878                   CUNNING RUNTS 19/5657                 
    DUNGEON CELL B9 82/5796                     THE HITCHHIKERS 11/5946               
    SEA DOGS 12/5858                         28 SENTINELS 7/734        33   45  0 42.3
    SEA DOGS 33/5864                            DRAGONBANE GUILD 81/5516              
    SEA DOGS 21/5474                            NOMADIC TRIBE 21/5395                 
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/5777                   29-THE FALLEN A 36/1704    4    6  0 40.0
    SEA DOGS 1/5428                          30 CASTAWAYS 65/5749     514  781  2 39.7
    SHEWISH PICNIC 98/5847                   31-GENERATION X 3/5712    70  108  2 39.3
    SEA DOGS 51/5590                            THE STORM FRONT 41/1504               
    DUNGEON CELL 21 82/5436                  32 KIDS GONE BAD 3/1810   10   16  0 38.5
    DUNGEON CELL 24 82/5477                     GREEN WITH ENVY 3/5580                
 22 EVIL 82/5487         1957 2048 21 48.9      STREET URCHINS 6/5628                 
    BEASTS OF NEON 69/5898                   33 MMMM BEER! 13/5942     20   33  0 37.7
    FORGE OF FURY 82/5812                       YOU PAY I SLAY 8/5948                 
    GATES OF FIRE 74/5867                       SERPENTS HOLD 29/5934                 
    DERANGED 6 97/5782                          ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/5848                
    BLACK JUNTA 1/4913                          SERPENTS HOLD 65/5931                 
    DERANGED! 99/5704                           SERPENTS HOLD 2/5939                  
    BUBBA LOVES CHESS 38/4900                   SERPENTS HOLD 21/5860                 
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/5792              
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        ZOMBIE SQUAD 5/5956                   
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  34 MEDS 43/4924          335  605  4 35.6
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      THE CITY 12/4918                      
    FANTASIA 1/4914                             BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                   
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     PARTY GEEKS 74/4925                   
 23 FANGS 9/5444         2165 2368 16 47.8      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
    MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/5825                    EMETICS 45/5033                       
    MEDAL OF HONOR J4 24/5720                   CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917                

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    HAPLESS WAIF 8/5949                         DOCTORS 61/5885                       
    OHIO 52/5955                                GOTTA GET A CLUE 25/5653              
    STRANGE TUNES 50/5954                       BACON MAKIN' 10/5879                  
    BOXOROX 28/5951                             CAPTAIN PLANET 40/5920                
    SINGLE MALTS 31/5952                     39 ELFQUEST 11/4928      703 1596 10 30.6
    WITLESS WONDERS 39/5953                     STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
 35 STORIES 49/2835      1097 2078 17 34.6      DRUID'S GROVE 50/5244                 
    BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421                 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 36 MIDDLE WAY 2 83/5933  759 1475  6 34.0      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
 37 F WORDS 14/5906         2    4  0 33.3      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    MERC'D MAFIA 20/5950                     40-THE CONFESSI 13/5899    0   10  0  0.0
 38 J 78/5888              54  122  0 30.7   41 BLACK LIGHTN 24/3439    0    3  0  0.0
    NUMB-ERS 74/5918                         42-TOOL SHED 7/5940        1    1  0 50.0
    HARRY POTTER AND THE 13/5890          

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     The throne?  This is a bit of a shocker.  I assumed I'd fallen among the ranks
of relics who never get a shot at the big spotlight.  Sure, I had my hits in limited
markets, but those were a long time ago.  I've heard critics claim my style is long
outdated too, but it goes to show if you plug away long enough, you'll rise to the
top of the charts again.  Thanks for letting me crack the rotation, Three Blind
Weiss.  With a TV no less.  And I was under the impression people were running away
from Suave's warriors.  Which is a joke.  Kindly allow me to rephrase that: Suave is
a joke.  But that's another story for another column.
     Galen, I don't know what advice I could provide for young pikers beyond sticking
with what you love.  We're the least represented style in Talahya, and I suspect my
recent success won't lead to an influx.  Unless I've somehow unintentionally found
the magic that used to belong to Donatello, Vengeance, or even E. Hemingway, I don't
expect to sit here too many turns.  Then again, whoever wants to take me down better
pack a wallop.
     Glitter Marks wants me to challenge her, but I'm pretty sure that's against the
rules.  It's a bummer she only lost the throne because her weapon broke, but hey, we
all have to step down sometime.  Especially when Muffy comes a'huntin.
     For now, methinks I'll don my chainmail bikini (beneath my thick plate), and
find someone to play Babooshka.

-- Kate Bush

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello!

     Oh, dear--I've dawdled, so this will have to be a short one.
     One unfortunate fellow died this cycle.  HAGAR (3-3717) (28-5-0,221) of AESIR
fought GILDED MURDERER (98-1679) (26-30-6,260) of THE HUNTED F9.  HAGAR was narrowly
killed by GILDED MURDERER in an action packed 2 minute melee.  I have sent Hagar a
keg of mead.  It was brewed by a friend of mine, it's delicious, and as you drink it
you don't even realize how drunk you're getting.  A good way to drown bad memories,
such as dying.
     There were just three TV challenges this cycle, and the first one was our title
fight.  ONE-TRICK PONY (82-47819) (57-22-0,243) of BAG OF TRICKS TV challenged KATE
BUSH (18-1413) (136-74-0,385) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  ONE-TRICK PONY viciously subdued
KATE BUSH in a 7 minute Challenge Title fight.  Well... that's disappointing, isn't
it.  Miss Bush wrote a column!  It's a good column too.  Although I don't know that I
would agree that Suave is a joke.  All the teams avoiding his warriors aren't
laughing.  Anyway--it was a TP vs. PS fight, but still plenty violent.  And I'm very,
very sorry to see Ms. Bush go.  Although I suppose I should not assume that One-Trick
Pony won't write a column.  Let's see it!  Ah, sweet Kate, I hope you find that magic
you're looking for.
     CONSORTIUM DORK (84-7918) (20-5-2,119) of COOL DORKS TV challenged PRISONER BG23
(97-3369) (14-28-5,121) of DUNGEON CELL W10A.  CONSORTIUM DORK demolished PRISONER
BG23 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Well... it was an up-challenge, but it
looked a little bit cheesy to me.  I'm sorry.  Not the way to learn a lot of skills.
     MIFFED SANDY (96-3444) (11-4-3,72) of BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 TV challenged HOFFA
(60-7713) (43-88-0,97) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  MIFFED SANDY won victory over HOFFA
in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Miffed Sandy now has sixteen fights... showing.  I
wonder how many fights she's really had.
     Let's see how Glitter Marks did, on her way back up to the Guardianship.  Heh.
Random match against something of a duffer.  GLITTER MARKS (18-5023) (105-72-1,240)
of CENTER FOR OLDS fought JUMPIN' (11-6704) (49-87-3,191) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.
GLITTER MARKS demolished JUMPIN' in a 1 minute mismatched duel.  Marks is our top
Wall of Steel nonetheless.
     This cycle's favorite was Talkin' Camel Walk.  Let's see how his fight went.
TATIANA SEASPRITE (11-4951) (67-152-1,165) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought TALKIN' CAMEL
WALK (30-4586) (62-82-2,146) of GAMEHENDGE.  TATIANA SEASPRITE was outlasted by
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 10 minute match.  Hmm... was this our longest fight?  Nope.
     COL. MUSTARD (25-5411) (23-63-0,29) of GOTTA GET A CLUE fought TV ON THE RADIO
(97-2519) (9-5-5,43) of COLLEGE RADIO BG.  COL. MUSTARD outwaited TV ON THE RADIO in
an unpopular 13 minute one-sided fight.  I missed this one.  I was called out of the
stands for a conference with a pair of vendors... to settle a dispute, really.  The
toasted lizard guy and the popcorn overlord.  Well, I call him the overlord because
he manages five popcorn vendors, although business has been slow.  Apparently the
toasted lizards have become really popular.  They're spicy and they have a nice
crunch.  Anyway, so I missed this fight, and it appears Col. Mustard was voted this
cycle's least popular warrior.
     And  in our very longest fight... ALICE BLUE (96-2933) (27-22-4,203) of COLORS
fought DIRT BAG (65-4832) (40-20-1,203) of SCUM.  ALICE BLUE was savagely defeated by
DIRT BAG in a 20 minute gory contest.  Really, the Commission frowns on fights of
this length.  There was a clerk out there on the sand, making a "cut" sign, and he
was lucky they didn't take him literally.  It was a very brutal fight indeed!
Someone told me that both warriors are getting fined for taking too long, but that's
just silly, isn't it?  Was one of them supposed to quit when they still thought they
could win?
     Suave's guild was most avoided by Veggies.  That's... let's see... Papa Bear.  A
wise, wise old manager, and someone who does not agree with Kate Bush that Suave is a
joke.
     I did say this would be a short one.  And it's past time to send it in, so I'd
better!  See you in two weeks.

Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717    58  22  0  282  BAG OF TRICKS (5632)       DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931        108  44  0  388  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GILDED MURDERER 98-1679     27  30  7  317  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL
 PEA POD 33-7338             53  33  0  294  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            76  28  1  292  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           51  27  2  281  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683         63  58  2  274  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          60  40  0  274  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           48  34  1  272  SEA DOGS (5590)            TRICORUS
 PIVOT 60-4811               32  14  1  269  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 HUGGY 1-2227                67  52  3  264  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 SELEX 40-3039               44  16  0  264  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 CHIP 60-4413                36  26  2  262  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146     26   4  0  260  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544          61  36  0  253  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           53  42  0  253  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023      106  72  1  248  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     63  51  2  246  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
-THE GREEK GUY 47-5478       26   7  0  243  LUROCIAN DEVILS (5886)     NORTH FORK
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          76  72  1  242  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         53  35  2  242  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          58  47  0  239  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      95  71  1  238  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 MADONNA 60-7780             79  54  4  237  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 BURST 25-3654               70  49  1  235  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          51  68  1  235  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 CREATOR RUSH 84-5327        40  19  3  234  101308B (5724)             BLACKSTONE
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            70  55  3  223  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           66  59  5  222  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 CANADIAN MIST 50-1136       46  25  2  219  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       142  99  2  217  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         66  32  0  217  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           87  43  1  216  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 PRISONER 0227 82--29173     24  17  1  216  DUNGEON CELL 45 (5764)     DWES EG
-ICHIRO TRICKLE 82-19442     19   5  1  216  NASCAR NINJAS II (5498)    DWES EG
 TENACIOUS 7-5337           119  57  1  215  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 DEXTER 81-452               40  33  0  215  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 CONSTERNATION 8-4896        46  12  1  214  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 GOT NO BRAIN 3-3617         34  25  0  214  STATE OF MIND (1791)       OSKSI
 MORGAN TRUST 74-2717        28  18  0  214  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 NULL REGINE 82--11321       21   5  2  214  011808O (5856)             DWES EG
 MATTEONE 37-1045            61  34  0  213  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5449)    SIBIKHAS
 CONFUSION 58-4913           50  42  1  213  FULL TILT (2794)           DELARQ TOR
-THE PHANTOM 21-1447         47  40  3  213  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 *WINTER* 65-3644            45  40  1  213  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            41  20  1  211  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
-ELRIC 82-27440              20   8  0  211  LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (5602)  DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     80 122  2  210  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     70  80  0  210  DUNGEON CELL 21 (5436)     DWES EG
-SHELLHEAD 50-1071           40  26  0  210  MARVEL MADNESS (3940)      SNOWBOUND
 MENTAL 25-5075              30  24  1  210  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 ULTIMATE PAIN 4-5774        30  11  1  210  LUROCIANS Z2 (5459)        JHELUM
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     88  59  1  209  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         54  33  3  209  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 SPEKTER 36-4921             45  37  0  209  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       65  45  0  208  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 WRATH 82--30441             63  38  0  208  GOD (5667)                 DWES EG
-NAY PALM 52-1439            56  29  0  208  PYROMANIA (5742)           FRATSFA
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104     23  19  4  208  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 KATE BUSH 18-1413          136  75  0  207  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 OTIS 3-6501                 80  69  5  207  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WEE MAN 19-5071             33  43  0  207  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 THE MONARCH 2-5688          29  11  0  207  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-26471   25  18  1  207  LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (5817)  DWES EG
 FUGAZI 38-3565              22   4  2  207  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 CONUNDRUM 8-4892            40  24  1  206  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
-MAMA BEAR 46-809            37  22  0  206  THE BEARS (712)            ARDIVENT
 MOD COD 55-2638            154 155  4  205  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 UH-OH 82--31833             30  22  2  205  STUFF MARK SAYS (5610)     DWES EG
-THE BIG CAT 81-75           55  46  0  204  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620       42  35  4  204  DUNGEON CELL 508C (5584)   SOUTH RIDGE
-LAPHROAIG 31-4529           31  28  0  204  SINGLE MALTS (5952)        CHIMLEVTAL
 HOFFA 49-3185              118 207  0  203  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        65  50  4  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 EDDIE RICKENBACKE 82-17776  58  85  2  203  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         55  61  1  203  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FGC 47-6648                 25   8  0  203  KAOS (5808)                NORTH FORK
 CLUSTER 82-28582            22  20  2  203  HALF A WORD (5818)         DWES EG
 SPUD 33-5159                68  33  0  202  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       52  65  6  202  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819        47  65  1  202  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 NORMAN BATES 99-2102        39  18  4  202  DERANGED! (5704)           SOUTH RIDGE
 HEMPEN JIG 9-5388           37  34  2  202  SEA DOGS (5675)            ZUKAL
 NOT ADULT DIAPERS 82-26502  33  22  1  202  FUNDIES (5601)             DWES EG
 ANTAGONIST 3-2824           28  31  2  202  KIDS GONE BAD (1810)       OSKSI
 IPECAC 45-3625              46  48  0  201  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
-(J)AY (C)EE 13-2647         37  21  0  200  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
-HOPE 20-2555                35  40  1  200  MERC'D MAFIA (5950)        SEAM
 ALICE BLUE 96-2933          27  23  4  200  COLORS (5636)              OLD VALAMANTIS
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  59 109  3  199  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 DUMB BLONDE 18-1637         47  48  1  199  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FURIOUS FOX 81-143          42  37  1  199  FURRY FURY (5669)          SHADOWSPIRE
-DIMAGGIO 63-2705            32  22  0  198  1949 YANKEES (5620)        AMEN-TEI
 HAGAR 3-3717                28   6  0  198  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     56  81  0  197  DUNGEON CELL 24 (5477)     DWES EG
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751        40  37  1  197  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       29  13  0  197  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 E. VICTOR 9-4864            22  21  3  197  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    71  81  1  196  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1-7627      64  43  3  196  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 POOP DECK GUY 1-8274        48  26  2  196  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 TALON 18-7782               37  17  1  196  GET OUTTA MY WAY (4890)    TALCAMA
 GAFF 82--30597              32  23  1  196  4-LETTER ERRORS (5611)     DWES EG
 SHARK BAIT! 82-24424        29  27  1  196  OOH HAA HAA (5599)         DWES EG
 PRISONER R09 82--14451      29  11  1  196  DUNGEON CELL 4 (5777)      DWES EG
 BEAVER 82--26480            29  11  0  196  ANIMAL'S FARM (5823)       DWES EG
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   86  80  0  195  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 CALYX 30-4151               69  75  2  195  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-KYRA 36-7316                34  10  1  195  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 KAORU MOTO 82--17118        22  18  0  195  MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (5694)  DWES EG
 GOB 51-5436                 36  24  1  194  SEA DOGS (5590)            TRICORUS
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051      139 116  3  193  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 SKYWISE 11-5687             82 133  1  192  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MOLLY 51-2077               62  60  1  192  OMINOUS REIGN (1146)       TRICORUS
 JETSAM 1-8172               52  37  1  192  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             49  88  3  192  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 THELONIUS 21-6631           32  19  1  192  NOMADIC TRIBE (5395)       SUNSET
 IMMOLATION 99-1522          23  24  4  192  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        64  38  1  191  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        61  53  1  191  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798     56  89  2  191  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 BIGGLES 60-6032             46  74  1  191  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          24   9  1  191  SERPENTS HOLD (5860)       SUNSET
 JULIENNE 82-28026           22   9  0  191  PERFECTION QUEST 3 (5727)  DWES EG
 BETTERTHANEVER 7-5932       17   4  0  191  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 RUMAKI 38-4589              27  12  0  190  FREAKISH (5648)            CLIFFHOME
 IMAGINUS 24-3987            22  13  1  190  BLACK LIGHTNING (3439)     ZORPUNT
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480      109  65  2  189  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          41  78  0  189  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 STRATEGERY 82-18418         39  18  1  189  STUPID NAMES (5793)        DWES EG
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413          35  21  0  189  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 DIRK VLUG 99-1956           23  33  4  189  MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (5702)   SOUTH RIDGE
 DERWEAR 63-2619             20  16  0  189  UN (5397)                  AMEN-TEI
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040        33  25  0  188  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         48  63  1  187  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MOIST TOWELETTE 42-4430     41  33  4  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINT 82-16584  30  29  0  187  LBA:ELVIS FANS (5596)      DWES EG
 PRISONER B91 82--12103      23  20  3  187  DUNGEON CELL B9 (5796)     DWES EG
 WEYLUND 82-3660             75 110  1  186  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNCLE FEISTY 82--9884       36  24  0  186  040908F (5719)             DWES EG
 MY SHADOW 47-6649           23   6  1  186  KAOS (5808)                NORTH FORK
-BABY HUEY 31-1715           42  39  5  185  LOONY TOONS (1419)         CHIMLEVTAL
 DINGO 35-3716               40  22  1  185  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 NICKEL 26-4240              39  43  0  185  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 CLOVER 36-5959              29  30  2  185  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      56  66  1  184  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366  33  20  0  184  SESAME STAPH (5600)        DWES EG
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646      64  60  0  183  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SHARD OF STONE 82--19921    39  21  0  183  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          35  40  0  183  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            41  43  0  182  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 BART SIMPSON 19-5072        31  26  0  182  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 CHOWDER RISK 82--17784      27  18  1  182  COOL NAMES 3 (5737)        DWES EG
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         22   5  3  182  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
 PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876      38   9  1  181  MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (5720)   ZORPUNT
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  20  17  5  181  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CUDDLY 1-1900               60  33  0  180  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 CRICKET 16-5544             29  19  0  179  LEGENDS (5661)             WILLAF
 WYRD 1-8156                 40  40  1  178  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        34  50  2  178  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 TONY SIRAGUSA 1-7882        30  19  0  178  BETTER OFF DEAD (5660)     MORDANT
-GALENA 28-3505              29  25  0  178  BOXOROX (5951)             MORYA
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           56  64  0  177  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 KNOTHANDLER 21-6555         52  37  2  177  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
-ZOOLANDER 39-3523           31  21  1  176  WITLESS WONDERS (5953)     XOCHITHLAN
-BLOODY SKIN 20-1986         44  45  1  174  MERC'D MAFIA (5950)        SEAM
 DESPAIR 98-2057             14  17  4  174  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (5848)      SYVYN'S HILL
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         52  85  3  173  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CANADA COOLER 50-1904       31  32  0  173  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 TAREK 18-8812               21   8  0  173  LUROCIAN PRIDE (5776)      TALCAMA
 SPYDER 61-2675              16  12  0  173  THEIVES GUILD (4328)       JURINE
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      52  37  2  172  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-VIGGEN 37-4499              24  12  2  172  THE WILLBURYS 37 (4150)    SIBIKHAS
 GREASESPOT 60-5964          41  57  0  171  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 WILD FIRE 24-4880           26   2  4  171  DISASTER (5804)            ZORPUNT
-VAN DERMINT 1-8203          25  12  2  171  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          53  53  3  170  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-GODIVA 74-2800              29  21  0  170  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           75 137  0  169  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SPEEDY GONZALEZ 31-1487     36  35  2  169  LOONY TOONS (1419)         CHIMLEVTAL
 RIREMA 36-6934              24  11  3  169  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 BARRY 12-5663               47  45  0  168  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 JACKASS 21-4526             44  58  1  168  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 NO CHASER 33-6490           42  47  0  168  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 LEO POWERS 43-4599          40  39  0  168  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       32  27  0  168  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            84  66  1  167  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767    38  19  2  167  MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (5725)   CALEAM
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         65  96  1  166  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          36  39  2  166  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 81-614    33  24  0  166  DRAGONBANE GUILD (5516)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SMOKEY 62-3244              27  18  0  166  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  63  82  2  164  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    54  69  1  163  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 LUCKY DAWG 41-2751          29  18  1  163  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           26  17  0  160  SENTINELS (734)            BONSUR
-YOSEMITE SAM 31-1488        43  37  0  158  LOONY TOONS (1419)         CHIMLEVTAL
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675        54  67  1  157  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968         34  34  0  157  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 RED DAWG 41-2689            32  25  2  157  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          90 118  1  156  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 STRYKER 50-3404             27  37  1  156  DRUID'S GROVE (5244)       SNOWBOUND
 CONCRETE 82--32374          25  12  0  156  LUROCIANS III (5510)       DWES EG
-LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346       28  28  0  155  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   67 153  1  153  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         28  16  3  152  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 KHAKI 76-2305               28  18  1  151  COLORS (3468)              SIMTAKKA
 SHERRY 36-7335              25  10  2  151  BABES (3876)               JHANS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CYCLOPS 50-1068             31  32  2  150  MARVEL MADNESS (3940)      SNOWBOUND
 BLACK BREEZE 1-6522         20   6  0  146  BLACK JUNTA (4913)         MORDANT
 INCISOR 9-5185              55  60  1  142  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 MAYHEM 98-1292              28  19  4  141  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5585)      SYVYN'S HILL
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775  45  30  2  140  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 FROO-FROO 18-9589           33  23  3  139  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GUT BUSTER 26-4750          39  40  3  137  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
-TOM SMITH DISEASE 50-3400   25  22  0  137  STRANGE TUNES (5954)       SNOWBOUND
-COFFEE HOUSE POET 3-6987    22   8  1  136  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 SNOW PEA 33-5014            30  25  3  134  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-SHY MEERKAT 11-7140         19   9  0  133  FURRY FURY (5840)          ARUAK CITY
 TYR 3-5575                  29   3  0  132  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918     21   5  2  131  COOL DORKS (5930)          BLACKSTONE
 HONEY 11-6368               61 115  2  130  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 ABSOLUTE ZERO 18-7586       17   9  0  130  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     63 157  1  128  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 TAKE COVER 35-3870          23  13  3  128  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-FARFALE 3-6871              23   4  0  128  PASTA (5807)               OSKSI
 OPRAHWINDFURY 99-2296       16  13  3  128  STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (5849)  SOUTH RIDGE
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298          33  53  0  127  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923        27  18  0  127  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
-ROCKO 20-2337               24  15  2  127  MERC'D MAFIA (5950)        SEAM
 ZOMBIE PARENT 13-5345       21  17  4  127  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890 DULLENS
 ALLIS 36-6415               14   6  1  127  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 STEINBACH 30-4473           69 108  0  125  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 RAINSONG 11-6128            59 135  2  125  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 THE ATOMIZER 18-7753        17   5  0  123  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SCURVY LADY 12-6783         23   9  0  121  SEA DOGS (5858)            RIZTAB
-ENDURO 36-1931              19  12  3  120  THE FALLEN ANGELS (1704)   JHANS
 HELL WEEK 3-6695            57  62  1  119  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-BELLE ISSIMO 25-5467        23  11  1  119  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 CECIL BOLTON 82--23288      14  28  0  118  MEDAL OF HONOR V (5825)    DWES EG
 MISTY BLUE 74-2944          25  16  2  117  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 KRONIC BLAZE 3-6423         22  10  1  117  GREEN WITH ENVY (5580)     OSKSI
 PRISONER BG23 97-3369       14  29  5  114  DUNGEON CELL W10A (5878)   SHADOW GROVE
-OBAN 31-4530                22  36  1  113  SINGLE MALTS (5952)        CHIMLEVTAL
 INTIMIDATION 24-2465        20  16  2  113  BLACK LIGHTNING (3439)     ZORPUNT
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   50 141  2  112  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627       49  89  1  108  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378       38  33  0  105  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
 MCBAIN 81-318               27  19  0  105  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 FORMIDABLE 82-17495         11   4  0  105  F-TROOP (5310)             DWES EG
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      37  32  1  103  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 2-5627    25  12  1  103  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 NIGHTBINDER 82-3120         17   7  2  102  FORGE OF FURY (5812)       DWES EG
 GANGPLANK RIDER 33-7671     16   4  1  102  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       31  20  0  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MEABEER 56-3899             20  10  0  100  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 MASTINA 99-2481             18  12  5  100  OF WOLF & MAN 2 (5851)     SOUTH RIDGE
 TOM BAKER 61-3551           18  17  0  100  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 TYLER DURDEN 78-2577        16  14  1  100  PROJECT:  MAYHEM (5778)    LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SINISTER 82-3298             9   7  0  100  EVIL (5487)                DWES EG
-OUTLAW PETE 81-1200         29  12  0   99  JUNGLELAND (5945)          SHADOWSPIRE
 POLYNIKES 74-4191           22   6  0   99  GATES OF FIRE (5867)       DAYLA KIV
-THUMBSCREWS 13-5276         19  46  0   99  THE CONFESSIORS (5899)     DULLENS
 DARTH SION 18-9233          52  85  1   98  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         51 111  1   98  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 BABY DUCK 50-1984           31  31  0   98  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
-WALLIS YENT 61-3541         28  14  0   98  MIDDLE WAY 16 (5426)       JURINE
 BARBARIAN 12-4783           17  45  0   98  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (5828) RIZTAB
-LUNELLE MERRIN 10-5887      26  18  1   97  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT
 HUGH GRANT 61-3555          18  17  0   93  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 CATNIP BASTARD 99-2320      17  13  4   92  KILL THEM ALL! M2 (5850)   SOUTH RIDGE
 KING KONG 38-2660           29  33  2   91  BUBBA LOVES CHESS (4900)   CLIFFHOME
-BLOODY MARY 52-3046         16   7  3   91  PIECES OF EIGHT (3941)     FRATSFA
 MIFFED SANDY 96-3444        12   4  3   91  BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (5913) OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          48  38  1   90  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 TWEEN 82--18625             16   7  1   90  DISCOVER (5907)            DWES EG
 CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569     10   6  1   89  BEASTS OF NEON (5898)      CIMMERIAC
 FRISKY 14-4634              22   6  3   88  F WORDS (5906)             TOBIR
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       85 132  0   87  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 QUEEN RANDI 43-4644         26  11  0   86  LUROCIAN ROYALTY (5684)    VEASTIAN
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             16   9  0   86  YOU PAY I SLAY (5948)      ARKERS
 DRY KEG 33-6679             43  76  1   85  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155          16   9  4   85  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
-RING A DING 60-4727         26  16  0   84  SAAB STORY (4290)          ARADI
-EL NINO 41-4430             20  15  0   84  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 MISS AN THROPE 6-2956       15  12  1   84  STREET URCHINS (5628)      TRANSEL
 DELIA'S GONE 11-6707        31 106  0   83  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SAM ADAMS 13-5376           19   4  0   83  MMMM BEER! (5942)          DULLENS
 FRITERSATAFATFARM 21-6929   17   5  1   83  DEVIATION (5936)           SUNSET
-BITING FLY 13-5357          22  16  0   82  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
-2-STROKE 82-10384           17   1  0   82  THE WILLBURYS 79 (4967)    DWES EG
-DEATHMAN 13-2812            16   6  0   82  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
 HOFFA 60-7713               43  89  0   81  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554          41  52  1   81  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 BONNIE BARROW 63-2798       17   6  1   81  BAD GIRLS (5941)           AMEN-TEI
-MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444     18  14  0   80  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 DELION 18-9961              17   8  0   79  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323          27  23  1   78  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
-FIZZ AND FURS 18-9959       24   6  0   78  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-YEAR OF THE CAT 81-765      28  42  0   77  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 HELEN KELLER 33-7729        18   6  0   77  HEROES (5938)              NIATOLI ISLAND
-WON TWO MANY 59-2208        14   4  0   77  THE WILLBURYS 59 (4009)    ILLIS
 MIRAGE 84-10230             28  19  1   76  DRAGON'S GUARD V (5792)    BLACKSTONE
 SPALDING 74-4004            20   8  1   76  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
-DEIRDRE 82-15176             9   6  0   76  TOADS OF AMBER 2 (5493)    DWES EG
 DONNA 61-3599               16   7  0   74  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 MISS SCARLET 25-5413        39  56  1   73  GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653)    LYRATILAN
 EEK THE CAT 2-4110          20   9  0   73  THE FUNNY FARM (3112)      NIANIA
-GERMAINE SHEPPARD 4-6514    18  18  0   72  DOGS OF WAR (3959)         JHELUM
 SOUL DEMON 24-2237          28  14  2   71  BLACK LIGHTNING (3439)     ZORPUNT
 RIRORNI BOLOGNESE 98-1913   18  12  3   71  SHEWISH PICNIC (5847)      SYVYN'S HILL
 KHITAI 97-3592               8   9  4   71  HYBORIAN WAR (5915)        SHADOW GROVE
-WARAGEN 60-5573             22  11  0   70  SAAB STORY (4290)          ARADI
 HEART 40-4333               19  13  1   70  CAPTAIN PLANET (5920)      ZENSU
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         15   7  0   70  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
-MAD MAX 82--9522            13   1  0   70  THE WILLBURYS 77 (5926)    DWES EG
-MY LAST FIVE 37-4439        12   5  1   70  THE WILLBURYS 37 (4150)    SIBIKHAS
 THE TICK 12-5659            43  38  0   69  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 BOB THE INHALER 3-6928      31  15  1   69  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 UPPER DECK 6-6268           16  10  0   69  BALTO (5881)               TRANSEL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183       10   6  5   69  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
 ONE 74-4204                 22  10  1   68  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 HIPS 30-4800                16   3  0   68  HER BEST ASSETS (5880)     IAYE
 PUSS N BOOTS 36-7165        15  10  1   67  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564     25  33  1   66  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
-DOARIAN GRAY 98-916         13   9  4   66  LXG III (4937)             SYVYN'S HILL
-LEO 13-2437                 12   5  0   66  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           48 128  1   65  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867        22   9  3   65  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911      21   9  0   65  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 MAKTOR 66-3115              14   9  0   65  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
-EARTH QUAKE 24-4885         19   5  1   64  DISASTER (5804)            ZORPUNT
 WALK THE LINE 11-6708       30 107  0   63  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 RELIGIOUS CULT 13-5348      19  19  0   63  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890 DULLENS
 BOLD MR. WASABI 2-5622       8   0  0   62  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 PINCH BLISTER 18-9859       22  15  0   61  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE LEAD PIPE 25-5495       17  17  2   61  GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653)    LYRATILAN
 LITTLE MOKELE 2 18-9946     13   5  0   61  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   51  94  1   60  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-SCOURGE 13-5277             26  33  4   60  THE CONFESSIORS (5899)     DULLENS
-MEGA PIXEL 3-6995           18   6  0   60  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 GAUNCE 96-3635              10   6  4   60  SUPE FORCES BG11C (5914)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 SSSKAH 65-7059              14  13  0   59  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 HK-47 18-8584               59 107  1   58  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 FRIDAY THE 13TH 10-5899     19  22  1   57  BACON MAKIN' (5879)        KOLACT
-CHAINSAW CHUCK 7-2582       17   6  0   57  TOOL SHED (5940)           BONSUR
 AMBEERDEXTROUS 2-5618       27  12  1   56  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 MR. SPOCK 29-5380           23  26  0   56  TREKKERS (5861)            LAPUR
 THOR 3-5672                 19  12  3   56  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 SQUASH 33-6351              18   9  3   56  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SJS 78-2862                 15   8  1   56  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN
-CAMDEN 6-6266               15   7  3   55  BALTO (5881)               TRANSEL
 FLITCHAK 65-3365            25  36  1   54  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 TRINKET 29-5517             18   8  1   54  SERPENTS HOLD (5934)       LAPUR
 FLATLINERS 10-5898          26  15  1   53  BACON MAKIN' (5879)        KOLACT
 JOEY 78-2847                16  16  3   53  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN
 ORRIE POLLAS 83-295         16  16  2   53  MIDDLE WAY 21 (5933)       TELORINTHE
-BACK 56-3949                13  13  0   52  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 WEBBED BEAUS 82--29078      21  16  1   50  DATING A FROG (5821)       DWES EG
 FABLE 14-4631               16  12  1   49  F WORDS (5906)             TOBIR
 CADILLAC DUNDEE 3-6956      24  19  1   48  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 GINI 66-3117                16  20  0   48  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 TOO BIG TO FAIL 21-6932     18   4  1   47  DEVIATION (5936)           SUNSET
 NOREEN 96-3636               9   7  3   44  SUPE FORCES BG11C (5914)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 HEMLOCK 2-5654              18   5  0   42  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
 DANIEL SILVERLOCK 43-4713   15   8  0   42  WARRIORS OF STEEL (5944)   VEASTIAN
 COL. MUSTARD 25-5411        24  63  0   40  GOTTA GET A CLUE (5653)    LYRATILAN
-THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378     12   4  0   40  ENIGMA 1 (5947)            DWES EG
 PHILLIP MORRIS 98-1698       6  10  4   40  CIGARETTES (5701)          SYVYN'S HILL
 MATT 78-2844                16  17  2   36  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN
 HARLEQUIN 65-7056           16  11  0   34  SERPENTS HOLD (5931)       DAL SHANG
 RICK O'SHEA 25-5028         16   9  2   32  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 TV ON THE RADIO 97-2519      9   6  5   28  COLLEGE RADIO BG (5375)    SHADOW GROVE
 MYSTIQUE 72-6212            18  15  0   25  BARBARIAN HORDE (5751)     DRAGONHEAD
 SQUYER 25-4871              25  59  0   13  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
HAGAR 3-3717              28   6  0 AESIR 1373             GILDED MURDERER 98-1679   645

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fight.  However, thanks for teaching me something. -- Flitchak

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ONE-TRICK PONY viciously subdued KATE BUSH in a 7 minute Challenge Title fight.
CONSORTIUM DORK demolished PRISONER BG23 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MIFFED SANDY won victory over HOFFA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
DINAH MIGHT devastated SHARK BAIT! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PEA POD devastated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
TOE PUPPET overpowered TALON in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CHIP vanquished CRAZED GOBLIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FUGAZI overpowered SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MISCHIEVOUS IMP was overpowered by CREATOR RUSH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DINGO was overpowered by DEXTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CONSTERNATION overcame DELAWARE RUN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
CONUNDRUM luckily beat DUMB BLONDE in a popular 6 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
FOUR OF SPADES was handily defeated by BEER GOGGLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPUD overpowered SLAP HAPPY in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
THE BUTCHER overpowered FURIOUS FOX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
WRATH luckily beat CLUSTER in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
NICKEL was overpowered by NORMAN BATES in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GOT NO BRAIN outwaited LINK HOGTHROB in a popular 8 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
MENTAL demolished MOIST TOWELETTE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
TENACIOUS unbelievably bested LORD TAYLOR in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fray.
WYRD was subdued by DERWEAR in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
WILD FIRE vanquished STRYKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TAREK overpowered GUT BUSTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CONCRETE won victory over SCURVY LADY in a popular 4 minute Challenge fray.
PLACES THE LOTION... overcame STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
JULIENNE overpowered WOLFBROTHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RED DAWG was unbelievably bested by BARRY in a exciting 7 minute Challenge fight.
BALDASSARE was overpowered by DRUNK DENNIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SURFER ROSA narrowly defeated JOLEE BINDO in a action packed 5 minute Challenge bout.
FROO-FROO devastated HELL WEEK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MISTY BLUE devastated BARBARIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
TAKE COVER was devastated by FELAWESHIPE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SHERRY overpowered FURIOUS GORGE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ALMOST PRETTY was vanquished by ALLIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PINK FLOYD was beaten by MISSION VAO in a exciting 3 minute Challenge competition.
FORMIDABLE handily defeated MISS SCARLET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KHITAI luckily beat GAUNCE in a action packed 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
PINCH BLISTER subdued FLITCHAK in a action packed 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
TWEEN was luckily beaten by TWO-PIECE TOENAIL in a exciting 4 minute Challenge brawl.
STAN DAUFF was handily defeated by MEABEER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
RICK O'SHEA was overpowered by FRIDAY THE 13TH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
JAMES DOOLITTLE overpowered STRATEGERY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FGC was outlasted by CANADIAN MIST in a popular 7 minute bloody fray.
SKITZOID SNOOPY vanquished POOP DECK GUY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CARE BEAR handily defeated BEAVER in a exciting 4 minute one-sided bout.
SELEX defeated UH-OH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
BILGE RAT handily defeated MR. STREPTOCOCCUS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
PIVOT devastated SKYWISE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
MADONNA demolished UNCLE FEISTY in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
FLAT TOP defeated MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
DORIE MILLER defeated CRAZY FINGERS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
LEMON DROP handily defeated RUMAKI in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
HOT TOMATO slimly won victory over IPECAC in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
CALYX was subdued by PRISONER BG11 in a 2 minute conflict.
FIBULARIS savagely defeated FLESH FLAYER in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
ETERNAL D.J. bested ULTIMATE PAIN in a action packed 1 minute match.
BURST viciously subdued THELONIUS in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
HAGAR was narrowly killed by GILDED MURDERER in a action packed 2 minute melee.
CAT IN THE HAT overpowered GAFF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PRISONER R09 was vanquished by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PETE MOSS demolished HARLEY THE CADAVER in a exciting 3 minute mismatched duel.
PRISONER B91 was overpowered by OTIS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SCRAPPLE luckily beat ANTAGONIST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fight.
HUGGY slimly won victory over SIDEWINDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
GLITTER MARKS demolished JUMPIN' in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CUDDLY was demolished by PRISONER 0103 in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
SOLSBURY HILL demolished THE NOTHING in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven conflict.
DIRK VLUG was defeated by PORTLY NEPOTIST in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
IMMOLATION was demolished by THOMAS FOWLER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
MARK OF THE BEAST was beaten by *WINTER* in a exciting 1 minute bloody contest.
TONY SIRAGUSA was overpowered by CONFUSION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JETSAM was subdued by THE MONARCH in a 2 minute fray.
ALICE BLUE was savagely defeated by DIRT BAG in a 20 minute gory contest.
BLOOD PIE demolished WHITE THUNDER in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
NULL REGINE vanquished SPYDER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
JACKASS was overpowered by BILLY MITCHELL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
KAORU MOTO was beaten by SALENA WARSMITH in a popular 1 minute fight.
KNOTHANDLER was handily defeated by WEE MAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
CHOWDER RISK was overpowered by SPEKTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRISONER 0227 overpowered IMAGINUS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES vanquished HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM in a popular 2 minute uneven contest.
PAUL WIEDORFER was devastated by MORGAN TRUST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLABBY-O devastated RANCID WAIF in a 1 minute uneven battle.
NOT ADULT DIAPERS overpowered BUDDERCUP in a action packed 1 minute uneven brawl.
YELLOW SUBMARINE handily defeated NO CHASER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ARTHUR DEFRANZO lost to PRISONER 0118 in a action packed 1 minute fray.
EDDIE RICKENBACKER overpowered SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 3 minute mismatched competition.
WEYLUND was subdued by MANUEL PEREZ in a popular 1 minute competition.
JUNGLE JUICE bested CLOVER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
BIGGLES was luckily beaten by MATTEONE in a popular 5 minute gory fight.
MOLLY overpowered SALLY RIDE in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
CANADA COOLER was vanquished by BETTERTHANEVER in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
HOFFA defeated HAPPY APPLE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
LEO POWERS was demolished by MY SHADOW in a 1 minute uneven contest.
RIREMA was devastated by GOB in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
E. VICTOR viciously subdued AFRICAN GREY in a popular 2 minute brutal struggle.
HEMPEN JIG overpowered NEOPHYTE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRICKET overpowered HONEY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DAY TURNER handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DESPAIR demolished SNOW PEA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MAYHEM was demolished by SMOKEY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
LUCKY DAWG unbelievably bested CHAINSAW VIGILANTE in a exciting 2 minute bloody brawl.
BART SIMPSON subdued GREASESPOT in a 2 minute bout.
SHARD OF STONE overpowered WALTER EHLERS in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
TATIANA SEASPRITE was outlasted by TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 10 minute match.
SOVEREYN demolished RAINSONG in a 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
BINGE N PURGE was overpowered by ARTHUR BEYER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON overpowered PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HERSHEL WILLIAMS beat ZOMBIE PARENT in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
ABSOLUTE ZERO overpowered MCBAIN in a action packed 4 minute mismatched battle.
THE ATOMIZER overpowered DARTH SION in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
STEINBACH luckily beat INTIMIDATION in a popular 3 minute gory brawl.
YELLOW JACKET was vanquished by INCISOR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
OPRAHWINDFURY bested TYLER DURDEN in a exciting 2 minute fray.
BLACK BREEZE demolished TOM BAKER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KRONIC BLAZE overpowered CARDINAL KRAKEN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PREDNIZONE was handily defeated by RAGING FIRE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
FURTIVE RETURNS was viciously subdued by KHAKI in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
CECIL BOLTON was devastated by TYR in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BABY DUCK vanquished PHILLIP MORRIS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SOUL DEMON was handily defeated by SINISTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
POLYNIKES vanquished TRINKET in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.
AMBEERDEXTROUS was demolished by MISS AN THROPE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DRY KEG was devastated by ROBERT DUNLAP in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
NIGHTBINDER vanquished THOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LORD EARL GREY demolished LOUD DRUNK in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GANGPLANK RIDER overpowered SSSKAH in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE LEAD PIPE was bested by PENICILLEN in a popular 6 minute struggle.
COL. MUSTARD outwaited TV ON THE RADIO in a unpopular 13 minute one-sided fight.
TREESTUMP was handily defeated by KING KONG in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
THE SMELL OF IT was viciously subdued by HELEN KELLER in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
WALL OF GLASS narrowly defeated JOEY in a action packed 3 minute match.
SQUYER was savagely defeated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
DANIEL SILVERLOCK was overpowered by PUSS N BOOTS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DELIA'S GONE luckily beat HIPS in a exciting 2 minute brutal competition.
QUEEN RANDI overpowered NOREEN in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched struggle.
WALK THE LINE won victory over ORRIE POLLAS in a popular 3 minute match.
SQUASH vanquished MATT in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
ARTHUR DENT overpowered GINI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
SJS was beaten by BONNIE BARROW in a action packed 1 minute battle.
WEBBED BEAUS was beaten by BOLD MR. WASABI in a 2 minute bout.
ONE was demolished by MASTINA in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
TOO BIG TO FAIL was handily defeated by DONNA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FRITERSATAFATFARM viciously subdued ANTON CHIGURH in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
SPALDING vanquished HARLEQUIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HEMLOCK was demolished by UPPER DECK in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FLATLINERS was defeated by THE TICK in a 3 minute struggle.
MIRAGE lost to FRISKY in a 2 minute fight.
DELION vanquished EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LITTLE MOKELE 2 was bested by EEK THE CAT in a 2 minute bout.
MYSTIQUE was overpowered by DEAD LEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MAKTOR was beaten by SAM ADAMS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
MR. SPOCK was bested by CHARLIE PATTON in a popular 1 minute match.
RIRORNI BOLOGNESE handily defeated CADILLAC DUNDEE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HEART overcame HK-47 in a exciting 2 minute battle.
RELIGIOUS CULT was devastated by CATNIP BASTARD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HUGH GRANT overpowered ASHEN SHUGAR in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
FABLE was devastated by BOB THE INHALER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  86         PARRY-LUNGE       89 -  72 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      80         LUNGING ATTACK   405 - 346 -  8      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     29         PARRY-STRIKE      35 -  30 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   29         PARRY-RIPOSTE     43 -  38 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         TOTAL PARRY      153 - 140 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         WALL OF STEEL    130 - 124 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     21         SLASHING ATTACK  107 - 108 -  3      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         AIMED BLOW       326 - 345 -  5      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         STRIKING ATTACK   89 - 132 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    42 -  81 -  0      34  |

Turn 645 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       22 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 13         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  9     LUNGING ATTACK    35 - 51         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  8     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 20         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        46 - 34     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717   58  22  0  282 BAG OF TRICKS (5632)
PARRY-LUNGE      ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931       108  44  0  388 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
AIMED BLOW       GILDED MURDERER 98-1679    27  30  7  317 THE HUNTED F9 (5700)
LUNGING ATTACK   FLAT TOP 35-3533           76  28  1  292 THE BEARS (2674)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOE PUPPET 18-9544         61  36  0  253 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL    GLITTER MARKS 18-5023     106  72  1  248 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     95  71  1  238 THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLABBY-O 82-30720          87  43  1  216 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413         136  75  0  207 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
BASHING ATTACK   DELAWARE RUN 42-4400       65  50  4  203 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586.  The ten other most popular fighters were LORD TAYLOR 
74-3731, FGC 47-6648, KATE BUSH 18-1413, KHAKI 76-2305, DUMB BLONDE 18-1637, JOLEE 
BINDO 18-8915, LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358, RED DAWG 41-2689, TWEEN 82--18625, and BIGGLES 
60-6032.

The least popular fighter this week was COL. MUSTARD 25-5411.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TV ON THE RADIO 97-2519, FABLE 14-4631, ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867, 
MAKTOR 66-3115, MYSTIQUE 72-6212, HEMLOCK 2-5654, HARLEQUIN 65-7056, TOO BIG TO FAIL 
21-6932, ONE 74-4204, and DANIEL SILVERLOCK 43-4713.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  8 0  IAYE(30)             3  6 0  ARADI(60)            3  6 0  
NIANIA(2)            4  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   8  4 0  JURINE(61)           2  2 0  
OSKSI(3)            10  9 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  3 0  JHANS(36)            4  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            3  1 0  ZENSU(40)            3  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         4  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  4 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        4  3 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  8 0  VEASTIAN(43)         3  3 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  3 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  3 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  4 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         18 19 0  
TALCAMA(18)         11  8 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          3  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  5 0  TRICORUS(51)         3  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  3 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          3  4 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  4 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        5  5 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     4  2 1  
CALEAM(26)           2  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      5  2 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUGGY 1-2227                67  52  3  264  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 THE MONARCH 2-5688          29  11  0  207  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931        108  44  0  388  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ULTIMATE PAIN 4-5774        30  11  1  210  LUROCIANS Z2 (5459)        JHELUM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MISS AN THROPE 6-2956       15  12  1   84  STREET URCHINS (5628)      TRANSEL
 TENACIOUS 7-5337           119  57  1  215  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 CONSTERNATION 8-4896        46  12  1  214  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 HEMPEN JIG 9-5388           37  34  2  202  SEA DOGS (5675)            ZUKAL
 FRIDAY THE 13TH 10-5899     19  22  1   57  BACON MAKIN' (5879)        KOLACT
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     80 122  2  210  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BARRY 12-5663               47  45  0  168  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 ZOMBIE PARENT 13-5345       21  17  4  127  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890 DULLENS
 FRISKY 14-4634              22   6  3   88  F WORDS (5906)             TOBIR
 CRICKET 16-5544             29  19  0  179  LEGENDS (5661)             WILLAF
 TOE PUPPET 18-9544          61  36  0  253  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           51  27  2  281  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         66  32  0  217  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      95  71  1  238  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               70  49  1  235  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751        40  37  1  197  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         28  16  3  152  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 CALYX 30-4151               69  75  2  195  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 PEA POD 33-7338             53  33  0  294  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            76  28  1  292  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SPEKTER 36-4921             45  37  0  209  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 MATTEONE 37-1045            61  34  0  213  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5449)    SIBIKHAS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              22   4  2  207  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 SELEX 40-3039               44  16  0  264  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146     26   4  0  260  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        65  50  4  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       65  45  0  208  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 IPECAC 45-3625              46  48  0  201  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   50 141  2  112  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 FGC 47-6648                 25   8  0  203  KAOS (5808)                NORTH FORK
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           53  42  0  253  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185              118 207  0  203  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 CANADIAN MIST 50-1136       46  25  2  219  CANADIAN CLUB (5452)       SNOWBOUND
 BILGE RAT 51-5334           48  34  1  272  SEA DOGS (5590)            TRICORUS
 MOD COD 55-2638            154 155  4  205  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 MEABEER 56-3899             20  10  0  100  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 CONFUSION 58-4913           50  42  1  213  FULL TILT (2794)           DELARQ TOR
 PIVOT 60-4811               32  14  1  269  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 SPYDER 61-2675              16  12  0  173  THEIVES GUILD (4328)       JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       142  99  2  217  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DERWEAR 63-2619             20  16  0  189  UN (5397)                  AMEN-TEI
 *WINTER* 65-3644            45  40  1  213  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 MAKTOR 66-3115              14   9  0   65  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569     10   6  1   89  BEASTS OF NEON (5898)      CIMMERIAC
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      37  32  1  103  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 MORGAN TRUST 74-2717        28  18  0  214  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 KHAKI 76-2305               28  18  1  151  COLORS (3468)              SIMTAKKA
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          36  39  2  166  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 TYLER DURDEN 78-2577        16  14  1  100  PROJECT:  MAYHEM (5778)    LIN TIRIAN
 DEXTER 81-452               40  33  0  215  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 ONE-TRICK PONY 82--17717    58  22  0  282  BAG OF TRICKS (5632)       DWES EG
 ORRIE POLLAS 83-295         16  16  2   53  MIDDLE WAY 21 (5933)       TELORINTHE
 CREATOR RUSH 84-5327        40  19  3  234  101308B (5724)             BLACKSTONE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           66  59  5  222  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            70  55  3  223  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 GILDED MURDERER 98-1679     27  30  7  317  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620       42  35  4  204  DUNGEON CELL 508C (5584)   SOUTH RIDGE