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Date   : 05/18/2005    Duedate: 05/31/2005

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-402

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 ARCANE BEACH 98/1305  157   85  1 64.9      THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219                
    GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/1319                  7 TWISTED SESA 99/1307  111  102  1 52.1
  2 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   280  182  4 60.6    8 ALL FINESSE 38/1236    91   93  1 49.5
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147                      SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                
  3 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327    50   35  0 58.8      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227               
    MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326                     CLEVER LINGO 46/1212                  
    FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574                      9 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   405  550  9 42.4
  4 HYBRIDS V 82/1340     312  256  1 54.9      JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339             10 DARKMOON 12/1197       30   44  0 40.5
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341                   11 MY PETS 9/554         495  757 13 39.5
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306                  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274                RHYME TYME 55/449                     
  5 QUBIT 10/1136         944  785 10 54.6   12 REDHORSE 56/1325      151  239  1 38.7
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                         MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    TRIPLE CROWN 15/990                      13 REFORMERS 64/1095     472  783  5 37.6
    KNOT WHOLE 2/1333                           CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                            BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    SNOTZI'S II 33/813                       14 AVENGERS 31/1321       11   32  0 25.6
    SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791                       LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348                
    VERMIN! 82/1267                             LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320                
  6 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700  122  109  0 52.8      AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323                
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123                 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342                
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

I guess missing a DM column isn't a capital offense here in Home Guard.  I thought
the FOGs (Fight-Outcome-Gods) might deal me a loss just to spite me.  At any rate,
I'm still here and feeling better than ever after my match with Quietus.  I enjoyed
getting put through my paces by a good lunger.  I don't know if Ryrelee or Delice
will still be here next turn, but I'll ask (no...demand!) to fight Delice with the
hopes of comparing some notes from our previous brawl.  She sure knows how to swing
an axe, and win or lose, I'll have much to think about after the dust settles.

Anijia Alara, you seem to have taken my advice to heart.  Ask and I will dig deep for
more.

Until next time,
"Steady Neddy" the (ex-)Janitor

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I don't know what this stuff is they keep handing me, Ned, but it's probably 
worse than cloves.  Glad you're still with us now that the Split has splat.  
Splotten?
     Quick and dirty today, because of stuff going on around and about and people 
telling me to get a move on and I'm TIRED, okay?  It's allowed, to be tired.
     Thirty-two fights with eight challenge matches (none of them tv).  No deaths.  
Broken Toe was most challenged, no one was most avoided.

     The challenges--no time for more, as I am expected to do the "early to bed, 
early to rise" thing and move boxes tomorrow:
     EVE DREWSHADOW (53-6246) (21-17-0,57) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged TEDDY RUXPIN 
(11-6399) (24-15-1,89) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  Up 32.  EVE DREWSHADOW handily defeated 
TEDDY RUXPIN in a 3 minute uneven Challenge melee.  A shrewd effort.
     EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (17-11-4,90) of TWISTED SESAME challenged PISTON HURRICANE 
(40-2287) (18-7-0,62) of AS FAR AS SIAM.  Down 28.  EVIL ELMO overcame PISTON 
HURRICANE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Does the defeat of the Hurricane mean good 
weather?  I could use some of that.
     AGLIBOL (12-5848) (17-7-0,46) of DARKMOON challenged BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (23-
41-1,65) of REDHORSE.  Up 19.  AGLIBOL was bested by BROKEN TOE in a popular 1 minute 
Challenge fight.  This was the Most Challenged Fight.  I won't even try to guess why.
     SUGARBEET (7-5219) (23-21-1,67) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged PROWESS (2-5155) 
(20-22-0,67) of KNOT WHOLE.  Straight across.  SUGARBEET was demolished by PROWESS in 
a 3 minute mismatched Challenge competition.  The female Prow is no pushover.
     NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (24-19-1,87) of ALL FINESSE challenged ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 
(11-4856) (25-23-1,90) of TUFT TUGGERS.  Up 3.  NUTCRACKER was bested by ZLATINA 
ANGUELOVA in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.  It isn't the season for nuts, after 
all.  This is fruit time.  As to whether that means anything, don't ask me, I'm on 
autopilot here.
     FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (20-13-5,115) of CLEVER LINGO challenged MOUNTAIN GOAT 
(56-3700) (26-34-3,116) of REDHORSE.  Up 1.  FIENDISH GLEE overpowered MOUNTAIN GOAT 
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.  WITH fiendish glee, too, I bet.
     CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (31-16-0,194) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged KAIDEN 
(35-3108) (97-92-2,210) of VIOLENT FEMS.  Up 16.  CADDY JACKKNIFE slimly won victory 
over KAIDEN in a 3 minute Challenge battle.  So much for violence, eh, Kaiden?  
Overrated stuff.

     And for the title:  NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (36-29-0,266) of ANDORIAN 
UNIVERSITY challenged DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (60-64-3,213) of BAD APPLES.  Down 53.  
NED THE JANITOR bested DELICE THE RED in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.  Good 
work, Ned.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     37  29  0  274  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         12  23  0  232  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 QUONSET 10-4990             42  27  0  213  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     32  16  0  208  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 DITCH RAT 82-15360          34  36  5  207  VERMIN! (1267)             DWES EG
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       39  39  1  203  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      60  65  3  200  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 KAIDEN 35-3108              97  93  2  199  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  20  11  4  192  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE
 SPAZZ 33-6207               53  50  0  187  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       29  18  0  187  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 MOD COD 55-2638             65  88  3  186  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 TALON 18-7782               33  14  1  181  GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319)    TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLES 9-3486              55  77  1  178  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       60  78  0  176  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         34  25  0  175  FRAG 'EM ALL! (574)        TARRGIR
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            81  44  2  173  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 LONE WOLF 31-162            31  35  1  166  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      29  22  0  160  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR OCCO 10-5079            31  22  0  150  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 RIFT 12-3922                28  19  1  143  SPIRITUAL GIFT (791)       RIZTAB
 ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675        19  10  1  143  MANIACAL TUFTS (1147)      ARUAK CITY
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      34  41  1  141  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 BUCK 1-2291                 42  92  0  132  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 FEALOST 1-3916              45  60  1  129  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       21  13  5  127  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 HARV 82-20046               15   6  1  126  4-LETTER NAMES (1341)      DWES EG
 SMELLY TOES 82-17409        17   9  0  125  HYBRIDS V (1340)           DWES EG
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          60  80  2  124  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-PUTZ'N ALONG 60-5437        47  36  0  116  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  14  13  5  111  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       26  35  3  107  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 GATEWAY 82-15631            16   3  0  106  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         22  18  1  105  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   26  23  1   98  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            24  16  0   95  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           18  11  4   95  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE
 QUIFF 10-4779               19  10  0   94  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 FRED 65-5333                29  11  0   92  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      17  14  1   92  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  25  29  0   91  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246      22  17  0   91  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKI MASK 58-5869            45  74  0   90  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 CITATION 15-3925            19  14  0   88  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           30  20  0   85  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          24  20  1   85  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 PROWESS 2-5155              21  22  0   81  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
 KI 31-165                   28  36  1   78  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-ABYSSINIAN 31-4918          21  15  0   78  THE STORMBRINGERS (857)    CHIMLEVTAL
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  19  14  1   76  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     18   5  1   76  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  23  21  1   75  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270       20  18  1   75  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       52  88  0   73  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        28  17  0   73  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          24  41  1   71  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 CIARAN 1-7176               21  16  1   69  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    18   8  0   67  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
-ACE BAILEY 47-4948          15  19  0   67  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        24  16  1   65  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          17  16  1   65  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 MOOSE 56-3459               16  22  0   64  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            23  22  1   60  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         23  27  0   54  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 SPECTRUM 40-1666            18  18  4   52  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 GAZELLE 56-3701             21  16  0   51  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      15  14  1   51  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             17   8  0   47  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         28  52  0   46  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      23  31  0   42  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mostly challenges and a 4-1.  Very nice...wait a minute, am I detecting a pattern?
4-1, 1-4, 4-1...okay, I need to break that one.  Not good. -- Tankesh

Ski Mask -- I, hmm...well, it appears there is no way to get on your good side.
Well, good luck then.  Perhaps we can chat when you can hold a conversation. -- Dr.
John Longshore, Geologist

     Every time someone hands the Duck a conversation, he drops it.

Hallie O'Dene -- I am DEFINITELY worth talking to.  Do not let the guys around here
fool you. -- Tankesh

Delice the Red -- <turning his head so you can blow in his ear>  Well, here's your
chance. -- Tankesh

Sultan -- Rougher, for sure.  The godlings seem to pass through for at least a split
after getting suck-ed off, or surviving the bloodgames. -- Tankesh
P.S.  But it's still easier than most regional arenas filled with, what did Puerco
call them, trophy warriors?  Uber-winning top of the arena monsters that don't move
on and squish the new guys.

Sultan -- I really didn't mean to kill that guy.  He just sort of...gave up.  Perhaps
Prowess is sick of being immortal.  Perhaps he is running a gamut of ways to kill
himself to see if any will 'stick'.  Personally, my favorite was Nuln driving golf
balls in a rubber lined room psycho-ward room.  That's gotta hurt! -- Anij

Buck -- Viciously even!  I like it when I'm vicious.  Though I'm sure you didn't like
me viciously subduing you. -- Anij

Carrie Nation -- So close, a good fight.  Well fought. -- Segallion

Ki -- Oh, so close!  It's like a 0-0 game and somebody's shut out gets shattered in
the last few seconds! -- Zlatina

Spectrum -- I guess white beats individual colors?  Okay, bad joke.... -- Avalyne,
not a jokester

Black Eye -- I have a feeling it will be a long time before the wins start coming.  I
need to learn faster. -- John Longshore

Delice -- Me?  Stamina???  My clove-smoking habit has gotten steadily more serious
since becoming a land-owning quasi-celebrity here on this little island, and let me
assure you, they have done NOTHING for my stamina.  My question to you is, what are
YOU smoking? -- Ned
P.S. I'm still in a state of fallen-jaw surprise at what I accomplished in our fight.
I can't wait to try and repeat it.

Leeta -- Adie's question was just asking about my current crew here in the Guard.  My
reply was geared toward their tourney prospects and that made me think how different
your own reply might be. -- Generalissimo Puerco

Sultan -- I haven't fought any of the stand-ins recently, so I can't comment on any
perceived increases in their fighting ability, but they do seem to be getting a lot
more action (here on the Isle) just recently.  The line on them, as I've always heard
it told, is that they all have maxxed skills and should teach well.  I think, in all
of my experience, my LPs have only matched with stand-ins a scant few times, so I
really can't verify that.  They seemed to be out in force in Andorak this turn, just
as they seemed to be here last turn.  Since you point out that there is a "Brickboy"
now working for the GC, I can only think that some changes have been made.  Your
revelation that Ditch Rat was challenged by a GC basher really surprises me; I'd have
thought that he could handle easily any basher they could throw at him.  As for
Ryrelee, despite her very low ID number, she seems to be very formidable.  I know Ned
is hoping that she'll disappear from the Guard next turn. -- Generalissimo Puerco
P.S.  Good to have you with us in the p-ads.
P.P.S.  You may want to get set for a semester of tough competition here, since it is
pretty obvious (at least to Adie and myself) that the Home Guard bar got raised.

Segallion Sundancer -- (with deep suspicion)  Nothing but strong liquor would drive a
man to such a foolish business as dancing in the sun. -- Carrie Nation
P.S.  Of course, you ARE a man....

Heart -- Terribly untidy. -- Hallie O'Dene

Fear -- (raised eyebrow)  I don't know you. -- Delice the Red

Ing -- Stupid mammal. -- Ski Mask

John Longshore -- Why would I want to teach you anything? -- Ski Mask

Sorry to be so brief, but it's being that kind of week. -- Ho-Chan, for Cirque du
Masques etc.

20 April 2005
I have returned after a five-year absence.  I expect all tithes, gifts and bequeaths
to resume as normal. -- Magic Man

4 May 2005
Several questions have been asked about Slaughter's Challenge that I'd like to
address and clarify.
     1)  All Prizes must be used on the contest team, this includes the resurrection.
         Remember any fast arena team should be able to transfer to a slow arena
         (except for arena 82, I believe).
     2)  Warriors will be allowed to fight and run in the dead tourney, should there
         be one, and return if an opening can be made without breaking the rules
         (i.e. only one DA fight allowed per team).
     3)  If you win your single DA match you do not get another.  It's one use of the
         Dark Arena win or lose so if you want him/her/it dead be sure and throw the
         match!
     4)  The resurrection potion's longevity has been extended by the commission to 6
         months but the other potions (favorites, and +1 bonus) must still be used
         within 2 turns and on a 5 FE or higher warrior.  The resurrection can go on
         any warrior regardless of FE.
Street Legal

P.S.  My thanks to those already entered (Hammer, The Consortium, Tripwire, Stik, and
Shaman) and hope many more find a reason to come to arena 54.  Again, my email is
triumph1971@hotmail.com or you can diplo me in arena 14 at THE DEATH SQUAD (63) if
you need more info!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NED THE JANITOR bested DELICE THE RED in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE slimly won victory over KAIDEN in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
FIENDISH GLEE overpowered MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
AGLIBOL was bested by BROKEN TOE in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
SUGARBEET was demolished by PROWESS in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
NUTCRACKER was bested by ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
EVIL ELMO overcame PISTON HURRICANE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
EVE DREWSHADOW handily defeated TEDDY RUXPIN in a 3 minute uneven Challenge melee.
TALON was vanquished by QUONSET in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
LONE WOLF was overpowered by SPAZZ in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
MOD COD was demolished by DITCH RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT bested TICKLES in a 2 minute battle.
CREDIT LINE demolished 50 SUCKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
QUEEN AMAZONIA was handily defeated by MR. POTATO HEAD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ARAC IRONFIST devastated SIR OCCO in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLESTONE viciously subdued BUCK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.
HALLIE O'DENE overpowered IRON-PLATED IRV in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
FEALOST overpowered VALLISNERIA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ANIJIA ALARA devastated KOOKABURRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
RIFT viciously subdued HARV in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
SMELLY TOES vanquished RUTHLESS in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
PLACES THE LOTION... savagely defeated BLACK EYE in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
GATEWAY overpowered KI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
AVALYNE WHYTE was savagely defeated by CITATION in a exciting 1 minute gruesome bout.
GAR & BRILL was overpowered by SEGALLION SUNDANCER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SPECTRUM was overpowered by CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD slimly won victory over CIARAN in a exciting 2 minute duel.
BLIND ILLUSION was overpowered by CROOKED HOOF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOOSE was defeated by FRED in a exciting 2 minute match.
HUMMINGBIRD was overpowered by SKI MASK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BRIARTHORN was overpowered by QUIFF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JOHN LONGSHORE was outwaited by GAZELLE in a slow 11 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      12         AIMED BLOW        74 -  47 -  1      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         BASHING ATTACK    44 -  35 -  2      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  39 -  1      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    84 -  83 -  3      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  44 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  35 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  49 -  1      31  |

Turn 402 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  6         5  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NED THE JANITOR 66-2973    37  29  0  274 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123)
WALL OF STEEL    CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288    32  16  0  208 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
BASHING ATTACK   DITCH RAT 82-15360         34  36  5  207 VERMIN! (1267)
STRIKING ATTACK  DELICE THE RED 56-3401     60  65  3  200 BAD APPLES (1091)
LUNGING ATTACK   KAIDEN 35-3108             97  93  2  199 VIOLENT FEMS (972)
SLASHING ATTACK  ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944      29  18  0  187 RAZOR GRACE (1327)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442     29  22  0  160 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)
TOTAL PARRY      BUCK 1-2291                42  92  0  132 MOSSRUNNERS (928)
PARRY-LUNGE      KI 31-165                  28  36  1   78 AVENGERS (1321)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       24  16  1   65 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DELICE THE RED 56-3401.  The ten other most popular fighters were KAIDEN 35-3108, 
BATTLESTONE 66-2980, SUGARBEET 7-5219, NED THE JANITOR 66-2973, CADDY JACKKNIFE 
11-4288, PROWESS 2-5155, EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246, RIFT 12-3922, PLACES THE LOTION... 
98-909, and CIARAN 1-7176.

The least popular fighter this week was GAZELLE 56-3701.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197, BRIARTHORN 12-5671, SPECTRUM 40-1666, GAR & 
BRILL 38-4252, KI 31-165, KOOKABURRA 33-4151, VALLISNERIA 30-3226, MOUNTAIN GOAT 
56-3700, BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379, and AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  3 0  ZENSU(40)            0  2 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          4  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         2  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 42  92  0  132  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 PROWESS 2-5155              21  22  0   81  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            23  22  1   60  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              55  77  1  178  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 QUONSET 10-4990             42  27  0  213  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     32  16  0  208  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 RIFT 12-3922                28  19  1  143  SPIRITUAL GIFT (791)       RIZTAB
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            24  16  0   95  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 TALON 18-7782               33  14  1  181  GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319)    TALCAMA
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      29  22  0  160  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      15  14  1   51  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         22  18  1  105  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            31  35  1  166  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SPAZZ 33-6207               53  50  0  187  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108              97  93  2  199  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          24  20  1   85  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    18   8  0   67  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       21  13  5  127  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  25  29  0   91  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638             65  88  3  186  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      60  65  3  200  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       60  78  0  176  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            81  44  2  173  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       52  88  0   73  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 FRED 65-5333                29  11  0   92  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     37  29  0  274  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       29  18  0  187  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         12  23  0  232  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  14  13  5  111  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  20  11  4  192  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE