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Date   : 02/07/2012    Duedate: 02/20/2012

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 665

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 AESIR 3/1373          54   24   0 69.2      COLORS 76/3468
    THE FUNNY FARM 2/3112                       HEROES 77/3408
  2-LUROCIANS E 11/5975  246  127   4 66.0      VEGGIES 33/4058
    BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 96/6071                  DISASTER 24/5804
  3 COLORS 12/5968       920  541  12 63.0      HOT STUFF 9/5831
    F-TROOP 82/5310                             THE BEARS 42/768
    TEAM FLOYD 38/741                           THE BEARS 43/876
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                       THE BEARS 35/2674
    FLOYDIAN SLIP 97/5317                       THE BEARS 62/3345
    DWARVEN HEROES 60/5082                      THE SEALS 14/2550
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/5189                    CIGARETTES 98/5701
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276                    FUNKY FOLK 18/5541
    COLLEGE RADIO BG 97/5375                    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272
    GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/4890                    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226
    ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/6070                   LETTER BOMBS 9/4530
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                   DEATH THREAT 29/4804
    THE HONOR GUARD 2 68/5969                   SHADY LADIES 36/1309
  4-SPAWN OF DA 97/6072  125   74   1 62.8    9 KAOS IV 82/5984      229  166   3 58.0
  5 011510A 5/5960       804  503   6 61.5      FURRY FURY 11/5840
    042909A 2/5852                           10 COLORS 96/5636      1177  900  10 56.7
    011808B 82/6075                             FUNDIES 82/5601
    040908F 82/5719                             HALF A WORD 82/5818
    071406AD 6/5893                             OOH HAA HAA 82/5599
    101308B 84/5724                             STREET PIZZA 18/786
    TO DIE FOR 2 96/5780                        SESAME STAPH 82/5600
    THE HUNTED F9 98/5700                       ANIMAL'S FARM 82/5823
    IRATE FORMATIONS 3/5830                     DATING A FROG 82/5821
    KILL THEM ALL! M2 99/5850                   LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/5596
    BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 96/5913                 TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/5585
  6 DREAMTIME 60/5618    568  365   6 60.9      TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583
    DUDE RANCH 13/6023                          WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314
    FUCHI OWNED 81/5530                         WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       4-LETTER ERRORS 82/5611
  7 GOD 82/5667         1175  763  11 60.6      STUFF MARK SAYS 82/5610
    COOL DORKS 84/5930                          DREADFUL MATCHUPS 82/6062
    ALL FINESSE 38/4746                         LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! 82/5817
    HYBORIAN WAR 97/5915                        STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 82/6046
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                       THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435
    CONSANGUINEOUS 8/5680                    11 BRAIN 7/5184         323  258   2 55.6
    FORMER BOSSES 84/6021                       MY TC'S 82/5235
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      INQUISITION 97/6074
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      SWEET BLISS 24/5904
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     THE SABBATS 82/5006
    AGAINST ALL ODDS 82/6016                    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305
    FRUIT OF THE LOOM 60/5976                   ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 82/5815
    PERFECTION QUEST 3 82/5727                  LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477
    STUPID WOW NAMES 2 99/5849               12 WATER DECK 24/4935   673  544   7 55.3
    PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH 82/6061                ARCANE BOWL 96/5051
  8 THEM 21/879         4003 2659  75 60.1      LET'S DUEL! 17/5137
    BOOZE 1/5845                                INTO THE SWIM 97/5145
    PASTA 3/5807                                NOBLE ON FIRE 16/5408
    BABES 36/3876                               ALL NIGHT LONG 31/5402

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    CORPS 74/3405                               CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     SERPENTS HOLD 2 9/5999
    FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208                  SERPENTS' HOLD 15/6076
 13-DEVIATION 21/5936    221  189   3 53.9      ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/6058
    DEVIATION 47/6034                           ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/5848
    PYROMANIA 52/5742                           SERPENTS HOLD 2 51/5961
    PYROMANIA 82/5785                           DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/5792
    STATE OF MIND 3/1791                        SERPENTS HOLD II 19/6041
    STATE OF MIND 9/5841                        SERPENTS HOLD 113 63/6059
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1595                   19 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119  1225 1232  14 49.9
 14 SEA DOGS 1/5428      513  478   2 51.8      THE WARLOCKS 30/5120
    SEA DOGS 12/5858                            THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                         20 EVIL 82/5487        2117 2188  23 49.2
    SEA DOGS 21/5474                            FANTASIA 1/4914
    SEA DOGS 33/5864                            DERANGED! 99/5704
    SEA DOGS 35/5865                            BLACK JUNTA 1/4913
    DUNGEON CELL 42/5683                        DERANGED 6 97/5782
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/5777                      TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477
    SHEWISH BUFFET 26/5997                      FORGE OF FURY 82/5812
    SHEWISH BUFFET 65/6064                      GATES OF FIRE 74/5867
    SHEWISH PICNIC 98/5847                      BEASTS OF NEON 69/5898
    DUNGEON CELL 24 82/5477                     CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
    DUNGEON CELL 48 84/6005                     MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899
    DUNGEON CELL B9 82/5796                     THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912
    DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/5584                   UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910
    DUNGEON CELL W10A 97/5878                   BUBBA LOVES CHESS 38/4900
 15 LXG III 98/4937      235  220   1 51.6   21 FANGS 9/5444        2450 2644  17 48.1
    SAAB STORY 60/4290                          I GOTTA GO 30/4646
    MARVEL MADNESS 50/3940                      MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298
    THE WILLBURYS 9 9/6067                      LEGENDS OF TKE 2 82/5212
    THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990                    MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
    THE WILLBURYS 34 82/4260                    MEDAL OF HONOR 5 97/6073
    THE WILLBURYS 37 37/4150                    MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/5825
    THE WILLBURYS 59 59/4009                    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
    THE WILLBURYS 77 82/5926                    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
    THE WILLBURYS 79 82/4967                    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396
 16 SUPE FORCES 96/5914 1015  991  13 50.6      MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757                  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/4578                  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/5725
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411                  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/5668
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/5828                 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/5677
 17 TEAM W 98/5988       403  399   3 50.2      MEDAL OF HONOR J4 24/5720
    THE ZOO 16/2721                             MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437
    ENIGMA 1 82/5947                            MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/5702
    BAD BREAD 33/3567                           MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 82/5694
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                           MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407
    OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                          MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406
    SUMO BASHO 77/6043                       22 COMIC BOOK  62/4645  808  912   9 47.0
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                     23 F WORDS 14/5906       44   50   0 46.8
    HOMESTAR & CO 9/5911                        MERC'D MAFIA 20/5950
    OTTO'S DINER 81/5803                     24 TREKKERS 29/5861     149  179   1 45.4
    NEED FOR SPEED 96/6069                      CUNNING RUNTS 19/5657
 18 DA BULLS 13/6024     160  160   1 50.0      ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/5654
    MMMM BEER! 13/5942                          THE HITCHHIKERS 11/5946
    SERPENTS HOLD 2/5939                     25 HEROES 33/5938       162  213   1 43.2
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 65/6065                        RHYME TYME 55/1881
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 75/6027                        THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432
    SERPENTS HOLD 21/5860                       WARRIORS OF STEEL 43/5944
    SERPENTS HOLD 29/5934                    26 BOMB SQUAD 66/3779    56   74   2 43.1
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958                       DELTA BLUES 30/4115
    SERPENTS HOLD 65/5931                       MEN OF STEEL 56/4093
    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/5948                    27 GENERATION X 3/5712  104  139   2 42.8

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    SERPENT'S HOLD 68/2120                      THE STORM FRONT 41/1504
 28 BIG BAD 7/4401        63   86   2 42.3      CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
    FRUITS 51/5038                           32 STORIES 49/2835     1136 2138  17 34.7
    BAD GERMS 28/5798                           UNDER DURESS 64/2999
    SHEPHERDS 18/1774                           BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421
    PALINDROMES 47/6060                      33 SAND DANCER 75/2258  768 1481   6 34.1
    FAMOUS HITTERS 3/4434                    34 PUBLIC ENEM 50/6022   18   36   0 33.3
    MIGHTY MORALS II 1/5889                     ASIAN INVASION 54/5974
    NEXT GENERATION 18/4678                  35 J 78/5888            255  525   1 32.7
    RABBIT DROPPINGS 13/5811                    HENPCS 22/5967
    THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/4737                  CLUELESS 1/6066
    GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/5257                DOCTORS 61/5885
 29 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    533  802   2 39.9      MONOPOLY 19/5957
 30 LORDS OF CH 48/3972   10   16   0 38.5      NUMB-ERS 74/5918
    TEMPLE OF STEEL 36/4026                     QUESTIONS 51/6017
 31 CATS 82/5959         532  879   5 37.7      WRESTLING 24/6002
    MEDS 43/4924                                CAPTAIN PLANET 40/5920
    EMETICS 45/5033                             LONG SWORD CLUB 5/5998
    THE CITY 12/4918                            OUT OF CONTROL 62/6025
    STRIPPERS 82/5996                           EMOTIONAL PANTS 16/6018
    BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                         IS THAT A CLUE? 43/6012
    HAPLESS WAIF 8/5949                         HARRY POTTER AND THE 13/5890
    PARTY GEEKS 74/4925                      36 BLACK LIGHT 24/3439   20   43   0 31.7
    JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Back in the doggy saddle again....  Oh dog, this place looks familiar!  This
time around I do promise to defend the position of Tower Guardian... and hopefully
defend it in style (doggy... of course).  It's my opinion that in order to BE the
best, you need to BEAT the best... so with that being said my challenges go out to
Mr. Gherkin and Scootie Puff Jr. who I believe both have TV challenges (I was SO
close to having my very own at 7-3 in Eligibles this time around).  TMM, it's nothing
personal, my friend... it's all bizniz.  There is no honor in fighting lesser
warriors to merely hold a title....  It must be earned on the sands each and every
turn.

Until next time....
     Your Tower Guardian....
          Skitzoid Snoopy
               Same Doggy Time....
                    Same Doggy Place....
                         Same Doggy Channel....

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, my friends!

     Well, we had a mystery today, but  let's start with our Tournament Victors,
shall we?
     WENT TO MARKET (25-4288) (50-62-2,242) of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY TV challenged NICK
NITRO (60-4767) (43-52-0,230) of ARADI'S DEAD.  WENT TO MARKET devastated NICK NITRO
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  That would be Assurnasirbanipal's man
challenging... hmm... a manager I don't know.
     Who manages Team W, The Zoo, Enigma, Bad Bread, Technology, etc.?  Currently
ranked 17th in Talahya.

     Otto X.

     CATNIP BASTARD (99-2320) (29-20-4,193) of KILL THEM ALL! M2 TV challenged
CONSTERNATION (8-4896) (63-14-1,210) of CONSANGUINEOUS.  CATNIP BASTARD lost to
CONSTERNATION in a 2 minute Challenge battle.  And this is Muffin Man's fighter
challenging (and losing to) Mannequin's fighter.
     THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) (10-0-0,100) of 042909A TV challenged MABUSHI (9-5548)
(23-18-0,150) of SERPENTS HOLD 2.  THE BUNNY GOD handily defeated MABUSHI in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge match.  Muffin Man's guy defeating Khisanth's.  I'd like
to note that in the last three months, Khisanth has come up in the ranks from 27th to
18th.  That's not easy!
     Our mystery:  Isn't this odd?  Our Tower Guardian, Touchdon Talon, did not fight
this cycle (perhaps his entry was lost), and yet he still kept the title.  So, I have
no title fight to report.  I'm delighted to see that he did write a column!  Part of
which I quote:  "...There is no honor in fighting lesser warriors to merely hold a
title.... it must be earned on the sands each and every turn."  Odd, that,
considering what he didn't do this cycle, but I'm still delighted to see a column!
Thanks, Mr. Talon.
     Alas, somebody died today.  Only for a little while, but still.  BOOZER (13-
5407) (20-14-0,51) of DA BULLS fought VINEGAR (24-4943) (22-11-0,77) of WRESTLING.
BOOZER butchered VINEGAR in an exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.  That is
Khisanth's man, again, dealing death to Sherlock's fighter.
     Funky Folk avoided Consanguineous.  That's Papa Bear avoiding Mannequin.  Wisely
done.  And again, I congratulate Papa Bear on his effective use of all of his
managerial tools.
     Most Challenged fighter was Eddie Rickenbacker.  PORTLY NEPOTIST (96-3104) (31-
30-4,198) of TO DIE FOR 2 challenged EDDIE RICKENBACKER (82-17776) (62-100-2,198) of
MEDAL OF HONOR AA2.  PORTLY NEPOTIST savagely defeated EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 4
minute Challenge duel.  Hmm.  Well, it was a pretty brave up-challenge, considering
that Mr. Nepotist is hardly a hotshot.  Well done!
     Needless to say, Ho-Chan the Axe is still our Overall Popularity Leader.  And
his costume today caused quite a sensation!   HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (173-181-
3,200) of SAND DANCERS fought SLAP HAPPY (60-6031) (46-92-0,176) of BUMS 'R' US.  HO-
CHAN THE AXE overpowered SLAP HAPPY in a 2 minute mismatched fight.  And he defeated
Berylstar's fighter wearing blue denim trows, and a sheepskin lined coat with a
picture of a rodent on it.  We may want to check and see if the least pleasant realm
of the dead has frozen over, eh?  Have there been any unusual eclipses?  Are dogs and
cats living together?  I really don't like the image of Mr. the Axe wearing the kind
of outfit in which a less particular person might sit around and drink beer.  And
belch.
     Really, that has altogether put me off talking about the fights.  I need to go
lie down.  See you in two weeks.

Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072     46  26  5  418  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SKITZOID SNOOPY 41-2146      35   5     365  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 IPECAC 45-3625               60  54     302  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751         53  44  1  302  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918            81  64  5  301  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
-SEGAL 14-3779                42  25     289  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 MR. GHERKIN 6-6385           18   1     283  071406AD (5893)            TRANSEL
-PRIDEFEST 12-2717            75  61  2  281  COLORS (5968)              RIZTAB
-PRISONER 0118 82-33748       61  83     274  DUNGEON CELL 24 (5477)     DWES EG
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        157 104  2  264  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569      25  11  1  262  BEASTS OF NEON (5898)      CIMMERIAC
 CREATOR RUSH 84-5327         52  27  3  261  101308B (5724)             BLACKSTONE
 OTIS 3-6501                  96  73  5  258  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 POLYNIKES 74-4191            35  13     258  GATES OF FIRE (5867)       DAYLA KIV
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288       51  62  2  252  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (4737)  LYRATILAN
-HORTATOR 1-7791              51  40  3  247  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 SHARK BAIT! 82-24424         39  37  1  245  OOH HAA HAA (5599)         DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574             98  72  1  239  LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)    DWES EG
 CLUSTER 82-28582             28  34  2  237  HALF A WORD (5818)         DWES EG
 CONUNDRUM 8-4892             53  31  1  234  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 CALYX 30-4151                79  85  2  232  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-PRISONER R09 82-51085        37  17  1  232  DUNGEON CELL 4 (5777)      DWES EG
-NAY PALM 52-1439             59  29     231  PYROMANIA (5742)           FRATSFA
-CALIENTE 38-3263             65  41  1  229  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358        34  20     229  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 BALL PEIN 1-8379             40  24  4  228  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 NIGHTBINDER 82-3120          26  18  2  228  FORGE OF FURY (5812)       DWES EG
-TIME SQUARE 65-4637          41  24     227  BIG APPLE MENACE (3276)    DAL SHANG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705          66  70  1  225  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 NOT ADULT DIAPERS 82-26502   45  30  1  225  FUNDIES (5601)             DWES EG
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883           32  21  1  225  SERPENTS HOLD (5860)       SUNSET
-GYRADOS 24-4476              50  27     224  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 CONSORTIUM DORK 84-7918      35  11  2  224  COOL DORKS (5930)          BLACKSTONE
 PETE MOSS 19-4968            64  34  2  223  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366   46  27     222  SESAME STAPH (5600)        DWES EG
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       121  73  2  221  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 PRISONER B91 82-53433        30  29  3  221  DUNGEON CELL B9 (5796)     DWES EG
 WRATH 82-35095               70  43     220  GOD (5667)                 DWES EG
 KAORU MOTO 82-48418          34  26     220  MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (5694)  DWES EG
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472        75  55     219  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 CONSTERNATION 8-4896         64  14  1  219  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 UH-OH 82-33703               38  34  2  219  STUFF MARK SAYS (5610)     DWES EG
-RED DAWG 41-2689             38  31  2  218  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 GAFF 82-34939                47  28  1  217  4-LETTER ERRORS (5611)     DWES EG
 TENACIOUS 7-5337            126  61  1  216  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 FIBULARIS 82-28877           86  82  1  216  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488      60  23  3  216  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
-TYR 3-5575                   37   8     216  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 FUGAZI 38-3565               33  13  2  214  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 MISTY BLUE 74-2944           38  22  2  213  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330        34  29  1  213  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 KYRA 36-7316                 43  15  1  212  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 WILD FIRE 24-4880            35  13  4  212  DISASTER (5804)            ZORPUNT
 FORMIDABLE 82-17495          20  15     212  F-TROOP (5310)             DWES EG
 LEO POWERS 43-4599           53  46     211  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192          33  14  3  210  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
-CONSPIRACY 9-4649            33  19  1  210  STATE OF MIND (5841)       ZUKAL
 OPRAHWINDFURY 99-2296        27  22  3  210  STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (5849)  SOUTH RIDGE
 MIFFED SANDY 96-3444         21  15  3  210  BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (5913) OLD VALAMANTIS
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237      77  57  2  209  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 DESPAIR 98-2057              23  25  4  209  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (5848)      SYVYN'S HILL
 BIGGLES 60-6032              57  83  1  208  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 BEAR FOOT 35-3716            50  28  1  208  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 ALICE BLUE 96-2933           39  31  4  208  COLORS (5636)              OLD VALAMANTIS
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183        24  12  5  208  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
-MABON 82-10314               15  24     207  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
-TURD BURGLAR 2-5431          45  44     206  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104      32  30  4  206  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670      174 181  3  205  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           105  45  1  205  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 THE TICK 12-5659             56  45     205  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     101  66  1  204  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 RANGER 43-2350               53  40  2  204  THE BEARS (876)            VEASTIAN
 THE MONARCH 2-5688           40  20     204  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 CATNIP BASTARD 99-2320       29  21  4  204  KILL THEM ALL! M2 (5850)   SOUTH RIDGE
 SNOW PEA 33-5014             39  34  3  203  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SILLY FILLY 36-2659          38  34  3  203  SHADY LADIES (1309)        JHANS
 IMMOLATION 99-1522           31  36  4  203  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SINISTER 82-3298             20  16     203  EVIL (5487)                DWES EG
 SHELLHEAD 50-1071            42  27     202  MARVEL MADNESS (3940)      SNOWBOUND
-GOT NO BRAIN 3-3617          40  36     202  STATE OF MIND (1791)       OSKSI
 MIRAGE 84-10230              39  28  1  202  DRAGON'S GUARD V (5792)    BLACKSTONE
 EEK THE CAT 2-4110           34  14     202  THE FUNNY FARM (3112)      NIANIA
 BARBARIAN 12-4783            28  54     202  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (5828) RIZTAB
 NORMAN BATES 99-2102         51  26  5  201  DERANGED! (5704)           SOUTH RIDGE
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           47  71     201  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 (J)AY (C)EE 13-2647          38  22     201  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
 RIRORNI BOLOGNESE 98-1913    30  19  3  201  SHEWISH PICNIC (5847)      SYVYN'S HILL
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457       29  34  4  201  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876       50  17  1  200  MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (5720)   ZORPUNT
 WYRD 1-8156                  47  53  2  200  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033       32   9  1  200  011510A (5960)             KALTOS
 JULIENNE 82-28026            32  19     200  PERFECTION QUEST 3 (5727)  DWES EG
 CECIL BOLTON 82-42248        27  35     200  MEDAL OF HONOR V (5825)    DWES EG
 DAY TURNER 40-4279           45  50     199  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-26471    36  27  1  199  LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (5817)  DWES EG
 WEBBED BEAUS 82-36458        34  23  1  199  DATING A FROG (5821)       DWES EG
 DIRK VLUG 99-1956            33  43  4  199  MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (5702)   SOUTH RIDGE
 COCO NUTS 60-8163            21   4  2  199  FRUIT OF THE LOOM (5976)   ARADI
 MOD COD 55-2638             167 162  4  198  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 BARRY 12-5663                59  53     198  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 TALON 18-7782                44  22  1  198  GET OUTTA MY WAY (4890)    TALCAMA
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968          43  45     198  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 MADONNA 60-7780              93  60  4  197  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435)ARADI
 DINAH MIGHT 18-9229          68  40  3  197  FUNKY FOLK (5541)          TALCAMA
 BLACK BREEZE 1-6522          33  13  1  197  BLACK JUNTA (4913)         MORDANT
-NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192        65  38  2  196  THE HONOR GUARD 2 (5969)   FIREHOLD
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413           41  35     196  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 SCURVY LADY 12-6783          33  19     196  SEA DOGS (5858)            RIZTAB
 LITTLE MOKELE 2 18-9946      26  12     196  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776  62 101  2  195  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 THE PHANTOM 21-1447          59  45  4  195  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 UNCLE FEISTY 82-55652        47  33     195  040908F (5719)             DWES EG
-WARHEAD 82-13913             35  16     195  PYROMANIA (5785)           DWES EG
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759         76  46  1  194  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 BLACK BEAR 35-3054           43  15  1  194  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BART SIMPSON 19-5072         40  37     194  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040         40  38     194  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909  31  26  5  194  ARCANE BEACH DAY (5189)    SYVYN'S HILL
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572      26  27  5  194  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
-THE BIG 'E' 9-4474           50  42     193  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767     43  34  2  193  MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (5725)   CALEAM
 BLOODY SKIN 20-1986          49  58  1  192  MERC'D MAFIA (5950)        SEAM
 NO CHASER 33-6490            49  60     192  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 MAYHEM 98-1292               36  31  4  192  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5585)      SYVYN'S HILL
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407          35  23  3  192  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 SUI GENERIS 38-4444          28  13     192  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 PRISONER BG23 97-3369        22  41  5  192  DUNGEON CELL W10A (5878)   SHADOW GROVE
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          101 127  1  191  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558        65  72  6  191  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186    95  91     190  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 HOPE 20-2555                 45  48  1  190  MERC'D MAFIA (5950)        SEAM
 NICK NITRO 60-4767           43  53     190  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 KHAKI 76-2305                37  26  1  190  COLORS (3468)              SIMTAKKA
-LUCKY DAWG 41-2751           34  28  1  190  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 ROCKO 20-2337                32  24  2  190  MERC'D MAFIA (5950)        SEAM
 RELIGIOUS CULT 13-5348       29  29     190  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444      29  20     190  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 SAM ADAMS 13-5376            32  11     189  MMMM BEER! (5942)          DULLENS
 MERCEDES 82-56033            26  16     189  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 WEYLUND 82-3660              84 121  1  188  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARY KAY 74-2779             39  36  1  188  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      23  10     188  ENIGMA 1 (5947)            DWES EG
 WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924    18   2     188  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961             84  61  3  187  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 SOVEREYN 25-4870             45  59     187  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      101  85  1  186  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 BEAVER 82-39056              38  22     186  ANIMAL'S FARM (5823)       DWES EG
 GANGPLANK RIDER 33-7671      25  15  1  186  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 PRISONER BG11 99-1620        54  43  4  185  DUNGEON CELL 508C (5584)   SOUTH RIDGE
 FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923         36  29     185  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155           30  15  4  185  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 CINNIMON ROLLE 31-5553       27   9  1  185  ALL NIGHT LONG (5402)      CHIMLEVTAL
 THE ATOMIZER 18-7753         27  15     185  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646       73  71  1  183  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648         69  65  1  183  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819         53  79  1  183  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 PRISONER R02 82-51078        52  47  1  183  DUNGEON CELL 4 (5777)      DWES EG
 ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        50  41     183  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
 TWO-PIECE TOENAIL 2-5627     32  25  1  183  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
-ABSOLUTE ZERO 18-7586        25  20     183  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-LOAD MASTER 82-15924         12   7     183  ARIZONA TRIP 2K2 (5815)    DWES EG
 HOFFA 49-3185               125 220     182  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683          74  67  2  182  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 E. VICTOR 9-4864             23  24  3  180  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 HONEST JILES 1-7576          23  10  1  180  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 EL NINO 41-4430              29  23     178  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
-SHY MEERKAT 11-7140          27  17     178  FURRY FURY (5840)          ARUAK CITY
 SPIRITWALKER 60-8431         24  15  1  178  DREAMTIME (5618)           ARADI
 GIFT CERTIFICATE 65-6787     23  17  1  177  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (5257)DAL SHANG
 INCISOR 9-5185               65  70  1  176  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 IMAGINUS 24-3987             25  30  1  176  BLACK LIGHTNING (3439)     ZORPUNT
 ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867         30  20  5  174  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031           46  93     173  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 KARATE WRECKER 60-6693       28  29     173  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             28  14  3  172  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       148 127  3  171  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366   67 121  3  171  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775   54  41  2  171  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 JOHNNY WALKER 1-8203         33  22  2  171  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 PRIMUS 5-5099                29  14     171  LONG SWORD CLUB (5998)     KALTOS
 SECOND WATCH 35-4166         26  13  1  171  SEA DOGS (5865)            MURSKA
 CYCLOPS 7-4625               34  43  1  170  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 DEAD LEE 8-3142              27  18     170  YOU PAY I SLAY (5948)      ARKERS
 HABU 51-5529                 23  19     170  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603       63  79  1  168  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 LEMON DROP 33-6685           54  85  1  168  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434         49  74  1  168  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            29  14     168  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (4578)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           52  61  1  167  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718          50  81  1  166  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583     59  84  1  165  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 KING KONG 38-2660            39  43  2  165  BUBBA LOVES CHESS (4900)   CLIFFHOME
 ONE 74-4204                  31  21  1  165  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           42  64  1  164  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
-ED 209 5-3955                47  67  4  163  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911       34  14     163  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
-TOO BIG TO FAIL 21-6932      29  11  1  163  DEVIATION (5936)           SUNSET
 COFFEE HOUSE POET 3-6987     28  19  1  163  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 FRISKY 14-4634               32  14  3  162  F WORDS (5906)             TOBIR
 MONSTER 42-467               42  46     161  THE BEARS (768)            RODEKI
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 82-16584 41  38     161  LBA:ELVIS FANS (5596)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586   69  96  2  160  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414       46  52  3  160  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 FARFALE 3-6871               25   5     159  PASTA (5807)               OSKSI
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052         44  36  2  158  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 HARLEQUIN 65-7056            28  19     157  SERPENTS HOLD (5931)       DAL SHANG
 TRINKET 29-5517              27  19  1  157  SERPENTS HOLD (5934)       LAPUR
 TOM BAKER 61-3551            25  30     157  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 ALLAH 13-2440                22  22     156  RABBIT DROPPINGS (5811)    DULLENS
 TRAIN WRECK 62-4121          26  21  1  154  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 NIGHTBRINGER 75-3372         23   4  1  154  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 -.... 74-4219                23  19  3  153  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
-DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417        19   9     153  LET'S DUEL! (5137)         ALJAFIR
 BOB THE INHALER 3-6928       41  25  1  152  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967            65  75     150  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 CAO ZHENG 54-85              27  18  6  150  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 CONFESSION 8-4895            30  20     149  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 TANNY 36-7429                26  19     149  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 TV ON THE RADIO 97-2519      19  16  5  147  COLLEGE RADIO BG (5375)    SHADOW GROVE
 DRY KEG 33-6679              52  87  1  146  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 INTIMIDATION 24-2465         27  29  2  146  BLACK LIGHTNING (3439)     ZORPUNT
 MEGA PIXEL 3-6995            24  12     146  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 HEN OF DEATH 22-6814         22  31     146  HENPCS (5967)              SOLVEN
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492           62  64  3  144  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DENG FEI 54-84               28  19  4  142  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917            40  62     141  UNDER DURESS (2999)        KURUKAR
 KLINK 30-4647                30  17     138  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
 JETHRO 47-5949               25  14  2  138  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 THE BUNNY GOD 2-5631         11   0     138  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186      68 172  1  136  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627        60  98  1  136  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-NOREEN 96-3636               19  15  3  136  SUPE FORCES BG11C (5914)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675         59  82  1  135  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378           36  41  2  135  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 CRATER FACE 1-8340           31  16     135  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 BOATSWAIN 18-9958            29  14  1  134  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 MAKTOR 66-3115               23  19     134  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 QUARK 29-5505                27  21  1  133  TREKKERS (5861)            LAPUR
 POLYJUICE TWINS 13-5347      25  47     133  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 VIGGEN 37-4499               24  14  2  133  THE WILLBURYS 37 (4150)    SIBIKHAS
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798      64 101  2  132  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 PRISONER 485 84-11985        14   7  1  132  DUNGEON CELL 48 (6005)     BLACKSTONE
 HELL WEEK 3-6695             65  74  1  131  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567        36  43     131  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
-FREEWHEEL BURNIN' 32-4245    27  15  1  128  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-GORTEK 60-5619               17   8     128  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             34  47  1  127  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 GAIGE THE DESTROYER 98-1677  24  11  4  127  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL
 MY LAST FIVE 37-4439         15   5  1  127  THE WILLBURYS 37 (4150)    SIBIKHAS
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323           31  25  1  125  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 MAGICAL SHORTCUT 13-5346     29  40     125  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 MAD MAX 82-56014             16   1     124  THE WILLBURYS 77 (5926)    DWES EG
 METHODSOFRATIONALITY 13-5387 31  15     123  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
-HELEN KELLER 33-7729         25  17     123  HEROES (5938)              NIATOLI ISLAND
 EARTH 40-4336                35  17     121  CAPTAIN PLANET (5920)      ZENSU
 KHITAI 97-3592               21  16  4  121  HYBORIAN WAR (5915)        SHADOW GROVE
 HUGH GRANT 61-3555           23  32     120  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 SJS 78-2862                  22  21  1  120  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN
 MABUSHI 9-5548               23  19     118  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5999)     ZUKAL
 JELLO 24-4939                20  14  1  118  WRESTLING (6002)           ZORPUNT
 BAKED FRATSFA 26-4818        19  11     118  SHEWISH BUFFET (5997)      CALEAM
 STEINBACH 30-4473            73 124     116  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAKE COVER 35-3870           23  16  3  116  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 HEART 40-4333                28  24  1  113  CAPTAIN PLANET (5920)      ZENSU
 EM 15-3737                   30  49     112  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 MACEO 81-928                 26  19  1  112  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
-BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999     11   7  1  112  LUROCIANS EXTREME (5975)   ARUAK CITY
 BALANCE OF EARTH 13-5386     22  18     111  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 THE CRUSHER 18-8050          18  13     111  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 REAPER 17-7190               17  17     111  ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (6058)      ALJAFIR
 ZOMBIE PARENT 13-5345        25  33  4  110  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
-BLAKSKUL 21-6899             28  23  2  109  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SHORTLINE 19-5208            26  15  1  109  MONOPOLY (5957)            ZUWAYZA
 ALMIGHTY BOB 11-7354         22   9  2  108  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
 WHAT 51-5509                 27  26  1  106  QUESTIONS (6017)           TRICORUS
-APPLE 51-5169                33   8  1  104  FRUITS (5038)              TRICORUS
 THIMBLE 19-5157              28  24  1  102  MONOPOLY (5957)            ZUWAYZA
 2-STROKE 82-10384            20   1     101  THE WILLBURYS 79 (4967)    DWES EG
 SAMI 82-56043                19  23     101  CATS (5959)                DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584    59 106  2  100  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
 HOFFA 60-7713                50 102     100  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SOUL DEMON 24-2237           38  24  2  100  BLACK LIGHTNING (3439)     ZORPUNT
 WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540       30  44     100  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 MR. OCTOBER 3-5893           25  29  1  100  FAMOUS HITTERS (4434)      OSKSI
 SSSKAH 65-7059               24  23     100  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 ARIOCH 48-952                22  16  2  100  LORDS OF CHAOS (3972)      CAER
 BOOZER 13-5407               21  14  1  100  DA BULLS (6024)            DULLENS
 HEMLOCK 19-5224              19  17  1  100  SERPENTS HOLD II (6041)    ZUWAYZA
 SAUSAGE PARTY 13-4180        18   8  1  100  DUDE RANCH (6023)          DULLENS
-SWEATY 7-4850                16   9     100  BRAIN (5184)               BONSUR
 THE GREAT GAZOO 19-5140      13   2     100  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
-KANA BALLISTIC 47-6976       20  16  3   99  DEVIATION (6034)           NORTH FORK
-GARNO TEN KORO 65-7037       19  42      99  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
-LYNNIS NALL 22-6818          24  26      98  MIDDLE WAY 15 (5431)       SOLVEN
-STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       21   3  1   98  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
 WON TWO MANY 59-2208         17   4      97  THE WILLBURYS 59 (4009)    ILLIS
-ANVIL 13-5373                15  50  2   97  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
-KASTENMAR 75-3336            20  35      95  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 TOMAS 56-749                 24  41  6   94  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 SMITTEN SIN 82-55312         16  15      94  KAOS IV (5984)             DWES EG
 RING A DING 60-4727          27  16      93  SAAB STORY (4290)          ARADI
-TRINITY 82-17006             11   4      93  MY TC'S (5235)             DWES EG
 HEMLOCK 2-5654               27  16      91  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
-RHINOVIRUS 28-3754           16   8  3   91  BAD GERMS (5798)           MORYA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANNAPOLIS 18-6691            27  10      90  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451     23   9  1   89  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 FANG 68-2019                 31  15      88  SERPENT'S HOLD (2120)      FIREHOLD
-SAMUEL CLIPPER 43-4716       27  14      88  WARRIORS OF STEEL (5944)   VEASTIAN
 FABLE 14-4631                25  20  1   88  F WORDS (5906)             TOBIR
-5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624    27   9  2   87  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (5257)DAL SHANG
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072       17   0  3   87  SHEWISH BUFFET (6064)      DAL SHANG
 DOARIAN GRAY 98-916          15  11  4   87  LXG III (4937)             SYVYN'S HILL
 WIMPY 98-2670                13  12  4   87  TEAM W (5988)              SYVYN'S HILL
-CHAOS MUFFIN 33-4569         20  12  2   86  BAD BREAD (3567)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 KHAVARAS 36-1543             20  15  1   86  TEMPLE OF STEEL (4026)     JHANS
-SOURWOOD 15-5047             21  21  1   85  GREENWARDENS (3775)        MALCORN
 HOLY SHIITAKE 81-1433        22   8      84  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 CATIPILLAR 60-8801           24  14  1   82  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 OLIVE OIL 24-4941            20  14  1   82  WRESTLING (6002)           ZORPUNT
 OOPS SWEATER 82-56109        12  26      82  011808B (6075)             DWES EG
 TACK TACK 51-5555            20   6  1   81  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AMISTUM 82-26415              9   8      81  LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 (6046)DWES EG
 GINI 66-3117                 24  31      80  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
-WILD THINGS 10-5942          22  14      80  BACON MAKIN' (5879)        KOLACT
-FATHOM JUMPER 21-6737        17   2  5   80  SEA DOGS (5474)            SUNSET
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569            5   1      80  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 CADILLAC DUNDEE 3-6956       34  29  1   79  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 MATT 78-2844                 23  30  2   79  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN
 PIMPED OUT BROOM 13-5385     25  19      78  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 SAD SLACKS 16-5891           23  31  2   78  EMOTIONAL PANTS (6018)     WILLAF
-MARLIN KOLE 40-4360          20  18      78  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
 AMBEERDEXTROUS 2-5618        35  24  1   77  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
-PINK TACO 24-4287            12   4      77  SWEET BLISS (5904)         ZORPUNT
 PAUL 18-7804                 23  15      76  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 BOOT PRINT 43-4740           21  12      76  IS THAT A CLUE? (6012)     VEASTIAN
-451 DEGREES 52-2415          20  16      76  PYROMANIA (5742)           FRATSFA
 STANDLEY 82-10712            20   2      76  THE WILLBURYS 34 (4260)    DWES EG
 WHY 51-5511                  25  28      75  QUESTIONS (6017)           TRICORUS
-EXISTANCE MUNDANE 3-7095     19  15  3   75  STATE OF MIND (1791)       OSKSI
-RACECAR 47-5498              17  23  1   75  PALINDROMES (6060)         NORTH FORK
-THE HAND OF DOG 41-4493      20  12  2   74  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 DARK HORSE 82-35085          18  15      74  AGAINST ALL ODDS (6016)    DWES EG
 WHO 51-5508                  27  26      73  QUESTIONS (6017)           TRICORUS
 WORLD CHUMPS 30-4726         21   8  1   73  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
 HOMESTAR 9-5143              16   1  1   73  HOMESTAR & CO (5911)       ZUKAL
 CANILIV KAT 11-7284          15   5  1   73  FURRY FURY (5840)          ARUAK CITY
 SUPERIOR RROSTARR 33-5465    35  20      72  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 SASHA 65-7111                17   4      72  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6065)        DAL SHANG
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      35  43  1   71  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 HUGH KASSLE 84-4988          17  34  1   71  FORMER BOSSES (6021)       BLACKSTONE
 PETER DAVISON 61-3552        24  31      69  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 111 74-4220                  19  23  2   69  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 SLITHER 63-2852              18  10  2   68  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
-VIN DIESEL 33-7726           18  24  1   68  HEROES (5938)              NIATOLI ISLAND
 GANOOSH 75-3389              19   9      67  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-DANIEL SILVERLOCK 43-4713    19  22      67  WARRIORS OF STEEL (5944)   VEASTIAN
 HELP ON THE WAY 30-4717      18  50  2   67  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-MANUTE BOL 33-7725           17  25      67  HEROES (5938)              NIATOLI ISLAND
 RICK O'SHEA 25-5028          20  12  2   66  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 PENICILLEN 43-4299           59  47  1   65  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
-SHORT SKIRT 9-5510           20   2      65  HOT STUFF (5831)           ZUKAL
-RATHNOK MULROOT 56-4228      18  10  1   65  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 WARAGEN 60-5573              24  12      64  SAAB STORY (4290)          ARADI
-AXE EM BOUT ME! 16-5538      15  11      64  NOBLE ON FIRE (5408)       WILLAF
-MOTHER TERESA 33-7728        27  15      63  HEROES (5938)              NIATOLI ISLAND
-TIAN HU 54-417               23  20  2   63  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 BUBBA 75-3365                19   9      63  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DONNA 61-3599                20  23      62  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 VILE HENCHMAN 43-4743        17  16      62  IS THAT A CLUE? (6012)     VEASTIAN
 ODD DRAFT 43-4742            22  11      61  IS THAT A CLUE? (6012)     VEASTIAN
 MAX WEBER 62-4586            19  14      61  OUT OF CONTROL (6025)      VALAMANTIS
 FREE PARKING 19-5158         20  32  2   60  MONOPOLY (5957)            ZUWAYZA
-IRON BUTTERFLY 16-2719       15  14      60  THE ZOO (2721)             WILLAF
 TERTIUS 5-5103               22  21  2   59  LONG SWORD CLUB (5998)     KALTOS
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846         7   8  4   59  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE
-JOY 1-7701                   18  10      58  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
-LOST IN PACE 30-3196         15   8  4   57  PACE'S WILD (6068)         IAYE
 FUSION 18-6952               15  13  1   57  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 VINEGAR 24-4943              22  12      56  WRESTLING (6002)           ZORPUNT
 SQUYER 25-4871               28  76      55  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
-RUNNING DEER 4-6502          16   6  1   55  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-BRAVE 2 4-6509               16   7      55  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 THE COUNT 78-2843            23  29  2   54  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN
 NASTY NES 50-142             18  20  1   54  PUBLIC ENEMY (6022)        SNOWBOUND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERIK 56-3399                 18  25      54  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 BOWEN 15-5091                16   6      54  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
-FANTASSIN 14-4683            14  10  2   54  F WORDS (5906)             TOBIR
-EMPTY BOTTLE 32-3819         15   6  2   53  FOUND IN THE SAND (4237)   ARVAT
 KATE 97-4372                  9   3  5   52  INQUISITION (6074)         SHADOW GROVE
 YES? 51-5534                 29  12      51  QUESTIONS (6017)           TRICORUS
 PANTERA 82-56042             21  21  1   51  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 BALISONG 75-3376             20   7      51  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DAVID TENNANT 61-3553        25  30      50  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
-TARTAR SAUCE! 82-31031       13   8  1   49  PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH (6061)DWES EG
-PREDATOR 9-2701              13   9  1   49  THE WILLBURYS 9 (6067)     ZUKAL
 JOSH 1-8581                  18  15      45  CLUELESS (6066)            MORDANT
 ASCARI 96-3716                7   5  4   43  NEED FOR SPEED (6069)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 FRANKLINS TOWER 30-4725      23  14  1   42  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 TORN CLOTH 43-4741           18  15      39  IS THAT A CLUE? (6012)     VEASTIAN
 POTATO BUG 60-8799           14  24  1   39  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 JACK STRAW 30-4722           17   8  1   35  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 PHILLIP MORRIS 98-1698        6  13  4   35  CIGARETTES (5701)          SYVYN'S HILL
-LOATHING 97-4003             10   0  4   34  SPAWN OF DARKNESS (6072)   SHADOW GROVE
 MEMPHIS SLIM 30-3909         15  24      33  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
-COUNT IN THE CELLAR 18-8404  14   9      33  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 HORNET 60-8800               19  18  2   32  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-ROBERT OWENS 97-4199          8   2  3   29  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6073)    SHADOW GROVE
-FIRES 96-3927                 8   2  3   29  BLAME IT ON DWAYNE (6071)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 JOEY 78-2847                 21  31  3   19  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
VINEGAR 24-4943           22  12  0 WRESTLING 6002         BOOZER 13-5407            665

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Galen -- Er, um.  How can a "good sex scene" perk up a Zombie Parent?  It seems
unlikely. -- Ho-Chan the casually curious

     It can't, if one supposes that the gladiator in question really is a zombie.
     But on the off chance that he or she simply had pockets full of roadkill for the
     olfactory portion of the costume, I thought romance novels might make her... or
     him...  feel better.  Or not, obviously.

Miffed Sandy -- You're a cute little thing when you're angry.  I didn't mind losing
to you.  In fact, since Galen has brought up the matter (in another context, but
still), if you should happen to feel like dropping by my place and climbing all over
me again, in more congenial surroundings, I'm sure it could be arranged. -- Ho-Chan

Galen -- I wasn't sure what to wear today.  It's the Full Moon of Snow, according to
my almanac, but I really don't go for white.  Totally impractical, you just look at
it sternly and it smudges.  Better than pink, but still, not what I want in an
outfit.

And then one of my too-idle teammates suggested groundhogs!  Do I look like someone
who would wear... wait, let me think about this.  Hmm.  Blue denim pants, and a
fleece-lined surcoat with a groundhog's face on it?  Sounds weird, but maybe it's
time for a weird garment before returning to good taste.  What do you think? --
Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  The groundhog is wearing sunglasses.

     Ho-Chan -- Um.  I'm stunned.  I don't really think that outfit is a good idea,
     although it does sound comfortable.  You don't always have to dress to express
     the climate, you know.  Don't Adantri usually dress to express themselves? --
     Galen

Happy Apple -- That was quite a hit.  You may be smiling (which is kind of creepy
really), but you're a formidable opponent. -- Flitchak

The Smell of It -- I think you should get a gender.  No wait... that would be pretty
funky, wouldn't it? -- Ssskah

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WENT TO MARKET devastated NICK NITRO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CATNIP BASTARD lost to CONSTERNATION in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
THE BUNNY GOD handily defeated MABUSHI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JULIENNE was viciously subdued by LINK HOGTHROB in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
CONSORTIUM DORK defeated MIRAGE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MIFFED SANDY slimly lost to YELLOWJACKET in a action packed 6 minute Challenge brawl.
BALL PEIN devastated PLACES THE LOTION... in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DINAH MIGHT was viciously subdued by IPECAC in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SCOOTIE PUFF JR lost to FLESH FLAYER in a action packed 6 minute gory Challenge duel.
CONUNDRUM won victory over NORMAN BATES in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
KHAKI was overpowered by CLUSTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
E. VICTOR was luckily beaten by RELIGIOUS CULT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PETE MOSS demolished GREASESPOT in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WILD FIRE devastated THE WAD O' GAS in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
OPRAHWINDFURY viciously subdued DIRK VLUG in a popular 7 minute Challenge conflict.
MOHNSOON MAYHEM was overpowered by JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
TENACIOUS handily defeated THE TICK in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
EEK THE CAT bested MERCEDES in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
KYRA defeated SINISTER in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
SURFER ROSA beat WEBBED BEAUS in a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge bout.
WYRD slimly lost to ANTON CHIGURH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition.
PORTLY NEPOTIST savagely defeated EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
SNOW PEA handily defeated EL NINO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BEAR FOOT defeated YELLOW SUBMARINE in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge match.
MISTY BLUE won victory over BARBARIAN in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
JOHNNY WALKER was vanquished by DAY TURNER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FUGAZI won victory over COCO NUTS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
FORMIDABLE vanquished FURIOUS GORGE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
GIFT CERTIFICATE was handily defeated by MADONNA in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
WHIRLING INSELBERG savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
MEGA PIXEL was overpowered by SHAWNEE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SUI GENERIS overpowered DEAD LEE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CYCLOPS viciously subdued MAKTOR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge match.
PINK FLOYD overpowered COFFEE HOUSE POET in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
HONEST JILES bested HABU in a action packed 4 minute Challenge bout.
JETHRO was defeated by NIGHTBRINGER in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
TAKE COVER was demolished by BLACKMAIL in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FARFALE beat TANNY in a exciting 4 minute Challenge competition.
CRATER FACE overcame BINGE N PURGE in a exciting 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
TV ON THE RADIO was savagely defeated by SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ALLAH demolished METHODSOFRATIONALITY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
KHITAI overcame BALANCE OF EARTH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
TRAIN WRECK handily defeated POLYJUICE TWINS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge melee.
CONFESSION was savagely defeated by CHARLIE PATTON in a 3 minute Challenge match.
MR. OCTOBER was savagely defeated by SHORTLINE in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
THE CRUSHER handily defeated FABLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN demolished PENICILLEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KHAVARAS beat SAD SLACKS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge battle.
DARK HORSE overpowered NASTY NES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HUGH KASSLE bested DONNA in a exciting 2 minute Challenge conflict.
PAUL unbelievably bested BUBBA in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge battle.
ARIOCH overpowered OLIVE OIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CARDINAL KRAKEN savagely defeated MANUEL PEREZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
POLYNIKES overpowered LITTLE MOKELE 2 in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
NIGHTBINDER overpowered BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched brawl.
NEOPHYTE overpowered BLACK BREEZE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
MR. GHERKIN handily defeated ROBERT DUNLAP in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
SHARK BAIT! devastated THE NOTHING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS narrowly defeated BLOODY SKIN in a action packed 7 minute gory duel.
SAM ADAMS was overpowered by PRISONER B91 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
CREATOR RUSH vanquished BEAVER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLOOD PIE demolished WHITE THUNDER in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
CRAZY FINGERS demolished CECIL BOLTON in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
CALYX beat SCURVY LADY in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
RAGING FIRE was narrowly defeated by ALICE BLUE in a popular 5 minute bloody fight.
OTIS vanquished CAT IN THE HAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
SIDEWINDER demolished PRISONER R02 in a exciting 2 minute mismatched duel.
BART SIMPSON was defeated by BIGGLES in a 2 minute fight.
NOT ADULT DIAPERS vanquished UNCLE FEISTY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TALON won victory over SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute match.
THE ATOMIZER won victory over MESSENGER BIRD in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
SOLSBURY HILL was demolished by FIBULARIS in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH vanquished PRISONER BG11 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided match.
HOPE bested KING KONG in a exciting 4 minute match.
THE PHANTOM overpowered LEMON DROP in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE was viciously subdued by IMMOLATION in a 5 minute match.
IMAGINUS was demolished by RANCID WAIF in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
PAUL WIEDORFER was subdued by WRATH in a action packed 1 minute duel.
WEYLUND was overpowered by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLABBY-O demolished NO CHASER in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SOVEREYN was luckily beaten by BLACK BEAR in a 13 minute bloody fight.
UH-OH handily defeated CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
FELAWESHIPE subdued TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 2 minute duel.
GAFF overpowered CINNIMON ROLLE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
ARTHUR BEYER was devastated by SHELLHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HERSHEL WILLIAMS won victory over CHAINSAW VIGILANTE in a 2 minute struggle.
HO-CHAN THE AXE overpowered SLAP HAPPY in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
KAORU MOTO devastated SCRAPPLE in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven battle.
MARY KAY was unbelievably bested by BARRY in a action packed 6 minute bloody melee.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM was luckily beaten by (J)AY (C)EE in a action packed 6 minute match.
TWO-PIECE TOENAIL was viciously subdued by SILLY FILLY in a 3 minute fray.
DORIE MILLER was handily defeated by RANGER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN devastated TRINKET in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MOD COD vanquished DRUNK DENNIS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
BEER GOGGLES was beaten by MAYHEM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
PRISONER BG23 was demolished by THOMAS FOWLER in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
DESPAIR handily defeated NUMBERED WON in a 1 minute uneven match.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES overpowered PREDNIZONE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE MONARCH demolished ASHEN SHUGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
LEO POWERS vanquished MONSTER in a 1 minute uneven fray.
RIRORNI BOLOGNESE devastated KARATE WRECKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JAMES DOOLITTLE overpowered ONE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOLY SCHLITZ was luckily beaten by LLUPERIOR in a action packed 7 minute bloody fight.
SALLY RIDE was overcome by DRY KEG in a popular 3 minute brutal struggle.
LOUD DRUNK handily defeated JELLO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
INCISOR vanquished BAKED FRATSFA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
VIGGEN was viciously subdued by CAO ZHENG in a popular 2 minute gory battle.
HARLEY THE CADAVER subdued PRISONER 485 in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
SECOND WATCH devastated YELLOW JACKET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
HARLEQUIN was handily defeated by ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a 1 minute uneven battle.
GANGPLANK RIDER handily defeated KLINK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DENG FEI was overpowered by FRISKY in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
TOM BAKER was overpowered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPIRITWALKER was luckily beaten by ROCKO in a exciting 3 minute brutal brawl.
PRIMUS demolished WALTER EHLERS in a popular 1 minute uneven conflict.
BILLY MITCHELL was demolished by -.... in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
BUDDERCUP bested SSSKAH in a popular 5 minute bout.
HELL WEEK vanquished ZOMBIE PARENT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM demolished FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 3 minute uneven struggle.
HAPPY APPLE overpowered WHAT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HEN OF DEATH was defeated by BOB THE INHALER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
HUGH GRANT was viciously subdued by MY LAST FIVE in a 2 minute brutal competition.
INTIMIDATION devastated MAGICAL SHORTCUT in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
STEINBACH was bested by MAD MAX in a action packed 4 minute gruesome conflict.
FLITCHAK beat HEART in a action packed 1 minute contest.
EM slimly lost to STAN DAUFF in a popular 4 minute brutal competition.
GAIGE THE DESTROYER viciously subdued WROTE THE BOOK in a 4 minute struggle.
QUARK overpowered ANNAPOLIS in a exciting 7 minute bloody mismatched bout.
EARTH savagely defeated EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a popular 4 minute brutal duel.
SJS was demolished by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
BOATSWAIN vanquished SAUSAGE PARTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
HOLY SHIITAKE was devastated by SOUL DEMON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MACEO overpowered AMBEERDEXTROUS in a action packed 4 minute gory mismatched bout.
REAPER vanquished WIMPY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
SAMI demolished JOSH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
2-STROKE overcame 111 in a popular 1 minute battle.
ALMIGHTY BOB devastated PIMPED OUT BROOM in a popular 1 minute one-sided competition.
CATIPILLAR was beaten by HEMLOCK in a exciting 3 minute bout.
THIMBLE viciously subdued GINI in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
BOOT PRINT was devastated by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided conflict.
AMISTUM subdued BOWEN in a 3 minute fight.
TERTIUS lost to FANG in a exciting 2 minute fight.
STANDLEY luckily beat THE SMELL OF IT in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
JOEY was bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute brawl.
MATT savagely defeated ALMOND FISHER in a popular 4 minute brutal uneven battle.
THE COUNT was demolished by SASHA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TAKANOHANA overpowered YES? in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GANOOSH defeated FREE PARKING in a 1 minute conflict.
BALISONG handily defeated MEMPHIS SLIM in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
HOMESTAR overpowered SQUYER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SMITTEN SIN demolished HELP ON THE WAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided competition.
KOLACTAN KABOB devastated FUSION in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
CANILIV KAT devastated ERIK in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
SLITHER was overpowered by TOMAS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
PANTERA was overpowered by WHO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MAX WEBER devastated PHILLIP MORRIS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OOPS SWEATER viciously subdued PETER DAVISON in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
CADILLAC DUNDEE was handily defeated by THE GREAT GAZOO in a 1 minute battle.
DAVID TENNANT was defeated by RICK O'SHEA in a 2 minute gory brawl.
HORNET was luckily beaten by ASCARI in a 2 minute bloody uneven brawl.
POTATO BUG was handily defeated by DOARIAN GRAY in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
WARAGEN vanquished FRANKLINS TOWER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RING A DING savagely defeated WORLD CHUMPS in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
WON TWO MANY demolished WHY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TACK TACK overpowered KATE in a action packed 2 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
VILE HENCHMAN handily defeated JACK STRAW in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ODD DRAFT was overpowered by HEMLOCK in a 1 minute uneven match.
TORN CLOTH was devastated by SUPERIOR RROSTARR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BOOZER butchered VINEGAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      91         PARRY-RIPOSTE     48 -  42 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  76         WALL OF STEEL    168 - 147 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 31         PARRY-LUNGE       97 -  87 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     30         LUNGING ATTACK   367 - 346 -  4      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   30         SLASHING ATTACK  115 - 110 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         AIMED BLOW       458 - 444 -  2      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  21         TOTAL PARRY      120 - 119 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     19         BASHING ATTACK    81 -  91 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         STRIKING ATTACK  128 - 184 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  33 -  0      38  |

Turn 665 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       20 - 10     STRIKING ATTACK   14 - 17         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    47 - 29     BASHING ATTACK     9 - 12         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     16 - 14     SLASHING ATTACK   10 - 14         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  9     AIMED BLOW        35 - 56         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   IPECAC 45-3625             60  54  0  302 EMETICS (5033)
WALL OF STEEL    FLESH FLAYER 26-4751       53  44  1  302 ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)
AIMED BLOW       MR. GHERKIN 6-6385         18   1  0  283 071406AD (5893)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345      157 104  2  264 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
BASHING ATTACK   WENT TO MARKET 25-4288     51  62  2  252 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (4737)
SLASHING ATTACK  NEOPHYTE 82-4574           98  72  1  239 LEGENDS OF TKE 2 (5212)
PARRY-LUNGE      LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358      34  20  0  229 INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)
TOTAL PARRY      WRATH 82--30441            70  43  0  220 GOD (5667)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CONSTERNATION 8-4896       64  14  1  219 CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)
PARRY-STRIKE     TALKIN' CAMEL WAL 30-4586  69  96  2  160 GAMEHENDGE (5119)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052.  The ten other most popular fighters were MARY 
KAY 74-2779, TANNY 36-7429, YELLOWJACKET 62-3345, BINGE N PURGE 45-3567, MR. 
STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366, HABU 51-5529, CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572, CYCLOPS 7-4625, RAGING 
FIRE 29-4407, and BUDDERCUP 60-5967.

The least popular fighter this week was BLACK BEAR 35-3054.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE TICK 12-5659, ODD DRAFT 43-4742, JACK STRAW 30-4722, WHY 
51-5511, FRANKLINS TOWER 30-4725, PHILLIP MORRIS 98-1698, YES? 51-5534, THE COUNT 
78-2843, WIMPY 98-2670, and HOLY SHIITAKE 81-1433.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  5 0  CALEAM(26)           2  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            4  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  3 0  ARADI(60)            6 10 0  
OSKSI(3)             9  8 0  IAYE(30)             4 12 0  JURINE(61)           0  5 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   6  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           3  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  JHANS(36)            3  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            3  2 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  ZENSU(40)            2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  4 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  4 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        4  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          4  8 1  RODEKI(42)           1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         4  5 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  6 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         24 15 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          5  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       3  2 0  
SEAM(20)             2  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  4 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   4  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     5  4 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     5  3 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          3  7 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  5 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        4  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALL PEIN 1-8379            40  24  4  228  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 THE MONARCH 2-5688          40  20  0  204  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 OTIS 3-6501                 96  73  5  258  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040        40  38  0  194  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       34  29  1  213  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 MR. GHERKIN 6-6385          18   1  0  283  071406AD (5893)            TRANSEL
 TENACIOUS 7-5337           126  61  1  216  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 CONUNDRUM 8-4892            53  31  1  234  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 E. VICTOR 9-4864            23  24  3  180  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 ALMIGHTY BOB 11-7354        22   9  2  108  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
 THE TICK 12-5659            56  45  0  205  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 (J)AY (C)EE 13-2647         38  22  0  201  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
 FRISKY 14-4634              32  14  3  162  F WORDS (5906)             TOBIR
 EM 15-3737                  30  49  0  112  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 SAD SLACKS 16-5891          23  31  2   78  EMOTIONAL PANTS (6018)     WILLAF
 REAPER 17-7190              17  17  0  111  ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (6058)      ALJAFIR
 TALON 18-7782               44  22  1  198  GET OUTTA MY WAY (4890)    TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           64  34  2  223  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 BLOODY SKIN 20-1986         49  58  1  192  MERC'D MAFIA (5950)        SEAM
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          32  21  1  225  SERPENTS HOLD (5860)       SUNSET
 HEN OF DEATH 22-6814        22  31  0  146  HENPCS (5967)              SOLVEN
 WILD FIRE 24-4880           35  13  4  212  DISASTER (5804)            ZORPUNT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      51  62  2  252  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (4737)  LYRATILAN
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751        53  44  1  302  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         35  23  3  192  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 CALYX 30-4151               79  85  2  232  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CINNIMON ROLLE 31-5553      27   9  1  185  ALL NIGHT LONG (5402)      CHIMLEVTAL
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       34  20  0  229  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 BEAR FOOT 35-3716           50  28  1  208  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 KYRA 36-7316                43  15  1  212  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 VIGGEN 37-4499              24  14  2  133  THE WILLBURYS 37 (4150)    SIBIKHAS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              33  13  2  214  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          45  50  0  199  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     77  57  2  209  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     60  23  3  216  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       75  55  0  219  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IPECAC 45-3625              60  54  0  302  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 JETHRO 47-5949              25  14  2  138  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 ARIOCH 48-952               22  16  2  100  LORDS OF CHAOS (3972)      CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185              125 220  0  182  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SHELLHEAD 50-1071           42  27  0  202  MARVEL MADNESS (3940)      SNOWBOUND
 HABU 51-5529                23  19  0  170  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 CAO ZHENG 54-85             27  18  6  150  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638            167 162  4  198  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867        30  20  5  174  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 WON TWO MANY 59-2208        17   4  0   97  THE WILLBURYS 59 (4009)    ILLIS
 BIGGLES 60-6032             57  83  1  208  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 TOM BAKER 61-3551           25  30  0  157  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       157 104  2  264  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SLITHER 63-2852             18  10  2   68  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917           40  62  0  141  UNDER DURESS (2999)        KURUKAR
 GIFT CERTIFICATE 65-6787    23  17  1  177  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (5257 DAL SHANG
 MAKTOR 66-3115              23  19  0  134  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 FANG 68-2019                31  15  0   88  SERPENT'S HOLD (2120)      FIREHOLD
 CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569     25  11  1  262  BEASTS OF NEON (5898)      CIMMERIAC
 POLYNIKES 74-4191           35  13  0  258  GATES OF FIRE (5867)       DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     174 181  3  205  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 KHAKI 76-2305               37  26  1  190  COLORS (3468)              SIMTAKKA
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          36  41  2  135  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 SJS 78-2862                 22  21  1  120  J (5888)                   LIN TIRIAN
 MACEO 81-928                26  19  1  112  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 SHARK BAIT! 82-24424        39  37  1  245  OOH HAA HAA (5599)         DWES EG
 CREATOR RUSH 84-5327        52  27  3  261  101308B (5724)             BLACKSTONE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           81  64  5  301  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         33  14  3  210  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
 DESPAIR 98-2057             23  25  4  209  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (5848)      SYVYN'S HILL
 OPRAHWINDFURY 99-2296       27  22  3  210  STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (5849)  SOUTH RIDGE