ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 07/30/2003 Duedate: 08/12/2003
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-355
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 4000 BLOWS 60/1107 6 1 0 85.7 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 30/1213
2 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223 110 50 0 68.8 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123
THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1148 THE FURIOUS FIVE 52/698
3 CAER SIDHE 41/1218 11 5 0 68.8 THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219
CALL TO THUNDER 7/1217 17 DARKMOON 12/1197 21 24 0 46.7
4 SHADOW SIGNS 60/1220 370 237 1 61.0 18 DRAKE'S LODG 73/1206 128 147 5 46.5
5 LUST MUPPETS 32/1099 234 171 1 57.8 DRAKE'S COMICS 47/1112
6-COLD STEEL 51/296 109 80 1 57.7 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q 15/313
CRIMSON PEGASI 65/1079 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/1075
7 QUBIT 10/1136 603 496 2 54.9 19 GENOCIDE 51/1109 127 157 0 44.7
TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/1054 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1152
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 RESURRECTION 2/1065
SIR AGLIO 10/788 20 RPG'S 49/697 1088 1384 15 44.0
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 WILD AMINALS 74/635
VERMIN!! 82/1124 BAD NEWS 78/640
8 MAGICK 60/955 434 370 4 54.0 21 JUNKYARD WAR 98/1140 14 18 0 43.8
FORCE OF NATURE 75/747 22 SAMURAI KIDS 62/1182 7 9 0 43.8
AND SO IT BEGINS 65/1062 23 CARNIVAL 25/1071 40 53 0 43.0
EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/973 CARNIVAL 30/1130
CARTOUCHE 71/1111 24 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 366 495 9 42.5
9 YOU FEEL THA 82/1205 94 86 0 52.2 25 MY PETS 9/554 425 686 10 38.3
THUNDR + LITENING 18/222 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
10 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142 21 20 0 51.2 RHYME TYME 55/449
JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209 26-HARLEQUINS 2/1186 42 68 1 38.2
11 SPARF! 20/1069 628 603 9 51.0 WAR HAWKS 10/1026
OPEN SESAME 50/824 27 SOLARAN BERSE 40/949 21 35 1 37.5
OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073 28 TRIP OUT 30/1216 3 5 0 37.5
CHAPEL ROCK 79/776 BLIND LUCK 97/1183
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1190
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072 29 BLUE MOON 9/1025 378 670 3 36.1
REAL BEER 21/1116 BAD APPLES 56/1091
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 REFORMERS 64/1095
12 SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210 25 24 0 51.0 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207 30 POWERPUFF GI 12/1145 8 15 0 34.8
PERFECTION QUEST 98/1204 31 THRILLZ & KIL 7/1211 1 3 0 25.0
13 SUPERIOR KIL 98/1224 221 222 1 49.9 32 THE REDBAERS 3/1180 5 17 0 22.7
14 RED FURY 9/786 140 141 0 49.8 TOMATO ENFORCER 63/1193
THE TAKEN 29/350 33 U.B.O.S.M. 11/1184 4 14 0 22.2
15 OVERLORDS 20/30 91 94 0 49.2 34 MY DRUGS 98/1222 0 9 0 0.0
THE STORMGUARDS 31/132 SANDS OF TIME 38/1195
16 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700 56 60 0 48.3
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
First off, apologies for no DM column last turn, Crip got caught up in the FtF,
and it seems to have slipped through. Almost missed again this turn, but he started
looking at Post-FtF turns on the 28th of July, just in time to get this column in,
but the penalty, I'm told, is that I will not be challenging anyone, nor will I be
avoiding anyone. From this, I will guess that either Sorrow or Stella Blue will get
a challenge through for the throne. Don't know much about Sorrow, so I wouldn't mind
that as a matchup, perhaps next turn if not this one.
Interesting to see only 3 downchallenges last turn, first my defence of the
throne against a challenger champion. Still haven't seen the turn 353 newsletter, so
I can only assume R'Shann was the #1 Contender. My Stablemate also Downchallenged a
whopping 21. However, on turn 352, when the challenge was issued, it would have
actually been a 4 pt upchallenge. That's one of the problems with playing in a fast
arena with slow mail service--all the challenges and avoids are done a turn in
advance, and sometimes, they are simply wasted.
I'm wondering how long it will take for Uu Doewannaknoe and his TC challenge
(that's from the Champions class, not the Freshmen class, I believe) to get up to the
top like Explicit from our last split cycle. Of course, he doesn't have the same
style advantage as Explicit did, but I've been enjoying watching him progress through
Erinika and now here.
Some observations from the newsletters from turns 352 and 354:
Ludo -- Your boss claims you are no good because you have less skills than some of
his champions class total parries. Fear not, my boss has some warriors (at least one
active) here that have less total skills that a TP he ran in the Philly Apprentices
(assuming said TP to be mode).
Gwyn Ap Nudd -- Congrats on having the conniption of being the only ripper here. The
boss will try to send another here shortly to keep you company.
More Lungers than any other style last turn, more than the 4 least popular styles
combined. This is looking a lot less like the Home Guard that I've grown to love.
Primus
Real Beer
3 Time (I think) Captain of The Guard
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Is this some kind of day, or what? Since when did someone pour sand in my
eyesockets? How come my head's stuffed with dirty wool, anyway? Ooog.
Harlequins were avoided by Powerpuff Girls. Tickles was most challenged. The
Captaincy changed hands, and the new Captain wears pantyhose. What is the world
coming to, anyway? We had thirty-eight fights, including sixteen challenge matches.
Not great, but not bad, either.
ODEN WARFIEND (11-1335) (23-17-2,71) of U.B.O.S.M. challenged NED THE JANITOR
(66-2973) (18-19-0,94) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY. Up 23. ODEN WARFIEND was overpowered
by NED THE JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PREACHER (7-5083) (16-8-2,54) of THRILLZ & KILLZ challenged SKI MASK (58-5869)
(25-46-0,54) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Straight across. PREACHER bested SKI MASK in a
popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ANDAR (11-1038) (17-11-1,55) of U.B.O.S.M. challenged MEN IN BLACK (49-3157)
(40-89-1,73) of RPG'S. Up 18. ANDAR was handily defeated by MEN IN BLACK in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TORATORATORRES (11-726) (21-18-0,72) of U.B.O.S.M. challenged CARRIE NATION (64-
4054) (30-62-0,88) of REFORMERS. Up 16. TORATORATORRES was overpowered by CARRIE
NATION in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ISAWA TADAKA (7-5093) (18-4-0,62) of CALL TO THUNDER challenged XISS (11-1305)
(22-25-4,58) of U.B.O.S.M.. Down 4. ISAWA TADAKA devastated XISS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SPRING SHOE (30-4178) (18-23-2,60) of CARNIVAL challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (37-
68-1,64) of RHYME TYME. Up 4. SPRING SHOE devastated MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute
mismatched Challenge conflict.
THE FRATSFAN CHEF (30-4385) (15-4-0,77) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY challenged
GREASESPOT (60-5964) (21-29-0,79) of BUMS 'R' US. Up 2. THE FRATSFAN CHEF was
savagely defeated by GREASESPOT in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
LUNA TYCK (33-5761) (27-28-1,53) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO challenged GWYN AP NUDD
(41-1210) (16-2-0,59) of CAER SIDHE. Up 6. LUNA TYCK was savagely defeated by GWYN
AP NUDD in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
KATANA (62-3769) (9-10-0,62) of SAMURAI KIDS II challenged SULTAN (10-4516) (23-
8-0,81) of SIR AGLIO. Up 19. KATANA was viciously subdued by SULTAN in a action
packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
KYLIE (18-6057) (20-16-1,98) of UNTOUCHABLES challenged QRAPPY (10-4761) (28-45-
1,145) of QUBIT. Up 47. KYLIE viciously subdued QRAPPY in a action packed 5 minute
gruesome Challenge melee.
BUBBLES (12-4981) (22-37-1,112) of POWERPUFF GIRLS challenged VAL BEMERIKI (51-
5018) (33-23-3,126) of GENOCIDE. Up 14. BUBBLES devastated VAL BEMERIKI in a 2
minute mismatched Challenge match.
MUSILAR DE MITTEL (53-5753) (30-15-0,165) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged HALLIE
O'DENE (58-6018) (38-52-0,166) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Up 1. MUSILAR DE MITTEL
demolished HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
STRONGEST #3 (40-173) (44-83-1,190) of SOLARAN BERSERK challenged DIRT WORM (82-
2315) (51-22-0,226) of VERMIN!!. Up 36. STRONGEST #3 was bested by DIRT WORM in a
popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
SPAZ GHOST (47-4161) (37-17-1,189) of DRAKE'S COMICS challenged 50 SUCKS (60-
4129) (48-29-0,224) of JOKA MASHER!. Up 35. SPAZ GHOST was overpowered by 50 SUCKS
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
STELLA BLUE (53-6167) (24-12-1,214) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged SORROW (1-
2863) (27-21-2,221) of SWEORDMASTERS. Up 7. STELLA BLUE was vanquished by SORROW in
a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
UU DOEWANAKNO (73-1414) (18-5-1,100) of DRAKE'S LODGE TV challenged TICKLES (9-
3486) (33-51-1,149) of MY PETS. Up 49. UU DOEWANAKNO devastated TICKLES in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PRIMUS (21-4975) (32-10-0,246) of REAL BEER fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (69-73-
2,262) of VIOLENT FEMS. Random match, but "up 16." PRIMUS was savagely defeated by
KAIDEN in a popular 2 minute bloody Title match.
Olaf Modeen
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KAIDEN 35-3108 70 73 2 281 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
50 SUCKS 60-4129 49 29 0 241 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
SORROW 1-2863 28 21 2 238 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
DIRT WORM 82-2315 52 22 0 229 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 32 33 3 220 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
R'SHANN 20-577 43 34 3 214 OVERLORDS (30) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MISS WORLD 52-2370 29 27 1 205 THE FURIOUS FIVE (698) FRATSFA
EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586 57 58 2 204 MAGICK (955) ARADI
ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778 97 131 6 202 BAD NEWS (640) LIN TIRIAN
STRONGEST #3 40-173 44 84 1 199 SOLARAN BERSERK (949) ZENSU
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 38 28 0 198 LUST MUPPETS (1099) ARVAT
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 35 20 0 195 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
PRIMUS 21-4975 32 11 0 195 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
-WURP 10-18 44 49 1 193 WAR HAWKS (1026) KOLACT
STELLA BLUE 53-6167 24 13 1 192 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
LUDO 18-708 51 57 2 190 THUNDR + LITENING (222) TALCAMA
CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429 34 37 4 190 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313) MALCORN
-FANNY BELT 28-1804 37 24 1 189 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA
SPAZ GHOST 47-4161 37 18 1 187 DRAKE'S COMICS (1112) NORTH FORK
-KAP N' BELLE 25-4312 25 36 1 184 CARNIVAL (1071) LYRATILAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK RHINO 71-1834 34 22 1 178 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973) KYR'TERR
MASHER 60-4553 31 31 3 178 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
MUSILAR DE MITTEL 53-5753 31 15 0 177 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUNNY BRAE 53-5638 33 26 1 176 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
W.T. POOH 33-4430 54 38 0 168 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-WAHOO 26-3916 23 15 1 167 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
-TANNIN 65-4409 37 25 2 163 CRIMSON PEGASI (1079) DAL SHANG
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 28 30 1 161 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 38 53 0 159 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
-OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162 37 38 1 157 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313) MALCORN
SPAZZ 33-6207 33 23 0 155 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
THE RED SPARROW 60-5732 18 9 1 153 4000 BLOWS (1107) ARADI
HOT HAZEL 98-608 16 21 4 151 JUNKYARD WARS (1140) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALOS 31-2069 40 17 0 144 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
NIGHTSHADE 29-3773 20 12 0 142 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
BUBBLES 12-4981 23 37 1 137 POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145) RIZTAB
-POPE PAUL II 79-1317 22 13 0 137 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
HAPPY JACK 19-4086 34 22 2 136 THE MOTHERSHIP (1148) ZUWAYZA
UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414 19 5 1 135 DRAKE'S LODGE (1206) ERINIKA
-JOE KING 47-2223 27 42 0 133 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 26 25 0 133 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973) KYR'TERR
-X THE BOLD 10-16 52 48 1 132 WAR HAWKS (1026) KOLACT
KYLIE 18-6057 21 16 1 130 UNTOUCHABLES (1190) TALCAMA
-APPLE JACK 47-4011 26 16 4 127 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
COM DOT 65-6217 34 20 0 126 TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054) DAL SHANG
LOOMING BIRD 82-424 41 55 3 125 YOU FEEL THAT! (1205) DWES EG
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 28 23 0 125 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
-BURGER KING 47-4152 28 20 2 124 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 36 42 1 122 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
CRUSADER LORD 31-3946 32 20 3 122 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
-JACK SPRAT 47-2954 43 51 4 121 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
QRAPPY 10-4761 28 46 1 120 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
-KHARN 51-2997 33 34 4 118 COLD STEEL (296) TRICORUS
TICKLES 9-3486 33 52 1 118 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 30 35 1 116 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 33 24 3 110 GENOCIDE (1109) TRICORUS
TRIDENT 29-3767 26 7 0 105 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
-JUGGLER 2-4965 22 10 0 105 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 19 19 0 101 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MIME 2-4966 20 11 3 100 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA
-SABLE 2-4950 25 11 2 99 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 31 62 0 97 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 20 18 1 94 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
GREASESPOT 60-5964 22 29 0 92 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
-STARBUCK 6-5387 22 14 0 91 SCIENCE FICTION (1152) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 40 53 1 88 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-OSCAR 50-3153 25 5 0 88 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
-TSUNAMI 75-2214 16 2 1 88 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN
SULTAN 10-4516 24 8 0 84 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 19 14 1 84 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MEN IN BLACK 49-3157 41 89 1 81 RPG'S (697) VITHICAR
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 23 11 1 81 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
NO CHASER 33-6490 26 18 0 78 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 28 31 0 75 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SPRING SHOE 30-4178 19 23 2 75 CARNIVAL (1130) IAYE
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 17 21 0 74 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385 15 5 0 74 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1213) IAYE
AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388 18 16 0 73 TOMATO ENFORCER (1193) AMEN-TEI
-AVALANCHE 75-2213 13 3 1 73 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN
ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093 19 4 0 72 CALL TO THUNDER (1217) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 18 10 1 72 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
NASTY NITTERS 63-2383 17 20 2 72 TOMATO ENFORCER (1193) AMEN-TEI
SNOWMAN 29-3460 20 20 1 71 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
-TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357 14 7 0 71 CARTOUCHE (1111) KYR'TERR
-CUBA 26-3917 17 8 0 70 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
ODEN WARFIEND 11-1335 23 18 2 67 U.B.O.S.M. (1184) ARUAK CITY
KATANA 62-3769 9 11 0 67 SAMURAI KIDS II (1182) VALAMANTIS
TORATORATORRES 11-726 21 19 0 66 U.B.O.S.M. (1184) ARUAK CITY
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 17 2 0 65 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
OURS ROUGE 3-6049 16 21 1 63 THE REDBAERS (1180) OSKSI
RADIENCE 9-4004 22 17 3 61 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
NEVERMORE 1-5260 17 19 2 61 LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207) MORDANT
PREACHER 7-5083 17 8 2 60 THRILLZ & KILLZ (1211) BONSUR
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218 21 17 1 59 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BABOO 74-2711 39 89 0 58 WILD AMINALS (635) DAIYLA KIV
-FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754 15 11 0 56 TRIP OUT (1216) IAYE
LUNA TYCK 33-5761 27 29 1 55 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-NESSUS 56-3622 14 8 5 55 ACT OF MALICE (1146) ROCANIS
-LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 9 4 0 54 AND SO IT BEGINS (1062) DAL SHANG
XISS 11-1305 22 26 4 53 U.B.O.S.M. (1184) ARUAK CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 37 69 1 52 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
SKI MASK 58-5869 25 47 0 51 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
-VALLISNERIA 30-3226 14 8 1 51 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
FOREVER MAN 38-4168 26 39 0 50 SANDS OF TIME (1195) CLIFFHOME
ANDAR 11-1038 17 12 1 50 U.B.O.S.M. (1184) ARUAK CITY
-GOSSAMER 98-407 8 8 4 47 PERFECTION QUEST (1204) SYVYN'S HILL
LETHE 9-4782 23 16 2 43 BLUE MOON (1025) ZUKAL
-FILI LIU 2-4968 17 16 0 42 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
CROW 60-6269 12 5 0 42 SHADOW SIGNS (1220) ARADI
-ROGAN 97-980 5 10 4 34 BLIND LUCK (1183) SHADOW GROVE
-ANGAR 10-4933 15 15 1 33 WAR HAWKS (1026) KOLACT
-MUMMY 99-853 7 3 5 29 IKER'S CORPSES (1225) SOUTH RIDGE
ONE A DAY 98-799 9 2 3 28 MY DRUGS (1222) SYVYN'S HILL
-FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 7 3 4 28 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
-GLORY HOLE 98-870 5 5 4 24 SUPERIOR KILLZ (1224) SYVYN'S HILL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Primus -- Hmmm, I double-challenged you and we meet on a random match up. You are a
most worthy Captain of the Guard. I will train and attempt to meet you again. --
R'Shann
Hallie O'Dene -- Oh, no! Bad time for me to be training a worthless stat. Now, I
just won't be quite as dumb! -- Qrappy
Caffiene Achiever -- Highly overrated weapon, wouldn't you agree? -- 50 Sucks
Strongest #3 -- Thanks...I needed that. -- W.T. Pooh
P.S. A simple skill, or some honey next time, please.
Pope Paul II -- Looking at the bottom of the fight report: I won?? -- Com Dot
WT Pooh --
There is nothing better
than YOUR homefare.
To that, even healer's cooking
can not compare.
I stalk with sweet teeth,
seeking sticky treats...
Like muffs and hot bunnies --
all dripping with Pooh's honeys!
Thanks -- I needed that.
-- #3
Tuft Tugger -- Never mind. I have another idea now. -- #3
Rot Ten Eggs -- Take THAT, you stinky fiend! A blow has been struck for the cause of
sobriety! -- Carrie Nation
P.S. Gods, I need a drink after that fight.
Qrappy -- Why, your record is almost as bad as that of some of my teammates! You
have my sympathies, but not, if I can help it, my win. -- Hallie O'Dene
Hot Hazel -- You hussy! -- Delice the Red
Tutankhamun -- Hmm, what is the armor value of linen stiffened with resin? -- Lethe
Isawa Tadaka -- Ski would have written you a personal, but he said he "had to fly
south for the summer." (shrug) I thought we WERE south, but what do I know? -- Ho-
Chan
18 July 2003
To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The
Association, is no more. Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their
lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance: The Firm. We
have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more. If you would like
to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15
or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62.
--* The Firm *--
Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62
Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15
Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43
Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1
26 July 2003
Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen. While you slept, a pernicious
force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak. It fought alongside their treasured
warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women. Now the masks are
coming off.
Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid. After years of Andorian managers ranting
that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected
Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II. Our spies
have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several
months to prepare. Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the
Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena!
Downchallenges! Assassinations! Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres!
The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle. However, we
invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take
part...in one way or another. Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the
pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake
stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling!
This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed. Blood
will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged. Either way, we welcome you
with open arms and gleaming blades.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic
Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'.
The Frothingslosh Syndicate
29 July 2003
* * * *The Third Annual Turf War* * * *
Yes, it's time again for alliances to go to war! TW3 will be held in DM 47
(North Fork) at a date to be specified later--right after Crip's Incomprehensible
Contest is over...but I'm sure everyone wants to get their teams there soon! Here
are the rules:
1. Each alliance must have a leader declare the arrival of his alliance. The leader
will be responsible for verifying any and all teams/managers who declare to the
alliance he/she is leading.
2. Each manager, team declaring for the contest must have approval of the leader,
donate one Roll-up Certificate ($5) to the prize pot (send it to me by diplo, by
snail, or a note to customer service), and declare his/her team by diplo, p-ad or
snail.
3. Each team may declare one warrior as champion. All points scored by a champ are
double!
4. Prizes are as follows (mostly...there WILL be some things added as the prize pot
grows with entry donations--this list is not final!)
* Highest scoring alliance -- Rename Arena 47 for a period of 6 months, one half
of the total prize pot donated; roll-up certs.
* The Alliance with the most returns from the DA will get to re-name the DA
monsters for a period of 6 months.
* The alliance with the most warriors listed as style masters will get to pick
the Alastari city/arena to host the next Grand Tournament.
* The warrior with the most front page honors/awards will have the Arenamaster
named after him for a period of 6 months.
* The Alliance with the most front page Honors/Awards will have the honor of
picking the *slow* arena to host the Fifth Annual Turf War.
* The team with the most listings as Style Master will find out the favorites of
one of their warriors.
* The warrior with the most listings as Style Master will fight at my expense
for five turns (I will transfer to the manager's account).
* The Alliance with the most kills will be able to re-name the stand-in warriors
for a period of 6 months.
* The warrior that scores the most total points will fight at my expense for 5
turns (I will transfer $7.50 to the manager's account).
* The team that scores the most total points will receive an extra share of
roll-up certs from the prize pot.
There may be more categories to come, and the prize pot still has to be
divided...I'm open to category/prize ideas--and further donations to the prize pot.
The contest will run for *TEN* turns; prizes will be awarded at the end of the
11th turn.
Scoring will be as follows:
* 5 points per fight, doubled for each of the following conditions met:
-- Two Alliance -- Champion
-- Challenge -- Two Champions
-- Bloodfeud -- Challenger losing
-- Kill
(Note: DA losses are exempt, but DA wins will be *tripled*!!! Ex: Happy
Slasher goes to the DA and dies, no points are lost. If he wins, his team scores 60
points! If he was a champ, he scores 120 points!)
Use the following chart to calculate scores:
Conditions Met: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Points Per Fight: 5 10 20 40 80 160 320 640
* Awards/Honors and Style Masters will each be awarded points also. Find the total
number of each (do note add Awards and Style Masters together) and consult the graph
below. Champs that score an award or style master count as two.
1 -- 5 7 -- 320
2 -- 10 8 -- 640
3 -- 20 9 -- 1280
4 -- 40 10 -- 2560
5 -- 80 11 -- 5280
6 -- 100 (x2 for each extra)
Note -- These categories *count as "triple"*--they will be figured for each team,
*AND* again for each alliance *as well as* for each warrior!
* Each and every mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points...period.
* TVs will be scored on the same scale as Awards/Style Masters, but the total points
will be x10. TC's will be scored as TV's, but x10 more.
Number of TV/TC's Points Scored (TV/TC)
1 50/ 500
2 100/1000
3 200/2000
4 400/4000
+ x2/ x2 (for each extra)
Each alliance will start with 5000 points, scores for *fights* will be added to
the winner's total *AND* deducted from the losers.
Come one and all, defend your turf and the honor of your alliance...or your
own!
Asmo Dius, TCB
Arenas, DM 47, DM 73
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
UU DOEWANAKNO devastated TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
STELLA BLUE was vanquished by SORROW in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SPAZ GHOST was overpowered by 50 SUCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
STRONGEST #3 was bested by DIRT WORM in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
MUSILAR DE MITTEL demolished HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
BUBBLES devastated VAL BEMERIKI in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KYLIE viciously subdued QRAPPY in a action packed 5 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
KATANA was viciously subdued by SULTAN in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
LUNA TYCK was savagely defeated by GWYN AP NUDD in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
THE FRATSFAN CHEF was savagely defeated by GREASESPOT in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SPRING SHOE devastated MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ISAWA TADAKA devastated XISS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TORATORATORRES was overpowered by CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ANDAR was handily defeated by MEN IN BLACK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PREACHER bested SKI MASK in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ODEN WARFIEND was overpowered by NED THE JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PRIMUS was savagely defeated by KAIDEN in a popular 2 minute bloody Title match.
SIR CUITOUS was viciously subdued by R'SHANN in a popular 8 minute gory contest.
ROLEX WATCH slimly won victory over CAFFIENE ACHIEVER in a 2 minute match.
BLACK RHINO was overpowered by BEAUTY QUEEN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
LUDO was viciously subdued by ABOUT YOUR CAR... in a 2 minute brutal bout.
SUNNY BRAE was overpowered by EMERALD DRAGONFLY in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
HOT HAZEL was overpowered by MASHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SPAZZ overpowered LOOMING BIRD in a 1 minute uneven match.
COM DOT was overpowered by THE RED SPARROW in a 2 minute uneven duel.
W.T. POOH luckily beat TALOS in a tiresome 18 minute bloody fray.
QUEEN AMAZONIA vanquished KOOKABURRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAPPY JACK won victory over CRUSADER LORD in a 2 minute fray.
BUDDERCUP savagely defeated TRIDENT in a exciting 5 minute gory match.
DELICE THE RED was overpowered by NIGHTSHADE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FOREVER MAN was handily defeated by AVARICIOUS AVON in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ONE A DAY was devastated by SNOWMAN in a 4 minute bloody one-sided battle.
BEER GOGGLES overpowered RADIENCE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
NO CHASER demolished BABOO in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
MIGHTY MITE beat OURS ROUGE in a popular 3 minute duel.
NASTY NITTERS handily defeated B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LETHE was overpowered by KOGITSUNE MARU in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CROW lost to NEVERMORE in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 WALL OF STEEL 70 - 48 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 14 LUNGING ATTACK 92 - 72 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 PARRY-STRIKE 27 - 24 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 TOTAL PARRY 54 - 50 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 24 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 29 - 2 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 49 - 61 - 1 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 48 - 70 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 22 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
Turn 355 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 5 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 9 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 7 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK KAIDEN 35-3108 70 73 2 281 VIOLENT FEMS (972)
WALL OF STEEL 50 SUCKS 60-4129 49 29 0 241 JOKA MASHER! (833)
TOTAL PARRY DIRT WORM 82-2315 52 22 0 229 VERMIN!! (1124)
STRIKING ATTACK BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 32 33 3 220 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-STRIKE R'SHANN 20-577 43 34 3 214 OVERLORDS (30)
SLASHING ATTACK EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586 57 58 2 204 MAGICK (955)
BASHING ATTACK ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778 97 131 6 202 BAD NEWS (640)
AIMED BLOW HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 38 53 0 159 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)
PARRY-LUNGE SULTAN 10-4516 24 8 0 84 SIR AGLIO (788)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 17 2 0 65 CAER SIDHE (1218)
The overall popularity leader is ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778. The most popular warrior
this turn was BUDDERCUP 60-5967. The ten other most popular fighters were SULTAN
10-4516, R'SHANN 20-577, KYLIE 18-6057, OURS ROUGE 3-6049, QRAPPY 10-4761, GWYN AP
NUDD 41-1210, GREASESPOT 60-5964, BUBBLES 12-4981, SIR CUITOUS 10-4514, and TRIDENT
29-3767.
The least popular fighter this week was W.T. POOH 33-4430. The other ten least
popular fighters were ONE A DAY 98-799, TALOS 31-2069, LETHE 9-4782, RADIENCE 9-4004,
LOOMING BIRD 82-424, HOT HAZEL 98-608, ODEN WARFIEND 11-1335, ANDAR 11-1038, HALLIE
O'DENE 58-6018, and BABOO 74-2711.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 6 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 4 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 3 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 2 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 4 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0
LAPUR(29) 2 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 2 0
IAYE(30) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SORROW 1-2863 28 21 2 238 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
OURS ROUGE 3-6049 16 21 1 63 THE REDBAERS (1180) OSKSI
ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093 19 4 0 72 CALL TO THUNDER (1217) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 33 52 1 118 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 35 20 0 195 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
ODEN WARFIEND 11-1335 23 18 2 67 U.B.O.S.M. (1184) ARUAK CITY
BUBBLES 12-4981 23 37 1 137 POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145) RIZTAB
CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429 34 37 4 190 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313) MALCORN
LUDO 18-708 51 57 2 190 THUNDR + LITENING (222) TALCAMA
HAPPY JACK 19-4086 34 22 2 136 THE MOTHERSHIP (1148) ZUWAYZA
R'SHANN 20-577 43 34 3 214 OVERLORDS (30) SEAM
PRIMUS 21-4975 32 11 0 195 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
NIGHTSHADE 29-3773 20 12 0 142 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
SPRING SHOE 30-4178 19 23 2 75 CARNIVAL (1130) IAYE
TALOS 31-2069 40 17 0 144 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 38 28 0 198 LUST MUPPETS (1099) ARVAT
W.T. POOH 33-4430 54 38 0 168 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 70 73 2 281 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
FOREVER MAN 38-4168 26 39 0 50 SANDS OF TIME (1195) CLIFFHOME
STRONGEST #3 40-173 44 84 1 199 SOLARAN BERSERK (949) ZENSU
GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 17 2 0 65 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI
BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 32 33 3 220 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
MEN IN BLACK 49-3157 41 89 1 81 RPG'S (697) VITHICAR
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 33 24 3 110 GENOCIDE (1109) TRICORUS
STELLA BLUE 53-6167 24 13 1 192 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
MOD COD 55-2638 37 69 1 52 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 36 42 1 122 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 38 53 0 159 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
50 SUCKS 60-4129 49 29 0 241 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
KATANA 62-3769 9 11 0 67 SAMURAI KIDS II (1182) VALAMANTIS
AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388 18 16 0 73 TOMATO ENFORCER (1193) AMEN-TEI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 31 62 0 97 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
COM DOT 65-6217 34 20 0 126 TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054) DAL SHANG
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 19 19 0 101 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
BLACK RHINO 71-1834 34 22 1 178 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973) KYR'TERR
UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414 19 5 1 135 DRAKE'S LODGE (1206) ERINIKA
BABOO 74-2711 39 89 0 58 WILD AMINALS (635) DAIYLA KIV
ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778 97 131 6 202 BAD NEWS (640) LIN TIRIAN
DIRT WORM 82-2315 52 22 0 229 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
HOT HAZEL 98-608 16 21 4 151 JUNKYARD WARS (1140) SYVYN'S HILL