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Date   : 12/27/2011    Duedate: 01/09/2012

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 662

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 AESIR 3/1373          51   23   0 68.9    8 THEM 21/879         3978 2634  75 60.2
    THE FUNNY FARM 2/3112                       BOOZE 1/5845
  2 LUROCIANS X 82/6044  245  127   4 65.9      BABES 36/3876
    LUROCIANS EXTREME 11/5975                   CORPS 74/3405
  3 COLORS 12/5968       902  527  12 63.1      COLORS 76/3468
    F-TROOP 82/5310                             VEGGIES 33/4058
    TEAM FLOYD 38/741                           DISASTER 24/5804
    C. U. LATER 82/6031                         HOT STUFF 9/5831
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                       DISASTERS 62/6009
    FLOYDIAN SLIP 97/5317                       THE BEARS 35/2674
    DWARVEN HEROES 60/5082                      THE BEARS 62/3345
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/5189                    THE SEALS 14/2550
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276                    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541
    COLLEGE RADIO BG 97/5375                    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272
    GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/4890                    DEATH THREAT 29/4804
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                 9-DARQUE FORC 45/4881   42   30   0 58.3
    THE HONOR GUARD 2 68/5969                   DARQUE FORCES II 50/6035
    THE MOTHERSHIP II 19/3104                   IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/6036
  4-MAN OR BEAS 19/6040  125   74   1 62.8   10 KAOS 47/5808         226  165   3 57.8
  5 011510A 5/5960       772  486   6 61.4      KAOS IV 82/5984
    042909A 2/5852                              FURRY FURY 11/5840
    012006E 82/6053                          11-KIWI CONNEC 39/6033  113   85   2 57.1
    040908F 82/5719                             THE FAMILY TREE 73/6038
    071406AD 6/5893                          12 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/6028    4    3   0 57.1
    101308B 84/5724                             POWER LEGION 16/5356
    121604Q 82/6049                             LETHAL LEGION 40/5410
    BLAH TEAM 8 82/6047                         FOREIGN LEGION 14/5424
    PUDS AGAIN 8 82/6045                     13 COLORS 96/5636      1142  875  10 56.6
    TO DIE FOR 2 96/5780                        FUNDIES 82/5601
    THE HUNTED F9 98/5700                       ABSTRACTION 82/6056
    IRATE FORMATIONS 3/5830                     HALF A WORD 82/5818
    A VIEW TO A KILL 82/6050                    OOH HAA HAA 82/5599
    KILL THEM ALL! M2 99/5850                   STREET PIZZA 18/786
    SUPERIOR HORSES II 82/6054                  DUNGEON CELL 82/6052
    BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 96/5913                 SESAME STAPH 82/5600
  6 DREAMTIME 60/5618    562  359   5 61.0      ANIMAL'S FARM 82/5823
    DUDE RANCH 13/6023                          DATING A FROG 82/5821
    FUCHI OWNED 81/5530                         LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/5596
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/5585
  7 COOL DORKS 84/5930  1146  739  11 60.8      TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583
    ALL FINESSE 38/4746                         WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314
    HYBORIAN WAR 97/5915                        WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        4-LETTER ERRORS 82/5611
    BAG OF TRICKS 82/5632                       STUFF MARK SAYS 82/5610
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                       LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! 82/5817
    CONSANGUINEOUS 8/5680                       STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279
    FORMER BOSSES 84/6021                       LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 82/6046
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                   14 THE INEPTS 33/419    664  538   7 55.2
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     WATER DECK 24/4935
    AGAINST ALL ODDS 82/6016                    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051
    FRUIT OF THE LOOM 60/5976                   LET'S DUEL! 17/5137
    PERFECTION QUEST 3 82/5727                  NUMBERS GAME 31/4642

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    STUPID WOW NAMES 2 99/5849                  INTO THE SWIM 97/5145
    ALL NIGHT LONG 31/5402                   24 DA BULLS 13/6024     126  129   0 49.4
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     MMMM BEER! 13/5942
    FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208                  SERPENTS HOLD 2/5939
 15 SWEET BLISS 24/5904  314  255   2 55.2      ZOMBIE SQUAD 75/6027
    THE SABBATS 82/5006                         SERPENTS HOLD 21/5860
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                      SERPENTS HOLD 29/5934
    THE DREADLANDS 82/6051                      SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958
    THE INQUISITION 66/1823                     SERPENTS HOLD 65/5931
    ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 82/5815                    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/5948
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477                   SERPENT'S HOLD 68/2120
 16-KARNIVORZ 36/5292    320  279   2 53.4      SERPENTS HOLD 2 9/5999
    WOLF AND MAN 2 98/6039                      ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/6058
    OF WOLF AND MAN 81/5565                     ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/5848
 17 DEVIATION 21/5936    209  185   2 53.0      SERPENTS HOLD 2 51/5961
    DEVIATION 47/6034                           DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/5792
    PYROMANIA 52/5742                           SERPENTS HOLD II 19/6041
    PYROMANIA 82/5785                           SERPENTS HOLD 113 63/6059
    STATE OF MIND 3/1791                     25 EVIL 82/5487        2095 2165  23 49.2
    STATE OF MIND 9/5841                        FANTASIA 1/4914
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1595                      DERANGED! 99/5704
 18 SEA DOGS 1/5428      488  460   2 51.5      BLACK JUNTA 1/4913
    SEA DOGS 9/5675                             DERANGED 6 97/5782
    SEA DOGS 12/5858                            TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                            FORGE OF FURY 82/5812
    SEA DOGS 33/5864                            GATES OF FIRE 74/5867
    SEA DOGS 35/5865                            BEASTS OF NEON 69/5898
    DUNGEON CELL 42/5683                        CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/5777                      MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899
    SHEWISH BUFFET 26/5997                      THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912
    SHEWISH PICNIC 98/5847                      UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910
    DUNGEON CELL 24 82/5477                     BUBBA LOVES CHESS 38/4900
    DUNGEON CELL 45 82/5764                  26 F WORDS 14/5906       38   41   0 48.1
    DUNGEON CELL 48 84/6005                     MERC'D MAFIA 20/5950
    DUNGEON CELL B9 82/5796                  27 FANGS 9/5444        2403 2607  17 48.0
    DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/5584                   I GOTTA GO 30/4646
    DUNGEON CELL W10A 97/5878                   MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298
 19-LXG III 98/4937      225  219   1 50.7      MEDAL OF HONOR 82/5824
    THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990                    LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212
    THE WILLBURYS 34 82/4260                    MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
    THE WILLBURYS 37 37/4150                    MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/5825
 20 SUPE FORCES 96/5914 1004  983  13 50.5      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
    SUPE FORCES BG11S2 99/5992                  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757                  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/4578                  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411                  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/5828                 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/5725
    4604 SUPERIOR FORCES 82/6055                MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/5668
    SUPERIOR FORCES 7402 82/6048                MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/5677
 21 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119  1213 1207  14 50.1      MEDAL OF HONOR J4 24/5720
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/5702
 22 TEAM W 98/5988       390  389   3 50.1      MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 82/5694
    THE ZOO 16/2721                             MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407
    ENIGMA 1 82/5947                            MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406
    BAD BREAD 33/3567                        28 COMIC BOOK  62/4645  805  912   9 46.9
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                        29-RENEGADES II 5/1173   71   86   1 45.2
    OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                          FEMMES FATAL 18/2753
    SUMO BASHO 77/6043                          MYSTIK RAINBOW 55/4270
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                     30 BOMB SQUAD 66/3779    49   60   2 45.0
    OTTO'S DINER 81/5803                        DELTA BLUES 30/4115
 23-PHILANTHROPI 4/6032   19   19   0 50.0      MEN OF STEEL 56/4093

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    PHILANTHROPISTS 60/6037                  31-WON AT POOL 62/6042   56   70   1 44.4
 32 TREKKERS 29/5861     138  175   1 44.1      RABBIT DROPPINGS 13/5811
    CUNNING RUNTS 19/5657                       THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/4737
    ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/5654                       GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/5257
    THE HITCHHIKERS 11/5946                  38 PUBLIC ENEM 50/6022   16   27   0 37.2
 33 HEROES 33/5938       157  206   1 43.3      ASIAN INVASION 54/5974
    RHYME TYME 55/1881                       39 LORDS OF CH 48/3972    7   13   0 35.0
    THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432                     TEMPLE OF STEEL 36/4026
    WARRIORS OF STEEL 43/5944                40 STORIES 49/2835     1130 2123  17 34.7
 34 GENERATION X 3/5712   99  132   2 42.9      UNDER DURESS 64/2999
    THE STORM FRONT 41/1504                     BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421
 35 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    530  799   2 39.9   41 SAND DANCER 75/2258  766 1480   6 34.1
 36 CATS 82/5959         503  833   5 37.6      MIDDLE WAY 25 60/6057
    MEDS 43/4924                                CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/3107
    EMETICS 45/5033                          42 J 78/5888            220  443   1 33.2
    THE CITY 12/4918                            HENPCS 22/5967
    STRIPPERS 82/5996                           DOCTORS 61/5885
    BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                         MONOPOLY 19/5957
    HAPLESS WAIF 8/5949                         NUMB-ERS 74/5918
    PARTY GEEKS 74/4925                         QUESTIONS 51/6017
    JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                       WRESTLING 24/6002
    CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917                      CAPTAIN PLANET 40/5920
 37 BIG BAD 7/4401        47   78   1 37.6      LONG SWORD CLUB 5/5998
    FRUITS 51/5038                              OUT OF CONTROL 62/6025
    SHEPHERDS 18/1774                           EMOTIONAL PANTS 16/6018
    FAMOUS HITTERS 3/4434                       IS THAT A CLUE? 43/6012
    MIGHTY MORALS II 1/5889                     HARRY POTTER AND THE 13/5890
    NEXT GENERATION 18/4678                  43 BLACK LIGHT 24/3439   17   37   0 31.5
    NEXT GENERATION 58/4408                  44-ARCHAIC CHA 81/6030    2    0   0  100

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Good afternoon, my fellow warriors!  Touchdown Talon here to talk to you on my
first trip to the Tower Guardian's throne-- but hopefully not my last.  Many of you
who know me, know that I'm not the smartest warrior around-- but I learn through
doing things over and over-- I've practiced this speech 100 times-- so hopefully I'll
do okay.  I'm really looking forward to the tournament in a few weeks... you never
know what's going to happen-- but I have not been this excited for a tourney since my
original bloodgames matches.  I hope me and my fellow Talahya warriors can take home
the title in many of the AD tournaments I stayed around for many of the fights last
week after I finished off Solsbury... there's a lot of warriors here, I didn't get
back to our guuildhouse until well after dark!  I started thinking about all the
other arenas out there and how many up and coming warriors there are there in all the
other cities... kinda blew my mind!  It makes me understand why you managers keep
doing what you do-- must be a good way to make a living!  I'm not complaining though,
our guildhouse is by far the nicest place I've ever lived-- especially considering
the dungeon I had been in before the bloodgames matches.  How did I get there?
 What's my story?  I'll tell you... if I win my next fight and get to address you
again next time!! -- Touchdown Talon!

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, my fellow Talahyans!

     The days are getting longer now, which is a relief, isn't it?  And we even have
sunshine today!
     First off, I'd like to thank Touchdown Talon for writing a column!  And since he
won his fight, this means that his next column will explain how he came to be in
prison, from which he was released for the Bloodgames.  TOUCHDOWN TALON! (96-1072)
(44-26-5,366) of ARCANE BOWL challenged CRAZY FINGERS (30-4480) (119-71-2,244) of THE
WARLOCKS.  TOUCHDOWN TALON! devastated CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute Challenge Title
match.  That's Destitute Noble's man defeating a fighter managed by Malaquar.  With
Malaquar's experience and record, it did look as though he had an advantage, so well
done!  And I look forward to your next column, Mr. Talon.  Touchdown Talon is our
premier Aimed Blow.
     Naturally, our overall popularity leader is Ho-Chan the Axe, who won his fight
today.  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (171-180-3,245) of SAND DANCERS fought TALON (18-
7782) (42-20-1,264) of GET OUTTA MY WAY.  HO-CHAN THE AXE savagely defeated TALON in
a popular 3 minute gory fight.  Ho-Chan looked very very splendid, and very foreign
as well, in his "Wings of Dawn" outfit.  And Ho-Chan is our top Striker.
     This cycle's favorie:  Madonna.  MADONNA (60-7780) (91-58-4,252) of THINGS ILL
NEVER GET fought SURFER ROSA (97-1192) (31-12-3,183) of COLLEGE RADIO.  MADONNA
savagely defeated SURFER ROSA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody brawl.  Ah, yes.
Surfer Rosa must be a defensive fighter, eh?  The spectators don't tend to like that.
Madonna is our top Lunger.  I believe that was The Upright Man versus Floyd.
     We actually had five Tournament Victor challenges today.  That's pretty good!
*  CONUNDRUM (8-4892) (50-30-1,229) of CONSANGUINEOUS TV challenged THE MONARCH (2-
5688) (38-18-0,237) of 042909A.  CONUNDRUM bested THE MONARCH in a crowd pleasing 4
minute Challenge fight.  Mannequin vs. The Muffin Man.
*  WENT TO MARKET (25-4288) (47-62-2,208) of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY TV challenged BEER
GOGGLES (33-6819) (53-75-1,204) of JOYS OF BOOZE.  WENT TO MARKET vanquished BEER
GOGGLES in an exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Assurnasirbanipal vs.
Berylstar.
*  MR. GHERKIN (6-6385) (14-1-0,181) of 071406AD TV challenged BALL PEIN (1-8379)
(37-23-4,213) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST.  MR. GHERKIN overpowered BALL PEIN in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge duel.  The Muffin Man vs. Mannequin.
*  SCOOTIE PUFF JR (5-5033) (29-8-1,196) of 011510A TV challenged OPRAHWINDFURY (99-
2296) (25-20-3,202) of STUPID WOW NAMES 2.  SCOOTIE PUFF JR savagely defeated
OPRAHWINDFURY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.   The Muffin Man vs. Mannequin, again.
Hmm -- I detect a pattern!
*  THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) (7-0-0,65) of 042909A TV challenged DARK HORSE (82-35085)
(16-13-0,68) of AGAINST ALL ODDS.  THE BUNNY GOD devastated DARK HORSE in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge duel.  The Muffin Man vs. Mannequin, yet again.
     Colors avoided Da Dog Powndaz.  That's Floyd avoiding Marma Duke.  Good job!
     That's all I have to say today, in addition to which, the Commission's runner is
pounding on my office door.  So it's that time.  See you in two weeks, my friends.

Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072     45  26  5  400  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CONSTERNATION 8-4896         62  13  1  356  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488      58  22  3  272  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
 MADONNA 60-7780              92  58  4  266  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435)ARADI
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670      172 180  3  264  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574             96  71  1  262  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 SEGAL 14-3779                40  25     262  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 KAORU MOTO 82-48418          32  25     262  MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (5694)  DWES EG
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751         50  44  1  260  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918            78  64  5  259  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 GAFF 82-34939                45  27  1  254  4-LETTER ERRORS (5611)     DWES EG
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961             83  59  3  252  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 PRISONER 0118 82-33748       60  83     252  DUNGEON CELL 24 (5477)     DWES EG
 CONUNDRUM 8-4892             51  30  1  247  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909  30  24  5  247  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL
 COCO NUTS 60-8163            20   2  2  247  FRUIT OF THE LOOM (5976)   ARADI
 IPECAC 45-3625               57  54     241  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 ALICE BLUE 96-2933           37  30  4  241  COLORS (5636)              OLD VALAMANTIS
 PRIDEFEST 12-2717            74  61  2  240  COLORS (5968)              RIZTAB
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237      75  56  2  238  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759         76  43  1  237  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918      33  10  2  237  COOL DORKS (5930)          BLACKSTONE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        154 104  2  231  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            125  59  1  229  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229          66  39  3  228  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
-RAGING FIRE 29-4407          35  22  3  227  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 JULIENNE 82-28026            31  17     227  PERFECTION QUEST 3 (5727)  DWES EG
-NOFX 19-3180                 79  45  2  226  THE MOTHERSHIP II (3104)   ZUWAYZA
 HORTATOR 1-7791              50  40  3  226  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 NAY PALM 52-1439             58  29     224  PYROMANIA (5742)           FRATSFA
 MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366   44  26     224  SESAME STAPH (5600)        DWES EG
 CALIENTE 38-3263             64  41  1  221  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 SCURVY LADY 12-6783          32  17     221  SEA DOGS (5858)            RIZTAB
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968      99  65  1  219  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288       48  62  2  219  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (4737)  LYRATILAN
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358        32  19     219  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 BLACK BREEZE 1-6522          31  12  1  219  BLACK JUNTA (4913)         MORDANT
 NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192        65  37  2  218  THE HONOR GUARD 2 (5969)   FIREHOLD
 PRISONER R09 82-51085        36  17  1  218  DUNGEON CELL 4 (5777)      DWES EG
 WEE MAN 19-5071              41  52     216  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 MIRAGE 84-10230              37  27  1  213  DRAGON'S GUARD V (5792)    BLACKSTONE
 ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        49  39     212  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637          40  24     212  BIG APPLE MENACE (3276)    DAL SHANG
 CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569      22  11  1  212  BEASTS OF NEON (5898)      CIMMERIAC
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648         68  63  1  211  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
-KYRA 36-7316                 42  14  1  211  BABES (3876)               JHANS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WYRD 1-8156                  46  51  2  210  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
-HEMPEN JIG 9-5388            40  38  2  210  SEA DOGS (5675)            ZUKAL
 BEAVER 82-39056              38  19     210  ANIMAL'S FARM (5823)       DWES EG
 RED DAWG 41-2689             37  30  2  210  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 SHARK BAIT! 82-24424         36  37  1  210  OOH HAA HAA (5599)         DWES EG
-MABON 82-10314               15  23     210  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031           46  90     209  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033       30   8  1  209  011510A (5960)             KALTOS
 MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           15   1     209  071406AD (5893)            TRANSEL
 CATNIP BASTARD 99-2320       28  19  4  208  KILL THEM ALL! M2 (5850)   SOUTH RIDGE
 CECIL BOLTON 82-42248        26  33     208  MEDAL OF HONOR V (5825)    DWES EG
 DICK TATER 18-8675           23  15  2  207  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558        64  70  6  206  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 CREATOR RUSH 84-5327         49  27  3  206  101308B (5724)             BLACKSTONE
 UNCLE FEISTY 82-55652        46  31     206  040908F (5719)             DWES EG
 INCISOR 9-5185               63  69  1  204  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 KHAKI 76-2305                36  25  1  204  COLORS (3468)              SIMTAKKA
 BLOODY SKIN 20-1986          49  55  1  203  MERC'D MAFIA (5950)        SEAM
-TURD BURGLAR 2-5431          44  44     203  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 THE MONARCH 2-5688           38  19     203  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 BART SIMPSON 19-5072         38  36     203  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 SAM ADAMS 13-5376            31   9     203  MMMM BEER! (5942)          DULLENS
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      101  82  1  202  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 PETE MOSS 19-4968            62  33  2  202  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 DEAD LEE 8-3142              27  15     202  YOU PAY I SLAY (5948)      ARKERS
 OTIS 3-6501                  93  73  5  201  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646       72  69  1  201  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-ONE-TRICK PONY 82-47819      64  28     201  BAG OF TRICKS (5632)       DWES EG
 NICK NITRO 60-4767           41  52     201  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 UH-OH 82-33703               37  32  2  201  STUFF MARK SAYS (5610)     DWES EG
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104      30  29  4  201  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 THE PHANTOM 21-1447          57  44  4  200  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 GYRADOS 24-4476              49  27     200  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 FORMIDABLE 82-17495          19  13     200  F-TROOP (5310)             DWES EG
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472        72  55     199  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-26471    36  24  1  199  LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (5817)  DWES EG
 PRISONER 0227 82-36363       30  28  1  199  DUNGEON CELL 45 (5764)     DWES EG
 OPRAHWINDFURY 99-2296        25  21  3  199  STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (5849)  SOUTH RIDGE
-SPEKTER 36-4921              56  42     198  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 MAYHEM 98-1292               35  29  4  198  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5585)      SYVYN'S HILL
 WILD FIRE 24-4880            34  11  4  198  DISASTER (5804)            ZORPUNT
 MR. SPOCK 29-5380            34  32     198  TREKKERS (5861)            LAPUR
-MY SHADOW 47-6649            28  15  2  198  KAOS (5808)                NORTH FORK
 HOPE 20-2555                 43  47  1  197  MERC'D MAFIA (5950)        SEAM
-(J)AY (C)EE 13-2647          37  22     197  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
 SINISTER 82-3298             20  13     197  EVIL (5487)                DWES EG
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186    94  89     196  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683          74  64  2  196  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620        52  42  4  196  DUNGEON CELL 508C (5584)   SOUTH RIDGE
 PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876       48  16  1  196  MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (5720)   ZORPUNT
 DINGO 35-3716                48  27  1  196  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 TALON 18-7782                42  21  1  196  GET OUTTA MY WAY (4890)    TALCAMA
 ABSOLUTE ZERO 18-7586        25  18     196  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 NIGHTBINDER 82-3120          24  17  2  196  FORGE OF FURY (5812)       DWES EG
 PRISONER BG23 97-3369        22  38  5  196  DUNGEON CELL W10A (5878)   SHADOW GROVE
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       119  72  2  195  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 THE NOTHING 1-3297           99 126  1  195  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 NO CHASER 33-6490            49  57     195  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOT ADULT DIAPERS 82-26502   43  29  1  195  FUNDIES (5601)             DWES EG
 DENG FEI 54-84               28  16  4  195  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638             165 161  4  194  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       148 124  3  194  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
-SLIPPY BRICKBOY 66-1833      45  35     194  THE INQUISITION (1823)     TARRGIR
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192          31  13  3  194  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
-GEOPHREE-ROIE 5-1892         44  35  1  193  RENEGADES II (1173)        KALTOS
-SNOW PEA 33-5014             38  32  3  193  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MISTY BLUE 74-2944           36  22  2  193  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 PICKY URCHIN 33-3152         33  18     193  THE INEPTS (419)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 MERCEDES 82-56033            25  14     193  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 BIGGLES 60-6032              55  82  1  192  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 NORMAN BATES 99-2102         49  25  5  192  DERANGED! (5704)           SOUTH RIDGE
 DAY TURNER 40-4279           44  48     192  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 POLYNIKES 74-4191            32  13     192  GATES OF FIRE (5867)       DAYLA KIV
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883           30  20  1  192  SERPENTS HOLD (5860)       SUNSET
 FIBULARIS 82-28877           84  81  1  191  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 LEMON DROP 33-6685           54  82  1  191  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 WEBBED BEAUS 82-36458        34  20  1  191  DATING A FROG (5821)       DWES EG
-MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418        83 135  1  190  CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107)    MURSKA
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775   53  39  2  190  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819         53  76  1  190  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 WARHEAD 82-13913             34  15     190  PYROMANIA (5785)           DWES EG
 VAN DERMINT 1-8203           32  20  2  190  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
-RIREMA 36-6934               31  20  3  190  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 CONSPIRACY 9-4649            31  19  1  190  STATE OF MIND (5841)       ZUKAL
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705          63  70  1  189  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 TYR 3-5575                   36   8     189  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 MIFFED SANDY 96-3444         19  14  3  189  BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (5913) OLD VALAMANTIS
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413           40  33     188  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040         39  36     188  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923         35  27     188  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 THE ATOMIZER 18-7753         25  14     188  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           46  69     187  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 IMMOLATION 99-1522           29  35  4  187  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
 CLUSTER 82-28582             25  34  2  187  HALF A WORD (5818)         DWES EG
 EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776  61  99  2  186  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434         49  71  1  186  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 LUCKY DAWG 41-2751           33  27  1  186  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 FUGAZI 38-3565               31  12  2  186  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CALYX 30-4151                76  85  2  185  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 EL NINO 41-4430              28  21     185  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 BALL PEIN 1-8379             37  24  4  184  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 HOFFA 49-3185               124 218     183  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 THE TICK 12-5659             55  43     183  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718          50  78  1  182  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SOVEREYN 25-4870             45  56     182  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 GOT NO BRAIN 3-3617          39  35     182  STATE OF MIND (1791)       OSKSI
 TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 2-5627     31  23  1  182  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 KARATE WRECKER 60-6693       27  27     182  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 GANGPLANK RIDER 33-7671      24  13  1  182  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 LEO POWERS 43-4599           50  46     181  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER R02 82-51078        51  45  1  180  DUNGEON CELL 4 (5777)      DWES EG
 DIRK VLUG 99-1956            31  42  4  180  MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (5702)   SOUTH RIDGE
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967            64  73     179  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           102  45  1  178  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           42  61  1  178  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 EEK THE CAT 2-4110           32  13     178  THE FUNNY FARM (3112)      NIANIA
 BARBARIAN 12-4783            26  53     178  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (5828) RIZTAB
 ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867         29  18  5  177  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 WEYLUND 82-3660              82 120  1  175  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457       27  33  4  175  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444      27  19     175  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 LITTLE MOKELE 2 18-9946      24  11     175  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798      63  99  2  173  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767     41  33  2  172  MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (5725)   CALEAM
-TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419      67 151  3  171  CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107)    MURSKA
 HONEST JILES 1-7576          22   8  1  171  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572      25  25  5  170  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           51  59  1  169  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 IMAGINUS 24-3987             24  28  1  169  BLACK LIGHTNING (3439)     ZORPUNT
 COFFEE HOUSE POET 3-6987     27  17  1  168  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603       62  77  1  167  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911       33  12     167  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 TRINKET 29-5517              27  16  1  166  SERPENTS HOLD (5934)       LAPUR
-VIGGEN 37-4499               24  13  2  166  THE WILLBURYS 37 (4150)    SIBIKHAS
 BARRY 12-5663                56  53     165  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
-SLOW BURN 5-3056             33  21     165  RENEGADES II (1173)        KALTOS
 SUI GENERIS 38-4444          26  12     164  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183        22  11  5  164  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
 DESPAIR 98-2057              20  25  4  164  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (5848)      SYVYN'S HILL
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      22   8     162  ENIGMA 1 (5947)            DWES EG
-LOAD MASTER 82-15924         11   7     162  ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (5815)    DWES EG
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968          41  44     161  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 GUT BUSTER 26-4750           46  50  3  160  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
-LUC STARWALKER 58-6100       45  40     159  NEXT GENERATION (4408)     DELARQ TOR
 CYCLOPS 7-4625               32  42  1  159  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 ROCKO 20-2337                30  23  2  159  MERC'D MAFIA (5950)        SEAM
 RELIGIOUS CULT 13-5348       27  28     159  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 SHY MEERKAT 11-7140          26  16     159  FURRY FURY (5840)          ARUAK CITY
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155           28  14  4  158  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 TRAIN WRECK 62-4121          25  19  1  158  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 SECOND WATCH 35-4166         23  13  1  158  SEA DOGS (5865)            MURSKA
 TV ON THE RADIO 97-2519      18  14  5  158  COLLEGE RADIO BG (5375)    SHADOW GROVE
 ED 209 5-3955                47  66  4  157  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 RIRORNI BOLOGNESE 98-1913    28  18  3  156  SHEWISH PICNIC (5847)      SYVYN'S HILL
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492           60  63  3  154  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ONE 74-4204                  30  19  1  154  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186      68 169  1  153  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 PRISONER B91 82-53433        27  29  3  153  DUNGEON CELL B9 (5796)     DWES EG
 TANNY 36-7429                25  17     153  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING KONG 38-2660            39  40  2  151  BUBBA LOVES CHESS (4900)   CLIFFHOME
 POLYJUICE TWINS 13-5347      25  44     151  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 SPIRITWALKER 60-8431         23  13  1  151  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366   65 120  3  149  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 CINNIMON ROLLE 31-5553       25   8  1  149  ALL NIGHT LONG (5402)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586   68  94  2  148  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-SEX KITTEN 18-4058           29  19  1  148  FEMMES FATAL (2753)        TALCAMA
 HUGH GRANT 61-3555           23  29     148  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 HEN OF DEATH 22-6814         22  28     148  HENPCS (5967)              SOLVEN
 HABU 51-5529                 22  17     147  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924    15   2     147  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583     58  82  1  146  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 FRISKY 14-4634               31  12  3  146  F WORDS (5906)             TOBIR
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052         42  35  2  145  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
-SATIN SHEETS 5-3120          26  18     144  RENEGADES II (1173)        KALTOS
 DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417        18   9     143  LET'S DUEL! (5137)         ALJAFIR
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917            39  60     142  UNDER DURESS (2999)        KURUKAR
 TOM BAKER 61-3551            24  28     142  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 NOREEN 96-3636               19  14  3  141  SUPE FORCES BG11C (5914)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             33  45  1  140  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675         58  80  1  139  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 ALLAH 13-2440                21  22     139  RABBIT DROPPINGS (5811)    DULLENS
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 82-16584 38  38     138  LBA:ELVIS FANS (5596)      DWES EG
 MEGA PIXEL 3-6995            23  10     138  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 HARLEQUIN 65-7056            26  18     136  SERPENTS HOLD (5931)       DAL SHANG
 ZOMBIE PARENT 13-5345        24  31  4  136  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 11TH COMMANDMENT 31-5453     17  10  1  135  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 MAKTOR 66-3115               23  16     134  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
-BLUE BEAUTY 55-3244          29  21  2  133  MYSTIK RAINBOW (4270)      KHALANI
 INTIMIDATION 24-2465         26  27  2  132  BLACK LIGHTNING (3439)     ZORPUNT
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             25  14  3  132  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 SJS 78-2862                  21  19  1  132  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN
 GORTEK 60-5619               17   7     132  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567        36  40     131  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 FREEWHEEL BURNIN' 32-4245    27  14  1  131  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 JETHRO 47-5949               24  12  2  130  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
-SHAVIOLA 81-1322             30  13     129  OF WOLF AND MAN (5565)     SHADOWSPIRE
 BOB THE INHALER 3-6928       39  24  1  124  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 QUARK 29-5505                26  19  1  124  TREKKERS (5861)            LAPUR
 CONFESSION 8-4895            28  19     122  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 PRIMUS 5-5099                27  13     121  LONG SWORD CLUB (5998)     KALTOS
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            26  14     121  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (4578)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 JELLO 24-4939                20  11  1  121  WRESTLING (6002)           ZORPUNT
-GREEN MYSTRESS 55-3219       28  24  1  120  MYSTIK RAINBOW (4270)      KHALANI
 STEINBACH 30-4473            71 123     119  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
 MABUSHI 9-5548               21  18     119  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5999)     ZUKAL
 PRISONER 485 84-11985        14   4  1  119  DUNGEON CELL 48 (6005)     BLACKSTONE
 CAO ZHENG 54-85              26  16  6  118  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
-AMBER WAVES 55-3333          22  17  1  118  MYSTIK RAINBOW (4270)      KHALANI
 CRATER FACE 1-8340           29  15     117  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627        58  97  1  116  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 BOATSWAIN 18-9958            27  13  1  116  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
-SPARTICUS 5-1997             33  24  2  115  RENEGADES II (1173)        KALTOS
 MAGICAL SHORTCUT 13-5346     28  38     115  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 TOO BIG TO FAIL 21-6932      27  11  1  114  DEVIATION (5936)           SUNSET
 HELEN KELLER 33-7729         24  17     111  HEROES (5938)              NIATOLI ISLAND
 KHITAI 97-3592               19  15  4  109  HYBORIAN WAR (5915)        SHADOW GROVE
 HEART 40-4333                27  22  1  108  CAPTAIN PLANET (5920)      ZENSU
-VIOLENT VIOLET 55-3223       25  27     106  MYSTIK RAINBOW (4270)      KHALANI
 NIGHTBRINGER 75-3372         20   4  1  104  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAIGE THE DESTROYER 98-1677  21  11  4  102  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584    58 104  2  100  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
 -.... 74-4219                21  18  3  100  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 GIFT CERTIFICATE 65-6787     21  16     100  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (5257)DAL SHANG
 BAKED FRATSFA 26-4818        18   9     100  SHEWISH BUFFET (5997)      CALEAM
 BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999     10   7  1  100  LUROCIANS EXTREME (5975)   ARUAK CITY
-APPLE 51-5169                32   8  1   99  FRUITS (5038)              TRICORUS
 PETER DAVISON 61-3552        23  29      98  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 ARIOCH 48-952                21  14  2   98  LORDS OF CHAOS (3972)      CAER
 SOUL DEMON 24-2237           37  22  2   97  BLACK LIGHTNING (3439)     ZORPUNT
 MACEO 81-928                 24  18  1   97  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 HELL WEEK 3-6695             62  74  1   96  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PENICILLEN 43-4299           58  45  1   96  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 THIMBLE 19-5157              26  23  1   96  MONOPOLY (5957)            ZUWAYZA
 PIMPED OUT BROOM 13-5385     25  16      96  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 SLICE 40-4182                15   6  1   93  LETHAL LEGION (5410)       ZENSU
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      35  40  1   92  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 METHODSOFRATIONALITY 13-5387 30  13      92  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 DRY KEG 33-6679              49  87  1   91  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SHORTLINE 19-5208            24  14  1   91  MONOPOLY (5957)            ZUWAYZA
 BALANCE OF EARTH 13-5386     21  16      91  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CADILLAC DUNDEE 3-6956       33  27  1   90  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 YES? 51-5534                 28  10      89  QUESTIONS (6017)           TRICORUS
 THE GREAT GAZOO 19-5140      11   1      89  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 WHY 51-5511                  24  26      88  QUESTIONS (6017)           TRICORUS
-THE CRUSHER 18-8050          16  13      88  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
-KAIREEN LAMAR 17-7170        25  12      87  MIDDLE WAY (4534)          ALJAFIR
-MAGIC RAT 81-1317            23  18      87  JUNGLELAND (5945)          SHADOWSPIRE
 DONNA 61-3599                20  20      87  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 FABLE 14-4631                24  18  1   86  F WORDS (5906)             TOBIR
 GINI 66-3117                 23  29      86  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
-SMITTEN SIN 82-55312         15  15      86  KAOS IV (5984)             DWES EG
 ANNAPOLIS 18-6691            25   9      85  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 MR. OCTOBER 3-5893           23  28  1   85  FAMOUS HITTERS (4434)      OSKSI
-BITTERMAN 9-5544             22  19      85  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 HOLY SHIITAKE 81-1433        21   7      85  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
-VITO BERTOLDO 82-41532       17  20  2   85  MEDAL OF HONOR (5824)      DWES EG
-DOARIAN GRAY 98-916          14  11  4   85  LXG III (4937)             SYVYN'S HILL
 ODD DRAFT 43-4742            22   8      84  IS THAT A CLUE? (6012)     VEASTIAN
 MATT 78-2844                 22  28  2   83  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN
-CHANA-RAE 18-1988            26  27  2   82  FEMMES FATAL (2753)        TALCAMA
-LUAU LILA 7-6065             19  24  1   82  BEACH BABES (4207)         BONSUR
 OLIVE OIL 24-4941            18  13  1   82  WRESTLING (6002)           ZORPUNT
 SUPERIOR RROSTARR 33-5465    33  19      81  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 FANG 68-2019                 29  14      81  SERPENT'S HOLD (2120)      FIREHOLD
 CATIPILLAR 60-8801           23  12  1   81  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-MARCO POLO 81-1375           22  13  2   81  DARQUE AGES (5439)         SHADOWSPIRE
 AMBEERDEXTROUS 2-5618        34  22  1   80  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 PANTERA 82-56042             20  19  1   80  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 THE BUNNY GOD 2-5631          8   0      80  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 ALMIGHTY BOB 11-7354         19   9  2   78  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
-5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624    26   9  2   77  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (5257)DAL SHANG
-SKITTLES 15-5048             20  17      77  RAINBOW CONNECTION (5962)  MALCORN
 BUBBA 75-3365                19   6      77  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 EM 15-3737                   28  48      76  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 CHAOS MUFFIN 33-4569         19  12  2   76  BAD BREAD (3567)           NIATOLI ISLAND
-JELLIA BOONE 26-4840         21  12      75  GOLDEN CANYON (3480)       CALEAM
 HUGH KASSLE 84-4988          16  32  1   75  FORMER BOSSES (6021)       BLACKSTONE
 SQUYER 25-4871               27  74      74  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALISONG 75-3376             19   5      74  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-DRED 21-6970                 18  17  3   74  DARK AT HEART (5802)       SUNSET
-MONDEKKER 75-3352            18  20      74  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SAMI 82-56043                16  23      74  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 IRON BUTTERFLY 16-2719       15  13      74  THE ZOO (2721)             WILLAF
 SSSKAH 65-7059               22  22      73  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 TACK TACK 51-5555            19   4  1   73  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 KHAVARAS 36-1543             18  14  1   72  TEMPLE OF STEEL (4026)     JHANS
 DANIEL SILVERLOCK 43-4713    19  21      71  WARRIORS OF STEEL (5944)   VEASTIAN
 HEMLOCK 19-5224              17  16  1   71  SERPENTS HOLD II (6041)    ZUWAYZA
-THE PLAGUE 62-4533           16  10  1   70  DISASTERS (6009)           VALAMANTIS
 SAD SLACKS 16-5891           22  29  2   69  EMOTIONAL PANTS (6018)     WILLAF
 FREE PARKING 19-5158         20  29  2   69  MONOPOLY (5957)            ZUWAYZA
 BOOT PRINT 43-4740           20  10      69  IS THAT A CLUE? (6012)     VEASTIAN
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          19  20      69  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
-STANDLEY 82-10712            19   2      69  THE WILLBURYS 34 (4260)    DWES EG
-STARFLOWER 13-5400           18  15      69  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 WIMPY 98-2670                11  11  4   69  TEAM W (5988)              SYVYN'S HILL
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569            4   0      69  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 CATHARI 82-42267              8   4  1   68  4604 SUPERIOR FORCES (6055)DWES EG
 VILE HENCHMAN 43-4743        16  14      67  IS THAT A CLUE? (6012)     VEASTIAN
 REAPER 17-7190               15  16      67  ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (6058)      ALJAFIR
 MOTHER TERESA 33-7728        27  14      66  HEROES (5938)              NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAMUEL CLIPPER 43-4716       26  14      66  WARRIORS OF STEEL (5944)   VEASTIAN
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       20   3  1   66  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
 ERIK 56-3399                 17  23      66  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
-PINK TACO 24-4287            11   4      66  SWEET BLISS (5904)         ZORPUNT
 AMISTUM 82-26415              6   8      66  LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 (6046)DWES EG
 ITALIAN STALLION 14-4399     22   3      65  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 PAUL 18-7804                 22  15      65  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
-JOY 1-7701                   18   9      65  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
 POTATO BUG 60-8799           14  21  1   65  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 DAVID TENNANT 61-3553        25  27      64  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 MARVIN 11-7307               20  19  1   64  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
 NASTY NES 50-142             18  17  1   64  PUBLIC ENEMY (6022)        SNOWBOUND
-CUSSTER 4-6618               17  12  1   64  DOGS OF WAR (3959)         JHELUM
 KNOWLEDGE 16-5610            15   9      63  POWER LEGION (5356)        WILLAF
 HOFFA 60-7713                49 100      62  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 HORNET 60-8800               19  15  2   62  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 AUDIE 99-3223                 9   2  3   62  SUPE FORCES BG11S2 (5992)  SOUTH RIDGE
 TOMAS 56-749                 22  40  6   61  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
-CRITIAS 12-6884              18   3  4   61  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 KANA BALLISTIC 47-6976       18  16  2   60  DEVIATION (6034)           NORTH FORK
 DARK HORSE 82-35085          16  14      58  AGAINST ALL ODDS (6016)    DWES EG
 CHILMAN ELSE 60-8855         15  16  1   57  MIDDLE WAY 25 (6057)       ARADI
 THE COUNT 78-2843            22  27  2   56  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN
 HEMLOCK 2-5654               24  16      53  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
-POLE CAT 74-3734             15   5  3   53  ARENA FELINES (5369)       DAYLA KIV
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846         6   6  4   52  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE
-RABEL 35-4246                15   6      51  ON THE ROCKS (1573)        MURSKA
 111 74-4220                  18  21  2   49  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 SHORT SKIRT 9-5510           19   2      48  HOT STUFF (5831)           ZUKAL
 SLITHER 63-2852              17   8  2   48  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 COUNT IN THE CELLAR 18-8404  14   8      48  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 BOOZER 13-5407               19  13      45  DA BULLS (6024)            DULLENS
 TIAN HU 54-417               22  19  2   43  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 MANUTE BOL 33-7725           16  25      43  HEROES (5938)              NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAUSAGE PARTY 13-4180        16   7      43  DUDE RANCH (6023)          DULLENS
 TERTIUS 5-5103               22  18  2   41  LONG SWORD CLUB (5998)     KALTOS
-FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 41-4475  17  18  1   41  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 GANOOSH 75-3389              17   8      38  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAX WEBER 62-4586            17  13      38  OUT OF CONTROL (6025)      VALAMANTIS
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451     21   8  1   37  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SHOCKING 2-5352              14  12      37  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
-PYG 98-1120                   8  10  4   24  WOLF AND MAN 2 (6039)      SYVYN'S HILL
 WHO 51-5508                  25  25      22  QUESTIONS (6017)           TRICORUS
 TORN CLOTH 43-4741           18  12      15  IS THAT A CLUE? (6012)     VEASTIAN
 JOEY 78-2847                 20  29  3   14  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Galen -- No doubt you're correct about shrinks wearing black.  But do YOU want to be
mistaken for a shrink? -- Ho-Chan the Axe

     Ho-Chan -- Lots of people wear black.  It's always tasteful.  In the society in
     which I was brought up, it's what gentlemen wear.  And it's what was worn in
     diplomatic circles, which is where I worked until I became a spyreporter.  I
     know I'm rather hidebound about wearing colors.  But... they just don't look
     right to me, not on a man.  Unless he's an Adantri, of course. -- Galen

Galen -- The shrinks previously refered to could not meet us, because  WE AREN'T
HERE. -- Math and Tavis

     Right.  Not here.  *shakes head*

And while we're on the topic of not being here, *I* am not here, either, if I can
help it. -- Chilman Else

     Duly noted.

The Smell of It ... was enough to make me sick.  Bleh. -- Chilman Else

Galen -- It's all your fault, you know.  I'm ELIGIBLE now!  And it's because you said
Adantri can't be old farts.  What nonsense!  But they listen to you, because you're a
#@#(%&(***! Spy reporter. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

     I merely mentioned to a Commission official that, while Adantri might get old,
     they don't pass gas in public.  YOU must have proven me wrong.

Scootie Puff Jr -- I was going to be fairly devastating with you, but then I
remembered that a colleague of mine from Kaltos thinks you're "the cutest thing," and
I figured I wouldn't mess you up for her.  Not that *I* can tell what she sees in
you, but there it is.  Women.  Who can understand 'em? -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  Despite Galen's fixation on black, I will not wear it today.  Why should I?
Black is boring.  I'm wearing a Wings at Dawn variation today.  Deep blue-purple at
the base, shading up to lavendar highlighted with occasional crystal beads for the
last stars of dawn, and an embroidery of white birds flying.  Uplifting and hopeful
as we look toward the new year.

Galen -- Turd Burglar is an aimed blow run by LHI. -- TMM

     Muffin Man -- Thanks.  What does LHI stand for? -- Galen

     It's a Mysterious Manager Name.  Nobody knows what it means. -- the Editor

Boatswain -- I was worried.  Still don't know how I beat you. -- Flitchak

Vile Henchman -- Oops, there went my winning record.  Damn.  You fought really,
really well for a henchman. -- Ssskah

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CONUNDRUM bested THE MONARCH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
WENT TO MARKET vanquished BEER GOGGLES in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MR. GHERKIN overpowered BALL PEIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SCOOTIE PUFF JR savagely defeated OPRAHWINDFURY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE BUNNY GOD devastated DARK HORSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! devastated CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
PICKY URCHIN was handily defeated by KAORU MOTO in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DINAH MIGHT vanquished SINISTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PETE MOSS lost to NEOPHYTE in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
CATNIP BASTARD was overcome by CONSTERNATION in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
THE PHANTOM was savagely defeated by FLESH FLAYER in a 8 minute Challenge match.
SEGAL overcame PRISONER 0227 in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
MISTY BLUE was demolished by HORTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
KHAKI handily defeated NUMBERED WON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
GOT NO BRAIN was overpowered by CECIL BOLTON in a 2 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
GYRADOS slimly lost to ALICE BLUE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
CONSPIRACY beat KARATE WRECKER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
WILD FIRE beat RANCID WAIF in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
DINGO overcame LEMON DROP in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory Challenge competition.
WYRD savagely defeated NIGHTBINDER in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
RED DAWG unbelievably bested FORMIDABLE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
DICK TATER overpowered CLUSTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CONSORTIUM DORK vanquished PAUL WIEDORFER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WARHEAD was overpowered by SCURVY LADY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ALLAH was beaten by HEN OF DEATH in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
MOHNSOON MAYHEM savagely defeated SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 4 minute Challenge fray.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM was vanquished by DAY TURNER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DARK MAGICIAN was overpowered by IMAGINUS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
VAN DERMINT savagely defeated LITTLE MOKELE 2 in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
HONEST JILES beat SECOND WATCH in a popular 6 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
COFFEE HOUSE POET was demolished by NORMAN BATES in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
CYCLOPS demolished HEART in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FREEWHEEL BURNIN' unbelievably bested JELLO in a exciting 6 minute Challenge fight.
CINNIMON ROLLE was overcome by BARBARIAN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge match.
JETHRO beat CAO ZHENG in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
CONFESSION unbelievably bested HELEN KELLER in a 3 minute Challenge match.
TOO BIG TO FAIL was vanquished by SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute Challenge match.
KHITAI was viciously subdued by PRIMUS in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
CRATER FACE was viciously subdued by 11TH COMMANDMENT in a 4 minute conflict.
TRAIN WRECK overpowered FLITCHAK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
GIFT CERTIFICATE was overcome by ZOMBIE PARENT in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ARIOCH savagely defeated AMBEERDEXTROUS in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
KANA BALLISTIC was vanquished by OLIVE OIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KHAVARAS was outwaited by ANNAPOLIS in a unpopular 11 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
HUGH KASSLE subdued REAPER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
SHORT SKIRT was beaten by MOTHER TERESA in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
MR. OCTOBER overpowered DAVID TENNANT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PAUL unbelievably bested CHILMAN ELSE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
POLYNIKES was demolished by PRISONER R09 in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
YELLOWJACKET devastated MR. SPOCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
COCO NUTS overpowered PRISONER BG11 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory uneven bout.
MADONNA savagely defeated SURFER ROSA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody brawl.
BIGGLES was overpowered by TIME SQUARE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
NAY PALM viciously subdued UH-OH in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory battle.
PRIDEFEST viciously subdued WHITE THUNDER in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
TENACIOUS subdued BEAVER in a action packed 4 minute duel.
HO-CHAN THE AXE savagely defeated TALON in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
IPECAC won victory over ABSOLUTE ZERO in a exciting 1 minute duel.
THOMAS FOWLER was demolished by CHATTY CABALIST in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE was overpowered by JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 3 minute one-sided contest.
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS overpowered DRUNK DENNIS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
NOT ADULT DIAPERS was overpowered by BLACK BREEZE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER 0118 won victory over NO CHASER in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
GAFF handily defeated THE NOTHING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
BLOOD PIE viciously subdued PORTLY NEPOTIST in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES viciously subdued BLOODY SKIN in a exciting 7 minute bloody melee.
MANUEL PEREZ vanquished CRAZED GOBLIN in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
TYR was overpowered by CALIENTE in a action packed 2 minute one-sided conflict.
SCRAPPLE handily defeated PRISONER BG23 in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
PLACES THE LOTION... overpowered LUCKY DAWG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NICK NITRO overcame EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
THE ATOMIZER was demolished by MIRAGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
SOLSBURY HILL overpowered CALYX in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BUDDERCUP was vanquished by ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
WEE MAN handily defeated ASHEN SHUGAR in a exciting 4 minute mismatched battle.
BART SIMPSON narrowly defeated MIFFED SANDY in a popular 7 minute bloody fight.
SLAP HAPPY handily defeated SUI GENERIS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOPE beat SOVEREYN in a 2 minute bout.
SIDEWINDER was subdued by CREATOR RUSH in a popular 1 minute duel.
INCISOR devastated ROCKO in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HOFFA bested FELAWESHIPE in a 2 minute melee.
THE TICK savagely defeated GUT BUSTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
NAIMT BACKRUB overpowered FURIOUS GORGE in a exciting 2 minute mismatched competition.
CHAINSAW VIGILANTE overpowered RIRORNI BOLOGNESE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
EEK THE CAT was viciously subdued by DENG FEI in a crowd pleasing 6 minute duel.
IMMOLATION was demolished by UNCLE FEISTY in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
CARDINAL KRAKEN viciously subdued MAYHEM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody fight.
TWO-PIECE TOENAIL was savagely defeated by SHARK BAIT! in a 2 minute battle.
DEAD LEE bested FIBULARIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory duel.
ARTHUR BEYER overpowered TRINKET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HERSHEL WILLIAMS was viciously subdued by GREASESPOT in a 2 minute match.
OTIS lost to JULIENNE in a action packed 5 minute brutal duel.
CHARLIE PATTON was vanquished by DORIE MILLER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MERCEDES lost to ROBERT DUNLAP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
LINK HOGTHROB handily defeated WEBBED BEAUS in a 1 minute uneven contest.
JUNGLE JUICE was handily defeated by SAM ADAMS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BILLY MITCHELL was overpowered by MOD COD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
YELLOW SUBMARINE beat PRISONER R02 in a popular 2 minute bout.
FUGAZI lost to CAT IN THE HAT in a action packed 2 minute bloody contest.
FLABBY-O overpowered HARLEQUIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
TANNY was luckily beaten by ANTON CHIGURH in a exciting 2 minute contest.
GANGPLANK RIDER vanquished MAGICAL SHORTCUT in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
EL NINO savagely defeated THE WAD O' GAS in a exciting 3 minute gory contest.
PRISONER B91 was beaten by DESPAIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
PREDNIZONE vanquished SJS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK was demolished by ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute competition.
LEO POWERS won victory over HOLY SCHLITZ in a exciting 1 minute melee.
ED 209 was luckily beaten by BARRY in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
ONE was overpowered by DIRK VLUG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LOUD DRUNK devastated HUGH GRANT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
INTIMIDATION was luckily beaten by MEGA PIXEL in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
TOM BAKER was savagely defeated by FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 1 minute gory match.
SHY MEERKAT was viciously subdued by WEYLUND in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory bout.
HARLEY THE CADAVER was savagely defeated by TV ON THE RADIO in a 3 minute duel.
POLYJUICE TWINS demolished LLUPERIOR in a exciting 2 minute brutal uneven struggle.
GORTEK overpowered PENICILLEN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THIMBLE was overpowered by MABUSHI in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
YELLOW JACKET handily defeated WHY in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
SPIRITWALKER overpowered EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BOATSWAIN was vanquished by HAPPY APPLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FRISKY handily defeated BINGE N PURGE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BOB THE INHALER was savagely defeated by KING KONG in a action packed 2 minute match.
HABU viciously subdued QUARK in a popular 2 minute gory match.
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM devastated MACEO in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
PINK FLOYD overpowered WALTER EHLERS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACKMAIL beat PETER DAVISON in a 2 minute duel.
NOREEN was savagely defeated by RELIGIOUS CULT in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
MAKTOR devastated HELL WEEK in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
STEINBACH overpowered DRY KEG in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
PRISONER 485 was beaten by SHAWNEE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
WHIRLING INSELBERG overcame -.... in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
PIMPED OUT BROOM subdued ARTHUR DENT in a exciting 1 minute match.
NIGHTBRINGER handily defeated BOOT PRINT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BOOZER was handily defeated by TAKANOHANA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
DANIEL SILVERLOCK was overpowered by THE GREAT GAZOO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAKED FRATSFA savagely defeated ALMOND FISHER in a 3 minute one-sided match.
GAIGE THE DESTROYER demolished MAX WEBER in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
WIMPY was overpowered by BALANCE OF EARTH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
EM was beaten by DONNA in a action packed 1 minute bout.
SOUL DEMON demolished HORNET in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.
AMISTUM beat HEMLOCK in a action packed 4 minute battle.
CADILLAC DUNDEE beat TOMAS in a exciting 4 minute bout.
SAUSAGE PARTY was overpowered by CATHARI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
STICKY FINGERS was handily defeated by METHODSOFRATIONALITY in a 1 minute fight.
SLICE handily defeated FREE PARKING in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN was overpowered by CHAOS MUFFIN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SAMUEL CLIPPER was bested by ODD DRAFT in a popular 2 minute match.
HOLY SHIITAKE devastated VILE HENCHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JOEY was vanquished by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MANUTE BOL was devastated by SSSKAH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MATT demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE COUNT was devastated by ALMIGHTY BOB in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUPERIOR RROSTARR overcame SAMI in a exciting 2 minute match.
GANOOSH was overpowered by AUDIE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BALISONG savagely defeated NASTY NES in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
PANTERA overpowered TERTIUS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
BUBBA devastated TIAN HU in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
111 was devastated by HEMLOCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
TORN CLOTH was overcome by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
THE SMELL OF IT beat POTATO BUG in a popular 1 minute melee.
FANG bested SAD SLACKS in a action packed 1 minute contest.
GINI devastated MARVIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WHO was savagely defeated by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 5 minute match.
ITALIAN STALLION was subdued by FABLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SQUYER viciously subdued HOFFA in a 14 minute bloody fight.
SLITHER was demolished by IRON BUTTERFLY in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
BULLETPROOF MONK overpowered TACK TACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
YES? subdued ERIK in a popular 1 minute match.
CATIPILLAR overpowered COUNT IN THE CELLAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KNOWLEDGE was devastated by SHORTLINE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      94         PARRY-LUNGE      111 -  78 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  67         PARRY-RIPOSTE     51 -  43 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   38         AIMED BLOW       460 - 425 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 34         WALL OF STEEL    158 - 147 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     25         LUNGING ATTACK   369 - 359 -  6      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 23         SLASHING ATTACK  118 - 115 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         TOTAL PARRY      121 - 131 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     19         STRIKING ATTACK  132 - 178 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         BASHING ATTACK    63 -  92 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  33 -  0      35  |

Turn 662 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       16 -  9     AIMED BLOW        44 - 50         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  5         3  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     22 - 16     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   19 - 15     LUNGING ATTACK    28 - 39         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 11     BASHING ATTACK     7 - 13         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072   45  26  5  400 ARCANE BOWL (5051)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CONSTERNATION 8-4896       62  13  1  356 CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488    58  22  3  272 DUNGEON CELL (5683)
LUNGING ATTACK   MADONNA 60-7780            92  58  4  266 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    172 180  3  264 SAND DANCERS (2258)
WALL OF STEEL    FLESH FLAYER 26-4751       50  44  1  260 ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)
PARRY-LUNGE      SCRAPPLE 97-1961           83  59  3  252 WHY SELL THIS? (5315)
TOTAL PARRY      TENACIOUS 7-5337          125  59  1  229 BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            50  40  3  226 SEA DOGS (5428)
PARRY-STRIKE     PRISONER R09 82--14451     36  17  1  218 DUNGEON CELL 4 (5777)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MADONNA 60-7780.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE PHANTOM 
21-1447, JELLO 24-4939, SECOND WATCH 35-4166, OTIS 3-6501, SURFER ROSA 97-1192, BART 
SIMPSON 19-5072, UH-OH 82--31833, BEAVER 82--26480, FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968, and ED 
209 5-3955.

The least popular fighter this week was ANNAPOLIS 18-6691.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOFFA 60-7713, KNOWLEDGE 16-5610, SLITHER 63-2852, SQUYER 
25-4871, TERTIUS 5-5103, GANOOSH 75-3389, THE COUNT 78-2843, MANUTE BOL 33-7725, VILE 
HENCHMAN 43-4743, and SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  3 0  CALEAM(26)           3  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  5 0  LAPUR(29)            1  3 0  ARADI(60)            9  7 0  
OSKSI(3)             8 10 0  IAYE(30)             2  6 0  JURINE(61)           1  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   5  8 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            4  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  3 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  3 0  ZENSU(40)            2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           6  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         5  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  5 0  
DULLENS(13)          7  4 0  RODEKI(42)           1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            3  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         3  7 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  8 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         18 20 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          5  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  3 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  4 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  3 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     5  3 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  3 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          6  4 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      3  5 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             50  40  3  226  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE MONARCH 2-5688          38  19  0  203  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     99  65  1  219  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   94  89  0  196  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033      30   8  1  209  011510A (5960)             KALTOS
 MR. GHERKIN 6-6385          15   1  0  209  071406AD (5893)            TRANSEL
 TENACIOUS 7-5337           125  59  1  229  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 CONSTERNATION 8-4896        62  13  1  356  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 INCISOR 9-5185              63  69  1  204  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 SHY MEERKAT 11-7140         26  16  0  159  FURRY FURY (5840)          ARUAK CITY
 PRIDEFEST 12-2717           74  61  2  240  COLORS (5968)              RIZTAB
 SAM ADAMS 13-5376           31   9  0  203  MMMM BEER! (5942)          DULLENS
 SEGAL 14-3779               40  25  0  262  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 EM 15-3737                  28  48  0   76  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 IRON BUTTERFLY 16-2719      15  13  0   74  THE ZOO (2721)             WILLAF
 DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417       18   9  0  143  LET'S DUEL! (5137)         ALJAFIR
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229         66  39  3  228  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 WEE MAN 19-5071             41  52  0  216  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 BLOODY SKIN 20-1986         49  55  1  203  MERC'D MAFIA (5950)        SEAM
 THE PHANTOM 21-1447         57  44  4  200  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 HEN OF DEATH 22-6814        22  28  0  148  HENPCS (5967)              SOLVEN
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        76  43  1  237  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      48  62  2  219  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (4737)  LYRATILAN
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751        50  44  1  260  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 MR. SPOCK 29-5380           34  32  0  198  TREKKERS (5861)            LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480      119  72  2  195  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CINNIMON ROLLE 31-5553      25   8  1  149  ALL NIGHT LONG (5402)      CHIMLEVTAL
 FREEWHEEL BURNIN' 32-4245   27  14  1  131  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       32  19  0  219  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 DINGO 35-3716               48  27  1  196  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 TANNY 36-7429               25  17  0  153  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 CALIENTE 38-3263            64  41  1  221  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          44  48  0  192  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     75  56  2  238  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     58  22  3  272  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       72  55  0  199  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 IPECAC 45-3625              57  54  0  241  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 JETHRO 47-5949              24  12  2  130  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 ARIOCH 48-952               21  14  2   98  LORDS OF CHAOS (3972)      CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185              124 218  0  183  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NASTY NES 50-142            18  17  1   64  PUBLIC ENEMY (6022)        SNOWBOUND
 HABU 51-5529                22  17  0  147  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 NAY PALM 52-1439            58  29  0  224  PYROMANIA (5742)           FRATSFA
 DENG FEI 54-84              28  16  4  195  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638            165 161  4  194  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867        29  18  5  177  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             92  58  4  266  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 HUGH GRANT 61-3555          23  29  0  148  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       154 104  2  231  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SLITHER 63-2852             17   8  2   48  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917           39  60  0  142  UNDER DURESS (2999)        KURUKAR
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         40  24  0  212  BIG APPLE MENACE (3276)    DAL SHANG
 MAKTOR 66-3115              23  16  0  134  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192       65  37  2  218  THE HONOR GUARD 2 (5969)   FIREHOLD
 CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569     22  11  1  212  BEASTS OF NEON (5898)      CIMMERIAC
 MISTY BLUE 74-2944          36  22  2  193  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     172 180  3  264  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 KHAKI 76-2305               36  25  1  204  COLORS (3468)              SIMTAKKA
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569           4   0  0   69  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 SJS 78-2862                 21  19  1  132  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN
 MACEO 81-928                24  18  1   97  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            96  71  1  262  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918     33  10  2  237  COOL DORKS (5930)          BLACKSTONE
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    45  26  5  400  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            83  59  3  252  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  30  24  5  247  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL
 CATNIP BASTARD 99-2320      28  19  4  208  KILL THEM ALL! M2 (5850)   SOUTH RIDGE

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission 
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily.  Whenever this many people came together to 
petition for something, it meant trouble.  For him, anyway.  Records to be altered.  
Altering records was Bad.  It made Extra Work.
     His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we 
wouldn't have jobs.  Smile at them and ask what they want."
     Algernon closed his eyes briefly.  Looking at this crowd made him dizzy.  They 
were all wearing black and white stripes.  Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras 
didn't carry swords.  Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile.  "What... ah, 
what can I do for you?"
     "We want new names," the first gladiator said.  There was a number on the front 
of his shirt:  0381.  He thumped the number with his thumb.  "This here isn't a 
name--"
     "We want REAL names!"  That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
     "Yeah!  We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
     One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
     All the others turned to look at him.
     Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing.  Well, he 
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
     "My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested.  "It's a good name."
     "It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said.  "We talked about this.  
We got our manager's agreement.  You get the name on the petition."
     "But--!"
     Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they 
argued.  He picked up the petition.  "These names are the ones you want?"
     0381 turned back.  "Yes."
     "It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name 
changes, THEY are going to want them--"  Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown... 
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a 
complete deal.  A Name-Change-O-Rama.  Everyone who wants a name change can petition 
for it.  Get it all over with at once."  He glanced at the petition, shuddered 
slightly, and passed it to his clerk.  "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you 
will get the names on this petition.  And others will get the names THEY think they 
should have had, too."  He paused.  "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of 
being an Algernon...."

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of February.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI