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Date : 03/23/2005 Duedate: 04/05/2005
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-398
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-GET OUTTA MY 18/1319 153 81 1 65.4 THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1343
2 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 268 174 3 60.6 9 TWISTED SESA 99/1307 107 102 1 51.2
MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147 10 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 710 680 10 51.1
3 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327 42 31 0 57.5 11-THE WARLORDS 28/1335 33 32 1 50.8
FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574 12 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 83 82 1 50.3
MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 365 292 7 55.6 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227
5 QUBIT 10/1136 920 760 10 54.8 CLEVER LINGO 46/1212
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 13 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 402 545 9 42.4
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
KNOT WHOLE 2/1333 14 THE SABBATS 82/1330 53 75 0 41.4
SIR AGLIO 10/788 UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/1324
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791 HARE CONTROL 59/1290
VERMIN! 82/1267 15 BRETHREN OF 25/1334 24 35 1 40.7
VERMIN 72/771 GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/1314
6 THE CONFUSED 3/1313 264 224 3 54.1 16 DARKMOON 12/1197 25 37 0 40.3
LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/1304 THE WILD HUNT 69/844
RESURRECTION 2/1065 17 REDHORSE 56/1325 143 215 1 39.9
7 HYBRIDS V 82/1340 290 252 1 53.5 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339 18 MY PETS 9/554 490 750 13 39.5
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341 RHYME TYME 55/449
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273 19 REFORMERS 64/1095 462 777 4 37.3
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1271 BAD APPLES 56/1091
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
8 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700 109 100 0 52.2 20 AVENGERS 31/1321 8 15 0 34.8
GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516 LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320
ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
SITTIN' ON ACES 63/1302 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Alas, Home-Guardians...
Those kind souls at the GC have given me the go-ahead to spend six more months here,
tormenting you. So, young Elena gets ushered off to Andorak, but I get to stay--and
stay I will, if I can keep winning! It seems likely that I will too, unless someone
out there has a gimmick up theirsleeve. I'm on my last leg of preparation for ADM,
and all the trains are big ones right now.
It's good from the top,
Ned the (ex-)Janitor
P.S. Olaf, would anyone miss you if you happened to catch fire and turn into a pile
of ash? Just wondering, in case things around here get dull.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It was he, Novgorodny Vir, and I looked on his work and despaired. What a mess!
The moon is somewhere around full, and you know what that means. Idiocy is rampant.
Well, at least reckless foolhardiness. Fights, too.
And here is some information about the local reckless violence. Tuft Tuggers
avoided Joka Masher! I wasn't surprised, particularly; note that the exclamation
point isn't mine.
Kookaburra got the most challenges. Why knows why? Sometimes this stuff is
just incomprehensible (like some spy reports), and should be blamed on the full moon.
Nobody died, despite the fact that we had forty-one fights. Thirteen
challenges.
The longest fight was twenty-two minutes. That's respectable. That's time
enough to eat three-course lunch, if you're really hungry.
So, racing quickly through the fights, because somebody is breathing down my
neck telling me to hurry--
ACE BAILEY (47-4948) (14-16-0,60) of ROYAL FLUSH fought PROWESS (2-5155) (18-20-
0,75) of KNOT WHOLE. ACE BAILEY was subdued by PROWESS in an action packed 5 minute
conflict. This is the renowned female Prow of Niania.
BAYLEFYRE (25-4373) (12-3-0,43) of BRETHREN OF SIN fought ANIJIA ALARA (11-4675)
(15-9-0,64) of MANIACAL TUFTS. BAYLEFYRE vanquished ANIJIA ALARA in a 1 minute
mismatched duel. Maniacs are at an advantage when the moon is full.
MABON (82-10314) (0-3-0,16) of THE SABBATS fought CIARAN (1-7176) (19-13-1,70)
of MANNEQUIN'S BEST. MABON was vanquished by CIARAN in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided match. Well, Mannequin DID say Ciaran was one of his best. And where, by the
way, did Mabon come from? A dead rookies tourney? He may wish he'd stayed dead.
SPECTRUM (40-1666) (17-15-4,41) of AS FAR AS SIAM fought EVE DREWSHADOW (53-
6246) (20-14-0,79) of PUERCO'S PINATA. SPECTRUM overcame EVE DREWSHADOW in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute match. Why was the crowd pleased? Who can know the heart of the
crowd, eh?
NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (21-18-1,71) of ALL FINESSE fought CROOKED HOOF (56-3493)
(25-15-0,68) of REDHORSE. NUTCRACKER was overpowered by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. Sometimes finesse is not enough.
GATEWAY (82-15631) (11-3-0,55) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought PISTON HURRICANE
(40-2287) (18-4-0,53) of AS FAR AS SIAM. GATEWAY demolished PISTON HURRICANE in a 1
minute one-sided duel. You see what those clones can do!
SMELLY TOES (82-17409) (13-8-0,79) of HYBRIDS V fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475)
(23-22-0,58) of REDHORSE. SMELLY TOES demolished HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute
mismatched match. I could smell 'em clear up in the stands. Yuck.
HARV (82-20046) (11-5-1,56) of 4-LETTER NAMES fought BLIND ILLUSION (22-6379)
(15-10-1,73) of MEDIEVAL CHAOS. HARV overpowered BLIND ILLUSION in a 1 minute one-
sided fray. Next time, bring a Seeing Eye Illusion with you, Blind.
EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (14-10-4,86) of TWISTED SESAME fought QUIFF (10-4779) (16-8-
0,56) of QUBIT. EVIL ELMO was devastated by QUIFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-
sided battle. Naturally. Because he's Evil.
BLACK EYE (60-6163) (27-18-0,97) of JOKA MASHER! fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-
0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. BLACK EYE devastated B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-
sided duel. Anybody surprised?
FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (19-10-5,128) of CLEVER LINGO fought MAN O' WAR (15-
4517) (31-17-1,95) of TRIPLE CROWN. FIENDISH GLEE was overpowered by MAN O' WAR in a
1 minute one-sided fray. Sometimes fiendish glee is not enough.
RUTHLESS (15-4591) (23-12-0,144) of TRIPLE CROWN fought HEART (97-1096) (15-19-
4,99) of ORGANS ON THE SAND. RUTHLESS was overpowered by HEART in a 1 minute one-
sided bout. There's some kind of message in this.
RIFT (12-3922) (26-16-1,130) of SPIRITUAL GIFT fought IRON-PLATED IRV (101-10)
(0-0-0,150) of the College of Mimes. RIFT was narrowly defeated by IRON-PLATED IRV
in an exciting 5 minute gory match. Does this mean the rift is mended?
EXILE (7-4618) (30-28-1,149) of BLADES OF ICE fought VALLISNERIA (30-3226) (20-
15-1,94) of THE GREENHOUSE. EXILE overpowered VALLISNERIA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
Green stuff can't take the ice.
BUCK (1-2291) (41-88-0,133) of MOSSRUNNERS fought AEDON (7-4295) (41-30-1,138)
of BLADES OF ICE. BUCK was outwaited by AEDON in a popular 10 minute bout. And why
was this one popular? Because there was a beer vendor making the rounds of the
eastern stands at this point, and a lot of people could get their brews without
fearing to miss any action.
MORADOR (2-5089) (37-16-1,143) of RESURRECTION fought KI (31-165) (28-32-1,94)
of AVENGERS. MORADOR handily defeated KI in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Right hand
or left?
SIR OCCO (10-5079) (29-19-0,173) of SIR AGLIO fought R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-
1155) (16-10-4,142) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. SIR OCCO vanquished R IS FOR REPUGNANT in
an action packed 1 minute gory uneven bout. We will have no repugnance here!
QUONSET (10-4990) (38-26-0,172) of QUBIT fought FEALOST (1-3916) (44-56-1,138)
of MOSSRUNNERS. QUONSET vanquished FEALOST in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
Now Fea's really Lost.
TOOFLESS (2-5103) (43-8-0,179) of GLORY BOUND TROLLS fought PINK BEAR (36-5883)
(35-15-1,125) of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE.... TOOFLESS savagely defeated PINK BEAR in a
tiresome 22 minute gory duel. Our longest fight. The barbeque sandwiches were
delicious.
MR. POTATO HEAD (20-442) (27-20-0,157) of LORDS OF CHAOS fought LEFTISTS BLOW
(3-6356) (23-6-2,120) of THE CONFUSED. MR. POTATO HEAD was handily defeated by
LEFTISTS BLOW in a 2 minute one-sided contest. Mashed, in fact.
BATTLESTONE (66-2980) (31-23-0,176) of FRAG 'EM ALL! fought MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-
3700) (26-30-3,122) of REDHORSE. BATTLESTONE demolished MOUNTAIN GOAT in an action
packed 1 minute uneven bout. Good show. This is not, after all, Rocanis.
KAIDEN (35-3108) (94-91-2,167) of VIOLENT FEMS fought NUTMEG (7-5167) (29-21-
1,163) of SUGAR AND SPICE. KAIDEN devastated NUTMEG in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided bout. What can I say, she's violent.
MOD COD (55-2638) (63-85-3,202) of RHYME TYME fought DITCH RAT (82-15360) (31-
34-5,199) of VERMIN! MOD COD was overpowered by DITCH RAT in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched fight. Will nobody finish off that fish?
BECKY (17-5782) (22-8-3,181) of BLADES OF STEEL fought CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (8-
22-0,184) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY. BECKY was overpowered by CREDIT LINE in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided match. Shopped till she dropped.
TICKLES (9-3486) (54-73-1,192) of MY PETS fought DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (57-
63-2,180) of BAD APPLES. TICKLES was devastated by DELICE THE RED in a popular 1
minute mismatched brawl. There's tickling, and then there's, ahem, really getting
personal.
QUIETUS (10-5165) (29-11-1,195) of QUBIT fought ARAC IRONFIST (67-1944) (26-16-
0,210) of RAZOR GRACE. QUIETUS was vanquished by ARAC IRONFIST in a 1 minute one-
sided fray. But not to the point of getting his quietus.
ELENA (63-2356) (26-9-0,219) of SITTIN' ON ACES fought 2 PHAT (72-5064) (29-10-
1,205) of VERMIN. ELENA handily defeated 2 PHAT in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven
fight. Aces beat jacks any day.
And the challenge matches:
JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (22-27-0,79) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged SKI MASK (58-
5869) (41-73-0,56) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Down 23. Do I see "last cycle's
challenges" at work here? JOHN LONGSHORE was handily defeated by SKI MASK in a 1
minute Challenge contest. Dropped by a Duck!
AVALYNE WHYTE (11-3270) (18-15-1,87) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (57-78-2,100) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Up 13. AVALYNE WHYTE was overpowered by
KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. Some people shouldn't eat
cookies.
BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (17-11-1,64) of DARKMOON challenged FRED (65-5333) (24-11-
0,67) of MYSTERY MACHINE. Up 3. BRIARTHORN was overcome by FRED in a 3 minute
Challenge bout. It was probably the machete that did it.
AGLIBOL (12-5848) (14-6-0,32) of DARKMOON challenged MOOSE (56-3459) (15-18-
0,32) of REDHORSE. Straight across. AGLIBOL was overpowered by MOOSE in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge fight. It's a mean moose.
EM (15-3737) (21-32-0,60) of LORDS OF DARKNESS challenged PUTZ'N ALONG (60-5437)
(44-36-0,85) of JOKA MASHER! Up 25. EM was overpowered by PUTZ'N ALONG in a 1
minute uneven Challenge duel. I thought of a joke about this, but I can't figure out
the right words, and they're breathing down my neck again. After eating onions.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (20-19-1,60) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged GAR &
BRILL (38-4252) (27-48-0,51) of JUST BECAUSE. Down 9. SEGALLION SUNDANCER
vanquished GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. Good, because that Gar
has the filthiest kitchen I've seen in days.
ING (41-3532) (14-12-1,60) of UNEARTHLY PIMPS challenged CARRIE NATION (64-4054)
(50-85-0,86) of REFORMERS. Up 26. ING devastated CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge competition. And if Carrie claims there was liquor in her water
bottle, refer her to me.
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD (53-5637) (22-27-0,42) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged GAZELLE
(56-3701) (19-13-0,51) of REDHORSE. Up 9. TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD overpowered GAZELLE in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle. Everyone TOLD Gazelle to stay home in
Rocanis, but some people never listen.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (22-22-1,83) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged BROKEN TOE
(56-3683) (22-38-1,66) of REDHORSE. Down 17. ZLATINA ANGUELOVA bested BROKEN TOE in
a 2 minute Challenge duel. And broke his other toe, I hope. Yes, only the two toes.
He's some kind of freak.
QUEEN AMAZONIA (12-4796) (31-39-1,110) of DARKMOON challenged KONGOL (7-4524)
(36-31-2,116) of BLADES OF ICE. Up 6. QUEEN AMAZONIA overpowered KONGOL in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight. Melted the edge off his blade and broke it into
ice cubes.
RYRELEE (59-478) (25-14-0,153) of HARE CONTROL challenged FEAR (82-10416) (25-
41-1,159) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY. Up 6. RYRELEE vanquished FEAR in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl. So, is Fear a Hare? Do you fear a hare? Does a hare
know fear? Can a hear fare?
RAISON D'ETRE (7-5311) (31-20-3,166) of BATHTUB ARMADA challenged SPAZZ (33-
6207) (51-47-0,175) of SNOTZI'S II. Up 9. RAISON D'ETRE handily defeated SPAZZ in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge match. And threw him in the tub.
CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (29-14-0,186) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged HALLIE
O'DENE (58-6018) (57-76-0,193) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Up 7. CADDY JACKKNIFE
devastated HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Well done.
And for the title: NED THE (former) JANITOR (66-2973) (32-29-0,223) of ANDORIAN
UNIVERSITY fought LONE WOLF (31-162) (31-31-1,191) of AVENGERS. NED THE JANITOR
devastated LONE WOLF in a 1 minute mismatched Title bout. It takes more than one
wolf to bring down Ned.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 33 29 0 232 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ELENA 63-2356 27 9 0 240 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 27 16 0 229 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
DITCH RAT 82-15360 32 34 5 211 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TALON 18-7782 32 11 1 205 GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319) TALCAMA
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 30 14 0 201 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 9 22 0 201 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 58 63 2 197 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
2 PHAT 72-5064 29 11 1 195 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
MOD COD 55-2638 63 86 3 189 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
QUIETUS 10-5165 29 12 1 189 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
LONE WOLF 31-162 31 32 1 184 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 57 77 0 183 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 32 20 3 183 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
KAIDEN 35-3108 95 91 2 181 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
TOOFLESS 2-5103 44 8 0 181 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIR OCCO 10-5079 30 19 0 179 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 32 23 0 178 FRAG 'EM ALL! (574) TARRGIR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TICKLES 9-3486 54 74 1 177 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
-MASHER 60-4553 54 49 3 176 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
QUONSET 10-4990 39 26 0 174 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
BECKY 17-5782 22 9 3 172 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
RYRELEE 59-478 26 14 0 167 HARE CONTROL (1290) ILLIS
SPAZZ 33-6207 51 48 0 163 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
LEFTISTS BLOW 3-6356 24 6 2 156 THE CONFUSED (1313) OSKSI
NUTMEG 7-5167 29 22 1 155 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
EXILE 7-4618 31 28 1 151 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEAR 82-10416 25 42 1 149 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271) DWES EG
MORADOR 2-5089 38 16 1 145 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 16 11 4 143 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
AEDON 7-4295 42 30 1 142 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
-BROCMAIL 69-9348 27 22 2 141 THE WILD HUNT (844) CIMMERIAC
FEALOST 1-3916 44 57 1 140 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
PINK BEAR 36-5883 35 16 1 140 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
HEART 97-1096 16 19 4 138 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
BUCK 1-2291 41 89 0 135 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 27 21 0 133 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
RIFT 12-3922 26 17 1 133 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 32 17 1 128 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 26 31 3 128 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 32 39 1 127 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
RUTHLESS 15-4591 23 13 0 111 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 58 78 2 110 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 19 11 5 105 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
KONGOL 7-4524 36 32 2 103 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KI 31-165 28 33 1 100 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
BLACK EYE 60-6163 28 18 0 99 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 20 16 1 99 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437 45 36 0 89 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
-PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909 11 12 5 86 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 23 22 1 85 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
SMELLY TOES 82-17409 14 8 0 85 HYBRIDS V (1340) DWES EG
QUIFF 10-4779 17 8 0 84 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
ING 41-3532 15 12 1 84 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1324) KATI-TEI
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 26 15 0 82 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270 18 16 1 80 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
SKI MASK 58-5869 42 73 0 79 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
-SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 22 11 2 79 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
HARV 82-20046 12 5 1 78 4-LETTER NAMES (1341) DWES EG
PROWESS 2-5155 19 20 0 77 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
FRED 65-5333 25 11 0 75 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
CIARAN 1-7176 20 13 1 72 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
GATEWAY 82-15631 12 3 0 72 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 21 19 1 69 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
SPECTRUM 40-1666 18 15 4 69 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
-MCALLISTER 71-4192 20 8 0 68 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
BAYLEFYRE 25-4373 13 3 0 68 BRETHREN OF SIN (1334) LYRATILAN
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 22 39 1 66 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 17 12 1 65 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 50 86 0 64 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 14 11 4 63 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 21 19 1 62 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
ACE BAILEY 47-4948 14 17 0 62 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 23 27 0 60 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
EM 15-3737 21 33 0 58 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 22 28 0 57 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
-ALARIC 28-3787 17 8 0 57 THE WARLORDS II (1335) MORYA
EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246 20 15 0 56 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 15 11 1 56 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 23 23 0 55 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
MOOSE 56-3459 16 18 0 47 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 18 5 0 46 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675 15 10 0 46 MANIACAL TUFTS (1147) ARUAK CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 27 49 0 44 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
GAZELLE 56-3701 19 14 0 36 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
AGLIBOL 12-5848 14 7 0 22 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
MABON 82-10314 0 4 0 22 THE SABBATS (1330) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Broken Toe -- My name suits me well enough. And whoever told you that I was a total
scum was talking out of the wrong orifice. Did you notice unusually bad breath? --
Briarthorn
Tankesh -- Got puds? -- Bobby Bigfoot, Darkmoon etc.
ALL -- Okay, who robbed the postal worker? Come on, I know one of you did it.
Strats for TWO teams were sent in, and only part of the OTHER arena ran! Sounds like
people here were avoiding my team by stealing their orders. -- Tankesh
Puerco -- I like your mushroom soup. And the salmon with mushrooms baked in ponzu.
Oh, and mushrooms grilled with soy and sugar then put on meat... OH and SUKIYAKI!
YES! -- Tankesh
The Icelord -- Ah, finally somebody who does not over react to my pugilistic
verbatim. Somebody worth speaking with. I see you are one of the few to keep an
interest in story-telling by using the team spotlights, or getting the Scribe to pen
some too. My boss and myself enjoy the same thing, hence all the ads, and an
occasional spot now and then. If you run 2-week turn around teams, we'd love to have
you return to Andoria and contribute your verbatim to our sometimes neglected
newsletter in Aruak City. But perhaps I will get a first encounter here in the
Guard... Good luck, see you on the sands. -- Tankesh
Hallie O'Dene -- You should be a bit more upbeat instead of huffy. As you said, you
don't have to talk to your echo anymore. -- Tankesh
Olaf -- You know, I'm not a mental case. I just happen to enjoy my work. -- Fiendish
Glee
Everyone should enjoy their work. If possible.
Avalyne -- No problem. I haven't had a lot to laugh about since I got here. I lost
my first eleven fights here, and am a sporting a sorry 3-15 record in the Guard. You
could say my speedy rise to immortality has come with a price. -- Nutcracker
Ciaran -- One thing I've learned from bitter experience is that it's impossible to
talk you Delarquans out of your liquor. But no good will come of it. -- Carrie
Nation, having a quiet day
Tymaris Ravenswood -- Take that, you mammal! -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of
Ducks with Swords
P.S. You probably got your name from fowly KILLING all the ravens in a wood!
Quietus -- This is what you meant by "a little quiet time together"? I'm not sure I
like it. -- Delice the Red
Raison d'Etre -- You will note that I refrained from making the obvious, but
timeworn, "bathtub comment." I'll admit that was half luck, because the golems put
it in whenever the fit strikes them, but some of it, I am sure, is due to my sturdy
desire to avoid such annoying little quips. -- Hallie O'Dene
Tymaris Ravenswood -- Lighten up? Lighten UP? Are you NUTS? I'm a REFORMER,
dammit. It says so right in my team name. -- Carrie Nation
1 March 2005
The Contract
[as retold by Hammer the WordSmith]
What had begun as a contract for swords and armor between a well known name in
the DM community and the former VC Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe was destined to impact and altar the landscape of the dueling
community for years to come.
The following is but a condensed retelling of history in the making.
Hammer continued sipping his tankard of Elven Tonic as the mysterious hooded
figure quietly seated himself across the table from the Veteran Manager whose back
was against the wall; allowing for a subtle, but effective surveillance of the dimly
lit tavern.
Recent events in both Illis and North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena had stunned the DM
managerial world with the announcement that Hammer had resigned from his position as
a well respected member of the Vendetta Cartel Alliance.
Those managers and associates closest to Hammer were shocked and dismayed that
there seemed to be NO Rational Explanation for Hammer making such a seemingly
irrational, hasty and extremely illogical decision; by what seemed to be a spur of
the moment reaction following the Declaration of War by Hammer in the DM 47 P-ads.
This is what stirred the mysterious hooded figure to seek Hammer with a request
that would change the managerial course of both men; ultimately Rocking the
Managerial World of Alastari as a result of the forthcoming decisions reached by the
two Veterans.
Time passed swiftly as both Veteran Managers discussed how the landscape of the
DM game on the sands of Alastari had changed over the years both in Basic and Tourney
play; producing a new breed of managers who would of necessity band together in an
alliance with a common goal; waging war against antagonists while improving the
managerial skills of each participating member in their glorious quest for DM
excellence.
Hammer listened intently as his unexpected guest inquired about the situation in
North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena; revealing his desire to participate in the upcoming
Turf War 4 contest in DM 47 with an alliance that would accept him on a more
permanent basis other than for just fighting together as a TW4 alliance to win fame
and Gift Certs.
Here was a Veteran Manager, seeking the advice of Hammer regarding an alliance
to join on a permanent basis; plus extending a sword arm of friendship and requesting
that Hammer join him as an alliance mate with those who would welcome their
membership.
The Iron in the Words of Hammer had produced this opportunity as a result of the
recent conflicts witnessed first hand by the manager seated across the table from
Hammer. This Veteran Manager had been secretly searching and scouting around
Alastari for someone worth his mettle to fight alongside; someone who would know
where to find the perfect gang of rebels who were unafraid of waging war against
anyone.
Hammer knew exactly where to look and in a matter of days the two newcomers were
welcomed into the ranks of a group of managers who received them as war waging equals
in an alliance that had joined a Confederation of Alliances for the TW4 contest.
Fighting under the banner of The Illuminati Confederation of Alliances alongside
members of Chaos Inc, kLk and The Company of Brothers during the TW4 was more than
either of the two Veteran Managers had envisioned a few months ago.
Hammer was now entering a new journey with a new attitude.
Perhaps you readers may have noticed that new attitude by now since this
announcement by Hammer is uncharacteristically Exclamation Point Free.
Except for the famous quote by Hammer at the end of this announcement.
Now that Hammer and the Mysterious Hooded Figure have agreed to join forces with
an alliance whose members have welcomed them enthusiastically; let those who desire
to be antagonistic be forewarned as to the identities of these newly welcomed wagers
of war:
Tripwire
kLk Bringer of Pain
Hammer
kLk WordSmith and WeaponSmith
Minister of War
Illuminati Idealist
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CADDY JACKKNIFE devastated HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RAISON D'ETRE handily defeated SPAZZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
RYRELEE vanquished FEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
QUEEN AMAZONIA overpowered KONGOL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA bested BROKEN TOE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD overpowered GAZELLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
ING devastated CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER vanquished GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
EM was overpowered by PUTZ'N ALONG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
AGLIBOL was overpowered by MOOSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BRIARTHORN was overcome by FRED in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
AVALYNE WHYTE was overpowered by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JOHN LONGSHORE was handily defeated by SKI MASK in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
NED THE JANITOR devastated LONE WOLF in a 1 minute mismatched Title bout.
ELENA handily defeated 2 PHAT in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
QUIETUS was vanquished by ARAC IRONFIST in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TICKLES was devastated by DELICE THE RED in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BECKY was overpowered by CREDIT LINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
MOD COD was overpowered by DITCH RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
KAIDEN devastated NUTMEG in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLESTONE demolished MOUNTAIN GOAT in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
MR. POTATO HEAD was handily defeated by LEFTISTS BLOW in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
TOOFLESS savagely defeated PINK BEAR in a tiresome 22 minute gory duel.
QUONSET vanquished FEALOST in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIR OCCO vanquished R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven bout.
MORADOR handily defeated KI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BUCK was outwaited by AEDON in a popular 10 minute bout.
EXILE overpowered VALLISNERIA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RIFT was narrowly defeated by IRON-PLATED IRV in a exciting 5 minute gory match.
RUTHLESS was overpowered by HEART in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FIENDISH GLEE was overpowered by MAN O' WAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLACK EYE devastated B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EVIL ELMO was devastated by QUIFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
HARV overpowered BLIND ILLUSION in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SMELLY TOES demolished HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GATEWAY demolished PISTON HURRICANE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NUTCRACKER was overpowered by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SPECTRUM overcame EVE DREWSHADOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
MABON was vanquished by CIARAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BAYLEFYRE vanquished ANIJIA ALARA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ACE BAILEY was subdued by PROWESS in a action packed 5 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 LUNGING ATTACK 94 - 77 - 4 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 51 - 46 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 WALL OF STEEL 45 - 43 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 SLASHING ATTACK 32 - 32 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 29 - 0 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 36 - 38 - 2 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 48 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
Turn 398 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 11 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 6 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 8 - 6 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 33 29 0 232 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123)
LUNGING ATTACK ELENA 63-2356 27 9 0 240 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302)
SLASHING ATTACK ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 27 16 0 229 RAZOR GRACE (1327)
BASHING ATTACK DITCH RAT 82-15360 32 34 5 211 VERMIN! (1267)
WALL OF STEEL CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 30 14 0 201 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
STRIKING ATTACK DELICE THE RED 56-3401 58 63 2 197 BAD APPLES (1091)
TOTAL PARRY TOOFLESS 2-5103 44 8 0 181 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 27 21 0 133 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)
PARRY-LUNGE KI 31-165 28 33 1 100 AVENGERS (1321)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was RIFT 12-3922. The ten other most popular fighters were BUCK 1-2291, LEFTISTS
BLOW 3-6356, ACE BAILEY 47-4948, FRED 65-5333, SKI MASK 58-5869, ELENA 63-2356, CADDY
JACKKNIFE 11-4288, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, BRIARTHORN 12-5671, and DELICE THE RED
56-3401.
The least popular fighter this week was TOOFLESS 2-5103. The other ten least popular
fighters were PINK BEAR 36-5883, ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675, EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246, PISTON
HURRICANE 40-2287, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379, FIENDISH GLEE
46-1553, VALLISNERIA 30-3226, AEDON 7-4295, and KI 31-165.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 2 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 3 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 2 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
BONSUR(7) 3 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 3 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 3 3 0 ZENSU(40) 1 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 2 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 1 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 2 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 4 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEALOST 1-3916 44 57 1 140 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
TOOFLESS 2-5103 44 8 0 181 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314) NIANIA
LEFTISTS BLOW 3-6356 24 6 2 156 THE CONFUSED (1313) OSKSI
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 32 20 3 183 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 54 74 1 177 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
QUIETUS 10-5165 29 12 1 189 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 30 14 0 201 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
RIFT 12-3922 26 17 1 133 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 32 17 1 128 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
BECKY 17-5782 22 9 3 172 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 27 21 0 133 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 15 11 1 56 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
BAYLEFYRE 25-4373 13 3 0 68 BRETHREN OF SIN (1334) LYRATILAN
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 20 16 1 99 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
LONE WOLF 31-162 31 32 1 184 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
SPAZZ 33-6207 51 48 0 163 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 95 91 2 181 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
PINK BEAR 36-5883 35 16 1 140 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 21 19 1 62 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
SPECTRUM 40-1666 18 15 4 69 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
ING 41-3532 15 12 1 84 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1324) KATI-TEI
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 19 11 5 105 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
ACE BAILEY 47-4948 14 17 0 62 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 23 27 0 60 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
MOD COD 55-2638 63 86 3 189 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 58 63 2 197 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 57 77 0 183 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
RYRELEE 59-478 26 14 0 167 HARE CONTROL (1290) ILLIS
BLACK EYE 60-6163 28 18 0 99 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
ELENA 63-2356 27 9 0 240 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 50 86 0 64 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
FRED 65-5333 25 11 0 75 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 33 29 0 232 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 27 16 0 229 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
2 PHAT 72-5064 29 11 1 195 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
DITCH RAT 82-15360 32 34 5 211 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
HEART 97-1096 16 19 4 138 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 16 11 4 143 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE