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Date : 04/06/2005 Duedate: 04/19/2005
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-399
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 GET OUTTA MY 18/1319 153 83 1 64.8 THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1343
ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305 10 SPARF! 20/1069 717 686 10 51.1
2 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 272 175 3 60.9 MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133
MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147 OPEN SESAME 50/824
3 SEEING RED 26/1345 44 32 0 57.9 NOT QUITE 59/1237
MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
RAZOR GRACE 67/1327 BLOWN AWAY 44/820
FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574 HANGOVERS 59/1153
4 BLADES OF ICE 7/162 366 295 7 55.4 11-THE WARLORDS 28/1335 33 32 1 50.8
BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068 12 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 85 85 1 50.0
5 QUBIT 10/1136 927 766 10 54.8 CLEVER LINGO 46/1212
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227
KNOT WHOLE 2/1333 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196
SIR AGLIO 10/788 13 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 403 546 9 42.5
SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 14 THE SABBATS 82/1330 56 76 0 42.4
VERMIN! 82/1267 UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/1324
VERMIN 72/771 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
6-THE CONFUSED 3/1313 264 224 3 54.1 HARE CONTROL 59/1290
LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/1304 15 DARKMOON 12/1197 27 38 0 41.5
RESURRECTION 2/1065 16 BRETHREN OF 25/1334 25 36 1 41.0
7 HYBRIDS V 82/1340 296 253 1 53.9 GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/1314
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341 17 MY PETS 9/554 492 751 13 39.6
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 RHYME TYME 55/449
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273 18 REDHORSE 56/1325 143 223 1 39.1
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1271 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 19 REFORMERS 64/1095 464 779 5 37.3
8 TWISTED SESA 99/1307 108 102 1 51.4 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
9 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700 110 105 0 51.2 BAD APPLES 56/1091
GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516 20-AVENGERS 31/1321 8 15 0 34.8
ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123 LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320
SITTIN' ON ACES 63/1302 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
I have a few comments for my recent opponent, Lone Wolf. You were a lot more
impressive during our first bout! All I've gained since then is some con, and con
wasn't even a factor this time. Now that I've seen what you have for attack, I'm
enjoying a new-found respect for what you did with that halberd the first time (and I
even had my dodge on that time!). You're an interesting opponent, and I hope we get
the opportunity for a few more bouts.
Ditch Rat, I hope we get a chance to re-match as well. My manager would like that.
Ned
P.S. Olaf -- Just kidding....
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello everyone,
Olaf can't be with you today, so I'm fillin' in: Keel Woodhaven. You probably
haven't heard of me. I try to avoid getting talked into doing things like this.
Okay, let's get the real boring stuff outta the way. Rhyme Tyme got avoided by
Gerfel's Friends. Em was most challenged. EVE DREWSHADOW (53-6246) (20-15-0,56) of
PUERCO'S PINATA challenged EM (15-3737) (21-33-0,58) of LORDS OF DARKNESS. EVE
DREWSHADOW was bested by EM in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight. Looks like this
Em is a tough broad, tougher than you'd think from her record.
Not as tough as Ned the Janitor. Yeah, yeah, former janitor. But look,
everybody here is a warrior. Being a janitor makes you different. You oughtn't
disclaim it, Ned. NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (33-29-0,232) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY
fought DITCH RAT (82-15360) (32-34-5,211) of VERMIN!. NED THE JANITOR slimly won
victory over DITCH RAT in a 3 minute Title fight. Just barely pulled it off, eh?
But if you're hanging onto the title you're doing okay. And by the way, I'm supposed
to thank you for writing a column. So thanks. I see you're an aimer. Takes all
kinds. Me, I like to just give a war whoop and start swinging.
Uh oh, a couple guys died this turn. RAISON D'ETRE (7-5311) (32-20-3,183) of
BATHTUB ARMADA fought BATTLING BOB (101-26) (0-0-0,200) of STAND-INS. RAISON D'ETRE
was murdered by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute mismatched competition. What can I say?
Getting raised from the dead is unpleasant enough. Getting raised and realizing you
were killed by a stand-in.... And then there was the other death. DELICE THE RED
(56-3401) (58-63-2,197) of BAD APPLES fought 2 PHAT (72-5064) (29-11-1,195) of
VERMIN. DELICE THE RED assassinated 2 PHAT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
Well, in the first place if you're going to get killed you don't want to get killed
by a hot babe. She's never going to date you if she can remember what it felt like
to sink that killing blow into your vitals. And in the second place, it looks to me
like a case of a snot-nosed young hotshot being taught a thing or two by a...well,
not a duffer. But a more experienced fighter. (big grin) It warms my heart. So
you two guys are pretty much s.o.l. for one reason or another, but I know what that
feels like. I'll buy you a beer if you want.
I like long fights. Home Guard wasn't very obliging in that department today.
Here's the longest one: STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (38-38-1,248) of ROYAL FLUSH fought
HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (57-77-0,183) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. STEVE MCQUEEN was
viciously subdued by HALLIE O'DENE in a 6 minute competition. You notice it doesn't
say either "tiresome" or "action packed" which means there were blows struck but not
a lot of flashy moves. I saw the last four minutes of this fight and I've got to
agree. It just looked like work. And kind of a hot day for it. Both combatants
made the popularity list, so I guess the spectators appreciated their efforts as much
as I did. Steve, Hallie, I'd be happy to buy you guys a beer.
The overall popularity leader is Kaiden. KAIDEN (35-3108) (95-91-2,181) of
VIOLENT FEMS fought TICKLES (9-3486) (54-74-1,177) of MY PETS. KAIDEN vanquished
TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched bout. I'd be happy to buy both of you ladies a
beer.
And then there's Moose. JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (22-28-0,57) of TUFT TUGGERS
fought MOOSE (56-3459) (16-18-0,47) of REDHORSE. JOHN LONGSHORE overcame MOOSE in a
crowd pleasing 5 minute gory duel. I heard people saying he got scummed but it
didn't look like it to me.
Now how did he come up with a name like that? Oh, I guess it can happen if you
fall asleep sitting in a chair and then you drool. I've done that. SLIPPERY NIPPLE
(59-2323) (16-4-1,53) of HANGOVERS fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (42-73-0,79) of CIRQUE
DU MASQUES. SLIPPERY NIPPLE handily defeated SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched
match. I don't like to see a young snot beating up an old poot, but there you go.
Ski Mask had a rotten potato thrown at him. You wouldn't think a potato would get as
disgusting as some other rotten things, but they can really stink.
Is there anything else you wanta know? Like, when will Olaf be back? Next
turn.
Heading for the bar, hope to see ya there,
Woodhaven
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 34 29 0 240 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 59 63 3 256 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 28 16 0 245 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
MOD COD 55-2638 64 86 3 215 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUIETUS 10-5165 30 12 1 207 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 30 15 0 201 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 58 77 0 200 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
DITCH RAT 82-15360 32 35 5 199 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
SPAZZ 33-6207 52 48 0 198 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
EXILE 7-4618 32 28 1 198 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
KAIDEN 35-3108 96 91 2 191 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 38 39 1 189 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
UZI 44-1701 30 29 1 189 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
NUTMEG 7-5167 30 22 1 188 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
2 PHAT 72-5064 29 12 1 186 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
-LONE WOLF 31-162 31 32 1 184 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
ELENA 63-2356 27 10 0 184 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
RYRELEE 59-478 27 14 0 184 HARE CONTROL (1290) ILLIS
SIR OCCO 10-5079 31 19 0 181 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 32 21 3 177 BATHTUB ARMADA (1196) BONSUR
QUONSET 10-4990 40 26 0 176 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
APPLE JACK 47-4011 31 25 4 176 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
FEAR 82-10416 26 42 1 174 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271) DWES EG
PERFECT TEN 47-4218 29 23 1 172 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 32 24 0 171 FRAG 'EM ALL! (574) TARRGIR
TICKLES 9-3486 54 75 1 169 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 9 23 0 169 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
TOOFLESS 2-5103 44 9 0 168 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314) NIANIA
TALON 18-7782 32 12 1 166 GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319) TALCAMA
-LEFTISTS BLOW 3-6356 24 6 2 156 THE CONFUSED (1313) OSKSI
BECKY 17-5782 22 10 3 156 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOE KING 47-2223 31 52 1 150 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HEART 97-1096 17 19 4 147 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 17 11 4 146 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
-MORADOR 2-5089 38 16 1 145 RESURRECTION (1065) NIANIA
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 59 78 2 143 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-PINK BEAR 36-5883 35 16 1 140 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
AEDON 7-4295 42 31 1 139 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
BUCK 1-2291 41 90 0 139 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 33 39 1 138 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 32 18 1 138 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
RIFT 12-3922 27 17 1 137 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
-MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 27 21 0 133 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 37 36 0 131 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
OSCAR 50-3153 30 8 0 130 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 23 23 1 129 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
FEALOST 1-3916 44 58 1 125 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
KONGOL 7-4524 36 33 2 121 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 26 32 3 117 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
RUTHLESS 15-4591 23 14 0 108 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 19 12 5 106 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KI 31-165 28 33 1 100 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 20 17 1 100 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAYLEFYRE 25-4373 14 3 0 100 BRETHREN OF SIN (1334) LYRATILAN
HARV 82-20046 13 5 1 96 4-LETTER NAMES (1341) DWES EG
SMELLY TOES 82-17409 15 8 0 94 HYBRIDS V (1340) DWES EG
PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437 46 36 0 91 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ING 41-3532 16 12 1 89 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1324) KATI-TEI
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 24 22 1 87 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
PROWESS 2-5155 20 20 0 87 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270 19 16 1 87 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675 16 10 0 86 MANIACAL TUFTS (1147) ARUAK CITY
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 15 11 4 84 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE
GATEWAY 82-15631 13 3 0 82 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
BLACK EYE 60-6163 28 19 0 79 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
-SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 22 11 2 79 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
FRED 65-5333 26 11 0 77 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323 17 4 1 77 HANGOVERS (1153) ILLIS
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 15 14 1 77 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909 11 13 5 77 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 21 20 1 75 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850 19 13 1 74 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
QUIFF 10-4779 17 9 0 73 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
-SPECTRUM 40-1666 18 15 4 69 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 26 16 0 68 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 22 40 1 68 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 22 19 1 68 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
-MCALLISTER 71-4192 20 8 0 68 REALMS TUFTS (1344) KYR'TERR
EM 15-3737 22 33 0 66 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
-SYRLANIA 11-6107 17 15 0 66 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
-DESTINY 1-7506 18 7 2 63 SWEORDMASTERS (1210) MORDANT
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 23 28 0 62 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 17 13 1 62 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 23 24 0 60 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
CIARAN 1-7176 20 14 1 60 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 50 87 0 59 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
SKI MASK 58-5869 42 74 0 59 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
ACE BAILEY 47-4948 14 18 0 59 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-ALARIC 28-3787 17 8 0 57 THE WARLORDS II (1335) MORYA
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 23 28 0 56 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 21 7 1 56 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
-BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 15 11 1 56 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246 20 16 0 52 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 27 50 0 49 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
MOOSE 56-3459 16 19 0 48 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
-PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 18 5 0 46 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
GAZELLE 56-3701 19 15 0 34 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
AGLIBOL 12-5848 15 7 0 33 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
MABON 82-10314 0 5 0 14 THE SABBATS (1330) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 32 21 3 BATHTUB ARMADA 1196 BATTLING BOB 101-26 399
2 PHAT 72-5064 29 12 1 VERMIN 771 DELICE THE RED 56-3401 399
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Ah, Ned...Captain of the Guard -- We have a long way to go to get up there, but as
you'll be staying, it seems we have time to take you up on your challenge of somebody
coming up there with a gimick. May we try? -- Anij, for Tuft Tuggers
Puerco -- She's got guts, doesn't she. An elf to my liking. -- Tankesh
P.S. Congratulations on holding the top. Keep rollin'.
Ski Mask -- It wasn't my idea to make that challenge. In fact, our challenges were
two weeks old. -- John Longshore
P.S. I love ducks.
They're best if you puncture the skin all over, dunk 'em in boiling water, and
let them dry/drain for a day or so before roasting. -- Ed., who also loves duck.
Baylefyre -- That wasn't the challenge I was looking for.... -- Anij
Kookaburra -- I got what I came for. May I have more, please? -- Avalyne
Gar & Brill -- Just because...what? You have dain bramage? -- Segallion
Broken Toe -- I figured I had to try this different toy on you and see how it works.
But I didn't want to lose while trying it. You know.... -- Zlatina
G. Puerco -- So, my whole crew is staying. Who you got lined up next split other
than Ned? -- Tankesh
Ned the (ex-) Janitor -- I forgot to answer you last time. No, it wouldn't do any
good to burn me to ashes. I've tried that. SHE just resurrects, or half-resurrects,
me. -- Olaf
P.S. In case you thought I was communicating with you directly, nope. I'm not here.
Caddy Jackknife -- (wincing) Maybe I should try fighting with a jackknife, if I can
find one in the armory. Well done. -- Hallie O'Dene
Ing -- How dare you claim to be "unearthly"! You're nothing but a barbarian out of
the north woods! -- Carrie Nation
P.S. And probably a drunkard.
John Longshore -- Ha! I don't have to worry about some CAPON, you know! I am a
fully functional Duck! -- Ski Mask, Founder and President, Ducks with Swords
Tickles -- Bah, and also humbug, not that anyone will notice I said so. -- Delice the
Red
Tankesh -- But my echo made such intelligent responses! -- Hallie O'Dene
Bobby Bigfoot -- DUDE! A sighting! We just had a Bigfoot sighting! How are you
doing? Yeah, I've got puds, that hopefully will turn out NOT to be puds. That's why
I run them. It takes work though. How are things with you? -- Tankesh
Nutcracker -- That's a pretty painful record. I hope you've learned a lot in that
time. If that happened to me, Tankesh might not be so willing to front my gladiating
costs. -- Avalyne
Zlatina Anguelova -- You had me breathing heavily in the first minute, and it wasn't
because I'm out of shape. I love how you look in that armor. I won't take no for an
answer: Meet me tonight at the cafe across from the arena. -- Broken Toe
Tymarris Ravenswood -- Wow! Thanks for showing me all those things! And in such a
short time! -- Gazelle
Aglibol -- You have to stay on your feet. Remember that if we meet again. -- Moose
Olaf -- I'm not a mean moose. My wife says I'm a sweetie. Kittens like me. -- Moose
Battlestone -- I always had a yen to try that weapon, but it doesn't work with my
style. How do you like it? -- Mountain Goat
Quonset -- Nice counterattack. -- Fealost
Aedon -- Nobody smuggled me onto the Isle. And you know what? (opening raincoat)
Look! -- Buck Naked
Smelly Toes -- Well, so much for my winning record, but with that new rating I may
get it back. Anyway, nicely struck. -- Hummingbird
Nutcracker -- I saw the Commission evaluator upgrading one of your fitness ratings.
Congratulations. -- Crooked Hoof
Tank-Boy -- Wow, you must have my place confused with that Adantri take-out place on
the west side. Good stuff, though! -- Generalissimo Puerco
P.S. Is there anyone you won't invite to run in Aruak?
Bobby Bigfoot -- I guess our paths have finally crossed in-game. Long time-no see,
etc. Did you want to talk about puds? These days a warrior has to be pretty awful
before I'll declare it such. I once thought of a 15-DF aimer as a pud, but now he
seems to have a lock (or nearly so) on eligibles TVs. Who'd have guessed? --
Generalissimo Puerco, who does not believe in the jinx
28 March 2005
Is there anybody in the DM game who is incarcerated that has had to litigate in order
to continue playing? Or anyone in the free world who may be able to help me with
case law or legal advice? The Administration has already taken "D&D type games" from
us once (though I recently had that decision overturned). I believe it's only a
matter of time before they try it again and I am prepared to file a lawsuit if need
be. I enjoy DM and any help that could be offered would be greatly appreciated! I
can be contacted at:
Danny Warren
#28341
P.O. Box 250
Draper, UT 84070
or:
Heathen, mgr. Misnomers DM 47
28 March 2005
Ladies and gents...get your teams together and join in on the hottest and fiercest
contest ever to grace the arena sands! Intrigue, personal wars, you name it...we got
it going on! What is this contest? It's the Turf War IV in DM 47, North Fork!!
This fantastic contest was begun by my alliance mate Asmo Dius, and I've picked up
some of the slack. Contest starts on Turn 225 (approx. date June 9th?). It's an
"alliance-type contest", so grab your folks and bring them in for a bang up time.
Rules will be printed in the DM 47 newsletter at least until the contest starts. --
Baphomet, Host...Company of Brothers Alliance, Illuminati Confederation of Alliances
28 March 2005
Contest Announcement
====================
It's finally here! ScumFest 2005! The greatest scum in the land of Alastari are
formally invited to participate in ScumFest 2005, a contest involving the scummiest
scum in all of Alastari!
Who: All Scum in Alastari
What: Scum Fest 2005!
Where: Talahya
When: May 23rd, Talahya Turns 490-499
Rules
======
The object of winning ScumFest is to have the longest cumulative time (in minutes) at
the end of the 10th round.
Should there be a tie at the end of 10 rounds, tiebreakers are (in order):
- Head to Head Record
- Win/Loss Percentage
- Average Fight Length
(We'll go into overtime if they're still tied)
There are no other rules. A manager may use any means at his disposal in order to
accomplish his goal. Collusion, hiring Aimed Blows to take out the leaders, etc.
Anything goes!
To enter the scum fest, please write a personal ad in the DM 100 newsletter,
declaring your intention to join the contest, or send an email to managerr@aol.com
Please include warrior name and ID numbers of the contestants. You may enter the
competition up until Turn 494.
Prizes will be announced after the competition begins. The point of the contest is
to prove you have the scummiest scum, and necessarily for a silly prize.
Good luck and Happy Scumming!
-- Manager
6 April 2005
SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE
I would like to make a formal announcement to all the managers of Alastari that
the inaugural/memorial challenge put forth by Abarsis, The Slaughter Priest (Richard
Hammes) has been approved by the commission. The contest will be held in TROCAR,
arena 54, beginning on the turn that starts around June 2nd. Keep in mind that this
is a slow arena. Before I go on, I would like to personally thank the commission for
procuring an outstanding top prize for this contest. This announcement follows my
last and entry into the contest will be a minimum $5 donation, which I will pool and
give to a charity in the San Diego area in Richard Hammes' name and memory. My
address is at the end. Once the donation is made, I intend to notify RSI of the
charity and amount we donated as a matter of pride for them and us in this game! I
will notify everyone in an all arena ad as well.
The contest is pretty simple. Any team may enter, there are no restrictions on
fight experience! There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed
and only one single use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins. To
help eliminate any interference, I am going to allow avoids of non-contest teams in
case they are there to manipulate and affect the winner of the contest. Scoring is
as follows:
1 point for winning
1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill)
1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of
personals beyond one you still only get one point). Make sure it is written
from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will
not get the point.
-1 point for losing
-1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed)
The contest will last for 12 turns, again beginning roughly June 2nd. May I
point out that if you use your Dark Arena fight you will get either 2 points, for
winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights count in the scoring. It matters not if
you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand-in; they still count as much as fighting a
contest warrior. This will be a test of basic strategy with a touch of luck added in
as well.
If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each
warrior entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in
death, cannot score points! Break the no DA, challenge, or avoid rules (except
avoids of non-contest teams) and you will be DQ'd as soon as the transgression is
discovered. To keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no
messing with these rules. Of course you may DA the one time, just as a
clarification, but the second time gets you DQ'd. This also counts if it is found
you bring a second team in for the purpose of making challenges. You can bring a
second team, just don't think they can challenge to give you an advantage. This
means DQ to your contest team. A second team may also enter the contest with its own
donation of $5 and adherence to the rules. Well, enough of that, I'm sure you'd like
to see the prizes so here they are:
1st place - +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1
favorite knowledge
2nd place - +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge
3rd place- +1 bonus for one warrior
Iron Manager - Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion
The resurrection potion may be used on any FE warrior, however the favorites and
+1 bonus potions must be used on a warrior with at least 5 FE. These prizes also
must be used within 2 turns of the ending of the contest. Even those rookie level
teams can figure out a way to use that resurrection potion if you think night fight
;), after the contest of course, so don't think this is only good for experienced
teams! Check your rosters and unused RU's and see if you can't find a reason to come
and test your mettle!
Again, entry fee is a minimum $5 donation, money order preferred method but if
that doesn't work for you we can figure alternate means. If a hopeful entrant
happens to be incarcerated and the only real means of making the donation is an
account transfer, please make sure you let me know where the transfer came from and
which team it is for. I prefer that this only be used as donation method by
incarcerated players unless otherwise discussed with me. Please drop me an email, or
diplo my team in Tobir(14), letting me know you are sending a donation for entry and
the amount so I can be on the lookout for it in the mail. Thanks to all who have
sent their sympathies regarding our game's loss of a kind and admirable soul and my
best wishes to all!
Street Legal
Jeff Bura
193 Pepperidge Dr.
Wixom, MI 48393
triumph1971@hotmail.com
THE DEATH SQUAD (63) in Tobir, arena 14
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CADDY JACKKNIFE was viciously subdued by ARAC IRONFIST in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
QUEEN AMAZONIA demolished MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ACE BAILEY was overpowered by ING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
EVE DREWSHADOW was bested by EM in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
AGLIBOL demolished MABON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
NED THE JANITOR slimly won victory over DITCH RAT in a 3 minute Title fight.
STEVE MCQUEEN was viciously subdued by HALLIE O'DENE in a 6 minute competition.
ELENA was vanquished by MOD COD in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
DELICE THE RED assassinated 2 PHAT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
QUIETUS overpowered UZI in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
RAISON D'ETRE was murdered by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TALON was devastated by EXILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
TOOFLESS was savagely defeated by SPAZZ in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
KAIDEN vanquished TICKLES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CREDIT LINE was vanquished by NUTMEG in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLESTONE was bested by RYRELEE in a 2 minute brawl.
ROT TEN EGGS was bested by KOOKABURRA in a exciting 1 minute fight.
APPLE JACK demolished AEDON in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
PERFECT TEN overcame MAN O' WAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory competition.
BECKY was defeated by FEAR in a 2 minute duel.
QUONSET subdued KONGOL in a 2 minute bout.
SIR OCCO handily defeated BUCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
FEALOST was defeated by OSCAR in a 2 minute match.
RIFT overpowered VALLISNERIA in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
RUTHLESS was overpowered by HEART in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROWDY YOBBO was defeated by R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 2 minute match.
JOE KING vanquished FIENDISH GLEE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BLACK EYE was handily defeated by BAYLEFYRE in a exciting 3 minute uneven bout.
GATEWAY handily defeated TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SMELLY TOES overpowered BRIARTHORN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HARV overpowered QUIFF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PLACES THE LOTION... was defeated by PROWESS in a exciting 1 minute fight.
GAR & BRILL was beaten by BLACK JACK SHELACK in a action packed 3 minute bout.
EVIL ELMO subdued CROOKED HOOF in a action packed 1 minute contest.
GENERAL PUBLIC defeated CIARAN in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
NUTCRACKER devastated GAZELLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FRED narrowly defeated HUMMINGBIRD in a 2 minute match.
CARRIE NATION was demolished by AVALYNE WHYTE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PUTZ'N ALONG narrowly defeated SEGALLION SUNDANCER in a action packed 4 minute bout.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE handily defeated SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was vanquished by ANIJIA ALARA in a 2 minute one-sided match.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA won victory over BROKEN TOE in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
JOHN LONGSHORE overcame MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 AIMED BLOW 60 - 48 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 18 LUNGING ATTACK 94 - 83 - 4 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 WALL OF STEEL 46 - 43 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 34 - 33 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 38 - 2 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 32 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 49 - 1 34 |
Turn 399 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 12 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 11 - 7 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 6 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 34 29 0 240 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123)
STRIKING ATTACK DELICE THE RED 56-3401 59 63 3 256 BAD APPLES (1091)
SLASHING ATTACK ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 28 16 0 245 RAZOR GRACE (1327)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 64 86 3 215 RHYME TYME (449)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 30 15 0 201 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
BASHING ATTACK DITCH RAT 82-15360 32 35 5 199 VERMIN! (1267)
TOTAL PARRY TOOFLESS 2-5103 44 9 0 168 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314)
PARRY-STRIKE ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099 37 36 0 131 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-LUNGE SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600 21 20 1 75 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 23 28 0 62 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOOSE 56-3459. The ten other most popular fighters were ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944,
SPAZZ 33-6207, HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018, CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288, MAN O' WAR 15-4517,
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908, SEGALLION SUNDANCER 11-4600, NED THE JANITOR 66-2973, DITCH
RAT 82-15360, and BLACK EYE 60-6163.
The least popular fighter this week was SKI MASK 58-5869. The other ten least
popular fighters were GAZELLE 56-3701, QUIFF 10-4779, BRIARTHORN 12-5671, FIENDISH
GLEE 46-1553, RUTHLESS 15-4591, CREDIT LINE 82-1366, TICKLES 9-3486, MABON 82-10314,
ACE BAILEY 47-4948, and MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 3 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 2 1 0
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 3 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 3 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 2 0 KRILL(44) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 3 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 1 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 3 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 4 3 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 6 1 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 0 0
IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUCK 1-2291 41 90 0 139 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
TOOFLESS 2-5103 44 9 0 168 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314) NIANIA
EXILE 7-4618 32 28 1 198 BLADES OF ICE (162) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 54 75 1 169 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
QUIETUS 10-5165 30 12 1 207 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 30 15 0 201 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 33 39 1 138 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 32 18 1 138 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
BECKY 17-5782 22 10 3 156 BLADES OF STEEL (1068) ALJAFIR
TALON 18-7782 32 12 1 166 GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319) TALCAMA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 23 23 1 129 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
BAYLEFYRE 25-4373 14 3 0 100 BRETHREN OF SIN (1334) LYRATILAN
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 20 17 1 100 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 15 14 1 77 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
SPAZZ 33-6207 52 48 0 198 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 96 91 2 191 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 22 19 1 68 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
ING 41-3532 16 12 1 89 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1324) KATI-TEI
UZI 44-1701 30 29 1 189 BLOWN AWAY (820) KRILL
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 19 12 5 106 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908 38 39 1 189 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
OSCAR 50-3153 30 8 0 130 OPEN SESAME (824) SNOWBOUND
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 23 28 0 56 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
MOD COD 55-2638 64 86 3 215 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 59 63 3 256 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 58 77 0 200 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
RYRELEE 59-478 27 14 0 184 HARE CONTROL (1290) ILLIS
PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437 46 36 0 91 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
ELENA 63-2356 27 10 0 184 SITTIN' ON ACES (1302) AMEN-TEI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 50 87 0 59 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
FRED 65-5333 26 11 0 77 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 34 29 0 240 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 28 16 0 245 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
2 PHAT 72-5064 29 12 1 186 VERMIN (771) DRAGONHEAD
DITCH RAT 82-15360 32 35 5 199 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
HEART 97-1096 17 19 4 147 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273) SHADOW GROVE
PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909 11 13 5 77 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 17 11 4 146 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
HOLD THE DATES! (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI)
Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis!
Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005. It will be
at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality
Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy. The rooms
are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released!
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. See you there!
Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!),
1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's
reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge),
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--please make your
reservation soon before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. We hope you're all
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!