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Date   : 05/04/2005    Duedate: 05/17/2005

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DM-101    TURN-401

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 ARCANE BEACH 98/1305  156   84  1 65.0      OPEN SESAME 50/824                    
    GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/1319                    NOT QUITE 59/1237                     
  2 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   277  180  4 60.6      ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                    
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147                      BLOWN AWAY 44/820                     
  3 SEEING RED 26/1345     47   35  0 57.3      MILITARY MAYHEM 31/133                
    MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326                  10 ALL FINESSE 38/1236    90   90  1 50.0
    RAZOR GRACE 67/1327                         CLEVER LINGO 46/1212                  
    FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574                        SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                
  4-BLADES OF ICE 7/162   366  295  7 55.4      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227               
    BLADES OF STEEL 17/1068                     BATHTUB ARMADA 7/1196                 
  5 HYBRIDS V 82/1340     308  255  1 54.7   11-PRIMAL FURY 28/1347    11   11  0 50.0
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341                   12 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   405  548  9 42.5
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339                JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306               13 DARKMOON 12/1197       30   41  0 42.3
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1273               14 THE SABBATS 82/1330    59   81  1 42.1
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1271                    LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318             
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274                UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/1324               
  6 QUBIT 10/1136         937  781 10 54.5      HARE CONTROL 59/1290                  
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                      15 BRETHREN OF  25/1334   26   39  1 40.0
    TRIPLE CROWN 15/990                         GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/1314             
    KNOT WHOLE 2/1333                        16 MY PETS 9/554         495  754 13 39.6
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                            GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    SNOTZI'S II 33/813                          RHYME TYME 55/449                     
    SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791                    17 REDHORSE 56/1325      147  235  1 38.5
    VERMIN! 82/1267                             MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    VERMIN 72/771                            18 REFORMERS 64/1095     469  782  5 37.5
  7 THE GREENHOU 30/1219  118  108  0 52.2      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516                     BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123              19 AVENGERS 31/1321       10   26  0 27.8
    SITTIN' ON ACES 63/1302                     LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320                
    PUERCO'S PINATA 53/700                      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348                
  8 TWISTED SESA 99/1307  110  102  1 51.9      AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323                
  9 SPARF! 20/1069        722  689 10 51.2      MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342                
    HANGOVERS 59/1153                     

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     What a day!  Forty-one fights, it was almost like the Good Old Days.  Of course, 
the Mimes were out in force, which weakens that.  Instead of eighty-two warriors, we 
had seventy-seven and five Mimes.  But it still wasn't bad.  The Mimes can put on a 
good show if they try.  Nobody died that I noticed.  Remember, people, if you want 
your death to make a splash, you have to MAKE a splash.  Drama, that's the name of 
the game.  Twelve challenges today, coulda used more, but one was TV, which always 
impresses the fans.  The longest fight was six minutes.  Sounds good to me:  long 
enough for people to admire the action, but not so long they get bored.  Can't have 
the fans getting bored.
     In the official notes, I forget who made 'em, one of the golems, it says that 
Military Mayhem avoided the Tuft Tuggers.  Okay.  Didn't want personals written to 
'em, hey?  To each their own.  And there is a suggestion--I don't know why these 
golems can't speak plainly, trying to be cute, I suppose--that Gar & Brill got the 
most challenges.  I assure you, Gar & Brill is a highly challenged warrior, sometimes 
even challenged by the effort of walking out onto the sands.  And gods forbid anyone 
should ask him to chew gum at the same time!

     Some quick notes on the fights themselves:
     GAZELLE (56-3701) (19-16-0,30) of REDHORSE fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-0-0,30) 
of the College of Mimes.  GAZELLE viciously subdued LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute bloody 
match.  The stewards wouldn't let the Lake Sailor carry his belaying pin, and he 
blames his loss on this.
     JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (23-29-0,55) of TUFT TUGGERS fought BLACK EYE (60-6163) 
(29-19-0,85) of JOKA MASHER!  JOHN LONGSHORE was viciously subdued by BLACK EYE in a 
crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.  And now John's eyes are black.  Or maybe blue?
     BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (17-14-1,62) of DARKMOON fought TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (23-
15-1,85) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  BRIARTHORN lost to TEDDY RUXPIN in a crowd pleasing 3 
minute brutal duel.  Trust a Chaos Lord to be brutal.  They aren't really chaotic, 
you know, because TRUE chaos would require them to sometimes be nice, not all chaotic 
chances are bad.
     CROOKED HOOF (56-3493) (27-16-0,74) of REDHORSE fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-
0,70) of the College of Mimes.  CROOKED HOOF was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 
minute one-sided fight.  Very mean, that Spirit.  The fans cheering wildly at the end 
of this match were all standbys from various arenas here on the Isle.  They like to 
see one of their own win.
     MOOSE (56-3459) (16-20-0,50) of REDHORSE fought CIARAN (1-7176) (20-15-1,63) of 
MANNEQUIN'S BEST.  MOOSE was overcome by CIARAN in a 2 minute duel.  After all, 
Ciaran was one of the BEST.

     BLIND ILLUSION (22-6379) (15-12-1,60) of MEDIEVAL CHAOS fought EM (15-3737) (22-
34-0,66) of LORDS OF DARKNESS.  BLIND ILLUSION was viciously subdued by EM in a crowd 
pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.  Next time, get a sighted illusion.  Better odds, even 
though this fight was fought inside a veil of darkness.  (Not dark from the stands, 
but the stewards say that on the sands, it was inky.)
     TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD (53-5637) (23-29-0,66) of PUERCO'S PINATA fought BROKEN TOE 
(56-3683) (23-40-1,85) of REDHORSE.  TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD demolished BROKEN TOE in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  I wouldn't want to be a pinata, all the time 
getting hit by kids with sticks, and the moms standing around to make sure nobody 
beats up their little thugs.  The pinata must love a chance to hit back.
     ING (41-3532) (16-13-1,82) of UNEARTHLY PIMPS fought SKI MASK (58-5869) (43-74-
0,67) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  ING was demolished by SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched 
match.  It will be interesting to hear the Duck on the concept of an unearthly pim.
     MABON (82-10314) (0-6-0,15) of THE SABBATS fought AGLIBOL (12-5848) (16-7-0,42) 
of DARKMOON.  MABON was devastated by AGLIBOL in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.  
Very mythic, this fight.
     SPECTRUM (40-1666) (18-16-4,71) of AS FAR AS SIAM fought AVALYNE WHYTE (11-3270) 
(19-17-1,87) of TUFT TUGGERS.  SPECTRUM was devastated by AVALYNE WHYTE in a 1 minute 
one-sided battle.  Yes... I suppose that makes sense.  White light versus the 
spectrum, and if the light is stronger, well, there you are.  But Avalyne better 
watch out for prisms.

     QUIFF (10-4779) (18-9-0,94) of QUBIT fought PLACES THE LOTION... (98-909) (12-
13-5,87) of ARCANE BEACH DAY.  QUIFF was bested by PLACES THE LOTION... in a popular 
3 minute duel.  Quiff could NOT figure out where to put that lotion.
     KI (31-165) (28-34-1,95) of AVENGERS fought ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (24-23-
1,72) of TUFT TUGGERS.  KI was narrowly defeated by ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in an action 
packed 3 minute brutal bout.  A narrow defeat.  These puzzle me.  I could see that it 
was a close match.  But where, exactly, does the "narrow" part come in?
     HARV (82-20046) (14-5-1,104) of 4-LETTER NAMES fought NINJA FERD (101-30) (0-0-
0,130) of the College of Mimes.  HARV overpowered NINJA FERD in a popular 1 minute 
brutal one-sided match.  This will make Ninja Ferd really wrothy, so don't get too 
close to him in the bars tonight.
     SMELLY TOES (82-17409) (16-8-0,106) of HYBRIDS V fought KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-
0,170) of the College of Mimes.  SMELLY TOES was vanquished by KATRINA in a 1 minute 
one-sided fray.  Katrina has a real "thing" about stinky feet.
     RUTHLESS (15-4591) (24-14-0,117) of TRIPLE CROWN fought VALLISNERIA (30-3226) 
(21-17-1,102) of THE GREENHOUSE.  RUTHLESS was overpowered by VALLISNERIA in a 1 
minute one-sided fight.  Now, if it had been a race, the story would have been 
different.

     Our longest fight:  RIFT (12-3922) (27-18-1,130) of SPIRITUAL GIFT fought MR. 
POTATO HEAD (20-442) (27-22-0,133) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  RIFT was beaten by MR. POTATO 
HEAD in an action packed 6 minute competition.  The trouble with ol' Spud, he doesn't 
care about getting his lumps, he's lumpy to begin with.  So he just wades in and 
starts mashing.
     MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (26-33-3,114) of REDHORSE fought MAN O' WAR (15-4517) 
(33-18-1,145) of TRIPLE CROWN.  MOUNTAIN GOAT was handily defeated by MAN O' WAR in a 
1 minute uneven bout.  The "handy" in this fight is a joke, since we've got a goat 
and a horse on the sands.  But everybody knows that a horse can out-trample a goat, 
if he doesn't get butted first.
     KOOKABURRA (33-4151) (60-78-2,146) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES fought QUEEN AMAZONIA 
(12-4796) (33-40-1,139) of DARKMOON.  KOOKABURRA was overpowered by QUEEN AMAZONIA in 
an exciting 1 minute uneven match.  Of course.  Queens always win.  It's in their job 
description.
     BATTLESTONE (66-2980) (32-25-0,171) of FRAG 'EM ALL! fought BAYLEFYRE (25-4373) 
(15-3-0,102) of BRETHREN OF SIN.  BATTLESTONE overpowered BAYLEFYRE in a popular 1 
minute uneven fight.  A battle of the bees!  Listen to 'em buzz.
     QUONSET (10-4990) (40-27-0,172) of QUBIT fought TOOFLESS (2-5103) (44-10-0,161) 
of GLORY BOUND TROLLS.  QUONSET savagely defeated TOOFLESS in a popular 3 minute 
gruesome fight.  Will somebody PLEASE get that troll a tooth?

     TICKLES (9-3486) (54-76-1,155) of MY PETS fought SIR OCCO (10-5079) (31-20-
0,165) of SIR AGLIO.  TICKLES handily defeated SIR OCCO in a 1 minute one-sided 
contest.  And very undignified it was, too.
     2 PHAT (72-5064) (29-13-1,188) of VERMIN fought BATTLING BOB (101-26) (0-0-
0,200) of the College of Mimes.  2 PHAT was beaten by BATTLING BOB in an action 
packed 1 minute fray.  What can I say?  All the standbys ate Wheaties for breakfast 
today, and it DOES work.
     CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (10-23-0,192) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY fought ARAC IRONFIST 
(67-1944) (28-17-0,187) of RAZOR GRACE.  CREDIT LINE overpowered ARAC IRONFIST in an 
exciting 1 minute uneven fight.  They do say that you can solve a lot of problems by 
throwing money at them.
     FEAR (82-10416) (27-42-1,203) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY fought DELICE THE RED (56-
3401) (59-64-3,200) of BAD APPLES.  FEAR was overpowered by DELICE THE RED in a 1 
minute mismatched conflict.  Ah, the redhead knows no fear, eh?
     SPAZZ (33-6207) (52-49-0,189) of SNOTZI'S II fought R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) 
(18-11-4,164) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.  SPAZZ was demolished by R IS FOR REPUGNANT in 
an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.  I found this whole match repugnant for some 
reason.  Maybe it was because I laughed at the wrong moment and got beer up my nose.

     LONE WOLF (31-162) (31-33-1,183) of AVENGERS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (64-87-
3,202) of RHYME TYME.  LONE WOLF was bested by MOD COD in an exciting 1 minute fight.  
Flattened by a fish, cudgeled by a cod, the ignominy!
     TALON (18-7782) (33-12-1,187) of GET OUTTA MY WAY fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (96-
92-2,193) of VIOLENT FEMS.  TALON was viciously subdued by KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 
2 minute bloody bout.  Take note, gladiators, Kaiden really IS a violent fem, though 
not terribly fatale.
     HALLIE O'DENE (58-6018) (59-77-0,202) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought HEART (97-
1096) (18-19-4,160) of ORGANS ON THE SAND.  HALLIE O'DENE was overpowered by HEART in 
a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.  You've heard people say that "so-and-so is 
all heart"?  This is that kind of deal, and some people are just softies when it 
comes to heart.

     Ah, the challenge matches:
     NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (23-19-1,74) of ALL FINESSE challenged PROWESS (2-5155) 
(20-21-0,78) of KNOT WHOLE.  Up 4.  NUTCRACKER devastated PROWESS in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.  A hint, Prowess, don't wear a hazelnut helmet 
when up against a nutcracker.
     SLIPPERY NIPPLE (59-2323) (18-4-1,82) of HANGOVERS challenged GATEWAY (82-15631) 
(14-3-0,84) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES.  Up 2.  SLIPPERY NIPPLE was overpowered by 
GATEWAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  I had a hangover once, and I'm glad 
to see this one bite the dust.  You ever think about that phrase?  If you keep your 
mouth shut as you fall, you wouldn't get it full of dust.  Remember that.
     SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (21-21-1,66) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged CARRIE 
NATION (64-4054) (51-87-0,61) of REFORMERS.  Down 5.  SEGALLION SUNDANCER narrowly 
defeated CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute Challenge melee.  Narrow again!  It must be 
Segallion who's the narrow one, because we all know Carrie is, in all senses, a 
broad.
     BLACK JACK SHELACK (47-4850) (19-13-1,74) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged FRED (65-
5333) (27-11-0,83) of MYSTERY MACHINE.  Up 9.  BLACK JACK SHELACK was defeated by 
FRED in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  In fact, Jack got a shellacking.  I'm sure he 
appreciated it.

     ACE BAILEY (47-4948) (14-19-0,58) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HUMMINGBIRD (56-
3475) (23-25-0,63) of REDHORSE.  Up 5.  ACE BAILEY narrowly defeated HUMMINGBIRD in a 
2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.  Again with the narrow!  And I would think going 
after a hummingbird would require a broad approach.  All that nervous darting around.
     EVE DREWSHADOW (53-6246) (20-17-0,40) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged GAR & BRILL 
(38-4252) (28-50-0,64) of JUST BECAUSE.  Up 24.  EVE DREWSHADOW won victory over GAR 
& BRILL in a 1 minute Challenge duel.  This is Most Challenged Gar & Brill.  Good to 
see the Gar taken to the cleaners, because it was filthy.
     SUGARBEET (7-5219) (23-20-1,73) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged GENERAL PUBLIC 
(31-3112) (16-14-1,79) of MILITARY MAYHEM.  Up 6.  SUGARBEET was devastated by 
GENERAL PUBLIC in a 1 minute Challenge competition.  Yes, indeed!  Sugar is OUT these 
days, it's all formaldehyde with the public.
     EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (16-11-4,87) of TWISTED SESAME challenged PISTON HURRICANE 
(40-2287) (18-6-0,53) of AS FAR AS SIAM.  Down 34.  EVIL ELMO slimly won victory over 
PISTON HURRICANE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  Is this a case of managers with 
grudges?  Who knows?, since they won't talk.

     FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (19-13-5,108) of CLEVER LINGO challenged FEALOST (1-
3916) (44-59-1,109) of MOSSRUNNERS.  Up 1.  FIENDISH GLEE subdued FEALOST in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.  Good job, Glee.  We don't want anyone 
running moss around HERE.
     STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (38-39-1,189) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DITCH RAT (82-
15360) (33-35-5,202) of VERMIN!  Up 13.  STEVE MCQUEEN slimly won victory over DITCH 
RAT in a 5 minute Challenge contest.  Everybody likes to see a rat go down.  I like 
it myself.  I hate rats.  And mice, too.
     CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (31-15-0,207) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged RYRELEE 
(59-478) (28-14-1,246) of HARE CONTROL.  Up 39.  CADDY JACKKNIFE was demolished by 
RYRELEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  What did you expect, Caddy?  
Skills, I hope.  And you might try some of that Greasy Kid Stuff on your hair.
     ANIJIA ALARA (11-4675) (17-10-1,100) of MANIACAL TUFTS TV challenged BUCK (1-
2291) (42-90-0,148) of MOSSRUNNERS.  TV up 48.  ANIJIA ALARA viciously subdued BUCK 
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.  This Anijia is clearly a tough woman.  
Congrats on the TV, by the way.

     And for the title, a random match because nobody wants a part of the ex-janitor:  
NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (35-29-0,248) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought QUIETUS (10-
5165) (31-12-1,216) of QUBIT.  NED THE JANITOR beat QUIETUS in a crowd pleasing 3 
minute Title conflict.  No surprise here, but Quietus gets a salute for holding out 
three minutes.  Congratulations to both of you, but for different Things.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     36  29  0  266  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RYRELEE 59-478              29  14  1  265  HARE CONTROL (1290)        ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      60  64  3  213  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KAIDEN 35-3108              97  92  2  210  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
-ELENA 63-2356               28  10  0  209  SITTIN' ON ACES (1302)     AMEN-TEI
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         11  23  0  208  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 MOD COD 55-2638             65  87  3  204  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       39  39  1  203  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 QUIETUS 10-5165             31  13  1  200  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
-EXILE 7-4618                32  28  1  198  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 QUONSET 10-4990             41  27  0  194  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     31  16  0  194  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 DITCH RAT 82-15360          33  36  5  192  VERMIN! (1267)             DWES EG
 HEART 97-1096               19  19  4  191  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273)  SHADOW GROVE
 FEAR 82-10416               27  43  1  190  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1271)    DWES EG
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  19  11  4  190  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE
-UZI 44-1701                 30  29  1  189  BLOWN AWAY (820)           KRILL
 2 PHAT 72-5064              29  14  1  186  VERMIN (771)               DRAGONHEAD
-RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        33  21  3  185  BATHTUB ARMADA (1196)      BONSUR
 TALON 18-7782               33  13  1  185  GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319)    TALCAMA
 LONE WOLF 31-162            31  34  1  183  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-NUTMEG 7-5167               30  23  1  180  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       28  18  0  178  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 TICKLES 9-3486              55  76  1  176  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
-APPLE JACK 47-4011          31  25  4  176  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         33  25  0  173  FRAG 'EM ALL! (574)        TARRGIR
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218         29  23  1  172  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       59  78  0  170  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 SPAZZ 33-6207               52  50  0  168  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             44  11  0  164  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314)  NIANIA
-BECKY 17-5782               22  10  3  156  BLADES OF STEEL (1068)     ALJAFIR
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      34  40  1  154  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JOE KING 47-2223            31  52  1  150  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SIR OCCO 10-5079            31  21  0  150  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          34  18  1  147  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      28  22  0  145  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
-AEDON 7-4295                42  31  1  139  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          60  79  2  132  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675        18  10  1  132  MANIACAL TUFTS (1147)      ARUAK CITY
-ROT TEN EGGS 47-3099        37  36  0  131  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RIFT 12-3922                27  19  1  131  SPIRITUAL GIFT (791)       RIZTAB
-OSCAR 50-3153               30   8  0  130  OPEN SESAME (824)          SNOWBOUND
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         23  23  1  129  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 HARV 82-20046               15   5  1  128  4-LETTER NAMES (1341)      DWES EG
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         22  17  1  125  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 BUCK 1-2291                 42  91  0  121  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
-KONGOL 7-4524               36  33  2  121  BLADES OF ICE (162)        BONSUR
-PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437        47  36  0  116  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       26  34  3  116  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       20  13  5  115  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 SMELLY TOES 82-17409        16   9  0  112  HYBRIDS V (1340)           DWES EG
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           15   4  0  111  BRETHREN OF SIN (1334)     LYRATILAN
 FEALOST 1-3916              44  60  1  105  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            24  15  0  100  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 GATEWAY 82-15631            15   3  0  100  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  13  13  5  100  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270       20  17  1   95  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      17  14  1   92  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRED 65-5333                28  11  0   90  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   25  23  1   90  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           17  11  4   90  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        24  15  1   89  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 QUIFF 10-4779               18  10  0   88  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 SKI MASK 58-5869            44  74  0   87  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           30  19  0   87  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          24  19  1   87  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  24  29  0   87  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 KI 31-165                   28  35  1   80  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-MAXIMUS DECIMUS 28-3440     22  10  0   76  NORTHERN BADLANDS (1346)   MORYA
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  19  14  1   76  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     18   5  1   76  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 EM 15-3737                  23  34  0   74  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)   MALCORN
 SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  22  21  1   71  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          17  15  1   68  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            23  21  1   67  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 PROWESS 2-5155              20  22  0   67  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
 ACE BAILEY 47-4948          15  19  0   67  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 CIARAN 1-7176               21  15  1   66  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 SPECTRUM 40-1666            18  17  4   66  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          23  41  1   65  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-LAVA RUNNER 28-3864         20   4  1   65  PRIMAL FURY (1347)         MORYA
 ING 41-3532                 16  14  1   64  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1324)     KATI-TEI
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        27  17  0   62  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      23  30  0   62  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
-PINK 26-4180                18   7  1   62  SEEING RED (1345)          CALEAM
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    18   7  0   62  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       51  88  0   58  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246      21  17  0   57  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      15  13  1   57  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         23  26  0   56  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   21   7  1   56  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 MOOSE 56-3459               16  21  0   51  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         28  51  0   49  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             17   7  0   46  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 GAZELLE 56-3701             20  16  0   36  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 MABON 82-10314               0   7  0   15  THE SABBATS (1330)         DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Arvat's (32) 500th cycle is rapidly approaching.  Be there!

Five matchups and a 1-4.  Not so nice... -- Tankesh

G. Puerco -- Ah...come on, where's your sense of competitive spirit!  It's not like
you don't know anything about MY warriors.  But don't sweat it, except for Britt's
guys now and then, I never let my guys challenge you all.  Of course, Anij will be a
bit put off, so you'll just have to put up with her fussing. -- Tankesh
P.S.  My crew is the same from last split with a couple recent graduate additions.  I
haven't run much here so they've got nowhere to go.  Bwahahaha....

Ned -- You know, as soon as you're done flapping your broomsticks like a flightless
chicken, we can get on to addressing your concerns.  It appears that our managers are
pretty gutless and I can't challenge you.  <rolls her eyes>  But Tankesh doesn't mind
so much.  So how about this...when I get up there, if you can persuade Puerco to do
so, you can challenge me, ok?  Would that alleviate some of your fear?  Or Puerco's
fear that I could tailor my strat for you or some such?  Just come and get me, ok! --
Anij
P.S.  Let's see how fast I can get up there.  If I do so soon, I'll try to target
some of those tougher warriors you don't want to mess with.  Just let me know.

Broken Toe -- It is a lovely tune, isn't it?  I only wish those Canadians could
properly sing as well when they spout the national anthems of other countries. --
Zlatina
P.S.  I'm giving the weapon a try.  Seems to work ok at this point.
P.P.S.  Win some, lose some.

Prowess -- Oops!  Sorry!  Didn't mean to have you wake up in a meat locker! -- Anij

Places the Lotion... -- Just trying to get a feel for you.  And I SWEAR I was
protecting that location.  Time to change up. -- Segallion

Ski Mask -- Ok, that is not working so well.  For the greatest duck in these arenas,
you sure don't teach well. -- John Longshore

Harv -- You're pretty fast.  My defense was having an off-day, that's for sure. --
Avalyne

Moose -- Er, eh...the commission has me listed wrong.   I assume you checked their
listings and didn't mistake the featureless armor I wear for being androgynous.  I've
always wondered how they came up with that one too.  I TOLD them, but they are just
too thick headed. -- John Longshore

Carrie Nation -- Pride?  Cats?  Are you making some kind of misassociation, or a
really bad pun?  Though for the life of me I can not understand where I come off as
proud nor a cat.  Hey, wait, did the commission twist my demographics again?
Confounded.... -- Avalyne (An Araoi high priestess with more pride in her friendships
than herself.)

     They're always doing it.

Ned the (ex)-Janitor -- (bowing slightly)  I see that I cannot match the stamina
gained by long hours in long corridors with a broom, even though you no longer wield
one.  My thanks for the challenge, and I wish I'd had it in me to take that title
away from you!  But you handle it better than most here have done. -- Delice the Red

John Longshore -- I give you the beak-snap of scorn, you ridiculous mammal!  I fly
over you incontinently.  Bah. -- Ski Mask, Founder and President of Ducks With Swords
and charter member of the Mammal Defamation League

Lone Wolf -- I don't believe I've noticed you around before.  Newcomer?  Though I
couldn't welcome you with a win (I have my principles), I am delighted to offer you
the skills and ratings, which I suspect you will turn against me the first time you
get a chance, but that's what it's all about, isn't it? -- Hallie O'Dene

Mabon -- You were CLEARLY drunk to have come out armed like that, given your style.
And it just goes to show what happens to those who duel while drunk. -- Carrie Nation
P.S.  I thought a sabbat was actually a sabot and a kind of wooden shoe.  Not a
drunken dwarf.

Tankesh -- Are YOU implying that you belong in the aforementioned group? -- Hallie
O'Dene, asking because she wants to know

Tankesh -- Why should I do anything?  I'll just find a guy and blow in his ear and
he'll do whatever needs to be done. -- Delice the Red

Generalissimo Puerco -- What question?  I can't find any question here. -- Leeta,
just glancing in

All -- Is it just me, or has the competition here gotten rougher?  And what's with
the commission warriors?  Are they on drugs now?  Here's a sampling of last turn's
fights:
     1.  Ryrelee, with 50% less arena fights, kills Quonset in one minute.
     2.  Rippy Brickboy, a commission warrior P-strike, devastates 2 Phat, a 29-12-1
         Lunger.
     3.  Anijia Alara challenges and kills Prowess in two minutes.
     4.  Hungry Harold, a commission warrior Waste, clobbers Spazz, a maxed basher
         training stats, in one minute and learns four skills.
Momma said there'd be days like this!  Highlight of my last turn:  Ditch Rat, a maxed
basher training stats that does great damage, did manage to beat Sharon Shew, a
commission warrior basher, in just under three minutes.  I wouldn't bet on repeating
that, either. -- Sultan

     Maybe the spell that keeps the Standbys from using ALL their skills slipped?

20 April 2005
I have returned after a five-year absence.  I expect all tithes, gifts and bequeaths
to resume as normal. -- Magic Man

4 May 2005
Several questions have been asked about Slaughter's Challenge that I'd like to
address and clarify.
     1)  All Prizes must be used on the contest team, this includes the resurrection.
         Remember any fast arena team should be able to transfer to a slow arena
         (except for arena 82, I believe).
     2)  Warriors will be allowed to fight and run in the dead tourney, should there
         be one, and return if an opening can be made without breaking the rules
         (i.e. only one DA fight allowed per team).
     3)  If you win your single DA match you do not get another.  It's one use of the
         Dark Arena win or lose so if you want him/her/it dead be sure and throw the
         match!
     4)  The resurrection potion's longevity has been extended by the commission to 6
         months but the other potions (favorites, and +1 bonus) must still be used
         within 2 turns and on a 5 FE or higher warrior.  The resurrection can go on
         any warrior regardless of FE.
Street Legal

P.S.  My thanks to those already entered (Hammer, The Consortium, Tripwire, Stik, and
Shaman) and hope many more find a reason to come to arena 54.  Again, my email is
triumph1971@hotmail.com or you can diplo me in arena 14 at THE DEATH SQUAD (63) if
you need more info!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANIJIA ALARA viciously subdued BUCK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE was demolished by RYRELEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
STEVE MCQUEEN slimly won victory over DITCH RAT in a 5 minute Challenge contest.
FIENDISH GLEE subdued FEALOST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
EVIL ELMO slimly won victory over PISTON HURRICANE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SUGARBEET was devastated by GENERAL PUBLIC in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
EVE DREWSHADOW won victory over GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ACE BAILEY narrowly defeated HUMMINGBIRD in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
BLACK JACK SHELACK was defeated by FRED in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER narrowly defeated CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE was overpowered by GATEWAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
NUTCRACKER devastated PROWESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
NED THE JANITOR beat QUIETUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title conflict.
HALLIE O'DENE was overpowered by HEART in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
TALON was viciously subdued by KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
LONE WOLF was bested by MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SPAZZ was demolished by R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
FEAR was overpowered by DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CREDIT LINE overpowered ARAC IRONFIST in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
2 PHAT was beaten by BATTLING BOB in a action packed 1 minute fray.
TICKLES handily defeated SIR OCCO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
QUONSET savagely defeated TOOFLESS in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
BATTLESTONE overpowered BAYLEFYRE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
KOOKABURRA was overpowered by QUEEN AMAZONIA in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was handily defeated by MAN O' WAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
RIFT was beaten by MR. POTATO HEAD in a action packed 6 minute competition.
RUTHLESS was overpowered by VALLISNERIA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SMELLY TOES was vanquished by KATRINA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HARV overpowered NINJA FERD in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
KI was narrowly defeated by ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
QUIFF was bested by PLACES THE LOTION... in a popular 3 minute duel.
SPECTRUM was devastated by AVALYNE WHYTE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MABON was devastated by AGLIBOL in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
ING was demolished by SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD demolished BROKEN TOE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLIND ILLUSION was viciously subdued by EM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
MOOSE was overcome by CIARAN in a 2 minute duel.
CROOKED HOOF was overpowered by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BRIARTHORN lost to TEDDY RUXPIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
JOHN LONGSHORE was viciously subdued by BLACK EYE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
GAZELLE viciously subdued LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute bloody match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      16         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         AIMED BLOW        70 -  49 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  35 -  2      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         LUNGING ATTACK    87 -  83 -  4      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  38 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  44 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  35 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  47 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   8 -  0      33  |

Turn 401 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        12 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  7         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  8     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NED THE JANITOR 66-2973    36  29  0  266 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123)
STRIKING ATTACK  DELICE THE RED 56-3401     60  64  3  213 BAD APPLES (1091)
LUNGING ATTACK   KAIDEN 35-3108             97  92  2  210 VIOLENT FEMS (972)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288    31  16  0  194 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
BASHING ATTACK   DITCH RAT 82-15360         33  36  5  192 VERMIN! (1267)
SLASHING ATTACK  HEART 97-1096              19  19  4  191 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273)
TOTAL PARRY      TOOFLESS 2-5103            44  11  0  164 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442     28  22  0  145 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       24  15  1   89 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
PARRY-LUNGE      KI 31-165                  28  35  1   80 AVENGERS (1321)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RIFT 12-3922.  The ten other most popular fighters were QUONSET 10-4990, ANIJIA 
ALARA 11-4675, PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909, DITCH RAT 82-15360, QUIETUS 10-5165, 
BLACK EYE 60-6163, KAIDEN 35-3108, STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908, BRIARTHORN 12-5671, and 
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287.

The least popular fighter this week was CROOKED HOOF 56-3493.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379, ING 41-3532, SPECTRUM 40-1666, SMELLY 
TOES 82-17409, RUTHLESS 15-4591, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, SIR OCCO 10-5079, SLIPPERY 
NIPPLE 59-2323, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, and SKI MASK 58-5869.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  2 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  2 0  ZENSU(40)            0  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  1 0  DWES EG(82)          3  4 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         2  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  5 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 42  91  0  121  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             44  11  0  164  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (1314)  NIANIA
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            23  21  1   67  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              55  76  1  176  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 QUIETUS 10-5165             31  13  1  200  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     31  16  0  194  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      34  40  1  154  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          34  18  1  147  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 TALON 18-7782               33  13  1  185  GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319)    TALCAMA
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      28  22  0  145  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      15  13  1   57  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           15   4  0  111  BRETHREN OF SIN (1334)     LYRATILAN
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         22  17  1  125  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            31  34  1  183  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SPAZZ 33-6207               52  50  0  168  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108              97  92  2  210  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          24  19  1   87  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 SPECTRUM 40-1666            18  17  4   66  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 ING 41-3532                 16  14  1   64  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (1324)     KATI-TEI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       20  13  5  115  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       39  39  1  203  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  24  29  0   87  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638             65  87  3  204  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      60  64  3  213  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       59  78  0  170  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 RYRELEE 59-478              29  14  1  265  HARE CONTROL (1290)        ILLIS
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           30  19  0   87  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       51  88  0   58  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 FRED 65-5333                28  11  0   90  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     36  29  0  266  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       28  18  0  178  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 2 PHAT 72-5064              29  14  1  186  VERMIN (771)               DRAGONHEAD
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         11  23  0  208  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 HEART 97-1096               19  19  4  191  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1273)  SHADOW GROVE
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  13  13  5  100  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  19  11  4  190  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE