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Date   : 01/08/2013    Duedate: 01/21/2013

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 689

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE FUNNY FA 2/3112   96   37   0 72.2      P'D OFF 4/6086
  2 FOREIGN LEG 14/5424   11    5   0 68.8      FUNDIES 82/5601
  3 SUMMERBORN 81/5853    20   11   0 64.5      HALF A WORD 82/5818
  4 LUROCIANS I 82/5510  310  176   5 63.8      STREET PIZZA 18/786
    LUROCIANS XIV 82/6044                       COMPENSATING 82/5979
    LUROCIANS TEM06 82/5973                     DUNGEON CELL 82/6052
    BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 96/6071                  SESAME STAPH 82/5600
  5-DRAFT DODGE 84/6191  125   74   1 62.8      UNDERRATED 2 82/5897
  6 BRIGHT 3/6013       1007  598  12 62.7      4 LETTER BEER 82/6080
    LOOK OUT!! 24/6014                          ANIMAL'S FARM 82/5823
    BLUNT FORCE 29/6006                         DATING A FROG 82/5821
    DWARVEN HEROES 60/5082                      HAPPY HOLIDAYS 82/5924
    ARCHERS OF LOAF 16/5325                     LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/5596
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/6197                     TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/5585
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/6189                    TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583
    COLLEGE RADIO BG 97/5375                    WHY SELL THIS? 96/5314
    ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/6070                   WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315
    INK & STEEL RETRO 15/6155                   4-LETTER ERRORS 82/5611
    INK & STEEL FOREVER 6/6182                  STUFF MARK SAYS 82/5610
  7 COLD 82/5728         950  605   6 61.1      UNFORTUNATE HAIR 82/5978
    042909A 2/5852                              WEST PALM COURTS 82/5765
    DEADLY STEPS 98/6131                        KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211
    IRATE FORMATIONS 3/5830                     STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506
    BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 96/5913                 LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! 82/5817
  8 BOND-AGE 81/6169     609  392   7 60.8      THAT SPECIAL SMELL 82/5894
    MIKE'S INK 62/4677                       12 ORCISH IDIOM 8/6186   45   34   1 57.0
    MY ROCK BAND 60/3110                     13 KAOS 47/5808         259  199   3 56.6
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       KAOS IV 82/5984
  9 THEM 21/879         4250 2856  79 59.8      FURRY FURY 11/5840
    BOOZE 1/5845                                FURRY FURY 84/6163
    PASTA 3/5807                                KAOS FROGS 12/6109
    BABES 36/3876                               KAOS LORDS 84/6116
    CORPS 74/3405                               BLOOD FROG 3 99/5991
    HEROES 77/3408                           14 MY TC'S 82/5235      379  294   2 56.3
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             ECHL-EAST 29/5905
    DISASTER 24/5804                            ECHL-SOUTH 71/5108
    HOT STUFF 9/5831                            INQUISITION 97/6074
    DISASTERS 62/6009                           SWEET BLISS 24/5904
    CIGARETTES 98/5701                          SAUSAGE DOGS 42/4024
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          TOURNEY TEAM 72/5194
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         LAME ALLIANCES 74/4747
    SHADY LADIES 36/1309                        UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007
 10 ALL FINESSE 38/4746 1330  914  12 59.3      ATTACKO/TCLONES05 82/6089
    HYBORIAN WAR 97/5915                        LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477
    CONSANGUINEOUS 8/5680                       INQUISITION CLONES 38/5399
    FORMER BOSSES 84/6021                    15 LET'S DUEL! 17/5137  724  582   7 55.4
    HANGING LOOSE 82/6194                       NUMBERS GAME 31/4642
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      INTO THE SWIM 97/5145
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      ALL NIGHT LONG 31/5402
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
    AGAINST ALL ODDS 82/6016                    FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208
    PERFECTION QUEST 3 82/5727               16 DEVIATION 21/5936    385  333   5 53.6
    STUPID WOW NAMES 2 99/5849                  DEVIATION 47/6034

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
 11 COLORS 96/5636      1645 1138  15 59.1      DEVIATION 81/6177
    DEVIATION 82/5717                        25 SUPERIOR FO 33/3757 1059 1056  13 50.1
    PYROMANIA 52/5742                           SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/4578
    PYROMANIA 82/5785                           SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
    RAP ATTACKS 59/5837                      26 PHILANTHROPI 7/5943   22   22   0 50.0
    RAP ATTACKS 71/5833                         PHILANTHROPISTS 33/5567
    SLAMMA JAMMA 71/6170                        PHILANTHROPISTS 81/5932
    STATE OF MIND 9/5841                     27 EVIL 82/5487        2301 2337  24 49.6
    DEVIATION IIB 84/6154                       FANTASIA 1/4914
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1595                      DERANGED! 99/5704
    STATES OF MIND 84/6187                      BLACK JUNTA 1/4913
    DEVIATION BROWN 84/6188                     DERANGED 6 97/5782
 17-FA CHING 60/4857      55   48   0 53.4      DOMINATION 78/4121
    BRETHREN OF SIN 25/5058                     TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477
    BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144                  FORGE OF FURY 82/5812
 18 SORE LOSERS 21/3715  549  496  10 52.5      BEASTS OF NEON 69/5898
 19 PAWN OF PROP 25/895   24   22   0 52.2      CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
 20-SMITH SMACK 84/6190   12   11   1 52.2      MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899
 21 SEA DOGS 1/5428      700  646   3 52.0      BUBBA LOVES CHESS 38/4900
    SEA DOGS 12/5858                            STONED ROOKIES 14 82/6095
    SEA DOGS 18/1460                         28 FANGS 9/5444        2851 2929  18 49.3
    SEA DOGS 33/5864                            I GOTTA GO 30/4646
    SEA DOGS 35/5865                            MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298
    DUNGEON CELL 42/5683                        MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/5777                      MEDAL OF HONOR 5 97/6073
    SHEWISH BUFFET 26/5997                      MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/5825
    SHEWISH BUFFET 65/6064                      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
    DUNGEON CELL 48 84/6005                     FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
    DUNGEON CELL 75 82/6158                     MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463
    DUNGEON CELL 97 82/5810                     MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535
    DUNGEON CELL S08C 99/5584                   MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649
    DUNGEON CELL W10A 97/5878                   MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/5725
 22 COLOR ME SU 42/4426 2034 1910  27 51.6      MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/5668
 23 DA BULLS 13/6024     460  450   2 50.5      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/5677
    MMM BEER 13/6167                            MEDAL OF HONOR J4 24/5720
    MMMM BEER! 13/5942                          MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437
    SERPENTS HOLD 2/5939                        MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/5702
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/6145                        MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/6077
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 65/6065                        MEDAL OF HONOR A10 82/6193
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 75/6027                        MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 82/5694
    SERPENTS HOLD 21/5860                       MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/5921                       MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406
    SERPENTS HOLD 29/5934                       MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II 84/5651
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958                    29 BIG BAD 7/4401       139  146   4 48.8
    SERPENTS HOLD 65/5931                       FRUITS 51/5038
    SERPENTS' HOLD 3/6111                       SHEPHERDS 18/1774
    SERPENTS HOLD 2 9/5999                      CLOWNING AROUND 42/4923
    SERPENTS HOLD! 10/6096                      MIGHTY MORALS II 1/5889
    SERPENTS' HOLD 15/6076                      NEXT GENERATION 18/4678
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/6058                      BASH BRO HOUSEMATE 19/5909
    KILLER DISEASES 84/6123                     BASH BROS. WAITRESS 46/6161
    SERPENTS HOLD 2 51/5961                     GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/5257
    SERPENTS HOLD II 19/6041                 30 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119  1333 1413  14 48.5
    SERPENTS HOLD 113 63/6059                   THE WARLOCKS 30/5120
 24 ENIGMA 62/4768       534  526   4 50.4      THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237
    TEAM W 98/5988                           31 COMIC BOOK  62/4645  826  918   9 47.4
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                        32 TREKKERS 29/5861     213  239   2 47.1
    OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                          CUNNING RUNTS 19/5657
    SUMO BASHO 77/6043                          ULTRA-VIOLENT 26/5654
    HOMESTAR & CO 9/5911                        BLOOD AND SAND 21/6171
    OTTO'S DINER 81/5803                        THE HITCHHIKERS 11/5946
    OTTODROME TW 47/6198                     33 RHYME TYME 55/1881   206  232   1 47.0
    THE SYNDICATE 12/5176                       THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    NEED FOR SPEED 96/6069                   34-GENERATION X 3/5712  165  208   2 44.2
    MY GENERATION 28/6166                       HAPLESS WAIF 8/5949
    THE STORM FRONT 41/1504                     PARTY GEEKS 74/4925
    ALASKAN PIPELINE 47/6007                    JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
 35 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    553  847   2 39.5      TEENY BOPPERS 84/6164
    SUDDENLY, THE VAN 83/6114                   CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
 36 CRITICALS 75/6106    155  252   3 38.1   39-BOHICA 29/5708         4    7   0 36.4
    BOMB SQUAD 61/6097                       40 STORIES 49/2835     1200 2266  17 34.6
    BOMB SQUAD 66/3779                          UNDER DURESS 64/2999
    DELTA BLUES 30/4115                         GUESSING GAME 12/6139
    MEN OF STEEL 56/4093                        BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421
    WU-TANG FOREVER 14/6151                  41 LOW ROAD 3 1/6196    785 1491   6 34.5
 37 BATTEL BLADE 9/6173   19   32   0 37.3      SAND DANCERS 75/2258
 38 CATS 82/5959         770 1321   8 36.8   42 MORE DESTRO 44/6184    2    4   0 33.3
    FOOD 81/6172                                THE UNHOLY ONES 53/1694
    MEDS 43/4924                             43 DOCTORS 61/5885      398  821   1 32.6
    BULLIES 84/6142                             NUMB-ERS 74/5918
    EMETICS 45/5033                             HARRY POTTER AND THE 13/5890
    HALFWITS 84/6147                         44 ASIAN INVAS 54/5974   38   80   0 32.2
    THE CITY 12/4918                         45 FLAGG'S FIV 41/4607   13   36   0 26.5
    STRIPPERS 82/5996                           FLAGG'S FIVE 42/4579
    BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                      46 BREAKERS 53/3686       1    5   0 16.7

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello, my Talahyan friends.

     We had one Tournament Victor challenge this cycle.  Oprahwindfury made a bid for
the title against Scrapple, who has held that honor for several months now.
OPRAHWINDFURY (99-2296) (44-26-3,258) of STUPID WOW NAMES 2 TV challenged SCRAPPLE
(97-1961) (105-63-3,507) of WHY SELL THIS?.  OPRAHWINDFURY was viciously subdued by
SCRAPPLE in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.  Obviously, Scrapple is still our top
Parry-Lunger.  Yup.  It wasn't a great fight or anything, but it was longish, as
fights go.

     Our top Lunger is Pork Roll.  PORK ROLL (97-1634) (87-47-6,435) of KILLING ME
SOFTER fought CANNIBAL COOK (84-11985) (26-18-1,194) of DUNGEON CELL 48.  PORK ROLL
vanquished CANNIBAL COOK in an action packed 1 minute brutal uneven match.
     Miffed Sandy is our top Aimed Blow.  MIFFED SANDY (96-3444) (37-19-3,312) of
BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 fought ARTHUR DEFRANZO (3-6646) (85-82-1,195) of OUR HIGHEST
HONOR.  MIFFED SANDY narrowly defeated ARTHUR DEFRANZO in an exciting 3 minute
gruesome match.  That was a fun fight to watch.  I wouldn't have wanted to be Mr.
Defranzo, though.
     Look at our top Basher!  It's Cyclops.  He was challenged by Ball Pein, who, if
I'm not mistaken....  BALL PEIN (1-8379) (53-33-4,218) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged
CYCLOPS (7-4625) (43-48-2,241) of BIG BAD.  BALL PEIN was vanquished by CYCLOPS in an
action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  Nicely done, Cyclops.  The odds were
against you and anyone betting on you made a tidy profit.  And it might interest you
to know, Cyclops, that you were the most challenged fighter this cycle.
     Poop Slinger.  What manager would give one of his fighters a name like that?
Hmm... is that Assurnasirbanipal?  Anyway, top Slasher.  POOP SLINGER (24-4478) (38-
7-0,239) of LOOK OUT!! fought BART SIMPSON (19-5072) (54-46-1,201) of CUNNING RUNTS.
POOP SLINGER won victory over BART SIMPSON in a 2 minute struggle.

     Da Dog Powndaz avoided Serpents' Hold.  Marma Duke, Khisanth.  Well done.

And back to our stylemaster watch...
     Top Striker is Yellowjacket.  In beating  Takanohana, he took that title away
from Happy Apple.  TAKANOHANA (77-2569) (21-8-0,221) of SUMO BASHO challenged
YELLOWJACKET (62-3345) (174-110-2,225) of COMIC BOOK HEROS.  TAKANOHANA was
overpowered by YELLOWJACKET in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
     Our top Wall of Steel is Gortek.  Last time it was Flesh Flayer.  GORTEK (60-
5619) (26-14-0,219) of DWARVEN HEROES fought LEE LEE LO LEE (38-4653) (33-16-2,193)
of INQUISITION CLONES.  GORTEK beat LEE LEE LO LEE in an exciting 1 minute match.
Well done.
     Pain Part 1 took the Total Parry honors away from Hugh Kassle by beating
Mercedes.   PAIN PART 1 (82-11616) (17-9-1,214) of LUROCIANS XIV fought MERCEDES (82-
56033) (33-32-0,197) of STRIPPERS.  PAIN PART 1 devastated MERCEDES in an exciting 1
minute mismatched match.
     Second Watch is still our top Parry-Ripper and Talkin' Camel Walk is our best
Parry-Striker.
     Crazy Fingers remains the Overall Popularity leader.  Oddly, this is a fighter
with a very strong record.  CRAZY FINGERS (30-4480) (138-79-2,293) of THE WARLOCKS
fought DAY TURNER (40-4279) (56-62-0,193) of MEDAL OF HONOR G1.  CRAZY FINGERS
vanquished DAY TURNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.  Very well done
indeed, Mr. Fingers!
     This cycle's favorite is Deng Fei, who got scummed.  HYDROPONICUS (29-4605) (31-
18-0,194) of BLUNT FORCE challenged DENG FEI (54-84) (35-35-4,200) of ASIAN INVASION.
HYDROPONICUS outwaited DENG FEI in a popular 10 minute Challenge contest.

     Well... it's getting toward that time, and I'm due at an embassy function, so
I'll see you all in two weeks.  Farewell!

Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961            106  63  3  524  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORK ROLL 97-1634            88  47  6  448  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 CLUSTER 82-28582             43  43  3  341  HALF A WORD (5818)         DWES EG
 MIFFED SANDY 96-3444         38  19  3  321  BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (5913) OLD VALAMANTIS
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       139  79  2  302  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472        92  62     285  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366   83 129  3  284  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          102  90  1  277  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 THE PHANTOM 21-1447          78  49  4  271  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
-YELLOW SUBMARINE 82-26471    50  32  1  265  LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (5817)  DWES EG
 MISTY BLUE 74-2944           47  26  2  264  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 CYCLOPS 7-4625               44  48  2  262  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457       40  41  4  257  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 JOHNNY WALKER 1-8203         46  31  2  255  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 POOP SLINGER 24-4478         39   7     249  LOOK OUT!! (6014)          ZORPUNT
 PETE MOSS 19-4968            81  39  2  248  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        175 110  2  245  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 INCISOR 9-5185               78  81  1  245  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876       70  21  1  245  MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (5720)   ZORPUNT
 MAYHEM 98-1292               52  39  4  245  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5585)      SYVYN'S HILL
-NOT ADULT DIAPERS 82-26502   59  35  1  239  FUNDIES (5601)             DWES EG
 HAM BURGLAR 99-1620          69  51  4  235  DUNGEON CELL S08C (5584)   SOUTH RIDGE
 SMALL POX 84-18995           23   2     235  KILLER DISEASES (6123)     BLACKSTONE
-BAYLEFYRE 25-4373            28  13     233  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 GORTEK 60-5619               27  14     232  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
 KNEESPLITTER 97-3369         40  47  6  228  DUNGEON CELL W10A (5878)   SHADOW GROVE
 CINNIMON ROLLE 31-5553       40  14  1  228  ALL NIGHT LONG (5402)      CHIMLEVTAL
 THE ATOMIZER 18-7753         42  24     227  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 KAORU MOTO 82-48418          52  32     226  MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (5694)  DWES EG
-SIDEWINDER 21-6883           42  31  1  226  SERPENTS HOLD (5860)       SUNSET
 JETHRO 47-5949               37  25  3  226  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183        39  21  5  225  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
 PAIN PART 1 82-11616         18   9  1  225  LUROCIANS XIV (6044)       DWES EG
 SCURVY LADY 12-6783          43  33     224  SEA DOGS (5858)            RIZTAB
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     120  71  1  223  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MASTINA 99-2481              28  19  5  222  ARCANE GREATS MI (6189)    SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BITTER EMPLOYEES 82-37737    23  15  1  222  WEST PALM COURTS (5765)    DWES EG
 NORMAN BATES 99-2102         68  33  5  221  DERANGED! (5704)           SOUTH RIDGE
 WILD FIRE 24-4880            44  18  4  221  DISASTER (5804)            ZORPUNT
 MAKTOR 66-3115               35  31     220  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 BLOOD PIE 96-1918            98  71  6  219  WHY SELL THIS? (5314)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 EEK THE CAT 2-4110           50  22     219  THE FUNNY FARM (3112)      NIANIA
 EM 15-3737                   43  59  1  219  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378        67  48     218  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
 TOO BIG TO FAIL 21-6932      39  25  1  218  DEVIATION (5936)           SUNSET
 UH-OH 82-33703               54  42  2  217  STUFF MARK SAYS (5610)     DWES EG
 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624    37   9  2  217  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (5257)DAL SHANG
 CECIL BOLTON 82-42248        41  45     216  MEDAL OF HONOR V (5825)    DWES EG
 E. VICTOR 9-4864             28  27  3  216  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 HORTATOR 1-7791              53  41  3  215  SEA DOGS (5428)            MORDANT
 BLUE 33-5776                 32  24  1  215  PHILANTHROPISTS (5567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558        83  78  7  214  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      119  91  1  213  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 DIRK VLUG 99-1956            44  56  4  213  MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (5702)   SOUTH RIDGE
 MOD COD 55-2638             188 165  4  212  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759         90  56  2  212  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488      72  35  3  212  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       165 134  3  211  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705          82  78  1  211  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SECOND WATCH 35-4166         39  24  1  210  SEA DOGS (5865)            MURSKA
 HOFFA 49-3185               138 231     209  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272       50  26  1  209  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 WARHEAD 82-13913             48  27     209  PYROMANIA (5785)           DWES EG
 OPRAHWINDFURY 99-2296        44  27  3  209  STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (5849)  SOUTH RIDGE
-MOHNSOON MAYHEM 41-4444      39  33     209  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 KARATE WRECKER 60-6693       32  31     209  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 CONSPIRACY 9-4649            46  30  1  208  STATE OF MIND (5841)       ZUKAL
 HARLEQUIN 65-7056            40  30     208  SERPENTS HOLD (5931)       DAL SHANG
 WIMPY 98-2670                29  20  4  208  TEAM W (5988)              SYVYN'S HILL
 PORSCHE 82-41317             26   7     208  COMPENSATING (5979)        DWES EG
 BOATSWAIN 18-9958            42  25  1  207  SEA DOGS (1460)            TALCAMA
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569           21   9     207  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413           52  48     205  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569      41  19  1  205  BEASTS OF NEON (5898)      CIMMERIAC
 WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540       40  58     205  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572      37  34  5  205  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         32  18     205  BLUNT FORCE (6006)         LAPUR
 BIGGLES 60-6032              70  94  1  204  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 BART SIMPSON 19-5072         54  47  1  204  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 BEAVER 82-39056              52  32     204  ANIMAL'S FARM (5823)       DWES EG
 WAY OF THE WICKED 82-33235   21  12  1  204  DEVIATION (5717)           DWES EG
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751         72  49  1  203  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 GAFF 82-34939                63  36  1  203  4-LETTER ERRORS (5611)     DWES EG
 SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671  57  67  1  203  DUNGEON CELL 97 (5810)     DWES EG
 BUBBA 75-3365                35  16     203  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 KHITAI 97-3592               33  26  4  203  HYBORIAN WAR (5915)        SHADOW GROVE
 SAMI 82-56043                29  37     203  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 OTIS 3-6501                 115  78  5  202  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798      78 111  2  202  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 82-26366   60  37     202  SESAME STAPH (5600)        DWES EG
 CATIPILLAR 60-8801           39  23  1  202  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SLIPKNOT 60-6674             32  20  1  202  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          113 139  1  201  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 IPECAC 45-3625               75  63     201  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 RED DAWG 41-2689             51  41  2  201  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 THE GREAT GAZOO 19-5140      23  16     201  CUNNING RUNTS (5657)       ZUWAYZA
 GONE TO GEORGIA 82-28596     19  16     201  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAY TURNER 40-4279           56  63     200  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414       55  67  3  200  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 SOVEREYN 25-4870             53  75     200  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234       89  46  3  199  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ARTHUR DEFRANZO 3-6646       85  83  1  199  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PYRAMID SCHEMER 82-51078     63  60  1  199  DUNGEON CELL 4 (5777)      DWES EG
 CONCRETE 82-33162            40  29     199  LUROCIANS III (5510)       DWES EG
 DENG FEI 54-84               35  36  4  199  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 DEAD MAN WALKING 42-4512     24  13     199  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
 CALYX 30-4151                96  92  2  198  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603       73  93  1  198  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819         63  93  1  198  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 KYRA 36-7316                 58  22  1  198  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 METHODSOFRATIONALITY 13-5387 39  31     198  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 RELIGIOUS CULT 13-5348       35  47     198  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 SINISTER 82-3298             28  32     198  EVIL (5487)                DWES EG
 THE SUN 3-6307               22   6     198  BRIGHT (6013)              OSKSI
 EDDIE RICKENBACKER 82-17776  75 112  2  197  MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 (5407)  DWES EG
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           49  81  1  197  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 SNOW PEA 33-5014             44  39  3  197  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAM ADAMS 13-5376            43  23  1  197  MMMM BEER! (5942)          DULLENS
 DEXTER MORGAN 81-452         42  36     197  DEVIATION (6177)           SHADOWSPIRE
 BAD TO THE BONE 59-954       38  39  1  197  RAP ATTACKS (5837)         ILLIS
-MEGA PIXEL 3-6995            34  25     197  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711          26  13  1  197  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 NO CHASER 33-6490            54  79     196  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 HONEST JILES 1-7576          31  20  1  196  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 THRASHER MALONE 72-4847      31  26     196  TOURNEY TEAM (5194)        DRAGONHEAD
 KANA BALLISTIC 47-6976       30  29  3  196  DEVIATION (6034)           NORTH FORK
 CANNIBAL COOK 84-11985       26  19  1  196  DUNGEON CELL 48 (6005)     BLACKSTONE
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586   78 111  2  195  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 LEMON DROP 33-6685           65  98  1  195  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031           54 109     195  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 LIL NOIR 62-3311             48  51  2  195  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 JULIENNE 82-28026            41  29     195  PERFECTION QUEST 3 (5727)  DWES EG
-COFFEE HOUSE POET 3-6987     35  29  1  195  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 GANGPLANK RIDER 33-7671      34  30  1  195  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE HAND OF DOG 41-4493      32  24  2  195  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400         99  62  5  194  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LEO POWERS 43-4599           66  57     194  MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (5649)   VEASTIAN
 BLACK BREEZE 1-6522          48  22  2  194  BLACK JUNTA (4913)         MORDANT
 CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911       46  26     194  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653       33  17  2  194  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718          62  93  1  193  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 82-16584 52  51     193  LBA:ELVIS FANS (5596)      DWES EG
 TANNY 36-7429                37  31     193  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 EAR 82-39911                 22  18     193  UNFORTUNATE HAIR (5978)    DWES EG
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            39  28     192  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (4578)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 FARFALLE 3-6871              33  18     192  PASTA (5807)               OSKSI
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072       30  11  3  192  SHEWISH BUFFET (6064)      DAL SHANG
 11TH COMMANDMENT 31-5453     22  16  1  192  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 ALICE BLUE 96-2933           55  39  4  191  COLORS (5636)              OLD VALAMANTIS
 ADDAI 10-5951                32  26     191  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 BALL PEIN 1-8379             53  34  4  190  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052         53  51  2  190  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 SILLY FILLY 36-2659          50  41  4  190  SHADY LADIES (1309)        JHANS
 IMMOLATION 99-1522           46  45  4  190  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
 MERCEDES 82-56033            33  33     190  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968          48  64     189  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 PRISONER 007 82-41051        25  12     189  DUNGEON CELL (6052)        DWES EG
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492           80  70  3  188  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567        47  56     188  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 WEBBED BEAUS 82-36458        44  37  1  188  DATING A FROG (5821)       DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUGH KASSLE 84-4988          30  44  1  188  FORMER BOSSES (6021)       BLACKSTONE
 ECHO 82-41057                17  11     188  LUROCIANS TEM06 (5973)     DWES EG
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767     52  49  2  186  MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (5725)   CALEAM
 FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923         44  39     186  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 DEVIL DOG 41-4479            25  15  1  186  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 ROOT 82-31537                21  17  1  186  4 LETTER BEER (6080)       DWES EG
 KONGOL 7-4524                58  60  2  185  PHILANTHROPISTS (5943)     BONSUR
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378           42  48  2  185  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 BAKED FRATSFA 26-4818        30  24     185  SHEWISH BUFFET (5997)      CALEAM
 TV ON THE RADIO 97-2519      29  30  5  185  COLLEGE RADIO BG (5375)    SHADOW GROVE
 ORATHAI 29-4598              26  13     184  ECHL-EAST (5905)           LAPUR
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040         52  50     183  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SUI GENERIS 38-4444          37  27     183  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 NIGHTBINDER 82-3120          36  32  2  183  FORGE OF FURY (5812)       DWES EG
 FIRES 96-3927                22  12  3  182  BLAME IT ON DWAYNE (6071)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SPAWN 41-1891                18  34     182  FLAGG'S FIVE (4607)        KATI-TEI
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846        18  21  4  181  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEMLOCK 2-5654               36  30     180  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
 MABUSHI 9-5548               35  30     180  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5999)     ZUKAL
 TACK TACK 51-5555            30  19  1  180  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 SUGAR HILL GANG 71-6416      22   9  2  180  RAP ATTACKS (5833)         KYR'TERR
 ASPARAGUS 82-38983           19  20  1  180  UNDERRATED 2 (5897)        DWES EG
 ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867         37  37  5  179  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 CONFESSION 8-4895            37  36     179  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 PIMPED OUT BROOM 13-5385     36  32     179  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255        29  18  5  179  DOMINATION (4121)          LIN TIRIAN
 REAPER 17-7190               29  28     179  ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (6058)      ALJAFIR
 GANGRENE 82-30731            26  19     179  THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5894)  DWES EG
 DORIE MILLER 3-6683          88  77  2  178  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CONSTANCE 42-3875            23  33  2  178  FLAGG'S FIVE (4579)        RODEKI
 WARLORD 53-722               36  27     177  THE UNHOLY ONES (1694)     KHALHUMS
 ISSUS 25-1745                32   8     177  PAWN OF PROPHECY (895)     LYRATILAN
 STRONG BAD 9-5140            27  11     177  HOMESTAR & CO (5911)       ZUKAL
 TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153         25  13     177  PYROMANIA (5742)           FRATSFA
 KLINK 30-4647                37  34     175  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
 FREEWHEEL BURNIN' 32-4245    32  15  1  175  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675         67  98  1  174  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 -.... 74-4219                31  35  3  174  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 HEMLOCK 19-5224              25  34  1  174  SERPENTS HOLD II (6041)    ZUWAYZA
-PINK HEART 62-3643           20   8  2  174  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 THE TICK 12-5659             62  63     173  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775   61  58  2  173  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 BALANCE OF EARTH 13-5386     29  35     173  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 BEAST OF BURDEN 82-46432     22  13  1  173  STONED ROOKIES 14 (6095)   DWES EG
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583     69  98  1  171  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CONFIDENCE 8-4894            40  26  1  171  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 BOOZER 13-5407               33  25  1  171  DA BULLS (6024)            DULLENS
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648         76  82  1  170  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             35  31  4  169  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
-FONZ 74-3332                 22   7  1  169  LAME ALLIANCES (4747)      DAYLA KIV
 A BALCONY 4-6637             19  24     169  P'D OFF (6086)             JHELUM
 DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417        23  18     166  LET'S DUEL! (5137)         ALJAFIR
 ALMIGHTY BOB 11-7354         32  20  2  165  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
 AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206       19  19  4  165  BLOOD FROG 3 (5991)        SOUTH RIDGE
 ONE 74-4204                  40  36  1  164  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 TOM BAKER 61-3551            34  45     164  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 BARRY 12-5663                66  70     163  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 ASCARI 96-3716               18  18  4  163  NEED FOR SPEED (6069)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 DRY KEG 33-6679              56 107  1  162  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 QUARK 29-5505                36  36  1  162  TREKKERS (5861)            LAPUR
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967            74  90     161  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917            44  82     161  UNDER DURESS (2999)        KURUKAR
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             40  65  1  159  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 SHAVIOLA 81-1322             38  18     158  PHILANTHROPISTS (5932)     SHADOWSPIRE
 DARLING TATIANA 16-5052      24  15     157  ARCHERS OF LOAF (5325)     WILLAF
 GANOOSH 75-3389              30  21     156  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-KNAPSACK 60-3449             23  21  1  156  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
 ERIK 56-3399                 29  38     153  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
-ROAD TRIPPIN 3-7081          31  18     151  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOMESTAR 9-5143              29  12  2  150  HOMESTAR & CO (5911)       ZUKAL
 KING KONG 38-2660            49  57  2  148  BUBBA LOVES CHESS (4900)   CLIFFHOME
 TRINKET 29-5517              36  33  1  148  SERPENTS HOLD (5934)       LAPUR
 DAVID WAYBUR 84-5954         18  28     147  MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (5651)BLACKSTONE
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         26  22  1  145  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 STING 22-6863                25  20  1  145  SERPENTS HOLD (5921)       SOLVEN
-SMITTEN SIN 82-55312         25  20     145  KAOS IV (5984)             DWES EG
 POLYJUICE TWINS 13-5347      30  66     143  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
-EUREKA PRIDE 47-7044         29  19  1  143  ALASKAN PIPELINE (6007)    NORTH FORK
 MEMPHIS SLIM 30-3909         25  38  1  143  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 MAGICAL SHORTCUT 13-5346     34  59     142  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
-HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398      31  26  3  142  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478       26  44     141  ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (6089)   DWES EG
 ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851     29  22  3  140  ORCISH IDIOMS (6186)       ARKERS
 SLITHER 63-2852              28  23  2  140  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 LUCIAN ADAMS 84-28187        14   3  1  139  MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (6077)  BLACKSTONE
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  37  31     138  SORE LOSERS (3715)         SUNSET
 ICE PILOT 71-3616            10   2  1  138  ECHL-SOUTH (5108)          KYR'TERR
 HELL WEEK 3-6695             73  90  1  137  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DONNA 61-3599                34  33     137  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 HOLY SHIITAKE 81-1433        32  22     137  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
-FROST BITE 84-5928           20  14  3  137  KAOS LORDS (6116)          BLACKSTONE
 HOFFA 60-7713                57 119     136  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SASHA 65-7111                25  17     135  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6065)        DAL SHANG
 PENICILLEN 43-4299           71  59  1  134  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 KATE 97-4372                 19  11  5  134  INQUISITION (6074)         SHADOW GROVE
 ZOMBIE PARENT 13-5345        34  48  4  133  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890)DULLENS
 HUGH GRANT 61-3555           31  48     132  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981     24  32  1  132  SAUSAGE DOGS (4024)        RODEKI
-THORNE 60-5259               24   9     127  FA CHING (4857)            ARADI
-THE CRUSHER 18-8050          23  20     125  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186      72 192  1  123  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 LOGAN 82-56039               25  41     123  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 SSSKAH 65-7059               34  37     122  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 FAT PANTS 82-39862           23  12     122  HAPPY HOLIDAYS (5924)      DWES EG
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           54  88     121  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
-APPLE 51-5169                36  14  1  121  FRUITS (5038)              TRICORUS
 SKULLWUNNY 84-19084          25  27  1  121  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 IRON SHACKLE 82-50451        19   5     121  DUNGEON CELL 75 (6158)     DWES EG
 GINI 66-3117                 36  43     120  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 VIPER 3-7087                 31  26     119  SERPENTS' HOLD (6111)      OSKSI
 COUNT IN THE CELLAR 18-8404  23  12  1  119  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           56  81  1  118  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 JACK STRAW 30-4722           26  23  1  118  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-ITCHY FROGGY 12-6803         20   8  1  118  KAOS FROGS (6109)          RIZTAB
-SYKLONE SEQUEL 41-4440       19  12  2  117  THE STORM FRONT (1504)     KATI-TEI
 CRATER FACE 1-8340           41  28     116  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
-COLGATE SMILE 28-4812        20   5     116  MY GENERATION (6166)       MORYA
 SHANK 15-5109                28  12     115  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
-BLUE BADGER 84-5186          23  14  2  115  FURRY FURY (6163)          BLACKSTONE
 PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   21  14  3  115  ARCANE GREATS FTF (6070)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PETER DAVISON 61-3552        34  45     114  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
-KOLBERT MOON 62-4596         30  21     111  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CALIS 56-3426                21  35     110  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 BOZO 42-4016                 37  73     109  CLOWNING AROUND (4923)     RODEKI
 BOWEN 15-5091                27  18     106  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
-FENWRIST 60-8844             27  22  2  105  RED DOG GANG (4466)        ARADI
 G-STRING 9-5560              24  10     105  HOT STUFF (5831)           ZUKAL
 SQUASH 33-6351               28  20  4  104  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 STEINBACH 30-4473            82 139     101  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
 TOMAS 56-749                 32  57  6  101  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      46  56  1  100  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 CHERRY 82-56032              28  38     100  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 WATSON 5-5132                23  15     100  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-VYNMORGATH 47-6646           14   1     100  KAOS (5808)                NORTH FORK
 INFERNO 62-4581              23   9      99  DISASTERS (6009)           VALAMANTIS
 LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 84-16737  19  10      99  DEVIATION BROWN (6188)     BLACKSTONE
 ANDRES 61-3645               22  17      98  BOMB SQUAD (6097)          JURINE
-JOHN DERE 16-5916            20  38      98  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 PINK TACO 24-4287            14   4      97  SWEET BLISS (5904)         ZORPUNT
-TRINITY 82-17006             11   5      97  MY TC'S (5235)             DWES EG
 ITALIAN STALLION 14-4399     27   5      96  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 ODDJOB 81-1766               21  11      95  BOND-AGE (6169)            SHADOWSPIRE
-GRIM LAUGHTER 13-5488        23  24  1   94  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 NELCH 84-19062               20  32  2   93  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 PAUL 18-7804                 29  18      92  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 WHERE 12-6872                28  25  2   91  GUESSING GAME (6139)       RIZTAB
-DORA T. EXPLORA 10-6007      24  16  3   91  ABOMINATION (3505)         KOLACT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584    69 120  2   90  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
-RIMA ADLER 42-4187           25  14  1   90  FLAGG'S FIVE (4579)        RODEKI
 FAITH 14-4750                25   5      90  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6145)        TOBIR
 DAWN 17-7248                 18   2  2   89  ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (6058)      ALJAFIR
-JOY 1-7701                   25  12      88  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
-GURGLES 18-10111             22  20  2   88  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HORNET 60-8800               25  36  2   87  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 PANTERA 82-56042             24  42  2   87  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 DEATH SKULK 98-3200          14   8  4   85  DEADLY STEPS (6131)        SYVYN'S HILL
 AFTERSHOCK 71-294            17  11      82  SLAMMA JAMMA (6170)        KYR'TERR
 LOCKED AND LOADED 84-20445   19   8      81  DEVIATION IIB (6154)       BLACKSTONE
 ORANGE O'CLOCK 74-4235       28  29      80  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 BERTHOLD 83-314              26  22  2   80  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 HALF PAST PI 74-4234         26  34      80  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 WILHELM SCREAM 47-7162       19   5  1   80  OTTODROME TW (6198)        NORTH FORK
 ARROGANT BASTARD 13-5494     18  16      80  MMM BEER (6167)            DULLENS
 CIRCE 41-3740                16   8      80  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
-CASIMIR PULASKI 29-5435      19  13      79  BOHICA (5708)              LAPUR
 BLUE 53-3042                 16   9      79  BREAKERS (3686)            KHALHUMS
 DARK HORSE 82-35085          23  25      78  AGAINST ALL ODDS (6016)    DWES EG
 FISH TACO 81-1687            22  16  1   78  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
 LITTLE DARLING 81-1700       22  17      78  SUMMERBORN (5853)          SHADOWSPIRE
 PERCIATELLI 3-7111           20  15  1   77  PASTA (5807)               OSKSI
-C-PAPPY 42-4646              21  11      74  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 NEGATIVE ONE 74-4265         18  19  2   74  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
 THE COOK MESSED UP 46-3919   18   9      74  BASH BROS. WAITRESS (6161) ARDIVENT
 SARA 44-1824                 17  12  1   74  MORE DESTROYERS (6184)     KRILL
 THONKORON 84-19064           24  28      73  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 BOLPH 84-19060               20  32  1   73  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512       20  21      72  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116        20   4      72  INK & STEEL RETRO (6155)   MALCORN
 DONT PAY RENT 19-5259        18   8      72  BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (5909)  ZUWAYZA
 SUE WEEEEE 84-16471          13   8      72  STATES OF MIND (6187)      BLACKSTONE
 VIPER 36-7544                19   4      69  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHAKE 82-30242               13   4      69  COLD (5728)                DWES EG
 NILES 47-5860                19  15  1   68  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 PHILLIP MORRIS 98-1698       14  26  4   67  CIGARETTES (5701)          SYVYN'S HILL
 111 74-4220                  27  39  2   66  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV
-JASMIN 52-4176               17  15      66  JADE WARRIORS (6195)       FRATSFA
-INUYASHA 59-2683             19   4  4   65  IMPROVED ILLUSION (6036)   ILLIS
 MAC THE SPOON 12-5279        17  14  1   65  THE SYNDICATE (5176)       RIZTAB
 SUPERIOR RROSTARR 33-5465    47  32      64  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 BLUR 53-612                  20  21      64  BREAKERS (3686)            KHALHUMS
-JEHAN 41-2262                18   8  2   64  FLAGG'S FIVE (4607)        KATI-TEI
 NYPD 41-3886                 18   7  1   64  FLAGG'S FIVE (4607)        KATI-TEI
 ALLANA LORIMER 1-8904        20   6  1   63  LOW ROAD 3 (6196)          MORDANT
-BRANDY 1-8584                13   0      63  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 DAVID TENNANT 61-3553        32  47      62  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
-GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         16  10      62  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
 FRANKLINS TOWER 30-4725      28  33  1   61  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CRIXUS 21-7100               24  27      60  BLOOD AND SAND (6171)      SUNSET
-CLERLEON 81-1796             16  11  1   60  LA PENTARCHIE (5519)       SHADOWSPIRE
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     23  17  1   59  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 POTATO BUG 60-8799           18  44  1   58  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
-HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO 3-7170   18   3  1   58  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
-PRIME MINISTER 60-6011       15  12      57  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (3918) ARADI
 REUNITED 14-4771             19  15  1   56  WU-TANG FOREVER (6151)     TOBIR
 SQUYER 25-4871               35  93      54  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 INVAR TELAO 75-1653          22  59  2   54  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-MUGSY 10-6029                15   7  1   53  THE CLUB (6090)            KOLACT
 BALLWIPE 84-19086            22  30      52  BULLIES (6142)             BLACKSTONE
 SIDEWINDER 36-7534           15   8  1   51  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
-ROBERT NETT 82-48793         15   6      51  MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (6193)  DWES EG
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      18  18      49  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 INK AND STEEL 6-6603         16  11  1   48  INK & STEEL FOREVER (6182) TRANSEL
 ROBERT OWENS 97-4199         11  12  3   48  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6073)    SHADOW GROVE
-FREE BALLOON 82-53447        11  14  1   48  HANGING LOOSE (6194)       DWES EG
-CANILIV KAT 11-7284          16  13  1   46  FURRY FURY (5840)          ARUAK CITY
 DOLGAN 56-751                22  56  3   44  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 HELP ON THE WAY 30-4717      19  73  2   39  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-NEEDS SALT 29-5206           18   8      39  BOHICA (5708)              LAPUR
 KATANA 9-5570                16  11      38  BATTEL BLADES (6173)       ZUKAL
 867-5309 74-4273             19  18  1   29  NUMB-ERS (5918)            DAYLA KIV

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Hot Flash!  The Face-to-Face Tourney will be in the 18th, 19th, and 20th of this
     month.  Get your strategies in by the 17th, please and thank you.

The top gladiator from Jade Mountain is a Zombie called Bubba?  How embarrassing. --
Invar Telao

     I actually walked past Bubba the other day.  He doesn't smell like a zombie, and
     that odd shade of flesh is makeup, I think.  Just as many gladiators have
     outlandish arena names, I think some have silly arena races, too. -- Galen

Galen -- Some otherwise worthy people, for reasons that doubtless seem good to
themselves, consider that the members of the Saarkastian family, respectable though
most of them are, have a certain lurking unseemliness about them.  Not those
unfortunates who are not citizens of Lirith Kai (aka Alastarians), perhaps, but there
lingers among Adantri, as a sort of faint perfume lingers in the wake of a lovely
lady, perhaps, a shadow of the wholly unfounded suggestion of involvement in the last
civil war but one.  While it is undeniably true that we of the Saarkastians are
descended, in some fashion not entirely clear, from the lamentably unscrupulous
Tarinian ten Usanar, who attempted to usurp the Dragon Throne and failed, as well he
should have done--it was a very long time ago, and it is equally if even more
unfortunately true that other descendants of that tainted, incompetent usurper have
made their own attempts, which have also failed through the favor of Mantor, the
Saarkastian family was NOT AMONG THEM.  But we are indelibly touched with the
blackest ink from that accursed brush, and no few among the prominent and influential
people of Lirith Kai feel that for any member of our humble and virtuous family to
put himself forward into the public eye is unseemly. -- Invar Telao ten Saarkastian

     Mr. Saarkastian -- I don't think people should be judged by what their ancestors
     did.  And in any case, when you go back a lot of generations, don't you then
     have a huge load of ancestors?  So what if a few of them were bad apples?  If
     the bad ones count, don't the good ones count, too? -- Galen

Incredible Speed -- I am honored to have had the oportunity to match my slender
skills against a more successful warrior from Jade Mountain, doubly honored to have
achieved victory through my unworthy efforts. -- Invar Telao

Hell Week -- Hmm.  Tough one for you.  Better luck next time. -- Flitchak

Almighty Bob -- Well, that was painful.  *sigh* -- Ssskah

Niles -- Good fight, on your part.  I had a morning head. -- Berthold

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OPRAHWINDFURY was viciously subdued by SCRAPPLE in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
JULIENNE was demolished by SMALL POX in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PETE MOSS devastated RED DAWG in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SILLY FILLY was devastated by ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
JOHNNY WALKER overpowered BLACK BREEZE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
HOLY SCHLITZ was handily defeated by INCISOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BALL PEIN was vanquished by CYCLOPS in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TAKANOHANA was overpowered by YELLOWJACKET in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE PHANTOM overpowered SAM ADAMS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
KYRA was subdued by CLUSTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
JETHRO unbelievably bested IPECAC in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge contest.
E. VICTOR bested SINISTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
KHITAI was viciously subdued by CINNIMON ROLLE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
TOO BIG TO FAIL devastated HONEST JILES in a exciting 4 minute uneven Challenge duel.
5 GOLDEN WARRIORS devastated PREDNIZONE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CONSPIRACY savagely defeated LLUPERIOR in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
CONFESSION was overpowered by THE NOTHING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WIMPY overpowered HUGH KASSLE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BAD TO THE BONE was overpowered by CAT IN THE HAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
HYDROPONICUS outwaited DENG FEI in a popular 10 minute Challenge contest.
SALLY RIDE was subdued by THRASHER MALONE in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
FARFALLE slimly lost to PORSCHE in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
SNOW PEA overpowered CONSTANCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
WILD FIRE vanquished SKIDMARK BUG in a action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DEXTER MORGAN handily defeated BEAST OF BURDEN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
MASTINA overpowered KOLACTAN KABOB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WARHEAD defeated SAMI in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
DEVIL DOG was savagely defeated by SLIPKNOT in a exciting 6 minute Challenge fight.
WAY OF THE WICKED overpowered DORIE MILLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
STRONG BAD was vanquished by KARATE WRECKER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOMESTAR was demolished by SPAWN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THE HAND OF DOG handily defeated THE TICK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DARLING TATIANA was demolished by ISSUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SUBPRIME RIB was overpowered by BOOZER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
CONFIDENCE was viciously subdued by DRUNK DENNIS in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SUGAR HILL GANG slimly won victory over BALANCE OF EARTH in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
TV ON THE RADIO viciously subdued SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SUI GENERIS devastated AMPUTATOR FROG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ASCARI handily defeated SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
BOZO was savagely defeated by SKULLWUNNY in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
DARK MAGICIAN vanquished ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
COUNT IN THE CELLAR handily defeated THE SMELL OF IT in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
HOLY SHIITAKE overpowered JACK STRAW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
QUARK overpowered PENICILLEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
WATSON was bested by SHANK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge conflict.
PHILLIP MORRIS was bested by DARK HORSE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
MAC THE SPOON viciously subdued BALLWIPE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
THE COOK MESSED UP was subdued by EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
BLUR was devastated by PINK TACO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PAUL luckily beat CIRCE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge fight.
BLUE devastated CRIXUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SUE WEEEEE vanquished INK AND STEEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LUCKY BROWN SEVENS demolished HALF PAST PI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
LOCKED AND LOADED viciously subdued SUPERIOR RROSTARR in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
NYPD was subdued by ARROGANT BASTARD in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
DONT PAY RENT overpowered INVAR TELAO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
INFERNO overpowered FISH TACO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
NILES was vanquished by DAWN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AFTERSHOCK subdued NEGATIVE ONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
GORTEK beat LEE LEE LO LEE in a exciting 1 minute match.
MISTY BLUE beat DELAWARE RUN in a popular 1 minute fight.
SCURVY LADY defeated METHODSOFRATIONALITY in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
PAIN PART 1 devastated MERCEDES in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM was demolished by FIBULARIS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS was overpowered by PAUL WIEDORFER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GONE TO GEORGIA was savagely defeated by THE ATOMIZER in a 2 minute conflict.
THOMAS FOWLER vanquished ROOT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HARLEY THE CADAVER viciously subdued SLAP HAPPY in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
BITTER EMPLOYEES overpowered BINGE N PURGE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KAORU MOTO overpowered TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
WHITE THUNDER was overpowered by CHIMLEVTAL SLIM in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
MIFFED SANDY narrowly defeated ARTHUR DEFRANZO in a exciting 3 minute gruesome match.
PORK ROLL vanquished CANNIBAL COOK in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven match.
KNEESPLITTER vanquished HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HAPPY APPLE was demolished by SOLSBURY HILL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TANNY was overpowered by UH-OH in a popular 1 minute gory uneven competition.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES beat MESSENGER BIRD in a 2 minute brutal bout.
MAYHEM vanquished ALMOND FISHER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
GANGPLANK RIDER was devastated by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
POOP SLINGER won victory over BART SIMPSON in a 2 minute struggle.
HAM BURGLAR overpowered FELAWESHIPE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
NORMAN BATES demolished BEER GOGGLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRAZY FINGERS vanquished DAY TURNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
CALYX was savagely defeated by EM in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
CHARLIE PATTON was vanquished by BLOOD PIE in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fray.
FLESH FLAYER slimly lost to ANTON CHIGURH in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
BAKED FRATSFA was beaten by SOVEREYN in a action packed 4 minute contest.
ORATHAI was handily defeated by JUNGLE JUICE in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHAINSAW VIGILANTE was beaten by FIRES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
WROTE THE BOOK demolished ASPARAGUS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
SLEEPS ALL DAY was viciously subdued by DIRK VLUG in a exciting 4 minute melee.
ROGAR THORFIN was defeated by ALICE BLUE in a 1 minute fight.
11TH COMMANDMENT was viciously subdued by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute match.
BUBBA bested KANA BALLISTIC in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.
EDDIE RICKENBACKER viciously subdued BARRY in a popular 3 minute brutal struggle.
MANUEL PEREZ narrowly defeated PYRAMID SCHEMER in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
BILLY MITCHELL overpowered FLITCHAK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BLUE handily defeated PRISONER 007 in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
CONCRETE bested ASHEN SHUGAR in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal match.
LEMON DROP won victory over TOM BAKER in a 2 minute contest.
SECOND WATCH bested TACK TACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
RANCID WAIF demolished WALTER EHLERS in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
HORTATOR vanquished EAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
IMMOLATION was devastated by CECIL BOLTON in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
EEK THE CAT subdued THE SUN in a exciting 2 minute match.
RELIGIOUS CULT overpowered DRY KEG in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE GREAT GAZOO was subdued by SHEWISH WHALER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
ROBERT DUNLAP demolished LIL NOIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
BOATSWAIN handily defeated PIMPED OUT BROOM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
FOUR OF SPADES overpowered HEMLOCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEAD MAN WALKING was outlasted by MAKTOR in a action packed 9 minute gruesome fight.
OTIS handily defeated GANGRENE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
LEO POWERS was subdued by GAFF in a popular 1 minute battle.
CARDINAL KRAKEN devastated HEMLOCK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
WEBBED BEAUS was overcome by BIGGLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
HOFFA savagely defeated ECHO in a popular 6 minute gory struggle.
HARLEQUIN savagely defeated A BALCONY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome struggle.
WARLORD lost to NO CHASER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
MOD COD handily defeated FURIOUS GORGE in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
BEAVER vanquished BLACKMAIL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched struggle.
SNAKE OIL SALESMAN beat MABUSHI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
CATIPILLAR overpowered -.... in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
BUDDERCUP was viciously subdued by REAPER in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
TUSCAN FLAME overpowered MAGICAL SHORTCUT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
KONGOL overpowered TRINKET in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
STING was handily defeated by SHAWNEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ONE devastated FURTIVE RETURNS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
ADDAI vanquished SHAVIOLA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FREEWHEEL BURNIN' narrowly defeated POLYJUICE TWINS in a exciting 4 minute match.
ALMIGHTY BOB handily defeated HELL WEEK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
KLINK devastated KATE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided competition.
ARTHUR BEYER overpowered LOGAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
NIGHTBINDER overpowered SLITHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
ERIK handily defeated HUGH GRANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MEMPHIS SLIM vanquished VIPER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZOMBIE PARENT viciously subdued GINI in a exciting 5 minute gory fight.
GANOOSH overpowered CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
G-STRING was overpowered by DAVID WAYBUR in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
PERCY QUIN 24 savagely defeated SSSKAH in a popular 7 minute brutal match.
SQUASH was overpowered by LUCIAN ADAMS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LOUD DRUNK overpowered HORNET in a action packed 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ICE PILOT demolished PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
CRATER FACE was viciously subdued by SASHA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
KING KONG overpowered ITALIAN STALLION in a popular 1 minute uneven struggle.
FAT PANTS won victory over ANDRES in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle.
DONNA overcame CHERRY in a exciting 1 minute competition.
PETER DAVISON was defeated by IRON SHACKLE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory match.
CALIS slimly lost to HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute contest.
THATDOGWILLBITEU subdued GREASESPOT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
BOWEN demolished LITTLE DARLING in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NELCH demolished DOLGAN in a 2 minute gory mismatched match.
TOMAS unbelievably bested SARA in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
STEINBACH slimly won victory over SQUYER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody contest.
THONKORON overpowered KATANA in a 1 minute uneven contest.
REUNITED was overpowered by ORANGE O'CLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WILHELM SCREAM viciously subdued SNAPPING TURTLE in a exciting 3 minute gory conflict.
BOLPH lost to FAITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
PERCIATELLI bested SIDEWINDER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
PURPLE DRAGON handily defeated INCREDIBLE SPEED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BERTHOLD overpowered FRANKLINS TOWER in a 1 minute uneven match.
PANTERA devastated 111 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
POTATO BUG devastated 867-5309 in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
ROBERT OWENS was vanquished by SHAKE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DAVID TENNANT was vanquished by WHERE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DEATH SKULK subdued VIPER in a popular 1 minute match.
ALLANA LORIMER was overpowered by ODDJOB in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR devastated HELP ON THE WAY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      89         LUNGING ATTACK   445 - 385 -  5      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  87         SLASHING ATTACK  113 - 101 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   31         AIMED BLOW       427 - 398 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 27         WALL OF STEEL    163 - 152 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     25         PARRY-LUNGE      116 - 113 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         TOTAL PARRY      118 - 135 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 20         PARRY-RIPOSTE     47 -  55 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         STRIKING ATTACK  108 - 142 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         BASHING ATTACK    60 -  90 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      27 -  42 -  0      39  |

Turn 689 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  8     WALL OF STEEL     14 - 17         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        53 - 36     PARRY-LUNGE       11 - 14         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    46 - 41     BASHING ATTACK     7 -  9         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY       10 - 13         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  6     
                              STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 17     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      SCRAPPLE 97-1961          106  63  3  524 WHY SELL THIS? (5315)
LUNGING ATTACK   PORK ROLL 97-1634          88  47  6  448 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)
AIMED BLOW       MIFFED SANDY 96-3444       38  19  3  321 BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (5913)
BASHING ATTACK   CYCLOPS 7-4625             44  48  2  262 BIG BAD (4401)
SLASHING ATTACK  POOP SLINGER 24-4478       39   7  0  249 LOOK OUT!! (6014)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345      175 110  2  245 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
WALL OF STEEL    GORTEK 60-5619             27  14  0  232 DWARVEN HEROES (5082)
TOTAL PARRY      PAIN PART 1 82-11616       18   9  1  225 LUROCIANS XIV (6044)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SECOND WATCH 35-4166       39  24  1  210 SEA DOGS (5865)
PARRY-STRIKE     TALKIN' CAMEL WAL 30-4586  78 111  2  195 GAMEHENDGE (5119)

The overall popularity leader is CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DENG FEI 54-84.  The ten other most popular fighters were ZOMBIE PARENT 
13-5345, CALIS 56-3426, PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478, ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867, DEAD MAN 
WALKING 42-4512, POLYJUICE TWINS 13-5347, CINNIMON ROLLE 31-5553, HOFFA 49-3185, 
CIRCE 41-3740, and SLAP HAPPY 60-6031.

The least popular fighter this week was HELP ON THE WAY 30-4717.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ALLANA LORIMER 1-8904, DAVID TENNANT 61-3553, ROBERT OWENS 
97-4199, 867-5309 74-4273, 111 74-4220, FRANKLINS TOWER 30-4725, INCREDIBLE SPEED 
75-476, REUNITED 14-4771, KATANA 9-5570, and LITTLE DARLING 81-1700.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  5 0  LAPUR(29)            2  3 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  2 0  IAYE(30)             6  9 0  ARADI(60)            7  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  9 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  5 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  3 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  6 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  5 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  5 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  5 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  4 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        4  5 0  
DULLENS(13)          4  6 0  KRILL(44)            0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  3 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          4  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         25 18 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  3 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       9  4 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   6  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     6  3 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          6  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      4  4 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHNNY WALKER 1-8203        46  31  2  255  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 EEK THE CAT 2-4110          50  22  0  219  THE FUNNY FARM (3112)      NIANIA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968    120  71  1  223  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040        52  50  0  183  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 WATSON 5-5132               23  15  0  100  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 INK AND STEEL 6-6603        16  11  1   48  INK & STEEL FOREVER (6182) TRANSEL
 CYCLOPS 7-4625              44  48  2  262  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413          52  48  0  205  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 INCISOR 9-5185              78  81  1  245  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 ADDAI 10-5951               32  26  0  191  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 ALMIGHTY BOB 11-7354        32  20  2  165  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
 SCURVY LADY 12-6783         43  33  0  224  SEA DOGS (5858)            RIZTAB
 METHODSOFRATIONALI 13-5387  39  31  0  198  HARRY POTTER AND THE (5890 DULLENS
 ITALIAN STALLION 14-4399    27   5  0   96  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 EM 15-3737                  43  59  1  219  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 DARLING TATIANA 16-5052     24  15  0  157  ARCHERS OF LOAF (5325)     WILLAF
 REAPER 17-7190              29  28  0  179  ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (6058)      ALJAFIR
 HARLEY THE CADAVER 18-5366  83 129  3  284  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 PETE MOSS 19-4968           81  39  2  248  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 THE PHANTOM 21-1447         78  49  4  271  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 STING 22-6863               25  20  1  145  SERPENTS HOLD (5921)       SOLVEN
 POOP SLINGER 24-4478        39   7  0  249  LOOK OUT!! (6014)          ZORPUNT
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            53  75  0  200  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 FLESH FLAYER 26-4751        72  49  1  203  ULTRA-VIOLENT (5654)       CALEAM
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605        32  18  0  205  BLUNT FORCE (6006)         LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480      139  79  2  302  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CINNIMON ROLLE 31-5553      40  14  1  228  ALL NIGHT LONG (5402)      CHIMLEVTAL
 FREEWHEEL BURNIN' 32-4245   32  15  1  175  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 BLUE 33-5776                32  24  1  215  PHILANTHROPISTS (5567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SECOND WATCH 35-4166        39  24  1  210  SEA DOGS (5865)            MURSKA
 KYRA 36-7316                58  22  1  198  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653      33  17  2  194  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
 DAY TURNER 40-4279          56  63  0  200  MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (5668)   ZENSU
 ROBERT DUNLAP 41-4378       67  48  0  218  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (5677)   KATI-TEI
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     72  35  3  212  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       92  62  0  285  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 SARA 44-1824                17  12  1   74  MORE DESTROYERS (6184)     KRILL
 IPECAC 45-3625              75  63  0  201  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 THE COOK MESSED UP 46-3919  18   9  0   74  BASH BROS. WAITRESS (6161) ARDIVENT
 JETHRO 47-5949              37  25  3  226  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185              138 231  0  209  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 TACK TACK 51-5555           30  19  1  180  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 TUSCAN FLAME 52-4153        25  13  0  177  PYROMANIA (5742)           FRATSFA
 WARLORD 53-722              36  27  0  177  THE UNHOLY ONES (1694)     KHALHUMS
 DENG FEI 54-84              35  36  4  199  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638            188 165  4  212  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867        37  37  5  179  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 BAD TO THE BONE 59-954      38  39  1  197  RAP ATTACKS (5837)         ILLIS
 GORTEK 60-5619              27  14  0  232  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
 TOM BAKER 61-3551           34  45  0  164  DOCTORS (5885)             JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       175 110  2  245  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SLITHER 63-2852             28  23  2  140  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917           44  82  0  161  UNDER DURESS (2999)        KURUKAR
 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624   37   9  2  217  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (5257 DAL SHANG
 MAKTOR 66-3115              35  31  0  220  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 CARDINAL KRAKEN 69-8569     41  19  1  205  BEASTS OF NEON (5898)      CIMMERIAC
 SUGAR HILL GANG 71-6416     22   9  2  180  RAP ATTACKS (5833)         KYR'TERR
 THRASHER MALONE 72-4847     31  26  0  196  TOURNEY TEAM (5194)        DRAGONHEAD
 MISTY BLUE 74-2944          47  26  2  264  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 BUBBA 75-3365               35  16  0  203  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569          21   9  0  207  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255       29  18  5  179  DOMINATION (4121)          LIN TIRIAN
 DEXTER MORGAN 81-452        42  36  0  197  DEVIATION (6177)           SHADOWSPIRE
 CLUSTER 82-28582            43  43  3  341  HALF A WORD (5818)         DWES EG
 BERTHOLD 83-314             26  22  2   80  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 SMALL POX 84-18995          23   2  0  235  KILLER DISEASES (6123)     BLACKSTONE
 MIFFED SANDY 96-3444        38  19  3  321  BLOOD ON THE SAND 3 (5913) OLD VALAMANTIS
 SCRAPPLE 97-1961           106  63  3  524  WHY SELL THIS? (5315)      SHADOW GROVE
 MAYHEM 98-1292              52  39  4  245  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5585)      SYVYN'S HILL
 HAM BURGLAR 99-1620         69  51  4  235  DUNGEON CELL S08C (5584)   SOUTH RIDGE