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Date : 11/03/2004 Duedate: 11/16/2004
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-388
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223 142 75 0 65.4 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
BIG APPLE MENACE 65/836 INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/1006
2 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 353 266 7 57.0 11 TWISTED SESA 99/1307 103 98 1 51.2
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 12 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 66 64 0 50.8
3-CARTOUCHE 71/1111 519 413 4 55.7 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
4-DU BASHERS 38/657 20 16 0 55.6 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
5 QUBIT 10/1136 839 699 7 54.6 13 THE GREENHOU 30/1219 82 82 0 50.0
VERMIN!! 82/1124 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 SITTIN' ON ACES 63/1302
SIR AGLIO 10/788 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 14 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298 26 28 1 48.1
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299
JOKA MASHER 82/917 15 EMETICS 45/1242 61 67 0 47.7
VERMIN! 82/1267 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142
VERMIN 72/771 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
6 FARSCAPE 10/1277 20 17 0 54.1 16-SAUSAGE DOGS 42/1016 45 60 0 42.9
THE BLUES 20/1286 RESSURRECTION 82/1309
7-LOST SOULS 40/486 36 32 0 52.9 THAI INQUISITION 71/1292
8 4-LETTER ANX 82/1271 262 234 1 52.8 17 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 395 532 9 42.6
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/1272 18 HARLEQUINS 2/1186 69 103 2 40.1
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 WAR HAWKS 10/1026
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273 IRON TIGERS 36/1312
9 NINJAS 7/1060 236 211 3 52.8 19 MY PETS 9/554 473 737 12 39.1
LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/1304 RHYME TYME 55/449
FROM THE FACE 18/1265 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
RESURRECTION 2/1065 20 REFORMERS 64/1095 447 752 4 37.3
10 BLOWN AWAY 44/820 710 678 10 51.2 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072 BAD APPLES 56/1091
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
What a week! I've been down at Dullens, a dead town and a fit place for a Dead
Tourney. Only just got back last night late, so I missed your fights. Sorry about
that, but some things have to be done, some sacrifices have to be made. All I've got
this morning are Snide Clemens's notes, and they're rotten notes. Full of snide
remarks, as you might say.
So, just the facts.
Emetics was or were avoided by Royal Flush. Makes sense to me. Who wants an
emetic? 50 Sucks was the most challenged.
Thirty-five fights, ten challenge matches, five of them TV challenges. No
deaths. Two standbys fought, and who said the College of Mimes could send their
students HERE?
BLACK EYE (60-6163) (21-14-0,69) of JOKA MASHER! fought CARRIE NATION (64-4054)
(44-81-0,62) of REFORMERS. BLACK EYE handily defeated CARRIE NATION in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight. Hit her with your bottle, did you?
NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (18-12-1,32) of ALL FINESSE fought 2 PHAT (72-5064) (22-7-
1,90) of VERMIN. NUTCRACKER was demolished by 2 PHAT in an exciting 1 minute
mismatched match.
QUIBBLE (10-4756) (26-50-0,39) of QUBIT fought R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) (11-
5-4,86) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. QUIBBLE viciously subdued R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 3
minute bloody one-sided duel.
QUIETUS (10-5165) (21-9-1,81) of QUBIT fought MELANCHOLY (7-5319) (17-9-1,76) of
BATHTUB ARMADA. QUIETUS savagely defeated MELANCHOLY in an action packed 4 minute
brutal bout. There's some kind of poetic justice in that, or maybe it's shrink-talk,
but it gives me a grue.
MAN O' WAR (15-4517) (23-15-1,59) of TRIPLE CROWN fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(26-39-0,72) of JUST BECAUSE. MAN O' WAR overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-
sided fight. If challenges were horses, would they all fight like that?
KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (51-74-2,68) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought HEART (97-1096)
(8-16-4,52) of ORGANS ON THE SAND. KOOKABURRA overpowered HEART in a 1 minute one-
sided match.
MORADOR (2-5089) (31-12-1,94) of RESURRECTION fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (39-65-
0,74) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. MORADOR overpowered SKI MASK in an action packed 1
minute uneven fight. Roast duck at your guildhouse tonight, Morador?
W.T. POOH (33-4430) (70-54-0,144) of SNOTZI'S II fought KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-
0,170) of College of Mimes. W.T. POOH luckily beat KATRINA in an action packed 4
minute brutal competition. Luck? W.T., this is a MIME. You can do better than
that.
ANGAR (10-4933) (22-17-1,110) of WAR HAWKS fought QUONSET (10-490) (32-22-0,149)
of QUBIT. ANGAR vanquished QUONSET in an action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
DITCH RAT (82-15360) (27-28-3,130) of VERMIN! fought LORETTA (101-8) (0-0-0,110)
of College of Mimes. DITCH RAT was demolished by LORETTA in a 2 minute one-sided
melee. Hmm, they're making mimes tough these days, aren't they?
SPUTTER (82-15095) (34-20-1,139) of JOKA MASHER fought BEER GOGGLES (33-6819)
(30-34-1,138) of JOYS OF BOOZE. SPUTTER vanquished BEER GOGGLES in a 1 minute one-
sided fight. I was going to make a comment about this one, but my amanuensis told me
it was "too crude."
MARY ANN (47-4378) (16-25-0,117) of SCREEN DREAMS fought KONGOL (7-4524) (34-24-
2,104) of BLADES OF ICE. MARY ANN lost to KONGOL in a popular 1 minute match. It's
an icy day, sure enough. Maybe the blade didn't melt today. Yesterday. Whenever.
SABLE (2-4950) (28-17-2,103) of HARLEQUINS fought ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (31-11-
1,148) of NINJAS. SABLE was savagely defeated by ISHINOMORI in a popular 4 minute
gory match.
JUGGLER (2-4965) (25-16-0,123) of HARLEQUINS fought RUTHLESS (15-4591) (19-6-
0,104) of TRIPLE CROWN. JUGGLER was handily defeated by RUTHLESS in a 3 minute
bloody uneven duel. You just can't win when you try to juggle a horse. The legs
stick out, and the tail gets in your eye, and it just doesn't work. Uncooperative
buggers.
RAISON D'ETRE (7-5311) (25-17-3,169) of BATHTUB ARMADA fought BRICK (20-389)
(39-39-0,132) of THE BLUES. RAISON D'ETRE won victory over BRICK in a 2 minute gory
match.
EMILY (17-5753) (33-20-0,180) of BLADES OF STEEL fought SATOSHI KUNO (7-5229)
(26-21-0,142) of NINJAS. EMILY was bested by SATOSHI KUNO in a popular 1 minute
bout.
SPAZZ (33-6207) (47-41-0,165) of SNOTZI'S II fought NUTMEG (7-5167) (26-16-
1,165) of SUGAR AND SPICE. SPAZZ was savagely defeated by NUTMEG in a crowd pleasing
1 minute bloody fight. You know, there are too many Spazzes around. Spaz and Spazz
and, who knows, maybe even Spazzz. It's confusing.
HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (53-70-0,159) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought AEDON (7-4295)
(39-23-1,120) of BLADES OF ICE. HALLIE O'DENE overpowered AEDON in an exciting 3
minute brutal one-sided bout. If that kind of thing excites you....
EXILE (7-4618) (27-22-1,162) of BLADES OF ICE fought FEAR (82-10416) (22-34-
1,106) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY. EXILE beat FEAR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody
brawl. We always like to see fear go down in defeat, unless it's our opponents who
are afraid. Let 'em panic, I say.
MOD COD (55-2638) (56-82-2,194) of RHYME TYME fought MIME (2-4966) (24-16-4,178)
of HARLEQUINS. MOD COD was devastated by MIME in a 1 minute uneven duel. Aaaagh!
Mimes everywhere! This must be a graduate.
DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (54-56-2,196) of BAD APPLES fought IPECAC (45-3625)
(29-17-0,203) of EMETICS. DELICE THE RED handily defeated IPECAC in a popular 1
minute uneven fight. Of the Most Avoided Emetics....
SIR VILE (10-4754) (32-29-1,204) of SIR AGLIO fought BECKY (17-5782) (18-3-
3,165) of BLADES OF STEEL. SIR VILE was demolished by BECKY in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided brawl. She just found him too vile.
TUM (18-7380) (32-17-2,220) of FROM THE FACE fought AERYN SUN (10-4268) (28-12-
0,210) of FARSCAPE. TUM was handily defeated by AERYN SUN in a 1 minute one-sided
contest. And did she hit him in his tum?
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-809) (24-17-4,213) of COLLEGE RADIO fought WURP (10-18)
(48-54-1,200) of WAR HAWKS. FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE overpowered WURP in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided match.
And the challenge matches:
VALLISNERIA (30-3226) (16-9-1,59) of THE GREENHOUSE challenged PINK BEAR (36-
5883) (27-13-1,73) of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE.... Up 14. VALLISNERIA was defeated by PINK
BEAR in a 2 minute Challenge fight. If I was a little girl, which thank the gods I'm
not, I don't think I'd like a mean, brutal pink teddy bear.
PRIZMATYK WAHL (73-4252) (21-11-2,100) of MAGIC MAYHEM challenged CREDIT LINE
(82-1366) (2-18-0,96) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY. Down 4. PRIZMATYK WAHL was
overpowered by CREDIT LINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. Well, you know how
it is, the people who have the most fun are the blonde women and the men with a good
credit line.
CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (23-10-0,131) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged KAIDEN
(35-3108) (88-87-2,148) of VIOLENT FEMS. Up 17. CADDY JACKKNIFE was viciously
subdued by KAIDEN in a 2 minute Challenge duel. Because they wouldn't let him use
his signature weapon?
ELENA (63-2356) (19-6-0,128) of SITTIN' ON ACES challenged MASHER (60-4553) (49-
45-3,169) of JOKA MASHER! Up 41. ELENA devastated MASHER in an action packed 1
minute one-sided Challenge competition. Do you suppose she's got her third ace now?
NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (25-26-0,162) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY challenged
BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (39-34-0,184) of BUMS 'R' US. Up 22. NED THE JANITOR was
defeated by BUDDERCUP in an exciting 4 minute Challenge struggle. When he loses,
they make him sweep the halls. Ned.
EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (10-6-4,56) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged PUTZ'N ALONG
(60-5437) (38-32-0,80) of JOKA MASHER! EVIL ELMO was bested by PUTZ'N ALONG in a 2
minute Challenge duel. Sometimes being laid back works. And it's always more
relaxing.
TAOS (26-4042) (15-10-1,75) of HERE TO PHOENIX TV challenged SIR PENT (10-5089)
(20-14-1,90) of SIR AGLIO. Up 15. TAOS devastated SIR PENT in an exciting 1 minute
bloody one-sided Challenge fight. This is Patrick Taos?
MICHAEL J'EH FOX (60-5263) (26-12-2,183) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH TV challenged
TICKLES (9-3486) (49-68-1,193) of MY PETS. Up 10. MICHAEL J'EH FOX was overpowered
by TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Foxes just can't take all that
tickling. And who can blame them?
UZI (44-1701) (30-27-1,202) of BLOWN AWAY TV challenged 50 SUCKS (60-4129) (73-
37-2,278) of JOKA MASHER! Up 76. UZI was subdued by 50 SUCKS in an exciting 1
minute Challenge melee. Is this bold, or just reckless? A victory (one of many) for
Most-Challenged 50.
STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (37-38-1,223) of ROYAL FLUSH TV challenged DIRT WORM
(82-2315) (69-37-0,185) of VERMIN!! Down a lot, uh, do I have to do the math this
early in the morning? 38. STEVE MCQUEEN devastated DIRT WORM in a 4 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. The maintenance crew is complaining about worm bits
ground into the sand.
And for the Title, a random match (which is what happens when you don't write a
column, Time!): TIME SQUARE (65-4637) (35-13-0,260) of BIG APPLE MENACE fought
JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (34-16-1,243) of NINJAS. TIME SQUARE was beaten by JAKUCHU ITO
in a popular 1 minute Title melee. And congratulations to Jakuchu Ito.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 35 16 1 260 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
50 SUCKS 60-4129 74 37 2 286 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 38 38 1 248 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
AERYN SUN 10-4268 29 12 0 228 FARSCAPE (1277) KOLACT
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 25 17 4 224 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 55 56 2 217 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TICKLES 9-3486 50 68 1 207 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
UZI 44-1701 30 28 1 204 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 35 14 0 201 BIG APPLE MENACE (836) DAL SHANG
MIME 2-4966 25 16 4 197 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA
BECKY 17-5782 19 3 3 196 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
TUM 18-7380 32 18 2 194 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
WURP 10-18 48 55 1 192 WAR HAWKS (1026) KOLACT
IPECAC 45-3625 29 18 0 189 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 40 34 0 186 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRT WORM 82-2315 69 38 0 180 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
-TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357 31 22 0 180 CARTOUCHE (1111) KYR'TERR
MOD COD 55-2638 56 83 2 178 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
SIR VILE 10-4754 32 30 1 176 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263 26 13 2 176 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (1006) ARADI
-BIG COUNTRY 38-2765 40 27 3 175 DU BASHERS (657) CLIFFHOME
NUTMEG 7-5167 27 16 1 174 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
-SIR NASTY ONE 38-2787 25 36 1 174 DU BASHERS (657) CLIFFHOME
SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229 27 21 0 173 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 26 17 3 171 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 54 70 0 170 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 25 27 0 166 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
EXILE 7-4618 28 22 1 164 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
W.T. POOH 33-4430 71 54 0 163 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SPAZZ 33-6207 47 42 0 163 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
ELENA 63-2356 20 6 0 162 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
KAIDEN 35-3108 89 87 2 159 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
EMILY 17-5753 33 21 0 158 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 32 11 1 151 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPUTTER 82-15095 35 20 1 149 JOKA MASHER (917) DWES EG
ANGAR 10-4933 23 17 1 146 WAR HAWKS (1026) KOLACT
MASHER 60-4553 49 46 3 143 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
BRICK 20-389 39 40 0 138 THE BLUES (1286) SEAM
BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 30 35 1 132 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981 23 29 1 132 SAUSAGE DOGS (1016) RODEKI
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 23 11 0 131 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
RUTHLESS 15-4591 20 6 0 130 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
QUONSET 10-4990 32 23 0 121 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
AEDON 7-4295 39 24 1 120 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
FEAR 82-10416 22 35 1 120 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271) DWES EG
KONGOL 7-4524 35 24 2 117 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
SABLE 2-4950 28 18 2 115 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 3 18 0 113 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
-KIDNEY 96-972 15 15 3 112 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
DITCH RAT 82-15360 27 29 3 110 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
JUGGLER 2-4965 25 17 0 107 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MORADOR 2-5089 32 12 1 100 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAOS 26-4042 16 10 1 97 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
2 PHAT 72-5064 23 7 1 92 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
QUIETUS 10-5165 22 9 1 92 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 21 12 2 88 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437 39 32 0 82 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
PINK BEAR 36-5883 28 13 1 79 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
BLACK EYE 60-6163 22 14 0 78 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
-GUARDIAN 82-16527 9 6 0 78 RESSURRECTION (1309) DWES EG
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 24 15 1 76 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
MELANCHOLY 7-5319 17 10 1 75 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
-PIYA 71-5625 8 3 0 75 THAI INQUISITION (1292) KYR'TERR
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 52 74 2 74 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SKI MASK 58-5869 39 66 0 74 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
SIR PENT 10-5089 20 15 1 74 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
QUIBBLE 10-4756 27 50 0 72 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 16 10 1 63 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 10 7 4 59 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 26 40 0 57 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 11 6 4 57 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 44 82 0 56 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
-SUMMERSUN 40-2672 21 18 2 55 LOST SOULS (486) ZENSU
-BLUE FALCON 6-5911 17 3 0 54 BATTLE BEASTS (1235) TRANSEL
-DUCK TAPE 39-3283 13 11 2 52 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
HEART 97-1096 8 17 4 46 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 18 13 1 41 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Delice -- Uh huh, I like red hair myself. These silver streaks in my hair are
strictly a chaos effect, it don't mean I'm old. You busy Saturday? -- Keel
Ski Mask -- I never mind insults from somebody with no hair what-so-ever. (smiling)
Looks like you've got enough feathers there to make a nice pillow, though. C'mere...
-- Keel
Carrie Nation -- I don't know about Sheila, but I think you were born with gray
hairs. -- Keel
Time Square -- It's all YOUR fault that yesterday was so long! Everyone knows that
when time is square, it can't roll along properly. -- Delice the Red
Elena -- Sometimes an ace or two isn't enough... when the other person's got, say, a
full house, king high. But it was a good effort, and once you get that third ace,
you're going to be a terror. -- Hallie O'Dene
2 Phat -- Gods, don't SIT on me, you hairy little mammal! -- Ski Mask, Founder and
President, Ducks with Swords
P.S. I thought you Dwarves concentrated on other mammals, like RATS, and fish.
Quietus -- (scowling) I know there was liquor in there somewhere, and when I find
out about it, you are TOAST. -- Carrie Nation
Elena -- Everyone drinks here on the Isle! I've seen it. They say there's nothing
else to do but fight, and fighting DOES get tiresome after a while. Mind you stay
sober, now! -- Carrie Nation
22 October 2004
Youngblood's Three and Out Contest
I would like to take this time to announce and invite all managers to compete in what
I think will be an awesome contest. If you haven't ever TC'd at a tourney before,
here is your chance. The contest will start Wednesday, December 1, 2004, but a
chance will be given November 17 to dark arena, only, any warrior that you do not see
fit to run in the contest. So now that I have your attention, here are the rules
(like you didn't know they were coming sooner or later).
1. Any manager participating can enter one team, only.
2. No sandbagging whatsoever. (I will keep up with it, every turn.)
3. No teams or warriors will be allowed to run after contest starts.
4. All warriors will run until they lose three times, after three losses they are
eliminated.
5. If a warrior sits out a turn, they are accounted with a loss in the contest.
This is to keep warriors with winning records from sitting out until the end of
the contest.
6. If a warrior is killed during the contest, the replacement cannot enter the
contest.
7. If a warrior is killed, bloodfeuding is allowed, but only by a warrior that is
active in the contest.
8. If a warrior is run after being eliminated, the manager is disqualified from the
contest, no questions asked.
9. Challenges are legal, up or down.
10. Contest will keep going until 1 warrior is left without three losses, and that
warrior, of course, is accounted the winner.
11. All managers participating will be asked to purchase a rollup certificate, to be
awarded to the winners of the contest.
<<<PRIZES>>>
As I have already said, and according to participation, rollups will be awarded
to the first and second place managers. So the majority and minority of the rollups
will be determined when all are accumulated.
Contest Champion--2 Faves prizes, and majority of rollup certificates
Contest Runner-up--1 Faves prize, and minority of rollup certificates
So once again I invite all managers old and new to participate in what should be
a fierce and challenging contest. <<<REMEMBER, FIRST OFFICIAL TURN OF THE CONTEST IS
DECEMBER THE FIRST, AND AS I SAID BEFORE, THE TURN BEFORE (NOVEMBER 17TH) YOU MAY
DARK ARENA CHALLENGE ONLY!!! ANY WARRIOR WITH ANY FE (FIGHT EXPERIENCE) WHEN THE
CONTEST STARTS WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST.
YOUNGBLOOD of WENSINWASIN
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STEVE MCQUEEN devastated DIRT WORM in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
UZI was subdued by 50 SUCKS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
MICHAEL J'EH FOX was overpowered by TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TAOS devastated SIR PENT in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO was bested by PUTZ'N ALONG in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
NED THE JANITOR was defeated by BUDDERCUP in a exciting 4 minute Challenge struggle.
ELENA devastated MASHER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
CADDY JACKKNIFE was viciously subdued by KAIDEN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PRIZMATYK WAHL was overpowered by CREDIT LINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
VALLISNERIA was defeated by PINK BEAR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TIME SQUARE was beaten by JAKUCHU ITO in a popular 1 minute Title melee.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE overpowered WURP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
TUM was handily defeated by AERYN SUN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SIR VILE was demolished by BECKY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DELICE THE RED handily defeated IPECAC in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
MOD COD was devastated by MIME in a 1 minute uneven duel.
EXILE beat FEAR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
HALLIE O'DENE overpowered AEDON in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SPAZZ was savagely defeated by NUTMEG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody fight.
EMILY was bested by SATOSHI KUNO in a popular 1 minute bout.
RAISON D'ETRE won victory over BRICK in a 2 minute gory match.
JUGGLER was handily defeated by RUTHLESS in a 3 minute bloody uneven duel.
SABLE was savagely defeated by ISHINOMORI in a popular 4 minute gory match.
MARY ANN lost to KONGOL in a popular 1 minute match.
SPUTTER vanquished BEER GOGGLES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DITCH RAT was demolished by LORETTA in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
ANGAR vanquished QUONSET in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
W.T. POOH luckily beat KATRINA in a action packed 4 minute brutal competition.
MORADOR overpowered SKI MASK in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
KOOKABURRA overpowered HEART in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MAN O' WAR overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
QUIETUS savagely defeated MELANCHOLY in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
QUIBBLE viciously subdued R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 3 minute bloody one-sided duel.
NUTCRACKER was demolished by 2 PHAT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
BLACK EYE handily defeated CARRIE NATION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 17 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 LUNGING ATTACK 99 - 71 - 2 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 18 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 53 - 48 - 2 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 28 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 AIMED BLOW 40 - 48 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 30 - 44 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 46 - 2 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
Turn 388 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 6 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 6 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 35 16 1 260 NINJAS (1060)
WALL OF STEEL 50 SUCKS 60-4129 74 37 2 286 JOKA MASHER! (833)
AIMED BLOW STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 38 38 1 248 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-LUNGE AERYN SUN 10-4268 29 12 0 228 FARSCAPE (1277)
STRIKING ATTACK DELICE THE RED 56-3401 55 56 2 217 BAD APPLES (1091)
BASHING ATTACK TICKLES 9-3486 50 68 1 207 MY PETS (554)
SLASHING ATTACK MIME 2-4966 25 16 4 197 HARLEQUINS (1186)
TOTAL PARRY DIRT WORM 82-2315 69 38 0 180 VERMIN!! (1124)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was QUIETUS 10-5165. The ten other most popular fighters were ISHINOMORI 7-5390,
BUDDERCUP 60-5967, EXILE 7-4618, STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908, FEAR 82-10416, HALLIE O'DENE
58-6018, KAIDEN 35-3108, DELICE THE RED 56-3401, NED THE JANITOR 66-2973, and JAKUCHU
ITO 7-5102.
The least popular fighter this week was GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The other ten least
popular fighters were HEART 97-1096, MOD COD 55-2638, PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252, MICHAEL
J'EH FOX 60-5263, CARRIE NATION 64-4054, NUTCRACKER 38-4380, SKI MASK 58-5869,
QUONSET 10-4990, DITCH RAT 82-15360, and BEER GOGGLES 33-6819.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 2 2 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 7 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 4 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 2 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 3 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 2 0
IAYE(30) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 4 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIME 2-4966 25 16 4 197 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 35 16 1 260 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 50 68 1 207 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
AERYN SUN 10-4268 29 12 0 228 FARSCAPE (1277) KOLACT
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 23 11 0 131 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
RUTHLESS 15-4591 20 6 0 130 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
BECKY 17-5782 19 3 3 196 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
TUM 18-7380 32 18 2 194 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
BRICK 20-389 39 40 0 138 THE BLUES (1286) SEAM
TAOS 26-4042 16 10 1 97 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 16 10 1 63 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
W.T. POOH 33-4430 71 54 0 163 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 89 87 2 159 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
PINK BEAR 36-5883 28 13 1 79 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 26 40 0 57 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
UZI 44-1701 30 28 1 204 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
IPECAC 45-3625 29 18 0 189 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 38 38 1 248 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
MOD COD 55-2638 56 83 2 178 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 55 56 2 217 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 54 70 0 170 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
50 SUCKS 60-4129 74 37 2 286 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
ELENA 63-2356 20 6 0 162 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 44 82 0 56 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 35 14 0 201 BIG APPLE MENACE (836) DAL SHANG
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 25 27 0 166 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
2 PHAT 72-5064 23 7 1 92 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 21 12 2 88 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
DIRT WORM 82-2315 69 38 0 180 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
HEART 97-1096 8 17 4 46 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 25 17 4 224 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 10 7 4 59 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE