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Date   : 11/26/2013    Duedate: 12/09/2013

TALAHYA ARENA

DM 100    TURN 712

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 AESIR 3/1373         106   49   0 68.4      MIKE'S INK 62/4677
  2 THREAT LEVE 11/1450    7    4   0 63.6      THE BIZZLE 82/6299
    THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT 71/6360               7TH SANCTUM 13/6357
    THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT 82/6359               FUCHI OWNED 81/5530
  3-LUROCIANS X 82/6044  338  200   6 62.8      DARKSTALKER2 75/6280
  4 GOD SQUAD 1/6370    1133  722  12 61.1      THEIVES GUILD 61/4328
    BLUNT FORCE 29/6006                         THIEVES GUILD 60/4312
    DODEKATHEON 99/6315                         BETTER OFF DEAD 1/5660
    POKER GREATS 1/6208                       9 STREET PIZZA 18/786 1919 1316  21 59.3
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/6373                       MARKET CRASH 82/6345
    DWARVEN HEROES 60/5082                      UNDERRATED 2 82/5897
    ARCHERS OF LOAF 16/5325                     ANIMAL'S FARM 82/5823
    ARCANE GREATS MI 99/6189                    4-LETTER PIZZA 84/6160
    COLLEGE RADIO BG 97/5375                    DEAD LIKE ME 2 96/5526
    I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/6168                    HAPPY HOLIDAYS 82/5924
    THE SAVAGE KINKS 22/6372                    LBA:ELVIS FANS 82/5596
    ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/6070                   TEAM CARNAGE 2 98/5585
    INK & STEEL RETRO 15/6155                   TEAM CARNAGE 2 99/5583
    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/6247                   WHY SELL THIS? 97/5315
    THE MOTHERSHIP IV 82/6220                   4 LETTER WEATHER 82/6269
    INK & STEEL FOREVER 6/6182                  WEST PALM COURTS 82/5765
  5 ENZYMES 16/4982      899  587  12 60.5      4 LETTER TREASURE 82/6348
    RAPTURE 82/4961                             BLOODY RANDOMNESS 96/5376
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         MY FAVORITE ANIMAL 82/6284
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279
    TRIP TO TEMPE 82/5488                       THAT SPECIAL SMELL 82/5894
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/5418
    WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/4017                10 MISNOMERS 2/6210    1501 1044  15 59.0
  6 THEM 21/879         4467 2975  79 60.0      REALITY TV 11/6369
    BOOZE 1/5845                                ALL FINESSE 38/4746
    PASTA 3/5807                                HYBORIAN WAR 97/5915
    COLORS 76/3468                              JUST DESERTS 84/6229
    HEROES 77/3408                              CONSANGUINEOUS 8/5680
    DISASTER 24/5804                            FORMER BOSSES 84/6021
    HOT STUFF 9/5831                            GRATEFUL DEAD 98/6313
    DISASTERS 62/6009                           HANGING LOOSE 82/6194
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           NO RESPECT II 82/5343
    THE SEALS 14/2550                           TAUREN TRIBES 84/6302
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797
    CHURCH LADIES 7/5801                        SECOND BANANAS 47/5337
    HER BEST ASSETS 30/5880                     MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732
  7 042909A 2/5852      1051  705  10 59.9      AGAINST ALL ODDS 82/6016
    011808B 82/6075                          11 DARQUE AGES 81/5439   49   37   1 57.0
    011808F 71/6262                             DARQUE FORCES 47/6376
    040707H 82/5995                             LUNAE MILITES 28/6374
    062408P 84/6117                             DARQUE FORCES V 71/6379
    072707Y 82/6368                             DARQUE FORCES IV 71/6378
    072909G 84/6146                             DARQUE FORCES III 71/6377
    12/19/04F 82/5607                        12 RYAN'S HENC 18/3428   22   17   0 56.4
    DEADLY STEPS 98/6131                     13 LET'S DUEL! 17/5137  788  638   7 55.3
    DEADLY STEPS F3 96/6214                     NUMBERS GAME 31/4642
    IRATE FORMATIONS 3/5830                     INTO THE SWIM 97/5145
    ADVENTURE TIME 2 40/6201                    ALL NIGHT LONG 31/5402

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  8 BOND-AGE 81/6169     709  482   7 59.5      FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208
 14 THE TAKEN 29/1122    527  431   2 55.0      GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/5257
    SOUL WARRIORS 38/1586                    23 FEVER PITCH 21/3240  881  833   6 51.4
 15 KAOS 47/5808         312  255   4 55.0      BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800
    KAOS 82/5443                                GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/5064
    KAOS IV 82/5984                             WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433
    FURRY FURY 84/6163                       24 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1640   20   19   1 51.3
    KAOS 11-06 84/6365                       25 FOREIGN LEG 14/5424   20   19   0 51.3
    KAOS FROGS 12/6109                       26 FANGS 9/5444        3272 3177  23 50.7
    KAOS LORDS 84/6116                          MUSCLE MEN 3 16/6205
    BLOOD FROG 3 99/5991                        MEDAL OF HONOR 74/6355
    UNDEAD FROGS 18/6231                        MEDAL OF HONOR 4 99/5990
    BATTLE FROGS SO1 33/6307                    MEDAL OF HONOR 5 97/6073
 16 DEVIATION 21/5936    644  533   7 54.7      MEDAL OF HONOR A1 2/6000
    DEVIATION 46/6327                           MEDAL OF HONOR V 82/5825
    DEVIATION 81/6177                           OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
    DEVIATION 82/5717                           FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
    PYROMANIA 52/5742                           MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463
    PYROMANIA 82/5785                           MEDAL OF HONOR A3 24/5535
    DEVIATION D 84/6218                         MEDAL OF HONOR F1 43/5649
    RAP ATTACKS 71/5833                         MEDAL OF HONOR F7 26/5725
    SLAMMA JAMMA 71/6170                        MEDAL OF HONOR G1 40/5668
    STATE OF MIND 9/5841                        MEDAL OF HONOR H3 41/5677
    DEVIATION IIB 84/6154                       MEDAL OF HONOR J3 63/5723
    DEVIATION IIB 97/6212                       MEDAL OF HONOR J4 24/5720
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/1595                      MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437
    DA DOG POWNDAZ 55/6217                      MEDALS OF HONOR 2 99/5702
    DEVIATION BLUE 84/6249                      MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 84/6077
    DEVIATION XXIX 84/6301                      MEDAL OF HONOR A10 82/6193
    STATES OF MIND 84/6187                      MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 82/5694
    DEVIATION BROWN 84/6188                     MEDAL OF HONOR AA2 82/5407
    MORALS W/ METAPHORS 84/6240                 MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 82/5406
 17 PAWN OF PROP 25/895   42   35   1 54.5      MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II 84/5651
 18 MY MAIN MEN 11/1609  174  150   2 53.7   27 TEAM W 98/5988       673  663   6 50.4
    MY MAIN MEN 84/6354                         ENIGMA 1 82/5947
    A PROPER SALUTE 84/6332                     SCRABBLE 65/6326
    DEALER'S CHOICE 42/6285                     TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
 19 SEA DOGS 33/5864     853  761   6 52.9      OLD SCHOOL 41/5128
    SEA DOGS 35/5865                            SUMO BASHO 77/6043
    DUNGEON CELL 42/5683                        HOMESTAR & CO 9/5911
    SHEWISH BUFFET 15/6371                      OTTO'S DINER 81/5803
    SHEWISH BUFFET 26/5997                      OTTODROME TW 47/6198
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/6183                      NEED FOR SPEED 96/6069
    SHEWISH BUFFET 65/6064                      EVERYDAY PEOPLE 10/6251
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/6144                      EXPLODING SHEEP 84/6300
    DUNGEON CELL 32 84/6283                  28 LADIES 82/4778        53   53   0 50.0
 20 HAREM 25/4460        124  113   1 52.3      THE MENTORS 10/1444
    A UNIT XI 82/3879                           THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 10/6272
    A UNIT XII 82/3826                       29 EVIL 82/5487        2446 2456  24 49.9
 21 COLOR ME SU 42/4426 2068 1938  27 51.6      FANTASIA 1/4914
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     DERANGED 6 97/5782
 22 BIG BAD 7/4401       263  247   5 51.6      DOMINATION 78/4121
    SHEPHERDS 18/1774                           TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477
    BASH BROS CARS 25/6202                      CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
    BASH BROS PARK 47/6306                      MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899
    ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/5118                     BUBBA LOVES CHESS 38/4900
    CLOWNING AROUND 42/4923                     STONED ROOKIES 14 82/6095
    MIGHTY MORALS II 1/5889                  30 THE OPERA 47/6246   1099 1106  14 49.8
    NEXT GENERATION 18/4678                     SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757
    BASH BROS HAIRCUT 72/6257                   SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/4578
    FOUND IN THE SAND 32/4237                   SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
    BASH BRO HOUSEMATE 19/5909               31 DA BULLS 13/6024     789  804   4 49.5
    SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/4383                  MMM BEER 13/6167

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
    BASH BROS. WAITRESS 46/6161                 MMM BEER! 13/6263
    SERPENTS HOLD 2/5939                        EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/6367
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/6145                     42 STINKY OCCU 96/3008  124  183   2 40.4
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 65/6065                     43 CASTAWAYS 65/5749    576  893   3 39.2
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 75/6027                        SUDDENLY, THE VAN 83/6114
    PARKING LOT 3 25/6127                    44 CATS 82/5959        1088 1832  11 37.3
    PARKING LOT 4 74/6268                       FOOD 81/6172
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/5921                       MEDS 43/4924
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/6243                       BULLIES 84/6142
    SERPENTS HOLD 29/5934                       EMETICS 45/5033
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/5958                       MEANIES 84/6256
    SERPENTS' HOLD 3/6111                       HALFWITS 84/6147
    SERPENT'S HOLD 46/1705                      THE CITY 12/4918
    SERPENTS HOLD 2 9/5999                      STRIPPERS 82/5996
    SERPENTS HOLD! 10/6096                      BUMS 'R' US 60/4507
    SERPENTS' HOLD 15/6076                      HAPLESS WAIF 8/5949
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/6058                      PARTY GEEKS 74/4925
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/5848                      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
    KILLER DISEASES 84/6123                     TEENY BOPPERS 84/6164
    SERPENTS HOLD 2 51/5961                     CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
    SERPENTS HOLD 113 63/6059                45 TRIBE 24/6320        393  667   5 37.1
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/2933                  RUN DMC 1/6287
 32 RHYME TYME 55/1881   236  248   1 48.8      PEARL JAM 4/6244
    THE SEUSS HEUSS 24/3432                     BLUE NOTE 12/6204
 33 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119  1451 1550  15 48.4      CRITICALS 75/6106
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        AL BUMS VI 84/6295
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                BOMB SQUAD 61/6097
 34 COMIC BOOK  62/4645  842  925   9 47.7      BOMB SQUAD 66/3779
 35 TREKKERS 29/5861     263  291   3 47.5      STILLMATIC 36/6297
    BLOOD AND SAND 21/6171                      DELTA BLUES 30/4115
    THE HITCHHIKERS 11/5946                     SAY MY NAME 25/6165
 36 WALI'S FINE 19/5908   19   21   0 47.5      SUMMERTEETH 33/6292
    TITANS RIP-OFF 82/5771                      THE 27 CLUB 46/6215
 37 F IS FOR...  3/6245   69   78   3 46.9      UNNAMEABLES 60/6153
    ORCISH IDIOMS 8/6186                        MEN OF STEEL 56/4093
    HOOKED ON COFFEE 5/6290                     BLACK AND BLUES 6/6227
    UGLY URBAN ORCS 28/6260                     IT WAS WRITTEN 84/6362
 38 TERMINUS 15/5903      10   12   0 45.5      WU-TANG FOREVER 14/6151
 39 GENERATION X 3/5712  198  250   3 44.2      INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/6209
    MY GENERATION 28/6166                    46 SPACE ACTIO 72/3689   31   53   0 36.9
    ALASKAN PIPELINE 47/6007                    WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! 31/6375
    MIDNIGHT GREMLINS 36/6337                47 ASIAN INVAS 54/5974   50   92   0 35.2
    STORMY'S TROOPERS I 17/6366              48 STORIES 49/2835     1257 2383  18 34.5
 40 BATTEL BLADE 9/6173   34   43   1 44.2      UNDER DURESS 64/2999
 41 WHO DA MAN? 12/5368   79  109   0 42.0      GUESSING GAME 12/6139
    FEAR FACTORY 61/2926                        BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421
    FEAR FACTORY 82/4425

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, Talahyans.

We had one hundred eighty-one fights today, which is even more than last cycle.
     I'd like to thank Wimpy once again for his excellent column last cycle.  This
time around, Wimpy isn't with us but we have Segal.  CINNIMON ROLLE (31-5553) (56-20-
1,262) of ALL NIGHT LONG challenged SEGAL (14-3779) (62-28-0,352) of THE SEALS.
CINNIMON ROLLE was overpowered by SEGAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title
melee.  Of course, Segal is our top Slasher.
     I'm sorry to report that one member of the arena was slain today.  Let's all
raise a toast to Loud Drunk.  LOUD DRUNK (74-3554) (65-94-1,168) of PARTY GEEKS
fought KATANA (9-5570) (28-21-0,138) of BATTEL BLADES.  LOUD DRUNK was killed by
KATANA in an action packed 1 minute bout.

Today we had the pleasure of watching four Tournament Victor challenge fights!
     WAY OF THE WICKED (82-33235) (32-23-1,213) of DEVIATION TV challenged SINISTER
(82-3298) (38-44-0,213) of EVIL.  WAY OF THE WICKED devastated SINISTER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.
     LOCKED AND LOADED (84-20445) (31-18-0,192) of DEVIATION IIB TV challenged
SMITTEN SIN (82-55312) (31-25-0,196) of KAOS IV.  LOCKED AND LOADED demolished
SMITTEN SIN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     THE WAD O' GAS (82-13378) (39-17-0,205) of ENIGMA 1 TV challenged BIGGLES (60-
6032) (84-102-1,210) of BUMS 'R' US.  THE WAD O' GAS viciously subdued BIGGLES in a
popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
     CONFIDENCE (8-4894) (49-38-1,185) of CONSANGUINEOUS TV challenged INFERNO (62-
4581) (33-19-0,187) of DISASTERS.  CONFIDENCE narrowly defeated INFERNO in a 3 minute
Challenge competition.

     The Unknown Spymaster has revealed that he is paid ten pieces of gold per spy
report.  When you think about all the reports he writes, that is one wealthy golem.
I only write one report every two weeks, but I wouldn't mind being paid ten gold
coins for it.
     Our Overall Popularity Leader is... Slap Happy, of course.  SLAP HAPPY (60-6031)
(61-124-0,188) of BUMS 'R' US fought MABUSHI (9-5548) (43-44-0,177) of SERPENTS HOLD
2.  SLAP HAPPY subdued MABUSHI in an action packed 2 minute bout.  Hmm.

And now, let's look at the stylemasters.
     Top-ranked Striker is Warhead.  WARHEAD (82-13913) (64-32-1,344) of PYROMANIA
fought LLUPERIOR (33-6529) (48-41-1,195) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y.  WARHEAD devastated
LLUPERIOR in an exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
     Our very best Basher is Delaware Run.  DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (114-69-5,286) of
COLOR ME SUAVE fought BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (81-105-0,196) of BUMS 'R' US.  DELAWARE
RUN overpowered BUDDERCUP in an exciting 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
     Our premier Aimed Blow is Paul Wiedorfer.  PAUL WIEDORFER (24-4876) (87-26-
1,263) of MEDAL OF HONOR J4 fought SLEEPS ALL DAY (30-4603) (85-103-1,210) of
GAMEHENDGE.  PAUL WIEDORFER vanquished SLEEPS ALL DAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided
struggle.
     The highest Lunger is Holy Schlitz.  HOLY SCHLITZ (41-4052) (69-57-2,268) of OLD
SCHOOL fought EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE (30-4584) (84-127-2,191) of THE A'S -- LOSERS II.
HOLY SCHLITZ viciously subdued EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in an exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
     Top Parry-Lunger is Lazy Lookout.  LAZY LOOKOUT (42-4504) (63-47-3,247) of
DUNGEON CELL fought JACK DANIELS (41-3947) (32-16-0,211) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE.  LAZY
LOOKOUT demolished JACK DANIELS in an action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
     Our best Wall of Steel is Issus.  ISSUS (25-1745) (42-14-0,254) of PAWN OF
PROPHECY fought DIRK VLUG (99-1956) (56-66-4,205) of MEDALS OF HONOR 2.  ISSUS
viciously subdued DIRK VLUG in an action packed 4 minute gory contest.
     The most amazing Total Parry in Talahya is Hugh Kassle.  HUGH KASSLE (84-4988)
(42-53-1,222) of FORMER BOSSES challenged DUSK (38-2887) (59-39-0,250) of SOUL
WARRIORS.  HUGH KASSLE luckily beat DUSK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge
competition.
     Best Parry-Riposte is Ascari.  PHIL HELLMUTH (1-7842) (34-13-1,186) of POKER
GREATS fought ASCARI (96-3716) (32-26-4,204) of NEED FOR SPEED.  PHIL HELLMUTH was
subdued by ASCARI in a 2 minute duel.  I'd like to put in a good word for Parry-
Riposte style fighters.  This is a very underrated style, I think.  Although they do
need a very high intelligence and deftness... and fighters with those attributes
might thrive even better using a different style...
     And our top-ranked Parry-Striker is Spyder.  SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (53-40-0,190)
of SEA DOGS fought SPYDER (61-2675) (28-21-0,196) of THEIVES GUILD.  SHARK BAIT was
narrowly defeated by SPYDER in an exciting 9 minute battle.

     Have you had enough yet?  I have, and they've asked me to hurry because of a
feast day coming up.  So... farewell for another two weeks, my friends and fellow
Talahyans.

Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEGAL 14-3779                63  28     383  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WARHEAD 82-13913             65  32  1  358  PYROMANIA (5785)           DWES EG
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492           95  78  4  313  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        115  69  5  296  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876       88  26  1  274  MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (5720)   ZORPUNT
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052         70  57  2  274  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
-OOPS SWEATER 82-56109        27  32  1  270  011808B (6075)             DWES EG
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504         64  47  3  266  DUNGEON CELL (5683)        RODEKI
 ISSUS 25-1745                43  14     262  PAWN OF PROPHECY (895)     LYRATILAN
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      36  14  2  259  SHEWISH BUFFET (6144)      LIN TIRIAN
 KHAKI 76-2305                57  33  1  256  COLORS (3468)              SIMTAKKA
 MOD COD 55-2638             204 172  4  254  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613       32  26     254  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567        59  67     248  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
-SECOND WATCH 35-4166         51  33  1  245  SEA DOGS (5865)            MURSKA
 JOHNNY WALKER 1-8203         63  37  2  242  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        191 117  2  240  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819         74 105  1  238  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 HUGH KASSLE 84-4988          43  53  1  238  FORMER BOSSES (6021)       BLACKSTONE
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     141  73  1  237  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SUI GENERIS 38-4444          50  36     235  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       180 142  3  234  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 INCISOR 9-5185               93  89  1  234  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 CONFESSION 8-4895            50  45     234  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 BLOWS 82-40784               16   7  1  231  4 LETTER WEATHER (6269)    DWES EG
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572      50  44  5  230  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 TRINKET 29-5517              48  44  1  230  SERPENTS HOLD (5934)       LAPUR
 ODDJOB 81-1766               34  21     230  BOND-AGE (6169)            SHADOWSPIRE
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040         66  59     227  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 GAD 18-9239                  51  52  1  227  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
-ROAD TRIPPIN 3-7081          34  21  1  227  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 BALL PEIN 1-8379             68  41  4  226  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-KARATE WRECKER 60-6693       47  37     226  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 MICHAEL SCARN 11-1973         3   1     225  THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGH (1450)ARUAK CITY
 WAY OF THE WICKED 82-33235   33  23  1  224  DEVIATION (5717)           DWES EG
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072       43  21  4  221  SHEWISH BUFFET (6064)      DAL SHANG
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789          85 137  2  220  FOUND IN THE SAND (4237)   ARVAT
 MAYHEM 98-1292               68  46  4  220  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5585)      SYVYN'S HILL
 THE COOK MESSED UP 46-3919   30  20     220  BASH BROS. WAITRESS (6161) ARDIVENT
 JOHNNY ENGLISH 11-1618        3   1     220  THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGH (1450)ARUAK CITY
-FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923         56  49     219  IRATE FORMATIONS (5830)    OSKSI
 CALIS 56-3426                34  45     218  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      133 100  1  217  THE SEUSS HEUSS (3432)     ZORPUNT
 DEVIL DOG 41-4479            35  28  1  217  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 ASCARI 96-3716               33  26  4  217  NEED FOR SPEED (6069)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 STEINBACH 30-4473            92 152     216  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
-PAIN PART 1 82-11616         31  18  2  216  LUROCIANS XIV (6044)       DWES EG
 ASPARAGUS 82-38983           27  35  1  216  UNDERRATED 2 (5897)        DWES EG
 FREE BALLOON 82-53447        29  18  1  215  HANGING LOOSE (6194)       DWES EG
 GORTEK 60-5619               41  23     214  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
 BAKED FRATSFA 26-4818        40  37     213  SHEWISH BUFFET (5997)      CALEAM
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      105  53  3  212  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ALMIGHTY BOB 11-7354         44  31  2  212  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569           32  21     212  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 CONSPIRACY 9-4649            60  39  1  211  STATE OF MIND (5841)       ZUKAL
 CECIL BOLTON 82-42248        57  52     211  MEDAL OF HONOR V (5825)    DWES EG
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      40  17     211  ENIGMA 1 (5947)            DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE PHANTOM 77-2605          29  12     211  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 SCREAMING VOMIT 11-4209      21  10  1  211  WAY TOO MUCH BEER (4017)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE PHANTOM 21-1447          98  51  4  210  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 THE ATOMIZER 18-7753         57  32     210  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 CYCLOPS 7-4625               49  51  2  210  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182     44  50     210  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 LOCKED AND LOADED 84-20445   32  18     210  DEVIATION IIB (6154)       BLACKSTONE
 TORRI 82-22851               29  17     210  LADIES (4778)              DWES EG
 I-10 82-5256                 18  10     210  TRIP TO TEMPE (5488)       DWES EG
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          125 150  1  209  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583     83 107  1  209  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183        55  28  5  209  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
 KHITAI 97-3592               44  36  5  209  HYBORIAN WAR (5915)        SHADOW GROVE
 SPYDER 61-2675               29  21     209  THEIVES GUILD (4328)       JURINE
 SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 47-6934  25   7     209  THE OPERA (6246)           NORTH FORK
 BILLY MITCHELL 82-17798      91 121  2  207  MEDAL OF HONOR AA3 (5406)  DWES EG
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603       85 104  1  207  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-BUBBA 75-3365                49  23     207  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DAWN 17-7248                 34   9  2  207  ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (6058)      ALJAFIR
 AFTERSHOCK 71-294            32  19     207  SLAMMA JAMMA (6170)        KYR'TERR
 SIMABU 72-4426               29  10     207  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 SMOKE 68-5868                65  60     206  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (2933)  FIREHOLD
 DARK HORSE 82-35085          37  33     206  AGAINST ALL ODDS (6016)    DWES EG
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718          76 102  1  205  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DOMINION 98-2058             36  34  3  205  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (5848)      SYVYN'S HILL
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      34  42  4  205  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 11TH COMMANDMENT 31-5453     33  28  1  205  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BIGGLES 60-6032              84 103  1  204  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SHAWNEE 82-56029             41  48  4  204  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648         88  93  1  203  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
-BEAR FOOT 35-3716            65  41  2  203  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DIRK VLUG 99-1956            56  67  4  203  MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (5702)   SOUTH RIDGE
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968          56  79     203  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544      32  30  1  203  PARKING LOT 3 (6127)       LYRATILAN
 TV ON THE RADIO 97-2519      42  40  5  202  COLLEGE RADIO BG (5375)    SHADOW GROVE
 AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206       33  28  4  202  BLOOD FROG 3 (5991)        SOUTH RIDGE
 LATKA 47-6940                27  15  2  202  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
-NEVER FOREVER 18-9308        26   7  1  202  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 DEXTER MORGAN 81-452         57  44     201  DEVIATION (6177)           SHADOWSPIRE
 CONFIDENCE 8-4894            50  38  1  201  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 SHADOW BLADE 46-2972         49  33  6  201  SERPENT'S HOLD (1705)      ARDIVENT
 STRONG BAD 9-5140            38  23     201  HOMESTAR & CO (5911)       ZUKAL
 STING 22-6863                31  37  1  201  SERPENTS HOLD (5921)       SOLVEN
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456     28  17  1  201  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
-CATASTROPHE 71-6273          17   4  1  201  THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGH (6360)KYR'TERR
 SOVEREYN 25-4870             60  91     200  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 CINNIMON ROLLE 31-5553       56  21  1  200  ALL NIGHT LONG (5402)      CHIMLEVTAL
 CATIPILLAR 60-8801           48  37  1  200  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 84-16737  30  22     200  DEVIATION BROWN (6188)     BLACKSTONE
 HARD CORE 43-3023            23  11  1  200  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586   90 122  2  199  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967            81 106     199  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 CRATER FACE 1-8340           56  35     199  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 RICHARD RAMIREZ 11-2325      39  38     199  MY MAIN MEN (1609)         ARUAK CITY
 SLITHER 63-2852              38  36  2  199  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 BLUE BADGER 84-5186          32  26  2  199  FURRY FURY (6163)          BLACKSTONE
 BLUE OYSTER 84-16749         24  12     199  DEVIATION BLUE (6249)      BLACKSTONE
 DUSK 38-2887                 59  40     198  SOUL WARRIORS (1586)       CLIFFHOME
 ROGAR THORFIN 78-2255        41  29  5  198  DOMINATION (4121)          LIN TIRIAN
 SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711          37  25  2  198  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 TOMAS 56-749                 41  71  6  197  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 METRON 72-3686               40  33     197  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 FLAT TIRE 25-5557            32  11     197  BASH BROS CARS (6202)      LYRATILAN
 FAT PANTS 82-39862           30  28     197  HAPPY HOLIDAYS (5924)      DWES EG
 BEAVER 82-39056              67  40  1  196  ANIMAL'S FARM (5823)       DWES EG
-TING-TING 81-776             43  27     196  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 SLAYER 3 10-2530             38  26  1  196  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 SUGAR HILL GANG 71-6416      33  21  2  196  RAP ATTACKS (5833)         KYR'TERR
 JOYCE 25-4387                31  19     196  HAREM (4460)               LYRATILAN
 DAVID WAYBUR 84-5954         31  38     196  MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (5651)BLACKSTONE
 ODIN 3-3343                  19   7  1  196  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 OPAL RAVIOLI 71-6687         12   9     196  011808F (6262)             KYR'TERR
 OH WELL 10-2205              41  39  4  195  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            48  42  1  194  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (4578)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540       48  73     194  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 ADDAI 10-5951                40  41  1  194  SERPENTS HOLD! (6096)      KOLACT
 DARLING TATIANA 16-5052      36  26     194  ARCHERS OF LOAF (5325)     WILLAF
 SMALL POX 84-18995           35  13     194  KILLER DISEASES (6123)     BLACKSTONE
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         32  17     194  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (6168)    KATI-TEI
 ALMOND FISHER 99-2846        27  35  4  194  MEDAL OF HONOR 4 (5990)    SOUTH RIDGE
 HOFFA 49-3185               146 246     193  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031           62 124     193  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 ASHEN SHUGAR 56-1867         45  52  5  193  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 MR. SPOCK 29-5380            40  36  1  193  TREKKERS (5861)            LAPUR
 GANOOSH 75-3389              39  35     193  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SINISTER 82-3298             38  45     193  EVIL (5487)                DWES EG
 MASTINA 99-2481              37  33  5  193  ARCANE GREATS MI (6189)    SOUTH RIDGE
 ARGINASE 16-4137             18  17  2  193  ENZYMES (4982)             WILLAF
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584    84 128  2  192  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
 CHARLIE PATTON 30-3911       59  36     192  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           53  41     192  SEA DOGS (5864)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             46  35  2  192  DARQUE AGES (5439)         SHADOWSPIRE
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635       37   8  3  192  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 INKED PIG 15-5112            33  15     192  INK & STEEL RETRO (6155)   MALCORN
 MERCEDES 82-56033            44  45     191  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 CAO ZHENG 54-85              47  45  6  190  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 DENG FEI 54-84               47  47  4  190  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 BEAST OF BURDEN 82-46432     30  28  1  190  STONED ROOKIES 14 (6095)   DWES EG
 THE CREEPER 29-2738          72  41  2  189  THE TAKEN (1122)           LAPUR
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457       51  53  4  189  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 ERIK 56-3399                 36  54     189  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 SNAPPING TURTLE 4-6512       34  30     189  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842         34  14  1  188  POKER GREATS (6208)        MORDANT
 SMITTEN SIN 82-55312         31  26     188  KAOS IV (5984)             DWES EG
 SIDEWINDER 36-7534           29  17  1  188  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 SUE WEEEEE 84-16471          23  15     188  STATES OF MIND (6187)      BLACKSTONE
 STARGRITS 28-3714            17   8  1  188  UGLY URBAN ORCS (6260)     MORYA
 WALTER EHLERS 3-6675         77 111  1  187  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 26-4767     63  61  2  187  MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (5725)   CALEAM
 INFERNO 62-4581              33  20     187  DISASTERS (6009)           VALAMANTIS
 ALYSSA 82-656                32  35     187  A UNIT XII (3826)          DWES EG
 POMPEII 84-13227             27  16     187  DEVIATION D (6218)         BLACKSTONE
-REPRISAL 82-14465            22  13  1  187  THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGH (6359)DWES EG
 MANUEL PEREZ 24-4759        110  59  2  186  MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (5535)   ZORPUNT
 IPECAC 45-3625               84  77     186  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 MACEO 81-928                 35  30  1  186  FUCHI OWNED (5530)         SHADOWSPIRE
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985          28  36     186  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
-SHARD OF STONE 82-45615      40  24     185  KAOS (5443)                DWES EG
 SAMI 82-56043                37  52     185  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 RANCID WAIF 8-4413           67  56     184  HAPLESS WAIF (5949)        ARKERS
 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624    41  16  2  184  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (5257)DAL SHANG
 HOMESTAR 9-5143              40  24  3  184  HOMESTAR & CO (5911)       ZUKAL
-SHANK 15-5109                34  27     184  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
 SASHA 65-7111                33  32     183  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6065)        DAL SHANG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEMON DROP 33-6685           76 110  2  182  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOSH 18-9109                 43  39     182  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 GANGRENE 82-30731            37  31     182  THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5894)  DWES EG
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754         39  17  1  181  TREKKERS (5861)            LAPUR
 ONUPHRE 31-3385              37  47  1  181  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 LUCIAN ADAMS 84-28187        33   7  1  181  MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (6077)  BLACKSTONE
-VYNMORGATH 47-6646           17   3  1  181  KAOS (5808)                NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206     40  40  5  180  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (5376)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MAKTOR 66-3115               40  49     180  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 BOOZER 13-5407               39  42  1  180  DA BULLS (6024)            DULLENS
 CHERRY 82-56032              37  52     180  STRIPPERS (5996)           DWES EG
 PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM 40-4214   33  11     180  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 KATANA 9-5570                29  21  1  180  BATTEL BLADES (6173)       ZUKAL
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198         33   4  1  179  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (6247)   DAL SHANG
 GREASESPOT 60-5964           63 102     178  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 RUTH 18-10121                37  29     178  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 WATSON 5-5132                33  28     178  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 BOZO 42-4016                 53  80     177  CLOWNING AROUND (4923)     RODEKI
 BALISONG 22-6847             34  37     177  SERPENTS HOLD (5921)       SOLVEN
 DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417        33  31     177  LET'S DUEL! (5137)         ALJAFIR
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925          27  32     177  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 MABUSHI 9-5548               43  45     176  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5999)     ZUKAL
 TACK TACK 51-5555            38  34  1  176  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 PERCIATELLI 3-7111           32  23  1  176  PASTA (5807)               OSKSI
 PUMPING ON STEELE 82-33221   26  35     176  NO RESPECT II (5343)       DWES EG
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775   70  72  2  175  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 MEMPHIS SLIM 30-3909         35  51  1  175  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE
-G-STRING 9-5560              29  21     175  HOT STUFF (5831)           ZUKAL
 NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887     22  12  2  175  DEALER'S CHOICE (6285)     RODEKI
 SNOOKUMS 82-610              38  36     174  A UNIT XI (3879)           DWES EG
 DRAUGHT DODGER 12-5209       33  12     174  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 JAMES MADISON 99-1268        41  29  4  173  DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (5418) SOUTH RIDGE
 ANDRES 61-3645               32  30     172  BOMB SQUAD (6097)          JURINE
 WILHELM SCREAM 47-7162       33  14  1  171  OTTODROME TW (6198)        NORTH FORK
 ROBERT OWENS 97-4199         22  24  3  171  MEDAL OF HONOR 5 (6073)    SHADOW GROVE
 SPIKE 14-4764                21   6     171  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6145)        TOBIR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185      31  38     170  ALASTARIAN IDOL (5118)     KOLACT
 LUNKPOOF 84-19085            30  45     170  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 DEATH CURTAINS 96-4161       14  17  5  170  DEADLY STEPS F3 (6214)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623   36  56  1  168  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (5257)DAL SHANG
 ITALIAN STALLION 14-4399     36  19     168  FOREIGN LEGION (5424)      TOBIR
 COUNT IN THE CELLAR 18-8404  31  16  1  166  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 FROST BITE 84-5928           28  22  3  165  KAOS LORDS (6116)          BLACKSTONE
-HAVOK TWELVE 82-48504         9   3     165  040707H (5995)             DWES EG
 HEMLOCK 2-5654               46  43     164  SERPENTS HOLD (5939)       NIANIA
 KLINK 30-4647                43  51     164  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237)IAYE
 FISH TACO 81-1687            33  28  1  164  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
-COLGATE SMILE 28-4812        27  12     164  MY GENERATION (6166)       MORYA
 ZEDS DEAD BABY 81-1258       33  39  1  163  DEVIATION (6177)           SHADOWSPIRE
-LUIGI 6-5142                 37  53  2  162  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (4383) TRANSEL
 CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS 41-4080  31  16     162  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
-JUNEAU DAWNING 47-7045       20   8  1  161  ALASKAN PIPELINE (6007)    NORTH FORK
 BOWEN 15-5091                36  32     160  SERPENTS' HOLD (6076)      MALCORN
 SCALES 26-4934               28   8     159  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 KING KONG 38-2660            59  70  2  158  BUBBA LOVES CHESS (4900)   CLIFFHOME
 ROBERT NETT 82-48793         26  17     158  MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (6193)  DWES EG
 HOFFA 60-7713                64 135     157  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 SKULLWUNNY 84-19084          31  44  2  156  TEENY BOPPERS (6164)       BLACKSTONE
 KALAHARI 84-5015             16  11  1  156  JUST DESERTS (6229)        BLACKSTONE
 ARROGANT BASTARD 13-5494     32  25     155  MMM BEER (6167)            DULLENS
 FALLSWORTH 33-2427           22  10     155  OBSIDIAN HALL (1640)       NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KULGAN 56-4268               25  33  3  154  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 INK AND STEEL 6-6603         27  23  1  153  INK & STEEL FOREVER (6182) TRANSEL
-FREQUENT FLAYER 3-7027       21   2     153  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 THE TICK 12-5659             71  77     151  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554           65  95  1  151  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 STREGOICA 75-3203            20   5     151  DARKSTALKER2 (6280)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIS BOOM BAA 84-19510        19  12     151  EXPLODING SHEEP (6300)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GINI 66-3117                 47  55     150  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 ROCK GLAS HUT FUN 8-4851     37  37  4  150  ORCISH IDIOMS (6186)       ARKERS
 JACK STRAW 30-4722           32  40  2  150  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 TUNA SALAD 74-4255           23   6  1  150  PARKING LOT 4 (6268)       DAYLA KIV
 Q MARK 60-8880               28  23     147  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 NO CHASER 33-6490            63  93     145  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 DONT PAY RENT 19-5259        28  21     145  BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (5909)  ZUWAYZA
 GRAVE ROBBER 84-5984         21   9  1  144  DUNGEON CELL 32 (6283)     BLACKSTONE
-MAGGOT DODGER 84-4231        12   5     143  062408P (6117)             BLACKSTONE
 BEDDER 18-10043              32  45  2  142  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         32  27     142  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
-BLUE BUTTERFLY 62-3642       11   4     141  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917            48 101     140  UNDER DURESS (2999)        KURUKAR
-THE CRUSHER 18-8050          29  25     140  NEXT GENERATION (4678)     TALCAMA
 ITCHY FROGGY 12-6803         24  19  1  140  KAOS FROGS (6109)          RIZTAB
 LOGAN 82-56039               30  59  1  139  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 BALLWIPE 84-19086            37  38     138  BULLIES (6142)             BLACKSTONE
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         28  28  1  138  OTTO'S DINER (5803)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SSSKAH 65-7059               40  54  1  136  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 ZEBRA 82-31553               11   8  1  136  MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (6284)  DWES EG
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186      80 207  1  135  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 EMERALD TWIST 82-37689       20   8     135  THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6220)   DWES EG
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298           51 102  1  131  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 COME GET SOME 84-26614       20   9     130  DEVIATION XXIX (6301)      BLACKSTONE
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             24  16  2  129  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE 21-7109 21  16  3  129  DEVIATION (5936)           SUNSET
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          39  19     128  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 CLOTMUCK 84-19067            25  50     128  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 AVERY 15-4256                29  15  1  127  TERMINUS (5903)            MALCORN
 SUPERIOR RROSTARR 33-5465    56  46     126  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 WYVERN 33-2457               18  19     126  OBSIDIAN HALL (1640)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 AMERICA, FUQ YEAH 82-32737   10   6     125  12/19/04F (5607)           DWES EG
 HELL WEEK 3-6695             83 103  1  121  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DOGGFATHER 55-3177           30  24  4  121  DA DOG POWNDAZ (6217)      KHALANI
 MARY ANN 7-6183              20  10     121  CHURCH LADIES (5801)       BONSUR
 DRY KEG 33-6679              63 123  1  120  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLITCHAK 65-3365             47  81  1  120  CASTAWAYS (5749)           DAL SHANG
 BARRY 12-5663                74  85     117  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 WHERE 12-6872                37  39  3  117  GUESSING GAME (6139)       RIZTAB
 HORNET 60-8800               36  48  2  116  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 JACK HAMMA 19-5001           25  13  2  115  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 THONKORON 84-19064           35  40     114  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 VENUS 10-4103                23  16  2  114  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      30  33  1  112  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (6209)RODEKI
 SILVER CYBORG 84-9531        18  10  1  112  072909G (6146)             BLACKSTONE
 DEATH SKULK 98-3200          22  23  4  111  DEADLY STEPS (6131)        SYVYN'S HILL
 STRAP ON 10-5254             21  16  1  111  THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (6272)KOLACT
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            23  24     110  BLACK AND BLUES (6227)     TRANSEL
 HOFFA 60-8802                15  70  1  107  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059   34  16  1  105  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
-S... MC 1-8734               24  32  1  105  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 CANCELLED APPT 72-6575       22  13     104  BASH BROS HAIRCUT (6257)   DRAGONHEAD
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       23   7     103  UNNAMEABLES (6153)         ARADI
 SHOCK TOP 13-5510            22  17     102  MMM BEER! (6263)           DULLENS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANN OREXIA 10-5409           21  16  2  102  EVERYDAY PEOPLE (6251)     KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERIN GO BRAGH 18-2540        30  25  1  100  RYAN'S HENCHMEN (3428)     TALCAMA
 MARGO 7-6091                 27  17  1  100  CHURCH LADIES (5801)       BONSUR
 DROKK 31-4014                23  13  2   99  WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (6375) CHIMLEVTAL
 KILL THE WABBIT 97-4517      17  13  4   99  DEVIATION IIB (6212)       SHADOW GROVE
 FROG ZOMBIE 18-10041         12   7  1   99  UNDEAD FROGS (6231)        TALCAMA
 KATRINA 84-13228             19   7      97  DEVIATION D (6218)         BLACKSTONE
 SMELLY STOCKS 82-39949       17   6      97  MARKET CRASH (6345)        DWES EG
 NO BATHROOM 47-7764          23   8  2   94  BASH BROS PARK (6306)      NORTH FORK
 GLAMDRING 33-2328            24  10  1   93  OBSIDIAN HALL (1640)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 REUNITED 14-4771             26  31  1   92  WU-TANG FOREVER (6151)     TOBIR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PEPP 84-27296                 9   0      90  4-LETTER PIZZA (6160)      BLACKSTONE
 TWITPIN 84-19066             25  50  1   89  MEANIES (6256)             BLACKSTONE
 BORF 84-37868                18  19      89  A PROPER SALUTE (6332)     BLACKSTONE
-HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO 3-7170   23  11  1   87  GENERATION X (5712)        OSKSI
 ADONIS DNA 84-22593          17  17      87  DEVIATION D (6218)         BLACKSTONE
 DESOLATION 99-1527           12  13  5   87  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5583)      SOUTH RIDGE
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          24  19      86  THE 27 CLUB (6215)         ARDIVENT
 NEVERMIND 84-23395           24  24  3   84  AL BUMS VI (6295)          BLACKSTONE
-PIZNAUL JIZNOKE 82-51901     21   9  1   84  THE BIZZLE (6299)          DWES EG
 ED WOOD 96-2449              13  12  5   84  DEAD LIKE ME 2 (5526)      OLD VALAMANTIS
 FRANKLINS TOWER 30-4725      35  49  1   83  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 BOLPH 84-19060               28  47  1   83  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 BREWERY DEATH 96-4159        14  17  3   83  DEADLY STEPS F3 (6214)     OLD VALAMANTIS
 BRUSSEL SPROUTS 81-1688      30  31  2   82  FOOD (6172)                SHADOWSPIRE
-EDWARD O'HARE 2-5461         15   9      82  MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (6000)   NIANIA
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          21  38      80  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (6209)RODEKI
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 2-5762       22  18      79  MISNOMERS (6210)           NIANIA
 TOO SHORT 72-6578            25  12  3   77  BASH BROS HAIRCUT (6257)   DRAGONHEAD
 INCREDIBLE SPEED 75-476      25  34      77  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 PENICILLEN 43-4299           81  72  1   76  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 JOAN OF ARC 81-165           29  22      75  DARQUE AGES (5439)         SHADOWSPIRE
 DERRY DARLIN 18-10093        23  14  1   74  RYAN'S HENCHMEN (3428)     TALCAMA
 THE SMELL OF IT 45-3564      58  67  1   73  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       24  13  1   73  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 UGAMUGGAH 82-41228           10   7  1   72  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 GOLD 82-49985                 6   0      72  4 LETTER TREASURE (6348)   DWES EG
 DOLGAN 56-751                28  73  3   71  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 WHITE CHOCOATE 19-4923       25  18      69  WALI'S FINEST (5908)       ZUWAYZA
 KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     23  22      69  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 MOURNING ANGEL 84-21449      17   5  2   69  KAOS 11-06 (6365)          BLACKSTONE
 FENTANAYL 3-7198             24  30      68  F IS FOR... 2 (6245)       OSKSI
 RON TITAN 82-44387           17  34      68  TITANS RIP-OFF (5771)      DWES EG
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     33  30  1   67  CRITICALS (6106)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             24  18      66  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 HIGH POINTS 30-4958          16  13  1   66  HER BEST ASSETS (5880)     IAYE
 ADOLPH EICHMANN 84-37835     22  15      65  MY MAIN MEN (6354)         BLACKSTONE
 HONEY BOO BOO 11-7645        16   6  2   64  REALITY TV (6369)          ARUAK CITY
 JIMI HENDRIX 46-4251         15  15      64  THE 27 CLUB (6215)         ARDIVENT
 MISTRUNNER 84-19242          18   8      62  TAUREN TRIBES (6302)       BLACKSTONE
 BERTHOLD 83-314              36  35  2   61  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       22  16      61  RUN DMC (6287)             MORDANT
 SURGEON OF DEMISE 82-7083    12   5  1   58  FEAR FACTORY (4425)        DWES EG
 FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 41-4475  18  18  1   57  DA DOG POWNDAZ (1595)      KATI-TEI
 MUTANT BLOWBY 1-5520         23  16      56  GOD SQUAD (6370)           MORDANT
 PARTIES AT ADAM'S 84-16192   21  22      56  MORALS W/ METAPHORS (6240) BLACKSTONE
 THE MAILMAN 96-616           15  18  6   55  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (3008)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 FAR OUT! 98-3603             12   5  4   55  GRATEFUL DEAD (6313)       SYVYN'S HILL
-GEORGE PETERSON 74-4297      18   5      53  MEDAL OF HONOR (6355)      DAYLA KIV

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FLEX 26-5008                 16   5      53  SERPENTS HOLD (6243)       CALEAM
 HUGH CAPET 81-690            31  36  4   52  DARQUE AGES (5439)         SHADOWSPIRE
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         19  18      52  THE HITCHHIKERS (5946)     ARUAK CITY
 SQUYER 25-4871               44 107      51  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
-JOY 1-7701                   30  18      51  MIGHTY MORALS II (5889)    MORDANT
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        22  19  1   51  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 DMX 25-5675                  17   7  2   51  SAY MY NAME (6165)         LYRATILAN
 THOMAS WIGLE 63-2777         15   7  3   51  MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (5723)   AMEN-TEI
-WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583    20  15      50  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      26  32      49  BLUE NOTE (6204)           RIZTAB
 NELCH 84-19062               25  50  2   49  HALFWITS (6147)            BLACKSTONE
 ETHER 36-7552                20  15      49  STILLMATIC (6297)          JHANS
-TOOTH FOOT 13-5575           15  11      49  7TH SANCTUM (6357)         DULLENS
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        24  19  1   48  WHO DA MAN? (5368)         RIZTAB
 FROGGY FOO FOO 33-7851       15   1  3   48  BATTLE FROGS SO1 (6307)    NIATOLI ISLAND
-GABOGOOL 17-7308             14   4  2   48  STORMY'S TROOPERS I (6366) ALJAFIR
 POTATO BUG 60-8799           27  58  1   47  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          17  19  1   47  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 WHAT? 24-4991                16   7  2   47  TRIBE (6320)               ZORPUNT
-SASSAFRAS LASS 36-7558        9   4  1   47  MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (6337)   JHANS
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          20  18      46  SUMMERTEETH (6292)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 ELDERLY WOMAN 4-6673         22  18  1   44  PEARL JAM (6244)           JHELUM
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 18-5975   16   9  1   44  EXTREME AGGRESSION (6367)  TALCAMA
 MORGUE 15-4917               19  10      41  TERMINUS (5903)            MALCORN
 COPERNICUS 81-163            28  19  3   40  DARQUE AGES (5439)         SHADOWSPIRE
 PRETTY HATE MACHINE 46-4257  18  28  1   40  DEVIATION (6327)           ARDIVENT
 PANTERA 82-56042             26  63  2   39  CATS (5959)                DWES EG
 XYLOID 65-7141               16  11  1   37  SCRABBLE (6326)            DAL SHANG
 ZANDER 14-4759               10   6  1   37  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6145)        TOBIR
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       18  19  4   36  SHEWISH BUFFET (6183)      JURINE
 BUZZ KILL 5-4991             15  18  1   34  HOOKED ON COFFEE (6290)    KALTOS
 NAS IS COMING 84-26692       18   8      33  IT WAS WRITTEN (6362)      BLACKSTONE
-BO CARTER 30-4956            22  33  1   31  DELTA BLUES (4115)         IAYE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
LOUD DRUNK 74-3554        65  95  1 PARTY GEEKS 4925       KATANA 9-5570             712

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Congrats to Michael Scarn and his mysterious manager on the ADM TC!  Congrats also to
Confidence and his manager, Mannequin, on the Freshmen TC.  You two have earned
yourselves some avoids. -- One Armed Bandit, mgr of Sea Dogs, Dungeon Cell, and
Shewish Buffet

Devil Dog -- You are more dog than devil, it appears. -- Lazy Lookout

Too Short -- Too short for what? -- Berthold

Hoffa 60-7713 -- Oh, no.  Scummier than I, for sure.  Well done! -- Ssskah

Venus -- You're welcome for the skills.  One day, no doubt, they will help you defeat
me. -- Flitchak

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WAY OF THE WICKED devastated SINISTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LOCKED AND LOADED demolished SMITTEN SIN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE WAD O' GAS viciously subdued BIGGLES in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
CONFIDENCE narrowly defeated INFERNO in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
KHAKI defeated SHADOW BLADE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
JOHNNY WALKER bested SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a popular 2 minute Challenge competition.
LUCIAN ADAMS was handily defeated by STEINBACH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SUI GENERIS vanquished DARLING TATIANA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CONFESSION won victory over ODIN in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
CINNIMON ROLLE was overpowered by SEGAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
HUGH KASSLE luckily beat DUSK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.
STRONG BAD bested MASTINA in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
PUMPING ON STEELE was devastated by TOMAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
AFTERSHOCK overpowered ERIK in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
BOZO was viciously subdued by MERCEDES in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge fray.
KHITAI viciously subdued FAT PANTS in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge brawl.
BALL PEIN demolished FLAT TIRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CRATER FACE was savagely defeated by ODDJOB in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
RICHARD RAMIREZ was bested by MICHAEL SCARN in a popular 6 minute Challenge bout.
LATKA vanquished SASHA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DEXTER MORGAN viciously subdued ALMOND FISHER in a 6 minute Challenge fray.
TAKANOHANA demolished WROTE THE BOOK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE COOK MESSED UP overpowered ASHEN SHUGAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLUE OYSTER was savagely defeated by JOHNNY ENGLISH in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
SUGAR HILL GANG was handily defeated by CAT IN THE HAT in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
THE PHANTOM handily defeated STING in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
5 GOLDEN WARRIORS overpowered FISH TACO in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
POMPEII savagely defeated ITALIAN STALLION in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge match.
KALAHARI was beaten by LUNKPOOF in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
SUE WEEEEE handily defeated FROST BITE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DONT PAY RENT was bested by BOWEN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
WILHELM SCREAM devastated KULGAN in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SIS BOOM BAA was subdued by CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS in a 2 minute Challenge match.
COUNT IN THE CELLAR viciously subdued HOFFA in a 2 minute Challenge match.
COME GET SOME was overpowered by ARROGANT BASTARD in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
FALLSWORTH demolished SSSKAH in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Challenge competition.
CANCELLED APPT was luckily beaten by BARRY in a action packed 7 minute Challenge duel.
AVERY savagely defeated DRY KEG in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
LEVEL OF MALEVOLENCE viciously subdued WHERE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MARY ANN was handily defeated by INK AND STEEL in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
DOGGFATHER was demolished by Q MARK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KILL THE WABBIT was overpowered by CLOTMUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MARGO was defeated by SILVER CYBORG in a action packed 2 minute Challenge competition.
ANN OREXIA subdued REUNITED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
XYLOID was beaten by PENICILLEN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
NO BATHROOM overpowered DOLGAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PRETTY HATE MACHINE was overpowered by BERTHOLD in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
KATRINA overpowered DERRY DARLIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
PARTIES AT ADAM'S devastated STORMCROWE PIE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MISTRUNNER was devastated by TWITPIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ADONIS DNA was bested by SMELLY STOCKS in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT beat ADOLPH EICHMANN in a 2 minute Challenge match.
FAR OUT! was overpowered by FRANKLINS TOWER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TOO SHORT demolished DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
METRON was beaten by DAWN in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
RALTUMAN OMELET vanquished BLACK ORC in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
PROFESSOR GRIM overpowered HORSE D'OEUVRE in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
KOLACTAN KABOB subdued SLITHER in a action packed 3 minute battle.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered LUCKY BROWN SEVENS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CRAZED GOBLIN demolished GANOOSH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOD COD overpowered OH WELL in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
CAO ZHENG was overpowered by SHINY PENNY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
WARHEAD devastated LLUPERIOR in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
INCISOR won victory over ALYSSA in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
BEAVER was defeated by TRINKET in a action packed 1 minute fight.
BEAST OF BURDEN was handily defeated by BINGE N PURGE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SMALL POX was vanquished by HAPPY APPLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
LAZY LOOKOUT demolished JACK DANIELS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
WHITE THUNDER demolished FAN ZHEN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DELAWARE RUN overpowered BUDDERCUP in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
WALTER EHLERS was handily defeated by THE NOTHING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOLY SCHLITZ viciously subdued EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES won victory over THE ATOMIZER in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK was viciously subdued by TORRI in a exciting 2 minute fray.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM overpowered SAMI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
JOSH was demolished by CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GAD overpowered BALISONG in a popular 2 minute uneven competition.
THE CREEPER was savagely defeated by CALIS in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
ARTHUR BEYER slimly lost to GORTEK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal fight.
ISSUS viciously subdued DIRK VLUG in a action packed 4 minute gory contest.
PAUL WIEDORFER vanquished SLEEPS ALL DAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN was handily defeated by CYCLOPS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TV ON THE RADIO was overpowered by FOUR OF SPADES in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MANUEL PEREZ was handily defeated by BEER GOGGLES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RUTH was vanquished by H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fray.
JOYCE slimly lost to ALMIGHTY BOB in a exciting 1 minute battle.
SOVEREYN bested CHIMPANZEE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
FELAWESHIPE handily defeated ONUPHRE in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
HERSHEL WILLIAMS was overpowered by I-10 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BAKED FRATSFA vanquished HOMESTAR in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
SCALES was vanquished by SNAPPING TURTLE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
STARGRITS was savagely defeated by BILLY MITCHELL in a action packed 2 minute contest.
ROGAR THORFIN lost to DEVIL DOG in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
THE PHANTOM devastated JAMES MADISON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. SPOCK was viciously subdued by SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
CAPTAIN KIRK was vanquished by ASPARAGUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven contest.
ADDAI was demolished by CONSPIRACY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHARLIE PATTON was demolished by BLOWS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
AMPUTATOR FROG viciously subdued MACEO in a exciting 2 minute bloody brawl.
11TH COMMANDMENT narrowly defeated CHERRY in a popular 2 minute bout.
DOMINION savagely defeated DRAUGHT DODGER in a action packed 10 minute conflict.
MAYHEM demolished DAVID WAYBUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
PHIL HELLMUTH was subdued by ASCARI in a 2 minute duel.
ANTON CHIGURH handily defeated KLINK in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
LEMON DROP was defeated by HOFFA in a 2 minute fight.
SHARK BAIT was narrowly defeated by SPYDER in a exciting 9 minute battle.
SCREAMING VOMIT devastated IPECAC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided battle.
SIDEWINDER was handily defeated by FREE BALLOON in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
OPAL RAVIOLI subdued VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a action packed 1 minute bout.
DARK MAGICIAN was narrowly defeated by DENG FEI in a popular 3 minute brawl.
GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS savagely defeated ARGINASE in a action packed 5 minute bloody duel.
INKED PIG was subdued by SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE in a action packed 2 minute struggle.
SKIDMARK BUG demolished ANDRES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided battle.
SMOKE outlasted ROBERT OWENS in a crowd pleasing 16 minute duel.
DRUNK DENNIS vanquished SPIKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
HARD CORE overpowered DEATH CURTAINS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
BLUE BADGER vanquished BOOZER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
GANGRENE was viciously subdued by SLAYER 3 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
SHAWNEE overpowered TACK TACK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
RANCID WAIF was handily defeated by SIMABU in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
CECIL BOLTON devastated CHAINSAW VIGILANTE in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARK HORSE won victory over MAKTOR in a exciting 2 minute fight.
SLAP HAPPY subdued MABUSHI in a action packed 2 minute bout.
CATIPILLAR overpowered SNOOKUMS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GREASESPOT bested VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute struggle.
ITCHY FROGGY was luckily beaten by THE TICK in a popular 3 minute gory conflict.
LOGAN was devastated by ROBERT NETT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WATSON vanquished NO CHASER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
WILLY T MAC devastated JACK HAMMA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
PERCIATELLI narrowly defeated BLACKMAIL in a exciting 7 minute gory fray.
IRONIC TWIST devastated PREDNIZONE in a popular 1 minute one-sided competition.
NO LIMIT HOLD-EM savagely defeated HEMLOCK in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM handily defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
KING KONG handily defeated HOFFA in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
BLOODY BRAINLESS savagely defeated TICK ... TOCK in a popular 2 minute brutal duel.
LOUD DRUNK was killed by KATANA in a action packed 1 minute bout.
SUBPRIME RIB was narrowly defeated by GINI in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory struggle.
ZEDS DEAD BABY subdued BALLWIPE in a popular 3 minute duel.
MEMPHIS SLIM overpowered BEDDER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE UPRIGHT MAN overpowered FLITCHAK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STRAP ON was handily defeated by FURTIVE RETURNS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
STREGOICA vanquished SKIP JAMES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TUNA SALAD vanquished PORTERHOUSE ARREST in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GRAVE ROBBER demolished WYVERN in a popular 1 minute one-sided competition.
JACK STRAW viciously subdued SUPERIOR RROSTARR in a popular 6 minute gruesome duel.
DEATH SKULK was bested by HELL WEEK in a exciting 4 minute gruesome match.
ZEBRA devastated HORNET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
AMERICA, FUQ YEAH was devastated by ROCK GLAS HUT FUN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
EMERALD TWIST devastated THONKORON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
TRUGOY THE DOVE narrowly defeated FROG ZOMBIE in a popular 3 minute bloody match.
DISSIDENT was demolished by SKULLWUNNY in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
SHOCK TOP was bested by VENUS in a popular 1 minute fight.
CHOPPED RABBIT devastated DESOLATION in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
DROKK viciously subdued HONEY BOO BOO in a popular 2 minute bloody struggle.
TALIB KWELI slimly won victory over GAG HALFRUNT in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bout.
BUZZ KILL was overpowered by NEVERMIND in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
THE SMELL OF IT viciously subdued EDDIE VEDDER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
ELDERLY WOMAN lost to FIREHYDRANT DEFILER in a 2 minute brawl.
BOLPH handily defeated ZANDER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
NELCH was demolished by JOAN OF ARC in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JIMI HENDRIX savagely defeated HUGH CAPET in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
PANTERA was defeated by WHAT? in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
KURT COBAIN vanquished THOMAS WIGLE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ELEVENTH was overpowered by GLAMDRING in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MORGUE was overpowered by MOURNING ANGEL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
FENTANAYL devastated AGENT OF BRUTALITY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LOSING IS FUN was vanquished by PEPP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
NAS IS COMING lost to GOLD in a action packed 1 minute match.
BORF vanquished ZENSU LASAGNA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE MAILMAN was bested by HIGH POINTS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
ETHER was devastated by BRUSSEL SPROUTS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
ED WOOD devastated COPERNICUS in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
FROGGY FOO FOO handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BREWERY DEATH overpowered DMX in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SHE'S A JAR was beaten by SURGEON OF DEMISE in a exciting 2 minute match.
RON TITAN slimly lost to INCREDIBLE SPEED in a popular 2 minute gruesome contest.
COLOSSEUM HALLS was savagely defeated by WHITE CHOCOATE in a popular 16 minute brawl.
UGAMUGGAH demolished SQUYER in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched battle.
DOWNWITHTHEKING was demolished by ERIN GO BRAGH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
POTATO BUG was overpowered by LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
KJARRAN'S HAMMER unbelievably bested MUTANT BLOWBY in a popular 1 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  92         LUNGING ATTACK   487 - 418 -  5      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      80         PARRY-LUNGE      139 - 127 -  3      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 36         AIMED BLOW       488 - 468 -  5      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   33         SLASHING ATTACK  123 - 126 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     28         WALL OF STEEL    169 - 182 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     26         PARRY-STRIKE      49 -  54 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 23         STRIKING ATTACK  170 - 191 -  2      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         PARRY-RIPOSTE     46 -  54 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    12         BASHING ATTACK    76 -  93 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         TOTAL PARRY      112 - 143 -  2      44  |

Turn 712 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK   11 - 12         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       15 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE       13 - 15         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   20 - 16     AIMED BLOW        36 - 44         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    50 - 42     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     17 - 16                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    10 - 10                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SEGAL 14-3779              63  28  0  383 THE SEALS (2550)
STRIKING ATTACK  WARHEAD 82-13913           65  32  1  358 PYROMANIA (5785)
BASHING ATTACK   DELAWARE RUN 42-4400      115  69  5  296 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
AIMED BLOW       PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876     88  26  1  274 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (5720)
LUNGING ATTACK   HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052       70  57  2  274 OLD SCHOOL (5128)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504       64  47  3  266 DUNGEON CELL (5683)
WALL OF STEEL    ISSUS 25-1745              43  14  0  262 PAWN OF PROPHECY (895)
TOTAL PARRY      HUGH KASSLE 84-4988        43  53  1  238 FORMER BOSSES (6021)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ASCARI 96-3716             33  26  4  217 NEED FOR SPEED (6069)
PARRY-STRIKE     SPYDER 61-2675             29  21  0  209 THEIVES GUILD (4328)

The overall popularity leader is SLAP HAPPY 60-6031.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JACK STRAW 30-4722.  The ten other most popular fighters were RICHARD 
RAMIREZ 11-2325, CANCELLED APPT 72-6575, SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567, DUSK 38-2887, MICHAEL 
SCARN 11-1973, SPYDER 61-2675, DEXTER MORGAN 81-452, DOMINION 98-2058, HELL WEEK 
3-6695, and FROG ZOMBIE 18-10041.

The least popular fighter this week was WHITE CHOCOATE 19-4923.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were POTATO BUG 60-8799, DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736, DMX 25-5675, ZENSU 
LASAGNA 61-3728, MORGUE 15-4917, NELCH 84-19062, PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059, LOGAN 
82--9497, TACK TACK 51-5555, and SMOKE 68-5868.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  5 0  CALEAM(26)           1  3 0  JURINE(61)           3  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             6  2 0  LAPUR(29)            2  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  3 0  IAYE(30)             6  6 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  5 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  8 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            3  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  2 1  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  3 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         4  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  7 0  RODEKI(42)           6  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  4 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      5  6 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  0 0  DWES EG(82)         22 16 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  7 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)      18 16 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  2 0  TROCAR(54)           1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   5  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  4 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  4 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          3  1 0  ARADI(60)            6  7 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  5 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        3  5 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHNNY WALKER 1-8203        63  37  2  242  BOOZE (5845)               MORDANT
 SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711         37  25  2  198  042909A (5852)             NIANIA
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          95  78  4  313  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WHITE THUNDER 4-6040        66  59  0  227  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 WATSON 5-5132               33  28  0  178  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 INK AND STEEL 6-6603        27  23  1  153  INK & STEEL FOREVER (6182) TRANSEL
 CYCLOPS 7-4625              49  51  2  210  BIG BAD (4401)             BONSUR
 CONFESSION 8-4895           50  45  0  234  CONSANGUINEOUS (5680)      ARKERS
 INCISOR 9-5185              93  89  1  234  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613      32  26  0  254  THE MENTORS (1444)         KOLACT
 MICHAEL SCARN 11-1973        3   1  0  225  THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGH (1450 ARUAK CITY
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    44  50  0  210  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 BOOZER 13-5407              39  42  1  180  DA BULLS (6024)            DULLENS
 SEGAL 14-3779               63  28  0  383  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 INKED PIG 15-5112           33  15  0  192  INK & STEEL RETRO (6155)   MALCORN
 GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 16-5456    28  17  1  201  MUSCLE MEN 3 (6205)        WILLAF
 DAWN 17-7248                34   9  2  207  ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (6058)      ALJAFIR
 GAD 18-9239                 51  52  1  227  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 DONT PAY RENT 19-5259       28  21  0  145  BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (5909)  ZUWAYZA
 THE PHANTOM 21-1447         98  51  4  210  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 STING 22-6863               31  37  1  201  SERPENTS HOLD (5921)       SOLVEN
 PAUL WIEDORFER 24-4876      88  26  1  274  MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (5720)   ZORPUNT
 ISSUS 25-1745               43  14  0  262  PAWN OF PROPHECY (895)     LYRATILAN
 BAKED FRATSFA 26-4818       40  37  0  213  SHEWISH BUFFET (5997)      CALEAM
 STARGRITS 28-3714           17   8  1  188  UGLY URBAN ORCS (6260)     MORYA
 TRINKET 29-5517             48  44  1  230  SERPENTS HOLD (5934)       LAPUR
 STEINBACH 30-4473           92 152  0  216  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 11TH COMMANDMENT 31-5453    33  28  1  205  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         85 137  2  220  FOUND IN THE SAND (4237)   ARVAT
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819        74 105  1  238  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 SIDEWINDER 36-7534          29  17  1  188  SERPENTS HOLD (5958)       JHANS
 SUI GENERIS 38-4444         50  36  0  235  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM 40-4214  33  11  0  180  ADVENTURE TIME 2 (6201)    ZENSU
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        70  57  2  274  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400       115  69  5  296  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HARD CORE 43-3023           23  11  1  200  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BINGE N PURGE 45-3567       59  67  0  248  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 THE COOK MESSED UP 46-3919  30  20  0  220  BASH BROS. WAITRESS (6161) ARDIVENT
 SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMAR 47-6934  25   7  0  209  THE OPERA (6246)           NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185              146 246  0  193  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 TACK TACK 51-5555           38  34  1  176  SERPENTS HOLD 2 (5961)     TRICORUS
 CAO ZHENG 54-85             47  45  6  190  ASIAN INVASION (5974)      TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638            204 172  4  254  RHYME TYME (1881)          KHALANI
 CALIS 56-3426               34  45  0  218  MEN OF STEEL (4093)        ROCANIS
 GORTEK 60-5619              41  23  0  214  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
 SPYDER 61-2675              29  21  0  209  THEIVES GUILD (4328)       JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       191 117  2  240  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SLITHER 63-2852             38  36  2  199  SERPENTS HOLD 113 (6059)   AMEN-TEI
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917           48 101  0  140  UNDER DURESS (2999)        KURUKAR
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072      43  21  4  221  SHEWISH BUFFET (6064)      DAL SHANG
 MAKTOR 66-3115              40  49  0  180  BOMB SQUAD (3779)          TARRGIR
 SMOKE 68-5868               65  60  0  206  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (2933)  FIREHOLD
 AFTERSHOCK 71-294           32  19  0  207  SLAMMA JAMMA (6170)        KYR'TERR
 SIMABU 72-4426              29  10  0  207  SPACE ACTION 99 (3689)     DRAGONHEAD
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554          65  95  1  151  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAYLA KIV
 GANOOSH 75-3389             39  35  0  193  ZOMBIE SQUAD (6027)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 KHAKI 76-2305               57  33  1  256  COLORS (3468)              SIMTAKKA
 TAKANOHANA 77-2569          32  21  0  212  SUMO BASHO (6043)          MAZGOURRAH
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     36  14  2  259  SHEWISH BUFFET (6144)      LIN TIRIAN
 ODDJOB 81-1766              34  21  0  230  BOND-AGE (6169)            SHADOWSPIRE
 WARHEAD 82-13913            65  32  1  358  PYROMANIA (5785)           DWES EG
 BERTHOLD 83-314             36  35  2   61  SUDDENLY, THE VAN (6114)   TELORINTHE
 HUGH KASSLE 84-4988         43  53  1  238  FORMER BOSSES (6021)       BLACKSTONE
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     50  44  5  230  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 ANTON CHIGURH 97-3183       55  28  5  209  DERANGED 6 (5782)          SHADOW GROVE
 MAYHEM 98-1292              68  46  4  220  TEAM CARNAGE 2 (5585)      SYVYN'S HILL
 DIRK VLUG 99-1956           56  67  4  203  MEDALS OF HONOR 2 (5702)   SOUTH RIDGE

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

    There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office.  There 
often was, but surely not now?  Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today, 
frowned at them.
    A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter.  "I want a 
name-change," he said.  "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling 
Eyeball'?  My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
    A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him.  "And I am really tired of 
being known as 'DA Bait'."  She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood.  "I'd 
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
    The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to 
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and 
dangerous.
    Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success.  He raised his 
voice, too.  "We'll do it!  A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork 
lined up!  Two or three months, maybe--"
    The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
    "No, listen!  The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything 
straight.  You've got to be patient.  It WILL happen!"

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI