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Date : 08/25/2004 Duedate: 09/07/2004
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-383
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223 134 73 0 64.7 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123
BIG APPLE MENACE 65/836 11-SPARF! 20/1069 699 673 10 50.9
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 OPEN SESAME 50/824
2 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 344 255 7 57.4 CHAPEL ROCK 79/776
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/1006
3 CARTOUCHE 71/1111 518 410 4 55.8 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072
4 4-LETTER ANX 82/1271 257 218 1 54.1 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 NOT QUITE 59/1237
ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/1272 BLOWN AWAY 44/820
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
5 QUBIT 10/1136 785 668 6 54.0 12 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 58 57 0 50.4
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
SIR AGLIO 10/788 13 EMETICS 45/1242 56 57 0 49.6
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142
VERMIN!! 82/1124 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
VERMIN! 82/1267 14 SAUSAGE DOGS 42/1016 43 57 0 43.0
JOKA MASHER 82/917 RESSURRECTION 82/1309
VERMIN 72/771 15 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 392 525 9 42.7
6 TWISTED SESA 99/1307 103 93 1 52.6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
7 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298 23 21 1 52.3 16 MY PETS 9/554 468 727 12 39.2
SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299 RHYME TYME 55/449
8 FARSCAPE 10/1277 14 13 0 51.9 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
THE BLUES 20/1286 17 SUPERIOR KIL 98/1229 17 28 1 37.8
9 NINJAS 7/1060 214 203 2 51.3 18 REFORMERS 64/1095 438 741 4 37.2
FROM THE FACE 18/1265 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/1304 BAD APPLES 56/1091
RESURRECTION 2/1065 19 AMERICAN APPR 3/1268 5 11 0 31.3
10 SITTIN' ON A 63/1302 76 73 0 51.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Oh, hi. There weren't any Modeens around, I don't know where they went. So
It's just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out HOME GUARD to see what's
new, and, you know, to be friendly and make sure they don't get into trouble for
whatever it is they're doing. Well, they might, but at least they won't get into
trouble for not doing the spy report. Although they won't do the spy report next
time, either, because of going to Hawaii! Some people have all the luck.
MVP award for BEER GOGGLES? Most vaulting points. JOYS OF BOOZE's proud of him
after beating SPAZZ and getting 44 points. Well, okay, they aren't REALLY proud of
him, or they'd write a personal, but nobody writes here except, you know, Ski Mask
and Hallie O'Dene and their people.
Talk about yer big time losers! Not that I wanted to, but that's what's in the
notes. SPAZZ got smashed by BEER GOGGLES, and lost 38 points! Actually, Spazz just
got smashed by beer. I've seen it happen lots of times.
Like BLADES OF STEEL's EMILY is sweating since she got challenged by Duel2Dude
TUM! Well, okay, if she's sweating, which ladies DON'T, you know, they just glow--
it's because of the weather. This Duel2Dude is like something else! I'm not sure
what. A tree? A stone wall? TUM stopped EMILY dead in her tracks! Okay, not
really dead. Or even in her tracks, have you ever tried to make tracks in the sand?
They could be anybody's. But she stopped. Is the Duel2Dude really being a real snob
to his teammates? No, because nobody noticed. Or there would be, you know, a
column. Don't ask me! What? Don't ask me what? Who put this note in there?
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. You all knew that, didn't you?
The warriors of SNOTZI'S II must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided
team. Do you guys know something that I don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are
NINJAS? SNOTZI'S II, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to
accept an invitation! But did they ask? I never know. It could all be something
the scribes made up.
Can BLADES OF STEEL's EMILY be more popular than me? She was challenged the
most, but is that really the same? Of course not!
See if I ever talk to EVIL ELMO again! CREDIT LINE was so low when It
challenged it. Hhmph! If EVIL ELMO can't beat a warrior 31 points below itself,
that it CHALLENGED, it oughtta be selling food in the stands! ISHINOMORI is being
unfair. She's challenged down 19 against KONGOL. I don't know why they let this
stuff go on. Okay, I do know. I mean, it isn't like anybody really cares. Not here
on the Isle. Nobody's dying dead or anything. KONGOL is a real man! He was
challenged by ISHINOMORI, 19 points above, and BEAT her! Dark Arena, anyone? Like
there's a Dark Arena on the Isle. Maybe we should have one, you know, where you
challenge and if you lose, you have to sit out for a couple of turns. No, nobody'd
go for that. The people that want to sit out do it anyway. Oh, well, it wasn't
really much of an idea. People were asking me did JAKUCHU ITO REALLY challenge 50
SUCKS? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular
fight, or anything, but 50 SUCKS wants me to write about it since he was subdued by
JAKUCHU ITO. Satisfied? You know, I never figured that one out. I mean, why would
the loser want me to mention the fight?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. Or send it to a carefully selected laundry. Some can handle bloodstains, and
some can't. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its
been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (10-1-4,68) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged CREDIT LINE (82-
1366) (0-15-0,37) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY. Down 31. EVIL ELMO was devastated by
CREDIT LINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TUM (18-7380) (28-16-2,242) of FROM THE FACE challenged EMILY (17-5753) (31-18-
0,226) of BLADES OF STEEL. Down 16. TUM vanquished EMILY in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge Title battle.
JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (30-15-0,204) of NINJAS challenged 50 SUCKS (60-4129) (69-
36-1,224) of JOKA MASHER! Up 20. JAKUCHU ITO demolished 50 SUCKS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RAISON D'ETRE (7-5311) (22-16-3,120) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged SPUTTER (82-
15095) (31-18-1,127) of JOKA MASHER. Up 7. RAISON D'ETRE was defeated by SPUTTER in
an exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
EXILE (7-4618) (26-19-1,140) of BLADES OF ICE challenged KAIDEN (35-3108) (86-
84-2,140) of VIOLENT FEMS. Straight across. EXILE slimly lost to KAIDEN in an
action packed 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (29-8-1,135) of NINJAS challenged KONGOL (7-4524) (33-21-
2,116) of BLADES OF ICE. Down 19. ISHINOMORI was devastated by KONGOL in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge match.
NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (18-8-1,38) of ALL FINESSE challenged PINK BEAR (36-5883)
(23-12-1,53) of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... Up 15. NUTCRACKER was handily defeated by PINK
BEAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SATOSHI KUNO (7-5229) (23-19-0,77) of NINJAS challenged ELENA (63-2356) (16-4-
0,87) of SITTIN' ON ACES. Up 10. SATOSHI KUNO lost to ELENA in an action packed 2
minute gruesome Challenge duel.
DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (51-54-2,221) of BAD APPLES fought DIRT WORM (82-2315)
(66-35-0,193) of VERMIN!! DELICE THE RED was luckily beaten by DIRT WORM in an
action packed 3 minute duel.
TIME SQUARE (65-4637) (30-13-0,193) of BIG APPLE MENACE fought HALLIE O'DENE
(58-6018) (51-67-0,167) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. TIME SQUARE savagely defeated HALLIE
O'DENE in an exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
AERYN SUN (10-4268) (25-10-0,194) of FARSCAPE fought MOD COD (55-2638) (54-79-
2,200) of RHYME TYME. AERYN SUN was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.
TICKLES (9-3486) (47-65-1,191) of MY PETS fought BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (37-31-
0,183) of BUMS 'R' US. TICKLES demolished BUDDERCUP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched competition.
MASHER (60-4553) (46-43-3,183) of JOKA MASHER! fought TUTANKHAMUN (71-3357) (30-
18-0,163) of CARTOUCHE. MASHER demolished TUTANKHAMUN in a popular 1 minute
mismatched match.
IPECAC (45-3625) (26-15-0,173) of EMETICS fought DITCH RAT (82-15360) (25-25-
3,161) of VERMIN! IPECAC overcame DITCH RAT in a popular 1 minute gruesome conflict.
SPAZZ (33-6207) (44-39-0,180) of SNOTZI'S II fought BEER GOGGLES (33-6819) (29-
30-1,125) of JOYS OF BOOZE. SPAZZ was overpowered by BEER GOGGLES in an action
packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
W.T. POOH (33-4430) (68-51-0,160) of SNOTZI'S II fought FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-
809) (20-16-4,131) of COLLEGE RADIO. W.T. POOH was viciously subdued by FOUNTAINS OF
WAYNE in a 2 minute brawl.
NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (24-23-0,149) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought SIR VILE
(10-4754) (28-28-1,149) of SIR AGLIO. NED THE JANITOR was overpowered by SIR VILE in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
MARY ANN (47-4378) (16-20-0,132) of SCREEN DREAMS fought NUTMEG (7-5167) (23-15-
1,144) of SUGAR AND SPICE. MARY ANN was beaten by NUTMEG in a 2 minute bloody fight.
THATDOGWILLBITEU (42-1981) (22-27-1,119) of SAUSAGE DOGS fought KIDNEY (96-972)
(15-10-3,128) of ORGAN ON THE SANDS. THATDOGWILLBITEU devastated KIDNEY in a 1
minute one-sided contest.
FEAR (82-10416) (21-30-1,104) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY fought MARY RETZLAFF (3-6119)
(21-30-1,92) of AMERICAN APPRAISAL. FEAR defeated MARY RETZLAFF in a 2 minute brutal
duel.
BRICK (20-389) (37-36-0,108) of THE BLUES fought AEDON (7-4295) (37-21-1,119) of
BLADES OF ICE. BRICK was narrowly defeated by AEDON in a crowd boring 15 minute
gruesome fray.
BECKY (17-5782) (15-2-2,99) of BLADES OF STEEL fought MAN O' WAR (15-4517) (22-
11-1,73) of TRIPLE CROWN. BECKY butchered MAN O' WAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRIZMATYK WAHL (73-4252) (18-9-2,98) of MAGIC MAYHEM fought 2 PHAT (72-5064)
(18-6-1,36) of VERMIN. PRIZMATYK WAHL was defeated by 2 PHAT in a 2 minute gruesome
fight.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) (8-3-4,54) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME fought MORADOR (2-
5089) (27-11-1,70) of RESURRECTION. R IS FOR REPUGNANT was savagely defeated by
MORADOR in an action packed 2 minute fight.
GLORY HOLE (98-870) (7-18-4,59) of SUPERIOR KILLS fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(25-35-0,58) of JUST BECAUSE. GLORY HOLE defeated GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute match.
GUARDIAN (82-16527) (7-5-0,26) of RESSURRECTION fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (49-
71-2,71) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. GUARDIAN was vanquished by KOOKABURRA in an action
packed 1 minute uneven bout.
CARRIE NATION (64-4054) (42-78-0,50) of REFORMERS fought QUIBBLE (10-4756) (24-
47-0,79) of QUBIT. CARRIE NATION overpowered QUIBBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLACK EYE (60-6163) (18-12-0,64) of JOKA MASHER! fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-
0-0,30) of Other Dueldudes. BLACK EYE handily defeated LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1
minute gory one-sided duel.
PUTZ'N ALONG (60-5437) (34-31-0,79) of JOKA MASHER! fought SKI MASK (58-5869)
(37-62-0,72) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. PUTZ'N ALONG was viciously subdued by SKI MASK in
a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
QUONSET (10-4990) (28-21-0,90) of QUBIT fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-0-0,30) of
Other Dueldudes. QUONSET demolished LAKE SAILOR in an exciting 1 minute brutal one-
sided fight.
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TUM 18-7380 29 16 2 259 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 31 15 0 232 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
MOD COD 55-2638 55 79 2 217 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 36 36 1 205 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
DIRT WORM 82-2315 67 35 0 203 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
TICKLES 9-3486 48 65 1 203 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 51 55 2 202 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
MASHER 60-4553 47 43 3 195 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 31 13 0 195 BIG APPLE MENACE (836) DAL SHANG
50 SUCKS 60-4129 69 37 1 194 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
EMILY 17-5753 31 19 0 193 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
AERYN SUN 10-4268 25 11 0 186 FARSCAPE (1277) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IPECAC 45-3625 27 15 0 176 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 37 32 0 175 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 51 68 0 174 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 30 30 1 169 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-POPE PAUL II 79-1317 23 13 0 167 CHAPEL ROCK (776) MIROI CHANG
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218 28 23 1 166 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 21 16 4 163 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
-ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 37 35 0 162 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-APPLE JACK 47-4011 30 25 4 162 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
DITCH RAT 82-15360 25 26 3 162 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
SIR VILE 10-4754 29 28 1 161 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357 30 19 0 160 CARTOUCHE (1111) KYR'TERR
KAIDEN 35-3108 87 84 2 152 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-UZI 44-1701 27 27 1 150 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
KONGOL 7-4524 34 21 2 148 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
-JOE KING 47-2223 30 52 1 147 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
NUTMEG 7-5167 24 15 1 147 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
SPAZZ 33-6207 44 40 0 142 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
W.T. POOH 33-4430 68 52 0 141 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 24 24 0 139 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
EXILE 7-4618 26 20 1 137 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981 23 27 1 137 SAUSAGE DOGS (1016) RODEKI
BECKY 17-5782 16 2 3 137 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
SPUTTER 82-15095 32 18 1 136 JOKA MASHER (917) DWES EG
-MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263 23 12 2 133 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (1006) ARADI
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 23 22 1 127 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 22 17 3 124 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
AEDON 7-4295 38 21 1 121 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 29 9 1 118 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
KIDNEY 96-972 15 11 3 113 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
BRICK 20-389 37 37 0 110 THE BLUES (1286) SEAM
-OSCAR 50-3153 29 8 0 107 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
FEAR 82-10416 22 30 1 107 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CLOUDS AWAY 50-3332 18 6 2 97 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
ELENA 63-2356 17 4 0 94 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
QUONSET 10-4990 29 21 0 92 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119 21 31 1 91 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (1268) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SKI MASK 58-5869 38 62 0 86 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 21 6 1 83 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 26 17 1 81 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229 23 20 0 79 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
2 PHAT 72-5064 19 6 1 78 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
MORADOR 2-5089 28 11 1 77 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 43 78 0 76 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 22 12 1 74 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 50 71 2 73 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 18 13 1 72 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437 34 32 0 70 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 1 15 0 68 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
BLACK EYE 60-6163 19 12 0 66 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
-GINGER 7-5518 19 7 1 65 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 18 10 2 65 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
GLORY HOLE 98-870 8 18 4 65 SUPERIOR KILLS (1229) SYVYN'S HILL
PINK BEAR 36-5883 24 12 1 64 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 8 4 4 57 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
-TAOS 26-4042 13 9 1 56 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
QUIBBLE 10-4756 24 48 0 54 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 25 36 0 53 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
-LINUS 75-2836 15 6 0 51 SUNDAY COMICS (1308) JADE MOUNTAIN
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 10 2 4 42 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 18 9 1 35 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
GUARDIAN 82-16527 7 6 0 27 RESSURRECTION (1309) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 22 12 1 TRIPLE CROWN 990 BECKY 17-5782 383
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Black Jack Shellack -- I suppose you think you've PROVED something? Ha! Merely that
you North Forkers are positively PICKLED in the WORST kind of coffin varnish! You
are setting a HORRIBLE example for the youth of this...Isle. You should be ASHAMED
of yourself. -- Carrie Nation
Hockey Duck -- You TRAITOR. You are betraying Ducks everywhere when you fight ME,
the Champion of Ducks Everywhere, instead of some fowl Duck-eating mammal. -- Ski
Mask, Founder and President, Ducks With Swords
P.S. I shall call upon our members to rise up unanimously and cast you OUT of our
fellowship!
Tickles -- You call THAT a fighting identity? I give you the Curled Lip of Scorn! I
always suspected you elves were wimpy and perverse, but this PROVES it. Elves should
stick to singing at the bottom of the well, er, the garden. -- Delice the Red
P.S. Besides, you're from Zukal. Proof of perversity and wickedness, if such was
needed.
Fat lot Delice knows about elves! -- Hallie
P.S. Besides, she's from Rocanis. A depraved lot, the Rocani. Thieves and
murderers, every one of them. Caravan raiders, the whole lot.
Joe King -- Why, you're just a kid! A little guy, for a Shew--haven't got your full
growth yet, have you? I'm sure you'll be formidable then. Keep working. -- Hallie
O'Dene
30 July 2004
The total number of fights calculated was reported as 250 fights. This is a
misprint. It should have read "over 2,500 fights." -- Baphomet
24 August 2004
Invitation to Newbie Managers
by Hammer
As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family. Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the
Vendetta Cartel.
The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains;
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the dueling land as
Master Darque.
Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications! [Hammer is
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are living in
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new stables to be
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a Regular Arena!]
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe members of the
Vendetta Cartel!
3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the Vendetta
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant
Enemies!
Any prospective Probates who 1.) seek to improve their managerial
insights/abilities under the counsel of Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 2.)
desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a Few
Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 3.)
who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see their
manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney Newsletters as
a member of the Vendetta Cartel MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide
Hammer with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least
favorite fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to
verify in the online newsletters.
Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to
Hammer's purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All
Arena Ad on a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
-- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EVIL ELMO was devastated by CREDIT LINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TUM vanquished EMILY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
JAKUCHU ITO demolished 50 SUCKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RAISON D'ETRE was defeated by SPUTTER in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
EXILE slimly lost to KAIDEN in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
ISHINOMORI was devastated by KONGOL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NUTCRACKER was handily defeated by PINK BEAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SATOSHI KUNO lost to ELENA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
DELICE THE RED was luckily beaten by DIRT WORM in a action packed 3 minute duel.
TIME SQUARE savagely defeated HALLIE O'DENE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
AERYN SUN was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TICKLES demolished BUDDERCUP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
MASHER demolished TUTANKHAMUN in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
IPECAC overcame DITCH RAT in a popular 1 minute gruesome conflict.
SPAZZ was overpowered by BEER GOGGLES in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
W.T. POOH was viciously subdued by FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a 2 minute brawl.
NED THE JANITOR was overpowered by SIR VILE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
MARY ANN was beaten by NUTMEG in a 2 minute bloody fight.
THATDOGWILLBITEU devastated KIDNEY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FEAR defeated MARY RETZLAFF in a 2 minute brutal duel.
BRICK was narrowly defeated by AEDON in a crowd boring 15 minute gruesome fray.
BECKY butchered MAN O' WAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRIZMATYK WAHL was defeated by 2 PHAT in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT was savagely defeated by MORADOR in a action packed 2 minute fight.
GLORY HOLE defeated GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute match.
GUARDIAN was vanquished by KOOKABURRA in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
CARRIE NATION overpowered QUIBBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLACK EYE handily defeated LAKE SAILOR in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
PUTZ'N ALONG was viciously subdued by SKI MASK in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
QUONSET demolished LAKE SAILOR in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 4 - 0 76 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 11 - 1 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 94 - 69 - 1 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 27 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 39 - 46 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 36 - 45 - 2 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 35 - 44 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 32 - 41 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
Turn 383 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 6 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 5 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 5 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TUM 18-7380 29 16 2 259 FROM THE FACE (1265)
TOTAL PARRY DIRT WORM 82-2315 67 35 0 203 VERMIN!! (1124)
BASHING ATTACK TICKLES 9-3486 48 65 1 203 MY PETS (554)
STRIKING ATTACK DELICE THE RED 56-3401 51 55 2 202 BAD APPLES (1091)
WALL OF STEEL 50 SUCKS 60-4129 69 37 1 194 JOKA MASHER! (833)
AIMED BLOW EMILY 17-5753 31 19 0 193 BLADES OF STEEL (1068)
PARRY-LUNGE AERYN SUN 10-4268 25 11 0 186 FARSCAPE (1277)
SLASHING ATTACK ISHINOMORI 7-5390 29 9 1 118 NINJAS (1060)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was DELICE THE RED 56-3401. The ten other most popular fighters were RAISON D'ETRE
7-5311, TIME SQUARE 65-4637, FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809, SKI MASK 58-5869, ELENA
63-2356, KAIDEN 35-3108, SPUTTER 82-15095, BEER GOGGLES 33-6819, MORADOR 2-5089, and
SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229.
The least popular fighter this week was AEDON 7-4295. The other ten least popular
fighters were QUIBBLE 10-4756, AERYN SUN 10-4268, ISHINOMORI 7-5390, EMILY 17-5753,
EVIL ELMO 99-1222, PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437, GUARDIAN 82-16527, PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252,
MAN O' WAR 15-4517, and BECKY 17-5782.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 4 4 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 1 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 2 3 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 2 0
MURSKA(35) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORADOR 2-5089 28 11 1 77 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119 21 31 1 91 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (1268) OSKSI
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 31 15 0 232 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 48 65 1 203 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
AERYN SUN 10-4268 25 11 0 186 FARSCAPE (1277) KOLACT
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 22 12 1 74 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
EMILY 17-5753 31 19 0 193 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
TUM 18-7380 29 16 2 259 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
BRICK 20-389 37 37 0 110 THE BLUES (1286) SEAM
BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 30 30 1 169 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 87 84 2 152 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
PINK BEAR 36-5883 24 12 1 64 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 25 36 0 53 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981 23 27 1 137 SAUSAGE DOGS (1016) RODEKI
IPECAC 45-3625 27 15 0 176 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
MOD COD 55-2638 55 79 2 217 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 51 55 2 202 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 51 68 0 174 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
MASHER 60-4553 47 43 3 195 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
ELENA 63-2356 17 4 0 94 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 43 78 0 76 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 31 13 0 195 BIG APPLE MENACE (836) DAL SHANG
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 24 24 0 139 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357 30 19 0 160 CARTOUCHE (1111) KYR'TERR
2 PHAT 72-5064 19 6 1 78 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 18 10 2 65 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
DIRT WORM 82-2315 67 35 0 203 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
KIDNEY 96-972 15 11 3 113 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 21 16 4 163 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 8 4 4 57 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE