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Date   : 09/22/2004    Duedate: 10/05/2004

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DM-101    TURN-385

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223  137   74  0 64.9      HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072               
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/836                     ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
  2 DU BASHERS 38/657      19   13  0 59.4      INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/1006           
  3 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   348  261  7 57.1   11 SITTIN' ON A 63/1302   78   75  0 51.0
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                     ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123           
  4 CARTOUCHE 71/1111     519  411  4 55.8   12 ALL FINESSE 38/1236    60   58  0 50.8
  5 QUBIT 10/1136         805  682  7 54.1      SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                         BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
    TRIPLE CROWN 15/990                         PERFECTION QUEST 73/1311              
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                         13 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298   24   24  1 50.0
    VERMIN!! 82/1124                            SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299                 
    SNOTZI'S II 33/813                       14 EMETICS 45/1242        58   61  0 48.7
    VERMIN! 82/1267                             BUMS 'R' US 60/1142                   
    JOKA MASHER 82/917                          JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    VERMIN 72/771                            15 SAUSAGE DOGS 42/1016   44   58  0 43.1
  6 4-LETTER ANX 82/1271  259  224  1 53.6      RESSURRECTION 82/1309                 
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306               16 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   392  529  9 42.6
    ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/1272                  JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274             17 MY PETS 9/554         469  732 12 39.1
  7 NINJAS 7/1060         224  205  2 52.2      RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/1304                GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    FROM THE FACE 18/1265                    18 REFORMERS 64/1095     443  744  4 37.3
    RESURRECTION 2/1065                         CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
  8 TWISTED SESA 99/1307  103   95  1 52.0      BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
  9 FARSCAPE 10/1277       16   15  0 51.6   19 SUPERIOR KIL 98/1229   17   30  1 36.2
    THE BLUES 20/1286                           WORLDWIDE PANIC 36/1263               
 10 BLOWN AWAY 44/820     704  676 10 51.0   20-AMERICAN APPR 3/1268    5   11  0 31.3

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, hi.  It's just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  I don't know where the Modeens are.  
They went away and haven't, you know, come back.  So I'm going to do your spy report.  
It won't take long, will it?
     MVP award for GUARDIAN?  I wish somebody would tell me what that means.  Oh, 
sure, I know some people say it's "most valuable player," but what is he playing?  
Why is he valuable?  Nobody tells me these things.  As if!
     Ingrate White North avoided Blades of Ice, because of being cold enough already, 
I guess.  Carrie Nation got the most challenges.  Everybody wanted to buy her a 
drink, some with umbrellas in them.
     Thirty-four fights.  Is that good?  Only seven challenges, but five of them were 
tv!  That's amazing.  It says so right here in the notes.
     It says some other stuff, too, but mainly just the fight notes, so I think 
that's it.

                                       Debby T.

     GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (25-37-0,53) of JUST BECAUSE fought QUIETUS (10-5165) (18-
9-1,56) of QUBIT.  GAR & BRILL was vanquished by QUIETUS in a 1 minute one-sided 
bout.
     NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (18-9-1,35) of ALL FINESSE fought MAN O' WAR (15-4517) (22-
13-1,64) of TRIPLE CROWN.  NUTCRACKER was demolished by MAN O' WAR in a 1 minute one-
sided conflict.
     SKI MASK (58-5869) (38-63-0,69) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought SIR PENT (10-5089) 
(18-13-1,58) of SIR AGLIO.  SKI MASK overpowered SIR PENT in an exciting 1 minute 
one-sided fray.
     BLACK EYE (60-6163) (19-13-0,56) of JOKA MASHER! fought MORADOR (2-5089) (29-11-
1,85) of RESURRECTION.  BLACK EYE was devastated by MORADOR in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute one-sided battle.
     2 PHAT (72-5064) (19-7-1,64) of VERMIN fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (50-72-2,53) 
of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  2 PHAT devastated KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
     PRIZMATYK WAHL (73-4252) (19-10-2,79) of MAGIC MAYHEM fought RUTHLESS (15-4591) 
(16-6-0,75) of TRIPLE CROWN.  PRIZMATYK WAHL was beaten by RUTHLESS in an action 
packed 6 minute brutal bout.
     CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (1-16-0,65) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY fought PUTZ'N ALONG 
(60-5437) (35-32-0,72) of JOKA MASHER!  CREDIT LINE was luckily beaten by PUTZ'N 
ALONG in a popular 6 minute brutal fight.
     GUARDIAN (82-16527) (7-6-0,27) of RESSURRECTION fought QUIBBLE (10-4756) (25-48-
0,74) of QUBIT.  GUARDIAN overpowered QUIBBLE in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven 
duel.
     KONGOL (7-4524) (34-22-2,128) of BLADES OF ICE fought SATOSHI KUNO (7-5229) (24-
20-0,100) of NINJAS.  KONGOL was vanquished by SATOSHI KUNO in a 2 minute one-sided 
bout.
     MARY ANN (47-4378) (16-22-0,119) of SCREEN DREAMS fought KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-
0,170) of Local Louts.  MARY ANN was handily defeated by KATRINA in an exciting 1 
minute bloody uneven bout.
     ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (30-9-1,150) of NINJAS fought NUTMEG (7-5167) (24-15-1,147) 
of SUGAR AND SPICE.  ISHINOMORI lost to NUTMEG in an action packed 1 minute bout.
     DITCH RAT (82-15360) (25-27-3,147) of VERMIN! fought AEDON (7-4295) (38-22-
1,103) of BLADES OF ICE.  DITCH RAT viciously subdued AEDON in a popular 4 minute 
brutal fight.
     QUONSET (10-4990) (30-21-0,124) of QUBIT fought KIDNEY (96-972) (15-12-3,113) of 
ORGAN ON THE SANDS.  QUONSET vanquished KIDNEY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
     BRICK (20-389) (38-37-0,126) of THE BLUES fought RAISON D'ETRE (7-5311) (22-17-
3,124) of BATHTUB ARMADA.  BRICK was savagely defeated by RAISON D'ETRE in a popular 
3 minute gory match.
     THATDOGWILLBITEU (42-1981) (23-27-1,137) of SAUSAGE DOGS fought SPAZZ (33-6207) 
(45-40-0,149) of SNOTZI'S II.  THATDOGWILLBITEU was handily defeated by SPAZZ in a 1 
minute uneven duel.
     EMILY (17-5753) (31-20-0,173) of BLADES OF STEEL fought SIR NASTY ONE (38-2787) 
(24-34-1,149) of DU BASHERS.  EMILY overpowered SIR NASTY ONE in a popular 1 minute 
one-sided duel.
     BECKY (17-5782) (17-2-3,164) of BLADES OF STEEL fought BEER GOGGLES (33-6819) 
(30-31-1,147) of JOYS OF BOOZE.  BECKY bested BEER GOGGLES in a popular 2 minute 
contest.
     MASHER (60-4553) (47-44-3,171) of JOKA MASHER! fought FEAR (82-10416) (22-31-
1,114) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY.  MASHER savagely defeated FEAR in a popular 2 minute 
bloody match.
     IPECAC (45-3625) (27-16-0,180) of EMETICS fought HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (52-68-
0,176) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  IPECAC savagely defeated HALLIE O'DENE in an exciting 1 
minute brutal bout.
     DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (52-55-2,210) of BAD APPLES fought OSWALD ORC (101-24) 
(0-0-0,181) of Local Louts.  DELICE THE RED viciously subdued OSWALD ORC in a 2 
minute bloody brawl.
     BIG COUNTRY (38-2765) (39-25-3,209) of DU BASHERS fought EXILE (7-4618) (27-20-
1,156) of BLADES OF ICE.  BIG COUNTRY viciously subdued EXILE in an action packed 4 
minute brutal duel.
     SIR VILE (10-4754) (30-28-1,189) of SIR AGLIO fought TICKLES (9-3486) (48-66-
1,185) of MY PETS.  SIR VILE handily defeated TICKLES in a popular 1 minute uneven 
fight.
     DIRT WORM (82-2315) (67-36-0,194) of VERMIN!! fought VLAADE (36-5160) (17-12-
1,169) of WORLDWIDE PANIC.  DIRT WORM demolished VLAADE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
one-sided brawl.
     BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (38-32-0,194) of BUMS 'R' US fought AERYN SUN (10-4268) (25-
12-0,183) of FARSCAPE.  BUDDERCUP was demolished by AERYN SUN in a 1 minute 
mismatched competition.
     50 SUCKS (60-4129) (70-37-2,234) of JOKA MASHER! fought TUTANKHAMUN (71-3357) 
(31-19-0,191) of CARTOUCHE.  50 SUCKS overpowered TUTANKHAMUN in a 1 minute one-sided 
fight.
     JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (32-15-0,243) of NINJAS fought FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-809) 
(22-16-4,192) of COLLEGE RADIO.  JAKUCHU ITO overpowered FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a 1 
minute uneven match.

     ELENA (63-2356) (17-5-0,80) of SITTIN' ON ACES challenged CARRIE NATION (64-
4054) (44-78-0,88) of REFORMERS.  Up 8.  ELENA vanquished CARRIE NATION in a 2 minute 
gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
     NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (24-25-0,136) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY challenged W.T. 
POOH (33-4430) (68-53-0,139) of SNOTZI'S II.  Up 3.  NED THE JANITOR devastated W.T. 
POOH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.

     TAOS (26-4042) (14-9-1,63) of HERE TO PHOENIX TV challenged R IS FOR REPUGNANT 
(99-1155) (9-4-4,77) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.  Up 14.  TAOS slimly lost to R IS FOR 
REPUGNANT in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (10-3-4,41) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged PINK BEAR (36-
5883) (25-12-1,73) of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE...  Up 32.  EVIL ELMO was overpowered by PINK 
BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
     MICHAEL J'EH FOX (60-5263) (24-12-2,155) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH TV challenged 
SPUTTER (82-15095) (33-18-1,142) of JOKA MASHER.  Down 13.  MICHAEL J'EH FOX bested 
SPUTTER in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
     UZI (44-1701) (28-27-1,164) of BLOWN AWAY TV challenged KAIDEN (35-3108) (87-85-
2,135) of VIOLENT FEMS.  Down 29.  UZI demolished KAIDEN in a popular 1 minute 
gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.
     STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (36-37-1,195) of ROYAL FLUSH TV challenged MOD COD (55-
2638) (55-80-2,194) of RHYME TYME.  Down 1.  STEVE MCQUEEN was viciously subdued by 
MOD COD in a 3 minute Challenge fight.

     For being Captain of the Guard:  TUM (18-7380) (30-16-2,288) of FROM THE FACE 
fought TIME SQUARE (65-4637) (32-13-0,211) of BIG APPLE MENACE.  TUM was overpowered 
by TIME SQUARE in a popular 1 minute uneven Title duel.  So that's a new captain, and 
maybe he'll write a columng.  Or maybe not.

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         33  13  0  229  BIG APPLE MENACE (836)     DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102          33  15  0  254  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            71  37  2  248  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      53  55  2  212  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 BIG COUNTRY 38-2765         40  25  3  211  DU BASHERS (657)           CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             56  80  2  203  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 AERYN SUN 10-4268           26  12  0  203  FARSCAPE (1277)            KOLACT
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           68  36  0  202  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 SIR VILE 10-4754            31  28  1  199  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 TUM 18-7380                 30  17  2  195  FROM THE FACE (1265)       TALCAMA
 TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357         31  20  0  192  CARTOUCHE (1111)           KYR'TERR
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       36  38  1  190  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   22  17  4  189  COLLEGE RADIO (1223)       SYVYN'S HILL
 IPECAC 45-3625              28  16  0  187  EMETICS (1242)             STORMCROWE
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           38  33  0  182  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EMILY 17-5753               32  20  0  178  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 TICKLES 9-3486              48  67  1  177  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       52  69  0  175  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 VLAADE 36-5160              17  13  1  174  WORLDWIDE PANIC (1263)     JHANS
 MASHER 60-4553              48  44  3  173  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 UZI 44-1701                 29  27  1  169  BLOWN AWAY (820)           KRILL
 EXILE 7-4618                27  21  1  169  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263    25  12  2  168  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (1006) ARADI
 BECKY 17-5782               18   2  3  168  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 NUTMEG 7-5167               25  15  1  166  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 SPAZZ 33-6207               46  40  0  157  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     25  25  0  157  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 DITCH RAT 82-15360          26  27  3  152  VERMIN! (1267)             DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819        30  32  1  150  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SIR NASTY ONE 38-2787       24  35  1  148  DU BASHERS (657)           CLIFFHOME
 ISHINOMORI 7-5390           30  10  1  146  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
 SPUTTER 82-15095            33  19  1  144  JOKA MASHER (917)          DWES EG
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        23  17  3  134  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 KAIDEN 35-3108              87  86  2  133  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 QUONSET 10-4990             31  21  0  133  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981    23  28  1  132  SAUSAGE DOGS (1016)        RODEKI
 SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229         25  20  0  131  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           68  54  0  127  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FEAR 82-10416               22  32  1  124  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271)    DWES EG
 BRICK 20-389                38  38  0  122  THE BLUES (1286)           SEAM
 AEDON 7-4295                38  23  1  110  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 KIDNEY 96-972               15  13  3  109  ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 KONGOL 7-4524               34  23  2  106  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELENA 63-2356               18   5  0   95  SITTIN' ON ACES (1302)     AMEN-TEI
-LONNIE JOHNSON 11-4965      24  20  1   93  THE HEADCUTTERS II (1282)  ARUAK CITY
 MORADOR 2-5089              30  11  1   92  RESURRECTION (1065)        NIANIA
-MARY RETZLAFF 3-6119        21  31  1   91  AMERICAN APPRAISAL (1268)  OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            17   6  0   90  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  10   4  4   84  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE
 SKI MASK 58-5869            39  63  0   80  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 PINK BEAR 36-5883           26  12  1   79  LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       44  79  0   78  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      19  11  2   78  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437        36  32  0   76  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          23  13  1   73  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 2 PHAT 72-5064              20   7  1   71  VERMIN (771)               DRAGONHEAD
 TAOS 26-4042                14  10  1   67  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 QUIETUS 10-5165             19   9  1   66  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366          1  17  0   66  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
-GLORY HOLE 98-870            8  18  4   65  SUPERIOR KILLS (1229)      SYVYN'S HILL
 GUARDIAN 82-16527            8   6  0   64  RESSURRECTION (1309)       DWES EG
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           19  14  0   58  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 SIR PENT 10-5089            18  14  1   51  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          50  73  2   49  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-CONSTANTINE 72-5361         14   5  1   48  AGELESS WONDER (1310)      DRAGONHEAD
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         25  38  0   47  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
-MICROSOFT 54-2483           13   6  0   45  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           10   4  4   43  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE
 QUIBBLE 10-4756             25  49  0   41  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
-MIGHTY CUT-UP 73-317        11   7  0   40  PERFECTION QUEST (1311)    ERINIKA
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          18  10  1   35  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Steve McQueen -- Ah, you wretched Dwarf, you thought you could take a bite of my 
apple?  But you're much too short.  It's all well and good to talk about "equal 
rights for all heights," but what could a vertically challenged person such as 
yourself do when the desired object was well out of reach, eh? -- Delice the Tall and 
Red
P.S.  Relatively tall, anyway.
P.P.S.  Okay, get a ladder, but not in the arena!

Fear -- That was well done, young woman.  But what alarms the males doesn't work on 
another woman.  You need a different approach against your own gender.  If you want 
to drop by my place, I have an apartment on the edge of town, we can work out the 
proper way to instill fear into females? -- Hallie O'Dene
P.S.  That is all--that and food--that I'm offering.  I'm not one of these "new" 
females.

Quietus -- Indeed, and that is what you will get if you go on with your wine-bibing, 
and no doubt your distilled liquors as well.  Do NOT tell me you "just like the 
taste."  There is grape juice, after all, if taste is all you want. -- Carrie Nation

Ruthless -- You mammals are all alike!  You have no RESPECT for your elders unless 
they're ground-crawling hairy mammals TOO.  By the Great Egg, you make me SICK. -- 
Ski Mask, Founder and President, Ducks With Swords

24 August 2004
                            Invitation to Newbie Managers
                                 by Hammer

     As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family.  Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the
Vendetta Cartel.
     The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains;
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the dueling land as
Master Darque.
     Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
     1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications!  [Hammer is
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are living in
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
     2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new stables to be
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a Regular Arena!]
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe members of the
Vendetta Cartel!
     3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the Vendetta
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
     The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant
Enemies!
     Any prospective Probates who 1.) seek to improve their managerial
insights/abilities under the counsel of Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 2.)
desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a Few
Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 3.)
who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see their
manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney Newsletters as
a member of the Vendetta Cartel MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
     Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide
Hammer with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least
favorite fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to
verify in the online newsletters.
     Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to
Hammer's purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All
Arena Ad on a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
     -- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe

20 September 2004
Azereth has returned!  I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25.  I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members).  I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years.  I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster.  Contact me at:
     Anthony Wells
     600 W. Shore Dr.
     Stanton, MI  48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STEVE MCQUEEN was viciously subdued by MOD COD in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
UZI demolished KAIDEN in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.
MICHAEL J'EH FOX bested SPUTTER in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
EVIL ELMO was overpowered by PINK BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TAOS slimly lost to R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NED THE JANITOR devastated W.T. POOH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
ELENA vanquished CARRIE NATION in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
TUM was overpowered by TIME SQUARE in a popular 1 minute uneven Title duel.
JAKUCHU ITO overpowered FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a 1 minute uneven match.
50 SUCKS overpowered TUTANKHAMUN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BUDDERCUP was demolished by AERYN SUN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DIRT WORM demolished VLAADE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SIR VILE handily defeated TICKLES in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BIG COUNTRY viciously subdued EXILE in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
DELICE THE RED viciously subdued OSWALD ORC in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
IPECAC savagely defeated HALLIE O'DENE in a exciting 1 minute brutal bout.
MASHER savagely defeated FEAR in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
BECKY bested BEER GOGGLES in a popular 2 minute contest.
EMILY overpowered SIR NASTY ONE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THATDOGWILLBITEU was handily defeated by SPAZZ in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BRICK was savagely defeated by RAISON D'ETRE in a popular 3 minute gory match.
QUONSET vanquished KIDNEY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DITCH RAT viciously subdued AEDON in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
ISHINOMORI lost to NUTMEG in a action packed 1 minute bout.
MARY ANN was handily defeated by KATRINA in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
KONGOL was vanquished by SATOSHI KUNO in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
GUARDIAN overpowered QUIBBLE in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
CREDIT LINE was luckily beaten by PUTZ'N ALONG in a popular 6 minute brutal fight.
PRIZMATYK WAHL was beaten by RUTHLESS in a action packed 6 minute brutal bout.
2 PHAT devastated KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLACK EYE was devastated by MORADOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
SKI MASK overpowered SIR PENT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
NUTCRACKER was demolished by MAN O' WAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GAR & BRILL was vanquished by QUIETUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  14 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    96 -  73 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  26 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  46 -  3      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        38 -  45 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  44 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  45 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   6 -  0      33  |

Turn 385 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  7         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TIME SQUARE 65-4637        33  13  0  229 BIG APPLE MENACE (836)
WALL OF STEEL    50 SUCKS 60-4129           71  37  2  248 JOKA MASHER! (833)
STRIKING ATTACK  DELICE THE RED 56-3401     53  55  2  212 BAD APPLES (1091)
TOTAL PARRY      BIG COUNTRY 38-2765        40  25  3  211 DU BASHERS (657)
PARRY-LUNGE      AERYN SUN 10-4268          26  12  0  203 FARSCAPE (1277)
BASHING ATTACK   TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357        31  20  0  192 CARTOUCHE (1111)
AIMED BLOW       STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908      36  38  1  190 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
SLASHING ATTACK  VLAADE 36-5160             17  13  1  174 WORLDWIDE PANIC (1263)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CREDIT LINE 82-1366.  The ten other most popular fighters were DITCH RAT 
82-15360, PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252, MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263, EXILE 7-4618, RUTHLESS 
15-4591, MOD COD 55-2638, TAOS 26-4042, MASHER 60-4553, BECKY 17-5782, and BIG 
COUNTRY 38-2765.

The least popular fighter this week was GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NUTCRACKER 38-4380, KIDNEY 96-972, SIR NASTY ONE 38-2787, 
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809, SIR PENT 10-5089, KOOKABURRA 33-4151, QUIBBLE 10-4756, 
MARY ANN 47-4378, THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981, and HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  2 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  3 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  3 0  ARADI(60)            4  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MORADOR 2-5089              30  11  1   92  RESURRECTION (1065)        NIANIA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102          33  15  0  254  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              48  67  1  177  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 AERYN SUN 10-4268           26  12  0  203  FARSCAPE (1277)            KOLACT
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            17   6  0   90  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 EMILY 17-5753               32  20  0  178  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 TUM 18-7380                 30  17  2  195  FROM THE FACE (1265)       TALCAMA
 BRICK 20-389                38  38  0  122  THE BLUES (1286)           SEAM
 TAOS 26-4042                14  10  1   67  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 SPAZZ 33-6207               46  40  0  157  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108              87  86  2  133  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 VLAADE 36-5160              17  13  1  174  WORLDWIDE PANIC (1263)     JHANS
 BIG COUNTRY 38-2765         40  25  3  211  DU BASHERS (657)           CLIFFHOME
 THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981    23  28  1  132  SAUSAGE DOGS (1016)        RODEKI
 UZI 44-1701                 29  27  1  169  BLOWN AWAY (820)           KRILL
 IPECAC 45-3625              28  16  0  187  EMETICS (1242)             STORMCROWE
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       36  38  1  190  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MOD COD 55-2638             56  80  2  203  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      53  55  2  212  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       52  69  0  175  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            71  37  2  248  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 ELENA 63-2356               18   5  0   95  SITTIN' ON ACES (1302)     AMEN-TEI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       44  79  0   78  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         33  13  0  229  BIG APPLE MENACE (836)     DAL SHANG
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     25  25  0  157  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357         31  20  0  192  CARTOUCHE (1111)           KYR'TERR
 2 PHAT 72-5064              20   7  1   71  VERMIN (771)               DRAGONHEAD
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      19  11  2   78  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           68  36  0  202  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 KIDNEY 96-972               15  13  3  109  ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   22  17  4  189  COLLEGE RADIO (1223)       SYVYN'S HILL
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  10   4  4   84  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE