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Date : 10/06/2004 Duedate: 10/19/2004
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-386
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223 139 74 0 65.3 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
BIG APPLE MENACE 65/836 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
2 DU BASHERS 38/657 20 14 0 58.8 PERFECTION QUEST 73/1311
3-BLADES OF ICE 7/162 348 261 7 57.1 12 THE GREENHOU 30/1219 80 76 0 51.3
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516
4 CARTOUCHE 71/1111 519 412 4 55.7 SITTIN' ON ACES 63/1302
5 FARSCAPE 10/1277 18 15 0 54.5 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123
THE BLUES 20/1286 13-BLOWN AWAY 44/820 704 676 10 51.0
6 QUBIT 10/1136 815 689 7 54.2 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/1006
SIR AGLIO 10/788 14 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298 25 25 1 50.0
VERMIN!! 82/1124 SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 15 EMETICS 45/1242 59 63 0 48.4
JOKA MASHER 82/917 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142
VERMIN! 82/1267 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
VERMIN 72/771 16-SAUSAGE DOGS 42/1016 44 58 0 43.1
7 4-LETTER ANX 82/1271 260 227 1 53.4 RESSURRECTION 82/1309
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 17 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 393 530 9 42.6
ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/1272 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 18 MY PETS 9/554 470 734 12 39.0
8 LOST SOULS 40/486 36 32 0 52.9 RHYME TYME 55/449
9 NINJAS 7/1060 227 208 2 52.2 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/1304 19 REFORMERS 64/1095 444 747 4 37.3
FROM THE FACE 18/1265 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
RESURRECTION 2/1065 BAD APPLES 56/1091
10 TWISTED SESA 99/1307 103 96 1 51.8 20-WORLDWIDE PA 36/1263 17 30 1 36.2
11 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 63 59 0 51.6
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
What is this thing? Not some magical gadget is it? Because magic doesn't work
right around me...nope, told you I'm not doing any damn spyreport. Silliest idea
Sheila ever had, spyreports. Get that out of my face, Eddie.
Sure, I like watching the old farts fight. I don't think she ought to've thrown
them new young hot shots in with 'em.
AND NOW! DIRECT FROM SUNSET, THE BLOOD-DRENCHED WESTERN ISLE, AND NIATOLE, ISLE
OF THE EASY-GOING EAST! SUMMERSUN (40-2672) (21-17-2,82) of LOST SOULS WILL FIGHT
KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (50-73-2,49) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! Where does he get his
notions about them islands, eh? Easy going my ass. That announcer is a damn elf
anyway. Take away his megaphone and he sounds like an eight year old girl.... Whee!
Score one for the old farts! Looked like that hurt. SUMMERSUN IS HANDILY DEFEATED
BY KOOKABURRA IN AN EXCITING 1 MINUTE UNEVEN BOUT!
NEXT UP, FROM CLIFFHOME WE BRING YOU GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (25-38-0,47) of JUST
BECAUSE, MATCHED TODAY AGAINST YOUNG KALTOSIAN QUIETUS (10-5165) (19-9-1,66) of
QUBIT. Uh-oh. Gar & Brill is waving at his friends. Pay atten--damn! Oh well,
he's not really an old fart anyway. GAR & BRILL IS VANQUISHED BY QUIETUS IN A 1
MINUTE ONE-SIDED BOUT!
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR IAYEAN VALLISNERIA (30-3226) (15-8-1,61) OF THE
GREENHOUSE WHO WILL FIGHT SIR PENT (10-5089) (18-14-1,51) of SIR AGLIO FROM LEARNED
KALTOS! Is Kaltos the one with the university? Always thought it was Kolact. I get
them places mixed up, they're both islands that start with K. Like two barmaids,
Lolassa and Linsa, both of 'em got big brown eyes and big...you know...get either one
on my lap and I always call her by the other one's name and get slapped...what fight?
Oh. VALLISNERIA IS OVERPOWERED BY SIR PENT IN A 1 MINUTE UNEVEN DUEL!
AND NOW! MELANCHOLY (7-5319) (16-8-1,57) of BATHTUB ARMADA WILL FACE THE
AMAZING MAN O' WAR (15-4517) (23-13-1,73) of TRIPLE CROWN. Good, he got tired of
talking about their home towns. Prob'ly not their home towns anyway, just happened
to be where they got *@#%faced enough to sign up to be a gladiator. Would you look
at that swing! These new guys think they know how to fight. Boy! MELANCHOLY
OVERPOWERS MAN O' WAR IN A 1 MINUTE UNEVEN FIGHT!
NEXT UP, BLACK EYE (60-6163) (19-14-0,58) of JOKA MASHER! fought B&G BOUNCER
(101-3) (0-0-0,30) of ARENA VOLUNTEERS. Oh these things are embarrassing. I can't
look. BLACK EYE OVERPOWERS B&G BOUNCER IN A 1 MINUTE ONE-SIDED BOUT!
AND NOW WE SEE PUTZ'N ALONG (60-5437) (36-32-0,76) of JOKA MASHER! WHO WILL
FIGHT HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50) of ARENA VOLUNTEERS. Damn, another one. You think
that, uh, potato masher team is gettin' avoided? Oh no, they're T.P.s! Wake me when
it's over, Eddie.... PUTZ'N ALONG VICIOUSLY SUBDUES HERMY IN A 14 MINUTE GRUESOME
BOUT!
NEXT UP, R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) (10-4-4,84) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME WILL
FIGHT RUTHLESS (15-4591) (17-6-0,90) of TRIPLE CROWN! I don't see how he keeps
himself all excited about these silly little match-ups...no, no, I don't wanta know.
Couple young snots anyhow. R IS FOR REPUGNANT IS VICIOUSLY SUBDUED BY RUTHLESS IN A
2 MINUTE GRUESOME DUEL!
IN OUR NEXT MATCH, PRIZMATYK WAHL (73-4252) (19-11-2,78) of MAGIC MAYHEM WILL
FIGHT SKI MASK (58-5869) (39-63-0,80) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. This is more like it, we
got a genuine old fart on the sand.... Oh! What a pud! PRIZMATYK WAHL HAS
DEVASTATED SKI MASK IN A 1 MINUTE ONE-SIDED BOUT!
NOW APPEARING, 2 PHAT (72-5064) (20-7-1,71) of VERMIN WILL FACE CARRIE NATION
(64-4054) (44-79-0,78) of REFORMERS. That Carrie Nation, she's got some crazy
notions about liquor. Too much religion will do that to a woman.... Whoa! See, if
she'd had a drink or three under her belt she mighta lasted longer. 2 PHAT HAS
OVERPOWERED CARRIE NATION IN A 1 MINUTE UNEVEN FIGHT!
GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO KAIDEN (35-3108) (87-86-2,133) of VIOLENT FEMS WHO IS
MATCHED AGAINST QUONSET (10-4990) (31-21-0,133) of QUBIT! Got a real old fart here,
this is more like it! Good figure too.... Whoa! Over too quick. KAIDEN BEATS
QUONSET IN A POPULAR 1 MINUTE MATCH!
AND NOW, BEER GOGGLES (33-6819) (30-32-1,150) of JOYS OF BOOZE WILL DUEL CADDY
JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (22-9-0,110) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS! Uh-oh, I'm not sure I'm gonna
like this one.... Well, he's holding his own.... Hey! Popcorn! Over here!...ah
dang, pretty good fight though. BEER GOGGLES HAS BEEN OVERCOME BY CADDY JACKKNIFE IN
A CROWD PLEASING 6 MINUTE COMPETITION!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, W.T. POOH (33-4430) (68-54-0,127) of SNOTZI'S II WILL NOW
FIGHT SATOSHI KUNO (7-5229) (25-20-0,131) of NINJAS. Hey check it out, Eddie. The
old fart actually has a winning record. This could be good...would you get me a
beer?... W.T. POOH HAS SAVAGELY DEFEATED SATOSHI KUNO IN AN EXCITING 12 MINUTE GORY
DUEL!
AND NOW, DITCH RAT (82-15360) (26-27-3,152) of VERMIN! WILL FIGHT LORETTA (101-
8) (0-0-0,110) of ARENA VOLUNTEERS! Oh poot, neither of 'em looks like any kinda
fighter. Pity the poor girl.... Well how do you like that, she takes 'im out with a
knee! DITCH RAT IS CRUELLY BEATEN BY LORETTA IN A 2 MINUTE BRAWL!
NEXT UP, ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (30-10-1,146) of NINJAS WILL FIGHT KIDNEY (96-972)
(15-13-3,109) of ORGAN ON THE SANDS. If that ain't the most disgusting team name...
woo, that looked like it hurt! ISHINOMORI DEVASTATES KIDNEY IN A 1 MINUTE ONE-SIDED
BRAWL!
IN OUR NEXT MATCH, MARY ANN (47-4378) (16-23-0,122) of SCREEN DREAMS WILL FACE
BRICK (20-389) (38-38-0,122) of THE BLUES. She's cute with them little braids...
hey, this looks like a real fight...huh, she's got guts but she wastes energy. Look
at that flashy move, it didn't help her any and she's gonna get tired.... MARY ANN
HAS BEEN BEATEN BY BRICK IN AN EXCITING 4 MINUTE MATCH!
AND NOW, DIRT WORM (82-2315) (68-36-0,202) of VERMIN!! WILL FACE MOD COD (55-
2638) (56-80-2,203) of RHYME TYME. Hey, how did Dirt Worm get into Home Guard?
That's a majorly winning record and he's got plenty of experience.... The old fart's
givin' him a run for it though.... DIRT WORM SUBDUES MOD COD IN A CROWD PLEASING 2
MINUTE MATCH!
BY POPULAR DEMAND, AERYN SUN (10-4268) (26-12-0,203) of FARSCAPE fought SPAZZ
(33-6207) (46-40-0,157) of SNOTZI'S II. What a babe. Ow! Got him where it hurts.
AERYN SUN HAS OVERPOWERED SPAZZ IN A POPULAR 1 MINUTE GRUESOME MISMATCHED CONFLICT!
NEXT, IPECAC (45-3625) (28-16-0,187) of EMETICS IS MATCHED AGAINST TICKLES (9-
3486) (48-67-1,177) of MY PETS. Oh damn, this looks like one I don't want to watch.
IPECAC OVERPOWERS TICKLES IN AN ACTION PACKED 1 MINUTE UNEVEN STRUGGLE!
AND NOW, DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (53-55-2,212) of BAD APPLES WILL FIGHT
BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (38-33-0,182) of BUMS 'R' US. This should be a good one. She's
pretty, don't you think? DELICE THE RED HAS SAVAGELY DEFEATED BUDDERCUP IN AN ACTION
PACKED 2 MINUTE GORY MATCH!
NEXT, FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-809) (22-17-4,189) of COLLEGE RADIO WILL FIGHT
TUTANKHAMUN (71-3357) (31-20-0,192) of CARTOUCHE! 'Scuse me, I'll be right back.
Too much beer. FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE HAS OVERPOWERED TUTANKHAMUN IN A 1 MINUTE ONE-
SIDED MATCH!
NEXT UP, TUM (18-7380) (30-17-2,195) of FROM THE FACE WILL TAKE THE SANDS
AGAINST SIR VILE (10-4754) (31-28-1,199) of SIR AGLIO! TUM HAS DEVASTATED SIR VILE
IN A 1 MINUTE MISMATCHED CONFLICT!
ELENA (63-2356) (18-5-0,95) of SITTIN' ON ACES HAS CHALLENGED FEAR (82-10416)
(22-32-1,124) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY. Did I miss anything? Oh! They've started the
challenge fights. She looks confident.... Whoa! Over quick. ELENA HAS HANDILY
DEFEATED FEAR IN AN ACTION PACKED 1 MINUTE UNEVEN CHALLENGE FIGHT!
IN OUR NEXT CHALLENGE BATTLE, MORADOR (2-5089) (30-11-1,92) of RESURRECTION HAS
CALLED OUT CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (1-17-0,66) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY! That's a funny
team name. Wonder what some of his teammates are called...hup! That looked like it
hurt. MORADOR HAS BEEN VANQUISHED BY CREDIT LINE IN A 1 MINUTE ONE-SIDED CHALLENGE
DUEL!
NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (18-10-1,35) of ALL FINESSE HAS ISSUED A CHALLENGE TO
QUIBBLE (10-4756) (25-49-0,41) of QUBIT. I would, too, looking at that record. Ho!
One shot! NUTCRACKER HAS LOST TO QUIBBLE IN A 1 MINUTE CHALLENGE FIGHT!
AND NOW, NUTMEG (7-5167) (25-15-1,166) of SUGAR AND SPICE HAS CHALLENGED MASHER
(60-4553) (48-44-3,173) of JOKA MASHER!. You know, these old farts aren't really all
that old or that pudly. Where's Ferd the Tower? Whoa, what happened? I missed it.
NUTMEG HAS BESTED MASHER IN A POPULAR 1 MINUTE GORY CHALLENGE CONTEST!
RAISON D'ETRE (7-5311) (23-17-3,134) of BATHTUB ARMADA HAS ISSUED A CHALLENGE TO
SPUTTER (82-15095) (33-19-1,144) of JOKA MASHER. Well neither one is an old fart,
but this could be good.... Can I get a hot dog over here? RAISON D'ETRE HAS SUBDUED
SPUTTER IN A CROWD PLEASING 2 MINUTE CHALLENGE COMPETITION!
NEXT, SIR NASTY ONE (38-2787) (24-35-1,148) of DU BASHERS HAS CHALLENGED HALLIE
O'DENE (58-6018) (52-69-0,175) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Bet the announcer gets tired of
trying to use different wording. Whoa! One shot and she's down like a sack of
grain. SIR NASTY ONE HAS OVERPOWERED HALLIE O'DENE IN A 1 MINUTE ONE-SIDED CHALLENGE
STRUGGLE!
AND NOW, BIG COUNTRY (38-2765) (40-25-3,211) of DU BASHERS HAS ISSUED HIS
CHALLENGE TO 50 SUCKS (60-4129) (71-37-2,248) of JOKA MASHER! I hope 50 Sucks is a
reference to the guy's age. I remember my fiftieth year...no I don't. Jeez, you
blink and it's over. BIG COUNTRY HAS BEEN DEVASTATED BY 50 SUCKS IN A 1 MINUTE ONE-
SIDED CHALLENGE DUEL!
IN OUR SINGLE TOURNAMENT VICTOR CHALLENGE, EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (10-4-4,43) of
TWISTED SESAME HAS TV CHALLENGED PINK BEAR (36-5883) (26-12-1,79) of LITTLE GIRLS
LIKE.... Couple a young snots, who cares? Tell ya one thing though, not all girls
like stuffed animals. Dye a live bear pink and you might get a smile. EVIL ELMO WAS
BESTED BY PINK BEAR IN A 1 MINUTE CHALLENGE FIGHT!
AND IN OUR TITLE COMPETITION, JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (33-15-0,254) of NINJAS HAS
CHALLENGED TIME SQUARE (65-4637) (33-13-0,229) of BIG APPLE MENACE. At last, it's
almost over. Get me another beer, Eddie? Oh, never mind. JAKUCHU ITO HAS BEEN
HANDILY DEFEATED BY TIME SQUARE IN A 1 MINUTE CHALLENGE TITLE MATCH!
Well, haven't sat through a whole day of arena fights in a while. It's about
like I remember it. Thanks for not getting on my case to do that spyreport. I don't
care what Sheila wants. Let's go get that beer, Eddie.
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 34 13 0 249 BIG APPLE MENACE (836) DAL SHANG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
50 SUCKS 60-4129 72 37 2 266 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 54 55 2 218 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TUM 18-7380 31 17 2 210 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
DIRT WORM 82-2315 69 36 0 208 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 23 17 4 207 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
MOD COD 55-2638 56 81 2 206 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
AERYN SUN 10-4268 27 12 0 206 FARSCAPE (1277) KOLACT
BIG COUNTRY 38-2765 40 26 3 199 DU BASHERS (657) CLIFFHOME
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 33 16 0 195 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
IPECAC 45-3625 29 16 0 195 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
SIR VILE 10-4754 31 29 1 191 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 36 38 1 190 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 38 34 0 182 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357 31 21 0 182 CARTOUCHE (1111) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-EMILY 17-5753 32 20 0 178 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
NUTMEG 7-5167 26 15 1 178 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
-VLAADE 36-5160 17 13 1 174 WORLDWIDE PANIC (1263) JHANS
TICKLES 9-3486 48 68 1 173 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
SIR NASTY ONE 38-2787 25 35 1 173 DU BASHERS (657) CLIFFHOME
-UZI 44-1701 29 27 1 169 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
-EXILE 7-4618 27 21 1 169 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
-MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263 25 12 2 168 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (1006) ARADI
-BECKY 17-5782 18 2 3 168 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
MASHER 60-4553 48 45 3 167 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
SPAZZ 33-6207 46 41 0 162 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 25 25 0 157 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 24 17 3 154 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 52 70 0 151 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 31 10 1 148 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
KAIDEN 35-3108 88 86 2 146 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
W.T. POOH 33-4430 69 54 0 140 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 23 9 0 138 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
SPUTTER 82-15095 33 20 1 137 JOKA MASHER (917) DWES EG
BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 30 33 1 132 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981 23 28 1 132 SAUSAGE DOGS (1016) RODEKI
SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229 25 21 0 131 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
BRICK 20-389 39 38 0 130 THE BLUES (1286) SEAM
QUONSET 10-4990 31 22 0 129 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
DITCH RAT 82-15360 26 28 3 127 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
ELENA 63-2356 19 5 0 123 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
KIDNEY 96-972 15 14 3 113 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
-AEDON 7-4295 38 23 1 110 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
-KONGOL 7-4524 34 23 2 106 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
FEAR 82-10416 22 33 1 103 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 2 17 0 100 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
RUTHLESS 15-4591 18 6 0 97 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 20 11 2 89 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
2 PHAT 72-5064 21 7 1 86 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 10 5 4 84 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
PINK BEAR 36-5883 27 12 1 81 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MELANCHOLY 7-5319 17 8 1 80 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 51 73 2 79 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437 37 32 0 78 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
SKI MASK 58-5869 39 64 0 71 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
QUIETUS 10-5165 20 9 1 71 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
SIR PENT 10-5089 19 14 1 71 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
MORADOR 2-5089 30 12 1 69 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 44 80 0 68 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
-TAOS 26-4042 14 10 1 67 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
-GUARDIAN 82-16527 8 6 0 64 RESSURRECTION (1309) DWES EG
BLACK EYE 60-6163 20 14 0 62 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
-ARSENAL 7-4861 16 10 4 62 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 23 14 1 57 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
SUMMERSUN 40-2672 21 18 2 55 LOST SOULS (486) ZENSU
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 10 5 4 51 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE
QUIBBLE 10-4756 26 49 0 48 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 15 9 1 47 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 25 39 0 45 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 18 11 1 32 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Elena -- It is time for you to THINK, young woman! You may believe that you have
"world enough and time," as they say, but I warn you now, time is flying and will not
wait for you! Youth does not last forever, and the application of strong drink will
only drive it away from you faster. THINK! Do not DRINK. Just say NO, and you will
find, over time, that you no longer crave spirituous liquors, that you awake in the
morning with a clear head and a clear eye, ready for all the day may bring you.
Remember this! Strong drink is a mocker. -- Carrie Nation
Carrie Babe -- No, weak drink is a mocker. Strong drink is a kick in the head.
And don't forget, once the "Lady" (at least that's what they call her) gets you
to the Isle, you pretty much do have world enough and time. At least time;
can't call this island much of a world. -- Keel
Oswald Orc's a joke, and I laugh in his face. After knocking him down, I wouldn't do
that FIRST, you know. I'm not an idiot! He's a Karnhorn, too. I didn't think the
Karnhorns ALLOWED Orcs. -- Delice the Red
Ipecac -- (gasping, green-faced) That is so (gulp) sneaky! -- Hallie O'Dene
Sir Pent -- Suffering snakes! I couldn't let YOU get past me! It's right there in
the Book of Great Egg: Thou shalt not suffer a snake to live, for it will suck your
eggs. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President, Ducks With Swords, and card-carrying snake-
hater extraordinary
By the Tusk and the Claw, why am I not listed here as an Orc? -- Oswald Orc, a true
son
20 September 2004
Azereth has returned! I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25. I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members). I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years. I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster. Contact me at:
Anthony Wells
600 W. Shore Dr.
Stanton, MI 48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EVIL ELMO was bested by PINK BEAR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BIG COUNTRY was devastated by 50 SUCKS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JAKUCHU ITO was handily defeated by TIME SQUARE in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
NUTMEG bested MASHER in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge contest.
RAISON D'ETRE subdued SPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
SIR NASTY ONE overpowered HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
ELENA handily defeated FEAR in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MORADOR was vanquished by CREDIT LINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NUTCRACKER lost to QUIBBLE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
DELICE THE RED savagely defeated BUDDERCUP in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE overpowered TUTANKHAMUN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TUM devastated SIR VILE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DIRT WORM subdued MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
AERYN SUN overpowered SPAZZ in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.
IPECAC overpowered TICKLES in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
DITCH RAT was beaten by LORETTA in a 2 minute brawl.
ISHINOMORI devastated KIDNEY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MARY ANN was beaten by BRICK in a exciting 4 minute match.
KAIDEN beat QUONSET in a popular 1 minute match.
BEER GOGGLES was overcome by CADDY JACKKNIFE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute competition.
W.T. POOH savagely defeated SATOSHI KUNO in a exciting 12 minute gory duel.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT was viciously subdued by RUTHLESS in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
PRIZMATYK WAHL devastated SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
2 PHAT overpowered CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MELANCHOLY overpowered MAN O' WAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BLACK EYE overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PUTZ'N ALONG viciously subdued HERMY in a 14 minute gruesome bout.
SUMMERSUN was handily defeated by KOOKABURRA in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
GAR & BRILL was vanquished by QUIETUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VALLISNERIA was overpowered by SIR PENT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 3 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 14 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 94 - 72 - 1 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 WALL OF STEEL 48 - 44 - 3 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 25 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 36 - 46 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 32 - 44 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 30 - 45 - 2 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
Turn 386 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 5 5 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TIME SQUARE 65-4637 34 13 0 249 BIG APPLE MENACE (836)
WALL OF STEEL 50 SUCKS 60-4129 72 37 2 266 JOKA MASHER! (833)
STRIKING ATTACK DELICE THE RED 56-3401 54 55 2 218 BAD APPLES (1091)
TOTAL PARRY DIRT WORM 82-2315 69 36 0 208 VERMIN!! (1124)
AIMED BLOW FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 23 17 4 207 COLLEGE RADIO (1223)
PARRY-LUNGE AERYN SUN 10-4268 27 12 0 206 FARSCAPE (1277)
BASHING ATTACK TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357 31 21 0 182 CARTOUCHE (1111)
SLASHING ATTACK ISHINOMORI 7-5390 31 10 1 148 NINJAS (1060)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was MARY ANN 47-4378. The ten other most popular fighters were BEER GOGGLES 33-6819,
SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229, CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288, W.T. POOH 33-4430, RAISON D'ETRE
7-5311, ELENA 63-2356, DELICE THE RED 56-3401, MOD COD 55-2638, BRICK 20-389, and
KAIDEN 35-3108.
The least popular fighter this week was PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437. The other ten least
popular fighters were VALLISNERIA 30-3226, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, CARRIE NATION
64-4054, KIDNEY 96-972, SIR VILE 10-4754, FEAR 82-10416, JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102, BIG
COUNTRY 38-2765, SUMMERSUN 40-2672, and MAN O' WAR 15-4517.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 4 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 4 2 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 1 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 3 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 ARADI(60) 3 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORADOR 2-5089 30 12 1 69 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 33 16 0 195 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 48 68 1 173 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
AERYN SUN 10-4268 27 12 0 206 FARSCAPE (1277) KOLACT
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 23 9 0 138 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
RUTHLESS 15-4591 18 6 0 97 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
TUM 18-7380 31 17 2 210 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
BRICK 20-389 39 38 0 130 THE BLUES (1286) SEAM
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 15 9 1 47 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
SPAZZ 33-6207 46 41 0 162 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 88 86 2 146 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
PINK BEAR 36-5883 27 12 1 81 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
BIG COUNTRY 38-2765 40 26 3 199 DU BASHERS (657) CLIFFHOME
SUMMERSUN 40-2672 21 18 2 55 LOST SOULS (486) ZENSU
IPECAC 45-3625 29 16 0 195 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
MOD COD 55-2638 56 81 2 206 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 54 55 2 218 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 52 70 0 151 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
50 SUCKS 60-4129 72 37 2 266 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ELENA 63-2356 19 5 0 123 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 44 80 0 68 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 34 13 0 249 BIG APPLE MENACE (836) DAL SHANG
TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357 31 21 0 182 CARTOUCHE (1111) KYR'TERR
2 PHAT 72-5064 21 7 1 86 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 20 11 2 89 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
DIRT WORM 82-2315 69 36 0 208 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
KIDNEY 96-972 15 14 3 113 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 23 17 4 207 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 10 5 4 84 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV
Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year). Room rates are $139.00 per night,
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast. The rooms are blocked. The reservations
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face
Convention" block. Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make
sure you reserve your room before then!
Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour
manager's reception. There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe. All rooms have high speed internet
(for an extra charge). There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel. And there's Denny's right across the
street. Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late
November/early December.
If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue. If you have,
you'll be back. Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast! See you there!
-- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 51 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH (5-4330) TECHNOLOGY
GARAI (7-4608) BLADES OF ICE
GAZREK (7-5097) DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7
CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) VENGEANCE SEEKERS
NEMESIS (10-2676) MYTH AND MIGHT
PLAYFUL DOG (10-4237) MONGREL HORDE
CALLISTO (12-4974) NAUGHTY NYMPHS
ILLUMINAUGHTY (12-5423) LOBOTOMATION
SKIPPY (14-2305) PRIDE OF THE CDC
ARGINASE (16-4137) ENZYMES
CADEX CFM (18-3366) THE BIKE SHOP
CRY-O-LIT (18-6106) ROCK-ETTS
PAPA RATTLESNAKE (18-6800) APACHE
SUICIDE (21-4832) APPLE CIDER
REVEREND LOVEJOY (22-5517) SPRINGFIELD
DVDA (22-5768) THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!
DONAHAR (24-3006) MAGIC REALM
LINK HOGTHROB (33-5358) INTERSTELLAR PORK
JETS TO BRAZIL (36-5604) SKATE DRAGONS
ARTEMIS (41-3675) LADY OF THE MOON
SELENE (41-3676) LADY OF THE MOON
BETTY (58-5755) HELL HOUNDS
INSURRECTION (60-5607) BLADES OF DESTINY
COPPERHEAD (65-5467) NATURE'S ASSASSINS
CHRISSEL (70-5208) LITHE & LOVELY
SUPERIOR II (75-760) SUPERIOR FORCES
ARCHER (82-1198) GORGONITES
SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) END OF THE LINE
CICINISTI (82-3706) BEGUILERZ
GNORE (82-3717) MILITARY SCIENCE
FINALITY (82-4063) SUPERIOR FORCES 3P
SIR LANCELOT (82-5350) ROUND TABLE
WILLY T MAC (82-5925) RAPTURE
KHORGA KHAN (82-6730) THE BEGINNING
ELLYN (82-8983) LAS VEGAS II
MANTISSA (82-9324) MATMATICA
JETS TO BRAZIL (82-9697) DRAGON SKALE
ON THE WASHER (82-10019) SUNNYDALE
ORAL B (82-10020) SUNNYDALE
2-STROKE (82-10384) THE WILLBURYS 79
HITZ (82-10428) 4-LETTER DOCTORS
UNDEFEATABLE (82-10966) SUPERIOR FORCES 5M
GOLDWRAP (82-11886) SUPERIOR FORCES 34
CHIMPANZEE (82-12985) ANIMAL CRACKERS
THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) DON'T ASK
SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) SCHWETTY FOODS
QSTAFF INFECTION (82-14523) DIRTY INFIRMARY
BING S7 WANG (82-16000) SUPERIOR FORCES 6201
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT (82-16651) SLIGHTLY HEATED
SMILING GOAT (82-20735) SHAVE MY POODLE
CRITICAL UPDATES (82-24025) ANNOYING THINGS II
LIGHTNING XLV (82-24103) DEATH STUDS IX
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes