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Date : 03/09/2005 Duedate: 03/22/2005
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-397
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-GET OUTTA MY 18/1319 153 81 1 65.4 SITTIN' ON ACES 63/1302
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 PUERCO'S PINATA 53/700
2-TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 266 171 3 60.9 9 TWISTED SESA 99/1307 107 101 1 51.4
MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147 10-ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 710 679 10 51.1
3 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327 39 31 0 55.7 11 THE WARLORDS 28/1335 33 32 1 50.8
FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574 12 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 81 79 1 50.6
MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 363 290 7 55.6 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227
5 QUBIT 10/1136 912 755 10 54.7 CLEVER LINGO 46/1212
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 13 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 401 544 9 42.4
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
KNOT WHOLE 2/1333 14 AVENGERS 31/1321 7 10 0 41.2
SIR AGLIO 10/788 LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320
SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 15 THE SABBATS 82/1330 51 73 0 41.1
VERMIN 72/771 UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/1324
VERMIN! 82/1267 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
6 THE CONFUSED 3/1313 262 223 3 54.0 HARE CONTROL 59/1290
LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/1304 16 DARKMOON 12/1197 24 35 0 40.7
RESURRECTION 2/1065 THE WILD HUNT 69/844
7 HYBRIDS V 82/1340 285 250 1 53.3 17 REDHORSE 56/1325 141 209 1 40.3
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339 18 MY PETS 9/554 489 748 13 39.5
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 RHYME TYME 55/449
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1271 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273 19 BRETHREN OF 25/1334 22 35 1 38.6
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/1314
8 THE GREENHOU 30/1219 105 98 0 51.7 20 REFORMERS 64/1095 460 775 4 37.2
GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516 BAD APPLES 56/1091
ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
You know, Novgorodny Vir is an ass. Maybe not as big an ass as Zontani, but
still, big enough. I was going to give you chapter and verse on this, but I got
distracted by other stuff, and now I'm out of time, so you'll just have to take the
bare statement and believe it.
Joka Masher! was avoided by Darkmoon, which actually has no resemblence to a
pup, wherever he might put his tail. Usually in my face, but that's irrelevant. Not
that irrelevance would stop me, if I could think of something to say about it.
Tickles got the most challenges. Why?
Nobody died.
There were thirty-four fights, eight of them challenge matches, but no tv
challenges. There are days like this. Often.
No standbys fought! Amazing.
The longest fight was six minutes. Piffling.
And here are the high points:
The longest fight: BUCK (1-2291) (41-87-0,164) of MOSSRUNNERS fought RUTHLESS
(15-4591) (22-12-0,107) of TRIPLE CROWN. BUCK was viciously subdued by RUTHLESS in a
popular 6 minute gruesome conflict. I would have expected a fine figure of a horse
like Ruthless to be able to trample Buck faster, but what do I know, eh? I'm no
horse!
The challenges:
BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (17-10-1,69) of DARKMOON challenged KOOKABURRA (33-4151)
(56-78-2,90) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Up 21. BRIARTHORN was vanquished by KOOKABURRA
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Some people shouldn't eat cookies. At least,
they shouldn't try to eat the whole box at once.
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD (53-5637) (22-26-0,46) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged SKI MASK
(58-5869) (40-73-0,51) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Up 5. TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD was overcome
by SKI MASK in a 1 minute Challenge melee. I shudder to think what this lunatic Duck
will do with his victory. And his opponent.
VALLISNERIA (30-3226) (19-15-1,72) of THE GREENHOUSE challenged FRED (65-5333)
(24-10-0,80) of MYSTERY MACHINE. Up 8. VALLISNERIA devastated FRED in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. Now Fred has green stuff all over,
looks like some kind of algae. Peculiar stuff, doesn't seem to brush off. I think
he's in trouble.
CIARAN (1-7176) (19-12-1,73) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged CARRIE NATION (64-
4054) (49-85-0,75) of REFORMERS. Up 2. CIARAN was bested by CARRIE NATION in an
action packed 2 minute gory Challenge brawl. And no doubt our local obsessive will
have comments to make on this. But at least she's not a brick wall.
FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (18-10-5,106) of CLEVER LINGO challenged QUEEN AMAZONIA
(12-4796) (31-38-1,130) of DARKMOON. Up 27. FIENDISH GLEE overpowered QUEEN
AMAZONIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. It was the insane laughter that
really got to me.
NUTMEG (7-5167) (29-20-1,171) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged TICKLES (9-3486)
(53-73-1,179) of MY PETS. Up 8. NUTMEG was vanquished by TICKLES in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl. It would appear that Tickles-the-Most-Challenged is not
a pushover.
ELENA (63-2356) (25-9-0,213) of SITTIN' ON ACES challenged MOD COD (55-2638)
(63-84-3,233) of RHYME TYME. Up 20. ELENA bested MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 2
minute gruesome Challenge fight. And we're always glad to see a fossil cracked.
Good work, Elena.
For the title, not using a broom:
NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (31-29-0,215) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY challenged DITCH
RAT (82-15360) (31-33-5,255) of VERMIN!. Up 40. NED THE JANITOR narrowly defeated
DITCH RAT in a 4 minute Challenge Title melee. Amazing and heartening, because
really, who wants a rat for a Captain of the Guard?
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 32 29 0 223 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ELENA 63-2356 26 9 0 219 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 26 16 0 210 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
-TALON 18-7782 32 11 1 205 GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319) TALCAMA
2 PHAT 72-5064 29 10 1 205 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
MOD COD 55-2638 63 85 3 202 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DITCH RAT 82-15360 31 34 5 199 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
QUIETUS 10-5165 29 11 1 195 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 57 76 0 193 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
TICKLES 9-3486 54 73 1 192 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
-LONE WOLF 31-162 31 31 1 191 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 29 14 0 186 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 8 22 0 184 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BECKY 17-5782 22 8 3 181 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 57 63 2 180 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
TOOFLESS 2-5103 43 8 0 179 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314) NIANIA
-MASHER 60-4553 54 49 3 176 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 31 23 0 176 FRAG 'EM ALL! (574) TARRGIR
SPAZZ 33-6207 51 47 0 175 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SIR OCCO 10-5079 29 19 0 173 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
QUONSET 10-4990 38 26 0 172 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
KAIDEN 35-3108 94 91 2 167 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 31 20 3 166 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
NUTMEG 7-5167 29 21 1 163 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
FEAR 82-10416 25 41 1 159 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271) DWES EG
-MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 27 20 0 157 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
RYRELEE 59-478 25 14 0 153 HARE CONTROL (1290) ILLIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EXILE 7-4618 30 28 1 149 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
RUTHLESS 15-4591 23 12 0 144 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
MORADOR 2-5089 37 16 1 143 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 16 10 4 142 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
-BROCMAIL 69-9348 27 22 2 141 THE WILD HUNT (844) CIMMERIAC
FEALOST 1-3916 44 56 1 138 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
AEDON 7-4295 41 30 1 138 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
BUCK 1-2291 41 88 0 133 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
RIFT 12-3922 26 16 1 130 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 19 10 5 128 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
PINK BEAR 36-5883 35 15 1 125 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 26 30 3 122 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
LEFTISTS BLOW 3-6356 23 6 2 120 THE CONFUSED (1313) OSKSI
KONGOL 7-4524 36 31 2 116 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 31 39 1 110 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 57 78 2 100 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HEART 97-1096 15 19 4 99 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
BLACK EYE 60-6163 27 18 0 97 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 31 17 1 95 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
-KI 31-165 28 32 1 94 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 20 15 1 94 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270 18 15 1 87 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 50 85 0 86 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 14 10 4 86 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE
-PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909 11 12 5 86 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437 44 36 0 85 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
-ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 22 22 1 83 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
-JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 22 27 0 79 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
SMELLY TOES 82-17409 13 8 0 79 HYBRIDS V (1340) DWES EG
PROWESS 2-5155 18 20 0 75 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 21 18 1 71 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
CIARAN 1-7176 19 13 1 70 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 25 15 0 68 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
FRED 65-5333 24 11 0 67 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 22 38 1 66 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 17 11 1 64 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
-ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675 15 9 0 64 MANIACAL TUFTS (1147) ARUAK CITY
-SCARBOROUGH 14-3941 17 11 0 62 FRAG 'EM ALL! (1332) TOBIR
EM 15-3737 21 32 0 60 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
-SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 20 19 1 60 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
ING 41-3532 14 12 1 60 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1324) KATI-TEI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ACE BAILEY 47-4948 14 16 0 60 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 23 22 0 58 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
ALARIC 28-3787 17 8 0 57 THE WARLORDS II (1335) MORYA
SKI MASK 58-5869 41 73 0 56 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
HARV 82-20046 11 5 1 56 4-LETTER NAMES (1341) DWES EG
GATEWAY 82-15631 11 3 0 55 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 18 4 0 53 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
-AEGLOS 1-7468 16 2 2 52 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 27 48 0 51 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GAZELLE 56-3701 19 13 0 51 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BAYLEFYRE 25-4373 12 3 0 43 BRETHREN OF SIN (1334) LYRATILAN
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 22 27 0 42 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
-SPECTRUM 40-1666 17 15 4 41 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
MOOSE 56-3459 15 18 0 32 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
AGLIBOL 12-5848 14 6 0 32 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
MABON 82-10314 0 3 0 16 THE SABBATS (1330) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Tank-boy -- Welcome back to the Guard. The mushroom farm is fine; in fact, it is
right down the road a bit from where you probably sat and wrote your ads in Aruak. I
KNOW you manage from there--I see you at the Bulldog every other Friday night! --
Generalissimo Puerco
P.S. Your boss knows where the farm is. Get her to bring you along some time.
Carrie Nation -- To save you some trouble: yes, I do enjoy beer, and sometimes I even
over-indulge a bit. But what business of yours is that? -- Tymaris
P.S. Lighten up, this is Home Guard.
Olaf -- You're daft. I left the broom in Tarrgir. I'm hot property here on this
Isle. They give me all the cloves I can smoke, and new-fangled magic potions too!
And they resurrect me no matter how many times I keel over from lung failure! I had
to wait awhile, but I think I'm finally seeing some point to being alive. -- Ned the
(ex-)Janitor
There's a point to being alive? Coulda fooled me!
Tankesh -- Greetings! Actually, I don't think Chimlevtal NEEDS more teams, but I
would sure LIKE to see more to make it even better. I admit I have a fondness for
Andoria. My first team started in Seam in 1985. I still run 1 Lord Protector from
that original roll-up sheet in Primus. I was active in the earliest days in Andorak.
In the late 80s/early 90s I became a Freeblader. I have heard many good things about
Aruak City and will concede that it is the best 2-week Andorian arena on Ghea. I
used to be pretty active in Homeguard. I've been busy in Crysalis, but may return
here this fall. Good hunting. -- The Icelord, 1st Mage, The Council of Lords
Tymaris Ravenswood -- If you'd clean the ravens out of that wood, you would find your
home much quieter, and you wouldn't have to drink strong spirits in order to get your
sleep at night. This would undoubtedly improve your performance in the arena. --
Carrie Nation
Vallisneria -- (sneezing copiously) You did dad od purpose! -- Ski Mask, Founder and
President, Ducks with Swords
P.S. Foul mammal!
Elena -- Well! They TOLD me you elves were kinky, but I didn't realize you carried
into the arena, too! -- Delice the Red
Spazz -- That has got to be some kind of record for lucky spasmodic hits. Ouch. --
Hallie O'Dene
Tankesh -- Fine. It'll be a relief not to be talking to our echo. -- Hallie O'Dene
P.S. I think Ho-Chan is still the manager of record for us.
Hummingbird -- Of course I'm a Duck! How else could I be the president and founder
of Ducks with Swords? -- Ski Mask
Ruthless -- Ruthless, I'll show you ruthless! Nobody hits back like a hockey player!
-- Zlatina
Hummingbird -- So embarassing to be poked to death by a small zippy avian. -- Dr.
Longshore
Alaric -- I fight weird, don't I? -- Anijia
Broken Toe -- It's hard to break your toe if you've knocked me down! -- Segallion
Nutcracker -- I suppose I can take your name for the 'crack' job I did on you? --
Avalyne, trying to be humorous
Are you people talking yet? -- Tankesh
Only a few. Resurrections take time.
1 March 2005
The Contract
[as retold by Hammer the WordSmith]
What had begun as a contract for swords and armor between a well known name in
the DM community and the former VC Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe was destined to impact and altar the landscape of the dueling
community for years to come.
The following is but a condensed retelling of history in the making.
Hammer continued sipping his tankard of Elven Tonic as the mysterious hooded
figure quietly seated himself across the table from the Veteran Manager whose back
was against the wall; allowing for a subtle, but effective surveillance of the dimly
lit tavern.
Recent events in both Illis and North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena had stunned the DM
managerial world with the announcement that Hammer had resigned from his position as
a well respected member of the Vendetta Cartel Alliance.
Those managers and associates closest to Hammer were shocked and dismayed that
there seemed to be NO Rational Explanation for Hammer making such a seemingly
irrational, hasty and extremely illogical decision; by what seemed to be a spur of
the moment reaction following the Declaration of War by Hammer in the DM 47 P-ads.
This is what stirred the mysterious hooded figure to seek Hammer with a request
that would change the managerial course of both men; ultimately Rocking the
Managerial World of Alastari as a result of the forthcoming decisions reached by the
two Veterans.
Time passed swiftly as both Veteran Managers discussed how the landscape of the
DM game on the sands of Alastari had changed over the years both in Basic and Tourney
play; producing a new breed of managers who would of necessity band together in an
alliance with a common goal; waging war against antagonists while improving the
managerial skills of each participating member in their glorious quest for DM
excellence.
Hammer listened intently as his unexpected guest inquired about the situation in
North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena; revealing his desire to participate in the upcoming
Turf War 4 contest in DM 47 with an alliance that would accept him on a more
permanent basis other than for just fighting together as a TW4 alliance to win fame
and Gift Certs.
Here was a Veteran Manager, seeking the advice of Hammer regarding an alliance
to join on a permanent basis; plus extending a sword arm of friendship and requesting
that Hammer join him as an alliance mate with those who would welcome their
membership.
The Iron in the Words of Hammer had produced this opportunity as a result of the
recent conflicts witnessed first hand by the manager seated across the table from
Hammer. This Veteran Manager had been secretly searching and scouting around
Alastari for someone worth his mettle to fight alongside; someone who would know
where to find the perfect gang of rebels who were unafraid of waging war against
anyone.
Hammer knew exactly where to look and in a matter of days the two newcomers were
welcomed into the ranks of a group of managers who received them as war waging equals
in an alliance that had joined a Confederation of Alliances for the TW4 contest.
Fighting under the banner of The Illuminati Confederation of Alliances alongside
members of Chaos Inc, kLk and The Company of Brothers during the TW4 was more than
either of the two Veteran Managers had envisioned a few months ago.
Hammer was now entering a new journey with a new attitude.
Perhaps you readers may have noticed that new attitude by now since this
announcement by Hammer is uncharacteristically Exclamation Point Free.
Except for the famous quote by Hammer at the end of this announcement.
Now that Hammer and the Mysterious Hooded Figure have agreed to join forces with
an alliance whose members have welcomed them enthusiastically; let those who desire
to be antagonistic be forewarned as to the identities of these newly welcomed wagers
of war:
Tripwire
kLk Bringer of Pain
Hammer
kLk WordSmith and WeaponSmith
Minister of War
Illuminati Idealist
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ELENA bested MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
NED THE JANITOR narrowly defeated DITCH RAT in a 4 minute Challenge Title melee.
NUTMEG was vanquished by TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FIENDISH GLEE overpowered QUEEN AMAZONIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CIARAN was bested by CARRIE NATION in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
VALLISNERIA devastated FRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD was overcome by SKI MASK in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
BRIARTHORN was vanquished by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
QUIETUS overpowered DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute uneven match.
BECKY was overpowered by 2 PHAT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ARAC IRONFIST savagely defeated TOOFLESS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
RAISON D'ETRE was demolished by HALLIE O'DENE in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
BUCK was viciously subdued by RUTHLESS in a popular 6 minute gruesome conflict.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT was overpowered by KAIDEN in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
MORADOR was devastated by SIR OCCO in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CREDIT LINE overpowered EXILE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
CADDY JACKKNIFE beat QUONSET in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
BATTLESTONE devastated FEALOST in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
SPAZZ demolished LEFTISTS BLOW in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
RYRELEE viciously subdued AEDON in a popular 1 minute brutal contest.
KONGOL defeated BLACK EYE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was beaten by PINK BEAR in a action packed 2 minute fight.
RIFT was overpowered by FEAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HEART vanquished MABON in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HUMMINGBIRD was handily defeated by SMELLY TOES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BAYLEFYRE was beaten by HARV in a 2 minute competition.
EVIL ELMO won victory over GAZELLE in a 1 minute bout.
GATEWAY overpowered AGLIBOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAN O' WAR handily defeated ING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
EM was defeated by PROWESS in a 2 minute fight.
ALARIC overpowered MOOSE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PUTZ'N ALONG demolished BROKEN TOE in a 2 minute uneven contest.
CROOKED HOOF overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NUTCRACKER subdued PISTON HURRICANE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 LUNGING ATTACK 96 - 72 - 4 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 49 - 43 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 47 - 46 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 32 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 BASHING ATTACK 34 - 40 - 2 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 30 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 47 - 0 34 |
Turn 397 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 11 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 6 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 7 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 32 29 0 223 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123)
LUNGING ATTACK ELENA 63-2356 26 9 0 219 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302)
SLASHING ATTACK ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 26 16 0 210 RAZOR GRACE (1327)
BASHING ATTACK DITCH RAT 82-15360 31 34 5 199 VERMIN! (1267)
WALL OF STEEL CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 29 14 0 186 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
STRIKING ATTACK BECKY 17-5782 22 8 3 181 BLADES OF STEEL (1068)
TOTAL PARRY TOOFLESS 2-5103 43 8 0 179 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944. The ten other most popular fighters were DITCH RAT
82-15360, RUTHLESS 15-4591, NED THE JANITOR 66-2973, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, CADDY
JACKKNIFE 11-4288, MOD COD 55-2638, CARRIE NATION 64-4054, QUONSET 10-4990,
VALLISNERIA 30-3226, and SKI MASK 58-5869.
The least popular fighter this week was GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The other ten least
popular fighters were ING 41-3532, AGLIBOL 12-5848, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, MABON
82-10314, BECKY 17-5782, NUTMEG 7-5167, MOOSE 56-3459, GAZELLE 56-3701, HEART
97-1096, and RIFT 12-3922.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 3 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 2 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 4 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 4 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 6 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEALOST 1-3916 44 56 1 138 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
TOOFLESS 2-5103 43 8 0 179 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314) NIANIA
LEFTISTS BLOW 3-6356 23 6 2 120 THE CONFUSED (1313) OSKSI
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 31 20 3 166 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 54 73 1 192 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
QUIETUS 10-5165 29 11 1 195 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 29 14 0 186 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
RIFT 12-3922 26 16 1 130 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
RUTHLESS 15-4591 23 12 0 144 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
BECKY 17-5782 22 8 3 181 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
BAYLEFYRE 25-4373 12 3 0 43 BRETHREN OF SIN (1334) LYRATILAN
ALARIC 28-3787 17 8 0 57 THE WARLORDS II (1335) MORYA
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 20 15 1 94 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
SPAZZ 33-6207 51 47 0 175 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 94 91 2 167 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
PINK BEAR 36-5883 35 15 1 125 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 21 18 1 71 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 18 4 0 53 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
ING 41-3532 14 12 1 60 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1324) KATI-TEI
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 19 10 5 128 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 22 27 0 42 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
MOD COD 55-2638 63 85 3 202 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 57 63 2 180 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 57 76 0 193 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
RYRELEE 59-478 25 14 0 153 HARE CONTROL (1290) ILLIS
BLACK EYE 60-6163 27 18 0 97 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
ELENA 63-2356 26 9 0 219 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 50 85 0 86 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
FRED 65-5333 24 11 0 67 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 32 29 0 223 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 26 16 0 210 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
2 PHAT 72-5064 29 10 1 205 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
DITCH RAT 82-15360 31 34 5 199 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
HEART 97-1096 15 19 4 99 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 16 10 4 142 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE