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Date : 06/30/2004 Duedate: 07/13/2004
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-379
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-THE ROYAL FA 19/1036 209 110 0 65.5 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
2 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223 129 70 0 64.8 10 SEA DOGS 18/426 23 22 0 51.1
BIG APPLE MENACE 65/836 11 NINJAS 7/1060 200 193 2 50.9
3 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 334 245 6 57.7 FROM THE FACE 18/1265
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 RESURRECTION 2/1065
4 CARTOUCHE 71/1111 516 408 4 55.8 12 SITTIN' ON A 63/1302 72 71 0 50.3
5 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298 20 16 0 55.6 13 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 53 53 0 50.0
SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
6 QUBIT 10/1136 758 639 6 54.3 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 14-YAKUZA 8/1300 11 11 0 50.0
SIR AGLIO 10/788 15-DRAKE'S BAR-B 15/313 161 174 5 48.1
VERMIN! 82/1267 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO 33/1075
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 16 EMETICS 45/1242 48 53 0 47.5
VERMIN!! 82/1124 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142
JOKA MASHER 82/917 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
7 4-LETTER ANX 82/1271 250 210 1 54.3 17 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 388 521 9 42.7
ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/1272 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273 18-UNTOUCHABLES 18/1190 13 18 0 41.9
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 19-SONS OF SATAN 21/21 6 9 0 40.0
8 FARSCAPE 10/1277 10 9 0 52.6 20 MY PETS 9/554 460 723 11 38.9
THE MUPPETS 54/1289 RHYME TYME 55/449
THE BLUES 20/1286 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
GUARDIANS 43/1287 21 REFORMERS 64/1095 431 732 3 37.1
9 SPARF! 20/1069 687 653 10 51.3 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
OPEN SESAME 50/824 BAD APPLES 56/1091
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/1006 22-FA CHING 60/1279 16 28 1 36.4
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 23 AMERICAN APPR 3/1268 4 8 0 33.3
NOT QUITE 59/1237
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
While it was certainly nice to take a bit out of Delice the Red, I have bad news
to report on.... Unfortunately, I have been deemed too skilled to remain in the
Freshmen tournament. Such are the measures of progress for a 4 Wit Warrior.
Doubtful that any of Crip's other Home Guardians will make the trip to Memphis, but
if anyone else from here is going, good luck, and a small word of advice, don't fight
any clones. You think you've disposed of one, and another pops up. Eventually you
just get worn out.
Steve McQueen
Royal Flush
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
So, you think you need a spy report? You think you DESERVE one? Well, I
deserve to be paid for DOING spy report, so here goes.
The fights started late today, possibly because it was pouring rain, or maybe it
was the spontaneous emergence of camels from the sands. Who can say? Who cares?
They started late, and there it is. You all know what it means.
Big Apple Menace was avoided by Royal Flush.
Ipecac may possibly have gotten the most challenges, or maybe he just has the
most enemies.
SKI MASK (58-5869) (36-59-0,61) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought BECKY (17-5782) (12-
1-2,89) of BLADES OF STEEL. SKI MASK was demolished by BECKY in an action packed 1
minute one-sided struggle. Roast duck for that girl!
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (19-5-1,63) of NOT QUITE fought QUIBBLE (10-4756)
(22-45-0,70) of QUBIT. IMMOVEABLE OBJECT unbelievably bested QUIBBLE in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute fight. I don't know why the crowd was pleased. I guess it just
goes to show that you can never tell with crowds. Myself, I was bored.
MARY RETZLAFF (3-6119) (19-28-1,71) of AMERICAN APPRAISAL fought HOCKEY DUCK
(39-937) (24-16-1,56) of DUCKS UNLIMITED. MARY RETZLAFF savagely defeated HOCKEY
DUCK in an exciting 3 minute bloody fray. Another Duck bites sand. Good. They're
getting too uppity.
CARRIE NATION (64-4054) (41-75-0,61) of REFORMERS fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-
0-0,30) of Local Louts. CARRIE NATION overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-
sided bout. They hate her in the Bash N Glug.
PRIZMATYK WAHL (73-4252) (16-7-1,70) of MAGIC MAYHEM fought MAN O' WAR (15-4517)
(20-9-1,49) of TRIPLE CROWN. PRIZMATYK WAHL was subdued by MAN O' WAR in a 2 minute
fight. This is war, not colored pencils.
HEART (97-1096) (6-15-4,48) of ORGANS ON THE SAND fought PUTZ'N ALONG (60-5437)
(32-29-0,70) of JOKA MASHER!. HEART viciously subdued PUTZ'N ALONG in a popular 3
minute brutal fray. Just putz'n' along butters no parsnips.
OSCAR (50-3153) (28-7-0,100) of OPEN SESAME fought EXILE (7-4618) (23-18-1,89)
of BLADES OF ICE. OSCAR slimly won victory over EXILE in a popular 4 minute gory
bout. Which means Exile still does not get to go home. I hear the home-folks are
glad, too.
KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (48-68-2,94) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought MARY ANN (47-
4378) (14-18-0,88) of SCREEN DREAMS. KOOKABURRA was handily defeated by MARY ANN in
an exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout. That girl does love a cookie!
KIDNEY (96-972) (13-8-3,91) of ORGAN ON THE SANDS fought CLOUDS AWAY (50-3332)
(17-5-2,79) of OPEN SESAME. KIDNEY vanquished CLOUDS AWAY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
And other things than clouds, too.
SPUTTER (82-15095) (29-16-1,133) of JOKA MASHER fought YELLOWBEARD (18-2149)
(27-13-0,122) of SEA DOGS. SPUTTER vanquished YELLOWBEARD in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight. It was dyed. Or maybe bleached. Not really yellow, anyway.
W.T. POOH (33-4430) (64-51-0,131) of SNOTZI'S II fought FAST-FINGERS FRED (101-
7) (0-0-0,110) of Local Louts. W.T. POOH outlasted FAST-FINGERS FRED in an exciting
10 minute gory duel. So... which of those fingers was the fast one, and what
happened to it? This was our longest fight.
TUTANKHAMUN (71-3357) (27-17-0,138) of CARTOUCHE fought HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018)
(49-65-0,133) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. TUTANKHAMUN viciously subdued HALLIE O'DENE in
an exciting 1 minute gory bout. I thought mummies were lovers. I guess that shows
how much I know about 'em.
BEER GOGGLES (33-6819) (28-27-1,124) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought ROWDY YOBBO (20-
3429) (22-21-1,94) of SPARF! BEER GOGGLES was overcome by ROWDY YOBBO in an action
packed 1 minute duel. Everybody can overcome beer. And associated conditions. It
goes with being a gladiator. Although the managers are even worse.
KAIDEN (35-3108) (84-82-2,160) of VIOLENT FEMS fought DITCH RAT (82-15360) (23-
23-3,129) of VERMIN! KAIDEN was overpowered by DITCH RAT in an exciting 1 minute
gory uneven fight. Good! Kaiden was well matched against a rat. She's that kinda
fem.
BLACK HOLE SCRAG (43-3220) (29-19-1,169) of GUARDIANS fought AEDON (7-4295) (36-
18-1,113) of BLADES OF ICE. BLACK HOLE SCRAG was luckily beaten by AEDON in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute conflict. Was it luck or good planning? Can Aedon do it again?
Go on, Aedon, I dare ya.
BRICK (20-389) (36-33-0,159) of THE BLUES fought KONGOL (7-4524) (32-18-2,148)
of BLADES OF ICE. BRICK was savagely defeated by KONGOL in an exciting 1 minute
brutal bout. That's some kinda turnabout. Usually it's the ice that gets smashed by
the bricks.
MOD COD (55-2638) (51-78-1,168) of RHYME TYME fought SIR VILE (10-4754) (27-25-
1,149) of SIR AGLIO. MOD COD devastated SIR VILE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. If
you ask me, and even if you don't, Cod's vile, too.
DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (49-52-1,199) of BAD APPLES fought TIME SQUARE (65-
4637) (28-11-0,151) of BIG APPLE MENACE. DELICE THE RED was handily defeated by TIME
SQUARE in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Seems like there might be some kind of
symmetry here.
TICKLES (9-3486) (45-63-1,198) of MY PETS fought SPAZZ (33-6207) (42-37-0,169)
of SNOTZI'S II. TICKLES was viciously subdued by SPAZZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
gruesome bout. That's what happens when you go around tickling strangers with
swords.
BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (35-29-0,195) of BUMS 'R' US fought EMILY (17-5753) (28-17-
0,151) of BLADES OF STEEL. BUDDERCUP was devastated by EMILY in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gory mismatched bout. Next time, kill the bum!
Ah, challenge matches. This shows that one or two managers were paying
attention. Even though they weren't writing personals. Why do I care about the
personals? 'Cause no personals makes me look bad, that's why. So get busy, ya bums.
BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (16-11-1,61) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged GAR & BRILL
(38-4252) (24-32-0,83) of JUST BECAUSE. Up 22. BLACK JACK SHELACK overpowered GAR &
BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. Make 'em wash the grill, Black!
SATOSHI KUNO (7-5229) (22-16-0,76) of NINJAS challenged FEAR (82-10416) (18-29-
1,76) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY. Straight across. SATOSHI KUNO was overpowered by FEAR in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Happens all the time.
MORADOR (2-5089) (25-9-1,72) of RESURRECTION challenged CREDIT LINE (82-1366)
(0-11-0,49) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY. Down 23. MORADOR overpowered CREDIT LINE in a
1 minute uneven Challenge duel. Naturally. Everyone knows that Credit Line can't
win. It's one of these special deals, right? Like Job of Talcama with his 67-turn
losing streak or whatever it was.
ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (26-7-1,92) of NINJAS challenged QUONSET (10-4990) (26-19-
0,68) of QUBIT. Down 24. ISHINOMORI vanquished QUONSET in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge duel. I wish you wouldn't do that, Ish, we've got a housing shortage here.
JOE KING (47-2223) (29-49-1,137) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DIRT WORM (82-2315)
(64-33-0,179) of VERMIN!! Up 42. JOE KING was overcome by DIRT WORM in an action
packed 4 minute Challenge fight. Anybody surprised?
AERYN SUN (10-4268) (21-10-0,145) of FARSCAPE challenged ROT TEN EGGS (47-3099)
(36-32-0,159) of ROYAL FLUSH. Up 14. AERYN SUN savagely defeated ROT TEN EGGS in an
exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle. Quite a stink, too.
PERFECT TEN (47-4218) (27-20-1,169) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged IPECAC (45-3625)
(23-14-0,145) of EMETICS. Down 24. PERFECT TEN subdued IPECAC in a crowd pleasing 3
minute Challenge competition. Prefect gets extra points for not throwing up once
during the fight. There aren't many stomachs strong enough for that.
APPLE JACK (47-4011) (29-22-4,164) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged TUM (18-7380) (24-
16-2,195) of FROM THE FACE. Up 31. APPLE JACK was vanquished by TUM in a popular 1
minute mismatched Challenge brawl. This is what happens when you challenge up.
JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (27-14-0,196) of NINJAS challenged 50 SUCKS (60-4129) (66-
35-1,228) of JOKA MASHER! up 32. JAKUCHU ITO vanquished 50 SUCKS in an exciting 1
minute gory uneven Challenge battle. Except, of course, when them as you challenge
up to sucks.
MICHAEL J'EH FOX (60-5263) (20-11-2,99) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH TV challenged
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-809) (18-14-4,97) of COLLEGE RADIO. Oh, a TV challenge, I'm
impressed! Down 2. MICHAEL J'EH FOX devastated FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a 1 minute
Challenge fight. If you say so.
And for the title, STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (35-33-1,263) of ROYAL FLUSH fought
MASHER (60-4553) (46-39-3,213) of JOKA MASHER! STEVE MCQUEEN handily defeated MASHER
in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Title contest. Congratulations to Steve McQueen,
writer of columns. May your elbow never tire.
Ogre
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 36 33 1 278 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 28 14 0 227 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TUM 18-7380 25 16 2 202 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
50 SUCKS 60-4129 66 36 1 192 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
SPAZZ 33-6207 43 37 0 192 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MASHER 60-4553 46 40 3 191 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
-OBSESSED AVENGER 15-2162 44 47 1 191 DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q (313) MALCORN
EMILY 17-5753 29 17 0 187 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 29 11 0 186 BIG APPLE MENACE (836) DAL SHANG
DIRT WORM 82-2315 65 33 0 181 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
TICKLES 9-3486 45 64 1 181 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 52 78 1 174 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
PERFECT TEN 47-4218 28 20 1 174 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-DUKE OF EARL 19-2401 16 14 0 174 THE ROYAL FAMILY (1036) ZUWAYZA
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 49 53 1 170 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 35 30 0 166 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
APPLE JACK 47-4011 29 23 4 164 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
KONGOL 7-4524 33 18 2 162 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
AERYN SUN 10-4268 22 10 0 162 FARSCAPE (1277) KOLACT
DITCH RAT 82-15360 24 23 3 157 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
-DAMION 21-87 36 27 3 155 SONS OF SATAN (21) SUNSET
AEDON 7-4295 37 18 1 152 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
BRICK 20-389 36 34 0 152 THE BLUES (1286) SEAM
-LUNA TYCK 33-5761 35 38 1 151 DRAKE'S PETTING ZOO (1075) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 36 33 0 150 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
JOE KING 47-2223 29 50 1 150 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-THUNDRA 60-5122 26 15 1 150 FA CHING (1279) ARADI
IPECAC 45-3625 23 15 0 150 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
SPUTTER 82-15095 30 16 1 148 JOKA MASHER (917) DWES EG
TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357 28 17 0 145 CARTOUCHE (1111) KYR'TERR
BLACK HOLE SCRAG 43-3220 29 20 1 144 GUARDIANS (1287) VEASTIAN
SIR VILE 10-4754 27 26 1 144 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
KAIDEN 35-3108 84 83 2 134 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
W.T. POOH 33-4430 65 51 0 134 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 49 66 0 133 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
-SCOOTER 54-118 20 9 1 127 THE MUPPETS (1289) TROCAR
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 27 14 0 119 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 23 21 1 116 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
-NUTMEG 7-5167 21 15 1 116 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263 21 11 2 110 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (1006) ARADI
OSCAR 50-3153 29 7 0 108 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 28 28 1 106 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KIDNEY 96-972 14 8 3 104 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
-RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 20 16 3 103 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
-BLACKBURST 60-5025 19 16 0 103 FA CHING (1279) ARADI
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 27 7 1 101 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BECKY 17-5782 13 1 2 93 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 18 15 4 91 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EXILE 7-4618 23 19 1 90 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
FEAR 82-10416 19 29 1 90 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271) DWES EG
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 17 11 1 83 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 48 69 2 81 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119 20 28 1 79 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (1268) OSKSI
MORADOR 2-5089 26 9 1 76 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
CLOUDS AWAY 50-3332 17 6 2 74 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 20 5 1 73 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 21 9 1 71 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
QUONSET 10-4990 26 20 0 69 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
HEART 97-1096 7 15 4 69 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
QUIBBLE 10-4756 22 46 0 68 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229 22 17 0 66 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
-KASENKO 73-4445 19 7 2 66 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 24 33 0 64 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 42 75 0 63 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
SKI MASK 58-5869 36 60 0 61 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
-THORNE 60-5259 18 5 0 57 FA CHING (1279) ARADI
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 16 8 1 57 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 24 17 1 55 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437 32 30 0 54 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
-WISPER 1-5753 14 8 2 52 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
-A. CAPONE 18-3228 14 16 3 50 UNTOUCHABLES (1190) TALCAMA
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 0 12 0 49 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
-NUTCRACKER 38-4380 18 6 1 41 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Steve McQueen -- With something as important as a title match, you didn't have the
good sense to let ME win? -- Delice the Red and Annoyed
Emily -- On the off-chance that your manager actually reads the personals, I will
say, good match. Sneaky. -- Hallie O'Dene
Fountains of Wayne -- And it's not even GOOD beer. -- Carrie Nation
Gar & Brill -- Ski Mask had a lot to say, but since nobody seems to be doing
personals but us--yes, I saw your note last time, Shocking Toad, but it doesn't
change the basic facts--and since I didn't feel like typing it, we'll pass. -- Ho-
Chan, for Ski Mask (ugh) and others
16 June 2004
Death Fest Begins July 29/DM 59 T-172
"You drive a hard bargain Hammer," responded Lord Lian Ki Na-Sul, "but the
Gladiatorial Commission has agreed to re-open DM 58 Delarq Tor as a Slow Arena
exclusively for a period of six months to those Death Fest contestants who fight
their stables at least 67 times out of a possible 75 during the 15 rounds of Death
Fest; on the condition that at least 20 stables qualify for the Illis Iron Stable
Award at the conclusion of the Death Fest and those qualifying managers send a New
Stable to DM 58 Delarq Tor without Cannibalizing their participation in the other
arenas where they have active stables!"
Hammer felt a certain sense of satisfaction as he studied the ghoulish grin
spreading across the face of Lord Lian Ki Na-Sul; proud Arena Master of the once
dying Illis Arena, as the DM 59 Arena Authority signed the Gladiatorial Commission
papers authenticating the arrangement agreed upon by the two parties presiding.
"You and the Gladiatorial Commission also drive a hard bargain," Hammer replied
as he reflected upon the prospects of Delarq Tor DM 58 being re-opened as a Slow
Arena with at least 20 New Stables by the Managers who fight their stables at least
67 times out of a possible 75 during the 15 rounds of Death Fest. "I also notice the
clause that for Delarq Tor to be open Exclusively for 6 months to the New Stables
managed by the Illis Iron Stable Award Winners that there must be at least 15 stables
Active each cycle. That is a fair bargain for the opportunity to battle for the
Duelmaster Throne each of those six months before Other New Stables are allowed to
enter Delarq Tor."
This was a Golden Opportunity for both Veteran and Newbie Managers to pave a new
frontier of Delarq history by qualifying their Death Fest stables in DM 59 with 67
fights out of a possible 75; then for the price of running a stable in a Regular
Arena, continuing to be Active in DM 59 and sending a New Team Roll Up to be a part
of "History in the Making" when Delarq Tor would re-open for its First Turn as a Slow
Arena on November 3rd, 2005.
Death Fest would conclude on T-186 August 25th, 2005 allowing the Illis Iron
Stable Award Winners enough time to be registered with the Gladiatorial Commission;
whereupon they would be able to submit a New Team Roll Up to the GC to start a New
Stable in Delarq Tor; be able to fight those New Gladiators in the Rookies 2005 Fall
Mailer Tourney; then begin competing for the DM 58 Duelmasters Throne in Delarq Tor
right out of the gate with the November 3rd 2005 T-1 Debut Opening Round.
Hammer of the First Part had also negotiated with Lord Na-Zul of the Second Part
an agreement that All 10 Dark Arena Monsters and 17 NPCs Characters be re-named by
the Top Ten Death Fest Finishers. [See DM 59 T-171 Newsletter Team Spotlight by
Hammer for the complete listing of Dark Arena Monsters/NPCs and the Official Death
Fest Designation for which Top Ten Finishers re-name which characters!]
Lord Na-Sul could not hide his delight at the prospects of Death being re-
delivered to his once dying arena during the Delarq Death Fest; the DM 59 Arena
Master agreed that these Death Fest Prizes were but a Small Exchange in Comparison to
the Profits to be made by the local Illis business merchants and surrounding
community from the Anticipated Influx into Illis by the Veteran and Newbie
Managers/Gladiators/Stables seeking to make History in the Delarq Death Fest.
Nor could Hammer conceal his jubilation regarding the Call Across Alistari being
Answered to Cross Blades and Match Wits with the Devious, the Diabolical, the
Dangerous and the Down Challenging who were being drawn to the Delarq Death Fest to
Fulfill their Delarq Dueling Destiny!
REMEMBER: Death Fest begins July 29th T-172 with 25 points being awarded to
those who write a minimum 15 paragraph Team Spotlight [including Stable Name &
Managerial Alias in the Storyline!] for the DM 59 T-172 Newsletter [So Make Sure HAL
Does Not Eat any Lengthy Sentences that are Emailed without Proper Formatting; and
the RSI Typist has Plenty of Time to Type Any Hand Written Spotlights; Lest Ye
Discover 0 Points Awarded for a Missing or Incomplete T-172 Team Spotlight!]
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Death Fest
Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and High Priest of the Crimson Ascension
Family in DM 28
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MICHAEL J'EH FOX devastated FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
JAKUCHU ITO vanquished 50 SUCKS in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.
APPLE JACK was vanquished by TUM in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
PERFECT TEN subdued IPECAC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.
AERYN SUN savagely defeated ROT TEN EGGS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
JOE KING was overcome by DIRT WORM in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
ISHINOMORI vanquished QUONSET in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MORADOR overpowered CREDIT LINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SATOSHI KUNO was overpowered by FEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLACK JACK SHELACK overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
STEVE MCQUEEN handily defeated MASHER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
BUDDERCUP was devastated by EMILY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
TICKLES was viciously subdued by SPAZZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
DELICE THE RED was handily defeated by TIME SQUARE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MOD COD devastated SIR VILE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BRICK was savagely defeated by KONGOL in a exciting 1 minute brutal bout.
BLACK HOLE SCRAG was luckily beaten by AEDON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
KAIDEN was overpowered by DITCH RAT in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BEER GOGGLES was overcome by ROWDY YOBBO in a action packed 1 minute duel.
TUTANKHAMUN viciously subdued HALLIE O'DENE in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
W.T. POOH outlasted FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 10 minute gory duel.
SPUTTER vanquished YELLOWBEARD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KIDNEY vanquished CLOUDS AWAY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
KOOKABURRA was handily defeated by MARY ANN in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
OSCAR slimly won victory over EXILE in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
HEART viciously subdued PUTZ'N ALONG in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
PRIZMATYK WAHL was subdued by MAN O' WAR in a 2 minute fight.
CARRIE NATION overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MARY RETZLAFF savagely defeated HOCKEY DUCK in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT unbelievably bested QUIBBLE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
SKI MASK was demolished by BECKY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 SLASHING ATTACK 34 - 16 - 1 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 LUNGING ATTACK 84 - 65 - 1 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 26 - 0 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 46 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 41 - 51 - 2 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 40 - 50 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 23 - 31 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 379 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 36 33 1 278 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
LUNGING ATTACK JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 28 14 0 227 NINJAS (1060)
WALL OF STEEL 50 SUCKS 60-4129 66 36 1 192 JOKA MASHER! (833)
BASHING ATTACK SPAZZ 33-6207 43 37 0 192 SNOTZI'S II (813)
TOTAL PARRY DIRT WORM 82-2315 65 33 0 181 VERMIN!! (1124)
STRIKING ATTACK DELICE THE RED 56-3401 49 53 1 170 BAD APPLES (1091)
PARRY-LUNGE AERYN SUN 10-4268 22 10 0 162 FARSCAPE (1277)
PARRY-STRIKE ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 36 33 0 150 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
SLASHING ATTACK MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263 21 11 2 110 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (1006)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 24 17 1 55 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was BLACK HOLE SCRAG 43-3220. The ten other most popular fighters were EXILE 7-4618,
IPECAC 45-3625, QUIBBLE 10-4756, HEART 97-1096, MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119, AERYN SUN
10-4268, JOE KING 47-2223, W.T. POOH 33-4430, SPAZZ 33-6207, and JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102.
The least popular fighter this week was CLOUDS AWAY 50-3332. The other ten least
popular fighters were YELLOWBEARD 18-2149, SIR VILE 10-4754, CREDIT LINE 82-1366,
QUONSET 10-4990, FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809, SKI MASK 58-5869, HOCKEY DUCK 39-937,
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252, KAIDEN 35-3108, and BRICK 20-389.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 4 0
BONSUR(7) 4 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 3 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 3 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORADOR 2-5089 26 9 1 76 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119 20 28 1 79 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (1268) OSKSI
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 28 14 0 227 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 45 64 1 181 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
AERYN SUN 10-4268 22 10 0 162 FARSCAPE (1277) KOLACT
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 21 9 1 71 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
EMILY 17-5753 29 17 0 187 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
TUM 18-7380 25 16 2 202 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
BRICK 20-389 36 34 0 152 THE BLUES (1286) SEAM
SPAZZ 33-6207 43 37 0 192 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 84 83 2 134 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 24 33 0 64 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 24 17 1 55 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
BLACK HOLE SCRAG 43-3220 29 20 1 144 GUARDIANS (1287) VEASTIAN
IPECAC 45-3625 23 15 0 150 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 36 33 1 278 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
OSCAR 50-3153 29 7 0 108 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
MOD COD 55-2638 52 78 1 174 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 49 53 1 170 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 49 66 0 133 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 20 5 1 73 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
50 SUCKS 60-4129 66 36 1 192 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 42 75 0 63 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 29 11 0 186 BIG APPLE MENACE (836) DAL SHANG
TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357 28 17 0 145 CARTOUCHE (1111) KYR'TERR
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 16 8 1 57 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
DIRT WORM 82-2315 65 33 0 181 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
KIDNEY 96-972 14 8 3 104 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
HEART 97-1096 7 15 4 69 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 18 15 4 91 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL