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Date   : 09/04/2012    Duedate: 09/17/2012

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 680

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 AESIR 3/1373          85   34   0 71.4      STUPID WOW NAMES 2 99/5849
    TACKLE BOX 37/2869                        8 COLORS 96/5636      1492 1047  14 58.8
    THE FUNNY FARM 2/3112                       P'D OFF 4/6086
  2-POWER LEGIO 16/5356    6    3   0 66.7      FUNDIES 82/5601
    LETHAL LEGION 40/5410                       HALF A WORD 82/5818
  3 LUROCIANS I 82/5510  288  157   4 64.7      STREET PIZZA 18/786
    LUROCIANS XIV 82/6044                       COMPENSATING 82/5979
    LUROCIANS TEM06 82/5973                     DUNGEON CELL 82/6052
    LUROCIANS EXTREME 11/5975                   SESAME STAPH 82/5600
    BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 96/6071                  UNDERRATED 2 82/5897
  4 BRIGHT 3/6013        964  573  12 62.7      4 LETTER BEER 82/6080
    F-TROOP 82/5310                             ANIMAL'S FARM 82/5823
    DWARVEN HEROES 60/5082                      DATING A FROG 82/5821
    ARCHERS OF LOAF 16/5325                     ROYAL FELINES 82/5923
    COLLEGE RADIO 3 82/6137                     HAPPY HOLIDAYS 82/5924
    COLLEGE RADIO BG 97/5375                    LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/5596
  5 011510A 5/5960       927  587   6 61.2      TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/5585
    042909A 2/5852                              TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583
    011808B 82/6075                             WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314
    071709H 84/6141                             WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315
    072909G 84/6146                             4-LETTER ERRORS 82/5611
    DEADLY STEPS 98/6131                        STUFF MARK SAYS 82/5610
    TO DIE FOR 2 96/5780                        UNFORTUNATE HAIR 82/5978
    THE HUNTED F9 98/5700                       WEST PALM COURTS 82/5765
    IRATE FORMATIONS 3/5830                     KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211
    BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 96/5913                 STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506
  6 THEM 21/879         4168 2779  78 60.0      LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! 82/5817
    BOOZE 1/5845                                THAT SPECIAL SMELL 82/5894
    PASTA 3/5807                                LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 82/6046
    BABES 36/3876                               THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435
    HEROES 77/3408                            9-KAOS IV 82/5984      244  186   3 56.7
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             KAOS FROGS 12/6109
    DISASTER 24/5804                            KAOS LORDS 84/6116
    HOT STUFF 9/5831                         10 HOPELESS 82/5110     359  275   2 56.6
    DISASTERS 62/6009                           ECHL-EAST 29/5905
    CIGARETTES 98/5701                          ECHL-SOUTH 71/5108
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          CHAOS LORDS 75/6121
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                          INQUISITION 97/6074
    FUNKY FOLK 84/6148                          ARTHUR ANDERSEN 9/5103
    CHURCH LADIES 7/5801                     11 DEATH BY DE 32/6149  130  104   3 55.6
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                     12-ARCANE ROYA 13/6138  697  566   7 55.2
    SHADY LADIES 36/1309                     13 LADY OF THE 41/4989  506  419  10 54.7
  7 GOD 82/5667         1277  870  11 59.5   14-OF WOLF & M 84/6140  335  287   2 53.9
    ALL FINESSE 38/4746                      15 DEVIATION 21/5936    318  272   3 53.9
    HYBORIAN WAR 97/5915                        DEVIATION 47/6034
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        DEVIATION 82/5717
    CONSANGUINEOUS 8/5680                       PYROMANIA 52/5742
    FORMER BOSSES 84/6021                       PYROMANIA 82/5785
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      RAP ATTACKS 71/5833
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      STATE OF MIND 3/1791
    KILLER KARTOONS 82/6083                     STATE OF MIND 9/5841
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1595
    AGAINST ALL ODDS 82/6016                 16 SORE LOSERS 21/3715  542  494  10 52.3

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    PERFECTION QUEST 3 82/5727               17 SEA DOGS 12/5858     629  588   3 51.7
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                            YOU PAY I SLAY 8/5948
    SEA DOGS 33/5864                            SERPENTS HOLD 2 9/5999
    SEA DOGS 35/5865                            SERPENTS HOLD! 10/6096
    DUNGEON CELL 42/5683                        SERPENTS' HOLD 15/6076
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/5777                      ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/6058
    SHEWISH BUFFET 26/5997                      KILLER DISEASES 84/6123
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/6144                      SERPENTS HOLD 2 51/5961
    DUNGEON CELL 48 84/6005                     DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/5792
    DUNGEON CELL 97 82/5810                     SERPENTS HOLD II 19/6041
    DUNGEON CELL B9 82/5796                     SERPENTS HOLD 113 63/6059
    DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/5584                25 FANGS 9/5444        2693 2821  17 48.8
    DUNGEON CELL W10A 97/5878                   I GOTTA GO 30/4646
 18 FA CHING 60/4857      44   42   0 51.2      MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298
    BRETHREN OF SIN 25/5058                     MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
    GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931                   MEDAL OF HONOR 5 97/6073
    BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144                  MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/5825
 19 ENIGMA 62/4768       480  474   4 50.3      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
    TEAM W 98/5988                              FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
    ENIGMA 1 82/5947                            MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                           MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463
    OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                          MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535
    SUMO BASHO 77/6043                          MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649
    HOMESTAR & CO 9/5911                        MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/5725
    OTTO'S DINER 81/5803                        MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/5668
    NEED FOR SPEED 96/6069                      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/5677
    SNUGGLEBUNNIES 11/6136                      MEDAL OF HONOR J4 24/5720
 20-MIDNIGHT HO 70/2407  342  338   9 50.3      MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437
    CROSSED THIEVES 82/5591                     MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/5702
    DISPOSABLE HEROES 84/5663                   MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/6077
    ECCENTRIC DWARVES 82/4266                   MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 82/5694
    INCONSISTENT FURY 56/1405                   MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407
    SPREAD THE DISEASE 82/4267                  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406
    DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 82/5666                 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II 84/5651
 21 SUPERIOR FO 33/3757 1048 1038  13 50.2   26 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119  1287 1351  14 48.8
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/4578                  THE WARLOCKS 30/5120
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411               27 TITANS RIP- 82/5771   18   19   0 48.6
 22 WENSINWASIN 26/6125   11   11   0 50.0   28 TREKKERS 29/5861     192  209   2 47.9
 23 EVIL 82/5487        2236 2276  24 49.6      CUNNING RUNTS 19/5657
    FANTASIA 1/4914                             ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/5654
    DERANGED! 99/5704                           THE HITCHHIKERS 11/5946
    BLACK JUNTA 1/4913                       29-SIRTAIN DEA 97/2603   20   22   0 47.6
    DERANGED 6 97/5782                       30 COMIC BOOK  62/4645  819  916   9 47.2
    DOMINATION 78/4121                       31 SAVAGE HORDE 4/6105   19   22   0 46.3
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        TEMPLE OF STEEL 36/4026
    FORGE OF FURY 82/5812                    32 RHYME TYME 55/1881   191  223   1 46.1
    BEASTS OF NEON 69/5898                      IN MIDDLE EARTH 17/6112
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                   33 PAWN OF PROP 25/895   17   20   0 45.9
    BUBBA LOVES CHESS 38/4900                34 BIG BAD 7/4401       105  127   4 45.3
    STONED ROOKIES 14 82/6095                   FRUITS 51/5038
 24 DA BULLS 13/6024     346  354   2 49.4      SHEPHERDS 18/1774
    MMMM BEER! 13/5942                          PALINDROMES 73/6150
    SERPENTS HOLD 2/5939                        CLOWNING AROUND 42/4923
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/6145                        MIGHTY MORALS II 1/5889
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 65/6065                        NEXT GENERATION 18/4678
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 75/6027                        GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/5257
    SERPENTS HOLD 21/5860                    35 GENERATION X 3/5712  144  178   2 44.7
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/5921                       THE STORM FRONT 41/1504
    SERPENTS HOLD 29/5934                       ALASKAN PIPELINE 47/6007
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958                    36 VIKINGS 10/134        38   51   0 42.7
    SERPENTS HOLD 65/5931                    37 WRATHMEN 20/3178      16   24   0 40.0

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    SERPENTS' HOLD 3/6111                       WRATHMEN 27/3375
    WRATHMEN 57/3229                            PARTY GEEKS 74/4925
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/6143                      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
 38 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    544  829   2 39.6      CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
    SUDDENLY, THE VAN 83/6114                41 STORIES 49/2835     1166 2227  17 34.4
 39 CRITICALS 75/6106    110  178   3 38.2      UNDER DURESS 64/2999
    BOMB SQUAD 61/6097                          GUESSING GAME 12/6139
    BOMB SQUAD 66/3779                          BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421
    DELTA BLUES 30/4115                      42 SAND DANCER 75/2258  779 1485   6 34.4
    MEN OF STEEL 56/4093                     43 PUBLIC ENEM 50/6022   34   65   0 34.3
 40 CATS 82/5959         676 1139   7 37.2      ASIAN INVASION 54/5974
    MEDS 43/4924                             44-BOHICA 29/5708         2    4   0 33.3
    BULLIES 84/6142                          45 DOCTORS 61/5885      338  715   1 32.1
    EMETICS 45/5033                             NUMB-ERS 74/5918
    HALFWITS 84/6147                            HARRY POTTER AND THE 13/5890
    THE CITY 12/4918                         46 FLAGG 16 42/1542       5   17   0 22.7
    STRIPPERS 82/5996                           FLAGG'S FIVE 41/4607
    BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                         FLAGG'S FIVE 42/4579
    HAPLESS WAIF 8/5949                      47-REALLY? 35/6128        0    1   0  0.0

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

                                King of Primus 2012
                                ===================

Who:

     Sixteen of the top teams and managers in Primus!
     Each team must consist of 5 warriors of each of a *different* style.
     A team may consist of one or more managers, and each manager can belong to only
one team.
     Managers who are able to field 5 warriors of different styles for themselves are
STRONLY encouraged to do so.  But for those that can't, combination teams are
definitely allowed.  Management reserves the right to veto any combination teams
deemed "overpowered".  (Unlikely but you never know.)

What:

     The King of Primus is a bracket-style competition where teams of 5 warriors
fight against each other in a match-play like system.
     Teams will be seeded 1-16 based on the AVERAGE rank in Primus of their warriors.
(As of turn 594)  Warriors MUST be listed in the Turn 594 Newsletter in order to be
eligible for the competition.  In case of ties in average rank, ties will be broken
by the ranking of the highest warrior.
     Then each team will have a ranking of 1-5 based on their ranking in Primus.  (As
of turn 594)  During match play, The #1 warrior from Team A will match up with the #1
warrior from Team B, the #2 Team A warrior will match up with the #2 warrior from
Team B, and so forth.  Warrior rankings will remain static throughout the competition
as will manager seedings.
     The King of Primus will be the one team that goes 4-0.  Even though the contest
is single elimination to determine the winner, there will be a consolation round and
everyone will have 4 matches--in the end everyone will have the opportunity to play 4
matches and find out where their stable really ranks in Primus!

When:

     The contest will take place starting on Primus Turn 596.  It will run for 4
turns ending in Turn 599.  However, remember that your warriors must be listed in the
594 newsletter to be eligible and it's not a bad idea to climb up high in the
rankings now to earn as high a seed as you can.
     In case more than 16 teams sign up, Turn 595 will the "play in" round, where
teams seeded on the lower end of the bracket will compete for the right to enter the
competition.  The number of teams who need to compete in the "play-in" round will be
determined on the number of teams who enter the competition.  For example, if 18
teams sign up, then the 15th seed will play the 18th seed and the 16th seed will play
the 17th seed for the right to enter the main bracket.  (Similar to how it works in
March Madness)

How:

     To enter, you can sign up in this thread, write an ad in the 102 newsletter or
PM/Email Manager with the following information.  The Name(s) of managers on a team,
the 5 warriors with ID#s of your team, the style of your warriors, and what warrior
you want to select for a possible Royal Court Selection.  (See prize section)

Example:

Manager's Team
---------------
1. Bonnie (29-2780) (AB)
2. Weird Head Boy (63-2216) (LU) *
3. Koji Shikeru (40-2619) (SL)
4. Skyfire (37-2065) (PL)
5. Patience (1-2619) (TP)

* Denotes Royal Court Prize Pick

     Since the contest takes place in the arena, you'll have to read the newsletter
and the forums to figure out who you're going to match up against.  We'll post all
the managers and teams before the contest begins as well to make it easier.

Prizes:

     The winner of the competition will be named the King of Primus!!!  As a winner,
you get to control the fate of the arena for a very special Turn 600!  The Winner of
the contest can select two "decrees" from a list of items that will effect how Primus
plays out on it's historic Turn 600!

They are:
==========
- Rename the Arena for 1 turn
- Have a non-automated spy report written.
- Increase/Decrease the Skill Learning for the turn
- Increase/Decrease the Training % for the turn.
- Increase/Decrease the Kill Percentage for the turn.
- No Challenges and/or Avoids
- Bring back the Defend Gate Challenge for a turn
- Have an NPC Match-Up Week!

-If you have other ideas, the commission may consider it, but will have the right to
refuse.

     As the King of Primus, you also get the first member of your Royal Court!  When
entering a team, each team who participates must designate one of their warriors to
be in the "twin pool."  (No DYOs or roll-up altering warriors allowed.)  After
winning, one warrior will be drawn from the pool at RANDOM, and you will have the
option to be able to "twin" that warrior's numbers and stick him on an existing team
(no-tourney arenas not allowed) if you so desire.  Consider carefully your odds of
winning when choosing a warrior to donate to the Royal Court.
     You may opt out if you desire--but if you win, you don't get this part of the
prize.
     The Consolation Champion (9th place) gets 5 Team Roll-Ups.
     For everyone else, there is an exciting Consolation Prize Pool to keep everyone
motivated to finish high as possible.  There are 16 items in the Consolation Prize
Pool--one of each item.  First place gets his first choice of item in the pool,
second place gets the 2nd choice and so on, and whoever finishes last gets his choice
of remaining items.  Here are the items in the Consolation Prize Pool:

Consolation Prize Pool
=======================
     +1 Init Potion -- Adds 1 Init to your base.  Can't be used to create an out of
bounds warrior.
     +1 Riposte Potion -- Adds 1 to your Riposte base.  Can't be used to create an
out of bounds warrior.
     +1 Decise Potion -- Adds 1 to your Decise Base.  Can't be used to create an out
of bounds warrior.
     +1 Parry Potion -- Adds 1 to your Parry Base.  Can't be used to create an out of
bounds warrior.
     Morning Star Potion -- Give any Primus warrior the favorite weapon of a Morning
Star!
     1 Free Name Change -- Change the name of any of your warriors for free!
     +2 Cool -- Add 2 to your warrior's cool!  You can't increase Cool by ANY OTHER
MEANS without using this potion!
     Decise Tactic Potion -- Give your favorite primus warrior the Decise Tactic as
his favorite tactic!
     Parry Tactic Potion -- Give your favorite primus warrior the Parry Tactic as a
favorite tactic!
     -11 Losses Potion -- Subtract 11 losses from your Primus Team record as you make
a quest for #1!
     Right-Handedness Potion -- Plan ahead!  There are going to be 33 new ambi
warriors out there and everyone is going to be aiming for the Left Arm!  Now make
your left handed warriors Right Handed!
     +2 Kills Potion -- Add 2 kills to your Primus team record with this prize!
     Rank Anywhere Prize -- Change the Primus ranking of any of your warriors from #2
to last place!
     One of TMM's Leftover Team Roll-Ups:  One of TMM's throwaway roll-ups will be
sent to you in old-fashioned diplo format!  (Can be autographed if you desire.)  As
the game's most TC winning manager, there might be some decent stuff in his trash!
     +16 FE Prize -- Add 16 FE to one of your Primus warriors!  That next FE bonus is
even closer!
     Race-Changing Prize -- Change the race of one of your Primus warriors to an
existing or even a new race!
     Alternate Reality Prize -- Take any of your Primus warriors and roll-him up 5x!
You will get 5 character overview sheets back!  You don't actually get to keep the
warriors, but you may view how your warrior might have looked like in another
reality.
     Riposte Favorite Learn -- Change the favorite learn of any of your Primus
warriors to Riposte!

     With the exception of the name change, all warrior modification prizes must be
used on a Primus warrior that you own.
     In addition, everyone who makes it to the main bracket gets an official "King of
Primus Facebook Participant Badge!"  Now all of your friends will know you are an
elite Primus manager.  (Even if you lost 5-0 in the first round!)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies, Gentlemen, and assorted other options,

     Greetings!  I hope you've had a pleasant and healthful two weeks.  I know I
have.

Today we saw three Tournament Victor challenges, one of them by our reigning Tower
Guardian, The Monarch.
     THE MONARCH (2-5688) (54-20-0,453) of 042909A TV challenged NORMAN BATES (99-
2102) (63-28-5,319) of DERANGED!.  THE MONARCH bested NORMAN BATES in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.  The Monarch remains our premier Aimed Blow
practitioner, strengthening his already impressive record, and once again failing to
write a single word.  And Norman Bates has lost his Top Striker honors.
     SCOOTIE PUFF JR (5-5033) (43-12-1,328) of 011510A TV challenged SCRAPPLE (97-
1961) (96-63-3,304) of WHY SELL THIS?.  SCOOTIE PUFF JR lost to SCRAPPLE in an action
packed 4 minute brutal Challenge battle.  Ouch!  Embarrassing to lose when you've
made a TV challenge, eh?  But Scrapple remains our top Parry-Lunger.
     NAY PALM (52-1439) (67-32-0,246) of PYROMANIA TV challenged ASHEN SHUGAR (56-
1867) (36-28-5,259) of MEN OF STEEL.  NAY PALM savagely defeated ASHEN SHUGAR in a
crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge duel.  Nay Palm is our top Total Parry.  Well done.

     Olaf Modeen thought it was an upset when Kyra challenged and beat Ball Pein.  I
don't really think so.  She does have a better record.  It was risky though, since he
has four kills.  KYRA (36-7316) (52-19-1,234) of BABES challenged BALL PEIN (1-8379)
(48-29-4,256) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST.   KYRA overpowered BALL PEIN in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fight.
     Of course, our Overall Popularity Leader is still Ho-Chan the Axe.  And he was
beaten by... a wardrobe malfunction?  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (185-184-3,190) of
SAND DANCERS fought NOT ADULT DIAPERS (82-26502) (55-34-1,196) of FUNDIES.  HO-CHAN
THE AXE was vanquished by NOT ADULT DIAPERS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.  No, no,
I shouldn't play silly games with arena names.  Anyway, his couturier unlimbered the
big guns this cycle and Ho-Chan stepped out on the sands in an outfit called "Forest
Moonlight."  Opals.  Hmm.  The outfit looks good, for something that isn't black.

     Da Dog Powndaz were most avoided, by Disaster.  Well done.  I'd avoid them too.
     Kana Ballistic was our most challenged fighter, but none of the challenges got
through., as she had her own challenge to make.  KANA BALLISTIC (47-6976) (26-23-
3,170) of DEVIATION challenged RELIGIOUS CULT (13-5348) (31-41-0,172) of HARRY POTTER
AND THE.  KANA BALLISTIC handily defeated RELIGIOUS CULT in a 1 minute Challenge
fight.

I'm sorry to report that there were two deaths this cycle...
     SQUASH (33-6351) (25-14-3,86) of VEGGIES challenged BOOZER (13-5407) (27-22-
1,93) of DA BULLS.  SQUASH killed BOOZER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge
battle.  This seemed to me to call for a taste of the hair of the dog that bit him,
so I've sent Boozer a squash casserole, layered with slivered almonds.
     DEAD LEE (8-3142) (35-24-0,215) of YOU PAY I SLAY fought KNEESPLITTER (97-3369)
(32-45-5,196) of DUNGEON CELL W10A.  DEAD LEE was viciously butchered by KNEESPLITTER
in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.  I've cooked (well, had catered) for Dead Lee a
resurrection dinner of small red potatoes steamed with butter and rosemary, lamb
chops with mint and thyme, and chocolate cake with cinnamon and hot green chilis.
     Last, but not least, the villains of Talahya have voted The Tick their least
popular fighter.  CONFESSION (8-4895) (34-29-0,181) of CONSANGUINEOUS challenged THE
TICK (12-5659) (59-56-0,184) of THE CITY.  CONFESSION was viciously subdued by THE
TICK in a dull 15 minute Challenge duel.  Oh right, dull--unless you are a fan of
watching someone fly through the air and faceplant in the sand as a big blue guy
yells "SPOON!"  I like that sort of thing.

That's all for now.  See you in fourteen!

Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE MONARCH 2-5688           55  20     477  042909A (5852)             NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961             97  63  3  328  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918            92  68  6  322  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-26471    47  31  1  314  LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (5817)  DWES EG
 TYR 3-5575                   49  11     311  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 PORK ROLL 97-1634            79  47  6  299  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MADONNA 60-7780             104  64  4  282  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435)ARADI
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237      88  61  2  270  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 OTIS 3-6501                 108  76  5  261  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 NAY PALM 52-1439             68  32     258  PYROMANIA (5742)           FRATSFA
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472        85  60     257  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876       63  19  1  255  MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (5720)   ZORPUNT
 KYRA 36-7316                 53  19  1  254  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 KNEESPLITTER 97-3369         33  45  6  252  DUNGEON CELL W10A (5878)   SHADOW GROVE
 THE PHANTOM 21-1447          72  47  4  248  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 CLUSTER 82-28582             35  42  2  246  HALF A WORD (5818)         DWES EG
 IPECAC 45-3625               71  58     245  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 CALYX 30-4151                90  89  2  243  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407          46  25  3  243  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 MAELSTROM 75-2202            71  34  1  241  CHAOS LORDS (6121)         JADE MOUNTAIN
 AMATEUR EMBALMER 82-53433    39  35  3  241  DUNGEON CELL B9 (5796)     DWES EG
 THUNDER BUG 37-3734          44  24     237  TACKLE BOX (2869)          SIBIKHAS
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      33  15     237  ENIGMA 1 (5947)            DWES EG
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683          83  73  2  236  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 WIMPY 98-2670                24  16  4  234  TEAM W (5988)              SYVYN'S HILL
 CONSPIRACY 9-4649            40  27  1  233  STATE OF MIND (5841)       ZUKAL
-MOSSIE ROCKTROLL 56-3549     34  31  1  232  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 PUSSY GALORE 82-9062         20   8     231  ROYAL FELINES (5923)       DWES EG
 TANNY 36-7429                33  27     228  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 MIFFED SANDY 96-3444         32  19  3  228  BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (5913) OLD VALAMANTIS
 ASPARAGUS 82-38983           19  11  1  228  UNDERRATED 2 (5897)        DWES EG
 LEO POWERS 43-4599           62  52     227  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN
 RED DAWG 41-2689             45  38  2  227  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 OPRAHWINDFURY 99-2296        38  25  3  227  STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (5849)  SOUTH RIDGE
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705          77  74  1  225  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488      67  31  3  225  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
 GAFF 82-34939                56  34  1  225  4-LETTER ERRORS (5611)     DWES EG
 PETE MOSS 19-4968            75  37  2  224  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 LEMON DROP 33-6685           62  92  1  221  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 IMMOLATION 99-1522           39  43  4  221  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
 OOPS SWEATER 82-56109        23  30     221  011808B (6075)             DWES EG
 SCURVY LADY 12-6783          38  29     220  SEA DOGS (5858)            RIZTAB
 GORTEK 60-5619               22  10     220  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414       54  59  3  219  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569      35  16  1  219  BEASTS OF NEON (5898)      CIMMERIAC
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        168 108  2  216  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 EEK THE CAT 2-4110           43  20     215  THE FUNNY FARM (3112)      NIANIA
 LIL NOIR 62-3311             43  47  2  214  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 NIGHTBRINGER 75-3372         29  13  1  214  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759         84  53  1  213  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 KHITAI 97-3592               28  23  4  213  HYBORIAN WAR (5915)        SHADOW GROVE
 SAM ADAMS 13-5376            39  19  1  211  MMMM BEER! (5942)          DULLENS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAM BURGLAR 99-1620          64  48  4  210  DUNGEON CELL S08C (5584)   SOUTH RIDGE
-RONE BLOODHOUSE 82-9606      38  38  3  210  ECCENTRIC DWARVES (4266)   DWES EG
 WILD FIRE 24-4880            37  16  4  210  DISASTER (5804)            ZORPUNT
 HABU 51-5529                 31  26     210  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999     22  11  1  210  LUROCIANS EXTREME (5975)   ARUAK CITY
 MIRAGE 84-10230              48  34  1  209  DRAGON'S GUARD V (5792)    BLACKSTONE
 BOATSWAIN 18-9958            37  21  1  209  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 GANGRENE 82-30731            24  12     209  THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5894)  DWES EG
 PRISONER 007 82-41051        19   9     209  DUNGEON CELL (6052)        DWES EG
 MOD COD 55-2638             180 164  4  208  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 ALICE BLUE 96-2933           50  35  4  208  COLORS (5636)              OLD VALAMANTIS
 SECOND WATCH 35-4166         35  19  1  208  SEA DOGS (5865)            MURSKA
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       131  78  2  207  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033       43  13  1  207  011510A (5960)             KALTOS
 ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867         36  29  5  207  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BRIGAND 82-9639              33  27  1  207  CROSSED THIEVES (5591)     DWES EG
 EAR 82-39911                 18  13     207  UNFORTUNATE HAIR (5978)    DWES EG
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          109 134  1  206  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 NOT ADULT DIAPERS 82-26502   56  34  1  206  FUNDIES (5601)             DWES EG
 KAORU MOTO 82-48418          46  29     206  MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (5694)  DWES EG
 LUCKY DAWG 41-2751           39  38  1  205  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 SINISTER 82-3298             25  26     205  EVIL (5487)                DWES EG
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751         65  47  1  204  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 NORMAN BATES 99-2102         63  29  5  204  DERANGED! (5704)           SOUTH RIDGE
 DAY TURNER 40-4279           52  58     204  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 GOT NO BRAIN 3-3617          48  43     204  STATE OF MIND (1791)       OSKSI
 CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911       41  22     204  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
-CYCLOPS 7-4625               39  46  2  204  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 GANGPLANK RIDER 33-7671      28  27  1  204  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 UH-OH 82-33703               48  39  2  203  STUFF MARK SAYS (5610)     DWES EG
-PORTLY NEPOTIST 96-3104      38  38  4  203  TO DIE FOR 2 (5780)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 THE ATOMIZER 18-7753         37  20     203  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       159 131  3  202  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031           52 102     202  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052         49  46  2  202  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 MEGA PIXEL 3-6995            32  19     202  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 FORMIDABLE 82-17495          27  23     202  F-TROOP (5310)             DWES EG
 FIBULARIS 82-28877           95  88  1  201  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366   75 128  3  201  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 JOHNNY WALKER 1-8203         40  28  2  201  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 CECIL BOLTON 82-42248        35  42     201  MEDAL OF HONOR V (5825)    DWES EG
 ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255        26  12  5  201  DOMINATION (4121)          LIN TIRIAN
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883           39  29  1  200  SERPENTS HOLD (5860)       SUNSET
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     114  68  1  199  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819         59  88  1  199  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366   55  33     199  SESAME STAPH (5600)        DWES EG
 BALL PEIN 1-8379             48  30  4  199  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 LITTLE MOKELE 2 18-9946      35  18     199  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 WHIRLING INSELBERG 3-6924    24  11     199  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      113  88  1  198  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
-HONEYDEW VIPER 82-9636       44  44  2  198  SPREAD THE DISEASE (4267)  DWES EG
 TRINKET 29-5517              35  26  1  198  SERPENTS HOLD (5934)       LAPUR
 MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444      35  29     198  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 COFFEE HOUSE POET 3-6987     33  23  1  198  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 WYRD 1-8156                  54  59  2  197  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TOO BIG TO FAIL 21-6932      35  20  1  197  DEVIATION (5936)           SUNSET
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675         65  91  1  196  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567        44  50     196  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 WEBBED BEAUS 82-36458        41  31  1  196  DATING A FROG (5821)       DWES EG
-TWIG LITE ZONE 56-3537       36  30  2  196  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 DEAD LEE 8-3142              35  25     196  YOU PAY I SLAY (5948)      ARKERS
 EL NINO 41-4430              35  32     196  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          34  17     196  WRATHMEN (3375)            POINT
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183        32  19  5  196  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
 ROOT 82-31537                19  10  1  196  4 LETTER BEER (6080)       DWES EG
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569           16   5     196  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583     64  94  1  195  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CAO ZHENG 54-85              32  28  6  195  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 MERCEDES 82-56033            31  26     195  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603       70  87  1  194  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 BIGGLES 60-6032              66  89  1  194  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671  54  61  1  194  DUNGEON CELL 97 (5810)     DWES EG
 BLACK BREEZE 1-6522          42  19  2  194  BLACK JUNTA (4913)         MORDANT
 CONCRETE 82-33162            37  23     193  LUROCIANS III (5510)       DWES EG
 QUARK 29-5505                34  29  1  193  TREKKERS (5861)            LAPUR
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558        76  76  7  192  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        62  44     192  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
 BEAVER 82-39056              48  27     192  ANIMAL'S FARM (5823)       DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAYHEM 98-1292               45  37  4  192  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5585)      SYVYN'S HILL
-SILLY FILLY 36-2659          45  38  3  192  SHADY LADIES (1309)        JHANS
 MABUSHI 9-5548               33  24     192  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5999)     ZUKAL
-WONDER BUBBLE 56-3522        33  37  2  191  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 ORATHAI 29-4598              24   6     191  ECHL-EAST (5905)           LAPUR
 THE TICK 12-5659             60  56     190  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 BART SIMPSON 19-5072         50  42  1  190  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767     49  43  2  190  MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (5725)   CALEAM
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413           48  43     190  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378           40  42  2  190  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 JULIENNE 82-28026            38  27     190  PERFECTION QUEST 3 (5727)  DWES EG
-UNDEAD PIRATE 82-11088       33  26  3  190  DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (5666) DWES EG
-BELLE ISSIMO 25-5467         29  15  1  190  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586   73 107  2  189  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 PYRAMID SCHEMER 82-51078     59  55  1  189  DUNGEON CELL 4 (5777)      DWES EG
-TOOFLESS 2-5103              54  21     189  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
-FLAMING FLEA 70-499          45  47  2  189  MIDNIGHT HOUR (2407)       SENTERN
 JETHRO 47-5949               32  21  2  189  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 TV ON THE RADIO 97-2519      26  24  5  189  COLLEGE RADIO BG (5375)    SHADOW GROVE
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670      185 185  3  188  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-WRATH 82-35095               76  49     188  GOD (5667)                 DWES EG
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648         73  76  1  188  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 SOVEREYN 25-4870             51  68     188  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040         48  45     188  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 KENWYD 57-3870               40  27  1  188  WRATHMEN (3229)            ANDOR
 STAN DAUFF 25-5323           39  30  1  188  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 RODEKI RAMBLER 42-1158       36  60     188  FLAGG 16 (1542)            RODEKI
 FARFALLE 3-6871              30  12     188  PASTA (5807)               OSKSI
 BAKED FRATSFA 26-4818        27  18     188  SHEWISH BUFFET (5997)      CALEAM
 SPAWN 41-1891                16  27     188  FLAGG'S FIVE (4607)        KATI-TEI
-CADILLAC DUNDEE 3-6956       42  35  1  187  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 SUI GENERIS 38-4444          33  22     187  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 HARLEQUIN 65-7056            35  27     186  SERPENTS HOLD (5931)       DAL SHANG
 DENG FEI 54-84               32  30  4  186  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512     20   8     186  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
 HONEST JILES 1-7576          29  18  1  185  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           52  81     184  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923         43  37     184  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 BRYNMAR 20-2986              32  35  1  184  WRATHMEN (3178)            SEAM
 PAIN PART 1 82-11616         13   5     183  LUROCIANS XIV (6044)       DWES EG
 INCISOR 9-5185               71  79  1  182  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 82-16584 47  47     182  LBA:ELVIS FANS (5596)      DWES EG
 WARHEAD 82-13913             43  23     182  PYROMANIA (5785)           DWES EG
 BITTER EMPLOYEES 82-37737    16  13  1  182  WEST PALM COURTS (5765)    DWES EG
 HOFFA 49-3185               131 229     181  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 KANA BALLISTIC 47-6976       27  23  3  181  DEVIATION (6034)           NORTH FORK
 SAMI 82-56043                24  33     181  CATS (5959)                DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRY KEG 33-6679              55  99  1  180  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
-NAKHA ADIASO 56-2615         38  48     180  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 HEMLOCK 2-5654               33  25     180  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
 GONE TO GEORGIA 82-28596     14  12     180  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798      72 108  2  179  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 BARRY 12-5663                64  63     179  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
-TYI VELWIC 56-2609           29  52  1  179  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 DIRK VLUG 99-1956            41  50  4  178  MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (5702)   SOUTH RIDGE
 WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540       35  54     178  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 KHARMA 20-3112               35  29     178  WRATHMEN (3178)            SEAM
 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624    33   9  2  178  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (5257)DAL SHANG
 NIGHTBINDER 82-3120          31  28  2  178  FORGE OF FURY (5812)       DWES EG
 MAKTOR 66-3115               31  26     178  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 GIFT CERTIFICATE 65-6787     26  29  1  178  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (5257)DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CONFESSION 8-4895            34  30     177  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 CATIPILLAR 60-8801           33  20  1  176  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776  69 109  2  175  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718          55  91  1  175  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SLITHER 63-2852              25  18  2  175  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711          22   8  1  175  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 WAY OF THE WICKED 82-33235   17   7     175  DEVIATION (5717)           DWES EG
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646       80  79  1  173  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           54  74  1  173  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 STRONG BAD 9-5140            24   5     173  HOMESTAR & CO (5911)       ZUKAL
 CONSTANCE 42-3875            20  27  2  173  FLAGG'S FIVE (4579)        RODEKI
 ECHO 82-41057                14   5     172  LUROCIANS TEM06 (5973)     DWES EG
 NO CHASER 33-6490            52  72     171  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492           74  67  3  168  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 HELL WEEK 3-6695             71  83  1  167  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 EXISTENCE MUNDANE 3-7095     26  22  3  166  STATE OF MIND (1791)       OSKSI
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968          45  58     165  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
-RIA ROSEDANCER 56-4112       28  24  2  165  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 BALANCE OF EARTH 13-5386     28  27     165  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 DEVIL DOG 41-4479            23   9  1  164  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 ALMIGHTY BOB 11-7354         29  14  2  163  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
 RELIGIOUS CULT 13-5348       31  42     162  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 BALISONG 75-3376             29  13     162  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             32  25  4  160  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846        13  17  4  159  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE
-FONZETH HILGRA 56-4120       34  14  3  158  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 PORSCHE 82-41317             19   5     158  COMPENSATING (5979)        DWES EG
-SOLONGO 82-5169               9   5  1  156  HOPELESS (5110)            DWES EG
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967            70  85     155  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917            42  75     154  UNDER DURESS (2999)        KURUKAR
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775   58  52  2  151  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PURPLE KITTEN 56-4067        38  20  3  150  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373            23  13     150  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           46  75  1  149  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 THE GREAT GAZOO 19-5140      19  11     149  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 BEAST OF BURDEN 82-46432     18   8  1  149  STONED ROOKIES 14 (6095)   DWES EG
 PAULA 7-5923                 29  12  4  148  CHURCH LADIES (5801)       BONSUR
 ADDAI 10-5951                29  21     148  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 REAPER 17-7190               25  24     147  ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (6058)      ALJAFIR
 KLINK 30-4647                34  28     145  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
 -.... 74-4219                27  30  3  145  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 EUREKA PRIDE 47-7044         26  14  1  145  ALASKAN PIPELINE (6007)    NORTH FORK
 PETER DAVISON 61-3552        32  38     144  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 CONFIDENCE 8-4894            37  21  1  143  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 CANNIBAL COOK 84-11985       21  15  1  142  DUNGEON CELL 48 (6005)     BLACKSTONE
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398      29  23  3  141  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
-BALZEC 56-4123               30  15  3  140  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 SSSKAH 65-7059               32  30     139  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 GAIGE THE DESTROYER 98-1677  31  19  4  139  THE HUNTED F9 (5700)       SYVYN'S HILL
 TACK TACK 51-5555            27  14  1  139  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 PIMPED OUT BROOM 13-5385     33  26     138  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 KING KONG 38-2660            45  52  2  137  BUBBA LOVES CHESS (4900)   CLIFFHOME
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            34  24     137  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (4578)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 STING 22-6863                20  17  1  135  SERPENTS HOLD (5921)       SOLVEN
 METHODSOFRATIONALITY 13-5387 33  28     134  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 TOM BAKER 61-3551            30  40     132  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 HUGH KASSLE 84-4988          24  41  1  131  FORMER BOSSES (6021)       BLACKSTONE
 ZOMBIE PARENT 13-5345        31  42  4  130  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 ROAD TRIPPIN 3-7081          26  15     130  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
-THE CRUSHER 18-8050          20  18     130  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
-FROST BITE 84-5928           18  10  3  130  KAOS LORDS (6116)          BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SMITTEN SIN 82-55312         21  20     129  KAOS IV (5984)             DWES EG
 CRATER FACE 1-8340           36  24     128  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 A BALCONY 4-6637             15  19     126  P'D OFF (6086)             JHELUM
 ONE 74-4204                  35  32  1  124  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 GANOOSH 75-3389              28  15     124  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 STEINBACH 30-4473            78 134     122  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
-APPLE 51-5169                34  12  1  122  FRUITS (5038)              TRICORUS
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          47  89  6  120  UNDER DURESS (2999)        KURUKAR
 THE HAND OF DOG 41-4493      27  20  2  118  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 SUGAR HILL GANG 71-6416      18   4  1  118  RAP ATTACKS (5833)         KYR'TERR
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      42  51  1  117  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186      71 184  1  115  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 BUBBA 75-3365                28  15     115  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-ELAINE 9-3960                12   3  1  114  ARTHUR ANDERSEN (5103)     ZUKAL
 HOFFA 60-7713                54 113     112  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 HEMLOCK 19-5224              22  29  1  112  SERPENTS HOLD II (6041)    ZUWAYZA
-GALDOR O'HARE 51-5524        24  36  2  110  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 COUNT IN THE CELLAR 18-8404  21  10  1  110  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 MAGICAL SHORTCUT 13-5346     31  53     109  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 VIPER 3-7087                 28  21     109  SERPENTS' HOLD (6111)      OSKSI
 TIGHT BLOUSE 9-5425          22   6  4  107  HOT STUFF (5831)           ZUKAL
-SLICE 40-4182                16   6  1  107  LETHAL LEGION (5410)       ZENSU
-KIRVINJ 43-4730              27  24  1  106  THE FAMILY (3772)          VEASTIAN
 FAT PANTS 82-39862           20   6     106  HAPPY HOLIDAYS (5924)      DWES EG
 ASCARI 96-3716               13  14  4  103  NEED FOR SPEED (6069)      OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GINI 66-3117                 32  38     100  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 HUGH GRANT 61-3555           27  43     100  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 SQUASH 33-6351               26  14  4  100  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         24  15  1  100  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 PHILLIP MORRIS 98-1698       13  19  4  100  CIGARETTES (5701)          SYVYN'S HILL
-BELISARIUS 84-4483           42  36  5   99  DISPOSABLE HEROES (5663)   BLACKSTONE
 ERIK 56-3399                 25  33      99  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 SMALL POX 84-18995           16   1      99  KILLER DISEASES (6123)     BLACKSTONE
 DAVID WAYBUR 84-5954         11  26      99  MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (5651)BLACKSTONE
 PENICILLEN 43-4299           68  53  1   98  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 WHERE 12-6872                24  20  2   98  GUESSING GAME (6139)       RIZTAB
 DARKCLAW 4-4577              19   7  2   98  SAVAGE HORDE (6105)        JHELUM
-AIRSLICER DAN 56-4093        27  28  3   97  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 HOMESTAR 9-5143              23   9  2   96  HOMESTAR & CO (5911)       ZUKAL
-ICE PILOT 71-3616             8   2  1   96  ECHL-SOUTH (5108)          KYR'TERR
 HOLY SHIITAKE 81-1433        28  17      95  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 ISSUS 25-1745                25   6      94  PAWN OF PROPHECY (895)     LYRATILAN
-JUST LOSIN 5-5105            23  23  1   93  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
 POLYJUICE TWINS 13-5347      28  59      92  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 111 74-4220                  24  33  2   92  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 JACK STRAW 30-4722           23  17  1   92  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-DARK HORSE 82-35085          22  23      92  AGAINST ALL ODDS (6016)    DWES EG
 LOGAN 82-56039               21  36      92  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 MEMPHIS SLIM 30-3909         19  35  1   92  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             37  59  1   91  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KATE 97-4372                 17   9  5   89  INQUISITION (6074)         SHADOW GROVE
 THE SUN 3-6307               15   4      89  BRIGHT (6013)              OSKSI
 BOOZER 13-5407               27  23  1   88  DA BULLS (6024)            DULLENS
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     19  12  1   88  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 YELLOW JACKET 60-7627        63 110  1   87  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 KAI-GHAN 4-4576              17  11  4   87  SAVAGE HORDE (6105)        JHELUM
 WHISKEY 1-8582               17   3      87  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 ORANGE O'CLOCK 74-4235       24  24      86  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 SUPERIOR RROSTARR 33-5465    43  27      84  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757)  NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KNOWLEDGE 16-5610            16   9      84  POWER LEGION (5356)        WILLAF
 VAR-KHAN 4-4574              23   9  1   83  SAVAGE HORDE (6105)        JHELUM
 SHANK 15-5109                21  11      83  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
-RYVAS VOLKMAURI 56-4166      18  10  2   82  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 DARLING TATIANA 16-5052      18  12      81  ARCHERS OF LOAF (5325)     WILLAF
-SAW HORSE 7-3430             24   8      80  TOOL SHED (5940)           BONSUR
-DIGGITY DOG 60-8872          21  13  2   78  RED DOG GANG (4466)        ARADI
 BOLPH 84-19060               18  25  1   78  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
-ITCHY FROGGY 12-6803         16   6  1   78  KAOS FROGS (6109)          RIZTAB
 FIRES 96-3927                14  11  3   78  BLAME IT ON DWAYNE (6071)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 ARAGON 17-7279               20  18      77  IN MIDDLE EARTH (6112)     ALJAFIR
 RON TITAN 82-44387           17  32      77  TITANS RIP-OFF (5771)      DWES EG
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512       17  15      77  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 BOROMIR 17-7277              27  11      76  IN MIDDLE EARTH (6112)     ALJAFIR
 NASTY NES 50-142             25  28  1   76  PUBLIC ENEMY (6022)        SNOWBOUND
 LUCIAN ADAMS 84-28187         6   2  1   76  MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (6077)  BLACKSTONE
 SASHA 65-7111                19  15      75  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6065)        DAL SHANG
 SKYHAWK 10-1228              24  13  1   74  VIKINGS (134)              KOLACT
 BOZO 42-4016                 32  69      73  CLOWNING AROUND (4923)     RODEKI
 PAUL 18-7804                 26  17      73  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 FRANKLINS TOWER 30-4725      25  27  1   71  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 RHAKARAS 36-1742             20  11  1   71  TEMPLE OF STEEL (4026)     JHANS
 THORNE 60-5259               20   6      71  FA CHING (4857)            ARADI
 INFERNO 62-4581              19   4      71  DISASTERS (6009)           VALAMANTIS
 BALLWIPE 84-19086            18  25      71  BULLIES (6142)             BLACKSTONE
 TOUCHE' TURTLE 82-44789      10   1  1   71  KILLER KARTOONS (6083)     DWES EG
-ROBIN STORZ 25-5521          20   6      70  FUNKY FOLK (5226)          LYRATILAN
 CHERRY 82-56032              23  34      69  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
-RATHNOK MULROOT 56-4228      20  12  1   69  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 TOMAS 56-749                 27  53  6   68  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
-AMBEERDEXTROUS 2-5618        41  32  1   67  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  30  29      67  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
-FAITH 14-4750                19   3      67  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6145)        TOBIR
-RAZE 21-7227                 18  11      65  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 ANDRES 61-3645               18  14      65  BOMB SQUAD (6097)          JURINE
 DEATH SKULK 98-3200          12   1  4   65  DEADLY STEPS (6131)        SYVYN'S HILL
-NICKOLI DRYBONE 56-4167      21  15      64  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 HORNET 60-8800               20  32  2   64  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SEETHER 26-4499              18   7      64  WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (6125)  CALEAM
 DAVID TENNANT 61-3553        30  40      63  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
-WWC 24-4996                  19   6      63  WRESTLING (6002)           ZORPUNT
 SQUYER 25-4871               33  86      61  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 G-STRING 9-5560              19   6      61  HOT STUFF (5831)           ZUKAL
-BOOB 73-6077                 18   6  1   61  PALINDROMES (6150)         ERINIKA
-CASIMIR PULASKI 29-5435      17  12      61  BOHICA (5708)              LAPUR
 TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153         16  13      61  PYROMANIA (5742)           FRATSFA
 PANTERA 82-56042             22  35  2   59  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 BOWEN 15-5091                21  16      58  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
 CALIS 56-3426                17  30      58  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
-MICKEY HANDS 13-5489         16   7      57  ARCANE ROYALTY (6138)      DULLENS
-EVISSIRATOR 97-292            7  10  5   57  SIRTAIN DEATH (2603)       SHADOW GROVE
-IEZA VON DRAKA 56-4195       16  21  1   56  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 POTATO BUG 60-8799           14  39  1   56  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 WATSON 5-5132                18  11      55  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-WHERETHEHECKISTAN 42-4651    17   4      55  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PERCIATELLI 3-7111           16  10  1   55  PASTA (5807)               OSKSI
 LIGHTNING THRUST 75-150      16  15  1   55  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-FLOYD CASTAWAY 13-5478       15   9      54  ARCANE ROYALTY (6138)      DULLENS
-DISTORTION 32-5280           14  10  2   54  DEATH BY DESIGN (6149)     ARVAT
 HELP ON THE WAY 30-4717      19  64  2   53  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-PUB O'CONNOR 29-5702         15   8      53  CLAN CROW (5754)           LAPUR
-COLD SHOT 21-7282            14  11      53  THE BLUES (6094)           SUNSET
 CIRCE 41-3740                15   6      52  LADY OF THE MOON (4989)    KATI-TEI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RAIGHNALL 4-4578             15   9      52  SAVAGE HORDE (6105)        JHELUM
 DONNA 61-3599                27  31      50  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 AMISTUM 82-26415             17  15      49  LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 (6046)DWES EG
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584    63 117  2   46  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      16  11      45  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-AIMLESS JOINER 84-9769       12   9      45  071709H (6141)             BLACKSTONE
 BERTHOLD 83-314              22  17  2   43  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
-DEBBIE 7-6127                11   3      40  CHURCH LADIES (5801)       BONSUR
 ROBERT OWENS 97-4199          8   6  3   40  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6073)    SHADOW GROVE
 DOLGAN 56-751                21  48  3   39  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
-JOY 1-7701                   21  12      39  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
-SILVER CYBORG 84-9531        10   5      35  072909G (6146)             BLACKSTONE
 NEGATIVE ONE 74-4265         15  13  2   34  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
-LOU POLL 84-23655             9   4      31  FUNKY FOLK (6148)          BLACKSTONE
-HAL'IGGE JOYROC 56-4211      17   8      25  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
-MANZA WIGGLES 56-4225        19  11  2   24  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
BOOZER 13-5407            27  23  1 DA BULLS 6024          SQUASH 33-6351            680
DEAD LEE 8-3142           35  25  0 YOU PAY I SLAY 5948    KNEESPLITTER 97-3369      680

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Galen -- With regard to bats eating on the run, I was contrasting them with, for
example, lions, who seem to catch their dinner and then settle down to eat it in
peace, in a semi-civilized fashion.  Ah, sorry I mentioned the word "fashion"!  Turns
out the fashion house (I'm told it's called a teller, but what it tells, I have no
clue) which sponsors me has been letting the apprentices do my stuff.  So I told 'em,
something respectable, professional, you know, since *I* am a professional, or the
deal is OFF.  I don't know if I was bluffing or not, but they didn't call it, so who
cares?  Well, if they'd said the deal was off, I would have had to find a smaller,
cheaper apartment here, and I wouldn't have liked it much.

Anyway, today's outfit is definitely not the work of a trainee.  It's, um, abstract,
I guess.  Mostly green and gold, a lot of curly bits, kind of spiraly and feathery,
that make ME think of young ferns.  Only they're the gold part, with... opals or
something at the tips of the various curly bits and here and there elsewhere.  The
background is a kind of smoky green.  It's called Forest Moonlight.  Make of it what
you will. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

     Ho-Chan -- In an outfit that you wear in public, abstract is good.  I have an
     acquaintance who, each year on my birthday, sends me a  scarf with a very...
     er... LITERAL picture of an unclothed lady embroidered on it.  Speaking
     generally, representational art on a garment is distracting.  Speaking
     specifically, I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those scarves. -- Galen

Lemon Drop -- I appreciate the loss, so much so that I suggested something lemony for
today's outfit but the tailor (I won't even TRY to spell that fancier name) said no.
Firmly.  But you could give him a try, he might be more cooperative for a new
customer.  Of course, he ALSO might say that lemony doesn't go with red hair, but I
don't see why it shouldn't. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Klink -- I don't actually like the kind of fight that brought you here.  Very
unpleasant. -- Ssskah

Cherry -- You fought well.  I am concerned for my winning record. -- Berthold

Superior Rrostarr -- How can it be that I was favored throughout the fight to the

start of the eleventh minute, and then you won?  Well actually I know how, since I
faceplanted in the sand.  But it seemed really unfair.  I expected the blood loss to
get you by that time. -- Flitchak

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE MONARCH bested NORMAN BATES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
SCOOTIE PUFF JR lost to SCRAPPLE in a action packed 4 minute brutal Challenge battle.
NAY PALM savagely defeated ASHEN SHUGAR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge duel.
KYRA overpowered BALL PEIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JOHNNY WALKER was bested by CONSPIRACY in a action packed 3 minute Challenge brawl.
OPRAHWINDFURY bested ROGAR THORFIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
THE PHANTOM viciously subdued GOT NO BRAIN in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
WIMPY vanquished MABUSHI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE WAD O' GAS luckily beat THE ATOMIZER in a action packed 5 minute Challenge duel.
GIFT CERTIFICATE was defeated by TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
JULIENNE was overpowered by LEMON DROP in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WYRD was savagely defeated by HABU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
HONEST JILES was demolished by MIRAGE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SUI GENERIS was beaten by GANGPLANK RIDER in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
SPAWN slimly lost to ROOT in a action packed 5 minute gory Challenge fight.
CONFESSION was viciously subdued by THE TICK in a dull 15 minute Challenge duel.
RED DAWG devastated CONCRETE in a popular 2 minute brutal mismatched Challenge brawl.
PETE MOSS demolished SIDEWINDER in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
KHITAI handily defeated DEAD MAN WALKING in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
HOLY SCHLITZ was beaten by ALICE BLUE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
LIL NOIR demolished WARHEAD in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
COFFEE HOUSE POET was overcome by MESSENGER BIRD in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
MEGA PIXEL was demolished by YELLOWJACKET in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TAKANOHANA was viciously subdued by OOPS SWEATER in a 5 minute Challenge match.
FARFALLE was overpowered by SCURVY LADY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TOO BIG TO FAIL beat RODEKI RAMBLER in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
5 GOLDEN WARRIORS beat LOUD DRUNK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
PAULA was handily defeated by CATIPILLAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JETHRO defeated SAMI in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
KANA BALLISTIC handily defeated RELIGIOUS CULT in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
WAY OF THE WICKED subdued PORSCHE in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
DEVIL DOG was beaten by BARRY in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
STRONG BAD demolished THE GREAT GAZOO in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge contest.
SKIDMARK BUG was demolished by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CONFIDENCE was viciously subdued by ALMIGHTY BOB in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
HUGH KASSLE was handily defeated by BEAST OF BURDEN in a 1 minute Challenge match.
THE HAND OF DOG was outwaited by CRATER FACE in a 10 minute Challenge bout.
TIGHT BLOUSE viciously subdued ERIK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
HOMESTAR was overpowered by METHODSOFRATIONALITY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
COUNT IN THE CELLAR vanquished MEMPHIS SLIM in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
HOLY SHIITAKE was handily defeated by ZOMBIE PARENT in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ASCARI bested 111 in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BOZO unbelievably bested TUSCAN FLAME in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge melee.
WATSON was beaten by TOUCHE' TURTLE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
VAR-KHAN savagely defeated NASTY NES in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge fight.
PHILLIP MORRIS overpowered SNAPPING TURTLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DEATH SKULK demolished EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WHISKEY subdued SASHA in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
KAI-GHAN handily defeated ANDRES in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge contest.
SQUASH killed BOOZER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge battle.
INFERNO narrowly defeated HORNET in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
YELLOW SUBMARINE demolished ORATHAI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS was savagely defeated by GORTEK in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
PUSSY GALORE slimly won victory over CECIL BOLTON in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
CLUSTER handily defeated DENG FEI in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
DEAD LEE was viciously butchered by KNEESPLITTER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
FIBULARIS was overcome by SAM ADAMS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory bout.
GAFF beat SLAP HAPPY in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
PRISONER 007 was viciously subdued by PAUL WIEDORFER in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
PYRAMID SCHEMER was narrowly defeated by SINISTER in a action packed 4 minute fight.
MADONNA vanquished WALTER EHLERS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
AMATEUR EMBALMER defeated ANTON CHIGURH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
BLOOD PIE savagely defeated FLESH FLAYER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal duel.
MIFFED SANDY beat LITTLE MOKELE 2 in a popular 1 minute match.
IPECAC overpowered HARLEQUIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEO POWERS won victory over SNAKE OIL SALESMAN in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
THOMAS FOWLER handily defeated BLACK BREEZE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PORK ROLL devastated KHRISTOPHER in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided battle.
JUNGLE JUICE handily defeated WHITE THUNDER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MOHNSOON MAYHEM was vanquished by OTIS in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ROBERT DUNLAP was demolished by ASPARAGUS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
HARLEY THE CADAVER was savagely defeated by DORIE MILLER in a 4 minute bout.
JAMES DOOLITTLE devastated EL NINO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SOLSBURY HILL was overpowered by WILD FIRE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAYHEM was handily defeated by MANUEL PEREZ in a popular 2 minute mismatched match.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES was overpowered by MAELSTROM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TYR demolished WHIRLING INSELBERG in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
THUNDER BUG overpowered SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
CALYX devastated RANCID WAIF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RAGING FIRE overpowered HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a action packed 2 minute mismatched fight.
CAT IN THE HAT was savagely defeated by CARDINAL KRAKEN in a popular 2 minute bout.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was vanquished by NOT ADULT DIAPERS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE NOTHING vanquished GREASESPOT in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
NIGHTBRINGER vanquished MERCEDES in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
ARTHUR BEYER was devastated by BULLETPROOF MONK in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
BAKED FRATSFA was vanquished by EEK THE CAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven melee.
QUARK was subdued by EAR in a 2 minute match.
TRINKET vanquished BUDDERCUP in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
CHARLIE PATTON was defeated by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute competition.
CRAZY FINGERS subdued GONE TO GEORGIA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory battle.
MAKTOR was viciously subdued by BIGGLES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory duel.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ was savagely defeated by LUCKY DAWG in a popular 6 minute fight.
DIRK VLUG was viciously subdued by SALLY RIDE in a action packed 3 minute match.
HAM BURGLAR vanquished PAIN PART 1 in a exciting 3 minute uneven duel.
IMMOLATION vanquished FURIOUS GORGE in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
NIGHTBINDER was bested by STAN DAUFF in a 2 minute fray.
SECOND WATCH devastated BRYNMAR in a action packed 3 minute gruesome uneven duel.
HEMLOCK was devastated by GANGRENE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
TANNY vanquished BEAVER in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
DAY TURNER devastated BALISONG in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
BART SIMPSON demolished FELAWESHIPE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ARTHUR DEFRANZO was demolished by CAO ZHENG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BOATSWAIN devastated TV ON THE RADIO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided brawl.
DRUNK DENNIS was overpowered by BEER GOGGLES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM was devastated by KAORU MOTO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BINGE N PURGE devastated EDDIE RICKENBACKER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BALANCE OF EARTH was handily defeated by SOVEREYN in a 2 minute one-sided match.
FORMIDABLE savagely defeated DRY KEG in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
MOD COD overpowered BITTER EMPLOYEES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
INCISOR was demolished by UH-OH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
WEBBED BEAUS overpowered CONSTANCE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
KENWYD slimly won victory over WROTE THE BOOK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory bout.
BILLY MITCHELL overpowered MANIPULATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
HOFFA narrowly defeated NO CHASER in a action packed 3 minute brutal struggle.
ADDAI was demolished by ECHO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HAPPY APPLE overpowered PETER DAVISON in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
GAIGE THE DESTROYER was vanquished by EXISTENCE MUNDANE in a 2 minute competition.
KHARMA defeated GANOOSH in a popular 3 minute fight.
KLINK was viciously subdued by ALMOND FISHER in a action packed 6 minute conflict.
-.... was beaten by BLACKMAIL in a action packed 3 minute contest.
BAYLEFYRE was vanquished by SLITHER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
STING was overpowered by SHAWNEE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
FURTIVE RETURNS was viciously subdued by A BALCONY in a popular 4 minute gory match.
STEINBACH was devastated by HOT SAUCE JONES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ONE was overpowered by REAPER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BUBBA savagely defeated GINI in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
PIMPED OUT BROOM vanquished HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SSSKAH bested THE SMELL OF IT in a popular 4 minute bloody struggle.
CHAINSAW VIGILANTE overpowered TOM BAKER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
EUREKA PRIDE overpowered FAT PANTS in a 2 minute bloody uneven duel.
LLUPERIOR unbelievably bested HUGH GRANT in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.
KING KONG demolished PENICILLEN in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
HEMLOCK was beaten by SUGAR HILL GANG in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory struggle.
HELL WEEK overpowered TACK TACK in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
MAGICAL SHORTCUT was demolished by ROAD TRIPPIN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
VIPER was overpowered by CANNIBAL COOK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched struggle.
PREDNIZONE handily defeated SUBPRIME RIB in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
DAVID WAYBUR overpowered TOMAS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BALLWIPE was overpowered by POLYJUICE TWINS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WHERE bested HELP ON THE WAY in a 2 minute bout.
PERCIATELLI was demolished by LOGAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHERRY was savagely defeated by BOROMIR in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
PANTERA was overpowered by THE SUN in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
RON TITAN overcame THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute conflict.
BOWEN lost to FRANKLINS TOWER in a 1 minute match.
BERTHOLD was overpowered by JACK STRAW in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARKCLAW devastated SKYHAWK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SMALL POX vanquished PAUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
BOLPH was luckily beaten by YELLOW JACKET in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal melee.
DOLGAN was savagely defeated by DARLING TATIANA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
LUCIAN ADAMS handily defeated DONNA in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
CALIS was subdued by SUPERIOR RROSTARR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
THORNE subdued DAVID TENNANT in a popular 1 minute match.
SHANK was overcome by ISSUS in a 1 minute battle.
FIRES was narrowly defeated by KATE in a popular 5 minute bloody brawl.
POTATO BUG was defeated by RHAKARAS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
ARAGON unbelievably bested LIGHTNING THRUST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute contest.
CIRCE was bested by SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome fight.
ROBERT OWENS was overpowered by ORANGE O'CLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
G-STRING overcame AMISTUM in a popular 5 minute match.
FLITCHAK vanquished SEETHER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
INCREDIBLE SPEED bested NEGATIVE ONE in a 2 minute duel.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR devastated SQUYER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  82         LUNGING ATTACK   465 - 371 -  6      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      81         WALL OF STEEL    178 - 150 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   33         TOTAL PARRY      150 - 151 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     28         AIMED BLOW       430 - 444 -  1      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         PARRY-STRIKE      47 -  51 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     23         PARRY-LUNGE       99 - 108 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 19         SLASHING ATTACK  101 - 127 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         STRIKING ATTACK  119 - 150 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     46 -  58 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         BASHING ATTACK    73 -  97 -  0      43  |

Turn 680 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  3     AIMED BLOW        39 - 42         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     20 - 13     TOTAL PARRY       12 - 16         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    46 - 36     BASHING ATTACK     6 -  9         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  9     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 12     PARRY-LUNGE        8 - 15         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       THE MONARCH 2-5688         55  20  0  477 042909A (5852)
PARRY-LUNGE      SCRAPPLE 97-1961           97  63  3  328 WHY SELL THIS? (5315)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLOOD PIE 96-1918          92  68  6  322 WHY SELL THIS? (5314)
SLASHING ATTACK  YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-26471  47  31  1  314 LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (5817)
WALL OF STEEL    TYR 3-5575                 49  11  0  311 AESIR (1373)
TOTAL PARRY      NAY PALM 52-1439           68  32  0  258 PYROMANIA (5742)
BASHING ATTACK   THUNDER BUG 37-3734        44  24  0  237 TACKLE BOX (2869)
STRIKING ATTACK  LEMON DROP 33-6685         62  92  1  221 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)
PARRY-STRIKE     LIL NOIR 62-3311           43  47  2  214 ENIGMA (4768)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SECOND WATCH 35-4166       35  19  1  208 SEA DOGS (5865)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was THE PHANTOM 21-1447.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE 
ATOMIZER 18-7753, SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583, BIGGLES 60-6032, HUGH GRANT 61-3555, 
SINISTER 82-3298, CIRCE 41-3740, OOPS SWEATER 82--9427, JOHNNY WALKER 1-8203, KLINK 
30-4647, and CALIS 56-3426.

The least popular fighter this week was THE TICK 12-5659.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CONFESSION 8-4895, SEETHER 26-4499, PERCIATELLI 3-7111, 
BALLWIPE 84-19086, HOFFA 60-7713, STEINBACH 30-4473, STING 22-6863, BAYLEFYRE 
25-4373, PETER DAVISON 61-3552, and HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 82-16584.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  5 0  CALEAM(26)           0  5 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            6  6 0  
OSKSI(3)             9 12 0  LAPUR(29)            2  3 0  JURINE(61)           0  6 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  2 0  IAYE(30)             6  9 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   6  2 1  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  4 0  JHANS(36)            3  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  3 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           5  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  8 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  5 0  
DULLENS(13)          5  4 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    5  4 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         3  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  5 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         26 23 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   4  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     6  3 1  
ZORPUNT(24)          3  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        3  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  5 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      4  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE NOTHING 1-3297         109 134  1  206  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 THE MONARCH 2-5688          55  20  0  477  042909A (5852)             NIANIA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TYR 3-5575                  49  11  0  311  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040        48  45  0  188  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5-5033      43  13  1  207  011510A (5960)             KALTOS
 PAULA 7-5923                29  12  4  148  CHURCH LADIES (5801)       BONSUR
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             35  25  0  196  YOU PAY I SLAY (5948)      ARKERS
 CONSPIRACY 9-4649           40  27  1  233  STATE OF MIND (5841)       ZUKAL
 ADDAI 10-5951               29  21  0  148  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 BULLETPROOF MONK 11-4999    22  11  1  210  LUROCIANS EXTREME (5975)   ARUAK CITY
 SCURVY LADY 12-6783         38  29  0  220  SEA DOGS (5858)            RIZTAB
 SAM ADAMS 13-5376           39  19  1  211  MMMM BEER! (5942)          DULLENS
 SHANK 15-5109               21  11  0   83  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
 DARLING TATIANA 16-5052     18  12  0   81  ARCHERS OF LOAF (5325)     WILLAF
 REAPER 17-7190              25  24  0  147  ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (6058)      ALJAFIR
 BOATSWAIN 18-9958           37  21  1  209  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           75  37  2  224  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 BRYNMAR 20-2986             32  35  1  184  WRATHMEN (3178)            SEAM
 THE PHANTOM 21-1447         72  47  4  248  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 STING 22-6863               20  17  1  135  SERPENTS HOLD (5921)       SOLVEN
 PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876      63  19  1  255  MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (5720)   ZORPUNT
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            51  68  0  188  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751        65  47  1  204  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         34  17  0  196  WRATHMEN (3375)            POINT
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         46  25  3  243  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 CALYX 30-4151               90  89  2  243  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          62  92  1  221  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SECOND WATCH 35-4166        35  19  1  208  SEA DOGS (5865)            MURSKA
 KYRA 36-7316                53  19  1  254  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 THUNDER BUG 37-3734         44  24  0  237  TACKLE BOX (2869)          SIBIKHAS
 SUI GENERIS 38-4444         33  22  0  187  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          52  58  0  204  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     88  61  2  270  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     67  31  3  225  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       85  60  0  257  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 IPECAC 45-3625              71  58  0  245  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 JETHRO 47-5949              32  21  2  189  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185              131 229  0  181  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NASTY NES 50-142            25  28  1   76  PUBLIC ENEMY (6022)        SNOWBOUND
 HABU 51-5529                31  26  0  210  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 NAY PALM 52-1439            68  32  0  258  PYROMANIA (5742)           FRATSFA
 CAO ZHENG 54-85             32  28  6  195  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638            180 164  4  208  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867        36  29  5  207  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 KENWYD 57-3870              40  27  1  188  WRATHMEN (3229)            ANDOR
 MADONNA 60-7780            104  64  4  282  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 PETER DAVISON 61-3552       32  38  0  144  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       168 108  2  216  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SLITHER 63-2852             25  18  2  175  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917           42  75  0  154  UNDER DURESS (2999)        KURUKAR
 HARLEQUIN 65-7056           35  27  0  186  SERPENTS HOLD (5931)       DAL SHANG
 MAKTOR 66-3115              31  26  0  178  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569     35  16  1  219  BEASTS OF NEON (5898)      CIMMERIAC
 SUGAR HILL GANG 71-6416     18   4  1  118  RAP ATTACKS (5833)         KYR'TERR
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554          54  74  1  173  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           71  34  1  241  CHAOS LORDS (6121)         JADE MOUNTAIN
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569          16   5  0  196  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255       26  12  5  201  DOMINATION (4121)          LIN TIRIAN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567        24  15  1  100  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-26471   47  31  1  314  LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (5817)  DWES EG
 BERTHOLD 83-314             22  17  2   43  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 MIRAGE 84-10230             48  34  1  209  DRAGON'S GUARD V (5792)    BLACKSTONE
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918           92  68  6  322  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            97  63  3  328  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 WIMPY 98-2670               24  16  4  234  TEAM W (5988)              SYVYN'S HILL

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OPRAHWINDFURY 99-2296       38  25  3  227  STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (5849)  SOUTH RIDGE