ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 02/25/2004    Duedate: 03/09/2004

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-371

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223  120   64  0 65.2      BUMS 'R' US 60/1142                   
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/836                     JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
  2 4-LETTER ANX 82/1271  241  187  1 56.3    9 NINJAS 7/1060         163  187  1 46.6
    ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/1272                  FROM THE FACE 18/1265                 
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273                  SCIENCE FICTION 6/1152                
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274                RESURRECTION 2/1065                   
  3 MAGICK 60/955         501  400  4 55.6   10 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   382  511  9 42.8
    AND SO IT BEGINS 65/1062                    JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    FORCE OF NATURE 75/747                   11-HARLEQUINS 2/1186      67  100  2 40.1
    CARTOUCHE 71/1111                           WAR HAWKS 10/1026                     
    ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/1176                12 MY PETS 9/554         445  714 11 38.4
    EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/973                   GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
  4 QUBIT 10/1136         708  585  5 54.8      RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    VERMIN!! 82/1124                         13 BLUE MOON 9/1025      419  709  3 37.1
    TRIPLE CROWN 15/990                         BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                         CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                            REFORMERS 64/1095                     
    VERMIN! 82/1267                          14 TOWNSVILLAIN 10/1252   20   38  0 34.5
    SNOTZI'S II 33/813                          POWERPUFF GIRLS 12/1145               
    JOKA MASHER 82/917                       15 U.B.O.S.M. 11/1184     29   56  1 34.1
  5 ANARCHY 19/1151        23   20  1 53.5      THE DREIHDENS 74/1278                 
    INDIFFERENCE 7/1250                      16 MY DRUGS 98/1222       11   22  0 33.3
    INSIGNIFICANCE 74/1266                   17 WIDOWMAKERS 43/1275     1    2  0 33.3
  6-SWEORDMASTERS 1/1210   49   48  0 50.5   18 SUPERIOR KIL 98/1229   10   22  1 31.3
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                       WORLDWIDE PANIC 36/1263               
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227                     SHAO-LIN HEROES 14/1253               
    SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                   19 IKER'S CORPS 99/1225    4    9  0 30.8
  7 OVERLORDS 20/30       122  122  2 50.0   20 AMERICAN APPR 3/1268    1    3  0 25.0
    THE STORMGUARDS 31/132                   21 FARSCAPE 10/1277        0    1  0  0.0
  8 EMETICS 45/1242        38   39  0 49.4

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings, warriors of HOME GUARD!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into spy reporting.  Actually, I don't 
really have "insights" into spy reporting.  Just experience at it.  But I have 
insights into fighting.  I've done a lot of that.  In fact, you could call me 
something of an expert, not that I want to boast or anything.
     What's with LYTA ALEXANDER?  BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (30-26-0,143) of BUMS 'R' US 
fought LYTA ALEXANDER (65-5021) (19-9-0,93) of AND SO IT BEGINS.  BUDDERCUP was 
vanquished by LYTA ALEXANDER in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.  She actually 
beat BUMS 'R' US' BUDDERCUP, and walked away with 38 more points from the fight.
     Laughs were big at ANARCHY while they watched HYSTERIAS clobber MOJO JOJO.  MOJO 
JOJO (10-4643) (29-30-2,180) of TOWNSVILLAINS fought HYSTERIAS (19-4047) (28-29-
3,133) of ANARCHY.  MOJO JOJO was overpowered by HYSTERIAS in a popular 1 minute 
bloody one-sided bout.  He (Mojo Jojo) lost 34 points and got bruised from objects 
thrown from the stands.
     THE STORMGUARDS' hatred of VERMIN!! surfaced again as CRUSADER LORD challenged 
HOME GUARD's top dog.  CRUSADER LORD (31-3946) (39-28-5,241) of THE STORMGUARDS 
challenged DIRT WORM (82-2315) (61-28-0,235) of VERMIN!!  CRUSADER LORD vanquished 
DIRT WORM in a 3 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.  I'm sure HOME GUARD is 
excited about CRUSADER LORD, the new Duelmaster from THE STORMGUARDS.  (remember?)  
(Okay, maybe I'm not sure, but so what?)  And by the way, where does the "hatred" 
part come in?
     Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!  Anybody ever seen a fighter 
with a 1 will?
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  And thank the gods for it, 
or I'd be out of a job.  How well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided 
team!  Don't fall out of practive, FORCE OF NATURE!  Management must be dealin', as 
the boys at POWERPUFF GIRLS ain't reelin'!  "Dealing"?  As in how?  Some of this 
stuff just doesn't make sense.  FORCE OF NATURE's mad!
     What do people see in BUBBLES?  Hers 26-50-1?  POWERPUFF GIRLS ain't talkin', 
but she's got 198 points.  I think this means she was most challenged, but what do I 
know, eh?  TALOS (31-2069) (49-23-0,194) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged BUBBLES (12-
4981) (26-49-1,199) of POWERPUFF GIRLS.  TALOS defeated BUBBLES in a 2 minute 
Challenge match.
     ISHINOMORI expects the easy win by going 35 points down.  At least, that's what 
the bookies say, and they always know.  KIDNEY will find this a hard lesson!  
ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (19-6-1,85) of NINJAS TV challenged KIDNEY (96-972) (9-4-3,50) of 
ORGAN ON THE SANDS.  ISHINOMORI was devastated by KIDNEY in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge fight.  Okay, maybe not so hard a lesson.  Just who can ISHINOMORI beat?  I 
mean, the last matchup with lesser-ranked KIDNEY shoulda been a piece of cake!
     Taunt your opponent CREDIT LINE!  That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly 
challenged.  (and by 42 points!)  MORADOR should have an easy win.  MORADOR (2-5089) 
(18-8-0,72) of RESURRECTION challenged CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (0-3-0,30) of WOMEN LOVE 
ME FOR MY.  MORADOR vanquished CREDIT LINE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge 
duel.  MORADOR overcame CREDIT LINE.  RESURRECTION calls this fighting?  In my 
day....
     Fighting is a better craft than farming, QUONSET, but you have to pay your dues.  
Being challenged by JAKUCHU ITO, 27 points above you, is dues.  JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) 
(19-14-0,75) of NINJAS challenged QUONSET (10-4990) (22-15-0,48) of QUBIT.  JAKUCHU 
ITO vanquished QUONSET in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  I have to get 
this off my chest.  What a low dog, JAKUCHU ITO!  He can't set himself up in a real 
match.  I was sorry to see QUONSET lose.
     Maybe COLLEGE RADIO's FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE is one of those beasts who likes pain, 
or something.  That's what it'll get next week, after challenging up 31 to PUTZ'N 
ALONG.  FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-809) (12-12-4,54) of COLLEGE RADIO challenged PUTZ'N 
ALONG (60-5437) (29-24-0,85) of JOKA MASHER!  FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE overpowered PUTZ'N 
ALONG in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE did pretty good 
last week in beating PUTZ'N ALONG to get 32 points.  Why did PUTZ'N ALONG lose, you 
ask?  Simple:  he wasn't good enough.
     R'SHANN didn't quite know what to make of a challenge he received from LIBERTY 
BELLE of POWERPUFF GIRLS, who is 23 points below him.  LIBERTY BELLE (12-5448) (25-
28-0,166) of POWERPUFF GIRLS challenged R'SHANN (20-577) (52-40-3,189) of OVERLORDS.  
LIBERTY BELLE was viciously subdued by R'SHANN in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  
LIBERTY BELLE perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she was bested by R'SHANN and 
ended up with 171 recognition points.
     Warriors of HOME GUARD unite.  You have only your fights to lose!  How long have 
I been here?  I got people to see, places to go....
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome....

                                    -- Olaf Modeen

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRUSADER LORD 31-3946       40  28  5  271  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            60  34  0  238  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586   70  61  2  222  MAGICK (955)               ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QRAPPY 10-4761              41  49  1  217  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALOS 31-2069               50  23  0  202  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
-WURP 10-18                  48  54  1  200  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 KAIDEN 35-3108              81  78  2  198  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 STARBUCK 6-5387             32  20  0  198  SCIENCE FICTION (1152)     TRANSEL
 BUBBLES 12-4981             26  50  1  198  POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145)     RIZTAB
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           61  29  0  194  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      44  50  1  193  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 VLAADE 36-5160              17  11  1  193  WORLDWIDE PANIC (1263)     JHANS
 R'SHANN 20-577              53  40  3  191  OVERLORDS (30)             SEAM
 AVALANCHE 75-2213           26   6  1  186  FORCE OF NATURE (747)      JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         42  30  1  179  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)   KYR'TERR
 MASHER 60-4553              40  38  3  179  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
-MIME 2-4966                 24  16  4  178  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 LIBERTY BELLE 12-5448       25  29  0  171  POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145)     RIZTAB
 T'AN SUNG 14-3704           17  17  1  170  SHAO-LIN HEROES (1253)     TOBIR
 HYSTERIAS 19-4047           29  29  3  168  ANARCHY (1151)             ZUWAYZA
 SPAZZ 33-6207               39  33  0  166  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TUM 18-7380                 19  14  2  150  FROM THE FACE (1265)       TALCAMA
 KRAC D'CHEVALIERS 31-4345   19  22  0  149  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TICKLES 9-3486              39  62  1  146  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 MOJO JOJO 10-4643           29  31  2  146  TOWNSVILLAINS (1252)       KOLACT
 SPUTTER 82-15095            26  12  1  140  JOKA MASHER (917)          DWES EG
 SIR VILE 10-4754            23  22  1  136  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       46  61  0  131  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021      20   9  0  131  AND SO IT BEGINS (1062)    DAL SHANG
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           61  47  0  130  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357         24  13  0  126  CARTOUCHE (1111)           KYR'TERR
 IPECAC 45-3625              21   9  0  125  EMETICS (1242)             STORMCROWE
 GAMBLE 7-4884               19   9  2  125  INDIFFERENCE (1250)        BONSUR
-JUGGLER 2-4965              25  16  0  123  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         25   8  0  117  BIG APPLE MENACE (836)     DAL SHANG
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           30  27  0  111  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
-ANGAR 10-4933               22  17  1  110  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 MOD COD 55-2638             46  76  1  108  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819        25  23  1  106  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SABLE 2-4950                28  17  2  103  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          45  64  2  100  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       40  69  0   99  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 DITCH RAT 82-15360          21  18  3   98  VERMIN! (1267)             DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                30  25  2   96  BLUE MOON (1025)           ZUKAL
 SWORDBREAKER 43-1087        26  16  0   94  WIDOWMAKERS (1275)         VEASTIAN
-NUTMEG 7-5167               19  14  1   93  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HIGH GUN 15-4386            18  21  2   90  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 CORAL SNAKE 65-5017         17   8  0   89  ALL THAT SLITHERS (1176)   DAL SHANG
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   13  12  4   86  COLLEGE RADIO (1223)       SYVYN'S HILL
 KIDNEY 96-972               10   4  3   86  ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SKI MASK 58-5869            34  54  0   84  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102          20  14  0   83  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
 DREIHDEN PLUNGER 74-3344    20  12  1   81  THE DREIHDENS (1278)       DAIYLA KIV
-RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        18  15  3   81  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 GROUND POUNDER 74-3058      15  13  2   81  INSIGNIFICANCE (1266)      DAIYLA KIV
 QUIBBLE 10-4756             21  39  0   79  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       23  20  1   76  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
 FEAR 82-10416               15  25  1   75  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271)    DWES EG
 MORADOR 2-5089              19   8  0   74  RESURRECTION (1065)        NIANIA
 MUMMY 99-853                11  12  5   71  IKER'S CORPSES (1225)      SOUTH RIDGE
 MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119        17  23  1   61  AMERICAN APPRAISAL (1268)  OSKSI
 PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437        29  25  0   60  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
-CIARAN 1-7176               18  11  1   60  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 ISHINOMORI 7-5390           19   7  1   59  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
-JADE 21-4624                15  12  0   57  I MAGI (1276)              SUNSET
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          18   4  1   55  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229         17  14  0   51  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
 AERYN SUN 10-4268           15   9  0   50  FARSCAPE (1277)            KOLACT
 QUONSET 10-4990             22  16  0   47  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 HEART 97-1096                6   8  4   43  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273)  SHADOW GROVE
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         21  28  0   39  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366          0   4  0   34  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
GAR & BRILL 38-4252        21  28  0 JUST BECAUSE 1228      GROUND POUNDER 74-3058 371

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Krac d' Chevaliers -- I sure gave you a krac, didn't I? -- Liberty Belle

Qrappy -- ADM is, perhaps, somewhat more challenging than Kolact, but I, Mojo Jojo,
am up to the challenge. -- Mojo Jojo

Beer Goggles -- You probably think that's funny, don't you?  Men!  You all have such
a juvenile sense of humor. -- Delice the Red, feeling unjustifiably superior

Hysterias -- (shrieking and gesturing wildly, weeping and laughing at the same time)
-- Hallie O'Dene
P.S.  Phew, what WAS that?

Ipecac -- You're DISGUSTING!  As bad as strong drink, in one way.  But at least you
don't turn people's brains to mush. -- Carrie Nation
P.S.  They're already mush by the time they turn to you....
P.P.S.  I suppose it was SIGNIFICANT that you struck me in the stomach?

Quibble -- Ha, and I say HA!  You came out with your blind and your camouflage
clothing and your decoys and your calls, and what good did it do you?  NOTHING!  You
have been outwitted and outfought by a DUCK. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President Ducks
With Swords

Quonset -- Why was somebody in the crowd going, "Hut one, hut two"? -- Lethe

25 February 2004
Readers, and especially those who volunteered warriors -- My apologies for the sudden
lack of episodes.  I've been sick, but expect to be back at the keyboard soon. -- the
Scribe

3 March 2004
                   MONGO'S MARDI GRAS MADNESS DUELMASTERS AUCTION

     Mongo, aka Matt McIntosh and ex-Warden of the Dark Circle, is auctioning off his
entire collection of Duelmasters warriors and stables.  Don't miss out on this chance
to own some fantastic warriors!  There are ADM warriors available in every class from
Primus to Freshmen, as well as over a dozen Basic stables.
     Does a Slasher with +4 attack, +4 decisiveness, +3 initiative and +2 riposte
sound good?  How about a Lunger who received the benefit of a TC prize, has TVed
three times after graduating--and still hasn't maxed out his skills!?  How about a
Striker in the Freshmen class who has decisiveness for a favorite learn and the MAUL
for a favorite weapon!?
     Or perhaps you prefer playing in Basic.  Then how does a stable with four Adept
class warriors who have a combined record of 41-19-9 sound?  Or maybe a stable with
three 21-Will warriors?  Or perhaps a stable with four Initiates and a Rookie who
have a combined record of 23-6-1?
     The quality of the lots is excellent.  All you need to view and bid on the lots
is go to:
          http://members.aol.com/jvmerlino/mardigras.html
     If you want to be on the mailing list to receive regular updates on the auction,
just send an e-mail to JVMerlino@aol.com. Merlin, aka John Merlino and also an ex-
Warden of the Dark Circle, will be running this auction for me.  I just moved to New
Orleans and am likely currently stumbling around the French Quarter...because it's
Mardi Gras!  So I have named my auction in honor of this occasion.
     The auction will start on Saturday, March 13th, 2004, and will continue for
several weeks.  But you should get your bids in early if you want your best chance at
owning any of these fantastic warriors and stables.
     Many thanks to all for your interest and your bids,

Mongo

5 March 2004
Style Masters Symposium
Hosted by Hammer

     The years have slipped by and many DM Managers have come and gone since the last
Hammer's Handbook was compiled and printed.
     There is now a stirring within me to begin writing and editing yet another
Handbook with a distribution date sometime in 2005.
     This Handbook will be made available via Email with a possibility of burning the
info to a CD for distribution.
     Special arrangements will be made to provide the information via printed page to
those contributors who are serving sentences behind bars.
     The working title of this new Handbook is "Style Masters Symposium Hosted by
Hammer".
     Distribution of this Handbook is projected to be MAINLY for those DM Managers
who contribute information/articles to Hammer by June 2004.
     Informative and entertaining articles should focus on insights regarding Any or
All 10 Style Masters for both the Basic and ADM arenas as well as Tourney
competition.
     Articles focusing on Weapons/Armor are also encouraged for inclusion.
     Whether you are a Newbie Manager without a clue or a Jaded Veteran; everyone has
discovered something about this gaming experience that is both Insightful and
Entertaining.
     Email Your Articles to HammerDM@fastermail.com or send them via Diplo to either
Flower Hammerz (372) in DM 28 or Casino Hammerz (576) in DM 33.
     Length and Content of the Style Masters Symposium Hosted by Hammer will be
Determined by the Quality and Quantity of Contributors Combined with the Literary
Efforts of Hammer who is currently overseas for an indefinite period of time.
     Articles Contributed for this Project should be of Sufficient Length and Content
to Warrant being Included to Receive the Finished Document when Hammer has completed
this literary work to His satisfaction.
     Managers contributing articles are also requested to include a DM Bio of
Themselves along with any Notable Successes and/or Failures during Their DM Career in
Basic, ADM and/or Tourney Play.
     A listing of Active Stables would also be Helpful for Anyone Seeking to Reply to
Contributors via Diplo, Email or Snailmail.
     May Your Blades Be Sharp And Your Wits Sharper!
     -- Hammer of Flower Hammerz (372) DM 28 and Casino Hammerz (576) DM 33

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ISHINOMORI was devastated by KIDNEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CRUSADER LORD vanquished DIRT WORM in a 3 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
STARBUCK lost to QRAPPY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory Challenge brawl.
TALOS defeated BUBBLES in a 2 minute Challenge match.
LIBERTY BELLE was viciously subdued by R'SHANN in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
TIME SQUARE devastated CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KRAC D'CHEVALIERS defeated SIR VILE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
MORADOR vanquished CREDIT LINE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JAKUCHU ITO vanquished QUONSET in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE overpowered PUTZ'N ALONG in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
EMERALD DRAGONFLY demolished SHARON SHEW in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
50 SUCKS devastated TORATORATORRES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
DREIHDENSMURF was overcome by KAIDEN in a 2 minute conflict.
T'AN SUNG was overpowered by DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SPAZZ was vanquished by AVALANCHE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
ONE A DAY devastated VLAADE in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
MOJO JOJO was overpowered by HYSTERIAS in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
SUMTHING PAINFUL was devastated by BLACK RHINO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MASHER vanquished TICKLES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
BUDDERCUP was vanquished by LYTA ALEXANDER in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
TUTANKHAMUN overpowered BEER GOGGLES in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
ANDAR was overpowered by SPUTTER in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ODEN WARFIEND vanquished KOOKABURRA in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
TUM savagely defeated W.T. POOH in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
GAMBLE vanquished MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HALLIE O'DENE overpowered SWORDBREAKER in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
IPECAC savagely defeated DITCH RAT in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
XISS was overpowered by LETHE in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
SKI MASK vanquished HEART in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GAR & BRILL was murdered by GROUND POUNDER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MUMMY was beaten by QUIBBLE in a popular 2 minute fray.
MARY RETZLAFF was demolished by DREIHDEN PLUNGER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
AERYN SUN was vanquished by HIGH GUN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FEAR viciously subdued SATOSHI KUNO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
MAN O' WAR was handily defeated by CORAL SNAKE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         TOTAL PARRY       35 -  28 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         LUNGING ATTACK    99 -  82 -  3      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         BASHING ATTACK    48 -  42 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  25 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     55 -  52 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  56 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  27 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 371 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  6         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  6     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CRUSADER LORD 31-3946      40  28  5  271 THE STORMGUARDS (132)
WALL OF STEEL    50 SUCKS 60-4129           60  34  0  238 JOKA MASHER! (833)
SLASHING ATTACK  EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586  70  61  2  222 MAGICK (955)
TOTAL PARRY      TALOS 31-2069              50  23  0  202 THE STORMGUARDS (132)
LUNGING ATTACK   KAIDEN 35-3108             81  78  2  198 VIOLENT FEMS (972)
PARRY-STRIKE     R'SHANN 20-577             53  40  3  191 OVERLORDS (30)
BASHING ATTACK   BLACK RHINO 71-1834        42  30  1  179 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)
AIMED BLOW       HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018      46  61  0  131 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)
PARRY-LUNGE      DREIHDEN PLUNGER 74-3344   20  12  1   81 THE DREIHDENS (1278)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TUM 18-7380.  The ten other most popular fighters were STARBUCK 6-5387, FOUNTAINS 
OF WAYNE 98-809, VLAADE 36-5160, CRUSADER LORD 31-3946, QRAPPY 10-4761, SIR VILE 
10-4754, MUMMY 99-853, R'SHANN 20-577, FEAR 82-10416, and IPECAC 45-3625.

The least popular fighter this week was MAN O' WAR 15-4517.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AERYN SUN 10-4268, MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, 
HEART 97-1096, MOD COD 55-2638, CARRIE NATION 64-4054, ISHINOMORI 7-5390, XISS 
11-1305, SWORDBREAKER 43-1087, and KOOKABURRA 33-4151.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  SEAM(20)             1  0 0  ARADI(60)            3  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       3  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  4 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       2  0 1  
KOLACT(10)           2  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  5 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MORADOR 2-5089              19   8  0   74  RESURRECTION (1065)        NIANIA
 MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119        17  23  1   61  AMERICAN APPRAISAL (1268)  OSKSI
 STARBUCK 6-5387             32  20  0  198  SCIENCE FICTION (1152)     TRANSEL
 GAMBLE 7-4884               19   9  2  125  INDIFFERENCE (1250)        BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              39  62  1  146  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 QRAPPY 10-4761              41  49  1  217  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 BUBBLES 12-4981             26  50  1  198  POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145)     RIZTAB
 T'AN SUNG 14-3704           17  17  1  170  SHAO-LIN HEROES (1253)     TOBIR
 HIGH GUN 15-4386            18  21  2   90  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 TUM 18-7380                 19  14  2  150  FROM THE FACE (1265)       TALCAMA
 HYSTERIAS 19-4047           29  29  3  168  ANARCHY (1151)             ZUWAYZA
 R'SHANN 20-577              53  40  3  191  OVERLORDS (30)             SEAM
 CRUSADER LORD 31-3946       40  28  5  271  THE STORMGUARDS (132)      CHIMLEVTAL
 SPAZZ 33-6207               39  33  0  166  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108              81  78  2  198  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 VLAADE 36-5160              17  11  1  193  WORLDWIDE PANIC (1263)     JHANS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         21  28  0   39  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 SWORDBREAKER 43-1087        26  16  0   94  WIDOWMAKERS (1275)         VEASTIAN
 IPECAC 45-3625              21   9  0  125  EMETICS (1242)             STORMCROWE
 MOD COD 55-2638             46  76  1  108  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      44  50  1  193  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       46  61  0  131  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            60  34  0  238  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       40  69  0   99  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021      20   9  0  131  AND SO IT BEGINS (1062)    DAL SHANG
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         42  30  1  179  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973)   KYR'TERR
 DREIHDEN PLUNGER 74-3344    20  12  1   81  THE DREIHDENS (1278)       DAIYLA KIV
 AVALANCHE 75-2213           26   6  1  186  FORCE OF NATURE (747)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           61  29  0  194  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 KIDNEY 96-972               10   4  3   86  ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 HEART 97-1096                6   8  4   43  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273)  SHADOW GROVE
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   13  12  4   86  COLLEGE RADIO (1223)       SYVYN'S HILL
 MUMMY 99-853                11  12  5   71  IKER'S CORPSES (1225)      SOUTH RIDGE