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Date   : 06/01/2005    Duedate: 06/14/2005

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DM-101    TURN-403

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 ARCANE BEACH 98/1305  158   86  1 64.8      THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219                
    GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/1319                  7 TWISTED SESA 99/1307  112  102  1 52.3
  2 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557   284  183  4 60.8    8 ALL FINESSE 38/1236    93   95  1 49.5
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147                      SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231                
  3 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327    50   38  0 56.8      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227               
    MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326                     CLEVER LINGO 46/1212                  
    FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574                      9 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972   406  551  9 42.4
  4 HYBRIDS V 82/1340     315  258  1 55.0      JUST BECAUSE 38/1228                  
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341                   10 DARKMOON 12/1197       32   45  0 41.6
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339             11 MY PETS 9/554         496  759 13 39.5
    GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306                  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812             
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274                RHYME TYME 55/449                     
  5 QUBIT 10/1136         949  790 10 54.6   12 REDHORSE 56/1325      154  244  1 38.7
    JOKA MASHER! 60/833                         MOSSRUNNERS 1/928                     
    TRIPLE CROWN 15/990                      13 REFORMERS 64/1095     474  785  5 37.6
    KNOT WHOLE 2/1333                           CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093             
    SIR AGLIO 10/788                            BAD APPLES 56/1091                    
    SNOTZI'S II 33/813                       14 AVENGERS 31/1321       13   37  0 26.0
    SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791                       LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320                
    VERMIN! 82/1267                             LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348                
  6 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700  126  110  0 53.4      MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342                
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123                 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323                
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

As I write this, I'm scheduled to fight tomorrow.  It looks like I will be  fighting 
one of my own style.  I'm going to stick with the same strat I've been using and see 
what happens.  My manager says this is what separates the good aimers from the great: 
the ability to beat other aimers.  I didn't challenge either of them, so it should be 
interesting.

To Delice, my thanks for the rematch.  My only disappointment was that it went more 
by-the-book this time out.  I was hoping I could scum you again.

Ned

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Debby Tonte was ready to do the spy report here, and I almost let her, because 
it has been SUCH a week!  So, as is so often the case these days--is it just me, or 
is everybody packing more and more activity into less and less time?--here it is 
short and snappy.

     All Finesse was avoided by Tuft Tuggers.
     Gar & Brill got the most challenges.
     Nobody died.
     Thirty-two fights.
     Twelve challenges, of which one was a TV challenge.

     The challenge matches:
     CIARAN (1-7176) (21-16-1,69) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged BROKEN TOE (56-3683) 
(24-41-1,71) of REDHORSE.  Up 2.  CIARAN devastated BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge conflict.
     JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197) (23-31-0,42) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged GAR & BRILL 
(38-4252) (28-52-0,46) of JUST BECAUSE.  Up 4.  JOHN LONGSHORE defeated GAR & BRILL 
in an exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
     AVALYNE WHYTE (11-3270) (20-18-1,75) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged KI (31-165) (28-
36-1,78) of AVENGERS.  Up 3.  AVALYNE WHYTE overpowered KI in an action packed 1 
minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (24-16-1,65) of LORDS OF CHAOS challenged EVIL ELMO (99-
1222) (18-11-4,95) of TWISTED SESAME.  Up 30.  Reckless, eh?  TEDDY RUXPIN was 
vanquished by EVIL ELMO in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     AGLIBOL (12-5848) (17-8-0,47) of DARKMOON challenged GAZELLE (56-3701) (21-16-
0,51) of REDHORSE.  Up 4.  AGLIBOL overpowered GAZELLE in an action packed 1 minute 
uneven Challenge melee.
     SUGARBEET (7-5219) (23-22-1,60) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged HUMMINGBIRD (56-
3475) (23-27-0,54) of REDHORSE.  Down 6.  SUGARBEET beat HUMMINGBIRD in a 2 minute 
bloody Challenge brawl.
     NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (24-20-1,85) of ALL FINESSE challenged SKI MASK (58-5869) 
(45-74-0,90) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES.  Up 5.  NUTCRACKER was vanquished by SKI MASK in a 
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     EVE DREWSHADOW (53-6246) (22-17-0,91) of PUERCO'S PINATA challenged FRED (65-
5333) (29-11-0,92) of MYSTERY MACHINE.  Up 1.  EVE DREWSHADOW narrowly defeated FRED 
in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge match.
     ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (26-23-1,98) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged MOUNTAIN 
GOAT (56-3700) (26-35-3,107) of REDHORSE.  Up 9.  ZLATINA ANGUELOVA was bested by 
MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
     FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (21-13-5,127) of CLEVER LINGO challenged FEALOST (1-
3916) (45-60-1,129) of MOSSRUNNERS.  Up 2.  FIENDISH GLEE was overpowered by FEALOST 
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
     VALLISNERIA (30-3226) (22-18-1,105) of THE GREENHOUSE challenged PLACES THE 
LOTION... (98-909) (14-13-5,111) of ARCANE BEACH DAY.  Up 6.  VALLISNERIA demolished 
PLACES THE LOTION... in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     ANIJIA ALARA (11-4675) (19-10-1,143) of MANIACAL TUFTS TV challenged MR. POTATO 
HEAD (20-442) (29-22-0,160) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  Up 17.  ANIJIA ALARA bested MR. 
POTATO HEAD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.

     And for the title:  NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (37-29-0,274) of ANDORIAN 
UNIVERSITY fought QUONSET (10-4990) (42-27-0,213) of QUBIT.  NED THE JANITOR was 
subdued by QUONSET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title match.  Too bad, Ned, and way 
to go, Quonset.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUONSET 10-4990             43  27  0  223  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     33  16  0  213  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KAIDEN 35-3108              98  93  2  204  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
-STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908       39  39  1  203  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  21  11  4  201  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE
 MOD COD 55-2638             66  88  3  199  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     37  30  0  199  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 DITCH RAT 82-15360          34  37  5  199  VERMIN! (1267)             DWES EG
 TALON 18-7782               34  14  1  197  GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319)    TALCAMA
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            82  44  2  194  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         12  24  0  191  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      60  66  3  189  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 SPAZZ 33-6207               53  51  0  189  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       29  19  0  188  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         34  26  0  178  FRAG 'EM ALL! (574)        TARRGIR
 SIR OCCO 10-5079            32  22  0  174  SIR AGLIO (788)            KOLACT
 LONE WOLF 31-162            32  35  1  173  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675        20  10  1  164  MANIACAL TUFTS (1147)      ARUAK CITY
 HARV 82-20046               16   6  1  162  4-LETTER NAMES (1341)      DWES EG
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       60  79  0  156  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      29  23  0  150  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
 RIFT 12-3922                28  20  1  147  SPIRITUAL GIFT (791)       RIZTAB
 TICKLES 9-3486              55  78  1  145  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 FEALOST 1-3916              46  60  1  143  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 BUCK 1-2291                 43  92  0  136  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 SMELLY TOES 82-17409        17  10  0  126  HYBRIDS V (1340)           DWES EG
 KOOKABURRA 33-4151          60  81  2  124  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  26  29  0  122  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         23  18  1  119  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       21  14  5  118  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 GATEWAY 82-15631            17   3  0  118  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
 QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796      34  42  1  114  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700       27  35  3  113  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246      23  17  0  107  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           19  11  4  104  TWISTED SESAME (1307)      SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKI MASK 58-5869            46  74  0  100  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  14  14  5   99  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           31  20  0   96  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 QUIFF 10-4779               20  10  0   96  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   26  24  1   95  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            24  17  0   92  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
-GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      17  14  1   92  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRED 65-5333                29  12  0   89  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG
 AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270       21  18  1   88  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
-CITATION 15-3925            19  14  0   88  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 BRIARTHORN 12-5671          18  16  1   83  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       53  88  0   81  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 CIARAN 1-7176               22  16  1   81  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227)    MORDANT
 SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  24  21  1   80  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
-ABYSSINIAN 31-4918          21  15  0   78  THE STORMBRINGERS (857)    CHIMLEVTAL
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          24  21  1   76  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
-BLACK JACK SHELACK 47-4850  19  14  1   76  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 59-2323     18   5  1   76  HANGOVERS (1153)           ILLIS
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      16  14  1   73  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 KI 31-165                   28  37  1   67  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-ACE BAILEY 47-4948          15  19  0   67  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        24  17  1   65  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    18   9  0   65  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            24  22  1   64  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 PROWESS 2-5155              21  23  0   64  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
 AGLIBOL 12-5848             18   8  0   63  DARKMOON (1197)            RIZTAB
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683          24  42  1   62  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 CROOKED HOOF 56-3493        28  18  0   61  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 SPECTRUM 40-1666            18  19  4   56  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 MOOSE 56-3459               16  23  0   56  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         23  28  0   53  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS
 JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197      24  31  0   50  TUFT TUGGERS (557)         ARUAK CITY
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         28  53  0   42  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 GAZELLE 56-3701             21  17  0   42  REDHORSE (1325)            ROCANIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Ned -- I'll put you through your paces you gutless toilet wiper.  Taken to heart... 
bleah!!  Little whipper-snapper humans always think they know what they're doin after 
a measely few decades of living.  There's nothing you could say that I would consider
advice. -- Anij

Carrie Nation -- Sun dancing is a spiritual thing in my family and is not always 
taken literally, especially not with alcohol (although Adie drinks on sunny days, but 
it's typically wine.) -- Segallion
P.S.  You don't like men?

Ski Mask -- Out of kindness and a fondness for another warm-blooded creature perhaps?  
Or to have the favor returned?  Do on to other as you'd have done on to you, or so 
I've heard. -- Longshore

Puerco -- <scratching his head>  You know, you make a lot of references to my boss, 
but she is NEVER here in the Guard.  What, do you think I am some kind of express 
messenger merely acting as a relay?  Ha, I AM THE TUFT TUGGERS HERE!  I "MANAGE" 
them!  Come on, get with it. -- Tankesh, Mgr. Tuft Tuggers
P.S.  It was "I" who asked you about your crew here this semester, not HER.

Nutcracker -- You may be a nut cracker, but when it comes to hockey style sports, 
such as gladiating, I am a BALL BUSTER!  Cross-check from behind, yeah baby!  I'll 
take a 5 minute major for finishing you off!  Woooo...!!! -- Zlatina, overexcited

Kookaburra -- Weak... -- Anij

Citation -- I am having such a hard time in the Guard.  I just don't get it... I'm 
not much of a combatant at heart, and I'd much prefer to finish the fight quick 
myself, but I know I can defend myself better than taht. -- Avalyne

Gar & Brill -- Well, that was too easy.  Karma is going to catch up to me for that 
one!  Especially with all those skills I learned. -- Segallion

Gazelle -- Hmm... I uh, need to learn to do more than stand there and get hit.  Could 
you give me some tips on how to swing back? -- John Longshore

Teddy Ruxpin -- My newest fan, a M. Whifflebat from your home city of Aruak, wrote 
and asked that I tell you, "Gotcha!".  I assume this means more to you than it does 
to me. -- Eve

Fiendish Glee -- You should try to contain it when you win.  It isn't ladylike to 
gloat over an older gentleman's pain and humiliation. -- Mountain Goat

Aglibol -- You have one of those names that one tries to spell backwards to see if it 
makes more sense.  Lobilga.  No, it doesn't.  Still, thank you for the win and you're 
welcome for the four skills. -- Broken Toe

Olaf -- So, I was most challenged.  I don't suppose my 24-41-1 record has anything to 
do with it?  Was I most challenged again this turn? -- Broken Toe

     Of course not to the first, and I haven't looked yet to the second.

Battlestone -- I don't like you anymore.  Never match up with me again. -- Buck

Vallisneria -- Ho-ho! -- Fealost, winner

Blind Illusion -- I hope those skills you showed me were no illusion.  Actually that 
fight worked out pretty well for both of us, didn't it? -- Crooked Hoof
P.S.  You're very short.

Fred -- They should have ended our fight after the first minute.  Then, I would have 
won.  Why is the fight never ended by an outcry of the Lord Protectors when it should 
be? -- Moose

Ski Mask -- Ha-ha! -- Hummingbird

John Longshore -- SIX skills and TWO master ratings!  Woo hoo!  Thank you! -- Gazelle

Olaf -- Are the boxes all moved yet?  You have my sympathy. -- She-Puppy, mgr. 
Redhorse/Mossrunners

     No, and thank you.

Ned the (ex-)Janitor -- As a gladiator, I am honored by your challenge.  As a woman, 
I wonder if you know how to do anything but fight and sweep floors?  For instance, 
there's a dance tomorrow night.... -- Delice the Red

Iron-Plated Irv -- Somehow, I didn't expect you to be Rirorni.  I'd have guessed you 
to be a dwarf.  But so it goes.  The "powerful magnet" tactic worked regardless. -- 
Hallie O'Dene

Spectrum -- Ah, how satisfying.  It isn't often that someone lines up just right so 
that I can hit them clear to Siam.  What a pleasure! -- Carrie Nation

Hummingbird -- Perfidious mammal!  That you should DARE to masquerade as a Bird!  But 
the Birds of the Multiverse will have their revenge! -- Ski Mask, Founder and 
President of Ducks With Swords

Tankesh -- Okay, then, let's talk.  Uh... what topic is uppermost in your mind, that 
we should talk about it?  My mind has been overwritten so many times this month that 
I don't know what bits of topics connect with other bits. -- Hallie O'Dene

Tankesh -- At the moment, I'm more interested in blowing in Ned the Janitor's ear.  
He looks like a man who might be fun. -- Delice the Red
P.S.  We're going to smoke up the windows, at the least, and maybe something more 
exotic.

Sultan and Tankesh -- Not to mention the fossil warriors with one hundred fifty plus 
fights that never move on to Primus, never write personals, and never move out of the 
way to let new and ambitious warriors have a clear shot at a title. -- Ho-Chan the 
Axe, a fossil himself, but in Talahya, who can tell?

Generalissimo Puerco -- That's true.  My concern is more along the lines of "can they 
generate interesting personals week after week after week after week...." -- 
Leeta/Ho-Chan/Jorja/Nick/Li Dan

Sultan and Puerco -- I think it (the perceived increase in standby ability) is a 
function of the small basic arenas.  Warriors graduate earlier, well, okay, they MAY 
graduate earlier, and more easily, and they are ranked higher than they would have 
been with the same experience ten or fifteen years ago.  Of course, not having 
cruched a number recently (too much rain here, and they're not crisp), I couldn't 
swear to that. -- Leeta etc, who has met too many standbys

4 May 2005
Several questions have been asked about Slaughter's Challenge that I'd like to
address and clarify.
     1)  All Prizes must be used on the contest team, this includes the resurrection.
         Remember any fast arena team should be able to transfer to a slow arena
         (except for arena 82, I believe).
     2)  Warriors will be allowed to fight and run in the dead tourney, should there
         be one, and return if an opening can be made without breaking the rules
         (i.e. only one DA fight allowed per team).
     3)  If you win your single DA match you do not get another.  It's one use of the
         Dark Arena win or lose so if you want him/her/it dead be sure and throw the
         match!
     4)  The resurrection potion's longevity has been extended by the commission to 6
         months but the other potions (favorites, and +1 bonus) must still be used
         within 2 turns and on a 5 FE or higher warrior.  The resurrection can go on
         any warrior regardless of FE.
Street Legal

P.S.  My thanks to those already entered (Hammer, The Consortium, Tripwire, Stik, and
Shaman) and hope many more find a reason to come to arena 54.  Again, my email is
triumph1971@hotmail.com or you can diplo me in arena 14 at THE DEATH SQUAD (63) if
you need more info!

21 May 2005
Amendment for "Fratsfas Quest for the Best!"
     Managers that have teams already established in Fratsfa need not have (3) three
warriors in the initiates.  FE will NOT be a factor.  Stables may be entered at any
time.  Just announce your stable in the p-ads.
     ***************************************************************************
     This in my invitation to all managers  who wish to prove their mettle against
managers from all over Alastari.  We have limited TP's in this contest to one a team
at a time.  We DO NOT want this contest to become a scum fest as many others have,
hence the Andorian arena.  Good luck to all who come to prove their skills.  "May
your enemies' blood flow freely" -- Dark Knight Toker, Desolate Empire Alliance

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANIJIA ALARA bested MR. POTATO HEAD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
VALLISNERIA demolished PLACES THE LOTION... in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FIENDISH GLEE was overpowered by FEALOST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA was bested by MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
EVE DREWSHADOW narrowly defeated FRED in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge match.
NUTCRACKER was vanquished by SKI MASK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SUGARBEET beat HUMMINGBIRD in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
AGLIBOL overpowered GAZELLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
TEDDY RUXPIN was vanquished by EVIL ELMO in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AVALYNE WHYTE overpowered KI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JOHN LONGSHORE defeated GAR & BRILL in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
CIARAN devastated BROKEN TOE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
NED THE JANITOR was subdued by QUONSET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title match.
CREDIT LINE was beaten by TALON in a 2 minute conflict.
ARAC IRONFIST was viciously subdued by 50 SUCKS in a action packed 4 minute fight.
SPAZZ slimly lost to KAIDEN in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
CADDY JACKKNIFE bested DITCH RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
MOD COD defeated DELICE THE RED in a exciting 1 minute bout.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT luckily beat BATTLESTONE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
TICKLES was handily defeated by HARV in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HALLIE O'DENE was overpowered by SIR OCCO in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
LONE WOLF unbelievably bested RIFT in a action packed 4 minute bloody duel.
BUCK narrowly defeated KOOKABURRA in a popular 4 minute match.
GATEWAY overpowered RUTHLESS in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SMELLY TOES was overpowered by KATRINA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
QUEEN AMAZONIA was viciously subdued by TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a 3 minute bout.
QUIFF overpowered SPECTRUM in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MOOSE was handily defeated by CARRIE NATION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PISTON HURRICANE was overpowered by BLACK EYE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BLIND ILLUSION overcame CROOKED HOOF in a exciting 2 minute fight.
BRIARTHORN demolished PROWESS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER overpowered HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      12         AIMED BLOW        79 -  46 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  37 -  2      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         WALL OF STEEL     44 -  42 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    81 -  83 -  3      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  44 -  1      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  35 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  48 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 403 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  6         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         7 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       QUONSET 10-4990            43  27  0  223 QUBIT (1136)
WALL OF STEEL    CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288    33  16  0  213 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
LUNGING ATTACK   KAIDEN 35-3108             98  93  2  204 VIOLENT FEMS (972)
BASHING ATTACK   DITCH RAT 82-15360         34  37  5  199 VERMIN! (1267)
STRIKING ATTACK  DELICE THE RED 56-3401     60  66  3  189 BAD APPLES (1091)
SLASHING ATTACK  ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944      29  19  0  188 RAZOR GRACE (1327)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442     29  23  0  150 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)
TOTAL PARRY      BUCK 1-2291                43  92  0  136 MOSSRUNNERS (928)
PARRY-LUNGE      SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600  24  21  1   80 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       24  17  1   65 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RIFT 12-3922.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675, 
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944, QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796, 50 SUCKS 60-4129, LONE WOLF 31-162, 
KOOKABURRA 33-4151, EVIL ELMO 99-1222, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, SPAZZ 33-6207, and R IS 
FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155.

The least popular fighter this week was PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were MOOSE 56-3459, SPECTRUM 40-1666, SMELLY TOES 82-17409, 
BROKEN TOE 56-3683, KI 31-165, GAZELLE 56-3701, NUTCRACKER 38-4380, FIENDISH GLEE 
46-1553, PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909, and PROWESS 2-5155.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  0 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  6 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  ZENSU(40)            0  2 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         2  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FEALOST 1-3916              46  60  1  143  MOSSRUNNERS (928)          MORDANT
 PROWESS 2-5155              21  23  0   64  KNOT WHOLE (1333)          NIANIA
 SUGARBEET 7-5219            24  22  1   64  SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)     BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              55  78  1  145  MY PETS (554)              ZUKAL
 QUONSET 10-4990             43  27  0  223  QUBIT (1136)               KOLACT
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     33  16  0  213  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)     ARUAK CITY
 RIFT 12-3922                28  20  1  147  SPIRITUAL GIFT (791)       RIZTAB
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            24  17  0   92  TRIPLE CROWN (990)         MALCORN
 TALON 18-7782               34  14  1  197  GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319)    TALCAMA
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      29  23  0  150  LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)      SEAM
 BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379      16  14  1   73  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342)      SOLVEN
 VALLISNERIA 30-3226         23  18  1  119  THE GREENHOUSE (1219)      IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            32  35  1  173  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 SPAZZ 33-6207               53  51  0  189  SNOTZI'S II (813)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108              98  93  2  204  VIOLENT FEMS (972)         MURSKA
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          24  21  1   76  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287    18   9  0   65  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       21  14  5  118  CLEVER LINGO (1212)        ARDIVENT
 TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  26  29  0  122  PUERCO'S PINATA (700)      KHALHUMS
 MOD COD 55-2638             66  88  3  199  RHYME TYME (449)           KHALANI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      60  66  3  189  BAD APPLES (1091)          ROCANIS
 HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018       60  79  0  156  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093)   DELARQ TOR
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            82  44  2  194  JOKA MASHER! (833)         ARADI
 CARRIE NATION 64-4054       53  88  0   81  REFORMERS (1095)           KURUKAR
 FRED 65-5333                29  12  0   89  MYSTERY MACHINE (1326)     DAL SHANG
 NED THE JANITOR 66-2973     37  30  0  199  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
 ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944       29  19  0  188  RAZOR GRACE (1327)         BARIKALA
 DITCH RAT 82-15360          34  37  5  199  VERMIN! (1267)             DWES EG
 PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909  14  14  5   99  ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305)    SYVYN'S HILL
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  21  11  4  201  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306)  SOUTH RIDGE