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Date   : 12/01/2004    Duedate: 12/14/2004

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DM-101    TURN-390

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 COLLEGE RADI 98/1223  145   77  0 65.3    9-TWISTED SESA 99/1307  103   99  1 51.0
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/836                  10 ALL FINESSE 38/1236    67   66  0 50.4
    COSMIC FREAK OUT 21/1315                    SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                
  2 BLADES OF ICE 7/162   354  270  7 56.7      BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                  11 THE GREENHOU 30/1219   86   86  0 50.0
  3 FARSCAPE 10/1277       23   18  0 56.1      GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516               
    THE BLUES 20/1286                           SITTIN' ON ACES 63/1302               
  4-DU BASHERS 38/657      21   17  0 55.3      ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123           
  5 QUBIT 10/1136         859  715  7 54.6   12 MAGIC MAYHEM 73/1298   29   29  1 50.0
    VERMIN!! 82/1124                            SCREEN DREAMS 47/1299                 
    TRIPLE CROWN 15/990                      13 EMETICS 45/1242        63   71  0 47.0
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                            BUMS 'R' US 60/1142                   
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                         JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    SNOTZI'S II 33/813                       14 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   396  535  9 42.5
    JOKA MASHER 82/917                          JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    VERMIN! 82/1267                          15 HARE CONTROL 59/1290   47   65  0 42.0
    VERMIN 72/771                               RESSURRECTION 82/1309                 
  6 NINJAS 7/1060         245  215  3 53.3      SAUSAGE DOGS 42/1016                  
    FROM THE FACE 18/1265                       THAI INQUISITION 71/1292              
    LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/1304             16 HARLEQUINS 2/1186      72  105  2 40.7
    RESURRECTION 2/1065                         IRON TIGERS 36/1312                   
    THE CONFUSED 3/1313                         WAR HAWKS 10/1026                     
  7 4-LETTER ANX 82/1271  265  239  1 52.6   17 MY PETS 9/554         476  740 12 39.1
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306                  RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274                GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273               18 GLORY BOUND T 2/1314   18   30  1 37.5
  8-BLOWN AWAY 44/820     710  678 10 51.2   19 REFORMERS 64/1095     448  759  4 37.1
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072                     CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/1006           

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The Unknown Spymaster was going to give you a spy report.  Like he could!  He 
couldn't spy out the location of the nose on his face, much less anything 
interesting.  The nose on his face isn't interesting, it's just appalling.  That's 
why he wears the bag on his head.

     Nobody avoided.
     Kookaburra got the most challenges.  Funny, I didn't think she was much of a 
cookie.  I guess you never know.
     Nobody died.
     Thirty-five fights, with only one standby on the sands today.  Eleven were 
challenge matches, but that does not include the title fight.

     In brief, because we spent so long hanging out with kinsmen we would normally go 
a mile out of our way to avoid, stuffing our faces, that I'm feeling bilious--
     BLACK EYE (60-6163) (23-14-0,87) of JOKA MASHER! fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50) 
of Local Louts.  BLACK EYE was demolished by HERMY in a 2 minute brutal mismatched 
match.
     GUARDIAN (82-16527) (10-6-0,80) of RESSURRECTION fought PUTZ'N ALONG (60-5437) 
(40-32-0,84) of JOKA MASHER!  GUARDIAN lost to PUTZ'N ALONG in a crowd pleasing 6 
minute fight.
     QUIBBLE (10-4756) (27-51-0,64) of QUBIT fought LEFTISTS BLOW (3-6356) (19-2-
2,61) of THE CONFUSED.  QUIBBLE unbelievably bested LEFTISTS BLOW in a crowd pleasing 
2 minute match.
     TARGEN (36-5783) (21-13-4,80) of IRON TIGERS fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (39-67-
0,67) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  TARGEN overpowered SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided 
bout.
     MAN O' WAR (15-4517) (25-15-1,82) of TRIPLE CROWN fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252) 
(26-41-0,58) of JUST BECAUSE.  MAN O' WAR overpowered GAR & BRILL in a popular 1 
minute one-sided match.
     BAD ACID (21-5700) (18-6-0,60) of COSMIC FREAK OUT fought HEART (97-1096) (9-17-
4,75) of ORGANS ON THE SAND.  BAD ACID vanquished HEART in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
     RYRELEE (59-478) (21-14-0,99) of HARE CONTROL fought R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-
1155) (11-7-4,60) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.  RYRELEE viciously subdued R IS FOR 
REPUGNANT in a popular 5 minute one-sided duel.
     ANGAR (10-4933) (23-17-1,146) of WAR HAWKS fought QUONSET (10-4990) (32-24-
0,104) of QUBIT.  ANGAR was overpowered by QUONSET in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
     KONGOL (7-4524) (35-24-2,117) of BLADES OF ICE fought RUTHLESS (15-4591) (20-7-
0,128) of TRIPLE CROWN.  KONGOL was beaten by RUTHLESS in an action packed 2 minute 
duel.
     THATDOGWILLBITEU (42-1981) (23-30-1,129) of SAUSAGE DOGS fought QUIETUS (10-
5165) (23-9-1,112) of QUBIT.  THATDOGWILLBITEU was defeated by QUIETUS in an action 
packed 1 minute match.
     MARY ANN (47-4378) (17-26-0,131) of SCREEN DREAMS fought SIR OCCO (10-5079) (26-
14-0,92) of SIR AGLIO.  MARY ANN defeated SIR OCCO in a popular 2 minute duel.
     FEAR (82-10416) (22-36-1,126) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY fought SIR VILE (10-4754) (32-
31-1,134) of SIR AGLIO.  FEAR was defeated by SIR VILE in an action packed 2 minute 
brutal fight.
     TOOFLESS (2-5103) (39-4-0,121) of GLORY BOUND TROLLS fought SPAZZ (33-6207) (47-
43-0,137) of SNOTZI'S II.  TOOFLESS unbelievably bested SPAZZ in a popular 3 minute 
brutal contest.
     MASHER (60-4553) (49-47-3,141) of JOKA MASHER! fought SABLE (2-4950) (28-18-
2,115) of HARLEQUINS.  MASHER was beaten by SABLE in an action packed 1 minute fray.
     EMILY (17-5753) (33-21-0,158) of BLADES OF STEEL fought JUGGLER (2-4965) (25-17-
0,107) of HARLEQUINS.  EMILY devastated JUGGLER in an action packed 1 minute brutal 
one-sided bout.
     CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (4-18-0,157) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY fought AEDON (7-4295) 
(39-24-1,120) of BLADES OF ICE.  CREDIT LINE savagely defeated AEDON in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
     BEER GOGGLES (33-6819) (31-35-1,164) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought DIRT WORM (82-2315) 
(69-39-0,174) of VERMIN!!  BEER GOGGLES was outlasted by DIRT WORM in an exciting 10 
minute bout.
     SPUTTER (82-15095) (36-20-1,174) of JOKA MASHER fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (89-88-
2,146) of VIOLENT FEMS.  SPUTTER was bested by KAIDEN in an exciting 1 minute fight.
     IPECAC (45-3625) (30-18-0,206) of EMETICS fought BRICK (20-389) (40-40-0,151) of 
THE BLUES.  IPECAC was unbelievably bested by BRICK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute 
bloody bout.
     FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-809) (25-18-4,200) of COLLEGE RADIO fought EXILE (7-4618) 
(28-22-1,164) of BLADES OF ICE.  FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE overpowered EXILE in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
     BECKY (17-5782) (19-3-3,196) of BLADES OF STEEL fought MIME (2-4966) (25-16-
4,197) of HARLEQUINS.  BECKY was overpowered by MIME in a 1 minute mismatched 
conflict.
     NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (26-27-0,187) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought MOD COD 
(55-2638) (57-83-2,203) of RHYME TYME.  NED THE JANITOR was devastated by MOD COD in 
a 1 minute one-sided battle.
     AERYN SUN (10-4268) (29-13-0,191) of FARSCAPE fought DITCH RAT (82-15360) (28-
29-3,153) of VERMIN!  AERYN SUN bested DITCH RAT in a 1 minute conflict.

     And the challenge matches--
     PRIZMATYK WAHL (73-4252) (21-13-2,83) of MAGIC MAYHEM challenged KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (53-74-2,79) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.  Down 4.  PRIZMATYK WAHL defeated 
KOOKABURRA in an action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
     NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (18-13-1,41) of ALL FINESSE challenged CARRIE NATION (64-
4054) (44-83-0,51) of REFORMERS.  Up 10.  NUTCRACKER lost to CARRIE NATION in a 
popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
     PINK BEAR (36-5883) (29-13-1,89) of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... challenged SIR PENT 
(10-5089) (20-16-1,42) of SIR AGLIO.  Down 47.  PINK BEAR won victory over SIR PENT 
in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
     MORADOR (2-5089) (32-13-1,96) of RESURRECTION challenged VALLISNERIA (30-3226) 
(17-10-1,74) of THE GREENHOUSE.  Down 22.  MORADOR handily defeated VALLISNERIA in a 
1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
     ELENA (63-2356) (20-7-0,149) of SITTIN' ON ACES challenged HALLIE O'DENE (58-
6018) (54-71-0,169) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Up 20.  ELENA devastated HALLIE O'DENE in 
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
     RAISON D'ETRE (7-5311) (26-17-3,171) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged BUDDERCUP (60-
5967) (40-35-0,172) of BUMS 'R' US.  Up 1.  RAISON D'ETRE won victory over BUDDERCUP 
in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
     CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (24-11-0,152) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged W.T. POOH 
(33-4430) (72-54-0,175) of SNOTZI'S II.  Up 23.  CADDY JACKKNIFE was subdued by W.T. 
POOH in a 5 minute bloody Challenge competition.
     ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (33-11-1,162) of NINJAS challenged 2 PHAT (72-5064) (24-7-
1,107) of VERMIN.  Down 55.  ISHINOMORI was devastated by 2 PHAT in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fight.
     NUTMEG (7-5167) (27-16-1,174) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged SATOSHI KUNO (7-
5229) (28-21-0,175) of NINJAS.  Up 1.  NUTMEG was defeated by SATOSHI KUNO in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
     TIME SQUARE (65-4637) (35-15-0,201) of BIG APPLE MENACE challenged TICKLES (9-
3486) (50-69-1,189) of MY PETS.  Down 12.  TIME SQUARE subdued TICKLES in an exciting 
1 minute Challenge melee.
     TUM (18-7380) (33-18-2,217) of FROM THE FACE challenged 50 SUCKS (60-4129) (75-
37-2,307) of JOKA MASHER!.  Up 90.  Gosh.  TUM was bested by 50 SUCKS in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.

    And the title fight:  JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (36-16-1,269) of NINJAS fought DELICE 
THE RED (56-3401) (55-57-2,187) of BAD APPLES.  JAKUCHU ITO overpowered DELICE THE 
RED in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.

     And that's it for today.  Or tonight.  Or whenever this is.

                                        Olaf Modeen

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102          37  16  1  277  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            76  37  2  323  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       38  38  1  248  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 MIME 2-4966                 26  16  4  215  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 MOD COD 55-2638             58  83  2  211  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TUM 18-7380                 33  19  2  208  FROM THE FACE (1265)       TALCAMA
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   26  18  4  207  COLLEGE RADIO (1223)       SYVYN'S HILL
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         36  15  0  204  BIG APPLE MENACE (836)     DAL SHANG
-UZI 44-1701                 30  28  1  204  BLOWN AWAY (820)           KRILL
-BIG COUNTRY 38-2765         41  27  3  194  DU BASHERS (657)           CLIFFHOME
 AERYN SUN 10-4268           30  13  0  193  FARSCAPE (1277)            KOLACT
 TICKLES 9-3486              50  70  1  192  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
-WURP 10-18                  48  55  1  192  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 BECKY 17-5782               19   4  3  189  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 BRICK 20-389                41  40  0  188  THE BLUES (1286)           SEAM
 SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229         29  21  0  187  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      55  58  2  185  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           73  54  0  182  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        27  17  3  181  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     26  28  0  180  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           70  39  0  177  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 KAIDEN 35-3108              90  88  2  176  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
-MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263    26  13  2  176  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (1006) ARADI
 NUTMEG 7-5167               27  17  1  174  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 BEER GOGGLES 33-6819        31  36  1  173  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 IPECAC 45-3625              30  19  0  173  EMETICS (1242)             STORMCROWE
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           40  36  0  170  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 ELENA 63-2356               21   7  0  170  SITTIN' ON ACES (1302)     AMEN-TEI
 EXILE 7-4618                28  23  1  165  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366          5  18  0  164  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 DITCH RAT 82-15360          28  30  3  162  VERMIN! (1267)             DWES EG
 EMILY 17-5753               34  21  0  160  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     24  12  0  159  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 SPUTTER 82-15095            36  21  1  156  JOKA MASHER (917)          DWES EG
 2 PHAT 72-5064              25   7  1  156  VERMIN (771)               DRAGONHEAD
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       54  72  0  153  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR VILE 10-4754            33  31  1  140  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 QUONSET 10-4990             33  24  0  138  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             40   4  0  137  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314)  NIANIA
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            21   7  0  137  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 SPAZZ 33-6207               47  44  0  136  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SABLE 2-4950                29  18  2  135  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
-SIR NASTY ONE 38-2787       25  37  1  132  DU BASHERS (657)           CLIFFHOME
 ISHINOMORI 7-5390           33  12  1  129  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
 QUIETUS 10-5165             24   9  1  129  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 MASHER 60-4553              49  48  3  127  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 AEDON 7-4295                39  25  1  124  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 FEAR 82-10416               22  37  1  124  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271)    DWES EG
 KONGOL 7-4524               35  25  2  122  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981    23  31  1  119  SAUSAGE DOGS (1016)        RODEKI
 ANGAR 10-4933               23  18  1  117  WAR HAWKS (1026)           KOLACT
 JUGGLER 2-4965              25  18  0  113  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 MORADOR 2-5089              33  13  1  104  RESURRECTION (1065)        NIANIA
 RYRELEE 59-478              22  14  0  101  HARE CONTROL (1290)        ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE GREAT SAMARITA 11-4782  24  28  0  100  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 SIR OCCO 10-5079            26  15  0   98  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
-TAOS 26-4042                16  10  1   97  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437        41  32  0   91  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 PINK BEAR 36-5883           30  13  1   91  LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      22  13  2   88  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          26  15  1   87  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 GUARDIAN 82-16527           10   7  0   81  RESSURRECTION (1309)       DWES EG
-SIR INGOMYELIC 10-5119      21  15  1   80  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 QUIBBLE 10-4756             28  51  0   78  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 BAD ACID 21-5700            19   6  0   78  COSMIC FREAK OUT (1315)    SUNSET
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          53  75  2   77  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-MELANCHOLY 7-5319           17  10  1   75  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         17  11  1   75  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  11   8  4   67  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE
-JEJUNE 1-7386               19   2  6   65  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
-EVIL ELMO 99-1222           10   8  4   63  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKI MASK 58-5869            39  68  0   62  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 LEFTISTS BLOW 3-6356        19   3  2   60  THE CONFUSED (1313)        OSKSI
-THINREDONE 1-5751           18   6  0   60  LAB EXPERIMENTS (1207)     MORDANT
 HEART 97-1096                9  18  4   60  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273)  SHADOW GROVE
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       45  83  0   59  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           23  15  0   58  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         26  42  0   57  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      14  14  1   57  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 SIR PENT 10-5089            20  17  1   54  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
-PIYA 71-5625                 8   4  0   50  THAI INQUISITION (1292)    KYR'TERR
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          18  14  1   39  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Ipecac -- That was humiliating!  At least I hadn't eaten a heavy breakfast, but
still.  If you ever do that to me again, I'll have to think up a really awful
revenge. -- Delice the Red, but rather pale at the moment

W.T. Pooh -- How totally embarrassing!  A CLASSIC style match, and I LOST!  I will
never live this down.  My style-mates will never speak to me again.  And all because
of a fluffy bear.  Life is hard. -- Hallie O'Dene

Kookaburra -- A golem cookie?  That is an offensive concept, such as might occur to a
drunk.  I reject it.  You do not exist.  Cease to trouble me immediately. -- Carrie
Nation
P.S.  And if you do not exist, then I cannot have lost to you.  The Commission must
note this.

Black Eye -- Foul Duck-eating Raltuman!  I have your measure, you fiend!  You are one
of those cowardly people who, not content to strike Ducks down with vastly superior
weaponry must HIDE and do it from AMBUSH!  We do not forget, Mammal! -- Ski Mask,
Founder and President Ducks With Swords

11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date.  Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your
updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com.  As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the
web).

I have information on the following alliances:  ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.

If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know.  If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know.  If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to
still be in the same alliance when they return.  Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything.  If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....

The Saint, keeper of lists

P.S.  If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore
this.

17 November 2004
                       Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups
                                  Hosted by Hammer

     Niytyole Island DM 33 has dwindled to the point where as of T-482 [duedate
November 3, 2004] there were only 2 active stables listed with 3 inactive stables in
a once thriving and lively regular arena.
     During the past 40+ cycles Hammer has been hosting the Hammer Run for the Roll
Ups in DM 33.
     Thus far only the Ripper and Slasher categories have produced winners to claim
the 5 New Team Roll Ups Prize for being the first declared Style Master of their
respective categories to graduate.
     Every contending stable has gone inactive for one reason or another, including
CASINO HAMMERZ, over the past several months.
     Now DM 33 faces the harsh reality that if RSI chooses to close any arenas due to
little or no interest, Niytyole Island could very well head the list of endangered
regular arenas!
     In an effort to preserve his beloved island, Hammer is announcing the
continuation of the Hammer Run for the Roll Ups; combined with the Hammer 500 which
will conclude both contests on T-500 [duedate July 13, 2005] should DM 33 continue to
remain open in the coming months.
     Attention Hammer Runners!
     The Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY.  Participants MUST Be
Declared in the P-ads On or Before their First DM 33 Basic Arena Fight to Qualify as
a Hammer Runner!  Winners of Each Category will receive 5 New Team Roll Up Gift
Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  [On the condition that they
Graduate on or before T-500; see amended rules below!]
     The following Style Master categories remain open with a listing of how many
declared contestants are still entered and their W/L recognition record at the time
of their disappearance from the Hammer Run competition:
     (P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
     [Manager name/Stable name in brackets] followed by their last known W/L
recognition ranking
Rippers  Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-475
     01.  WINNER T-475 Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] WINNER T-475
Lungers
     01.  Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails]  14-15-0,73
     02.  Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  3-2-0,14
Strikers
     01.  Stone Face Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,52
Pikers
     01.  Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]  0-0-0,0
     02.  Gordie (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-2-0,21
     03.  Bluffing Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,25
Slashers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-469
     01.  WINNER T-469 Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] WINNER T-469
Total Parodys
     01.  Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  13-1-0,84
     02.  Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall]  ?-?-?,??
     03.  Maverick Hammer (T-465) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,26
Plungers
     01.  Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-8-0,19
     02.  Cool Hand Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,48
Bashers
     01.  Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  6-5-2,33
     02.  Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  8-8-1,47
     03.  Big Casino Hammer (T-476) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  0-0-0,0
Wastes
     01.  Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  5-8-0,23
Aimers
     01.  Porkey LR (T-463)  [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  2-3-0,9
     As you can plainly see, the Hammer Run is still wide open in several categories,
depending upon whether or not the deactivated stables are reactivated for the Hammer
500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups contest!
     Any declared warrior who succeeds in graduating by T-500 will win 5 New Team
Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  Gift Certs will be
awarded as soon as possible upon official graduation if the graduation occurs prior
to T-500.
     On T-500 the highest ranked ACTIVE declared warrior in the category(s) without a
Graduate will win 2 New Team Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of
Hammer!
     Additional Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Gift Cert Prizes:
     Five (5) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager whose warrior claims the
Duelmaster Throne on T-500.
     Two (2) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
as the highest Active Challenger Champion, Champion, Challenger Adept, Adept,
Challenger Initiate and Initiate on T-500.
     In the event that NO Duelmaster is seated upon the Duelmaster Throne on T-500
there will be Three (3) Gift Certs awarded to the managers whose Active warriors are
tied for recognition points at the Top of the Challenger Champions recognition
standings.  [Therefore, the Top CC will be awarded 3 Gift Certs instead of 2 for
being ranked as the highest CC on T-500].
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) graduate on
T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) receive
their graduation announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
in the Top Warrior Of Each Style newsletter announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Chartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Unchartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Popularity Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as This
Week's Favorite on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as The
Current Top Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Number One Team On The Move Point Gainer on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Chartered Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Unchartered Team on T-500.
     SHOULD RSI CHOOSE TO CLOSE DM 33 PRIOR TO T-500 ONLY THE HIGHEST ACTIVE DECLARED
STYLE MASTER CONTESTANTS WILL BE AWARDED TWO (2) GIFT CERTS AND ALL OTHER PRIZE
CATEGORIES WILL BE DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY HAMMER!!!!!!!!!
     The purpose of this contest is to restore DM 33 to a lively and entertaining
arena!
     Hammer is willing to foot the Prize bill in a last ditch effort to save Niytyole
Island from deletion if RSI and the Gladiatorial Commission decide that more arenas
need to be closed due to lack of participation and interest.
     Should this effort fail to spare DM 33 from deletion, then Hammer is prepared to
transfer CASINO HAMMERZ to another arena if Niytyole Island is closed by RSI and the
Gladiatorial Commission.
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Your Hammer 500-
Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith
of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe in DM 28

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TUM was bested by 50 SUCKS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
TIME SQUARE subdued TICKLES in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
NUTMEG was defeated by SATOSHI KUNO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
ISHINOMORI was devastated by 2 PHAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE was subdued by W.T. POOH in a 5 minute bloody Challenge competition.
RAISON D'ETRE won victory over BUDDERCUP in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ELENA devastated HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MORADOR handily defeated VALLISNERIA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PINK BEAR won victory over SIR PENT in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
NUTCRACKER lost to CARRIE NATION in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
PRIZMATYK WAHL defeated KOOKABURRA in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
JAKUCHU ITO overpowered DELICE THE RED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
AERYN SUN bested DITCH RAT in a 1 minute conflict.
NED THE JANITOR was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BECKY was overpowered by MIME in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE overpowered EXILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
IPECAC was unbelievably bested by BRICK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
SPUTTER was bested by KAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute fight.
BEER GOGGLES was outlasted by DIRT WORM in a exciting 10 minute bout.
CREDIT LINE savagely defeated AEDON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
EMILY devastated JUGGLER in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
MASHER was beaten by SABLE in a action packed 1 minute fray.
TOOFLESS unbelievably bested SPAZZ in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
FEAR was defeated by SIR VILE in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
MARY ANN defeated SIR OCCO in a popular 2 minute duel.
THATDOGWILLBITEU was defeated by QUIETUS in a action packed 1 minute match.
KONGOL was beaten by RUTHLESS in a action packed 2 minute duel.
ANGAR was overpowered by QUONSET in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RYRELEE viciously subdued R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a popular 5 minute one-sided duel.
BAD ACID vanquished HEART in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAN O' WAR overpowered GAR & BRILL in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
TARGEN overpowered SKI MASK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
QUIBBLE unbelievably bested LEFTISTS BLOW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
GUARDIAN lost to PUTZ'N ALONG in a crowd pleasing 6 minute fight.
BLACK EYE was demolished by HERMY in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         LUNGING ATTACK   106 -  70 -  2      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  26 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     57 -  49 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  23 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        42 -  50 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  45 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  47 -  2      33  |

Turn 390 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  7         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102         37  16  1  277 NINJAS (1060)
WALL OF STEEL    50 SUCKS 60-4129           76  37  2  323 JOKA MASHER! (833)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIME 2-4966                26  16  4  215 HARLEQUINS (1186)
AIMED BLOW       FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809  26  18  4  207 COLLEGE RADIO (1223)
PARRY-LUNGE      AERYN SUN 10-4268          30  13  0  193 FARSCAPE (1277)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486             50  70  1  192 MY PETS (554)
STRIKING ATTACK  BECKY 17-5782              19   4  3  189 BLADES OF STEEL (1068)
TOTAL PARRY      BRICK 20-389               41  40  0  188 THE BLUES (1286)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SPAZZ 33-6207.  The ten other most popular fighters were GUARDIAN 82-16527, TUM 
18-7380, IPECAC 45-3625, BEER GOGGLES 33-6819, SIR VILE 10-4754, RYRELEE 59-478, 
NUTMEG 7-5167, CARRIE NATION 64-4054, CREDIT LINE 82-1366, and MARY ANN 47-4378.

The least popular fighter this week was SKI MASK 58-5869.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BECKY 17-5782, VALLISNERIA 30-3226, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, HEART 
97-1096, ANGAR 10-4933, THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981, JUGGLER 2-4965, SPUTTER 82-15095, 
EXILE 7-4618, and MIME 2-4966.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            4  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  3 0  ARADI(60)            2  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  5 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  3 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          2  4 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
IAYE(30)             0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIME 2-4966                 26  16  4  215  HARLEQUINS (1186)          NIANIA
 LEFTISTS BLOW 3-6356        19   3  2   60  THE CONFUSED (1313)        OSKSI
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102          37  16  1  277  NINJAS (1060)              BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              50  70  1  192  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 AERYN SUN 10-4268           30  13  0  193  FARSCAPE (1277)            KOLACT
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     24  12  0  159  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            21   7  0  137  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 BECKY 17-5782               19   4  3  189  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 TUM 18-7380                 33  19  2  208  FROM THE FACE (1265)       TALCAMA
 BRICK 20-389                41  40  0  188  THE BLUES (1286)           SEAM
 BAD ACID 21-5700            19   6  0   78  COSMIC FREAK OUT (1315)    SUNSET
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         17  11  1   75  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           73  54  0  182  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108              90  88  2  176  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 PINK BEAR 36-5883           30  13  1   91  LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         26  42  0   57  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981    23  31  1  119  SAUSAGE DOGS (1016)        RODEKI
 IPECAC 45-3625              30  19  0  173  EMETICS (1242)             STORMCROWE
 MOD COD 55-2638             58  83  2  211  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      55  58  2  185  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       54  72  0  153  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 RYRELEE 59-478              22  14  0  101  HARE CONTROL (1290)        ILLIS
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            76  37  2  323  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 ELENA 63-2356               21   7  0  170  SITTIN' ON ACES (1302)     AMEN-TEI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       45  83  0   59  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         36  15  0  204  BIG APPLE MENACE (836)     DAL SHANG
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     26  28  0  180  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 2 PHAT 72-5064              25   7  1  156  VERMIN (771)               DRAGONHEAD
 PRIZMATYK WAHL 73-4252      22  13  2   88  MAGIC MAYHEM (1298)        ERINIKA
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           70  39  0  177  VERMIN!! (1124)            DWES EG
 HEART 97-1096                9  18  4   60  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273)  SHADOW GROVE
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   26  18  4  207  COLLEGE RADIO (1223)       SYVYN'S HILL
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  11   8  4   67  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE