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Date   : 11/17/2004    Duedate: 11/30/2004

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-389

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223  142   77  0 64.8      INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/1006           
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/836                  10 TWISTED SESA 99/1307  103   99  1 51.0
  2-BLADES OF ICE 7/162   353  266  7 57.0   11-ALL FINESSE 38/1236    66   64  0 50.8
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                     SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                
  3-CARTOUCHE 71/1111     519  413  4 55.7      BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
  4 DU BASHERS 38/657      21   17  0 55.3   12 THE GREENHOU 30/1219   85   83  0 50.6
  5 QUBIT 10/1136         848  708  7 54.5      GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516               
    VERMIN!! 82/1124                            SITTIN' ON ACES 63/1302               
    TRIPLE CROWN 15/990                         ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123           
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                         13 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298   27   29  1 48.2
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                         SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299                 
    SNOTZI'S II 33/813                       14 EMETICS 45/1242        63   68  0 48.1
    VERMIN! 82/1267                             BUMS 'R' US 60/1142                   
    JOKA MASHER 82/917                          JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    VERMIN 72/771                            15 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   395  534  9 42.5
  6 FARSCAPE 10/1277       21   18  0 53.8      JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    THE BLUES 20/1286                        16 SAUSAGE DOGS 42/1016   46   63  0 42.2
  7 NINJAS 7/1060         241  212  3 53.2      RESSURRECTION 82/1309                 
    LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/1304                THAI INQUISITION 71/1292              
    FROM THE FACE 18/1265                       HARE CONTROL 59/1290                  
    RESURRECTION 2/1065                      17-HARLEQUINS 2/1186      69  103  2 40.1
  8 4-LETTER ANX 82/1271  264  236  1 52.8      WAR HAWKS 10/1026                     
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306                  IRON TIGERS 36/1312                   
    ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/1272               18 MY PETS 9/554         475  738 12 39.2
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273                  RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274                GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
  9-BLOWN AWAY 44/820     710  678 10 51.2   19 REFORMERS 64/1095     447  756  4 37.2
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072                     CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          BAD APPLES 56/1091                    

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Much has changed in HOME GUARD since last I was here.  And if you believe that, 
there's a bridge I'd like to sell you.  Oh, well, Olaf Modeen adapts to many 
situations, as do all successful fighters.  (Note, I am a successful fighter.  Me 
being dead is from another situation entirely.)  What's with CREDIT LINE?  He 
actually beat SIR AGLIO's SIR VILE, and walked away with 44 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at SIR AGLIO.  SIR VILE lost 42 points to CREDIT LINE.  (Those 
extra two points indicate some inflation at work here.  Everyone beat on Credit Line 
till he tosses 'em back into the kitty.)  Some new strategies, perhaps?  (As if!)  
Maybe SIR VILE will provide more easy wins...  FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE was reminded on the 
sands why JAKUCHU ITO is Duelmaster.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and 
dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!  You want rumors and dirty gossip, 
you have to meet me at the Bash N Glug and buy me a beer.  They aren't free.
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the spy reports.  HOME 
GUARD thinks ROYAL FLUSH and their 216-262-3 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  Management must be dealin', as the boys at JOKA MASHER! ain't 
reelin'!  ROYAL FLUSH's mad!  (This is all in the script, but it doesn't make much 
sense.  Why not just say: Joka Masher! didn't feel like fighting Royal Flush today?)  
What do people see in BUDDERCUP?  His 40-35-0?  BUMS 'R' US ain't talkin', but he's 
got 172 points.  And so?
     Fighting is a better craft than farming, TIME SQUARE, but you have to pay your 
dues.  (Actually, they're both equally risky ways to make a living, but unless you 
make a habit of parking your tractor on a steep hill, farming is less dangerous.)  
Being challenged by 50 SUCKS, 85 points above you, is dues.  The due falls from 
heaven like a gentle rain, or something.  50 SUCKS bested TIME SQUARE.  I bet 50 
SUCKS could beat two-year-olds, too.  But not three-year-olds.  Three-year-olds are 
tough.  Well, BIG APPLE MENACE knows who to set their sights on.  Keep challenging up 
28 points, CADDY JACKKNIFE, and I won't have to write about you much longer.  Why is 
that?  You'll be kicked out to Talahya?  KAIDEN always accepts those kind of 
challenges...  (Kaiden has no choice.)  CADDY JACKKNIFE did pretty good this week in 
beating KAIDEN to get 21 points.  Why did KAIDEN lose, you ask?  Simple:  she wasn't 
good enough.  Or maybe she was crossed in love.  Or had a bad egg with her breakfast.  
Who knows?  EVIL ELMO of TWISTED SESAME knows how to pick 'em.  It challenged PUTZ'N 
ALONG of JOKA MASHER! who is up by 23.  Now was this a wise move?  EVIL ELMO perhaps 
got its just desserts, seeing as it was defeated by PUTZ'N ALONG and ended up with 63 
recognition points.
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  WHAT time limit?  Do you 
want the fighters to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a 
hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!  Never go on blind dates while 
in a hungover stupor.
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  HOME 
GUARD is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't want 
to overstay my welcome...  (Actually, that isn't an issue.  You can't throw me out, 
because I'm the Spy Reporter here.)

     The fights:  Thirty in number.  Seven challenge matches, one of the TV.  No 
deaths.  The title match was random.  In fact, some days I get the feeling that the 
whole arena is random.  Three standbys fought today, but no MIMES.

     SIR PENT (10-5089) (20-15-1,74) of SIR AGLIO fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-0-
0,30) of Local Louts.  SIR PENT was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.  The Lak Sailors are used to dealing with serpents.  The lake's full of 
'em.
     PINK BEAR (36-5883) (28-13-1,79) of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... fought SIR INGOMYELIC 
(10-5119) (21-14-1,78) of SIR AGLIO.  PINK BEAR narrowly defeated SIR INGOMYELIC in a 
popular 3 minute gory match.  We call this "Welcome to the Isle."
     BLACK EYE (60-6163) (22-14-0,78) of JOKA MASHER! fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (39-
66-0,74) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  BLACK EYE vanquished SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided 
fray.  Does this mean Duck for Dinner?
     CARRIE NATION (64-4054) (44-82-0,56) of REFORMERS fought KOOKABURRA (33-4151) 
(52-74-2,74) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  CARRIE NATION was overpowered by KOOKABURRA in a 
1 minute one-sided fight.  Who'd a thought that a tough cookie like Carrie Nation 
would succumb to the sugar-rush of a Kookaburra?
     GUARDIAN (82-16527) (9-6-0,78) of RESSURRECTION fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252) 
(26-40-0,57) of JUST BECAUSE.  GUARDIAN overcame GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute duel.  And 
I sincerely hope that Guardian has insisted on Brill scouring off all that old 
grease.  Disgusting, I call it.
     HEART (97-1096) (8-17-4,46) of ORGANS ON THE SAND fought PIYA (71-5625) (8-3-
0,75) of THAI INQUISITION.  HEART overpowered PIYA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  
Obviously, once an Inquistor gets heart, he's doomed.  Can't do the job, no way.
     R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) (11-6-4,57) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME fought MAN O' WAR 
(15-4517) (24-15-1,76) of TRIPLE CROWN.  R IS FOR REPUGNANT was viciously subdued by 
MAN O' WAR in a 2 minute bout.  Ad a great victory for the horse it was, too, 
overcoming that loaded id number!
     MORADOR (2-5089) (32-12-1,100) of RESURRECTION fought QUIETUS (10-5165) (22-9-
1,92) of QUBIT.  MORADOR was defeated by QUIETUS in a 2 minute match.  Now, Morador 
is quiet.  Although not terminally quiet.
     RYRELEE (59-478) (21-13-0,102) of HARE CONTROL fought NINJA FERD (101-30) (0-0-
0,130) of Local Louts.  RYRELEE was overpowered by NINJA FERD in a popular 3 minute 
uneven fight.  Another new arrival in Home Guard, or newly reactivated, don't know 
which.  This is by way of saying, "Hi."
     THATDOGWILLBITEU (42-1981) (23-29-1,132) of SAUSAGE DOGS fought NINJA FERD (101-
30) (0-0-0,130) of Local Louts.  THATDOGWILLBITEU was subdued by NINJA FERD in a 
popular 3 minute gruesome fight.  Was Ninja Ferd hot today, or what?
     QUONSET (10-4990) (32-23-0,121) of QUBIT fought MARY ANN (47-4378) (16-26-0,108) 
of SCREEN DREAMS.  QUONSET was handily defeated by MARY ANN in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute uneven duel.  It was the pink roses on the wallpaper that did it.
     BRICK (20-389) (39-40-0,138) of THE BLUES fought RUTHLESS (15-4591) (20-6-0,130) 
of TRIPLE CROWN.  BRICK defeated RUTHLESS in an exciting 5 minute gory duel.  Ooooh, 
no throwing bricks onto the racetrack!
     SPAZZ (33-6207) (47-42-0,163) of SNOTZI'S II fought BEER GOGGLES (33-6819) (30-
35-1,132) of JOYS OF BOOZE.  SPAZZ was overpowered by BEER GOGGLES in a 1 minute 
mismatched conflict.  Does this mean that Spazz now knows the joys of booze?  Should 
he bar the door against Carrie Nation?
     SIR NASTY ONE (38-2787) (25-36-1,174) of DU BASHERS fought DITCH RAT (82-15360) 
(27-29-3,110) of VERMIN!  SIR NASTY ONE was demolished by DITCH RAT in an exciting 1 
minute one-sided bout.  They do say that Rats Will Rule.  And there are days when I 
can believe it.
     SIR VILE (10-4754) (32-30-1,176) of SIR AGLIO fought CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (3-
18-0,113) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY.  SIR VILE was devastated by CREDIT LINE in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.  The very IDEA of a credit line is inflationary, 
when you think about it.  Always pay cash.
     ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (32-11-1,151) of NINJAS fought MASHER (60-4553) (49-46-
3,143) of JOKA MASHER!  ISHINOMORI handily defeated MASHER in a 1 minute mismatched 
bout.  One Masher mashed.
     ELENA (63-2356) (20-6-0,162) of SITTIN' ON ACES fought SPUTTER (82-15095) (35-
20-1,149) of JOKA MASHER.  ELENA was vanquished by SPUTTER in an action packed 1 
minute mismatched bout.  Elena shouldn't have been SITTING on her ace, she should 
have stabbed Sputter with it!  An ace is really a sword, you know.  Er, an ace of 
spades is, and surely that's the kind she had.
     HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (54-70-0,170) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought W.T. POOH (33-
4430) (71-54-0,163) of SNOTZI'S II.  HALLIE O'DENE was savagely defeated by W.T. POOH 
in a 5 minute conflict.  The ignominy, to be savagely defeated by a Bear of Little 
Brain!  Nothing but fluff between the ears....
     SATOSHI KUNO (7-5229) (27-21-0,173) of NINJAS fought FEAR (82-10416) (22-35-
1,120) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY.  SATOSHI KUNO devastated FEAR in a 2 minute bloody one-
sided battle.  Does this mean that Satoshi is Fear-less?
     TICKLES (9-3486) (50-68-1,207) of MY PETS fought BIG COUNTRY (38-2765) (40-27-
3,175) of DU BASHERS.  TICKLES was narrowly defeated by BIG COUNTRY in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute match.  I have no idea why this pleased the crowd.  Fickle things, 
crowds.  Bloodthirsty, too.
     AERYN SUN (10-4268) (29-12-0,228) of FARSCAPE fought TUM (18-7380) (32-18-2,194) 
of FROM THE FACE.  AERYN SUN was overpowered by TUM in a popular 1 minute one-sided 
melee.  I sometimes wonder, in a vague sort of way, what kind of tummy you get from a 
face.
     DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (55-56-2,217) of BAD APPLES fought IPECAC (45-3625) 
(29-18-0,189) of EMETICS.  DELICE THE RED was vanquished by IPECAC in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.  Ah, and I believe Delice may have spoken eloquently, or at least may 
have spoken, about how superior she was to Ipecac.  Now we see.

     The challenge matches:
     PRIZMATYK WAHL (73-4252) (21-12-2,88) of MAGIC MAYHEM challenged 2 PHAT (72-
5064) (23-7-1,92) of VERMIN.  Up 4.  PRIZMATYK WAHL was handily defeated by 2 PHAT in 
a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  And 2 Phat used two hands to make this handy de-
feet.  That means that the Wahl has no feet, yes?
     VALLISNERIA (30-3226) (16-10-1,63) of THE GREENHOUSE challenged QUIBBLE (10-
4756) (27-50-0,72) of QUBIT.  Up 9.  VALLISNERIA beat QUIBBLE in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute gory Challenge brawl.  Vall quickly quieted Quibble.
     CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (23-11-0,131) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged KAIDEN 
(35-3108) (89-87-2,159) of VIOLENT FEMS.  CADDY JACKKNIFE unbelievably bested KAIDEN 
in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.  What's not to believe?  We saw it happen.  
Right here, right now.
     DIRT WORM (82-2315) (69-38-0,180) of VERMIN!! challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (56-
83-2,178) of RHYME TYME.  Down 2.  At least, I think that's what it says here.  I 
can't seem to focus this evening.  DIRT WORM was savagely defeated by MOD COD in an 
exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.  So much for using dirt worms as bait for cods. I 
guess.
     NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (25-27-0,166) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY challenged 
BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (40-34-0,186) of BUMS 'R' US.  Up 20.  NED THE JANITOR defeated 
BUDDERCUP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.  It's the push-broom.  
Dangerous things, push-brooms.
     50 SUCKS (60-4129) (74-37-2,286) of JOKA MASHER! challenged TIME SQUARE (65-
4637) (35-14-0,201) of BIG APPLE MENACE.  Down 85.  I think.  Good thing this is the 
next to the last fight, because things are getting really blurred here.  50 SUCKS 
vanquished TIME SQUARE in an exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Okay, next 
to the next to the last.

     Our TV challenge:  EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (10-7-4,59) of TWISTED SESAME TV 
challenged PUTZ'N ALONG (60-5437) (39-32-0,82) of JOKA MASHER!  Up 23.  
Congratulations to Elmo for having the TV to use.  EVIL ELMO was bested by PUTZ'N 
ALONG in a 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.

     And for the title:  JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (35-16-1,260) of NINJAS fought 
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-809) (25-17-4,224) of COLLEGE RADIO.  JAKUCHU ITO defeated 
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a 1 minute Title duel.  Congratulations to Jakuchu Ito.

                                        Olaf Modeen

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102          36  16  1  269  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            75  37  2  307  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       38  38  1  248  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 TUM 18-7380                 33  18  2  217  FROM THE FACE (1265)       TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IPECAC 45-3625              30  18  0  206  EMETICS (1242)             STORMCROWE
-UZI 44-1701                 30  28  1  204  BLOWN AWAY (820)           KRILL
 MOD COD 55-2638             57  83  2  203  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         35  15  0  201  BIG APPLE MENACE (836)     DAL SHANG
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   25  18  4  200  COLLEGE RADIO (1223)       SYVYN'S HILL
-MIME 2-4966                 25  16  4  197  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
-BECKY 17-5782               19   3  3  196  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 BIG COUNTRY 38-2765         41  27  3  194  DU BASHERS (657)           CLIFFHOME
-WURP 10-18                  48  55  1  192  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 AERYN SUN 10-4268           29  13  0  191  FARSCAPE (1277)            KOLACT
 TICKLES 9-3486              50  69  1  189  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      55  57  2  187  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     26  27  0  187  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TUTANKHAMUN 71-3357         31  22  0  180  CARTOUCHE (1111)           KYR'TERR
-MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263    26  13  2  176  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (1006) ARADI
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           72  54  0  175  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229         28  21  0  175  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           69  39  0  174  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 SPUTTER 82-15095            36  20  1  174  JOKA MASHER (917)          DWES EG
-NUTMEG 7-5167               27  16  1  174  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           40  35  0  172  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
-RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        26  17  3  171  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       54  71  0  169  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819        31  35  1  164  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-EXILE 7-4618                28  22  1  164  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 ISHINOMORI 7-5390           33  11  1  162  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
-EMILY 17-5753               33  21  0  158  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366          4  18  0  157  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 DITCH RAT 82-15360          28  29  3  153  VERMIN! (1267)             DWES EG
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     24  11  0  152  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 BRICK 20-389                40  40  0  151  THE BLUES (1286)           SEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELENA 63-2356               20   7  0  149  SITTIN' ON ACES (1302)     AMEN-TEI
 KAIDEN 35-3108              89  88  2  146  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
-ANGAR 10-4933               23  17  1  146  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 MASHER 60-4553              49  47  3  141  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 SPAZZ 33-6207               47  43  0  137  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SIR VILE 10-4754            32  31  1  134  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 SIR NASTY ONE 38-2787       25  37  1  132  DU BASHERS (657)           CLIFFHOME
 THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981    23  30  1  129  SAUSAGE DOGS (1016)        RODEKI
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            20   7  0  128  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 FEAR 82-10416               22  36  1  126  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271)    DWES EG
-AEDON 7-4295                39  24  1  120  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
-KONGOL 7-4524               35  24  2  117  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
-SABLE 2-4950                28  18  2  115  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 QUIETUS 10-5165             23   9  1  112  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
-KIDNEY 96-972               15  15  3  112  ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272)  OLD VALAMANTIS
-JUGGLER 2-4965              25  17  0  107  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 2 PHAT 72-5064              24   7  1  107  VERMIN (771)               DRAGONHEAD
 QUONSET 10-4990             32  24  0  104  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE GREAT SAMARITA 11-4782  24  28  0  100  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 RYRELEE 59-478              21  14  0   99  HARE CONTROL (1290)        ILLIS
-TAOS 26-4042                16  10  1   97  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 MORADOR 2-5089              32  13  1   96  RESURRECTION (1065)        NIANIA
-SERENGETI 6-5627            26  12  1   91  BATTLE BEASTS (1235)       TRANSEL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PINK BEAR 36-5883           29  13  1   89  LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           23  14  0   87  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437        40  32  0   84  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      21  13  2   83  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          25  15  1   82  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 SIR INGOMYELIC 10-5119      21  15  1   80  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 GUARDIAN 82-16527           10   6  0   80  RESSURRECTION (1309)       DWES EG
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          53  74  2   79  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-MELANCHOLY 7-5319           17  10  1   75  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 HEART 97-1096                9  17  4   75  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273)  SHADOW GROVE
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         17  10  1   74  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 SKI MASK 58-5869            39  67  0   67  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
-JEJUNE 1-7386               19   2  6   65  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 QUIBBLE 10-4756             27  51  0   64  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           10   8  4   63  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE
-THINREDONE 1-5751           18   6  0   60  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  11   7  4   60  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         26  41  0   58  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
-BLUE FALCON 6-5911          17   3  0   54  BATTLE BEASTS (1235)       TRANSEL
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       44  83  0   51  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 PIYA 71-5625                 8   4  0   50  THAI INQUISITION (1292)    KYR'TERR
 SIR PENT 10-5089            20  16  1   42  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
-NUTCRACKER 38-4380          18  13  1   41  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Ipecac -- I don't need YOU!  I'm an APPLE, and I can keep the doctor away. -- Delice
the Red
P.S.  Okay, so I'm a BAD apple, at least, Jorja says so.  But that's SOOO subjective.
Lots of people think I'm a very GOOD apple.  And good OR bad, I still keep the doctor
away, so I have NO NEED for an emetic.

Aedon -- A classic encounter, was it not?  I will admit that I rather enjoyed the
opportunity that it permitted.  And I'd be glad to buy you a drink, so long as Carrie
doesn't see me coming out of the bar. -- Hallie O'Dene

Morador -- I don't have TIME for dealing with you.  I have to lead the Great Crusade,
wherein all mammals are urged to turn to the stupid, mindless, chickens, turkeys, and
GEESE for their holiday meals.  It's a barbaric custom anyway, typical of mammals who
call themselves sentient (as if!).  But if they MUST eat, let them eat...PIGS!  Yes,
let them dine on HAM! -- Ski Mask, Founder and President, Ducks With Swords

Black Eye -- You got that, I suppose, in a drunken brawl.  Just LIKE a man. -- Carrie
Nation

22 October 2004
                         Youngblood's Three and Out Contest

I would like to take this time to announce and invite all managers to compete in what
I think will be an awesome contest.  If you haven't ever TC'd at a tourney before,
here is your chance.  The contest will start Wednesday, December 1, 2004, but a
chance will be given November 17 to dark arena, only, any warrior that you do not see
fit to run in the contest.  So now that I have your attention, here are the rules
(like you didn't know they were coming sooner or later).

 1.  Any manager participating can enter one team, only.
 2.  No sandbagging whatsoever.  (I will keep up with it, every turn.)
 3.  No teams or warriors will be allowed to run after contest starts.
 4.  All warriors will run until they lose three times, after three losses they are
     eliminated.
 5.  If a warrior sits out a turn, they are accounted with a loss in the contest.
     This is to keep warriors with winning records from sitting out until the end of
     the contest.
 6.  If a warrior is killed during the contest, the replacement cannot enter the
     contest.
 7.  If a warrior is killed, bloodfeuding is allowed, but only by a warrior that is
     active in the contest.
 8.  If a warrior is run after being eliminated, the manager is disqualified from the
     contest, no questions asked.
 9.  Challenges are legal, up or down.
10.  Contest will keep going until 1 warrior is left without three losses, and that
     warrior, of course, is accounted the winner.
11.  All managers participating will be asked to purchase a rollup certificate, to be
     awarded to the winners of the contest.

                                    <<<PRIZES>>>

     As I have already said, and according to participation, rollups will be awarded
to the first and second place managers.  So the majority and minority of the rollups
will be determined when all are accumulated.
     Contest Champion--2 Faves prizes, and majority of rollup certificates
     Contest Runner-up--1 Faves prize, and minority of rollup certificates
     So once again I invite all managers old and new to participate in what should be
a fierce and challenging contest.  <<<REMEMBER, FIRST OFFICIAL TURN OF THE CONTEST IS
DECEMBER THE FIRST, AND AS I SAID BEFORE, THE TURN BEFORE (NOVEMBER 17TH) YOU MAY
DARK ARENA CHALLENGE ONLY!!!  ANY WARRIOR WITH ANY FE (FIGHT EXPERIENCE) WHEN THE
CONTEST STARTS WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST.

                          YOUNGBLOOD of WENSINWASIN

11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date.  Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your
updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com.  As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the
web).

I have information on the following alliances:  ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.

If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know.  If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know.  If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to
still be in the same alliance when they return.  Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything.  If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....

The Saint, keeper of lists

P.S.  If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore
this.

17 November 2004
                       Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups
                                  Hosted by Hammer

     Niytyole Island DM 33 has dwindled to the point where as of T-482 [duedate
November 3, 2004] there were only 2 active stables listed with 3 inactive stables in
a once thriving and lively regular arena.
     During the past 40+ cycles Hammer has been hosting the Hammer Run for the Roll
Ups in DM 33.
     Thus far only the Ripper and Slasher categories have produced winners to claim
the 5 New Team Roll Ups Prize for being the first declared Style Master of their
respective categories to graduate.
     Every contending stable has gone inactive for one reason or another, including
CASINO HAMMERZ, over the past several months.
     Now DM 33 faces the harsh reality that if RSI chooses to close any arenas due to
little or no interest, Niytyole Island could very well head the list of endangered
regular arenas!
     In an effort to preserve his beloved island, Hammer is announcing the
continuation of the Hammer Run for the Roll Ups; combined with the Hammer 500 which
will conclude both contests on T-500 [duedate July 13, 2005] should DM 33 continue to
remain open in the coming months.
     Attention Hammer Runners!
     The Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY.  Participants MUST Be
Declared in the P-ads On or Before their First DM 33 Basic Arena Fight to Qualify as
a Hammer Runner!  Winners of Each Category will receive 5 New Team Roll Up Gift
Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  [On the condition that they
Graduate on or before T-500; see amended rules below!]
     The following Style Master categories remain open with a listing of how many
declared contestants are still entered and their W/L recognition record at the time
of their disappearance from the Hammer Run competition:
     (P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
     [Manager name/Stable name in brackets] followed by their last known W/L
recognition ranking
Rippers  Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-475
     01.  WINNER T-475 Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] WINNER T-475
Lungers
     01.  Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails]  14-15-0,73
     02.  Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  3-2-0,14
Strikers
     01.  Stone Face Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,52
Pikers
     01.  Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]  0-0-0,0
     02.  Gordie (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-2-0,21
     03.  Bluffing Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,25
Slashers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-469
     01.  WINNER T-469 Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] WINNER T-469
Total Parodys
     01.  Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  13-1-0,84
     02.  Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall]  ?-?-?,??
     03.  Maverick Hammer (T-465) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,26
Plungers
     01.  Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-8-0,19
     02.  Cool Hand Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,48
Bashers
     01.  Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  6-5-2,33
     02.  Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  8-8-1,47
     03.  Big Casino Hammer (T-476) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  0-0-0,0
Wastes
     01.  Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  5-8-0,23
Aimers
     01.  Porkey LR (T-463)  [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  2-3-0,9
     As you can plainly see, the Hammer Run is still wide open in several categories,
depending upon whether or not the deactivated stables are reactivated for the Hammer
500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups contest!
     Any declared warrior who succeeds in graduating by T-500 will win 5 New Team
Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  Gift Certs will be
awarded as soon as possible upon official graduation if the graduation occurs prior
to T-500.
     On T-500 the highest ranked ACTIVE declared warrior in the category(s) without a
Graduate will win 2 New Team Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of
Hammer!
     Additional Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Gift Cert Prizes:
     Five (5) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager whose warrior claims the
Duelmaster Throne on T-500.
     Two (2) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
as the highest Active Challenger Champion, Champion, Challenger Adept, Adept,
Challenger Initiate and Initiate on T-500.
     In the event that NO Duelmaster is seated upon the Duelmaster Throne on T-500
there will be Three (3) Gift Certs awarded to the managers whose Active warriors are
tied for recognition points at the Top of the Challenger Champions recognition
standings.  [Therefore, the Top CC will be awarded 3 Gift Certs instead of 2 for
being ranked as the highest CC on T-500].
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) graduate on
T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) receive
their graduation announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
in the Top Warrior Of Each Style newsletter announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Chartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Unchartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Popularity Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as This
Week's Favorite on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as The
Current Top Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Number One Team On The Move Point Gainer on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Chartered Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Unchartered Team on T-500.
     SHOULD RSI CHOOSE TO CLOSE DM 33 PRIOR TO T-500 ONLY THE HIGHEST ACTIVE DECLARED
STYLE MASTER CONTESTANTS WILL BE AWARDED TWO (2) GIFT CERTS AND ALL OTHER PRIZE
CATEGORIES WILL BE DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY HAMMER!!!!!!!!!
     The purpose of this contest is to restore DM 33 to a lively and entertaining
arena!
     Hammer is willing to foot the Prize bill in a last ditch effort to save Niytyole
Island from deletion if RSI and the Gladiatorial Commission decide that more arenas
need to be closed due to lack of participation and interest.
     Should this effort fail to spare DM 33 from deletion, then Hammer is prepared to
transfer CASINO HAMMERZ to another arena if Niytyole Island is closed by RSI and the
Gladiatorial Commission.
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Your Hammer 500-
Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith
of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe in DM 28

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EVIL ELMO was bested by PUTZ'N ALONG in a 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
50 SUCKS vanquished TIME SQUARE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
NED THE JANITOR defeated BUDDERCUP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
DIRT WORM was savagely defeated by MOD COD in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE unbelievably bested KAIDEN in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
VALLISNERIA beat QUIBBLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Challenge brawl.
PRIZMATYK WAHL was handily defeated by 2 PHAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
JAKUCHU ITO defeated FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a 1 minute Title duel.
DELICE THE RED was vanquished by IPECAC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AERYN SUN was overpowered by TUM in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
TICKLES was narrowly defeated by BIG COUNTRY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SATOSHI KUNO devastated FEAR in a 2 minute bloody one-sided battle.
HALLIE O'DENE was savagely defeated by W.T. POOH in a 5 minute conflict.
ELENA was vanquished by SPUTTER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
ISHINOMORI handily defeated MASHER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SIR VILE was devastated by CREDIT LINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SIR NASTY ONE was demolished by DITCH RAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPAZZ was overpowered by BEER GOGGLES in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BRICK defeated RUTHLESS in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
QUONSET was handily defeated by MARY ANN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
THATDOGWILLBITEU was subdued by NINJA FERD in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
RYRELEE was overpowered by NINJA FERD in a popular 3 minute uneven fight.
MORADOR was defeated by QUIETUS in a 2 minute match.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT was viciously subdued by MAN O' WAR in a 2 minute bout.
HEART overpowered PIYA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GUARDIAN overcame GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute duel.
CARRIE NATION was overpowered by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK EYE vanquished SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PINK BEAR narrowly defeated SIR INGOMYELIC in a popular 3 minute gory match.
SIR PENT was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         LUNGING ATTACK    99 -  72 -  2      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  20 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL     54 -  49 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  27 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        39 -  49 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  43 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  44 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 389 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         2 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102         36  16  1  269 NINJAS (1060)
WALL OF STEEL    50 SUCKS 60-4129           75  37  2  307 JOKA MASHER! (833)
AIMED BLOW       FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809  25  18  4  200 COLLEGE RADIO (1223)
TOTAL PARRY      BIG COUNTRY 38-2765        41  27  3  194 DU BASHERS (657)
PARRY-LUNGE      AERYN SUN 10-4268          29  13  0  191 FARSCAPE (1277)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486             50  69  1  189 MY PETS (554)
STRIKING ATTACK  DELICE THE RED 56-3401     55  57  2  187 BAD APPLES (1091)
SLASHING ATTACK  ISHINOMORI 7-5390          33  11  1  162 NINJAS (1060)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KAIDEN 35-3108.  The ten other most popular fighters were HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018, 
TICKLES 9-3486, THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981, MOD COD 55-2638, W.T. POOH 33-4430, MAN O' 
WAR 15-4517, NED THE JANITOR 66-2973, BEER GOGGLES 33-6819, BRICK 20-389, and SIR 
INGOMYELIC 10-5119.

The least popular fighter this week was SIR PENT 10-5089.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SKI MASK 58-5869, PIYA 71-5625, QUONSET 10-4990, MASHER 
60-4553, DELICE THE RED 56-3401, PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252, CARRIE NATION 64-4054, SIR 
NASTY ONE 38-2787, SIR VILE 10-4754, and ELENA 63-2356.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  6 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          4  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
IAYE(30)             1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  3  1 0  ARADI(60)            3  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  
MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MORADOR 2-5089              32  13  1   96  RESURRECTION (1065)        NIANIA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102          36  16  1  269  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              50  69  1  189  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 AERYN SUN 10-4268           29  13  0  191  FARSCAPE (1277)            KOLACT
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     24  11  0  152  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            20   7  0  128  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 TUM 18-7380                 33  18  2  217  FROM THE FACE (1265)       TALCAMA
 BRICK 20-389                40  40  0  151  THE BLUES (1286)           SEAM
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         17  10  1   74  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           72  54  0  175  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108              89  88  2  146  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 PINK BEAR 36-5883           29  13  1   89  LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
 BIG COUNTRY 38-2765         41  27  3  194  DU BASHERS (657)           CLIFFHOME
 THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981    23  30  1  129  SAUSAGE DOGS (1016)        RODEKI
 IPECAC 45-3625              30  18  0  206  EMETICS (1242)             STORMCROWE
 MOD COD 55-2638             57  83  2  203  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      55  57  2  187  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       54  71  0  169  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 RYRELEE 59-478              21  14  0   99  HARE CONTROL (1290)        ILLIS
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            75  37  2  307  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 ELENA 63-2356               20   7  0  149  SITTIN' ON ACES (1302)     AMEN-TEI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       44  83  0   51  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         35  15  0  201  BIG APPLE MENACE (836)     DAL SHANG
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     26  27  0  187  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 PIYA 71-5625                 8   4  0   50  THAI INQUISITION (1292)    KYR'TERR
 2 PHAT 72-5064              24   7  1  107  VERMIN (771)               DRAGONHEAD
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      21  13  2   83  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           69  39  0  174  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 HEART 97-1096                9  17  4   75  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273)  SHADOW GROVE
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   25  18  4  200  COLLEGE RADIO (1223)       SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           10   8  4   63  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE