ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 09/10/2003    Duedate: 09/23/2003

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DM-101    TURN-358

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-4000 BLOWS 60/1107      7    2  0 77.8      OVERLORDS 31/1233                     
  2 MENAGERIE 26/1137      21    9  0 70.0   16-BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    23   26  0 46.9
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/1217                      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179                   17-HARBINGERS 32/1226     27   31  0 46.6
    CAER SIDHE 41/1218                       18 GENOCIDE 51/1109      136  157  0 46.4
  3 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223  112   54  0 67.5      SCIENCE FICTION 6/1152                
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1148                      RESURRECTION 2/1065                   
  4 SHADOW GOLD 71/1143   371  239  1 60.8   19 DRAKE'S LODG 73/1206  134  155  5 46.4
    SHADOW SIGNS 60/1220                        DRAKE'S COMICS 47/1112                
  5 LUST MUPPETS 32/1099  236  172  1 57.8      DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q 15/313                
  6 QUBIT 10/1136         622  511  2 54.9      DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/1075           
    TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/1054                  20-DARKMOON 12/1197       21   25  0 45.7
    VERMIN!! 82/1124                         21 SAMURAI KIDS 62/1182    8   10  0 44.4
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                      22 THRILLZ & KIL 7/1211    4    5  0 44.4
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                            SUPERIOR KILLS 98/1229                
    SNOTZI'S II 33/813                       23-RPG'S 49/697         1091 1387 15 44.0
    BRAINIAC 82/1234                            WILD AMINALS 74/635                   
  7 MAGICK 60/955         448  377  4 54.3      BAD NEWS 78/640                       
    FORCE OF NATURE 75/747                   24-CARNIVAL 19/95         41   53  0 43.6
    AND SO IT BEGINS 65/1062                 25 JUNKYARD WAR 98/1140   15   20  0 42.9
    EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/973                26 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   370  497  9 42.7
    CARTOUCHE 71/1111                           JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
  8-THE NIGHT'S WA 9/787  345  292  5 54.2   27 HARLEQUINS 2/1186      49   74  1 39.8
  9-CLUB CULTURE 60/1230   79   69  1 53.4      FREELANCERS 72/1232                   
 10 SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210   30   28  0 51.7      WAR HAWKS 10/1026                     
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207                   28 MY PETS 9/554         428  692 10 38.2
    SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                      GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227                     RHYME TYME 55/449                     
 11 YOU FEEL THA 82/1205   96   90  0 51.6   29 SOLARAN BERSE 40/949   22   37  1 37.3
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/222                 30 BLUE MOON 9/1025      384  679  3 36.1
 12 SPARF! 20/1069        641  614  9 51.1      BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    REAL BEER 21/1116                           CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    OPEN SESAME 50/824                          REFORMERS 64/1095                     
    OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073                 31 TRIP OUT 30/1216        5    9  0 35.7
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          UNTOUCHABLES 18/1190                  
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072                     BLIND LUCK 97/1183                    
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                  32 THE REDBAERS 3/1180     9   20  0 31.0
 13-SUPERIOR KIL 98/1224  222  222  1 50.0      TOMATO ENFORCER 63/1193               
 14 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700   63   63  0 50.0   33 POWERPUFF GI 12/1145    8   18  0 30.8
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516                  34 U.B.O.S.M. 11/1184      6   24  0 20.0
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 30/1213              35 MY DRUGS 98/1222        2   12  0 14.3
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123                 SANDS OF TIME 38/1195                 
 15 OVERLORDS 20/30        96  100  0 49.0   36 IKER'S CORPS 99/1225    0    3  0  0.0
    THE STORMGUARDS 31/132                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

Wow!  Three turns in a row!  A-Sop hasn't gotten over it yet.  She said something
about fluke, dive, thrown...but now she's had to accept that I did it on my own.

I don't know how long I'll hold the throne, but at least you all know exactly who you
have for a leader--a VIOLENT FEM!

                               Kaiden

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Your regularly scheduled spy reporter is out of town and I've been elected to do
a little something for you.  Unfortunately the courier who was to bring me my notes
was asleep on the job.  I got some of the stuff, but not all of it.  This is a
wonderful excuse, eh?  It happens to be true, but still a wonderful excuse....
     The title fight was a random matchup between KAIDEN and ROLEX WATCH.  It wasn't
really much of a fight.  Rolex, dueling with fine Swiss precision, sent Kaiden off
the sands in defeat in less than a minute.
     SIR AGLIO was the most avoided team, with DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q being the most
avoiding.  Don't worry guys, I don't think anyone would want you in their
seraglio....  Sorry, that was mean, but really, all those scars are NOT sexy.
     The most challenged warrior was XISS.  The lucky, or perhaps skillful,
challenger was ROT TEN EGGS.  One whiff of that, and Xiss was more than ready to give
up.  Actually, so was I, and I wasn't even out on the sands!
     I know the tradition is to talk about each and every challenge match, but I'm
afraid you're out of luck this time.  Suffice to say there were twenty of 'em out of
fifty-one fights.  Of those twenty fights, only four resulted in losses for the
challengers.  I guess it really does help to pick your fights.
     There were a couple of twelve minute fights and one ten minute fight.  Don't you
guys know some of us have no attention span.  Oh, look, a butterfly!  What was I
saying?  Never mind.
     That's all you get today, I'm afraid.  You'll be back to your regular reporter
next cycle who I'm sure that will make up for the scantiness of this one.
     The Saint

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         40  29  0  206  LUST MUPPETS (1099)        ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586   60  58  2  244  MAGICK (955)               ARADI
 PRIMUS 21-4975              34  11  0  238  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
 MUSILAR DE MITTEL 53-5753   33  15  0  216  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 SORROW 1-2863               30  22  2  215  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            51  30  0  214  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LUDO 18-708                 53  58  2  209  THUNDR + LITENING (222)    TALCAMA
-STELLA BLUE 53-6167         25  13  1  209  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352        33  34  3  207  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SPAZ GHOST 47-4161          39  19  1  204  DRAKE'S COMICS (1112)      NORTH FORK
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           52  25  0  194  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 R'SHANN 20-577              44  36  3  194  OVERLORDS (30)             SEAM
 WURP 10-18                  45  50  1  192  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         45  86  1  191  SOLARAN BERSERK (949)      ZENSU
 FANNY BELT 28-1804          38  24  1  191  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA
 SUNNY BRAE 53-5638          34  27  1  191  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 MASHER 60-4553              32  33  3  191  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 KAIDEN 35-3108              72  74  2  188  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         36  22  0  187  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429   35  39  4  184  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN
 APPLE JACK 47-4011          28  16  4  183  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALOS 31-2069               43  17  0  181  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ABOUT YOUR CAR... 78-778    97 133  6  179  BAD NEWS (640)             LIN TIRIAN
 STREET RAT 11-3116          29  20  1  176  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 WAHOO 26-3916               24  16  1  172  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           56  39  0  169  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162    38  39  1  169  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            17  23  4  166  JUNKYARD WARS (1140)       SYVYN'S HILL
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     28  26  0  164  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)   KYR'TERR
 JACK SPRAT 47-2954          45  51  4  163  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       40  54  0  163  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 SPAZZ 33-6207               34  25  0  162  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SAMWELL 9-4079              30   9  1  162  THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787)    ZUKAL
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         35  24  1  160  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)   KYR'TERR
 UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414       20   7  1  158  DRAKE'S LODGE (1206)       ERINIKA
-THE RED SPARROW 60-5732     19  10  1  158  4000 BLOWS (1107)          ARADI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KYLIE 18-6057               22  18  1  149  UNTOUCHABLES (1190)        TALCAMA
 X THE BOLD 10-16            53  49  1  148  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        36  24  3  147  GENOCIDE (1109)            TRICORUS
 COM DOT 65-6217             36  21  0  147  TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054)     DAL SHANG
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          35  24  2  147  THE MOTHERSHIP (1148)      ZUWAYZA
 QRAPPY 10-4761              31  46  1  146  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 STARBUCK 6-5387             25  14  0  145  SCIENCE FICTION (1152)     TRANSEL
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       28  32  1  136  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      37  44  1  135  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
-ELLORIEN 9-4150             23  13  0  132  THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787)    ZUKAL
 BUBBLES 12-4981             23  40  1  129  POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145)     RIZTAB
 BURGER KING 47-4152         28  22  2  126  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 JOE KING 47-2223            27  44  0  126  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 TICKLES 9-3486              34  54  1  125  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 LOOMING BIRD 82-424         41  58  3  122  YOU FEEL THAT! (1205)      DWES EG
-BUDDERCUP 60-5967           28  25  0  122  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 MIME 2-4966                 21  12  3  120  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 MISER 71-3793               35  14  2  119  SHADOW GOLD (1143)         KYR'TERR
 JUGGLER 2-4965              23  11  0  119  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 SILHOUETTE 26-2006          23   6  0  118  MENAGERIE (1137)           CALEAM
-LIGHTNING 32-3932           30  21  4  113  HARBINGERS (1226)          ARVAT
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             19   2  1  109  FORCE OF NATURE (747)      JADE MOUNTAIN
-QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      30  36  1  107  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 CRUSADER LORD 31-3946       33  22  3  105  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 AVALANCHE 75-2213           16   3  1  101  FORCE OF NATURE (747)      JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SULTAN 10-4516              27   8  0  100  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388     21  16  0  100  TOMATO ENFORCER (1193)     AMEN-TEI
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     20  20  0  100  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         22   4  0   99  CALL TO THUNDER (1217)     BONSUR
 PREACHER 7-5083             20   8  2   97  THRILLZ & KILLZ (1211)     BONSUR
 SABLE 2-4950                25  13  2   94  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        19  22  0   91  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OSCAR 50-3153               26   5  0   90  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        19   8  2   89  THE ILLUMINATI (1179)      LYRATILAN
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        19   3  0   89  CAER SIDHE (1218)          KATI-TEI
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         18  18  0   89  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 FILI LIU 2-4968             20  16  0   87  RESURRECTION (1065)        NIANIA
-BEER GOGGLES 33-6819        20  15  1   86  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-MEN IN BLACK 49-3157        43  89  1   85  RPG'S (697)                VITHICAR
 ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        30  31  0   85  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          24  11  1   83  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385   16   6  0   83  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1213) IAYE
 TOTALLY PAR 82-5175         21   9  0   79  BRAINIAC (1234)            DWES EG
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         20  19  1   79  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 ODYSSEUS 31-4637            23  22  1   78  OVERLORDS (1233)           CHIMLEVTAL
 BAYUSHI KACHIKO 7-5235      18   5  0   78  CALL TO THUNDER (1217)     BONSUR
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            19  20  2   77  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
 OURS ROUGE 3-6049           17  23  1   76  THE REDBAERS (1180)        OSKSI
-GATECRASHER 60-6075         20  14  1   75  CLUB CULTURE (1230)        ARADI
-KANDY KANES 19-4329         17   8  0   75  CARNIVAL (95)              ZUWAYZA
-GREASESPOT 60-5964          23  30  0   74  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021      10   6  0   74  AND SO IT BEGINS (1062)    DAL SHANG
 SIR VILE 10-4754            18  14  0   72  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 PERFECT TEN 47-4218         21  19  1   71  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 JARRAC 72-5294              17  13  2   71  FREELANCERS (1232)         DRAGONHEAD
-NASTY NITTERS 63-2383       17  21  2   70  TOMATO ENFORCER (1193)     AMEN-TEI
-NO CHASER 33-6490           26  20  0   69  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357         15   9  0   69  CARTOUCHE (1111)           KYR'TERR
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       32  64  0   68  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 ANGAR 10-4933               17  15  1   68  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
-EGG SHERBERT 30-3759        18  11  2   67  TRIP OUT (1216)            IAYE
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       19  12  1   65  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
-PHISH BAIT 30-3761          18   9  1   64  TRIP OUT (1216)            IAYE
-FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754         16  12  0   62  TRIP OUT (1216)            IAYE
 XISS 11-1305                23  28  4   61  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          41  55  1   60  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LUNA TYCK 33-5761           28  31  1   60  DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TOTURI 7-5051               18  11  0   58  CALL TO THUNDER (1217)     BONSUR
-NUTMEG 7-5167               16   9  1   58  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 KRAC D'CHEVALIERS 31-4345   16  12  0   56  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 MOD COD 55-2638             38  71  1   54  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 KATANA 62-3769              10  12  0   54  SAMURAI KIDS II (1182)     VALAMANTIS
 LETHE 9-4782                24  18  2   53  BLUE MOON (1025)           ZUKAL
 FOREVER MAN 38-4168         26  42  0   51  SANDS OF TIME (1195)       CLIFFHOME
 ANDAR 11-1038               18  14  1   50  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
-CROW 60-6269                12   6  0   47  SHADOW SIGNS (1220)        ARADI
 ONE A DAY 98-799            11   2  3   47  MY DRUGS (1222)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809    8   5  4   47  COLLEGE RADIO (1223)       SYVYN'S HILL
 SKI MASK 58-5869            26  49  0   46  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 ODEN WARFIEND 11-1335       23  21  2   42  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
 TORATORATORRES 11-726       21  22  0   39  U.B.O.S.M. (1184)          ARUAK CITY
-ROGAN 97-980                 5  11  4   35  BLIND LUCK (1183)          SHADOW GROVE
-BABOO 74-2711               40  90  0   34  WILD AMINALS (635)         DAIYLA KIV
 MUMMY 99-853                 7   6  5   33  IKER'S CORPSES (1225)      SOUTH RIDGE
 GLORY HOLE 98-870            6   7  4   27  SUPERIOR KILLS (1229)      SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Steve McQueen -- Actually, the reason I didn't say something rude was because I
didn't have a good insult ready.  Good insults need planning, you know. -- Hallie
O'Dene

Apple Jack -- You profane a perfectly good fruit.  Fermentation, faugh. -- Delice the
Red

Preacher -- You shpiked my water bottle with your shacramental wine.  Fiend.  Fiend,
I say. -- Carrie Nation

Andar -- Duck hater!  Foul mammal!  You will PAY for this! -- Ski Mask, Founder and
President, Ducks with Swords

Nevermore -- I wish! -- Lethe

Olaf -- I'm not really fond of ties myself.  A good ascot, however, can be a pleasant
thing and a joy to see. -- Lethe

Olaf -- It'sh vile shlander. -- Carrie Nation

The Red Sparrow -- Pooh on you! -- W.T.

Joe King -- When you win a battle between losers, does that make you a "better
loser"? -- Qrappy, and inquiring minds, want to know

R'Shann -- Another overrated overlord. -- 50 Sucks, but 55 Sucks more

Primus -- Well done. -- Dirt Worm

19 August 2003
     Citizens of Ghea (only the ignorant fail to note Lirith Kai is not in Alastari),
no new day is rising, but the sun is setting on just another beautiful evening.
While you were sleeping, an irksome rabble has entered the always fair Aruak City.
Of course they fought alongside our warriors, most not so treasured, as all
gladiators do.  They drank with themselves, and slept with themselves.  Whether they
had masks, who cares.
     Warriors, don't be afraid.  For years Aruak has been one of the safest cities in
Ghea, and that custom has been continually cultivated, and will continue to be by
those who have called it home for years and those who live, fight, and die by the
same ethics.  There is no contest, nor has there ever needed to be one for many
years.  A conflict of personalities has arisen, and the city has been 'invaded' by
pests.
     Any rules that are annouced will be purely for the joy of the lemmings' own
little world.  Those who are being targeted have no interest in participating except
to defend the integrity of an arena that is different from others.  Whether you
choose to come to Aruak, do it for your own reasons, not theirs.
    Competing in Aruak City has never been for the faint of heart or the weak willed.
Combat is combat, wherever you go.  Blood will flow as always, and now many innocents
will be caught in the middle, but those who defend Aruak's traditions never target
those who bring respect of Aruaki customs with them to our home.
    So ignore the private ranting announcement brought by the stuporous
Frothingsloshers.  If you choose Aruak City, do not choose it for an unsanctioned and
bogus 'contest', choose it for the tradition.  Choose it because Aruak is different.

Defenders of Aruak

25 August 2003
To any that care -- The CDC is back; our current roster is:
     Malaquar -- Minion of Guardian
     Pip the Troll -- Burly Enforcer Type
     mouse -- Official Sneaky Bastard
     Papa Bear -- Elder Statesmen
                     The Sealer says, "Hi, I'm the dealer."
                     Papa Bear says, "It's not my f****n fault."
Guardian -- Paper Figurehead

9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS!  If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU!  The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In.  It's not too late for you to sign up.  I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit.  For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com.  We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!

-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BAYUSHI KACHIKO devastated KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PRIMUS outwaited SPAZ GHOST in a action packed 7 minute brutal Challenge battle.
CAFFIENE ACHIEVER was overpowered by EMERALD DRAGONFLY in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MUSILAR DE MITTEL savagely defeated DIRT WORM in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.
LUDO outwaited R'SHANN in a popular 12 minute bloody Challenge duel.
TALOS narrowly defeated WAHOO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl.
HAPPY JACK savagely defeated MISER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
BURGER KING lost to QRAPPY in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
STARBUCK viciously subdued STEVE MCQUEEN in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
JOE KING was overcome by HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
KYLIE overpowered JUGGLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ISAWA TADAKA viciously subdued PERFECT TEN in a exciting 2 minute Challenge battle.
SILHOUETTE beat CRUSADER LORD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
NED THE JANITOR defeated GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ANGAR overpowered FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
GLORY HOLE was handily defeated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ROT TEN EGGS devastated XISS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
FILI LIU beat NEVERMORE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
HOCKEY DUCK overpowered SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
THE FRATSFAN CHEF was viciously subdued by AVARICIOUS AVON in a 4 minute competition.
KOGITSUNE MARU savagely defeated ANDAR in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
KAIDEN was handily defeated by ROLEX WATCH in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
SORROW savagely defeated SIR CUITOUS in a popular 4 minute gory match.
OBSESSED AVENGER was vanquished by MASHER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SUNNY BRAE was defeated by BEAUTY QUEEN in a action packed 3 minute brutal match.
50 SUCKS slimly won victory over RIPPY BRICKBOY in a popular 12 minute gruesome fray.
FANNY BELT beat PARADISE PARROT in a action packed 4 minute brutal competition.
WURP defeated BLACK RHINO in a action packed 1 minute fight.
STRONGEST #3 overcame SPAZZ in a exciting 1 minute fight.
HOT HAZEL subdued MIME in a popular 1 minute fight.
JACK SPRAT overpowered TICKLES in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
W.T. POOH outwaited BUBBLES in a popular 10 minute bloody duel.
APPLE JACK demolished UU DOEWANAKNO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
STREET RAT viciously subdued COM DOT in a 2 minute brutal fight.
DELICE THE RED was subdued by VAL BEMERIKI in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
LOOMING BIRD was vanquished by X THE BOLD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
AVALANCHE overpowered OURS ROUGE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided competition.
TSUNAMI viciously subdued SABLE in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
ODYSSEUS was vanquished by PREACHER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ROWDY YOBBO was savagely defeated by MIGHTY MITE in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
GWYN AP NUDD was overpowered by SULTAN in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
ONE A DAY overcame MUMMY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute melee.
TOTALLY PAR luckily beat TUTANKHAMUN in a popular 6 minute brutal match.
JARRAC defeated KRAC D'CHEVALIERS in a 2 minute duel.
LETHE savagely defeated ODEN WARFIEND in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
FOREVER MAN was savagely defeated by CARRIE NATION in a 2 minute competition.
SIR VILE was subdued by OSCAR in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
LUNA TYCK was demolished by SOUL SCOURGE in a popular 2 minute one-sided battle.
TOTURI devastated TORATORATORRES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LYTA ALEXANDER demolished KATANA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         WALL OF STEEL     72 -  57 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         TOTAL PARRY       53 -  42 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         PARRY-LUNGE       26 -  21 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         LUNGING ATTACK    96 -  82 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  24 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  27 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         STRIKING ATTACK   57 -  68 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    49 -  71 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        16 -  25 -  0      39  |

Turn 358 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  8     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  9         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ROLEX WATCH 32-3732        40  29  0  206 LUST MUPPETS (1099)
SLASHING ATTACK  EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586  60  58  2  244 MAGICK (955)
STRIKING ATTACK  MUSILAR DE MITTEL 53-5753  33  15  0  216 PUERCO'S PINATA (700)
LUNGING ATTACK   SORROW 1-2863              30  22  2  215 SWEORDMASTERS (1210)
PARRY-STRIKE     LUDO 18-708                53  58  2  209 THUNDR + LITENING (222)
TOTAL PARRY      SPAZ GHOST 47-4161         39  19  1  204 DRAKE'S COMICS (1112)
BASHING ATTACK   MASHER 60-4553             32  33  3  191 JOKA MASHER! (833)
PARRY-LUNGE      PARADISE PARROT 71-1735    28  26  0  164 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)
AIMED BLOW       HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018      40  54  0  163 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210       19   3  0   89 CAER SIDHE (1218)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BUBBLES 12-4981.  The ten other most popular fighters were MUSILAR DE MITTEL 
53-5753, TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357, STARBUCK 6-5387, WAHOO 26-3916, R'SHANN 20-577, LUDO 
18-708, 50 SUCKS 60-4129, TSUNAMI 75-2214, SORROW 1-2863, and PARADISE PARROT 
71-1735.

The least popular fighter this week was KRAC D'CHEVALIERS 31-4345.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were ODYSSEUS 31-4637, OURS ROUGE 3-6049, LOOMING BIRD 82-424, 
SKI MASK 58-5869, XISS 11-1305, GLORY HOLE 98-870, FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809, 
KOOKABURRA 33-4151, KATANA 62-3769, and TORATORATORRES 11-726.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  3 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  3 0  ARADI(60)            3  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  0 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  4 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  4 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       4  5 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SORROW 1-2863               30  22  2  215  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 MIME 2-4966                 21  12  3  120  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 OURS ROUGE 3-6049           17  23  1   76  THE REDBAERS (1180)        OSKSI
 STARBUCK 6-5387             25  14  0  145  SCIENCE FICTION (1152)     TRANSEL
 ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093         22   4  0   99  CALL TO THUNDER (1217)     BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              34  54  1  125  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 WURP 10-18                  45  50  1  192  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 STREET RAT 11-3116          29  20  1  176  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 BUBBLES 12-4981             23  40  1  129  POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145)     RIZTAB
 CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429   35  39  4  184  DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)      MALCORN
 LUDO 18-708                 53  58  2  209  THUNDR + LITENING (222)    TALCAMA
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          35  24  2  147  THE MOTHERSHIP (1148)      ZUWAYZA
 R'SHANN 20-577              44  36  3  194  OVERLORDS (30)             SEAM
 PRIMUS 21-4975              34  11  0  238  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET
 SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223        19   8  2   89  THE ILLUMINATI (1179)      LYRATILAN
 WAHOO 26-3916               24  16  1  172  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 FANNY BELT 28-1804          38  24  1  191  OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073)    MORYA
 THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385   16   6  0   83  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1213) IAYE
 TALOS 31-2069               43  17  0  181  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         40  29  0  206  LUST MUPPETS (1099)        ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           56  39  0  169  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108              72  74  2  188  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         18  18  0   89  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          24  11  1   83  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         45  86  1  191  SOLARAN BERSERK (949)      ZENSU
 GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210        19   3  0   89  CAER SIDHE (1218)          KATI-TEI
 BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352        33  34  3  207  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 OSCAR 50-3153               26   5  0   90  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        36  24  3  147  GENOCIDE (1109)            TRICORUS
 MUSILAR DE MITTEL 53-5753   33  15  0  216  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638             38  71  1   54  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      37  44  1  135  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       40  54  0  163  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586   60  58  2  244  MAGICK (955)               ARADI
 KATANA 62-3769              10  12  0   54  SAMURAI KIDS II (1182)     VALAMANTIS
 AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388     21  16  0  100  TOMATO ENFORCER (1193)     AMEN-TEI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       32  64  0   68  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 COM DOT 65-6217             36  21  0  147  TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054)     DAL SHANG
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     20  20  0  100  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     28  26  0  164  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)   KYR'TERR
 JARRAC 72-5294              17  13  2   71  FREELANCERS (1232)         DRAGONHEAD
 UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414       20   7  1  158  DRAKE'S LODGE (1206)       ERINIKA
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             19   2  1  109  FORCE OF NATURE (747)      JADE MOUNTAIN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           52  25  0  194  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            17  23  4  166  JUNKYARD WARS (1140)       SYVYN'S HILL
 MUMMY 99-853                 7   6  5   33  IKER'S CORPSES (1225)      SOUTH RIDGE