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Date : 12/01/2004 Duedate: 12/14/2004
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-390
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223 145 77 0 65.3 9-TWISTED SESA 99/1307 103 99 1 51.0
BIG APPLE MENACE 65/836 10 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 67 66 0 50.4
COSMIC FREAK OUT 21/1315 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
2 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 354 270 7 56.7 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 11 THE GREENHOU 30/1219 86 86 0 50.0
3 FARSCAPE 10/1277 23 18 0 56.1 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516
THE BLUES 20/1286 SITTIN' ON ACES 63/1302
4-DU BASHERS 38/657 21 17 0 55.3 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123
5 QUBIT 10/1136 859 715 7 54.6 12 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298 29 29 1 50.0
VERMIN!! 82/1124 SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 13 EMETICS 45/1242 63 71 0 47.0
SIR AGLIO 10/788 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 14 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 396 535 9 42.5
JOKA MASHER 82/917 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
VERMIN! 82/1267 15 HARE CONTROL 59/1290 47 65 0 42.0
VERMIN 72/771 RESSURRECTION 82/1309
6 NINJAS 7/1060 245 215 3 53.3 SAUSAGE DOGS 42/1016
FROM THE FACE 18/1265 THAI INQUISITION 71/1292
LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/1304 16 HARLEQUINS 2/1186 72 105 2 40.7
RESURRECTION 2/1065 IRON TIGERS 36/1312
THE CONFUSED 3/1313 WAR HAWKS 10/1026
7 4-LETTER ANX 82/1271 265 239 1 52.6 17 MY PETS 9/554 476 740 12 39.1
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 RHYME TYME 55/449
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273 18 GLORY BOUND T 2/1314 18 30 1 37.5
8-BLOWN AWAY 44/820 710 678 10 51.2 19 REFORMERS 64/1095 448 759 4 37.1
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 BAD APPLES 56/1091
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/1006
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
The Unknown Spymaster was going to give you a spy report. Like he could! He
couldn't spy out the location of the nose on his face, much less anything
interesting. The nose on his face isn't interesting, it's just appalling. That's
why he wears the bag on his head.
Nobody avoided.
Kookaburra got the most challenges. Funny, I didn't think she was much of a
cookie. I guess you never know.
Nobody died.
Thirty-five fights, with only one standby on the sands today. Eleven were
challenge matches, but that does not include the title fight.
In brief, because we spent so long hanging out with kinsmen we would normally go
a mile out of our way to avoid, stuffing our faces, that I'm feeling bilious--
BLACK EYE (60-6163) (23-14-0,87) of JOKA MASHER! fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50)
of Local Louts. BLACK EYE was demolished by HERMY in a 2 minute brutal mismatched
match.
GUARDIAN (82-16527) (10-6-0,80) of RESSURRECTION fought PUTZ'N ALONG (60-5437)
(40-32-0,84) of JOKA MASHER! GUARDIAN lost to PUTZ'N ALONG in a crowd pleasing 6
minute fight.
QUIBBLE (10-4756) (27-51-0,64) of QUBIT fought LEFTISTS BLOW (3-6356) (19-2-
2,61) of THE CONFUSED. QUIBBLE unbelievably bested LEFTISTS BLOW in a crowd pleasing
2 minute match.
TARGEN (36-5783) (21-13-4,80) of IRON TIGERS fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (39-67-
0,67) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. TARGEN overpowered SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided
bout.
MAN O' WAR (15-4517) (25-15-1,82) of TRIPLE CROWN fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(26-41-0,58) of JUST BECAUSE. MAN O' WAR overpowered GAR & BRILL in a popular 1
minute one-sided match.
BAD ACID (21-5700) (18-6-0,60) of COSMIC FREAK OUT fought HEART (97-1096) (9-17-
4,75) of ORGANS ON THE SAND. BAD ACID vanquished HEART in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RYRELEE (59-478) (21-14-0,99) of HARE CONTROL fought R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-
1155) (11-7-4,60) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. RYRELEE viciously subdued R IS FOR
REPUGNANT in a popular 5 minute one-sided duel.
ANGAR (10-4933) (23-17-1,146) of WAR HAWKS fought QUONSET (10-4990) (32-24-
0,104) of QUBIT. ANGAR was overpowered by QUONSET in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KONGOL (7-4524) (35-24-2,117) of BLADES OF ICE fought RUTHLESS (15-4591) (20-7-
0,128) of TRIPLE CROWN. KONGOL was beaten by RUTHLESS in an action packed 2 minute
duel.
THATDOGWILLBITEU (42-1981) (23-30-1,129) of SAUSAGE DOGS fought QUIETUS (10-
5165) (23-9-1,112) of QUBIT. THATDOGWILLBITEU was defeated by QUIETUS in an action
packed 1 minute match.
MARY ANN (47-4378) (17-26-0,131) of SCREEN DREAMS fought SIR OCCO (10-5079) (26-
14-0,92) of SIR AGLIO. MARY ANN defeated SIR OCCO in a popular 2 minute duel.
FEAR (82-10416) (22-36-1,126) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY fought SIR VILE (10-4754) (32-
31-1,134) of SIR AGLIO. FEAR was defeated by SIR VILE in an action packed 2 minute
brutal fight.
TOOFLESS (2-5103) (39-4-0,121) of GLORY BOUND TROLLS fought SPAZZ (33-6207) (47-
43-0,137) of SNOTZI'S II. TOOFLESS unbelievably bested SPAZZ in a popular 3 minute
brutal contest.
MASHER (60-4553) (49-47-3,141) of JOKA MASHER! fought SABLE (2-4950) (28-18-
2,115) of HARLEQUINS. MASHER was beaten by SABLE in an action packed 1 minute fray.
EMILY (17-5753) (33-21-0,158) of BLADES OF STEEL fought JUGGLER (2-4965) (25-17-
0,107) of HARLEQUINS. EMILY devastated JUGGLER in an action packed 1 minute brutal
one-sided bout.
CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (4-18-0,157) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY fought AEDON (7-4295)
(39-24-1,120) of BLADES OF ICE. CREDIT LINE savagely defeated AEDON in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
BEER GOGGLES (33-6819) (31-35-1,164) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought DIRT WORM (82-2315)
(69-39-0,174) of VERMIN!! BEER GOGGLES was outlasted by DIRT WORM in an exciting 10
minute bout.
SPUTTER (82-15095) (36-20-1,174) of JOKA MASHER fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (89-88-
2,146) of VIOLENT FEMS. SPUTTER was bested by KAIDEN in an exciting 1 minute fight.
IPECAC (45-3625) (30-18-0,206) of EMETICS fought BRICK (20-389) (40-40-0,151) of
THE BLUES. IPECAC was unbelievably bested by BRICK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
bloody bout.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-809) (25-18-4,200) of COLLEGE RADIO fought EXILE (7-4618)
(28-22-1,164) of BLADES OF ICE. FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE overpowered EXILE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BECKY (17-5782) (19-3-3,196) of BLADES OF STEEL fought MIME (2-4966) (25-16-
4,197) of HARLEQUINS. BECKY was overpowered by MIME in a 1 minute mismatched
conflict.
NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (26-27-0,187) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought MOD COD
(55-2638) (57-83-2,203) of RHYME TYME. NED THE JANITOR was devastated by MOD COD in
a 1 minute one-sided battle.
AERYN SUN (10-4268) (29-13-0,191) of FARSCAPE fought DITCH RAT (82-15360) (28-
29-3,153) of VERMIN! AERYN SUN bested DITCH RAT in a 1 minute conflict.
And the challenge matches--
PRIZMATYK WAHL (73-4252) (21-13-2,83) of MAGIC MAYHEM challenged KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (53-74-2,79) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Down 4. PRIZMATYK WAHL defeated
KOOKABURRA in an action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (18-13-1,41) of ALL FINESSE challenged CARRIE NATION (64-
4054) (44-83-0,51) of REFORMERS. Up 10. NUTCRACKER lost to CARRIE NATION in a
popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
PINK BEAR (36-5883) (29-13-1,89) of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... challenged SIR PENT
(10-5089) (20-16-1,42) of SIR AGLIO. Down 47. PINK BEAR won victory over SIR PENT
in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
MORADOR (2-5089) (32-13-1,96) of RESURRECTION challenged VALLISNERIA (30-3226)
(17-10-1,74) of THE GREENHOUSE. Down 22. MORADOR handily defeated VALLISNERIA in a
1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ELENA (63-2356) (20-7-0,149) of SITTIN' ON ACES challenged HALLIE O'DENE (58-
6018) (54-71-0,169) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Up 20. ELENA devastated HALLIE O'DENE in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RAISON D'ETRE (7-5311) (26-17-3,171) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged BUDDERCUP (60-
5967) (40-35-0,172) of BUMS 'R' US. Up 1. RAISON D'ETRE won victory over BUDDERCUP
in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (24-11-0,152) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged W.T. POOH
(33-4430) (72-54-0,175) of SNOTZI'S II. Up 23. CADDY JACKKNIFE was subdued by W.T.
POOH in a 5 minute bloody Challenge competition.
ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (33-11-1,162) of NINJAS challenged 2 PHAT (72-5064) (24-7-
1,107) of VERMIN. Down 55. ISHINOMORI was devastated by 2 PHAT in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fight.
NUTMEG (7-5167) (27-16-1,174) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged SATOSHI KUNO (7-
5229) (28-21-0,175) of NINJAS. Up 1. NUTMEG was defeated by SATOSHI KUNO in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
TIME SQUARE (65-4637) (35-15-0,201) of BIG APPLE MENACE challenged TICKLES (9-
3486) (50-69-1,189) of MY PETS. Down 12. TIME SQUARE subdued TICKLES in an exciting
1 minute Challenge melee.
TUM (18-7380) (33-18-2,217) of FROM THE FACE challenged 50 SUCKS (60-4129) (75-
37-2,307) of JOKA MASHER!. Up 90. Gosh. TUM was bested by 50 SUCKS in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
And the title fight: JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (36-16-1,269) of NINJAS fought DELICE
THE RED (56-3401) (55-57-2,187) of BAD APPLES. JAKUCHU ITO overpowered DELICE THE
RED in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
And that's it for today. Or tonight. Or whenever this is.
Olaf Modeen
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 37 16 1 277 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
50 SUCKS 60-4129 76 37 2 323 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 38 38 1 248 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
MIME 2-4966 26 16 4 215 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA
MOD COD 55-2638 58 83 2 211 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TUM 18-7380 33 19 2 208 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 26 18 4 207 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 36 15 0 204 BIG APPLE MENACE (836) DAL SHANG
-UZI 44-1701 30 28 1 204 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
-BIG COUNTRY 38-2765 41 27 3 194 DU BASHERS (657) CLIFFHOME
AERYN SUN 10-4268 30 13 0 193 FARSCAPE (1277) KOLACT
TICKLES 9-3486 50 70 1 192 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
-WURP 10-18 48 55 1 192 WAR HAWKS (1026) KOLACT
BECKY 17-5782 19 4 3 189 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
BRICK 20-389 41 40 0 188 THE BLUES (1286) SEAM
SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229 29 21 0 187 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 55 58 2 185 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
W.T. POOH 33-4430 73 54 0 182 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 27 17 3 181 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 26 28 0 180 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
DIRT WORM 82-2315 70 39 0 177 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
KAIDEN 35-3108 90 88 2 176 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
-MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263 26 13 2 176 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (1006) ARADI
NUTMEG 7-5167 27 17 1 174 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
BEER GOGGLES 33-6819 31 36 1 173 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
IPECAC 45-3625 30 19 0 173 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 40 36 0 170 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
ELENA 63-2356 21 7 0 170 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
EXILE 7-4618 28 23 1 165 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 5 18 0 164 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
DITCH RAT 82-15360 28 30 3 162 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
EMILY 17-5753 34 21 0 160 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 24 12 0 159 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
SPUTTER 82-15095 36 21 1 156 JOKA MASHER (917) DWES EG
2 PHAT 72-5064 25 7 1 156 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 54 72 0 153 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIR VILE 10-4754 33 31 1 140 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
QUONSET 10-4990 33 24 0 138 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
TOOFLESS 2-5103 40 4 0 137 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314) NIANIA
RUTHLESS 15-4591 21 7 0 137 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
SPAZZ 33-6207 47 44 0 136 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SABLE 2-4950 29 18 2 135 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA
-SIR NASTY ONE 38-2787 25 37 1 132 DU BASHERS (657) CLIFFHOME
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 33 12 1 129 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
QUIETUS 10-5165 24 9 1 129 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
MASHER 60-4553 49 48 3 127 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
AEDON 7-4295 39 25 1 124 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
FEAR 82-10416 22 37 1 124 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271) DWES EG
KONGOL 7-4524 35 25 2 122 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981 23 31 1 119 SAUSAGE DOGS (1016) RODEKI
ANGAR 10-4933 23 18 1 117 WAR HAWKS (1026) KOLACT
JUGGLER 2-4965 25 18 0 113 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA
MORADOR 2-5089 33 13 1 104 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
RYRELEE 59-478 22 14 0 101 HARE CONTROL (1290) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THE GREAT SAMARITA 11-4782 24 28 0 100 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
SIR OCCO 10-5079 26 15 0 98 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
-TAOS 26-4042 16 10 1 97 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437 41 32 0 91 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
PINK BEAR 36-5883 30 13 1 91 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 22 13 2 88 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 26 15 1 87 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
GUARDIAN 82-16527 10 7 0 81 RESSURRECTION (1309) DWES EG
-SIR INGOMYELIC 10-5119 21 15 1 80 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
QUIBBLE 10-4756 28 51 0 78 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
BAD ACID 21-5700 19 6 0 78 COSMIC FREAK OUT (1315) SUNSET
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 53 75 2 77 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-MELANCHOLY 7-5319 17 10 1 75 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 17 11 1 75 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 11 8 4 67 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
-JEJUNE 1-7386 19 2 6 65 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
-EVIL ELMO 99-1222 10 8 4 63 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SKI MASK 58-5869 39 68 0 62 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
LEFTISTS BLOW 3-6356 19 3 2 60 THE CONFUSED (1313) OSKSI
-THINREDONE 1-5751 18 6 0 60 LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207) MORDANT
HEART 97-1096 9 18 4 60 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 45 83 0 59 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
BLACK EYE 60-6163 23 15 0 58 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 26 42 0 57 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 14 14 1 57 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
SIR PENT 10-5089 20 17 1 54 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
-PIYA 71-5625 8 4 0 50 THAI INQUISITION (1292) KYR'TERR
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 18 14 1 39 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Ipecac -- That was humiliating! At least I hadn't eaten a heavy breakfast, but
still. If you ever do that to me again, I'll have to think up a really awful
revenge. -- Delice the Red, but rather pale at the moment
W.T. Pooh -- How totally embarrassing! A CLASSIC style match, and I LOST! I will
never live this down. My style-mates will never speak to me again. And all because
of a fluffy bear. Life is hard. -- Hallie O'Dene
Kookaburra -- A golem cookie? That is an offensive concept, such as might occur to a
drunk. I reject it. You do not exist. Cease to trouble me immediately. -- Carrie
Nation
P.S. And if you do not exist, then I cannot have lost to you. The Commission must
note this.
Black Eye -- Foul Duck-eating Raltuman! I have your measure, you fiend! You are one
of those cowardly people who, not content to strike Ducks down with vastly superior
weaponry must HIDE and do it from AMBUSH! We do not forget, Mammal! -- Ski Mask,
Founder and President Ducks With Swords
11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date. Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your
updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com. As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the
web).
I have information on the following alliances: ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.
If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know. If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know. If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to
still be in the same alliance when they return. Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything. If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....
The Saint, keeper of lists
P.S. If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore
this.
17 November 2004
Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups
Hosted by Hammer
Niytyole Island DM 33 has dwindled to the point where as of T-482 [duedate
November 3, 2004] there were only 2 active stables listed with 3 inactive stables in
a once thriving and lively regular arena.
During the past 40+ cycles Hammer has been hosting the Hammer Run for the Roll
Ups in DM 33.
Thus far only the Ripper and Slasher categories have produced winners to claim
the 5 New Team Roll Ups Prize for being the first declared Style Master of their
respective categories to graduate.
Every contending stable has gone inactive for one reason or another, including
CASINO HAMMERZ, over the past several months.
Now DM 33 faces the harsh reality that if RSI chooses to close any arenas due to
little or no interest, Niytyole Island could very well head the list of endangered
regular arenas!
In an effort to preserve his beloved island, Hammer is announcing the
continuation of the Hammer Run for the Roll Ups; combined with the Hammer 500 which
will conclude both contests on T-500 [duedate July 13, 2005] should DM 33 continue to
remain open in the coming months.
Attention Hammer Runners!
The Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY. Participants MUST Be
Declared in the P-ads On or Before their First DM 33 Basic Arena Fight to Qualify as
a Hammer Runner! Winners of Each Category will receive 5 New Team Roll Up Gift
Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer! [On the condition that they
Graduate on or before T-500; see amended rules below!]
The following Style Master categories remain open with a listing of how many
declared contestants are still entered and their W/L recognition record at the time
of their disappearance from the Hammer Run competition:
(P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
[Manager name/Stable name in brackets] followed by their last known W/L
recognition ranking
Rippers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-475
01. WINNER T-475 Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] WINNER T-475
Lungers
01. Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] 14-15-0,73
02. Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] 3-2-0,14
Strikers
01. Stone Face Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] 7-5-0,52
Pikers
01. Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men] 0-0-0,0
02. Gordie (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion] 3-2-0,21
03. Bluffing Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] 6-6-0,25
Slashers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-469
01. WINNER T-469 Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] WINNER T-469
Total Parodys
01. Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] 13-1-0,84
02. Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall] ?-?-?,??
03. Maverick Hammer (T-465) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] 6-6-0,26
Plungers
01. Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion] 3-8-0,19
02. Cool Hand Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] 7-5-0,48
Bashers
01. Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds] 6-5-2,33
02. Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battalion] 8-8-1,47
03. Big Casino Hammer (T-476) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] 0-0-0,0
Wastes
01. Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battalion] 5-8-0,23
Aimers
01. Porkey LR (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion] 2-3-0,9
As you can plainly see, the Hammer Run is still wide open in several categories,
depending upon whether or not the deactivated stables are reactivated for the Hammer
500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups contest!
Any declared warrior who succeeds in graduating by T-500 will win 5 New Team
Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer! Gift Certs will be
awarded as soon as possible upon official graduation if the graduation occurs prior
to T-500.
On T-500 the highest ranked ACTIVE declared warrior in the category(s) without a
Graduate will win 2 New Team Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of
Hammer!
Additional Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Gift Cert Prizes:
Five (5) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager whose warrior claims the
Duelmaster Throne on T-500.
Two (2) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
as the highest Active Challenger Champion, Champion, Challenger Adept, Adept,
Challenger Initiate and Initiate on T-500.
In the event that NO Duelmaster is seated upon the Duelmaster Throne on T-500
there will be Three (3) Gift Certs awarded to the managers whose Active warriors are
tied for recognition points at the Top of the Challenger Champions recognition
standings. [Therefore, the Top CC will be awarded 3 Gift Certs instead of 2 for
being ranked as the highest CC on T-500].
One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) graduate on
T-500.
One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) receive
their graduation announcement on T-500.
One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
in the Top Warrior Of Each Style newsletter announcement on T-500.
One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Chartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Unchartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Popularity Leader on T-500.
One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as This
Week's Favorite on T-500.
One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as The
Current Top Team on T-500.
One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Number One Team On The Move Point Gainer on T-500.
One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Chartered Team on T-500.
One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Unchartered Team on T-500.
SHOULD RSI CHOOSE TO CLOSE DM 33 PRIOR TO T-500 ONLY THE HIGHEST ACTIVE DECLARED
STYLE MASTER CONTESTANTS WILL BE AWARDED TWO (2) GIFT CERTS AND ALL OTHER PRIZE
CATEGORIES WILL BE DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY HAMMER!!!!!!!!!
The purpose of this contest is to restore DM 33 to a lively and entertaining
arena!
Hammer is willing to foot the Prize bill in a last ditch effort to save Niytyole
Island from deletion if RSI and the Gladiatorial Commission decide that more arenas
need to be closed due to lack of participation and interest.
Should this effort fail to spare DM 33 from deletion, then Hammer is prepared to
transfer CASINO HAMMERZ to another arena if Niytyole Island is closed by RSI and the
Gladiatorial Commission.
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Your Hammer 500-
Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith
of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe in DM 28
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TUM was bested by 50 SUCKS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
TIME SQUARE subdued TICKLES in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
NUTMEG was defeated by SATOSHI KUNO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
ISHINOMORI was devastated by 2 PHAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE was subdued by W.T. POOH in a 5 minute bloody Challenge competition.
RAISON D'ETRE won victory over BUDDERCUP in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ELENA devastated HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MORADOR handily defeated VALLISNERIA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PINK BEAR won victory over SIR PENT in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
NUTCRACKER lost to CARRIE NATION in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
PRIZMATYK WAHL defeated KOOKABURRA in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
JAKUCHU ITO overpowered DELICE THE RED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
AERYN SUN bested DITCH RAT in a 1 minute conflict.
NED THE JANITOR was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BECKY was overpowered by MIME in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE overpowered EXILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
IPECAC was unbelievably bested by BRICK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
SPUTTER was bested by KAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute fight.
BEER GOGGLES was outlasted by DIRT WORM in a exciting 10 minute bout.
CREDIT LINE savagely defeated AEDON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
EMILY devastated JUGGLER in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
MASHER was beaten by SABLE in a action packed 1 minute fray.
TOOFLESS unbelievably bested SPAZZ in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
FEAR was defeated by SIR VILE in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
MARY ANN defeated SIR OCCO in a popular 2 minute duel.
THATDOGWILLBITEU was defeated by QUIETUS in a action packed 1 minute match.
KONGOL was beaten by RUTHLESS in a action packed 2 minute duel.
ANGAR was overpowered by QUONSET in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RYRELEE viciously subdued R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a popular 5 minute one-sided duel.
BAD ACID vanquished HEART in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAN O' WAR overpowered GAR & BRILL in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
TARGEN overpowered SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
QUIBBLE unbelievably bested LEFTISTS BLOW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
GUARDIAN lost to PUTZ'N ALONG in a crowd pleasing 6 minute fight.
BLACK EYE was demolished by HERMY in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 LUNGING ATTACK 106 - 70 - 2 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 26 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 57 - 49 - 1 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 23 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 42 - 50 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 45 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 47 - 2 33 |
Turn 390 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 7 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 6 3 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 7 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 37 16 1 277 NINJAS (1060)
WALL OF STEEL 50 SUCKS 60-4129 76 37 2 323 JOKA MASHER! (833)
SLASHING ATTACK MIME 2-4966 26 16 4 215 HARLEQUINS (1186)
AIMED BLOW FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 26 18 4 207 COLLEGE RADIO (1223)
PARRY-LUNGE AERYN SUN 10-4268 30 13 0 193 FARSCAPE (1277)
BASHING ATTACK TICKLES 9-3486 50 70 1 192 MY PETS (554)
STRIKING ATTACK BECKY 17-5782 19 4 3 189 BLADES OF STEEL (1068)
TOTAL PARRY BRICK 20-389 41 40 0 188 THE BLUES (1286)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was SPAZZ 33-6207. The ten other most popular fighters were GUARDIAN 82-16527, TUM
18-7380, IPECAC 45-3625, BEER GOGGLES 33-6819, SIR VILE 10-4754, RYRELEE 59-478,
NUTMEG 7-5167, CARRIE NATION 64-4054, CREDIT LINE 82-1366, and MARY ANN 47-4378.
The least popular fighter this week was SKI MASK 58-5869. The other ten least
popular fighters were BECKY 17-5782, VALLISNERIA 30-3226, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, HEART
97-1096, ANGAR 10-4933, THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981, JUGGLER 2-4965, SPUTTER 82-15095,
EXILE 7-4618, and MIME 2-4966.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 4 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 3 0 ARADI(60) 2 3 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 3 5 0 JHANS(36) 2 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 5 3 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 2 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 4 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
IAYE(30) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIME 2-4966 26 16 4 215 HARLEQUINS (1186) NIANIA
LEFTISTS BLOW 3-6356 19 3 2 60 THE CONFUSED (1313) OSKSI
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 37 16 1 277 NINJAS (1060) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 50 70 1 192 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
AERYN SUN 10-4268 30 13 0 193 FARSCAPE (1277) KOLACT
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 24 12 0 159 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
RUTHLESS 15-4591 21 7 0 137 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
BECKY 17-5782 19 4 3 189 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
TUM 18-7380 33 19 2 208 FROM THE FACE (1265) TALCAMA
BRICK 20-389 41 40 0 188 THE BLUES (1286) SEAM
BAD ACID 21-5700 19 6 0 78 COSMIC FREAK OUT (1315) SUNSET
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 17 11 1 75 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
W.T. POOH 33-4430 73 54 0 182 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 90 88 2 176 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
PINK BEAR 36-5883 30 13 1 91 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 26 42 0 57 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981 23 31 1 119 SAUSAGE DOGS (1016) RODEKI
IPECAC 45-3625 30 19 0 173 EMETICS (1242) STORMCROWE
MOD COD 55-2638 58 83 2 211 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 55 58 2 185 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 54 72 0 153 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
RYRELEE 59-478 22 14 0 101 HARE CONTROL (1290) ILLIS
50 SUCKS 60-4129 76 37 2 323 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
ELENA 63-2356 21 7 0 170 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 45 83 0 59 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 36 15 0 204 BIG APPLE MENACE (836) DAL SHANG
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 26 28 0 180 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
2 PHAT 72-5064 25 7 1 156 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252 22 13 2 88 MAGIC MAYHEM (1298) ERINIKA
DIRT WORM 82-2315 70 39 0 177 VERMIN!! (1124) DWES EG
HEART 97-1096 9 18 4 60 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 26 18 4 207 COLLEGE RADIO (1223) SYVYN'S HILL
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 11 8 4 67 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE