ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 04/07/2004 Duedate: 04/20/2004
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-373
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223 121 66 0 64.7 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142
BIG APPLE MENACE 65/836 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
2 SHADOW GOLD 71/1143 376 244 1 60.6 9 DRAKE'S BAR-B 15/313 157 168 5 48.3
SHADOW AND LIGHT 5/982 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/1075
THE DEMON DOGS 4/922 10 NINJAS 7/1060 173 189 1 47.8
3 MAGICK 60/955 509 404 4 55.8 FROM THE FACE 18/1265
AND SO IT BEGINS 65/1062 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1152
FORCE OF NATURE 75/747 RESURRECTION 2/1065
ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/1176 11 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 383 514 9 42.7
CARTOUCHE 71/1111 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/973 12 MY PETS 9/554 449 716 11 38.5
4 4-LETTER ANX 82/1271 242 194 1 55.5 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/1272 RHYME TYME 55/449
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 13 BLUE MOON 9/1025 422 716 3 37.1
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273 BAD APPLES 56/1091
5 QUBIT 10/1136 722 599 5 54.7 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
VERMIN!! 82/1124 REFORMERS 64/1095
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 14 FA CHING 60/1279 12 22 1 35.3
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 WORLDWIDE PANIC 36/1263
SIR AGLIO 10/788 SHAO-LIN HEROES 14/1253
VERMIN! 82/1267 15 MY DRUGS 98/1222 12 23 0 34.3
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 16-U.B.O.S.M. 11/1184 29 56 1 34.1
JOKA MASHER 82/917 THE DREIHDENS 74/1278
6 ANARCHY 19/1151 25 24 1 51.0 17 FARSCAPE 10/1277 1 2 0 33.3
INDIFFERENCE 7/1250 18 TOWNSVILLAIN 10/1252 21 43 0 32.8
INSIGNIFICANCE 74/1266 POWERPUFF GIRLS 12/1145
7 OVERLORDS 20/30 126 126 2 50.0 19-IKER'S CORPS 99/1225 4 9 0 30.8
THE STORMGUARDS 31/132 20 WIDOWMAKERS 43/1275 1 4 0 20.0
8 EMETICS 45/1242 41 42 0 49.4 21 AMERICAN APPR 3/1268 1 5 0 16.7
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
The Unknown Spymaster took the notes today. What a mess! I don't know who
writes his stuff, but it's rotten. Unreasonable, too. Have YOU ever tried to "mash"
a melon? And I can't imagine even Unknown looks on "a barrel of Zontanis" as a
possible source of fun. Oh, well.
Rhyme Tyme was avoided by Drake's Petting Zoo.
Qrappy got the most challenges.
We had thirty-three fights, of which nine were challenge matches.
Congratulations to Ishinomori for having a TV challenge and using it.
Nobody died. One standby fought.
The longest fight was a mere five minutes. You can do better than that! Five
minutes means you aren't even trying.
The fights--
MAN O' WAR (15-4517) (18-5-1,37) of TRIPLE CROWN fought LETHE (9-4782) (30-26-
2,77) of BLUE MOON. MAN O' WAR devastated LETHE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
BLACKBURST (60-5025) (16-14-0,62) of FA CHING fought SWORDBREAKER (43-1087) (26-
17-0,74) of WIDOWMAKERS. BLACKBURST savagely defeated SWORDBREAKER in an exciting 2
minute brutal struggle.
THUNDRA (60-5122) (23-13-1,83) of FA CHING fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (22-28-
0,64) of JUST BECAUSE. THUNDRA demolished GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute uneven contest.
KIDNEY (96-972) (10-5-3,65) of ORGAN ON THE SANDS fought GROUND POUNDER (74-
3058) (16-13-2,85) of INSIGNIFICANCE. KIDNEY was beaten by GROUND POUNDER in an
action packed 2 minute bout.
MARY RETZLAFF (3-6119) (17-24-1,58) of AMERICAN APPRAISAL fought QUONSET (10-
4990) (22-17-0,47) of QUBIT. MARY RETZLAFF was overpowered by QUONSET in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.
CORAL SNAKE (65-5017) (18-8-0,91) of ALL THAT SLITHERS fought QUIBBLE (10-4756)
(21-40-0,80) of QUBIT. CORAL SNAKE viciously subdued QUIBBLE in an exciting 3 minute
brutal fight.
DITCH RAT (82-15360) (21-19-3,100) of VERMIN! fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (34-55-
0,67) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. DITCH RAT savagely defeated SKI MASK in a popular 1
minute gruesome fight.
LUNA TYCK (33-5761) (32-35-1,94) of DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO fought FEAR (82-10416)
(16-25-1,100) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY. LUNA TYCK overpowered FEAR in a 2 minute uneven
competition.
JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (21-14-0,96) of NINJAS fought CARRIE NATION (64-4054) (40-
70-0,100) of REFORMERS. JAKUCHU ITO vanquished CARRIE NATION in an action packed 1
minute one-sided fray.
BEER GOGGLES (33-6819) (25-24-1,115) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought SIR VILE (10-4754)
(24-22-1,143) of SIR AGLIO. BEER GOGGLES demolished SIR VILE in a 1 minute one-sided
melee.
IPECAC (45-3625) (21-10-0,126) of EMETICS fought SPUTTER (82-15095) (27-12-
1,142) of JOKA MASHER. IPECAC overpowered SPUTTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided
duel.
MOD COD (55-2638) (47-76-1,120) of RHYME TYME fought HIGH GUN (15-4386) (19-21-
2,94) of TRIPLE CROWN. MOD COD defeated HIGH GUN in an action packed 1 minute brutal
fight.
MISER (71-3793) (37-18-2,136) of SHADOW GOLD fought GAMBLE (7-4884) (19-10-
2,124) of INDIFFERENCE. MISER unbelievably bested GAMBLE in an exciting 3 minute
bout.
TUTANKHAMUN (71-3357) (24-14-0,117) of CARTOUCHE fought ROSETTA DEGRAVES (4-
4528) (19-13-1,106) of THE DEMON DOGS. TUTANKHAMUN handily defeated ROSETTA DEGRAVES
in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (30-28-0,105) of BUMS 'R' US fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151)
(46-64-2,103) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. BUDDERCUP overpowered KOOKABURRA in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel.
LYTA ALEXANDER (65-5021) (21-9-0,138) of AND SO IT BEGINS fought HALLIE O'DENE
(58-6018) (47-61-0,146) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. LYTA ALEXANDER overpowered HALLIE
O'DENE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TIME SQUARE (65-4637) (25-8-0,117) of BIG APPLE MENACE fought W.T. POOH (33-
4430) (61-48-0,141) of SNOTZI'S II. TIME SQUARE was subdued by W.T. POOH in an
exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
TICKLES (9-3486) (40-62-1,156) of MY PETS fought KRAC D'CHEVALIERS (31-4345)
(19-23-0,141) of THE STORMGUARDS. TICKLES was devastated by KRAC D'CHEVALIERS in a 1
minute one-sided fight.
MASHER (60-4553) (41-38-3,181) of JOKA MASHER! fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (81-79-
2,182) of VIOLENT FEMS. MASHER vanquished KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody
one-sided fray.
STARBUCK (6-5387) (33-20-0,209) of SCIENCE FICTION fought AVALANCHE (75-2213)
(26-7-1,190) of FORCE OF NATURE. STARBUCK handily defeated AVALANCHE in a popular 1
minute bloody uneven fight.
TALOS (31-2069) (51-23-0,210) of THE STORMGUARDS fought HYSTERIAS (19-4047) (29-
30-3,154) of ANARCHY. TALOS bested HYSTERIAS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
OBSESSED AVENGER (15-2162) (41-44-1,193) of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q fought TUM (18-7380)
(20-14-2,161) of FROM THE FACE. OBSESSED AVENGER unbelievably bested TUM in an
exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
BLACK RHINO (71-1834) (43-30-1,182) of EDGE OF EXTINCTION fought NAIHREN (101-
27) (0-0-0,240) of Local Louts. BLACK RHINO was overpowered by NAIHREN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
And the challenge matches--
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-809) (13-13-4,76) of COLLEGE RADIO challenged PUTZ'N
ALONG (60-5437) (30-25-0,86) of JOKA MASHER!. Up 10. FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE viciously
subdued PUTZ'N ALONG in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
SATOSHI KUNO (7-5229) (18-14-0,78) of NINJAS challenged AERYN SUN (10-4268) (15-
10-0,58) of FARSCAPE. Down 20. SATOSHI KUNO was viciously subdued by AERYN SUN in a
5 minute Challenge melee.
MORADOR (2-5089) (20-8-0,76) of RESURRECTION challenged CREDIT LINE (82-1366)
(0-5-0,37) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY. Down 39. MORADOR devastated CREDIT LINE in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge competition.
MOJO JOJO (10-4643) (29-32-2,136) of TOWNSVILLAINS challenged SPAZZ (33-6207)
(39-34-0,163) of SNOTZI'S II. Up 27. MOJO JOJO vanquished SPAZZ in an exciting 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LIBERTY BELLE (12-5448) (25-30-0,180) of POWERPUFF GIRLS challenged QRAPPY (10-
4761) (41-50-1,205) of QUBIT. Up 25. LIBERTY BELLE was demolished by QRAPPY in a 2
minute mismatched Challenge competition.
R'SHANN (20-577) (53-41-3,190) of OVERLORDS challenged DELICE THE RED (56-3401)
(45-50-1,200) of BAD APPLES. Up 10. R'SHANN was devastated by DELICE THE RED in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CRUSADER LORD (31-3946) (40-29-5,193) of THE STORMGUARDS challenged DIRT WORM
(82-2315) (62-29-0,196) of VERMIN!! Up 3. CRUSADER LORD handily defeated DIRT WORM
in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BUBBLES (12-4981) (26-51-1,191) of POWERPUFF GIRLS challenged 50 SUCKS (60-4129)
(61-34-0,253) of JOKA MASHER! Up 62. BUBBLES lost to 50 SUCKS in a 2 minute
Challenge battle.
ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (20-7-1,65) of NINJAS TV challenged HEART (97-1096) (6-9-
4,40) of ORGANS ON THE SAND. Down 25. ISHINOMORI devastated HEART in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.
And for Captain of the Guard:
EMERALD DRAGONFLY (60-2586) (71-61-2,239) of MAGICK fought ONE A DAY (98-799)
(19-12-3,226) of MY DRUGS. A random match. EMERALD DRAGONFLY overpowered ONE A DAY
in a 2 minute one-sided Title fight.
Olaf Modeen
P.S. Okay, so I was in a hurry. Sue me. I had to get this done before my quill
turned into something else. Weird stuff going on with the writing device tonight.
Really weird.
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586 72 61 2 256 MAGICK (955) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
50 SUCKS 60-4129 62 34 0 257 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
STARBUCK 6-5387 34 20 0 227 SCIENCE FICTION (1152) TRANSEL
CRUSADER LORD 31-3946 41 29 5 225 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 46 50 1 214 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
TALOS 31-2069 52 23 0 212 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
QRAPPY 10-4761 42 50 1 211 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162 42 44 1 196 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313) MALCORN
BUBBLES 12-4981 26 52 1 196 POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145) RIZTAB
MASHER 60-4553 42 38 3 194 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
-VLAADE 36-5160 17 11 1 193 WORLDWIDE PANIC (1263) JHANS
DIRT WORM 82-2315 62 30 0 188 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
AVALANCHE 75-2213 26 8 1 187 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN
R'SHANN 20-577 53 42 3 183 OVERLORDS (30) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK RHINO 71-1834 43 31 1 177 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LIBERTY BELLE 12-5448 25 31 0 175 POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145) RIZTAB
KAIDEN 35-3108 81 80 2 172 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
HYSTERIAS 19-4047 29 31 3 171 ANARCHY (1151) ZUWAYZA
-T'AN SUNG 14-3704 17 17 1 170 SHAO-LIN HEROES (1253) TOBIR
TUM 18-7380 20 15 2 167 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
MOJO JOJO 10-4643 30 32 2 164 TOWNSVILLAINS (1252) KOLACT
-NEXUS 5-4218 17 4 0 161 SHADOW AND LIGHT (982) KALTOS
KRAC D'CHEVALIERS 31-4345 20 23 0 160 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
IPECAC 45-3625 22 10 0 153 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 22 9 0 153 AND SO IT BEGINS (1062) DAL SHANG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
W.T. POOH 33-4430 62 48 0 150 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MISER 71-3793 38 18 2 144 SHADOW GOLD (1143) KYR'TERR
BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 26 24 1 141 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SPAZZ 33-6207 39 35 0 139 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TICKLES 9-3486 40 63 1 138 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 47 62 0 135 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
GAMBLE 7-4884 19 11 2 130 INDIFFERENCE (1250) BONSUR
TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357 25 14 0 128 CARTOUCHE (1111) KYR'TERR
SPUTTER 82-15095 27 13 1 127 JOKA MASHER (917) DWES EG
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 25 9 0 125 BIG APPLE MENACE (836) DAL SHANG
MOD COD 55-2638 48 76 1 122 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
SIR VILE 10-4754 24 23 1 120 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 31 28 0 115 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 22 14 0 109 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
LUNA TYCK 33-5761 33 35 1 108 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DITCH RAT 82-15360 22 19 3 102 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
ROSETTA DEGRAVES 4-4528 19 14 1 102 THE DEMON DOGS (922) JHELUM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HIGH GUN 15-4386 19 22 2 96 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
CORAL SNAKE 65-5017 19 8 0 96 ALL THAT SLITHERS (1176) DAL SHANG
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 46 65 2 95 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 14 13 4 92 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 40 71 0 90 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
GROUND POUNDER 74-3058 17 13 2 89 INSIGNIFICANCE (1266) DAIYLA KIV
THUNDRA 60-5122 24 13 1 88 FA CHING (1279) ARADI
FEAR 82-10416 16 26 1 87 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271) DWES EG
QUIBBLE 10-4756 21 41 0 82 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
-DREIHDEN PLUNGER 74-3344 20 12 1 81 THE DREIHDENS (1278) DAIYLA KIV
BLACKBURST 60-5025 17 14 0 81 FA CHING (1279) ARADI
MORADOR 2-5089 21 8 0 78 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
AERYN SUN 10-4268 16 10 0 78 FARSCAPE (1277) KOLACT
PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437 30 26 0 77 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
SKI MASK 58-5869 34 56 0 71 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
-MUMMY 99-853 11 12 5 71 IKER'S CORPSES (1225) SOUTH RIDGE
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 19 5 1 70 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 21 7 1 69 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
KIDNEY 96-972 10 6 3 67 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229 18 15 0 66 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
SWORDBREAKER 43-1087 26 18 0 64 WIDOWMAKERS (1275) VEASTIAN
QUONSET 10-4990 23 17 0 64 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 22 29 0 62 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
LETHE 9-4782 30 27 2 51 BLUE MOON (1025) ZUKAL
MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119 17 25 1 44 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (1268) OSKSI
HEART 97-1096 6 10 4 40 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 0 6 0 40 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Talos -- The boss calls himself The Narrator. -- Bubbles
High Lord Bosk -- Well met, my brother. Perhaps you will send a warrior or two here
to the Guard? (Was great seeing you, the tour was hussah. The Hill Giants didn't
know what hit them!) I raise my ale and make the sign of the hammer and of the axe
in your honor. -- The Icelord
High Lord Bosk -- My thanks, First Sword. -- Crusader Lord
Dirt Worm -- Seriously, though...(chuckle, chuckle) you DID lose to a warrior with at
least 22 less FE than you. (I am challenging you again this turn.) -- Crusader Lord
Emerald Dragonfly -- A salute to you, Captain of the Guard. -- Crusader Lord
The Council of Lords presents Home Guard History Facts: on turn #2, on 12/8/89 there
were 35 ranked teams. The #1 team was Zig Zag/Hack and Slash/Golden Hoste at 5-0.
The Tower Guardian was: Daisy Ironballs of Genetic Mishaps from Tobir who was 27-18.
(The legendary Ferd the Tower from Willaf was ranked #7 at 29-40.) The Top
Stylemasters were: ST: Daisy Ironballs of Genetic Mishaps. BA: Crimson Iguana of
The Reptilians. LU: Zigo the Rotund of Legacy of Steel. PS: Selarc of Bad News.
TP: Rockin' Rikki of Code of Blue. WOS: Death Bringer of The G.I. Joes. SL:
Slice of Zig Zag. PR: Tiny of Bad News. PL: Gnat-Rat of Rat Pak. AB: Baron
Bonkers of Asylum Knights. -- The Icelord
Spazz -- My dear friend! I didn't realize elves could be that graceless. Of course,
I do realize that confronting my beauty would disconcert ANYONE. -- Delice the Red
Tutankhamun -- A golem, okay, that makes sense. A sort of animated mummy, right?
For an animated mummy, you didn't do badly. But next time, tell 'em you need more
tana leaves. -- Hallie O'Dene
P.S. Or something.
Sputter -- You Dwarves never could hold your liquor, but you didn't need to spit it
all over! -- Carrie Nation
Putz'n Along -- A loss for three skills at this point is a good bargain. Thank you.
-- Lethe
Who is this Mean Spirit to come agains ME? It's the spirit of a DUCK HUNTER, I can
tell, because there is NOTHING meaner than a Duck Hunter except a POULTRY FARMER. --
Ski Mask the Ill Done By and Furious About It
Here's a list of teams from last turn's newsletter. If I've gotten anyone's
name wrong, just let me know and I'll fix it. -- The Saint, keeper of lists
COLLEGE RADIO, etc. Floyd MY PETS, etc. Emerald Orbs
SHADOW GOLD, etc. Shadowgate BLUE MOON, etc. Ho Chan
4-LETTER ANXIETY, etc. TUM MY DRUGS The Muffin Man
MAGICK, etc. Poison Ivy U.B.O.S.M., etc. Dreihdenflahg
QUBIT, etc. Sultan TOWNSVILLAINS, etc. The Narrator
ANARCHY, etc. Jekyll SUPERIOR KILLS, etc. DeGotti
SWEORDMASTERS, etc. Mannequin IKER'S CORPS Iker
OVERLORDS, etc. The Icelord WIDOWMAKERS Soultender
NINJAS, etc. Shocking Toad AMERICAN APPRAISAL ?
EMETICS, etc. Berylstar FARSCAPE Keldon Blackfang
VIOLENT FEMS, etc. A-Sop
18 March 2004
St. Valentine's Day Massacre Update
We are pleased to announce that the kLk sponsored St. Valentine's Day Massacre
kill contest in DM 36 is off to a great start. We are also pleased to announce that
in addition to the 10 team rollups we are also able to offer the renaming of a dark
arena warrior as a prize to the manager with the most kills. The contest is only 2
turns old and is still wide open. There are currently 5 managers tied with one kill
each. Anything can still happen so hurry up and get into the arena.
On a personal note, no other alliances have entered the arena in force to
challenge the kLk dominance. We were expecting The Firm to put up a fight for their
supposed home arena. But, they were a no show. Guess they proved what they are
really made of. *evil grin*
Perhaps another alliance would like to step in to give us a challenge. We are
throwing down the gauntlet. Perhaps the Chaos Inc. boys I keep hearing about would
like to step in and challenge the kLk for arena dominance. If you don't show up,
Chaos, don't feel bad. FAR better managers than you have been invited into Jhans but
have chosen to pass on the offer.
So if you consider yourself worthy to compete, like fierce competition, and
enjoy arenas where the personals are as fierce as the fighting, come visit JHANS DM
36. We're already planning our next contest, "Capture the Flag," and have a
storyline being actively worked on in the arena. Whatever you like about DM you can
find it in JHANS.
Bookie
mgr. of Suicidal Dreams
and Director Jhans Board of Tourism
kLk Alliance
27 March 2004
This notice is to inform the DM world that CHAOS INC. has added CHEETO to its
ranks. He joins APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and RUDE BUDDHA as the 6th member.
May your chaotic wings spread disaster and CHAOS for all your days! Welcome CHEETO!!
27 March 2004
Has anyone seen it in print that the "Goat" is leaving the "Cartel"? There were
some diplos to the effect of a special branch of the Cartel being formed, like secret
societies, governmental agencies and alliances certain agendas are developed. To
obtain the desired effect of any agenda only key personnel can be used. The "Goat"
is "Cartel" so until you see it with me announcing that I am not Cartel, remember,
"The Agenda of the Core is for you to fight for." I hope this stops the confusion.
-- Goat
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ISHINOMORI devastated HEART in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BUBBLES lost to 50 SUCKS in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
CRUSADER LORD handily defeated DIRT WORM in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
R'SHANN was devastated by DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LIBERTY BELLE was demolished by QRAPPY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MOJO JOJO vanquished SPAZZ in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MORADOR devastated CREDIT LINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
SATOSHI KUNO was viciously subdued by AERYN SUN in a 5 minute Challenge melee.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE viciously subdued PUTZ'N ALONG in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
EMERALD DRAGONFLY overpowered ONE A DAY in a 2 minute one-sided Title fight.
BLACK RHINO was overpowered by NAIHREN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
OBSESSED AVENGER unbelievably bested TUM in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
TALOS bested HYSTERIAS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
STARBUCK handily defeated AVALANCHE in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
MASHER vanquished KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
TICKLES was devastated by KRAC D'CHEVALIERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TIME SQUARE was subdued by W.T. POOH in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
LYTA ALEXANDER overpowered HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BUDDERCUP overpowered KOOKABURRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
TUTANKHAMUN handily defeated ROSETTA DEGRAVES in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MISER unbelievably bested GAMBLE in a exciting 3 minute bout.
MOD COD defeated HIGH GUN in a action packed 1 minute brutal fight.
IPECAC overpowered SPUTTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEER GOGGLES demolished SIR VILE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
JAKUCHU ITO vanquished CARRIE NATION in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
LUNA TYCK overpowered FEAR in a 2 minute uneven competition.
DITCH RAT savagely defeated SKI MASK in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
CORAL SNAKE viciously subdued QUIBBLE in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
MARY RETZLAFF was overpowered by QUONSET in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KIDNEY was beaten by GROUND POUNDER in a action packed 2 minute bout.
THUNDRA demolished GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BLACKBURST savagely defeated SWORDBREAKER in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
MAN O' WAR devastated LETHE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 25 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 LUNGING ATTACK 90 - 71 - 3 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 BASHING ATTACK 49 - 42 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 SLASHING ATTACK 31 - 27 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 46 - 54 - 0 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 STRIKING ATTACK 44 - 55 - 2 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 14 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 13 - 27 - 0 33 |
Turn 373 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 5 1 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 7 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586 72 61 2 256 MAGICK (955)
WALL OF STEEL 50 SUCKS 60-4129 62 34 0 257 JOKA MASHER! (833)
LUNGING ATTACK STARBUCK 6-5387 34 20 0 227 SCIENCE FICTION (1152)
STRIKING ATTACK CRUSADER LORD 31-3946 41 29 5 225 THE STORMGUARDS (132)
TOTAL PARRY TALOS 31-2069 52 23 0 212 THE STORMGUARDS (132)
PARRY-STRIKE OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162 42 44 1 196 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313)
BASHING ATTACK MASHER 60-4553 42 38 3 194 JOKA MASHER! (833)
AIMED BLOW HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 47 62 0 135 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)
PARRY-LUNGE LUNA TYCK 33-5761 33 35 1 108 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was CORAL SNAKE 65-5017. The ten other most popular fighters were FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE
98-809, TIME SQUARE 65-4637, AERYN SUN 10-4268, GAMBLE 7-4884, TUM 18-7380,
BLACKBURST 60-5025, CRUSADER LORD 31-3946, EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586, OBSESSED
AVENGER 15-2162, and HYSTERIAS 19-4047.
The least popular fighter this week was MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119. The other ten least
popular fighters were SIR VILE 10-4754, SPUTTER 82-15095, ROSETTA DEGRAVES 4-4528,
TICKLES 9-3486, R'SHANN 20-577, HEART 97-1096, LETHE 9-4782, SWORDBREAKER 43-1087,
GAR & BRILL 38-4252, and SKI MASK 58-5869.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 SEAM(20) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 6 1 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 3 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 4 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 4 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 2 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORADOR 2-5089 21 8 0 78 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119 17 25 1 44 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (1268) OSKSI
ROSETTA DEGRAVES 4-4528 19 14 1 102 THE DEMON DOGS (922) JHELUM
STARBUCK 6-5387 34 20 0 227 SCIENCE FICTION (1152) TRANSEL
GAMBLE 7-4884 19 11 2 130 INDIFFERENCE (1250) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 40 63 1 138 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
QRAPPY 10-4761 42 50 1 211 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
BUBBLES 12-4981 26 52 1 196 POWERPUFF GIRLS (1145) RIZTAB
OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162 42 44 1 196 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313) MALCORN
TUM 18-7380 20 15 2 167 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
HYSTERIAS 19-4047 29 31 3 171 ANARCHY (1151) ZUWAYZA
R'SHANN 20-577 53 42 3 183 OVERLORDS (30) SEAM
CRUSADER LORD 31-3946 41 29 5 225 THE STORMGUARDS (132) CHIMLEVTAL
W.T. POOH 33-4430 62 48 0 150 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 81 80 2 172 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 22 29 0 62 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
SWORDBREAKER 43-1087 26 18 0 64 WIDOWMAKERS (1275) VEASTIAN
IPECAC 45-3625 22 10 0 153 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
MOD COD 55-2638 48 76 1 122 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 46 50 1 214 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 47 62 0 135 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586 72 61 2 256 MAGICK (955) ARADI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 40 71 0 90 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 22 9 0 153 AND SO IT BEGINS (1062) DAL SHANG
BLACK RHINO 71-1834 43 31 1 177 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (973) KYR'TERR
GROUND POUNDER 74-3058 17 13 2 89 INSIGNIFICANCE (1266) DAIYLA KIV
AVALANCHE 75-2213 26 8 1 187 FORCE OF NATURE (747) JADE MOUNTAIN
DIRT WORM 82-2315 62 30 0 188 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
KIDNEY 96-972 10 6 3 67 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
HEART 97-1096 6 10 4 40 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 14 13 4 92 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 14 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
ABE SIMPSON (9-4453) SPRINGFIELD
PB-LEAD (23-4385) ROCK-ETTS IV
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (60-4242) METAL MELTDOWN
CHIP (60-4413) RESCUE RANGERS
SLAKE (82-12993) WORD OF THE DAY
DIS-COMBOBULATE (63-2222) DIS-TEAM
RETARD (68-7501) POLITICALLYINCORRECT
DARKSIDE (22-2714) LOST SOULS 1
ZHARRA TYL MEDAN (40-2586) SUPERIOR FORCES
SMOOGIE (82-2247) STREET PIZZAD III
ARATHEA (13-3318) THE ELITE
PX (82-14364) SUPERIOR FORCES 1203
MIKE, POWERFUL (82-7051) MIKE THE HUNTER
DIS-FUNCTIONAL (63-2223) DIS-TEAM
-- Green Eyes