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Date   : 04/20/2005    Duedate: 05/03/2005

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-400

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 GET OUTTA MY 18/1319  155   83  1 65.1      THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1343              
    ARCANE BEACH DAY 98/1305                 10 SPARF! 20/1069        719  687 10 51.1
  2 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   273  179  4 60.4      MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147                      OPEN SESAME 50/824                    
  3 SEEING RED 26/1345     45   34  0 57.0      NOT QUITE 59/1237                     
    MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326                     ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
    RAZOR GRACE 67/1327                         BLOWN AWAY 44/820                     
    FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574                        HANGOVERS 59/1153                     
  4-BLADES OF ICE 7/162   366  295  7 55.4   11 PRIMAL FURY 28/1347    11   11  0 50.0
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                  12 ALL FINESSE 38/1236    87   89  1 49.4
  5 QUBIT 10/1136         934  772 10 54.7      CLEVER LINGO 46/1212                  
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                         SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                
    TRIPLE CROWN 15/990                         MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227               
    KNOT WHOLE 2/1333                           BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                         13 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   404  547  9 42.5
    SNOTZI'S II 33/813                          JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791                    14 THE SABBATS 82/1330    57   79  1 41.9
    VERMIN! 82/1267                             UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/1324               
    VERMIN 72/771                               LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318             
  6 HYBRIDS V 82/1340     303  253  1 54.5      HARE CONTROL 59/1290                  
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341                   15 BRETHREN OF  25/1334   26   37  1 41.3
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339                GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/1314             
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306               16 DARKMOON 12/1197       28   40  0 41.2
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273               17 MY PETS 9/554         493  753 13 39.6
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1271                    RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274                GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
  7-THE CONFUSED 3/1313   264  224  3 54.1   18 REDHORSE 56/1325      146  228  1 39.0
    LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/1304                MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    RESURRECTION 2/1065                      19 REFORMERS 64/1095     467  780  5 37.4
  8 TWISTED SESA 99/1307  109  102  1 51.7      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
  9 THE GREENHOU 30/1219  114  107  0 51.6      BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516                  20 AVENGERS 31/1321        8   21  0 27.6
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123                 LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320                
    SITTIN' ON ACES 63/1302                     AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323                
    PUERCO'S PINATA 53/700                      MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

Ditch Rat, you Vermin, you're like a museum for mace crits that no one ever visits.
I enjoyed our match, even though I did take from it a few more bruises than last
time.  But, bruising generally isn't life-threatening and winning definitely isn't!
Is fighting against an unarmed opponent hazardous to one's health?  Perhaps I should
defer to Ditch Rat for the answer to that one.

Anijia Alara, who I remember from Tarrgir, wants a piece of me.  If you didn't
notice, there are three warriors in the challenger champs and you're not one of them!
I'd say you have more immediate concerns than knocking me down.  Start by putting
that TV challenge to good use.

Ned

P.S.  Olaf -- The purpose of the burning dead guy (i.e., YOU) wouldn't be to produce
ash, but to see you run around like, well...a burning dead guy.  Knowing you, you'd
probably just sit there and laugh at the rest of us.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Ned, you're perfectly correct.  What would be the point of running around?

     Greetings, warriors of HOME GUARD!  And the rest of you, too.  Greetings to 
everybody!  Once again I've been called out of the bar for my abilities and insights 
into, ah, something or other.  Not spy reporting, that doesn't take ability and 
insight, just stamina.
     Who wrote these cue cards, anyway?  It says here, purporting to come from me:  
What's with RYRELEE?  She actually beat QUBIT's QUONSET, and walked away with 62 more 
points from the fight.
     Major screwup at SIR AGLIO.  SIR OCCO lost 16 points to CREDIT LINE.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe SIR OCCO will provide more easy wins...
     See how the Duelmaster challenged BAD APPLES' DELICE THE RED?  [I know perfectly 
well that we don't have a duelmaster here, or even a duel2dude.  We've got a Captain 
of the Guard.  I wouldn't slight him or his title!]  That sort of initiative is how 
he got where he is now.  Try as she might, DELICE THE RED wasn't good enough at 
persuading NED THE JANITOR to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  [But she did 
give him a very enjoyable evening afterward.]
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... [Which I did NOT.  
Avoiding and challenging are how this game is played.]  How well I know the 
feeling of being in the most avoided team!  [I may be a host in myself, but I never 
called myself a TEAM.]  Don't fall out of practive, PUERCO'S PINATA!  In my day, no 
team with a 18-24-0 would scare me off!  What's the problem, MILITARY MAYHEM?
     How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, BUCK!  Don't 
make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  [WAS he boasting?  I didn't hear 
anything to that effect in the bar, and news always turns up there.]
     Keep challenging up 61 points, ELENA, and I won't have to write about you much 
longer.  [Like you'll die or something?  Nonsense!  You'll just move on to the bigger 
time.]  ARAC IRONFIST always accepts those kind of challenges...  ELENA bested ARAC 
IRONFIST (ELENA getting 25 points, too!)
     ZLATINA ANGUELOVA expects the easy win by going 19 points down.  BROKEN TOE will 
find this a hard lesson!  [But maybe he got his toe broken, which seems to be what he 
wants.]  ZLATINA ANGUELOVA left the match looking worse than when she went in, after 
BROKEN TOE, with a 22-40-1, walked all over her.
     Maybe AS FAR AS SIAM's PISTON HURRICANE is one of those guys who likes pain, or 
something.  [That sounds more like Debby Tonte talking.  Who writes this nonsense?]  
That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 38 to EVIL ELMO.  PISTON 
HURRICANE found one way to advance:  challenging EVIL ELMO and losing, but getting 7 
points.
     No brain, no pain.  [Is this advice?  Are you all supposed to get brainectomies, 
presuming you have brains to begin with?]
     Fighting is a better craft than farming, BLIND ILLUSION, but you have to pay 
your dues.  [So says someone who's never tried both.]  Being challenged by SLIPPERY 
NIPPLE, 21 points above you, is dues.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE defeated BLIND ILLUSION.  I 
bet SLIPPERY NIPPLE could beat two-year-olds, too.  [I don't.  I've dealt with a two-
year-old.]  Well, MEDIEVAL CHAOS knows who to set their sights on.

     Other notes:  forty-one fights!  This is GREAT.  A resurgence.  Keep it up.  
Fifteen challenges!  Again, this is a GOOD sign.  And two deaths, which wasn't so 
good for them as died, but it keeps the fans happy.  Strange people, fans.

     Just quickly, here are the deaths and the challenges.
     RYRELEE (59-478) (27-14-0,184) of HARE CONTROL fought QUONSET (10-4990) (40-26-
0,176) of QUBIT.  RYRELEE slaughtered QUONSET in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  How do 
you slaughter a building?  Burn it down?

     AGLIBOL (12-5848) (15-7-0,33) of DARKMOON challenged GAZELLE (56-3701) (19-15-
0,34) of REDHORSE.  Up 1.  AGLIBOL overcame GAZELLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
     AVALYNE WHYTE (11-3270) (19-16-1,87) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged HARV (82-20046) 
(13-5-1,96) of 4-LETTER NAMES.  Up 9.  AVALYNE WHYTE was bested by HARV in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
     JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (23-28-0,62) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged SKI MASK (58-
5869) (42-74-0,59) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Down 3.  JOHN LONGSHORE was bested by SKI 
MASK in a 2 minute brutal Challenge battle.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (17-4-1,77) of HANGOVERS challenged BLIND ILLUSION 
(22-6379) (15-11-1,56) of MEDIEVAL CHAOS.  Down 21.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE savagely 
defeated BLIND ILLUSION in a 2 minute Challenge match.
     BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (17-13-1,62) of DARKMOON challenged CROOKED HOOF (56-3493) 
(26-16-0,68) of REDHORSE.  Up 6.  BRIARTHORN was beaten by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute 
Challenge fight.
     PISTON HURRICANE (40-2287) (18-5-0,46) of AS FAR AS SIAM challenged EVIL ELMO 
(99-1222) (15-11-4,84) of TWISTED SESAME.  Up 38.  PISTON HURRICANE was beaten by 
EVIL ELMO in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
     ACE BAILEY (47-4948) (14-18-0,59) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged NUTCRACKER (38-4380) 
(22-19-1,68) of ALL FINESSE.  Up 9.  ACE BAILEY lost to NUTCRACKER in a popular 3 
minute gory Challenge duel.
     SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (21-20-1,75) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged PLACES THE 
LOTION... (98-909) (11-13-5,77) of ARCANE BEACH DAY.  Up 2.  SEGALLION SUNDANCER was 
vanquished by PLACES THE LOTION... in a 1 minute duel.
     ANIJIA ALARA (11-4675) (16-10-0,86) of MANIACAL TUFTS challenged PROWESS (2-
5155) (20-20-0,87) of KNOT WHOLE.  Up 1.  ANIJIA ALARA easily killed PROWESS in an 
action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.  And the female prow bites the dust, 
or did she fall backwards?
     ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (24-22-1,87) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged BROKEN TOE 
(56-3683) (22-40-1,68) of REDHORSE.  Down 19.  ZLATINA ANGUELOVA was viciously 
subdued by BROKEN TOE in a 2 minute Challenge match.  If she broke one of his toes, 
the win will have healed it.  Depressing thought.
     KI (31-165) (28-33-1,100) of AVENGERS challenged RUTHLESS (15-4591) (23-14-
0,108) of TRIPLE CROWN.  Up 8.  KI was devastated by RUTHLESS in a popular 1 minute 
uneven Challenge brawl.
     MR. POTATO HEAD (20-442) (27-21-0,133) of LORDS OF CHAOS challenged BUCK (1-
2291) (41-90-0,139) of MOSSRUNNERS.  Up 6.  MR. POTATO HEAD was narrowly defeated by 
BUCK in an exciting 7 minute Challenge fight.  Narrow, after seven exciting minutes?
     ELENA (63-2356) (27-10-0,184) of SITTIN' ON ACES challenged ARAC IRONFIST (67-
1944) (28-16-0,245) of RAZOR GRACE.  Up 61.  ELENA overpowered ARAC IRONFIST in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge duel.
     CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (30-15-0,201) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged MOD COD 
(55-2638) (64-86-3,215) of RHYME TYME.  Up 14.  CADDY JACKKNIFE won victory over MOD 
COD in an action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.

     And for the title:  NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (34-29-0,240) of ANDORIAN 
UNIVERSITY challenged DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (59-63-3,256) of BAD APPLES.  Up 16.  
NED THE JANITOR bested DELICE THE RED in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.  Good 
work, Ned!

                                     Olaf Modeen

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     35  29  0  248  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RYRELEE 59-478              28  14  1  246  HARE CONTROL (1290)        ILLIS
 QUIETUS 10-5165             31  12  1  216  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELENA 63-2356               28  10  0  209  SITTIN' ON ACES (1302)     AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     31  15  0  207  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 FEAR 82-10416               27  42  1  203  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271)    DWES EG
 MOD COD 55-2638             64  87  3  202  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       59  77  0  202  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 DITCH RAT 82-15360          33  35  5  202  VERMIN! (1267)             DWES EG
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      59  64  3  200  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
-EXILE 7-4618                32  28  1  198  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 KAIDEN 35-3108              96  92  2  193  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         10  23  0  192  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 SPAZZ 33-6207               52  49  0  189  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       38  39  1  189  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-UZI 44-1701                 30  29  1  189  BLOWN AWAY (820)           KRILL
 2 PHAT 72-5064              29  13  1  188  VERMIN (771)               DRAGONHEAD
 TALON 18-7782               33  12  1  187  GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319)    TALCAMA
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       28  17  0  187  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        33  21  3  185  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 LONE WOLF 31-162            31  33  1  183  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUTMEG 7-5167               30  23  1  180  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
-APPLE JACK 47-4011          31  25  4  176  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 QUONSET 10-4990             40  27  0  172  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218         29  23  1  172  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         32  25  0  171  FRAG 'EM ALL! (574)        TARRGIR
 SIR OCCO 10-5079            31  20  0  165  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  18  11  4  164  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             44  10  0  161  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314)  NIANIA
 HEART 97-1096               18  19  4  160  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273)  SHADOW GROVE
-LEFTISTS BLOW 3-6356        24   6  2  156  THE CONFUSED (1313)        OSKSI
-BECKY 17-5782               22  10  3  156  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 TICKLES 9-3486              54  76  1  155  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JOE KING 47-2223            31  52  1  150  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BUCK 1-2291                 42  90  0  148  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          60  78  2  146  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-MORADOR 2-5089              38  16  1  145  RESURRECTION (1065)        NIANIA
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          33  18  1  145  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
-PINK BEAR 36-5883           35  16  1  140  LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (1304 JHANS
-AEDON 7-4295                42  31  1  139  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      33  40  1  139  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      27  22  0  133  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
-ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        37  36  0  131  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-OSCAR 50-3153               30   8  0  130  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
 RIFT 12-3922                27  18  1  130  SPIRITUAL GIFT (791)       RIZTAB
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         23  23  1  129  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
-KONGOL 7-4524               36  33  2  121  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            24  14  0  117  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437        47  36  0  116  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       26  33  3  114  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 FEALOST 1-3916              44  59  1  109  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       19  13  5  108  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 SMELLY TOES 82-17409        16   8  0  106  HYBRIDS V (1340)           DWES EG
 HARV 82-20046               14   5  1  104  4-LETTER NAMES (1341)      DWES EG
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         21  17  1  102  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           15   3  0  102  BRETHREN OF SIN (1334)     LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675        17  10  1  100  MANIACAL TUFTS (1147)      ARUAK CITY
 KI 31-165                   28  34  1   95  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUIFF 10-4779               18   9  0   94  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270       19  17  1   87  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           16  11  4   87  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  12  13  5   87  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           29  19  0   85  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          23  40  1   85  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 GATEWAY 82-15631            14   3  0   84  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
 FRED 65-5333                27  11  0   83  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     18   4  1   82  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 ING 41-3532                 16  13  1   82  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1324)     KATI-TEI
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      16  14  1   79  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 PROWESS 2-5155              20  21  0   78  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
-MAXIMUS DECIMUS 28-3440     22  10  0   76  NORTHERN BADLANDS (1346)   MORYA
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        27  16  0   74  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          23  19  1   74  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  19  13  1   74  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            23  20  1   73  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   24  23  1   72  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 SPECTRUM 40-1666            18  16  4   71  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 SKI MASK 58-5869            43  74  0   67  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  23  29  0   66  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 EM 15-3737                  22  34  0   66  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)   MALCORN
 SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  21  21  1   66  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
-SYRLANIA 11-6107            17  15  0   66  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
-LAVA RUNNER 28-3864         20   4  1   65  PRIMAL FURY (1347)         MORYA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         28  50  0   64  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         23  25  0   63  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 CIARAN 1-7176               20  15  1   63  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
-DESTINY 1-7506              18   7  2   63  SWEORDMASTERS (1210)       MORDANT
-PINK 26-4180                18   7  1   62  SEEING RED (1345)          CALEAM
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          17  14  1   62  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       51  87  0   61  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      15  12  1   60  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 ACE BAILEY 47-4948          14  19  0   58  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   21   7  1   56  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      23  29  0   55  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    18   6  0   53  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 MOOSE 56-3459               16  20  0   50  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             16   7  0   42  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246      20  17  0   40  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 GAZELLE 56-3701             19  16  0   30  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 MABON 82-10314               0   6  0   15  THE SABBATS (1330)         DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
PROWESS 2-5155             20  21  0 KNOT WHOLE 1333        ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675   400
QUONSET 10-4990            40  27  0 QUBIT 1136             RYRELEE 59-478         400

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Five matchups and a 4-1.  Nice.... -- Tankesh

Hallie O'Dene -- Are you implying some of us around here are not intelligent enough
to give you decent replies.  I think I'm down right put off.... -- Tankesh

Delice the Red -- I noticed you said "Bah, and also humbug".  Now what do you do? --
Tankesh

Carrie Nation -- That's how I like to learn.  Thank you. -- Avalyne

Putz'n Along -- I woulda won with another weapon.  I learned my mistake! -- Segallion

Immovable Object -- However did you get a record so good, when you get pounded so
easily?  Sheesh.... -- Anij

Broken Toe -- We just seem to keep meeting up eh?  I don't know about your request
though...I like a good hockey injury as much as any other player, but a broken toe is
still kinda ugly?  Before I meet at the cafe (and bring my stick), what's your deal.
-- Zlatina
P.S.  I haven't said no yet....

Moose -- Will you let me swing already...? -- John Longshore

Tankesh -- Perhaps you should encourage your warriors, in the spirit of our alliance,
to ask what they can do to help Ned keep the throne rather than ask if they can take
it away.  I share information freely with you and Adie; I'd hate to reflect on that
decision as a regretful mistake. -- Generalissimo Puerco

Tankesh (again) -- My Home Guard squad will be just as you see it now, with the
exception of Elena.  She has been slated for mandatory transfer to Andorak.  I was
quite surprised that Ned did not get taken away, and even a little surprised that
Caddy gets to stay.  But, as we have already discussed, the Home Guard bar did go up
this time.  Of my 'newer' warriors (mind that they were all recruited at least eight
years ago) Vallisneria will eventually be positioned for eligibles competition, and
Tymaris will burn her way to the top of ADM class.  Eve is getting developed for
future possible investments.  You may recall that I was torn between using the
potions on her or Ned.  Ned has made no secret that he was the beneficiary of those,
and apparently to good effect. -- Generalissimo Puerco
P.S.  I wonder how Leeta (or whoever is in charge over THERE) would answer your
question.

Queen Amazonia -- That was impressive!  Would you inhale deeply for me again? --
Mountain Goat

Sir Occo -- You're not supposed to be in Home Guard.  Not your style and not your
record. -- Buck

Oscar -- I couldn't believe I was ahead after the first minute, against someone like
you! -- Fealost

Evil Elmo -- I don't know if you're evil, but you are certainly aggressive. --
Crooked Hoof

Nutcracker -- I'm glad you thought I was a golem so you didn't try to live up to your
name.  I value these family jewels. -- Gazelle
P.S.  And thanks for the skills.

Fred -- Oh, poot.  It's not much fun if we can't even win in Home Guard! --
Hummingbird

Zlatina Anguelova -- I like how your weapon sings. -- Broken Toe
P.S.  You like that weapon?

John Longshore -- At least I knocked you down.  Say, um...how do you happen to be...
you know...gender neutral when you are clearly not a golem?  Can't the healers fix
that? -- Moose

Steve McQueen -- I'm sorry you lost your composure, have you checked with the Lost
and Found Office? -- Hallie O'Dene

2 Phat -- Speak for yourself, you vermit, *I* am just right. -- Delice the Red and
Slim

Avalyne Whyte -- Be careful, young woman, for Pride Goeth Before a Fall.  But you
cats are all alike. -- Carrie Nation

Slippery Nipple -- By the Egg of the First Duck, you mammals are DEPRAVED. -- Ski
Mask, Founder and President, Ducks with Swords

Ed. -- That's really disgusting!  I wonder how YOU would taste if you were punctured
all over and left to drain for a day or two? -- Ski Mask, Founder and President,
Ducks with Swords

     Probably nice and crispy too. -- Ed.

Keel Woodhaven -- We prefer to be called Stand-Bys not Stand-Ins.  It isn't like we
replace anybody, no, we are always ready to do our part, and that is not easy.  Try
being always ready week after month after year and see how hard it is to remain fully
alert!  And sometimes, when we finally get our chance, well, we may be a little, um,
overly emphatic. -- Battling Bob

28 March 2005
Is there anybody in the DM game who is incarcerated that has had to litigate in order
to continue playing?  Or anyone in the free world who may be able to help me with
case law or legal advice?  The Administration has already taken "D&D type games" from
us once (though I recently had that decision overturned).  I believe it's only a
matter of time before they try it again and I am prepared to file a lawsuit if need
be.  I enjoy DM and any help that could be offered would be greatly appreciated!  I
can be contacted at:
     Danny Warren
     #28341
     P.O. Box 250
     Draper, UT  84070
     or:
     Heathen, mgr. Misnomers DM 47

28 March 2005
Ladies and gents...get your teams together and join in on the hottest and fiercest
contest ever to grace the arena sands!  Intrigue, personal wars, you name it...we got
it going on!  What is this contest?  It's the Turf War IV in DM 47, North Fork!!
This fantastic contest was begun by my alliance mate Asmo Dius, and I've picked up
some of the slack.  Contest starts on Turn 225 (approx. date June 9th?).  It's an
"alliance-type contest", so grab your folks and bring them in for a bang up time.
Rules will be printed in the DM 47 newsletter at least until the contest starts. --
Baphomet, Host...Company of Brothers Alliance, Illuminati Confederation of Alliances

28 March 2005
Contest Announcement
====================
It's finally here!  ScumFest 2005!  The greatest scum in the land of Alastari are
formally invited to participate in ScumFest 2005, a contest involving the scummiest
scum in all of Alastari!

Who:  All Scum in Alastari
What:  Scum Fest 2005!
Where:  Talahya
When:  May 23rd, Talahya Turns 490-499

Rules

======
The object of winning ScumFest is to have the longest cumulative time (in minutes) at
the end of the 10th round.

Should there be a tie at the end of 10 rounds, tiebreakers are (in order):
- Head to Head Record
- Win/Loss Percentage
- Average Fight Length
(We'll go into overtime if they're still tied)

There are no other rules.  A manager may use any means at his disposal in order to
accomplish his goal.  Collusion, hiring Aimed Blows to take out the leaders, etc.
Anything goes!

To enter the scum fest, please write a personal ad in the DM 100 newsletter,
declaring your intention to join the contest, or send an email to managerr@aol.com

Please include warrior name and ID numbers of the contestants.  You may enter the
competition up until Turn 494.

Prizes will be announced after the competition begins.  The point of the contest is
to prove you have the scummiest scum, and necessarily for a silly prize.

Good luck and Happy Scumming!

-- Manager

6 April 2005
                                SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE

     I would like to make a formal announcement to all the managers of Alastari that
the inaugural/memorial challenge put forth by Abarsis, The Slaughter Priest (Richard
Hammes) has been approved by the commission.  The contest will be held in TROCAR,
arena 54, beginning on the turn that starts around June 2nd.  Keep in mind that this
is a slow arena.  Before I go on, I would like to personally thank the commission for
procuring an outstanding top prize for this contest.  This announcement follows my
last and entry into the contest will be a minimum $5 donation, which I will pool and
give to a charity in the San Diego area in Richard Hammes' name and memory.  My
address is at the end.  Once the donation is made, I intend to notify RSI of the
charity and amount we donated as a matter of pride for them and us in this game!  I
will notify everyone in an all arena ad as well.
     The contest is pretty simple.  Any team may enter, there are no restrictions on
fight experience!  There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed
and only one single use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins.  To
help eliminate any interference, I am going to allow avoids of non-contest teams in
case they are there to manipulate and affect the winner of the contest.  Scoring is
as follows:

1 point for winning
1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill)
1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of
     personals beyond one you still only get one point).  Make sure it is written
     from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will
     not get the point.
-1 point for losing
-1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed)

     The contest will last for 12 turns, again beginning roughly June 2nd.  May I
point out that if you use your Dark Arena fight you will get either 2 points, for
winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights count in the scoring.  It matters not if
you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand-in; they still count as much as fighting a
contest warrior.  This will be a test of basic strategy with a touch of luck added in
as well.
     If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each
warrior entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in
death, cannot score points!  Break the no DA, challenge, or avoid rules (except
avoids of non-contest teams) and you will be DQ'd as soon as the transgression is
discovered.  To keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no
messing with these rules.  Of course you may DA the one time, just as a
clarification, but the second time gets you DQ'd.  This also counts if it is found
you bring a second team in for the purpose of making challenges.  You can bring a
second team, just don't think they can challenge to give you an advantage.  This
means DQ to your contest team.  A second team may also enter the contest with its own
donation of $5 and adherence to the rules.  Well, enough of that, I'm sure you'd like
to see the prizes so here they are:

1st place - +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1
     favorite knowledge
2nd place - +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge
3rd place- +1 bonus for one warrior
Iron Manager - Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion

     The resurrection potion may be used on any FE warrior, however the favorites and
+1 bonus potions must be used on a warrior with at least 5 FE.  These prizes also
must be used within 2 turns of the ending of the contest.  Even those rookie level
teams can figure out a way to use that resurrection potion if you think night fight
;), after the contest of course, so don't think this is only good for experienced
teams!  Check your rosters and unused RU's and see if you can't find a reason to come
and test your mettle!
     Again, entry fee is a minimum $5 donation, money order preferred method but if
that doesn't work for you we can figure alternate means.  If a hopeful entrant
happens to be incarcerated and the only real means of making the donation is an
account transfer, please make sure you let me know where the transfer came from and
which team it is for.  I prefer that this only be used as donation method by
incarcerated players unless otherwise discussed with me.  Please drop me an email, or
diplo my team in Tobir(14), letting me know you are sending a donation for entry and
the amount so I can be on the lookout for it in the mail.  Thanks to all who have
sent their sympathies regarding our game's loss of a kind and admirable soul and my
best wishes to all!

Street Legal
Jeff Bura
193 Pepperidge Dr.
Wixom, MI 48393
triumph1971@hotmail.com
THE DEATH SQUAD (63) in Tobir, arena 14

12 April 2005
                               A Question of Contests
                               by Hammer the WordSmith

     The familiar figure of a veteran manager clad in an Elven War Cloak at a lone
outpost somewhere near the cross roads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen sorted through his
vast disarray of DM papers and notes.
     Hammer pondered upon the recent dispatches that he had received regarding the
upcoming contests that he had been invited to participate in; after all, most contest
managers enjoyed having a HAMMERZ stable on the sands, due to the fact that they were
usually comprised of dues paying gladiators who were just a cut above the average RSI
Stand Ins.
     The Scum Fest in ADM sponsored by the veteran manager named Manager looked like
an entertaining offer, but alas, Hammer had NO candidates worthy enough to warrant
spending the cycle fees for their fleeting participation in such a contest.
     Perhaps sometime in the future, when Hammer succeeded in graduating some Aimers
and a promising candidate from one of his slow arena stables, would be the proper
time.
     TW4 in DM 47 was already on Hammer's list of contests to participate in,
especially with the convening of the Clown Circus in North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena,
along with all the other zany personalities and alliances that promised to make this
the greatest ever Turf War contest that Alastari had ever witnessed upon the bloody
arena sands!
     Those same Clowns had sent Hammer an invitation to participate in a contest that
their Dark Knighties were sponsoring in an Andorian slow arena, but Hammer also had
an invitation to send a stable to DM 54 for a contest being held in the memory of
Slaughter Priest, one of Hammer's former alliance mates who had met with an untimely
and violently unexpected death while doing a good deed for a friend off world in San
Diego.
     Also added into the mix was an intriguing contest being sponsored by Zalgor
Prigg that was to be staged in a few months in the currently closed DM 13 Dullens
Regular Arena.
     Zalgor had contacted Hammer earlier in the year to inform the veteran manager
that his newest contest would feature a first round Dark Arena Challenge to level the
playing field.  Also, each gladiator would have a hyphenated Style listing after
their name for the Style Masters competition.
     An All Arena Ad Announcement was expected to be filed by Zalgor sometime before
the Summer 2005 Tourney, thus allowing the DM 13 Dark Arena Replacement Warriors from
the Dullens Contest to enter the Rookie Fall Mailer Tourney to prep for the contest.
     Hammer had been considering sponsoring such a Dark Arena First Round Type
Contest, but it would be much better to just enter the Zalgor sponsored contest,
rather than to be subjected to all the current Contest Host Harassment that was
plaguing the many contest arenas throughout Alastari.
     A grim smile crossed the lips of Hammer as he thought about the possibility of
the Clowns getting a taste of their own medicine while sponsoring their Andorian
contest.
     Hammer quickly took a pen and paper, writing instructions to his gladiator
trainer GrimmDorr at his Hammerz Flower Garden Morya Manor Estate on the Lake on the
outskirts of the DM 28 Morya Arena, to assemble a Cast of Cast Offs to enter the
upcoming contest being sponsored by Zalgor Prigg.
     Hammer jotted down a note to file the following stable with the Gladiatorial
Commission once Zalgor Prigg had announced the contest in Dullens DM 13 Arena:
     ASTONISH HAMMERS stable to register DARK ARENA HAMMER--SL, DARK ARENA HAMMER--
ST, DARK ARENA HAMMER--AB, DARK ARENA HAMMER--BA and DARK ARENA HAMMER--PS for the
Zalgor Prigg sponsored contest in Dullens DM 13 whenever the Gladiatorial Commission
was ready.
     Hammer then turned his attention to the two slow arena contest invitations that
tugged at his emotions for full participation.
     However, there was only room for one more stable addition in the current plans
of the veteran manager, who had deactivated his SNOW CALL HAMMERZ in DM 50 to devote
his attention to entering a new stable in a promising slow arena contest.
     Street Legal had recently cleared the air with the Gladiatorial Commission in
regards to sponsoring SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE in DM 54, which would begin in Trocar
around the first week of June.
     As yet, there seemed to be NO OFFICIAL ALL ARENA ANNOUNCEMENT from the Clowns
regarding their contest in an Andorian slow arena.
     These Clowns had a lot to learn about sponsoring and advertising contests!
     Hammer thought back to two years ago when Maximillian had convinced the veteran
manager to Co-Sponsor Maximillian's Morya Madness in the DM 28 slow arena.
     Abarsis the Slaughter Priest had answered the call to cross blades in the
Madness by entering a stable named LEE FAMILY.
     LEE FAMILY had NOT missed a single fight during the Madness until Slaughter
Priest's life was snuffed out one dark night in San Diego while helping a friend.
     When the Delarq Death Fest was sponsored by Hammer in the DM 59 Illis slow
arena, Slaughter Priest had answered the call to cross blades by sending a stable
named FASCIST DROOL to compete for the Ten Death Fest Prize Categories.
     Abarsis the Slaughter Priest a.k.a. Richard Hammes had been a true DM friend and
a fine competitor among many, not to mention a close comrade in arms while Hammer had
been a member of the Vendetta Cartel.
     As was written by Street Legal a.k.a. Jeff Bura in a recent All Arena Ad Eulogy
to the Memory of Slaughter Priest a.k.a. Richard Hammes:
     "On November 10, 2004, Richard Hammes was taken from us in a senseless act of
violence during a robbery attempt at a friend's store where he sometimes worked.  He
was watching the store so his friend could go home to tend to his son who had taken
ill."
     Now the DM Community who either knew Rich personally from the RT and VC Emails,
or from crossing blades on the sands with this avid DM competitor; now have the
opportunity to Honor His Memory by competing in a DM 54 contest held in his Honor.
     Could Hammer do no less?
     This was an opportunity to set aside personal goals and allocate the necessary
funds to enter a stable in SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE to Honor the Memory of Rich Hammes!
     Hammer quickly filled out an entry form to dispatch to the Gladiatorial
Commission to register the following stable in DM 54 Trocar for SLAUGHTER'S
CHALLENGE:
     Be it known that MEMORIAL HAMMERZ are hereby registering SLAUGHTER HAMMER, FASC
DROOL HAMMER, LEE FAMILY HAMMER, HONOR RICH HAMMER and GRUNGE GRL HAMMER in DM 54
Trocar for the Street Legal sponsored contest in Honor of Richard Hammes a.k.a.
Abarsis the Slaughter Priest.
     GRUNGE GIRL was one of Slaughter Priest's warriors from his FASCIST DROOL.
stable that was entered in the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59 Illis Arena, so it was only
fitting to name one of the MEMORIAL HAMMERZ gladiators after one of Rich's warriors
that had competed in a Hammer Sponsored Contest.
     Hammer leaned back in his chair and reflected upon the memories of his fallen
comrade from his days in the Vendetta Cartel. Tears moistened the veteran manager's
eyes upon every remembrance of his fallen VC comrade in arms.
     Hopefully the odd assortment of veteran and newbie managers would answer the
call to cross blades in Honor of the fallen Slaughter Priest in the type of contest
that Rich had envisioned to one day Sponsor and Participate with some of Alastari's
Finest Managers!
     This One's for YOU Rich/Slaughter Priest; May You Rest in Peace!

Hammer
WordSmith
WeaponSmith
Minister of War
kLk Knight
Illuminati Ice Pick

12 April 2005
                           FRATSFA'S QUEST FOR THE BEST!!!

     Rollup certs aplenty!  Need to know favorites for warriors initiate or above?
SURE!  Renaming of both the arena and the D.A. Monsters?  Why not!  Skill bonus
potions?  Of course!  This and more is all possible for the top 10 (ten) teams in:
Fratsfa's Quest for the Best!
     What does it cost you ask?  NOTHING!  Who is running the contest and putting up
the total of 30 rollup certs as prizes to be split up amongst the top 6 (six) teams?
Dark Knight Wasby, Dark Knight Goat and Dark Knight Toker of the Desolate Empire of
vendett@UNITED!  The gaming commission is also going to supply prizes for the top 10
(ten) teams.  Where?  FRATSFA DM-52!  When?  The month of July, T-207.
     Rules!  We, of the Desolate Empire, do not like the word Rules!  So, we use the
term requirements.  Here they are:

1.  One team per manager entered in the contest.
2.  Only (1) Total Parry on your team at a time.
3.  You must declare (1) warrior as your team's scout.
4.  Managers that have teams established in Fratsfa must have 3 (three) warriors in
    the initiates class by the contest's 3rd turn.  (If they wish to compete, or can
    send in new team!)
5.  If you bloodfeud, you must use a different warrior each time to score the
    bloodfeud points.
6.  You must declare your team in the p-ads to be entered.
7.  A declared champion and scout cannot be the same warrior.
8.  Champions are not required (manager's choice)!  Champions must be declared on the
    first fight.

     We are also offering 25 bonus points to managers that submit a brief history (5
paragraph minimum) including your manager and team name by the contest's 3rd turn.
These points will be added to the scores on turn 211.
     Now, on to the scoring:  Wins + Kills - Losses = base score
                                     Base score + Variants = Total Score

BASE SCORE POINTS
WIN = +1 point
KILL = +1 point
LOSS = -1 point

VARIANT SCORES
SCOUT WIN = +2 points
SCOUT LOSS = -2 points
SCOUT DEATH = -5 points
CHAMPION WIN = +3 points
CHAMPION LOSS = -3 points
STYLE MASTER FOR TURN = +1 point
MOST AVOIDED TEAM = +2 points
SUCCESSFUL BLOODFEUD = +2 points
FAILED BLOODFEUD = -2 points

     Let's say (a) team goes 3-2-2 = 3 wins + 2 kills - 2 losses = +3 base score.
His champion won (+3 pts) and is style master for this turn (+1 pt).  His scout lost
(-2), for a total turn score of +5 points.
     Now, let's say (b) team goes 1-4-1 = 1 win + 1 kill - 4 losses = -2 pts.  His
fighting marvel of a scout won (+2 pts) and the scout's win was a successful
bloodfeud (+2 pts).  So, the total points for the turn would be +2 points.  (There
was no champion on this team.)

Now on to the prizes:

1ST PLACE "FRATSFA'S BEST":
     1)  12 (Twelve) rollup gift certificates transferred to "Fratsfa's Best"
         ultimate victor.
     2)  Renaming of Fratsfa's arena for 6 (six) months.
     3)  Renaming of D.A. monsters: Wurmkin', Bandit Prince and Black Orc.
     4)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     5)  1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion.**
2ND PLACE
     1)  8 (eight) rollup gift certificates transferred to 2nd place manager.
     2)  Rename the D.A. monsters:  Dark Champion and High Elf.
     3)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     4)  1 (one) +1 bonus potion.*
3RD PLACE
     1)  4 (four) rollup gift certificates transferred to 3rd place manager.
     2)  Renaming of D.A. monsters Mountain Troll and Shewish Giant.
     3)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     4)  1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion.**
4TH PLACE
     1)  3 (three) rollup gift certificates
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     3)  Rename D.A. Monster Stone Golem
5TH PLACE
     1)  2 (two) rollup gift certificates
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     3)  Rename D.A. monster Spy Master
6TH PLACE
     1)  1 (one) rollup gift certificate
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
7TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
8TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
9TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
10 PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
STABLE STAMINA AWARDS:
     All teams that fight at least 67 of the possible 75 fights will get 1 (one) FREE
tournament entry for a warrior of that team in the first tournament after the
completion of "Fratsfa's Quest for the Best"!

-- NOTE --
* -- All potions must be used within 2 (two) turns of the contest and on initiate
(tournament class) or higher character on the same team that competed in Fratsfa,
non-transferable.
*  1 (one) favorites potion gives all faves:  Rhythm, Tactic and Weapon.
** 1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion gives +1 to 1 (one) skill.

    Our thanks go to RSI for their cooperation with us on the prizes they have
sponsored to make this contest of ours a reality.
     Any questions can be addressed to Toker, mgr. Vincere Aut Mori in DM 18 or by
email:  darkknighttoker@yahoo.com!  OR to Goat, mgr. Desolate Ones DM 47 or to Wasby,
mgr. Soul Forge in DM 47.

20 April 2005
I have returned after a five-year absence.  I expect all tithes, gifts and bequeaths
to resume as normal. -- Magic Man

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NED THE JANITOR bested DELICE THE RED in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE won victory over MOD COD in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.
ELENA overpowered ARAC IRONFIST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MR. POTATO HEAD was narrowly defeated by BUCK in a exciting 7 minute Challenge fight.
KI was devastated by RUTHLESS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA was viciously subdued by BROKEN TOE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ANIJIA ALARA easily killed PROWESS in a action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER was vanquished by PLACES THE LOTION... in a 1 minute duel.
ACE BAILEY lost to NUTCRACKER in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
PISTON HURRICANE was beaten by EVIL ELMO in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
BRIARTHORN was beaten by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE savagely defeated BLIND ILLUSION in a 2 minute Challenge match.
JOHN LONGSHORE was bested by SKI MASK in a 2 minute brutal Challenge battle.
AVALYNE WHYTE was bested by HARV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
AGLIBOL overcame GAZELLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
RYRELEE slaughtered QUONSET in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
QUIETUS viciously subdued KAIDEN in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
SIR OCCO was devastated by CREDIT LINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LONE WOLF was subdued by HALLIE O'DENE in a 1 minute bout.
SPAZZ was overpowered by HUNGRY HAROLD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DITCH RAT viciously subdued SHARON SHEW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory competition.
NUTMEG was luckily beaten by TALON in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
2 PHAT was overcome by RIPPY BRICKBOY in a action packed 5 minute duel.
RAISON D'ETRE bested BATTLESTONE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
FEAR overpowered TOOFLESS in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
TICKLES lost to R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 2 minute fight.
FIENDISH GLEE was overpowered by MAN O' WAR in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
FEALOST was outwaited by PUTZ'N ALONG in a popular 8 minute gruesome fray.
RIFT was overpowered by HEART in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
QUEEN AMAZONIA was defeated by IRON-PLATED IRV in a action packed 2 minute fight.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was overpowered by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SMELLY TOES overpowered ING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
VALLISNERIA overpowered EM in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BAYLEFYRE viciously subdued TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
GATEWAY demolished MOOSE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
EVE DREWSHADOW was handily defeated by GAR & BRILL in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SPECTRUM was subdued by FRED in a 2 minute conflict.
MABON was demolished by CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GENERAL PUBLIC beat HUMMINGBIRD in a popular 2 minute duel.
QUIFF handily defeated SUGARBEET in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
CIARAN was beaten by BLACK EYE in a exciting 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         AIMED BLOW        65 -  48 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  33 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  36 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         WALL OF STEEL     45 -  43 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    89 -  86 -  4      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  35 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  47 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 400 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        10 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 10         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NED THE JANITOR 66-2973    35  29  0  248 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123)
LUNGING ATTACK   QUIETUS 10-5165            31  12  1  216 QUBIT (1136)
WALL OF STEEL    CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288    31  15  0  207 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
BASHING ATTACK   DITCH RAT 82-15360         33  35  5  202 VERMIN! (1267)
STRIKING ATTACK  DELICE THE RED 56-3401     59  64  3  200 BAD APPLES (1091)
SLASHING ATTACK  ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944      28  17  0  187 RAZOR GRACE (1327)
TOTAL PARRY      TOOFLESS 2-5103            44  10  0  161 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442     27  22  0  133 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)
PARRY-LUNGE      KI 31-165                  28  34  1   95 AVENGERS (1321)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DELICE THE RED 56-3401.  The ten other most popular fighters were MR. POTATO HEAD 
20-442, FEALOST 1-3916, BAYLEFYRE 25-4373, 2 PHAT 72-5064, NUTMEG 7-5167, NED THE 
JANITOR 66-2973, BUCK 1-2291, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437, and ANIJIA 
ALARA 11-4675.

The least popular fighter this week was EM 15-3737.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, BRIARTHORN 12-5671, CIARAN 1-7176, MABON 
82-10314, EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246, ING 41-3532, RIFT 12-3922, FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553, 
SPAZZ 33-6207, and LONE WOLF 31-162.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            2  0 1  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  2 0  ZENSU(40)            0  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  4 1  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          6  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  5 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  
IAYE(30)             1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 42  90  0  148  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             44  10  0  161  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314)  NIANIA
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        33  21  3  185  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              54  76  1  155  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 QUIETUS 10-5165             31  12  1  216  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     31  15  0  207  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      33  40  1  139  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          33  18  1  145  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 TALON 18-7782               33  12  1  187  GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319)    TALCAMA
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      27  22  0  133  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      15  12  1   60  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           15   3  0  102  BRETHREN OF SIN (1334)     LYRATILAN
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         21  17  1  102  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            31  33  1  183  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SPAZZ 33-6207               52  49  0  189  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108              96  92  2  193  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          23  19  1   74  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 SPECTRUM 40-1666            18  16  4   71  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 ING 41-3532                 16  13  1   82  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1324)     KATI-TEI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       19  13  5  108  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 ACE BAILEY 47-4948          14  19  0   58  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  23  29  0   66  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638             64  87  3  202  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      59  64  3  200  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       59  77  0  202  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 RYRELEE 59-478              28  14  1  246  HARE CONTROL (1290)        ILLIS
 PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437        47  36  0  116  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 ELENA 63-2356               28  10  0  209  SITTIN' ON ACES (1302)     AMEN-TEI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       51  87  0   61  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 FRED 65-5333                27  11  0   83  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     35  29  0  248  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       28  17  0  187  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 2 PHAT 72-5064              29  13  1  188  VERMIN (771)               DRAGONHEAD
 FEAR 82-10416               27  42  1  203  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271)    DWES EG
 HEART 97-1096               18  19  4  160  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273)  SHADOW GROVE
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  12  13  5   87  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  18  11  4  164  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE