ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 06/18/2003    Duedate: 07/01/2003

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DM-101    TURN-352

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 THE MOTHERSH 19/1148  108   49  0 68.8   19-LORDS OF VAL 31/1208   27   29  0 48.2
  2-SHADOW LEGION 17/976  114   70  2 62.0   20 DRAKE'S LODG 73/1206  126  136  5 48.1
  3-SHADOW GOLD 71/1143   370  236  1 61.1      DRAKE'S COMICS 47/1112                
  4 ACT OF MALIC 36/1215   75   53  1 58.6      DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/1075           
  5 THE ILLUMINA 25/1179    7    5  0 58.3      DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q 15/313                
  6 COLD STEEL 51/296     107   78  1 57.8   21 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700   51   55  0 48.1
    COLD STEEL 37/1202                          THE FURIOUS FIVE 52/698               
    CRIMSON PEGASI 65/1079                      ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123           
  7 LUST MUPPETS 32/1099  232  170  1 57.7      ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 30/1213           
  8 2ND ARCTIC G 71/1214   98   77  0 56.0   22 DARKMOON 12/1197       20   23  0 46.5
  9-SWEORDMASTER 1/253     61   50  1 55.0   23 JUNKYARD WAR 98/1140   13   16  0 44.8
 10 QUBIT 10/1136         581  490  2 54.2   24 GENOCIDE 51/1109      123  154  0 44.4
    TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/1054                     SCIENCE FICTION 6/1152                
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                      25 RPG'S 49/697         1083 1380 15 44.0
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                            WILD AMINALS 74/635                   
    SNOTZI'S II 33/813                          BAD NEWS 78/640                       
    VERMIN!! 82/1124                         26 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   364  494  8 42.4
 11 ANARCHY 19/1151        14   12  0 53.8   27 CARNIVAL 19/95         38   52  0 42.2
    PARANOID ASYLUM 75/1203                     CARNIVAL 25/1071                      
 12 SAMURAI KIDS 62/1182    7    6  0 53.8      CARNIVAL 30/1130                      
 13 MAGICK 60/955         426  367  3 53.7   28 HARLEQUINS 2/1186      38   60  1 38.8
    EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/973                   WAR HAWKS 10/1026                     
 14 YOU FEEL THA 82/1205   91   83  0 52.3   29 MY PETS 9/554         422  680 10 38.3
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/222                    GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
 15 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    16   15  0 51.6      RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                    30 BLUE MOON 9/1025      372  661  3 36.0
 16 SKI TAOS 23/1070      614  585  9 51.2      BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073                    CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          REFORMERS 64/1095                     
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                       31 SOLARAN BERSE 40/949   19   34  1 35.8
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072                  32 POWERPUFF GI 12/1145    6   14  0 30.0
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                       33 U.B.O.S.M. 11/1184      4   10  0 28.6
    REAL BEER 21/1116                        34 THE REDBAERS 3/1180     1   12  0  7.7
 17 OVERLORDS 20/30        86   90  0 48.9      TOMATO ENFORCER 63/1193               
    THE STORMGUARDS 31/132                   35 SANDS OF TIM 38/1195    0    5  0  0.0
 18 SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210   20   21  0 48.8   36-BARONE 25/1201          1    1  0 50.0
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207                   37-THE DEATH SQ 14/1199    1    1  0 50.0
    PERFECTION QUEST 98/1204                    OF MYTHOS AND MEN 33/1192             
    CLEVER LINGO 46/1212                     38 THRILLZ & KIL 7/1211    0    2  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

Okay, so Olaf wanted a Captain of the Guard's column.  So, I suppose I should go
ahead and say something.

First off, as some of you may have noticed from Drake's Semester Reports last turn,
this is neither my first time in the Guard nor as Captain.  Hopefully, I'll be able
to make my reign last a little longer than last time around.  I've stocked up on a
few extra cases of Mountain Dew Code Red just to be on the safe side.

Rolex, I was really expecting more of a fight out of you considering what you'd done
to my teammate the turn before.  Still, I congratulate you on the skill you learned.
I have it on good authority from some of my team mates in Free Blades that it's a
skill particularly difficult for your style to pick up.  You can thank me for it
later.

Looking over the ranks it looks like I can challenge one of Crip's warriors or one of
Crip's warriors or another one of Crip's warriors.  It's such a difficult decision
because no matter what I choose, I risk taking a loss to one of Crip's warriors.
That's just too embarrassing to contemplate.  So, I think I'll pick my challenges by
putting on a blindfold and throwing darts at the newsletter.

[swish-thunk!]
[swish-thunk-Ow!]

Oh, sorry, Olaf, I didn't see you coming in.  Can I have that back please.  Thanks.

Okay, well that does it for today for your Captain of the Guard.  I'll catch you
later.

Look Olaf, I'm sor--  What are you looking at me like that for?  Put--put--put the
pen down.  No really, I don't need any tattoos.  Really, seriously, I uhm--  Help!

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, heck.  We just started a thunderstorm here--unseasonally early, too, it 
shouldn't happen for a couple of weeks yet--and the candles all blew out.  I can't 
write this stuff in the dark.  Anybody got a match?  Ah, much better.  But they tell 
me the candles might go again at any instant, so I gotta be quick.  What if I don't 
want to be quick?  What if I want to chat, exchange gossip, generally natter on?  Oh.  
Heck.  If I don't get this spy report done before the candles go again, they'll use 
the golem and I won't get paid.  So much for chatting.
     Royal Flush was most avoided by The Stormguards.  Buddercup was most challenged.
     We're up to forty-four fights this time, which is good.  Not as good as, say, 
Free Blades with their sixty-some fights, but not bad.  Twenty-three challenge 
matches, which is great.  There were days when we didn't have twenty-three FIGHTS.

          The fights in brief--
     SOUL SCOURGE (25-1223) (16-8-2,61) of THE ILLUMINATI fought OURS ROUGE (3-6049) 
(15-18-1,48) of THE REDBAERS.  SOUL SCOURGE overpowered OURS ROUGE in a 1 minute one-
sided fray.  Your basic Novice Match.
     CUBA (26-3917) (16-6-0,54) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought MIME (2-4966) (18-10-2,77) 
of HARLEQUINS.  CUBA was assassinated by MIME in a 1 minute one-sided duel.  When you 
see mimes pretending to fight, this is the one they're copying.  A mean dude.
     SPRING SHOE (30-4178) (17-22-2,52) of CARNIVAL fought TORATORATORRES (11-726) 
(20-18-0,70) of U.B.O.S.M.  SPRING SHOE was subdued by TORATORATORRES in a popular 2 
minute brutal match.  Bet Spring Shoe wishes he'd stayed at the county fair.
     SULTAN (10-4516) (21-7-0,64) of SIR AGLIO fought RAVEN (71-3435) (14-14-0,52) of 
2ND ARCTIC GUARDS.  SULTAN savagely defeated RAVEN in an action packed 5 minute 
bloody competition.  Next time, stay out of the Arctic, Sultan tW.
     OSCAR (50-3153) (22-5-0,60) of OPEN SESAME fought ANGAR (10-4933) (15-12-1,58) 
of WAR HAWKS.  OSCAR viciously subdued ANGAR in a popular 2 minute bloody conflict.  
I like buns with sesame seeds on 'em.
     LETHE (9-4782) (21-14-2,49) of BLUE MOON fought PERFECT TEN (47-4218) (20-15-
1,63) of ROYAL FLUSH.  LETHE subdued PERFECT TEN in a 2 minute conflict.  Is this a 
two-win streak for Lethe?  Has she found her "Isle Feet"?  (And if not, what kind of 
feet is she using?  Inquiring minds want to know.)
     NASTY NITTERS (63-2383) (14-19-2,59) of TOMATO ENFORCER fought SKI MASK (58-
5869) (24-44-0,50) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  NASTY NITTERS vanquished SKI MASK in a 1 
minute mismatched duel.  The ignominy of it!  The Big Cheese of Dueling Ducks, 
vanquished with a couple of over-ripe tomatoes.
     AVARICIOUS AVON (63-2388) (17-13-0,58) of TOMATO ENFORCER fought LAKE SAILOR 
(101-2) (0-0-0,30) of Local Bums.  AVARICIOUS AVON was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in 
a 1 minute one-sided fight.  And welcome to Home Guard, Avon.
     JOE KING (47-2223) (25-41-0,99) of ROYAL FLUSH fought KATANA (62-3769) (9-7-
0,73) of SAMURAI KIDS II.  JOE KING overpowered KATANA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
one-sided competition.  And now Joe is, I presume, Flushed with victory.  I hear he's 
buying tonight at the Bash N' Glug.
     NO CHASER (33-6490) (24-16-0,91) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought JUGGLER (2-4965) (20-9-
0,68) of HARLEQUINS.  NO CHASER was overpowered by JUGGLER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
     MIDNIGHT FAITH (75-2651) (18-11-1,99) of PARANOID ASYLUM fought BABOO (74-2711) 
(38-86-0,51) of WILD AMINALS.  MIDNIGHT FAITH was unbelievably bested by BABOO in an 
action packed 8 minute match.  The unbelievable part is that there was action for 
most of the eight minutes.  I thought Baboo was going to have a heat stroke, but he 
didn't.  Too bad.
     HAPPY JACK (19-4086) (31-21-2,93) of THE MOTHERSHIP fought PREACHER (7-5083) 
(16-6-2,55) of THRILLZ & KILLZ.  HAPPY JACK overpowered PREACHER in a 1 minute one-
sided match.  Ah... no verbal bricks here, right?
     KHARN (51-2997) (31-33-4,93) of COLD STEEL fought NUTT BRITTLE (19-3983) (16-7-
0,49) of CARNIVAL.  KHARN demolished NUTT BRITTLE in an action packed 1 minute one-
sided struggle.  Nut brittle's okay, but what's really good--I can demolish it 
myself, easy--is like those hot cinnamon almonds you see around, only with pecans.  
Good stuff.  Fattening, of course, but being dead, I don't gain weight.  One of the 
benefits.
     FOREVER MAN (38-4168) (26-35-0,116) of SANDS OF TIME fought QUEEN AMAZONIA (12-
4796) (28-34-1,93) of DARKMOON.  FOREVER MAN was savagely defeated by QUEEN AMAZONIA 
in a 2 minute brutal struggle.  The bigger they are, the faster they fall?
     VAL BEMERIKI (51-5018) (32-21-3,136) of GENOCIDE fought HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) 
(35-52-0,94) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  VAL BEMERIKI was subdued by HALLIE O'DENE in an 
action packed 1 minute contest.  Oops!  Somebody trying out a new strategy?
     HYSTERIAS (19-4047) (26-25-3,151) of ANARCHY fought HOT HAZEL (98-608) (14-19-
4,147) of JUNKYARD WARS.  HYSTERIAS was overpowered by HOT HAZEL in an action packed 
1 minute one-sided bout.  When Hazel's hot, she's HOT.  Of course, everybody's hot at 
this time of year....
     QRAPPY (10-4761) (26-44-1,172) of QUBIT fought X THE BOLD (10-16) (51-46-1,134) 
of WAR HAWKS.  QRAPPY beat X THE BOLD in a popular 3 minute gory match.  Better look 
lively, X, or you're going to lose that winning record.
     KAIDEN (35-3108) (67-72-1,202) of VIOLENT FEMS fought CRUSADER LORD (31-3946) 
(31-17-3,170) of THE STORMGUARDS.  KAIDEN overpowered CRUSADER LORD in a popular 1 
minute uneven duel.  What can I say?  Kaiden isn't on that team by accident.  She's 
mean.
     ABOUT YOUR CAR... (78-778) (94-130-6,183) of BAD NEWS fought KAP N' BELLE (25-
4312) (24-35-1,169) of CARNIVAL.  ABOUT YOUR CAR... was viciously subdued by KAP N' 
BELLE in an exciting 2 minute duel.  The collision with the calliope was not only 
exciting, it was LOUD.
     50 SUCKS (60-4129) (45-29-0,204) of JOKA MASHER! fought ROLEX WATCH (32-3732) 
(36-26-0,190) of LUST MUPPETS.  50 SUCKS overcame ROLEX WATCH in an action packed 2 
minute brutal bout.  Maybe Rolex needs a new battery.
     BEAUTY QUEEN (47-3352) (30-31-3,212) of ROYAL FLUSH fought DIRT WORM (82-2315) 
(48-22-0,202) of VERMIN!!  BEAUTY QUEEN was outwaited by DIRT WORM in an action 
packed 7 minute bout.  If the fight was an "outwaited," how come it also says here 
that it was "action packed"?  I think we've got a little confusion here.
          And the challenge matches--
     ROT TEN EGGS (47-3099) (27-29-0,77) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged OSIRIS (19-4111) 
(24-16-1,85) of ANARCHY.  Up 8.  ROT TEN EGGS was viciously subdued by OSIRIS in a 
popular 1 minute Challenge fight.  I gotta tell you, when I see an egg that's gone 
rotten, I get out.  Osiris has my salute for having the nerve (not to mention the 
stupidity, or maybe he just can't smell) to take on this difficult problem.
     LUNA TYCK (33-5761) (26-26-1,56) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO challenged XISS (11-
1305) (22-24-4,80) of U.B.O.S.M.  Up 24.  LUNA TYCK overpowered XISS in a popular 1 
minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Why was this fight popular?  Damned if I know.
     SABLE (2-4950) (23-10-2,78) of HARLEQUINS challenged CARRIE NATION (64-4054) 
(29-60-0,81) of REFORMERS.  Up 3.  SABLE unbelievably bested CARRIE NATION in an 
exciting 3 minute gory Challenge bout.  And what's really unbelievable is that Sable 
did it while soused.
     ODEN WARFIEND (11-1335) (23-16-2,78) of U.B.O.S.M. challenged GREASESPOT (60-
5964) (20-27-0,90) of BUMS 'R' US.  Up 12.  ODEN WARFIEND was demolished by 
GREASESPOT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.  Damn!  Why should flickering candles 
make my ink vanish?  There's something fiendish going on here.
     APPLE JACK (47-4011) (24-15-4,77) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged MOD COD (55-2638) 
(37-65-1,86) of RHYME TYME.  Up 9.  APPLE JACK overpowered MOD COD in a 1 minute 
uneven Challenge fight.  Heck, I'd take hard cider over fish any day.
     ANDAR (11-1038) (17-10-1,63) of U.B.O.S.M. challenged MEN IN BLACK (49-3157) 
(38-88-1,66) of RPG'S.  Up 3.  ANDAR was handily defeated by MEN IN BLACK in a 3 
minute Challenge competition.  A bold move by the youngster, but the Men are not as 
easy as their record suggests.
     STARBUCK (6-5387) (20-13-0,84) of SCIENCE FICTION challenged GOSSAMER (98-407) 
(7-7-4,23) of PERFECTION QUEST.  Down 61.  Working on the record here?  (Okay, I 
forget off hand what the record is, but at the least, this Starbuck is in training.)  
STARBUCK was overpowered by GOSSAMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  There 
should be a special category for people who LOSE on whopping down-challenges.
     NEVERMORE (1-5260) (16-16-2,95) of LAB EXPERIMENTS challenged BURGER KING (47-
4152) (26-19-2,98) of ROYAL FLUSH.  Up 3.  NEVERMORE was beaten by BURGER KING in an 
exciting 1 minute Challenge match.  I had a Burger King once.  Once was enough.
     LOOMING BIRD (82-424) (39-53-3,127) of YOU FEEL THAT! challenged MASHER (60-
4553) (28-30-3,117) of JOKA MASHER!.  Down 10.  LOOMING BIRD bested MASHER in a 
popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Definition of "looming."
     OBSESSED AVENGER (15-2162) (36-37-1,136) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q challenged POPE PAUL 
II (79-1317) (22-10-0,147) of CHAPEL ROCK.  Up 11.  OBSESSED AVENGER viciously 
subdued POPE PAUL II in an exciting 9 minute Challenge fray.  I'd really like to hear 
the inside story behind the Avenger's actions on this one.
     STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (26-29-1,140) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BUDDERCUP (60-
5967) (27-20-0,102) of BUMS 'R' US.  Down 38.  This is ol' Most Challenged Buddercup 
here.  STEVE MCQUEEN outlasted BUDDERCUP in a popular 10 minute bloody Challenge 
duel.  And probably the longest fight, but I'm not going to hunt through all the 
notes to make sure.  It was long enough, anyway.
     SPAZZ (33-6207) (30-22-0,134) of SNOTZI'S II challenged EMERALD DRAGONFLY (60-
2586) (53-58-1,133) of MAGICK.  Down 1.  SPAZZ was demolished by EMERALD DRAGONFLY in 
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.  I didn't know dragonflies could breath fire.  
Amazing.
     JACK SPRAT (47-2954) (43-48-4,148) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DELICE THE RED (56-
3401) (35-39-1,134) of BAD APPLES.  Down 14.  JACK SPRAT slimly lost to DELICE THE 
RED in an exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.  If Delice continues to fight in those 
skimpy outfits, some of the fans are going to have heart attacks.
     TALOS (31-2069) (38-15-0,123) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged COM DOT (65-6217) 
(31-19-0,126) of TOO GOOD FOR ME.  Up 3.  TALOS was subdued by COM DOT in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.  The crowd would've been MORE pleased if Com Dot 
had gone down.
     SORROW (1-2863) (24-21-2,165) of SWEORDMASTERS challenged TANNIN (65-4409) (36-
23-2,165) of CRIMSON PEGASI.  Straight across.  SORROW overpowered TANNIN in a 
popular 2 minute gory uneven Challenge match.  And he wasn't even sorry.
     W.T. POOH (33-4430) (51-37-0,171) of SNOTZI'S II challenged TICKLES (9-3486) 
(32-49-1,127) of MY PETS.  Down, uh... 44.  W.T. POOH defeated TICKLES in an action 
packed 5 minute gory Challenge duel.  What a surprise.
     SIR CUITOUS (10-4514) (32-19-0,169) of SIR AGLIO challenged BUBBLES (12-4981) 
(21-35-1,107) of POWERPUFF GIRLS.  Down 62.  This stuff must be contagious.  SIR 
CUITOUS handily defeated BUBBLES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  They went 
around on it a couple of times.
     SPAZ GHOST (47-4161) (36-15-1,176) of DRAKE'S COMICS challenged WURP (10-18) 
(43-47-1,187) of WAR HAWKS.  Up 11.  SPAZ GHOST was narrowly defeated by WURP in a 
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Amazing, I can't think of a thing to say 
about this.
     WAHOO (26-3916) (22-13-1,152) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged STRONGEST #3 (40-
173) (42-82-1,147) of SOLARAN BERSERK.  Down 5.  WAHOO vanquished STRONGEST #3 in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Wahoo gets the badge that says "#2: We try 
harder."
     R'SHANN (20-577) (40-33-3,188) of OVERLORDS challenged LUDO (18-708) (49-55-
2,193) of THUNDR + LITENING.  Up 5.  R'SHANN savagely defeated LUDO in a crowd 
pleasing 9 minute bloody Challenge match.  Something about summer, the crowd really 
loves savagery and blood.
     FANNY BELT (28-1804) (36-22-1,224) of OTTO'S MECHANICS challenged BLACK RHINO 
(71-1834) (34-18-1,195) of EDGE OF EXTINCTION.  Down 29.  FANNY BELT unbelievably 
bested BLACK RHINO in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Bringing the Rhino that much 
closer to extinction.
     UU DOEWANAKNO (73-1414) (17-3-0,68) of DRAKE'S LODGE TV challenged KOOKABURRA 
(33-4151) (38-51-1,100) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  Up 32.  UU DOEWANAKNO butchered 
KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Our second death of the day.  I 
hope they're moving fast in the Resurrectory, because in this heat... well, I just 
hope they're moving fast.
     And for the title, CAFFIENE ACHIEVER (15-2429) (34-33-4,228) (our column-writing 
Captain) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q challenged PRIMUS (21-4975) (29-10-0,213) of REAL BEER.  
Down 15.  CAFFIENE ACHIEVER was overcome by PRIMUS in a popular 3 minute Challenge 
Title match.  Congratulations to our new Captain.  Write a column.

                                        Olaf Modeen

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRIMUS 21-4975              30  10  0  220  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FANNY BELT 28-1804          37  22  1  237  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            46  29  0  212  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 KAIDEN 35-3108              68  72  1  211  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           49  22  0  210  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352        30  32  3  205  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 WURP 10-18                  44  47  1  203  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429   34  34  4  203  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN
-MISS WORLD 52-2370          29  26  1  201  THE FURIOUS FIVE (698)     FRATSFA
 R'SHANN 20-577              41  33  3  199  OVERLORDS (30)             SEAM
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         34  19  1  198  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)   KYR'TERR
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         36  27  0  195  LUST MUPPETS (1099)        ARVAT
-SUNNY BRAE 53-5638          33  25  1  194  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
-STELLA BLUE 53-6167         23  12  1  192  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 LUDO 18-708                 49  56  2  190  THUNDR + LITENING (222)    TALCAMA
 SORROW 1-2863               25  21  2  185  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 KAP N' BELLE 25-4312        25  35  1  184  CARNIVAL (1071)            LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPAZ GHOST 47-4161          36  16  1  175  DRAKE'S COMICS (1112)      NORTH FORK
 QRAPPY 10-4761              27  44  1  174  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           52  37  0  173  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778    94 131  6  171  BAD NEWS (640)             LIN TIRIAN
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         33  19  0  171  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
-MUSILAR DE MITTEL 53-5753   30  14  0  170  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 CRUSADER LORD 31-3946       31  18  3  168  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 WAHOO 26-3916               23  13  1  161  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            15  19  4  161  JUNKYARD WARS (1140)       SYVYN'S HILL
 OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162    37  37  1  156  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN
 TANNIN 65-4409              36  24  2  156  CRIMSON PEGASI (1079)      DAL SHANG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586   54  58  1  149  MAGICK (955)               ARADI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      36  39  1  147  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COM DOT 65-6217             32  19  0  145  TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054)     DAL SHANG
 X THE BOLD 10-16            51  47  1  142  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       27  29  1  142  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         42  83  1  141  SOLARAN BERSERK (949)      ZENSU
 TICKLES 9-3486              32  50  1  140  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 HYSTERIAS 19-4047           26  26  3  140  ANARCHY (1151)             ZUWAYZA
 JACK SPRAT 47-2954          43  49  4  137  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        22  11  0  137  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 LOOMING BIRD 82-424         40  53  3  130  YOU FEEL THAT! (1205)      DWES EG
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       36  52  0  127  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 TALOS 31-2069               38  16  0  123  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 SPAZZ 33-6207               30  23  0  123  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BUBBLES 12-4981             21  36  1  117  POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145)     RIZTAB
 MASHER 60-4553              28  31  3  115  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      29  34  1  111  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        32  22  3  110  GENOCIDE (1109)            TRICORUS
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           27  21  0  110  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
-G'RUNE 17-5827              25  18  2  110  SHADOW LEGION (976)        ALJAFIR
-MISER 71-3793               34  13  2  105  SHADOW GOLD (1143)         KYR'TERR
 BURGER KING 47-4152         27  19  2  105  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 JOE KING 47-2223            26  41  0  104  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FOREVER MAN 38-4168         26  36  0  100  SANDS OF TIME (1195)       CLIFFHOME
 GREASESPOT 60-5964          21  27  0  100  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
-SISYPHUS 14-3906            21  16  0  100  THE DEATH SQUAD (1199)     TOBIR
 MIME 2-4966                 19  10  3  100  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414       18   3  1  100  DRAKE'S LODGE (1206)       ERINIKA
 KHARN 51-2997               32  33  4   98  COLD STEEL (296)           TRICORUS
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          32  21  2   98  THE MOTHERSHIP (1148)      ZUWAYZA
-LAURANA 37-3053             23  22  1   98  COLD STEEL (1202)          SIBIKHAS
 JUGGLER 2-4965              21   9  0   94  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            16  17  2   93  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
 APPLE JACK 47-4011          25  15  4   92  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 OSIRIS 19-4111              25  16  1   91  ANARCHY (1151)             ZUWAYZA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SABLE 2-4950                24  10  2   86  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 BABOO 74-2711               39  86  0   83  WILD AMINALS (635)         DAIYLA KIV
-NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     17  19  0   82  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       29  61  0   81  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 MEN IN BLACK 49-3157        39  88  1   80  RPG'S (697)                VITHICAR
 LUNA TYCK 33-5761           27  26  1   79  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          38  52  1   78  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        27  30  0   77  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-FLYING MARMOSET 43-4134     22   9  2   77  KORGAN CRUSADE (1042)      VEASTIAN
 MOD COD 55-2638             37  66  1   74  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      18  12  1   73  PARANOID ASYLUM (1203)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-GARIUS 25-2039              26  48  3   72  BARONE (1201)              LYRATILAN
-GIOVANNA 37-387             24  25  5   72  COLD STEEL (1202)          SIBIKHAS
 NO CHASER 33-6490           24  17  0   72  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TORATORATORRES 11-726       21  18  0   72  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
 ODEN WARFIEND 11-1335       23  17  2   71  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
 KATANA 62-3769               9   8  0   70  SAMURAI KIDS II (1182)     VALAMANTIS
 OSCAR 50-3153               23   5  0   69  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 SULTAN 10-4516              22   7  0   69  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
-ABATIS 36-5452              21   6  0   69  ACT OF MALICE (1215)       JHANS
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        17   8  2   68  THE ILLUMINATI (1179)      LYRATILAN
 NASTY NITTERS 63-2383       15  19  2   68  TOMATO ENFORCER (1193)     AMEN-TEI
 GOSSAMER 98-407              8   7  4   68  PERFECTION QUEST (1204)    SYVYN'S HILL
 LETHE 9-4782                22  14  2   65  BLUE MOON (1025)           ZUKAL
-HU MI 16-5066               19   8  0   65  GEN KHAN (1155)            WILLAF
-FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       16  10  4   62  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANGAR 10-4933               15  13  1   62  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
-BUBU 16-5071                17   8  0   59  GEN KHAN (1155)            WILLAF
-PAIN 25-2358                27  36  0   58  BARONE (1201)              LYRATILAN
-HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      23  13  1   58  SKI TAOS (1070)            TI
 XISS 11-1305                22  25  4   58  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
-VE 31-4606                  19  10  1   58  LORDS OF VALHALLA (1208)   CHIMLEVTAL
 PREACHER 7-5083             16   7  2   58  THRILLZ & KILLZ (1211)     BONSUR
 SPRING SHOE 30-4178         17  23  2   56  CARNIVAL (1130)            IAYE
-KHAZID'HEA 1-5619           15   8  3   56  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 ANDAR 11-1038               17  11  1   55  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
-TICKLE ME ELMO 50-3151      15  12  0   55  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 RAVEN 71-3435               14  15  0   55  2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (1214)   KYR'TERR
 PERFECT TEN 47-4218         20  16  1   54  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-NESSIE 33-6755              16  10  0   54  OF MYTHOS AND MEN (1192)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CUBA 26-3917                16   7  0   52  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 NUTT BRITTLE 19-3983        16   8  0   50  CARNIVAL (95)              ZUWAYZA
-THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385   14   4  0   46  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1213) IAYE
 STARBUCK 6-5387             20  14  0   43  SCIENCE FICTION (1152)     TRANSEL
 OURS ROUGE 3-6049           15  19  1   43  THE REDBAERS (1180)        OSKSI
 SKI MASK 58-5869            24  45  0   42  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388     17  14  0   34  TOMATO ENFORCER (1193)     AMEN-TEI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
KOOKABURRA 33-4151         38  52  1 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 812 UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414  352
CUBA 26-3917               16   7  0 HERE TO PHOENIX 1072   MIME 2-4966            352

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Drake -- Nice report there.  Be prepared to add Forever Man to your list of worst
warriors.  He is, by my count, the worst warrior in an advanced arena...EVER.  He has
around a negative 28 base and stands 8 feet tall.  I don't think he'll be winning a
fight anytime soon, so that 0-14 record will fall.  Pretty easily too, I'd wager. --
The Muffin Man, mgr. Sands of Time

Drake -- Also, if you're looking for long fights, I'm about to graduate a decent
scum.  I can just move him here if you like and start getting some standing around
contests going.  I was able to get about a 2000 minute fight in Darkholm several
turns ago and had a couple others in the several hundred minutes too.  I just need
another pudly scum to fight with here.  That shouldn't be too hard to find, right? --
TMM

     This sort of thing plays hell with the arena schedule, not to mention nobody
     wants to sit out in the sun that long and watch nothing happening.

Sultan -- Just my way of saying hello to you in proper Doc Steele style.  I mean if
you take anything seriously in Home Guard, you really should consider a new hobby.
By definition each warrior in this arena is under developed, untrained, under
skilled, or just plain bad.  I would think that since you worry so little about
winning in other AD arenas, that particularly in Home Guard you would take your
medicine like a man.  Does it really matter who is the big frog on a little lily pad?
Well, I guess it matters to me, but I'm an ultra competitive freak after all.  Enjoy.
-- Doc Steele

     Everyone here's rotten?  I never guessed.  I mean, what about all the freshmen
     who come in for the hot skill training?  This isn't Basher City any more, more's
     the pity.  I kinda liked the old days.

Drake -- After reading your report, I am starting to wonder if the atmosphere here in
Home Guard has changed while I was away.  Maybe everyone takes themselves more
seriously here then during my last visit years ago.  Since you already called
yourself insane in your own comments I will refrain from pointing that out myself;
however I do want you to know I thought your report was excellent.  I always
appreciate a manager who does something to make an arena I play in a better place,
and you certainly qualify as such a manager.  Have you ever considered coming to
Darkholm?  We'd love to have one of your semester reports there, and it would be a
bit more high profile for you.  Just a thought. -- Doc Steele, mgr. of
Thundr+Litening

Olaf -- I appreciate you not dumping bricks on my warriors even if they are verbal
bricks. -- DeGotti (Manager of Preacher and Thrillz & Killz)

     You're welcome.  What was my reason for not pelting your warriors with bricks?
     I forget these little details.

Happy Jack -- Thanks for the 6 skills and 2 ratings even if I did lose. -- Preacher

Drake -- FYI, my real manager name is Jinx.  It is a bit shorter the "Birdy Boy" to
type out in your bottom 5 managers list. -- Jinx (mgr. of War Hawks and Harlequins)

Starbuck -- A little revenge for the tourney? -- Juggler

Drake, Drake, Drake -- You ROCK!  Those Semester reports are the best statistical/
historical data I've ever seen for an arena; thank you! -- Shocking Toad, the Manager

I'd like to point out that I am shameless.  Nine of the top Ten DC's were mine and
just a reminder, I own Culubra as well meaning I have the record for greatest DC ever
in Home Guard. -- Shocking Toad
P.S. To make it fair though I also have the new record for the largest UC ever in
Home Guard. -- Shocking Toad

It's nice to see how popular I was in Home Guard since I continue struggling in
Darkholm. -- Gree Chak

Drake -- Manager for War Hawks and Harlequins is Jinx.  He's quiet but one must fear
his skill! -- Shocking Toad, the Warrior

     Must one?  Couldn't we applaud it, instead?

U Doewanakno -- Correct!  Why do I care about the piffling secrets of some
bloodthirsty mammal? -- Ski Mask, Founder and President Ducks With Swords

Hunzicker Bowl -- A bowl of chile is always good. -- Hallie O'Dene

Luna Tyck -- You have your just desserts, fowl parasite!  You have battened on
drunkards and reaped the reward. -- Carrie Nation

Gossamer -- I salute you, sword-sister, for being the first opponent I have defeated
here.  It would give me pleasure to buy you dinner. -- Lethe

Masher -- Ha!  You can't carry on like that around ME. -- Delice the Red

Drake -- Amazing stamina you have.  Your effort is appreciated. -- Ho-Chan, zurprised 
not to be a Bottom 5 manager this semester

Mime -- No way to treat a new arrival. -- Nutt Brittle

And Where -- Is the rest of the Carnival.  I'm not happy. -- Nutt Brittle

     They're playing a county fair somewhere on the Great Plains.  Don't know where,
     'cause there aren't any landmarks.

Drake -- The rest of the Carnival will not be happy not seeing their names on top.
Be warned. -- Nutt Brittle

Drake -- Nice report.  Personally, I always like those 'cuz even some of MY mediocre
warriors get mentioned.  How clever of you. -- Sultan, purveyor of mediocre fighters

27 May 2003
A note to everyone regarding manager names and manager lists -- If you're running a
team incognito, all you have to do is let me know and I won't put your name on any
manager lists.  It has seemed though, that more people want their names listed, even
if they do not announce themselves, than the other way around.  Also, I do maintain
the list more or less by hand and errors do creep in.  You have but to say I've made
an error and no one will be the wiser (except thee and me, of course). -- The Saint,
keeper of lists

30 May 2003
Duelmasters Friends and Friendly Foes -- I am returning to the United States for the
summer.  Please direct any Snailmail to:
     Devon Hagy
     Open Skies Ministries
     Att: Hammer
     1515 E 7th St
     Okmulgee, OK 74447
     USA
Bro De is the founder and president of Open Skies Ministries [Prison Ministry] and a
newcomer to the world of Duelmasters. We minister together when I am in the area.
See you on the sands!
-- Daryl P Holloman aka Hammer
Flower Hammerz DM 28
Casino Hammerz DM 33
Fish Hammerz DM 54

3 June 2003
     The Company of Brothers want to take this opportunity to formally introduce
ourselves to all players.  Our play is NOT based on smack, rudeness, or anything less
than fair play (well...as fair as it gets!) and improving the knowledge base of the
game and the sharing of experimentation and information.  We are not concerned with
personal politics, ideals, etc.  We are players who enjoy the game.
     Currently, our membership includes:
     Asmo Dius, Baphomet, and Fahkry.
     We wish to welcome our newest member...Suiside.  May the gods smile upon you and
victory rest well on your team.  Any who wish to join us may contact one of our
members for info.

4 June 2003
                 ANNOUNCING THE RETURN OF STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
     The last Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse was one of the closest and most exciting
contests ever held in Alastari.  Such an epic demands a sequel.  Therefore, Master
Darque and Jack Wolfspider are pleased to announce the return of the Stormcrowe
Slaughterhouse.
     Where?  Stormcrowe DM 45 (slow).  When?  The Slaughterhouse returns on Turn 207,
due August 19.  How can you get into the action?  Bring a team (one per entrant
please) to arena 45 and announce your intention to join the contest in the Personals.
     Rules:  This time around the rules are very simple.  Each warrior win against a
higher rated opponent (one or more points higher in the ratings) brings you 10
points, against even rated opponent 7 points, lower rated 5 points.  Wins against
NPCs or by a warrior who downchallenges are worth 0 points.  Points are doubled for
kills.  All warriors in the arena whether participating in the Slaughterhouse or not
are fair game.  Points are totaled weekly, and the contestant whose team has racked
up the most points at the end of 10 turns is declared Slaughterhouse Champion.
     Prizes:  To be announced; we're still talking with RSI about it.  Figure it will
be something pretty good.  But hey, who needs prizes when the honor of being

Slaughterhouse Champion awaits!
     More info:  Master Darque, MasterDarqueDM@aol.com, or Jack Wolfspider,
russtulp@aol.com.  Or diplo Darque Forces (428) or Dynastic (433) in Arena 45.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UU DOEWANAKNO butchered KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CAFFIENE ACHIEVER was overcome by PRIMUS in a popular 3 minute Challenge Title match.
FANNY BELT unbelievably bested BLACK RHINO in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
R'SHANN savagely defeated LUDO in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody Challenge match.
WAHOO vanquished STRONGEST #3 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SPAZ GHOST was narrowly defeated by WURP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SIR CUITOUS handily defeated BUBBLES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
W.T. POOH defeated TICKLES in a action packed 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
SORROW overpowered TANNIN in a popular 2 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
TALOS was subdued by COM DOT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
JACK SPRAT slimly lost to DELICE THE RED in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
SPAZZ was demolished by EMERALD DRAGONFLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
STEVE MCQUEEN outlasted BUDDERCUP in a popular 10 minute bloody Challenge duel.
OBSESSED AVENGER viciously subdued POPE PAUL II in a exciting 9 minute Challenge fray.
LOOMING BIRD bested MASHER in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
NEVERMORE was beaten by BURGER KING in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
STARBUCK was overpowered by GOSSAMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ANDAR was handily defeated by MEN IN BLACK in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
APPLE JACK overpowered MOD COD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ODEN WARFIEND was demolished by GREASESPOT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SABLE unbelievably bested CARRIE NATION in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
LUNA TYCK overpowered XISS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ROT TEN EGGS was viciously subdued by OSIRIS in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
BEAUTY QUEEN was outwaited by DIRT WORM in a action packed 7 minute bout.
50 SUCKS overcame ROLEX WATCH in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
ABOUT YOUR CAR... was viciously subdued by KAP N' BELLE in a exciting 2 minute duel.
KAIDEN overpowered CRUSADER LORD in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
QRAPPY beat X THE BOLD in a popular 3 minute gory match.
HYSTERIAS was overpowered by HOT HAZEL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
VAL BEMERIKI was subdued by HALLIE O'DENE in a action packed 1 minute contest.
FOREVER MAN was savagely defeated by QUEEN AMAZONIA in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
KHARN demolished NUTT BRITTLE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HAPPY JACK overpowered PREACHER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MIDNIGHT FAITH was unbelievably bested by BABOO in a action packed 8 minute match.
NO CHASER was overpowered by JUGGLER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JOE KING overpowered KATANA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
AVARICIOUS AVON was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NASTY NITTERS vanquished SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LETHE subdued PERFECT TEN in a 2 minute conflict.
OSCAR viciously subdued ANGAR in a popular 2 minute bloody conflict.
SULTAN savagely defeated RAVEN in a action packed 5 minute bloody competition.
SPRING SHOE was subdued by TORATORATORRES in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
CUBA was assassinated by MIME in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SOUL SCOURGE overpowered OURS ROUGE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         WALL OF STEEL     61 -  42 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         LUNGING ATTACK    88 -  69 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         TOTAL PARRY       55 -  52 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK   49 -  48 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -  24 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  21 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  27 -  1      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    47 -  67 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         AIMED BLOW        10 -  21 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 352 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  9         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  9         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PRIMUS 21-4975             30  10  0  220 REAL BEER (1116)
TOTAL PARRY      FANNY BELT 28-1804         37  22  1  237 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)
LUNGING ATTACK   KAIDEN 35-3108             68  72  1  211 VIOLENT FEMS (972)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352       30  32  3  205 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-STRIKE     R'SHANN 20-577             41  33  3  199 OVERLORDS (30)
BASHING ATTACK   BLACK RHINO 71-1834        34  19  1  198 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)
SLASHING ATTACK  EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586  54  58  1  149 MAGICK (955)
AIMED BLOW       STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908      27  29  1  142 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-LUNGE      NEVERMORE 1-5260           16  17  2   93 LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    XISS 11-1305               22  25  4   58 U.B.O.S.M. (1184)

The overall popularity leader is ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BUDDERCUP 60-5967.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEAUTY 
QUEEN 47-3352, TICKLES 9-3486, R'SHANN 20-577, CARRIE NATION 64-4054, LUDO 18-708, 
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908, OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162, MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651, SULTAN 
10-4516, and COM DOT 65-6217.

The least popular fighter this week was BABOO 74-2711.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CUBA 26-3917, SKI MASK 58-5869, AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388, NO CHASER 
33-6490, PREACHER 7-5083, MOD COD 55-2638, STARBUCK 6-5387, STRONGEST #3 40-173, OURS 
ROUGE 3-6049, and KATANA 62-3769.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  0 1  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            3  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 1  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  5 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  MIROI CHANG(79)      0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SORROW 1-2863               25  21  2  185  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 MIME 2-4966                 19  10  3  100  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 OURS ROUGE 3-6049           15  19  1   43  THE REDBAERS (1180)        OSKSI
 STARBUCK 6-5387             20  14  0   43  SCIENCE FICTION (1152)     TRANSEL
 PREACHER 7-5083             16   7  2   58  THRILLZ & KILLZ (1211)     BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              32  50  1  140  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 WURP 10-18                  44  47  1  203  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 TORATORATORRES 11-726       21  18  0   72  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
 BUBBLES 12-4981             21  36  1  117  POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145)     RIZTAB
 CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429   34  34  4  203  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN
 LUDO 18-708                 49  56  2  190  THUNDR + LITENING (222)    TALCAMA
 HYSTERIAS 19-4047           26  26  3  140  ANARCHY (1151)             ZUWAYZA
 R'SHANN 20-577              41  33  3  199  OVERLORDS (30)             SEAM
 PRIMUS 21-4975              30  10  0  220  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
 KAP N' BELLE 25-4312        25  35  1  184  CARNIVAL (1071)            LYRATILAN
 WAHOO 26-3916               23  13  1  161  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 FANNY BELT 28-1804          37  22  1  237  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA
 SPRING SHOE 30-4178         17  23  2   56  CARNIVAL (1130)            IAYE
 CRUSADER LORD 31-3946       31  18  3  168  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         36  27  0  195  LUST MUPPETS (1099)        ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           52  37  0  173  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108              68  72  1  211  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 FOREVER MAN 38-4168         26  36  0  100  SANDS OF TIME (1195)       CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         42  83  1  141  SOLARAN BERSERK (949)      ZENSU
 BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352        30  32  3  205  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MEN IN BLACK 49-3157        39  88  1   80  RPG'S (697)                VITHICAR
 OSCAR 50-3153               23   5  0   69  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        32  22  3  110  GENOCIDE (1109)            TRICORUS
 MOD COD 55-2638             37  66  1   74  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      36  39  1  147  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       36  52  0  127  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            46  29  0  212  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 KATANA 62-3769               9   8  0   70  SAMURAI KIDS II (1182)     VALAMANTIS
 NASTY NITTERS 63-2383       15  19  2   68  TOMATO ENFORCER (1193)     AMEN-TEI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       29  61  0   81  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 TANNIN 65-4409              36  24  2  156  CRIMSON PEGASI (1079)      DAL SHANG
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         34  19  1  198  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)   KYR'TERR
 UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414       18   3  1  100  DRAKE'S LODGE (1206)       ERINIKA
 BABOO 74-2711               39  86  0   83  WILD AMINALS (635)         DAIYLA KIV
 MIDNIGHT FAITH 75-2651      18  12  1   73  PARANOID ASYLUM (1203)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778    94 131  6  171  BAD NEWS (640)             LIN TIRIAN
 POPE PAUL II 79-1317        22  11  0  137  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           49  22  0  210  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            15  19  4  161  JUNKYARD WARS (1140)       SYVYN'S HILL

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 13 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:

                            STRYSON (12-1368) SHADOW LORDS
                              STEFEN (15-2052) WILD BOYS
                         FROG SLAYER (21-4021) THE GUARDIANS
                       VICTOR CALDERONE (60-5223) CLUB CULTURE
                          TYBALT (62-3696) GRAPHIC VIOLENCE
                         WESTON (65-5719) SUPERIOR FORCES 4I
                            FOGGY (72-4595) DARQUE FORCES
                              NORAF (82-3856) ENVENOMED
                          CHEOPS (82-4451) LEGENDS OF EGYPT
                      THE SCREAMING FANS (82-6495) WHY I PLAY DM
                            CRAB (82-11880) 4-LETTER STDS
                         BRAND (82-13289) TOADS OF AMBER III
                        SHERRI (82-15114) SUPERIOR FORCES 3201

                                          -- Green Eyes