ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 07/30/2003    Duedate: 08/12/2003

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-355

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 4000 BLOWS 60/1107      6    1  0 85.7      ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 30/1213           
  2 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223  110   50  0 68.8      ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123           
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1148                      THE FURIOUS FIVE 52/698               
  3 CAER SIDHE 41/1218     11    5  0 68.8      THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219                
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/1217                   17 DARKMOON 12/1197       21   24  0 46.7
  4 SHADOW SIGNS 60/1220  370  237  1 61.0   18 DRAKE'S LODG 73/1206  128  147  5 46.5
  5 LUST MUPPETS 32/1099  234  171  1 57.8      DRAKE'S COMICS 47/1112                
  6-COLD STEEL 51/296     109   80  1 57.7      DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q 15/313                
    CRIMSON PEGASI 65/1079                      DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/1075           
  7 QUBIT 10/1136         603  496  2 54.9   19 GENOCIDE 51/1109      127  157  0 44.7
    TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/1054                     SCIENCE FICTION 6/1152                
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                         RESURRECTION 2/1065                   
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                         20 RPG'S 49/697         1088 1384 15 44.0
    SNOTZI'S II 33/813                          WILD AMINALS 74/635                   
    VERMIN!! 82/1124                            BAD NEWS 78/640                       
  8 MAGICK 60/955         434  370  4 54.0   21 JUNKYARD WAR 98/1140   14   18  0 43.8
    FORCE OF NATURE 75/747                   22 SAMURAI KIDS 62/1182    7    9  0 43.8
    AND SO IT BEGINS 65/1062                 23 CARNIVAL 25/1071       40   53  0 43.0
    EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/973                   CARNIVAL 30/1130                      
    CARTOUCHE 71/1111                        24 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   366  495  9 42.5
  9 YOU FEEL THA 82/1205   94   86  0 52.2   25 MY PETS 9/554         425  686 10 38.3
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/222                    GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
 10 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    21   20  0 51.2      RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                    26-HARLEQUINS 2/1186      42   68  1 38.2
 11 SPARF! 20/1069        628  603  9 51.0      WAR HAWKS 10/1026                     
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                       27 SOLARAN BERSE 40/949   21   35  1 37.5
    OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073                 28 TRIP OUT 30/1216        3    5  0 37.5
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/776                          BLIND LUCK 97/1183                    
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          UNTOUCHABLES 18/1190                  
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072                  29 BLUE MOON 9/1025      378  670  3 36.1
    REAL BEER 21/1116                           BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     REFORMERS 64/1095                     
 12 SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210   25   24  0 51.0      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207                   30 POWERPUFF GI 12/1145    8   15  0 34.8
    PERFECTION QUEST 98/1204                 31 THRILLZ & KIL 7/1211    1    3  0 25.0
 13 SUPERIOR KIL 98/1224  221  222  1 49.9   32 THE REDBAERS 3/1180     5   17  0 22.7
 14 RED FURY 9/786        140  141  0 49.8      TOMATO ENFORCER 63/1193               
    THE TAKEN 29/350                         33 U.B.O.S.M. 11/1184      4   14  0 22.2
 15 OVERLORDS 20/30        91   94  0 49.2   34 MY DRUGS 98/1222        0    9  0  0.0
    THE STORMGUARDS 31/132                      SANDS OF TIME 38/1195                 
 16 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700   56   60  0 48.3

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     First off, apologies for no DM column last turn, Crip got caught up in the FtF,
and it seems to have slipped through.  Almost missed again this turn, but he started
looking at Post-FtF turns on the 28th of July, just in time to get this column in,
but the penalty, I'm told, is that I will not be challenging anyone, nor will I be
avoiding anyone.  From this, I will guess that either Sorrow or Stella Blue will get
a challenge through for the throne.  Don't know much about Sorrow, so I wouldn't mind
that as a matchup, perhaps next turn if not this one.
     Interesting to see only 3 downchallenges last turn, first my defence of the
throne against a challenger champion.  Still haven't seen the turn 353 newsletter, so
I can only assume R'Shann was the #1 Contender.  My Stablemate also Downchallenged a
whopping 21.  However, on turn 352, when the challenge was issued, it would have
actually been a 4 pt upchallenge.  That's one of the problems with playing in a fast
arena with slow mail service--all the challenges and avoids are done a turn in
advance, and sometimes, they are simply wasted.
     I'm wondering how long it will take for Uu Doewannaknoe and his TC challenge
(that's from the Champions class, not the Freshmen class, I believe) to get up to the
top like Explicit from our last split cycle.  Of course, he doesn't have the same
style advantage as Explicit did, but I've been enjoying watching him progress through
Erinika and now here.
     Some observations from the newsletters from turns 352 and 354:

Ludo -- Your boss claims you are no good because you have less skills than some of
his champions class total parries.  Fear not, my boss has some warriors (at least one
active) here that have less total skills that a TP he ran in the Philly Apprentices
(assuming said TP to be mode).

Gwyn Ap Nudd -- Congrats on having the conniption of being the only ripper here.  The
boss will try to send another here shortly to keep you company.

More Lungers than any other style last turn, more than the 4 least popular styles
combined.  This is looking a lot less like the Home Guard that I've grown to love.

Primus
Real Beer
3 Time (I think) Captain of The Guard

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Is this some kind of day, or what?  Since when did someone pour sand in my 
eyesockets?  How come my head's stuffed with dirty wool, anyway?  Ooog.
     Harlequins were avoided by Powerpuff Girls.  Tickles was most challenged.  The 
Captaincy changed hands, and the new Captain wears pantyhose.  What is the world 
coming to, anyway?  We had thirty-eight fights, including sixteen challenge matches.  
Not great, but not bad, either.

     ODEN WARFIEND (11-1335) (23-17-2,71) of U.B.O.S.M. challenged NED THE JANITOR 
(66-2973) (18-19-0,94) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY.  Up 23.  ODEN WARFIEND was overpowered 
by NED THE JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
     PREACHER (7-5083) (16-8-2,54) of THRILLZ & KILLZ challenged SKI MASK (58-5869) 
(25-46-0,54) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Straight across.  PREACHER bested SKI MASK in a 
popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
     ANDAR (11-1038) (17-11-1,55) of U.B.O.S.M. challenged MEN IN BLACK (49-3157) 
(40-89-1,73) of RPG'S.  Up 18.  ANDAR was handily defeated by MEN IN BLACK in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge bout.
     TORATORATORRES (11-726) (21-18-0,72) of U.B.O.S.M. challenged CARRIE NATION (64-
4054) (30-62-0,88) of REFORMERS.  Up 16.  TORATORATORRES was overpowered by CARRIE 
NATION in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
     ISAWA TADAKA (7-5093) (18-4-0,62) of CALL TO THUNDER challenged XISS (11-1305) 
(22-25-4,58) of U.B.O.S.M..  Down 4.  ISAWA TADAKA devastated XISS in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
     SPRING SHOE (30-4178) (18-23-2,60) of CARNIVAL challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (37-
68-1,64) of RHYME TYME.  Up 4.  SPRING SHOE devastated MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge conflict.
     THE FRATSFAN CHEF (30-4385) (15-4-0,77) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY challenged 
GREASESPOT (60-5964) (21-29-0,79) of BUMS 'R' US.  Up 2.  THE FRATSFAN CHEF was 
savagely defeated by GREASESPOT in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
     LUNA TYCK (33-5761) (27-28-1,53) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO challenged GWYN AP NUDD 
(41-1210) (16-2-0,59) of CAER SIDHE.  Up 6.  LUNA TYCK was savagely defeated by GWYN 
AP NUDD in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
     KATANA (62-3769) (9-10-0,62) of SAMURAI KIDS II challenged SULTAN (10-4516) (23-
8-0,81) of SIR AGLIO.  Up 19.  KATANA was viciously subdued by SULTAN in a action 
packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
     KYLIE (18-6057) (20-16-1,98) of UNTOUCHABLES challenged QRAPPY (10-4761) (28-45-
1,145) of QUBIT.  Up 47.  KYLIE viciously subdued QRAPPY in a action packed 5 minute 
gruesome Challenge melee.
     BUBBLES (12-4981) (22-37-1,112) of POWERPUFF GIRLS challenged VAL BEMERIKI (51-
5018) (33-23-3,126) of GENOCIDE.  Up 14.  BUBBLES devastated VAL BEMERIKI in a 2 
minute mismatched Challenge match.
     MUSILAR DE MITTEL (53-5753) (30-15-0,165) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged HALLIE 
O'DENE (58-6018) (38-52-0,166) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Up 1.  MUSILAR DE MITTEL 
demolished HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
     STRONGEST #3 (40-173) (44-83-1,190) of SOLARAN BERSERK challenged DIRT WORM (82-
2315) (51-22-0,226) of VERMIN!!.  Up 36.  STRONGEST #3 was bested by DIRT WORM in a 
popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
     SPAZ GHOST (47-4161) (37-17-1,189) of DRAKE'S COMICS challenged 50 SUCKS (60-
4129) (48-29-0,224) of JOKA MASHER!.  Up 35.  SPAZ GHOST was overpowered by 50 SUCKS 
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
     STELLA BLUE (53-6167) (24-12-1,214) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged SORROW (1-
2863) (27-21-2,221) of SWEORDMASTERS.  Up 7.  STELLA BLUE was vanquished by SORROW in 
a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
     UU DOEWANAKNO (73-1414) (18-5-1,100) of DRAKE'S LODGE TV challenged TICKLES (9-
3486) (33-51-1,149) of MY PETS.  Up 49.  UU DOEWANAKNO devastated TICKLES in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     PRIMUS (21-4975) (32-10-0,246) of REAL BEER fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (69-73-
2,262) of VIOLENT FEMS.  Random match, but "up 16."  PRIMUS was savagely defeated by 
KAIDEN in a popular 2 minute bloody Title match.

                                        Olaf Modeen

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KAIDEN 35-3108              70  73  2  281  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            49  29  0  241  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 SORROW 1-2863               28  21  2  238  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           52  22  0  229  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352        32  33  3  220  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 R'SHANN 20-577              43  34  3  214  OVERLORDS (30)             SEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MISS WORLD 52-2370          29  27  1  205  THE FURIOUS FIVE (698)     FRATSFA
 EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586   57  58  2  204  MAGICK (955)               ARADI
 ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778    97 131  6  202  BAD NEWS (640)             LIN TIRIAN
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         44  84  1  199  SOLARAN BERSERK (949)      ZENSU
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         38  28  0  198  LUST MUPPETS (1099)        ARVAT
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         35  20  0  195  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 PRIMUS 21-4975              32  11  0  195  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
-WURP 10-18                  44  49  1  193  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 STELLA BLUE 53-6167         24  13  1  192  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 LUDO 18-708                 51  57  2  190  THUNDR + LITENING (222)    TALCAMA
 CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429   34  37  4  190  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN
-FANNY BELT 28-1804          37  24  1  189  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA
 SPAZ GHOST 47-4161          37  18  1  187  DRAKE'S COMICS (1112)      NORTH FORK
-KAP N' BELLE 25-4312        25  36  1  184  CARNIVAL (1071)            LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         34  22  1  178  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)   KYR'TERR
 MASHER 60-4553              31  31  3  178  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 MUSILAR DE MITTEL 53-5753   31  15  0  177  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUNNY BRAE 53-5638          33  26  1  176  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           54  38  0  168  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-WAHOO 26-3916               23  15  1  167  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
-TANNIN 65-4409              37  25  2  163  CRIMSON PEGASI (1079)      DAL SHANG
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       28  30  1  161  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       38  53  0  159  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
-OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162    37  38  1  157  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN
 SPAZZ 33-6207               33  23  0  155  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 THE RED SPARROW 60-5732     18   9  1  153  4000 BLOWS (1107)          ARADI
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            16  21  4  151  JUNKYARD WARS (1140)       SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALOS 31-2069               40  17  0  144  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 NIGHTSHADE 29-3773          20  12  0  142  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 BUBBLES 12-4981             23  37  1  137  POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145)     RIZTAB
-POPE PAUL II 79-1317        22  13  0  137  CHAPEL ROCK (776)          MIROI CHANG
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          34  22  2  136  THE MOTHERSHIP (1148)      ZUWAYZA
 UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414       19   5  1  135  DRAKE'S LODGE (1206)       ERINIKA
-JOE KING 47-2223            27  42  0  133  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     26  25  0  133  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)   KYR'TERR
-X THE BOLD 10-16            52  48  1  132  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 KYLIE 18-6057               21  16  1  130  UNTOUCHABLES (1190)        TALCAMA
-APPLE JACK 47-4011          26  16  4  127  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 COM DOT 65-6217             34  20  0  126  TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054)     DAL SHANG
 LOOMING BIRD 82-424         41  55  3  125  YOU FEEL THAT! (1205)      DWES EG
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           28  23  0  125  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
-BURGER KING 47-4152         28  20  2  124  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      36  42  1  122  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 CRUSADER LORD 31-3946       32  20  3  122  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
-JACK SPRAT 47-2954          43  51  4  121  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 QRAPPY 10-4761              28  46  1  120  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
-KHARN 51-2997               33  34  4  118  COLD STEEL (296)           TRICORUS
 TICKLES 9-3486              33  52  1  118  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      30  35  1  116  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        33  24  3  110  GENOCIDE (1109)            TRICORUS
 TRIDENT 29-3767             26   7  0  105  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-JUGGLER 2-4965              22  10  0  105  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     19  19  0  101  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MIME 2-4966                 20  11  3  100  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
-SABLE 2-4950                25  11  2   99  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       31  62  0   97  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         20  18  1   94  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 GREASESPOT 60-5964          22  29  0   92  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
-STARBUCK 6-5387             22  14  0   91  SCIENCE FICTION (1152)     TRANSEL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          40  53  1   88  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-OSCAR 50-3153               25   5  0   88  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
-TSUNAMI 75-2214             16   2  1   88  FORCE OF NATURE (747)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SULTAN 10-4516              24   8  0   84  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819        19  14  1   84  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MEN IN BLACK 49-3157        41  89  1   81  RPG'S (697)                VITHICAR
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          23  11  1   81  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 NO CHASER 33-6490           26  18  0   78  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        28  31  0   75  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SPRING SHOE 30-4178         19  23  2   75  CARNIVAL (1130)            IAYE
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        17  21  0   74  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385   15   5  0   74  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1213) IAYE
 AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388     18  16  0   73  TOMATO ENFORCER (1193)     AMEN-TEI
-AVALANCHE 75-2213           13   3  1   73  FORCE OF NATURE (747)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         19   4  0   72  CALL TO THUNDER (1217)     BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       18  10  1   72  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 NASTY NITTERS 63-2383       17  20  2   72  TOMATO ENFORCER (1193)     AMEN-TEI
 SNOWMAN 29-3460             20  20  1   71  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357         14   7  0   71  CARTOUCHE (1111)           KYR'TERR
-CUBA 26-3917                17   8  0   70  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 ODEN WARFIEND 11-1335       23  18  2   67  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
 KATANA 62-3769               9  11  0   67  SAMURAI KIDS II (1182)     VALAMANTIS
 TORATORATORRES 11-726       21  19  0   66  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        17   2  0   65  CAER SIDHE (1218)          KATI-TEI
 OURS ROUGE 3-6049           16  21  1   63  THE REDBAERS (1180)        OSKSI
 RADIENCE 9-4004             22  17  3   61  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            17  19  2   61  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
 PREACHER 7-5083             17   8  2   60  THRILLZ & KILLZ (1211)     BONSUR
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218         21  17  1   59  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BABOO 74-2711               39  89  0   58  WILD AMINALS (635)         DAIYLA KIV
-FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754         15  11  0   56  TRIP OUT (1216)            IAYE
 LUNA TYCK 33-5761           27  29  1   55  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-NESSUS 56-3622              14   8  5   55  ACT OF MALICE (1146)       ROCANIS
-LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021       9   4  0   54  AND SO IT BEGINS (1062)    DAL SHANG
 XISS 11-1305                22  26  4   53  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
 MOD COD 55-2638             37  69  1   52  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 SKI MASK 58-5869            25  47  0   51  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
-VALLISNERIA 30-3226         14   8  1   51  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 FOREVER MAN 38-4168         26  39  0   50  SANDS OF TIME (1195)       CLIFFHOME
 ANDAR 11-1038               17  12  1   50  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
-GOSSAMER 98-407              8   8  4   47  PERFECTION QUEST (1204)    SYVYN'S HILL
 LETHE 9-4782                23  16  2   43  BLUE MOON (1025)           ZUKAL
-FILI LIU 2-4968             17  16  0   42  RESURRECTION (1065)        NIANIA
 CROW 60-6269                12   5  0   42  SHADOW SIGNS (1220)        ARADI
-ROGAN 97-980                 5  10  4   34  BLIND LUCK (1183)          SHADOW GROVE
-ANGAR 10-4933               15  15  1   33  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
-MUMMY 99-853                 7   3  5   29  IKER'S CORPSES (1225)      SOUTH RIDGE
 ONE A DAY 98-799             9   2  3   28  MY DRUGS (1222)            SYVYN'S HILL
-FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809    7   3  4   28  COLLEGE RADIO (1223)       SYVYN'S HILL
-GLORY HOLE 98-870            5   5  4   24  SUPERIOR KILLZ (1224)      SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Primus -- Hmmm, I double-challenged you and we meet on a random match up.  You are a
most worthy Captain of the Guard.  I will train and attempt to meet you again. --
R'Shann

Hallie O'Dene -- Oh, no!  Bad time for me to be training a worthless stat.  Now, I
just won't be quite as dumb! -- Qrappy

Caffiene Achiever -- Highly overrated weapon, wouldn't you agree? -- 50 Sucks

Strongest #3 -- Thanks...I needed that. -- W.T. Pooh
P.S.  A simple skill, or some honey next time, please.

Pope Paul II -- Looking at the bottom of the fight report:  I won?? -- Com Dot

WT Pooh --
     There is nothing better
     than YOUR homefare.

     To that, even healer's cooking
     can not compare.

     I stalk with sweet teeth,
     seeking sticky treats...

     Like muffs and hot bunnies --
     all dripping with Pooh's honeys!

     Thanks -- I needed that.
                         -- #3

Tuft Tugger -- Never mind.  I have another idea now. -- #3

Rot Ten Eggs -- Take THAT, you stinky fiend!  A blow has been struck for the cause of
sobriety! -- Carrie Nation
P.S.  Gods, I need a drink after that fight.

Qrappy -- Why, your record is almost as bad as that of some of my teammates!  You
have my sympathies, but not, if I can help it, my win. -- Hallie O'Dene

Hot Hazel -- You hussy! -- Delice the Red

Tutankhamun -- Hmm, what is the armor value of linen stiffened with resin? -- Lethe

Isawa Tadaka -- Ski would have written you a personal, but he said he "had to fly
south for the summer."  (shrug)  I thought we WERE south, but what do I know? -- Ho-
Chan

18 July 2003
To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The
Association, is no more.  Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their
lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance:  The Firm.  We
have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more.  If you would like
to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15
or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62.
                               --*  The Firm *--
                    Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62
                    Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15
                    Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43
                    Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1

26 July 2003
     Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen.  While you slept, a pernicious
force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak.  It fought alongside their treasured
warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women.  Now the masks are
coming off.
     Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid.  After years of Andorian managers ranting
that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected
Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II.  Our spies
have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several
months to prepare.  Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the
Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena!
Downchallenges!  Assassinations!  Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres!
     The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle.  However, we
invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take
part...in one way or another.  Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the
pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake
stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling!
     This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed.  Blood
will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged.  Either way, we welcome you
with open arms and gleaming blades.
     This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic
Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'.

The Frothingslosh Syndicate

29 July 2003
           *     *     *     *The Third Annual Turf War*     *     *     *
     Yes, it's time again for alliances to go to war!  TW3 will be held in DM 47
(North Fork) at a date to be  specified later--right after Crip's Incomprehensible
Contest is over...but I'm sure everyone wants to get their teams there soon!  Here
are the rules:

1.  Each alliance must have a leader declare the arrival of his alliance.  The leader
    will be responsible for verifying any and all teams/managers who declare to the
    alliance he/she is leading.
2.  Each manager, team declaring for the contest must have approval of the leader,
    donate one Roll-up Certificate ($5) to the prize pot (send it to me by diplo, by
    snail, or a note to customer service), and declare his/her team by diplo, p-ad or
    snail.
3.  Each team may declare one warrior as champion.  All points scored by a champ are
    double!
4.  Prizes are as follows (mostly...there WILL be some things added as the prize pot
    grows with entry donations--this list is not final!)
    *  Highest scoring alliance -- Rename Arena 47 for a period of 6 months, one half
       of the total prize pot donated; roll-up certs.
    *  The Alliance with the most returns from the DA will get to re-name the DA
       monsters for a period of 6 months.
    *  The alliance with the most warriors listed as style masters will get to pick
       the Alastari city/arena to host the next Grand Tournament.
    *  The warrior with the most front page honors/awards will have the Arenamaster
       named after him for a period of 6 months.
    *  The Alliance with the most front page Honors/Awards will have the honor of
        picking the *slow* arena to host the Fifth Annual Turf War.
    *  The team with the most listings as Style Master will find out the favorites of
       one of their warriors.
    *  The warrior with the most listings as Style Master will fight at my expense
       for five turns (I will transfer to the manager's account).
    *  The Alliance with the most kills will be able to re-name the stand-in warriors
       for a period of 6 months.
    *  The warrior that scores the most total points will fight at my expense for 5
       turns (I will transfer $7.50 to the manager's account).
    *  The team that scores the most total points will receive an extra share of
       roll-up certs from the prize pot.
     There may be more categories to come, and the prize pot still has to be
divided...I'm open to category/prize ideas--and further donations to the prize pot.
     The contest will run for *TEN* turns; prizes will be awarded at the end of the
11th turn.
     Scoring will be as follows:
* 5 points per fight, doubled for each of the following conditions met:
     -- Two Alliance     -- Champion
     -- Challenge        -- Two Champions
     -- Bloodfeud        -- Challenger losing
     -- Kill
     (Note:  DA losses are exempt, but DA wins will be *tripled*!!!  Ex:  Happy
Slasher goes to the DA and dies, no points are lost.  If he wins, his team scores 60
points!  If he was a champ, he scores 120 points!)
     Use the following chart to calculate scores:
Conditions Met:       0     1     2     3     4     5     6     7
Points Per Fight:     5    10    20    40    80   160   320   640
* Awards/Honors and Style Masters will each be awarded points also.  Find the total
number of each (do note add Awards and Style Masters together) and consult the graph
below.  Champs that score an award or style master count as two.
     1 --   5      7 --  320
     2 --  10      8 --  640
     3 --  20      9 -- 1280
     4 --  40     10 -- 2560
     5 --  80     11 -- 5280
     6 -- 100     (x2 for each extra)
Note -- These categories *count as "triple"*--they will be figured for each team,
*AND* again for each alliance *as well as* for each warrior!
*  Each and every mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points...period.
*  TVs will be scored on the same scale as Awards/Style Masters, but the total points
will be x10.  TC's will be scored as TV's, but x10 more.
Number of TV/TC's          Points Scored (TV/TC)
     1      50/ 500
     2     100/1000
     3     200/2000
     4     400/4000
     +     x2/ x2 (for each extra)
     Each alliance will start with 5000 points, scores for *fights* will be added to
the winner's total *AND* deducted from the losers.
     Come  one and all, defend your turf and the honor of your alliance...or your
own!

                    Asmo Dius, TCB
                    Arenas, DM 47, DM 73

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UU DOEWANAKNO devastated TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
STELLA BLUE was vanquished by SORROW in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SPAZ GHOST was overpowered by 50 SUCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
STRONGEST #3 was bested by DIRT WORM in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
MUSILAR DE MITTEL demolished HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
BUBBLES devastated VAL BEMERIKI in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KYLIE viciously subdued QRAPPY in a action packed 5 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
KATANA was viciously subdued by SULTAN in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
LUNA TYCK was savagely defeated by GWYN AP NUDD in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
THE FRATSFAN CHEF was savagely defeated by GREASESPOT in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SPRING SHOE devastated MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ISAWA TADAKA devastated XISS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TORATORATORRES was overpowered by CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ANDAR was handily defeated by MEN IN BLACK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PREACHER bested SKI MASK in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ODEN WARFIEND was overpowered by NED THE JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PRIMUS was savagely defeated by KAIDEN in a popular 2 minute bloody Title match.
SIR CUITOUS was viciously subdued by R'SHANN in a popular 8 minute gory contest.
ROLEX WATCH slimly won victory over CAFFIENE ACHIEVER in a 2 minute match.
BLACK RHINO was overpowered by BEAUTY QUEEN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
LUDO was viciously subdued by ABOUT YOUR CAR... in a 2 minute brutal bout.
SUNNY BRAE was overpowered by EMERALD DRAGONFLY in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
HOT HAZEL was overpowered by MASHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SPAZZ overpowered LOOMING BIRD in a 1 minute uneven match.
COM DOT was overpowered by THE RED SPARROW in a 2 minute uneven duel.
W.T. POOH luckily beat TALOS in a tiresome 18 minute bloody fray.
QUEEN AMAZONIA vanquished KOOKABURRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAPPY JACK won victory over CRUSADER LORD in a 2 minute fray.
BUDDERCUP savagely defeated TRIDENT in a exciting 5 minute gory match.
DELICE THE RED was overpowered by NIGHTSHADE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FOREVER MAN was handily defeated by AVARICIOUS AVON in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ONE A DAY was devastated by SNOWMAN in a 4 minute bloody one-sided battle.
BEER GOGGLES overpowered RADIENCE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
NO CHASER demolished BABOO in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
MIGHTY MITE beat OURS ROUGE in a popular 3 minute duel.
NASTY NITTERS handily defeated B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LETHE was overpowered by KOGITSUNE MARU in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CROW lost to NEVERMORE in a exciting 2 minute struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         WALL OF STEEL     70 -  48 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         LUNGING ATTACK    92 -  72 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-STRIKE      27 -  24 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       54 -  50 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  24 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  29 -  2      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   49 -  61 -  1      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    48 -  70 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  22 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   6 -  0      25  |

Turn 355 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  6         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  9         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  7     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KAIDEN 35-3108             70  73  2  281 VIOLENT FEMS (972)
WALL OF STEEL    50 SUCKS 60-4129           49  29  0  241 JOKA MASHER! (833)
TOTAL PARRY      DIRT WORM 82-2315          52  22  0  229 VERMIN!! (1124)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352       32  33  3  220 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-STRIKE     R'SHANN 20-577             43  34  3  214 OVERLORDS (30)
SLASHING ATTACK  EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586  57  58  2  204 MAGICK (955)
BASHING ATTACK   ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778   97 131  6  202 BAD NEWS (640)
AIMED BLOW       HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018      38  53  0  159 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)
PARRY-LUNGE      SULTAN 10-4516             24   8  0   84 SIR AGLIO (788)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210       17   2  0   65 CAER SIDHE (1218)

The overall popularity leader is ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BUDDERCUP 60-5967.  The ten other most popular fighters were SULTAN 
10-4516, R'SHANN 20-577, KYLIE 18-6057, OURS ROUGE 3-6049, QRAPPY 10-4761, GWYN AP 
NUDD 41-1210, GREASESPOT 60-5964, BUBBLES 12-4981, SIR CUITOUS 10-4514, and TRIDENT 
29-3767.

The least popular fighter this week was W.T. POOH 33-4430.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ONE A DAY 98-799, TALOS 31-2069, LETHE 9-4782, RADIENCE 9-4004, 
LOOMING BIRD 82-424, HOT HAZEL 98-608, ODEN WARFIEND 11-1335, ANDAR 11-1038, HALLIE 
O'DENE 58-6018, and BABOO 74-2711.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            6  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  4  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  3 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  4 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  2 0  
IAYE(30)             1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SORROW 1-2863               28  21  2  238  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 OURS ROUGE 3-6049           16  21  1   63  THE REDBAERS (1180)        OSKSI
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         19   4  0   72  CALL TO THUNDER (1217)     BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              33  52  1  118  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         35  20  0  195  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 ODEN WARFIEND 11-1335       23  18  2   67  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
 BUBBLES 12-4981             23  37  1  137  POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145)     RIZTAB
 CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429   34  37  4  190  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN
 LUDO 18-708                 51  57  2  190  THUNDR + LITENING (222)    TALCAMA
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          34  22  2  136  THE MOTHERSHIP (1148)      ZUWAYZA
 R'SHANN 20-577              43  34  3  214  OVERLORDS (30)             SEAM
 PRIMUS 21-4975              32  11  0  195  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
 NIGHTSHADE 29-3773          20  12  0  142  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 SPRING SHOE 30-4178         19  23  2   75  CARNIVAL (1130)            IAYE
 TALOS 31-2069               40  17  0  144  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         38  28  0  198  LUST MUPPETS (1099)        ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           54  38  0  168  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108              70  73  2  281  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 FOREVER MAN 38-4168         26  39  0   50  SANDS OF TIME (1195)       CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         44  84  1  199  SOLARAN BERSERK (949)      ZENSU
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        17   2  0   65  CAER SIDHE (1218)          KATI-TEI
 BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352        32  33  3  220  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MEN IN BLACK 49-3157        41  89  1   81  RPG'S (697)                VITHICAR
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        33  24  3  110  GENOCIDE (1109)            TRICORUS
 STELLA BLUE 53-6167         24  13  1  192  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638             37  69  1   52  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      36  42  1  122  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       38  53  0  159  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            49  29  0  241  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 KATANA 62-3769               9  11  0   67  SAMURAI KIDS II (1182)     VALAMANTIS
 AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388     18  16  0   73  TOMATO ENFORCER (1193)     AMEN-TEI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       31  62  0   97  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 COM DOT 65-6217             34  20  0  126  TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054)     DAL SHANG
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     19  19  0  101  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         34  22  1  178  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)   KYR'TERR
 UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414       19   5  1  135  DRAKE'S LODGE (1206)       ERINIKA
 BABOO 74-2711               39  89  0   58  WILD AMINALS (635)         DAIYLA KIV
 ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778    97 131  6  202  BAD NEWS (640)             LIN TIRIAN
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           52  22  0  229  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            16  21  4  151  JUNKYARD WARS (1140)       SYVYN'S HILL