ADVANCED DUELMASTERS Date : 10/08/2003 Duedate: 10/21/2003 HOME GUARD DM-101 TURN-360 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223 113 57 0 66.5 13 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700 66 70 0 48.5 THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1148 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516 2 MENAGERIE 26/1137 26 16 0 61.9 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 30/1213 THE ILLUMINATI 25/1179 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123 CALL TO THUNDER 7/1217 THE FURIOUS FIVE 52/698 CAER SIDHE 41/1218 14 DRAKE'S LODG 73/1206 141 158 5 47.2 3 SHADOW GOLD 71/1143 371 241 1 60.6 DRAKE'S COMICS 47/1112 4 LUST MUPPETS 32/1099 236 174 1 57.6 CISUM S. EKARD 31/1175 5 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 314 234 6 57.3 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q 15/313 BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/1075 BLADES OF GRASS 33/1076 15 JOYS OF BOOZ 33/1209 24 27 0 47.1 6 QUBIT 10/1136 635 521 3 54.9 16 GENOCIDE 51/1109 138 161 0 46.2 TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1152 VERMIN!! 82/1124 RESURRECTION 2/1065 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/1054 17 THRILLZ & KIL 7/1211 6 7 0 46.2 JOKA MASHER! 60/833 SUPERIOR KILLS 98/1229 SIR AGLIO 10/788 18-JUNKYARD WAR 98/1140 16 20 0 44.4 BRAINIAC 82/1234 19-CARNIVAL 11/1105 41 54 0 43.2 SNOTZI'S II 33/813 20 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 371 500 9 42.6 7 MAGICK 60/955 457 382 4 54.5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 FORCE OF NATURE 75/747 21 HARLEQUINS 2/1186 56 82 1 40.6 AND SO IT BEGINS 65/1062 WAR HAWKS 10/1026 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/973 FREELANCERS 72/1232 CARTOUCHE 71/1111 22 MY PETS 9/554 432 694 11 38.4 8 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 34 30 0 53.1 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812 LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/1207 RHYME TYME 55/449 SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210 23 TRIP OUT 30/1216 8 13 0 38.1 9 YOU FEEL THA 82/1205 99 90 0 52.4 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1190 THUNDR + LITENING 18/222 BLIND LUCK 97/1183 10 SPARF! 20/1069 652 628 9 50.9 24 BLUE MOON 9/1025 391 682 3 36.4 OPEN SESAME 50/824 BAD APPLES 56/1091 OTTO'S MECHANICS 28/1073 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072 REFORMERS 64/1095 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 25 SOLARAN BERSE 40/949 22 39 1 36.1 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 26 THE REDBAERS 3/1180 10 23 0 30.3 REAL BEER 21/1116 TOMATO ENFORCER 63/1193 NOT QUITE 59/1237 27 POWERPUFF GI 12/1145 8 20 0 28.6 11 OVERLORDS 20/30 103 101 1 50.5 28 U.B.O.S.M. 11/1184 10 28 0 26.3 THE STORMGUARDS 31/132 29 MY DRUGS 98/1222 4 14 0 22.2 OVERLORDS 31/1233 SANDS OF TIME 38/1195 12 BATTLE BEASTS 6/1235 11 11 0 50.0 30 IKER'S CORPS 99/1225 0 5 0 0.0 SAMURAI KIDS II 62/1182 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Eye of the Storm #65 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ + In the Far West: The ship approaching them was running on oars; it had no mast that they could see, but two banks of oars dipped and rose in practiced unison, glittering as sunlight hit the water falling from the blades. It was considerably longer than the gladiators' vessel, and narrower in proportion, but there was still room on that lean deck for a cluster of armed men. It was headed straight for them, picking up speed as it came. Vurand cursed. "That's no pirate," the Orc said, turning to run toward the stern of the ship. "That's a damned warship, and it's going to ram us!" Ashon Chang and Werre had also seen the approaching ship, and Chang was running toward the bow; he passed Vurand half way. "Not enough wind to avoid them," he said in passing. Jammies looked both ways, uncertain what it would be best to do, and decided to wait for orders from someone more knowledgeable. Reaching Herlas and Rughal, who were glaring at each other near the bow, Ashon Chang said, "We are about to be rammed by a warship. Can either of you do anything about it?" Both men jerked and looked toward the approaching vessel. "I can do little with the Arcanum in this state," Herlas said, "and nothing with that barbarian watching me--" Rughal, who looked as though he hadn't eaten or slept since Shania disappeared, glared at him suspiciously. "What did you have in mind?" "I might be able to do something with...oh, fog, maybe, and wind," the Fratsfan said thoughtfully. "Weather is easily influenced, being naturally so unstable. But we could as well crash into those rocks ourselves, running blind," he added. Rughal glanced at the rocks, which were tall chimneys and small islands rising straight out of the sea, then at the approaching warship. "A fog to hide both us and that other ship," he said, "and on a count of ten after the fog appears, a strong wind at an angle to take us through that gap." He indicated a passage between two islands with a tilt of his head, not wanting to point and be seen from the attacking ship. "Ashon, tell Werre. On the count of ten after the fog, change course--" "To pass between those two islands, which we won't see until we're right on them, but you're correct, it's a chance worth taking." The samurai turned and raced back to the stern. "I don't know if I'll have the strength to hold the fog and especially the wind for long," Herlas warned. "I don't want to be rammed or captured, but my power has limits." Rughal bared his teeth in a hard grin. "I'll help you." "But--!" "Or stop you. Your choice." Herlas said something under his breath. It might have been swearing. He put his hands over his face for a moment, then straightened up and glanced at Rughal. "Very well. I begin." It began with a little haze, just the thinnest veil of sun-gilded mist. Nothing to cause the most wary of mariners any concern. Rughal could see sweat forming on Herlas' face and decided that it was time to join in. He gripped the Fratsfan's shoulders, focused his mind and hiu, and visualized himself as a wall at the man's back, bracing him in the effort he was making. Herlas responded immediately. The mist shimmered and suddenly turned to a heavy fog. Rughal began counting out loud while the wizard groped for the reins of the wind. The ship wallowed underfoot as the wind that had been driving it faltered, then quickened again as the count reached ten. *** ***** *** ***** *** Shania Silverstar stared at the stone for several minutes. It was...no longer a thing of power. No longer the Eye of the West. Dull-surfaced, lightless, dead. She set it gently back in the niche these people had appointed for it. As soon as her hands lifted from the stone, a faint crazing ran over the surface, deepened, and suddenly the stone collapsed into a pile of dust. "Well, that is one question answered," she murmured. "I won't have to tell the people here that the stone is dead. They'll be able to see for them--" She turned at a cry of alarm and fury from the doorway. The man, the priest, who had spoken to her before stood there, staring. "Woman, what have you done?" he demanded. Shania raised an eyebrow. "I have absorbed the essence of the stone," she said coolly. "I am now...the Eye of the West." "No! That's impossible!" "It's the truth." It seemed likely that he would attack her in his shock and rage, and she readied herself to defend. She was a mage of no small ability, though her power was currently much below normal, and the arena had trained her to use her hands as weapons. She was aware, also, that with the power from the stone had come certain abilities--there was no time to explore the possibilities, but some of them were bound to be useful in combat. If this fool thought she was defenseless, he would be surprised. Very surprised. The man rushed at her and grabbed the front of her shift, presumably to shake her. She swept up one arm to block and break away his grip, chopped into the side of his neck with the edge of her hand, and as he began to fall away, snapped a kick into his side. His collapse was gratifying, but there was no time to stand around and admire her handiwork. He had no sword but did carry a dagger, which she appropriated. An obsidian blade and a gold-inlaid handle. Probably ceremonial. Well, it would still kill at need, no doubt. She took his outer robe, as well, because it had a hood that would conceal her pale hair; she had a suspicion that these people were all or mostly dark. By the time she'd gotten the robe off him, he was beginning to twitch. Shania looked at him thoughtfully, then hit him again on the side of the head behind his ear, using the butt of his dagger. He subsided. She briefly contemplated tearing his undergarment into strips and bind him, but it would take too long. She had to be away from here NOW, before the other priests--there were bound to be others--showed up to assist at the sacrifice. She tucked the dagger into the sleeve of her borrowed robe, where it would be instantly available at need, and opened the door. REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER You guys are quite the balls of fire today, aren't you? Twenty-eight active managers, and only ONE sent in personals? Be still my excited heart. Snotzi's II were avoided by The Stormguards. They are rumored to be carrying incurable diseases. So what? This is the Isle. The only incurable disease here is boredom. Kylie got the most challenges but avoided them all. We had fifty-three fights, of which twenty-eight were challenge matches, two of them TV challenges. Two deaths. Nine fights were action packed, six were exciting (couldn't prove it by me), one standby fought. The longest fight was a measly seven minutes, but two matches tied for that. Plenty of warriors here for the fights this week, but let's hope a few managers show up, too, next time. SULTAN (10-4516) (28-8-0,140) of SIR AGLIO fought MISER (71-3793) (35-15-2,99) of SHADOW GOLD. SULTAN viciously butchered MISER in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout. Sultans don't do misery. Ah, miser-y. The challenge matches-- TOTURI (7-5051) (19-11-0,74) of CALL TO THUNDER challenged FILI LIU (2-4968) (20-17-0,79) of RESURRECTION. Up 5. TOTURI vanquished FILI LIU in an action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray. PERFECT TEN (47-4218) (22-19-1,82) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged JARRAC (72-5294) (17-14-2,53) of FREELANCERS. Down 29. PERFECT TEN won victory over JARRAC in a 2 minute Challenge bout. GLORY HOLE (98-870) (6-8-4,32) of SUPERIOR KILLS challenged XISS (11-1305) (23- 29-4,50) of U.B.O.S.M. Up 18. GLORY HOLE overpowered XISS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-809) (8-6-4,54) of COLLEGE RADIO challenged CARRIE NATION (64-4054) (33-64-0,72) of REFORMERS. Up 28. FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE was overpowered by CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute Challenge fight. ROGAN (97-980) (6-11-4,46) of BLIND LUCK challenged FOREVER MAN (38-4168) (26- 43-0,50) of SANDS OF TIME. Up 4. ROGAN was luckily beaten by FOREVER MAN in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight. KATANA (62-3769) (11-12-0,56) of SAMURAI KIDS II challenged ODEN WARFIEND (11- 1335) (24-21-2,57) of U.B.O.S.M. Up 1. KATANA was vanquished by ODEN WARFIEND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray. HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (24-12-1,70) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged SKI MASK (58- 5869) (26-50-0,44) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Down 26. HOCKEY DUCK was subdued by SKI MASK in an action packed 2 minute Challenge bout. NEVERMORE (1-5260) (20-20-2,98) of LAB EXPERIMENTS challenged ISAWA TADAKA (7- 5093) (22-5-0,96) of CALL TO THUNDER. Down 2. NEVERMORE beat ISAWA TADAKA in an action packed 2 minute Challenge fight. AVARICIOUS AVON (63-2388) (21-17-0,96) of TOMATO ENFORCER challenged SOUL SCOURGE (25-1223) (20-8-2,100) of THE ILLUMINATI. Up 4. AVARICIOUS AVON handily defeated SOUL SCOURGE in a 1 minute Challenge competition. GWYN AP NUDD (41-1210) (20-3-0,100) of CAER SIDHE challenged KOOKABURRA (33- 4151) (42-55-1,78) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Down 22. GWYN AP NUDD was executed by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. ROT TEN EGGS (47-3099) (31-31-0,99) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged GAR & BRILL (38- 4252) (18-19-0,69) of JUST BECAUSE. Down 31. ROT TEN EGGS overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. THE FRATSFAN CHEF (30-4385) (17-6-0,94) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY challenged PREACHER (7-5083) (21-8-2,113) of THRILLZ & KILLZ. Up 19. THE FRATSFAN CHEF overpowered PREACHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. STARBUCK (6-5387) (25-15-0,140) of SCIENCE FICTION challenged MIGHTY MITE (82- 13968) (20-22-0,118) of VERMIN!!. down 22. STARBUCK savagely defeated MIGHTY MITE in an action packed 3 minute Challenge struggle. VAL BEMERIKI (51-5018) (36-25-3,118) of GENOCIDE challenged BUBBLES (12-4981) (23-41-1,130) of POWERPUFF GIRLS. Up 12. VAL BEMERIKI handily defeated BUBBLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. HAPPY JACK (19-4086) (35-25-2,147) of THE MOTHERSHIP challenged W.T. POOH (33- 4430) (56-40-0,143) of SNOTZI'S II. Down 4. HAPPY JACK savagely defeated W.T. POOH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match. MIME (2-4966) (21-13-3,105) of HARLEQUINS challenged NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (21-20-0,132) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY. Up 27. MIME demolished NED THE JANITOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. KYLIE (18-6057) (23-18-1,162) of UNTOUCHABLES challenged WURP (10-18) (45-51- 1,192) of WAR HAWKS. Up 30. KYLIE was overpowered by WURP in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight. APPLE JACK (47-4011) (28-17-4,179) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged KAIDEN (35-3108) (72-75-2,195) of VIOLENT FEMS. Up 16. APPLE JACK was defeated by KAIDEN in an action packed 1 minute Challenge match. OBSESSED AVENGER (15-2162) (38-39-1,169) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q challenged SUNNY BRAE (53-5638) (34-28-1,197) of PUERCO'S PINATA. Up 28. OBSESSED AVENGER vanquished SUNNY BRAE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. SILHOUETTE (26-2006) (24-6-0,161) of MENAGERIE challenged STEVE MCQUEEN (47- 3908) (28-33-1,129) of ROYAL FLUSH. Down 32. SILHOUETTE lost to STEVE MCQUEEN in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel. STRONGEST #3 (40-173) (45-87-1,168) of SOLARAN BERSERK challenged HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (41-54-0,174) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Up 6. STRONGEST #3 lost to HALLIE O'DENE in a 2 minute Challenge duel. CRUSADER LORD (31-3946) (34-22-4,159) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged SPAZZ (33- 6207) (35-25-0,165) of SNOTZI'S II. Up 6. CRUSADER LORD devastated SPAZZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition. MISS WORLD (52-2370) (29-28-1,187) of THE FURIOUS FIVE challenged DIRT WORM (82- 2315) (53-25-0,202) of VERMIN!!. MISS WORLD was outlasted by DIRT WORM in an exciting 7 minute Challenge struggle. BEAUTY QUEEN (47-3352) (33-35-3,197) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged MUSILAR DE MITTEL (53-5753) (33-16-0,196) of PUERCO'S PINATA. Down 1. BEAUTY QUEEN demolished MUSILAR DE MITTEL in a 1 minute Challenge competition. R'SHANN (20-577) (45-36-3,205) of OVERLORDS challenged SIR CUITOUS (10-4514) (37-22-0,205) of SIR AGLIO. Straight across. R'SHANN viciously subdued SIR CUITOUS in a popular 7 minute gory Challenge contest. PRIMUS (21-4975) (35-11-0,243) of REAL BEER challenged ROLEX WATCH (32-3732) (40-30-0,198) of LUST MUPPETS. Down 45. PRIMUS subdued ROLEX WATCH in an action packed 3 minute Challenge fight. BAYUSHI KACHIKO (7-5235) (18-6-0,77) of CALL TO THUNDER TV challenged BEER GOGGLES (33-6819) (20-16-1,81) of JOYS OF BOOZE. Up 4. BAYUSHI KACHIKO was vanquished by BEER GOGGLES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. UU DOEWANAKNO (73-1414) (21-7-1,185) of DRAKE'S LODGE TV challenged EMERALD DRAGONFLY (60-2586) (61-58-2,258) of MAGICK. Up 73. UU DOEWANAKNO devastated EMERALD DRAGONFLY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. And for the title, a mere random matchup-- SORROW (1-2863) (31-22-2,227) of SWEORDMASTERS fought 50 SUCKS (60-4129) (52-30- 0,230) of JOKA MASHER!. SORROW overpowered 50 SUCKS in a 2 minute brutal uneven Title competition. Olaf Modeen CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SORROW 1-2863 32 22 2 249 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PRIMUS 21-4975 36 11 0 253 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET R'SHANN 20-577 46 36 3 221 OVERLORDS (30) SEAM BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 34 35 3 217 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK -LUDO 18-708 54 58 2 215 THUNDR + LITENING (222) TALCAMA TALOS 31-2069 45 17 0 212 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SPAZ GHOST 47-4161 40 20 1 207 DRAKE'S COMICS (1112) NORTH FORK DIRT WORM 82-2315 54 25 0 206 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414 22 7 1 206 DRAKE'S LODGE (1206) ERINIKA KAIDEN 35-3108 73 75 2 203 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 40 31 0 203 LUST MUPPETS (1099) ARVAT SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 37 23 0 201 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT WURP 10-18 46 51 1 198 WAR HAWKS (1026) KOLACT OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162 39 39 1 197 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313) MALCORN MISS WORLD 52-2370 29 29 1 195 THE FURIOUS FIVE (698) FRATSFA 50 SUCKS 60-4129 52 31 0 193 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI -FANNY BELT 28-1804 38 24 1 191 OTTO'S MECHANICS (1073) MORYA BLACK RHINO 71-1834 36 25 1 188 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973) KYR'TERR EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586 61 59 2 186 MAGICK (955) ARADI MUSILAR DE MITTEL 53-5753 33 17 0 186 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS -HOT HAZEL 98-608 18 23 4 186 JUNKYARD WARS (1140) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SULTAN 10-4516 29 8 1 180 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 42 54 0 178 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR CRUSADER LORD 31-3946 35 22 4 178 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL APPLE JACK 47-4011 28 18 4 178 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK -STREET RAT 11-3116 29 20 1 176 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY COM DOT 65-6217 37 22 0 175 TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054) DAL SHANG SUNNY BRAE 53-5638 34 29 1 173 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS MASHER 60-4553 33 34 3 173 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI -WAHOO 26-3916 24 16 1 172 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM CAFFIENE ACHIEVER 15-2429 36 40 4 167 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313) MALCORN STRONGEST #3 40-173 45 88 1 165 SOLARAN BERSERK (949) ZENSU HAPPY JACK 19-4086 36 25 2 162 THE MOTHERSHIP (1148) ZUWAYZA STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 29 33 1 162 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK KYLIE 18-6057 23 19 1 160 UNTOUCHABLES (1190) TALCAMA PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 29 27 0 157 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973) KYR'TERR QRAPPY 10-4761 33 46 1 156 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SPAZZ 33-6207 35 26 0 155 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LOOMING BIRD 82-424 43 58 3 149 YOU FEEL THAT! (1205) DWES EG TSUNAMI 75-2214 21 2 1 148 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN W.T. POOH 33-4430 56 41 0 143 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND STARBUCK 6-5387 26 15 0 142 SCIENCE FICTION (1152) TRANSEL SILHOUETTE 26-2006 24 7 0 141 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM DELICE THE RED 56-3401 38 45 1 139 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS X THE BOLD 10-16 54 50 1 138 WAR HAWKS (1026) KOLACT VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 37 25 3 137 GENOCIDE (1109) TRICORUS TICKLES 9-3486 35 55 1 137 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL JACK SPRAT 47-2954 45 53 4 132 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK MIME 2-4966 22 13 3 131 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA AVALANCHE 75-2213 18 3 1 128 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 20 23 0 122 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385 18 6 0 122 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1213) IAYE JUGGLER 2-4965 23 13 0 120 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA JOE KING 47-2223 27 46 0 119 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK BUBBLES 12-4981 23 42 1 118 POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145) RIZTAB AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388 22 17 0 114 TOMATO ENFORCER (1193) AMEN-TEI NEVERMORE 1-5260 21 20 2 114 LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207) MORDANT NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 21 21 0 110 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR BURGER KING 47-4152 28 24 2 109 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 32 31 0 102 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK SABLE 2-4950 26 14 2 102 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KOOKABURRA 33-4151 43 55 2 100 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIYTYOLE ISLAND MISER 71-3793 35 16 2 100 SHADOW GOLD (1143) KYR'TERR EMILY 17-5753 24 15 0 100 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR OSCAR 50-3153 28 5 0 98 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND PREACHER 7-5083 21 9 2 96 THRILLZ & KILLZ (1211) BONSUR BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 21 16 1 96 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIYTYOLE ISLAND KONGOL 7-4524 28 16 2 95 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR BLUE 33-5776 21 13 1 95 BLADES OF GRASS (1076) NIYTYOLE ISLAND ANGAR 10-4933 19 15 1 94 WAR HAWKS (1026) KOLACT ISAWA TADAKA 7-5093 22 6 0 92 CALL TO THUNDER (1217) BONSUR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TOTURI 7-5051 20 11 0 90 CALL TO THUNDER (1217) BONSUR SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 20 9 2 89 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN SIR VILE 10-4754 19 15 0 89 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT PERFECT TEN 47-4218 23 19 1 84 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK LETHE 9-4782 25 19 2 82 BLUE MOON (1025) ZUKAL VIZZERDRIX 6-5493 21 8 1 80 BATTLE BEASTS (1235) TRANSEL -TOTALLY PAR 82-5175 21 9 0 79 BRAINIAC (1234) DWES EG GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 20 4 0 79 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI CARRIE NATION 64-4054 34 64 0 78 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR -ODYSSEUS 31-4637 23 22 1 78 OVERLORDS (1233) CHIMLEVTAL -GLLEELLMANN 11-4514 23 9 0 78 CARNIVAL (1105) ARUAK CITY PURPLE DONKEY 30-2751 20 13 0 78 TRIP OUT (1216) IAYE OURS ROUGE 3-6049 17 24 1 78 THE REDBAERS (1180) OSKSI LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 11 7 0 77 AND SO IT BEGINS (1062) DAL SHANG ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 21 20 1 75 SPARF! (1069) SEAM FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754 17 13 0 75 TRIP OUT (1216) IAYE LUNA TYCK 33-5761 30 31 1 74 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075) NIYTYOLE ISLAND SKI MASK 58-5869 27 50 0 71 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR ANDAR 11-1038 19 15 1 71 U.B.O.S.M. (1184) ARUAK CITY KRAC D'CHEVALIERS 31-4345 17 13 0 71 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL TORATORATORRES 11-726 22 23 0 69 U.B.O.S.M. (1184) ARUAK CITY BAYUSHI KACHIKO 7-5235 18 7 0 69 CALL TO THUNDER (1217) BONSUR ODEN WARFIEND 11-1335 25 21 2 68 U.B.O.S.M. (1184) ARUAK CITY GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FILI LIU 2-4968 20 18 0 68 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA GAR & BRILL 38-4252 18 20 0 67 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME -IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 19 5 1 63 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS -NASTY NITTERS 63-2383 17 22 2 62 TOMATO ENFORCER (1193) AMEN-TEI TORLEC 10-5018 15 10 2 62 WAR HAWKS (1026) KOLACT MOD COD 55-2638 39 72 1 61 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI EXILE 7-4618 20 15 1 61 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR NEDIAM NORI 31-4069 19 13 1 60 CISUM S. EKARD (1175) CHIMLEVTAL TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357 16 10 0 58 CARTOUCHE (1111) KYR'TERR JARRAC 72-5294 17 15 2 57 FREELANCERS (1232) DRAGONHEAD -ZAZU 38-4323 16 8 1 57 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME FOREVER MAN 38-4168 27 43 0 55 SANDS OF TIME (1195) CLIFFHOME HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 24 13 1 52 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN HIGH GUN 15-4386 14 14 1 51 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN GLORY HOLE 98-870 7 8 4 51 SUPERIOR KILLS (1229) SYVYN'S HILL ONE A DAY 98-799 12 3 3 50 MY DRUGS (1222) SYVYN'S HILL FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 8 7 4 49 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL KATANA 62-3769 11 13 0 47 SAMURAI KIDS II (1182) VALAMANTIS KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 19 14 1 46 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT ROGAN 97-980 6 12 4 45 BLIND LUCK (1183) SHADOW GROVE -CLOUDS AWAY 50-3332 15 5 2 43 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND XISS 11-1305 23 30 4 31 U.B.O.S.M. (1184) ARUAK CITY MUMMY 99-853 7 8 5 24 IKER'S CORPSES (1225) SOUTH RIDGE '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 20 4 0 CAER SIDHE 1218 KOOKABURRA 33-4151 360 MISER 71-3793 35 16 2 SHADOW GOLD 1143 SULTAN 10-4516 360 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Just a note for you all to think on: If you'd write more personals, give us long Captain's columns, and so on, I wouldn't need to do such long spy reports. What do you think, is it a deal? -- Olaf Modeen the weary-fingered Starbuck -- Too much coffee can make you too twitchy to fight your best, you know. -- Hallie O'Dene P.S. I know you said there was some other reference, but I never remember it. Sorry. But probably too much of that can be bad, as well. Forever Man -- You SEE? You lost composure! A sure sign of over-indulgence. No doubt you say to yourself that it's only a little drink, you can take it or leave it, but IT IS NOT SO. Repent and reject strong drink, for it is ever a mocker. -- Carrie Nation Sable -- (dreamily) I'd like a sable coat.... -- Delice the Red and luxury-loving Vizzerdrix -- I see what it is! Being an INFERIOR mammal, you have artificially fortified yourself with vees, eckses, and zees. A low, mammalian trick, that! Odin Warfiend -- Is it my imagination, or does one of us fight you every time? -- Lethe P.S. I don't see where there was any luck in that fight, do you? 9 September 2003 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS! If you think you have what it takes to match wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU! The Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall Mail-In. It's not too late for you to sign up. I realize that many of you may be hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to take it easy on you guys a little bit. For more information on T#%S IV, please contact me at ganolus@aol.com. We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the proud, the TOGS! -- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish 15 September 2003 An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance: I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade alliance. The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career. I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my former brethren. The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership. It remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game. With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman 29 September 2003 All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks. The Firm is: SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS UU DOEWANAKNO devastated EMERALD DRAGONFLY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. BAYUSHI KACHIKO was vanquished by BEER GOGGLES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. PRIMUS subdued ROLEX WATCH in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight. R'SHANN viciously subdued SIR CUITOUS in a popular 7 minute gory Challenge contest. BEAUTY QUEEN demolished MUSILAR DE MITTEL in a 1 minute Challenge competition. MISS WORLD was outlasted by DIRT WORM in a exciting 7 minute Challenge struggle. CRUSADER LORD devastated SPAZZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition. STRONGEST #3 lost to HALLIE O'DENE in a 2 minute Challenge duel. SILHOUETTE lost to STEVE MCQUEEN in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel. OBSESSED AVENGER vanquished SUNNY BRAE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. APPLE JACK was defeated by KAIDEN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match. KYLIE was overpowered by WURP in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight. MIME demolished NED THE JANITOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. HAPPY JACK savagely defeated W.T. POOH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match. VAL BEMERIKI handily defeated BUBBLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. STARBUCK savagely defeated MIGHTY MITE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge struggle. THE FRATSFAN CHEF overpowered PREACHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. ROT TEN EGGS overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. GWYN AP NUDD was executed by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. AVARICIOUS AVON handily defeated SOUL SCOURGE in a 1 minute Challenge competition. NEVERMORE beat ISAWA TADAKA in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight. HOCKEY DUCK was subdued by SKI MASK in a action packed 2 minute Challenge bout. KATANA was vanquished by ODEN WARFIEND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray. ROGAN was luckily beaten by FOREVER MAN in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight. FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE was overpowered by CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute Challenge fight. GLORY HOLE overpowered XISS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. PERFECT TEN won victory over JARRAC in a 2 minute Challenge bout. TOTURI vanquished FILI LIU in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray. SORROW overpowered 50 SUCKS in a 2 minute brutal uneven Title competition. SPAZ GHOST defeated COM DOT in a action packed 1 minute fight. BLACK RHINO was handily defeated by TALOS in a 1 minute one-sided fight. CAFFIENE ACHIEVER demolished JOE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight. TICKLES was overpowered by PARADISE PARROT in a 1 minute one-sided bout. MASHER overcame JUGGLER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. QRAPPY slimly won victory over DELICE THE RED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight. BURGER KING was subdued by AVALANCHE in a 2 minute match. LOOMING BIRD slimly won victory over X THE BOLD in a action packed 2 minute gory bout. TSUNAMI demolished JACK SPRAT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match. SULTAN viciously butchered MISER in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout. SABLE beat PURPLE DONKEY in a 2 minute competition. EMILY subdued TORATORATORRES in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition. NEDIAM NORI was overpowered by LETHE in a 1 minute uneven battle. OSCAR unbelievably bested SIR VILE in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle. ONE A DAY was vanquished by LYTA ALEXANDER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. TUTANKHAMUN overpowered MUMMY in a 1 minute uneven competition. KOGITSUNE MARU was overcome by MOD COD in a 1 minute match. OURS ROUGE was beaten by ANGAR in a exciting 3 minute gory fight. VIZZERDRIX won victory over KRAC D'CHEVALIERS in a popular 1 minute bout. KONGOL handily defeated ROWDY YOBBO in a 1 minute mismatched bout. EXILE was viciously subdued by FUNKY ELVIS in a 2 minute brutal match. BLUE viciously subdued ANDAR in a exciting 1 minute brutal bout. LUNA TYCK savagely defeated B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute bloody bout. TORLEC bested HIGH GUN in a exciting 1 minute conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 29 PARRY-LUNGE 31 - 22 - 1 58 | |WALL OF STEEL 17 PARRY-STRIKE 29 - 21 - 0 58 | |STRIKING ATTACK 14 WALL OF STEEL 77 - 64 - 0 55 | |BASHING ATTACK 11 LUNGING ATTACK 106 - 95 - 1 53 | |TOTAL PARRY 8 TOTAL PARRY 47 - 45 - 0 51 | |AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 25 - 2 49 | |PARRY-LUNGE 6 AIMED BLOW 21 - 23 - 0 48 | |PARRY-STRIKE 6 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 65 - 1 45 | |SLASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 57 - 77 - 2 43 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 12 - 0 37 | Turn 360 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 15 3 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 9 2 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 7 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 6 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 5 2 PARRY-STRIKE PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK SORROW 1-2863 32 22 2 249 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) WALL OF STEEL PRIMUS 21-4975 36 11 0 253 REAL BEER (1116) PARRY-STRIKE R'SHANN 20-577 46 36 3 221 OVERLORDS (30) STRIKING ATTACK BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 34 35 3 217 ROYAL FLUSH (146) TOTAL PARRY TALOS 31-2069 45 17 0 212 THE STORMGUARDS (132) BASHING ATTACK BLACK RHINO 71-1834 36 25 1 188 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973) SLASHING ATTACK EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586 61 59 2 186 MAGICK (955) PARRY-LUNGE SULTAN 10-4516 29 8 1 180 SIR AGLIO (788) AIMED BLOW HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 42 54 0 178 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) PARRY-RIPOSTE GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 20 4 0 79 CAER SIDHE (1218) The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn was OURS ROUGE 3-6049. The ten other most popular fighters were ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, ROGAN 97-980, HAPPY JACK 19-4086, STARBUCK 6-5387, SULTAN 10-4516, SIR VILE 10-4754, R'SHANN 20-577, NEVERMORE 1-5260, SIR CUITOUS 10-4514, and ANGAR 10-4933. The least popular fighter this week was ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429. The other ten least popular fighters were KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298, MUMMY 99-853, NEDIAM NORI 31-4069, TORATORATORRES 11-726, JOE KING 47-2223, XISS 11-1305, FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809, SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223, GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210, and GAR & BRILL 38-4252. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 2 1 0 CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 NIANIA(2) 2 2 0 IAYE(30) 2 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 2 0 0 OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 0 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 2 4 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 4 2 1 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0 ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0 KOLACT(10) 5 3 1 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0 ARUAK CITY(11) 1 3 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 1 0 RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 2 0 MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0 ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 4 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0 SEAM(20) 1 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SORROW 1-2863 32 22 2 249 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT MIME 2-4966 22 13 3 131 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA OURS ROUGE 3-6049 17 24 1 78 THE REDBAERS (1180) OSKSI STARBUCK 6-5387 26 15 0 142 SCIENCE FICTION (1152) TRANSEL PREACHER 7-5083 21 9 2 96 THRILLZ & KILLZ (1211) BONSUR TICKLES 9-3486 35 55 1 137 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 37 23 0 201 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT ANDAR 11-1038 19 15 1 71 U.B.O.S.M. (1184) ARUAK CITY BUBBLES 12-4981 23 42 1 118 POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145) RIZTAB OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162 39 39 1 197 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313) MALCORN EMILY 17-5753 24 15 0 100 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR KYLIE 18-6057 23 19 1 160 UNTOUCHABLES (1190) TALCAMA HAPPY JACK 19-4086 36 25 2 162 THE MOTHERSHIP (1148) ZUWAYZA R'SHANN 20-577 46 36 3 221 OVERLORDS (30) SEAM PRIMUS 21-4975 36 11 0 253 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET SOUL SCOURGE 25-1223 20 9 2 89 THE ILLUMINATI (1179) LYRATILAN SILHOUETTE 26-2006 24 7 0 141 MENAGERIE (1137) CALEAM THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385 18 6 0 122 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1213) IAYE TALOS 31-2069 45 17 0 212 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 40 31 0 203 LUST MUPPETS (1099) ARVAT SPAZZ 33-6207 35 26 0 155 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND KAIDEN 35-3108 73 75 2 203 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA GAR & BRILL 38-4252 18 20 0 67 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 24 13 1 52 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN STRONGEST #3 40-173 45 88 1 165 SOLARAN BERSERK (949) ZENSU GWYN AP NUDD 41-1210 20 4 0 79 CAER SIDHE (1218) KATI-TEI BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 34 35 3 217 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK OSCAR 50-3153 28 5 0 98 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 37 25 3 137 GENOCIDE (1109) TRICORUS MISS WORLD 52-2370 29 29 1 195 THE FURIOUS FIVE (698) FRATSFA MUSILAR DE MITTEL 53-5753 33 17 0 186 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS MOD COD 55-2638 39 72 1 61 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI DELICE THE RED 56-3401 38 45 1 139 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 42 54 0 178 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR 50 SUCKS 60-4129 52 31 0 193 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI KATANA 62-3769 11 13 0 47 SAMURAI KIDS II (1182) VALAMANTIS AVARICIOUS AVON 63-2388 22 17 0 114 TOMATO ENFORCER (1193) AMEN-TEI CARRIE NATION 64-4054 34 64 0 78 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY COM DOT 65-6217 37 22 0 175 TOO GOOD FOR ME (1054) DAL SHANG NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 21 21 0 110 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR BLACK RHINO 71-1834 36 25 1 188 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973) KYR'TERR JARRAC 72-5294 17 15 2 57 FREELANCERS (1232) DRAGONHEAD UU DOEWANAKNO 73-1414 22 7 1 206 DRAKE'S LODGE (1206) ERINIKA TSUNAMI 75-2214 21 2 1 148 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN DIRT WORM 82-2315 54 25 0 206 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG ROGAN 97-980 6 12 4 45 BLIND LUCK (1183) SHADOW GROVE GLORY HOLE 98-870 7 8 4 51 SUPERIOR KILLS (1229) SYVYN'S HILL MUMMY 99-853 7 8 5 24 IKER'S CORPSES (1225) SOUTH RIDGE NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament: CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A. RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION -- Green Eyes