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Date : 06/15/2005 Duedate: 06/28/2005
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-404
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 ARCANE BEACH 98/1305 158 88 1 64.2 THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219
GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/1319 7 TWISTED SESA 99/1307 113 102 1 52.6
2 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 286 186 4 60.6 8 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 96 96 1 50.0
MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
3 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327 51 40 0 56.0 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227
MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326 CLEVER LINGO 46/1212
FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574 9 DARKMOON 12/1197 35 45 0 43.8
4 HYBRIDS V 82/1340 319 259 1 55.2 10 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 407 552 9 42.4
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339 11 MY PETS 9/554 497 761 13 39.5
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 RHYME TYME 55/449
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
5 QUBIT 10/1136 955 795 10 54.6 12 REDHORSE 56/1325 158 248 1 38.9
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 13 REFORMERS 64/1095 475 788 5 37.6
KNOT WHOLE 2/1333 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
SIR AGLIO 10/788 BAD APPLES 56/1091
SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791 14 AVENGERS 31/1321 15 41 0 26.8
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320
VERMIN! 82/1267 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
6 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700 128 113 1 53.1 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Ned, lucky for me I didn't challenge you: had I, I'd have probably lost. Since
I somehow won, am I, according to your logic, a great aimer? Pshaw! (That's NO WAY,
in your era.) BTW, thanks for the skill. I had no idea you were already training
stats.
Well, Caddy , looks like it's you and me for the title this round. Your
win/loss certainly looks more impressive than mine. Actually, for a a Waste, it's
VERY impressive! Let's see if I can add another win notch on my record. See you on
the sands.
Quonset, coming out of his hut for this one
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It was he, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. "Look on my work, ye
mighty, and despair!"? Give me a break! If I want to despair, I'll look on the work
yet to be done in getting stuff all boxed up. People seem to think that just because
I'm dead, I don't get tired, I don't get backaches, I don't sneeze at the dust
stirred up. As if! No, wait, that's Debby's line. Well, she'll just have to loan
it to me.
Ah, the clerks in the office here are throwing things at me. I think that means
"get on with the spy report." Okay. Here it is.
Tuft Tuggers avoided All Finesse. Does this mean they were crude? No comment.
Kookaburra was most challenged. By butter spritz cookies. I do like those
butter spritz cookies. No, that's not a hint, just a passing comment.
Thirty-two fights today, same as last time, but we've got a death, which I will
get to eventually. I'm sure anybody with a death in their future doesn't want me to
rush on it.
Fourteen challenges, one of them TV. That's two more challenges than last time,
which is good. More fights would have been good, too, but we take what we can get.
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (24-42-1,62) of REDHORSE fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-
0,70) of the College of Mimes. BROKEN TOE was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1
minute uneven contest. Some of those mimes are REALLY mean-spirited. It's why they
become mimes. They're too mean even to share their thoughts with people, so they
don't talk.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (24-21-1,80) of TUFT TUGGERS fought PROWESS (2-
5155) (21-23-0,64) of KNOT WHOLE. SEGALLION SUNDANCER overpowered PROWESS in a 1
minute uneven bout. It isn't easy being a female Prow, you see.
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (23-28-0,53) of REDHORSE fought JOHN LONGSHORE (11-4197)
(24-31-0,50) of TUFT TUGGERS. HUMMINGBIRD demolished JOHN LONGSHORE in a 2 minute
brutal one-sided fight. I think it's the long needle Humming holds in her mouth
during the fight. It makes her opponents nervous, and I can understand that! It'd
make me nervous, too. What if you hit her and she swallows it? Are you liable for
the medical costs of getting it back out?
BLIND ILLUSION (22-6379) (16-14-1,73) of MEDIEVAL CHAOS fought CROOKED HOOF (56-
3493) (28-18-0,61) of REDHORSE. BLIND ILLUSION was overcome by CROOKED HOOF in an
exciting 2 minute fight. The question arises, had Illusion not been Blind, could
he/she/it have avoided the crude advances of Crooked Hoof? Or not?
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (28-53-0,42) of JUST BECAUSE fought GAZELLE (56-3701) (21-
17-0,42) of REDHORSE. GAR & BRILL was overpowered by GAZELLE in an action packed 1
minute one-sided fight. We've told him and TOLD him, clean up that brill, or someone
will come along and CLOSE YOU DOWN, Gar. But he never listens.
SKI MASK (58-5869) (46-74-0,100) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought CITATION (15-3925)
(19-14-0,88) of TRIPLE CROWN. SKI MASK was vanquished by CITATION in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided fray. I'm not sure what we're seeing here. Did Ski get
trampled by a horse, or was the Duck presented with a parking ticket?
MOOSE (56-3459) (16-23-0,56) of REDHORSE fought KI (31-165) (28-37-1,67) of
AVENGERS. MOOSE was beaten by KI in an action packed 1 minute competition. This is
something that happens to meece.
QUIFF (10-4779) (20-10-0,96) of QUBIT fought PLACES THE LOTION... (98-909) (14-
14-5,99) of ARCANE BEACH DAY. QUIFF subdued PLACES THE LOTION... in an exciting 3
minute melee. Is Quiff a cousin to Queequeg? Has there BEEN a Queequeg on this team
yet?
SMELLY TOES (82-17409) (17-10-0,126) of HYBRIDS V fought EVE DREWSHADOW (53-
6246) (23-17-0,107) of PUERCO'S PINATA. SMELLY TOES overpowered EVE DREWSHADOW in a
popular 1 minute one-sided duel. Those toes would overpower anybody. Even me, and
I'm dead and don't mind a smell or two.
GATEWAY (82-15631) (17-3-0,118) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought TICKLES (9-3486)
(55-78-1,145) of MY PETS. GATEWAY overpowered TICKLES in an exciting 1 minute uneven
fight. A clone's a kind of golem, yes? One that's just like somebody else? Sounds
boring. Unoriginal. But it attacks well.
BUCK (1-2291) (43-92-0,136) of MOSSRUNNERS fought TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD (53-5637)
(26-29-0,122) of PUERCO'S PINATA. BUCK was vanquished by TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a
popular 3 minute mismatched fray. This is what happens to warriors who come out
naked under their armor. Oh yeah, Buck is. He boasts about it sometimes. Can you
imagine the calluses he must have?
LONE WOLF (31-162) (32-35-1,173) of AVENGERS fought RIFT (12-3922) (28-20-1,147)
of SPIRITUAL GIFT. LONE WOLF was viciously subdued by RIFT in a popular 4 minute
gruesome match. Does this mean the Wolf is not ready for gifts of the spirit yet?
Some aren't.
DITCH RAT (82-15360) (34-37-5,199) of VERMIN! fought SHARON SHEW (101-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes. DITCH RAT devastated SHARON SHEW in a 1 minute one-
sided bout. This was not the act of a true gentleman, but then, can a rat BE a true
gentleman?
CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (12-24-0,191) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY fought SIR OCCO (10-
5079) (32-22-0,174) of SIR AGLIO. CREDIT LINE overpowered SIR OCCO in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict. Maybe so, but he did it all on the time payment plan, and he's
going to be coming down with new cuts and bruises for the next week.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT (99-1155) (21-11-4,201) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME fought
BATTLESTONE (66-2980) (34-26-0,178) of FRAG 'EM ALL! R IS FOR REPUGNANT was savagely
defeated by BATTLESTONE in an exciting 2 minute bout. This is because Battlestone
found R to be repugnant, and who could blame him, eh?
KAIDEN (35-3108) (98-93-2,204) of VIOLENT FEMS fought DELICE THE RED (56-3401)
(60-66-3,189) of BAD APPLES. KAIDEN devastated DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute one-
sided fight. That is, unquestionably, one of the most violent fems I've seen in a
long time. Two weeks, in fact--since the last time we all met here.
SPAZZ (33-6207) (53-51-0,189) of SNOTZI'S II fought HARV (82-20046) (16-6-1,162)
of 4-LETTER NAMES. SPAZZ was beaten by HARV in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl. Why
this particular match pleased the crowd is beyond my comprehension.
ARAC IRONFIST (67-1944) (29-19-0,188) of RAZOR GRACE fought 50 SUCKS (60-4129)
(82-44-2,194) of JOKA MASHER! ARAC IRONFIST was narrowly defeated by 50 SUCKS in an
action packed 3 minute struggle. If the defeat was so narrow, does that mean that
Arac was, what, fifty-one?
Ah! A challenge match!
CIARAN (1-7176) (22-16-1,81) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged CARRIE NATION (64-
4054) (53-88-0,81) of REFORMERS. Straight across. CIARAN handily defeated CARRIE
NATION in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. This is a blow struck for wine-
lovers everywhere.
SUGARBEET (7-5219) (24-22-1,64) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged PISTON HURRICANE
(40-2287) (18-9-0,65) of AS FAR AS SIAM. Up 1. SUGARBEET was savagely defeated by
PISTON HURRICANE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. You wouldn't have thought the
difference in recognition would have signal such savage superiority, would you?
NUTCRACKER (38-4380) (24-21-1,76) of ALL FINESSE challenged RUTHLESS (15-4591)
(24-17-0,92) of TRIPLE CROWN. Up 16, I think. I need some coffee here. NUTCRACKER
devastated RUTHLESS in an exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict. Does this
mean that Ruthless didn't deserve his name today?
BRIARTHORN (12-5671) (18-16-1,83) of DARKMOON challenged FRED (65-5333) (29-12-
0,89) of MYSTERY MACHINE. Up 6. BRIARTHORN overpowered FRED in a 2 minute brutal
one-sided Challenge fight. It was a thorny problem, if you will permit me to say so,
and Fred just couldn't unravel it.
AVALYNE WHYTE (11-3270) (21-18-1,88) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged BLACK EYE (60-
6163) (31-20-0,96) of JOKA MASHER! Up 8. AVALYNE WHYTE was vanquished by BLACK EYE
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Very much a black-and-white sort of fight.
AGLIBOL (12-5848) (18-8-0,63) of DARKMOON challenged TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (24-
17-1,65) of LORDS OF CHAOS. Up 2. AGLIBOL viciously subdued TEDDY RUXPIN in a
popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge duel. So, do we interpret the crowd's response
as a vote against Chaos?
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856) (26-24-1,95) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged FEALOST (1-
3916) (46-60-1,143) of MOSSRUNNERS. Up a ridiculous 48. ZLATINA ANGUELOVA slimly
lost to FEALOST in an action packed 3 minute Challenge melee. The Mossrunner will
have to change his name to Feawon.
VALLISNERIA (30-3226) (23-18-1,119) of THE GREENHOUSE challenged HALLIE O'DENE
(58-6018) (60-79-0,156) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Up 37. VALLISNERIA was overcome by
HALLIE O'DENE in a 2 minute Challenge fight. This is what happens, at least
sometimes, to people who live in glass houses.
QUEEN AMAZONIA (12-4796) (34-42-1,114) of DARKMOON challenged KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (60-81-2,124) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Up 10. QUEEN AMAZONIA devastated
KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. Kook was the most challenged,
you will recall. And Queenie was the lucky winner of the battle at the challenge
board, as well as on the sands.
FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (21-14-5,118) of CLEVER LINGO challenged MR. POTATO HEAD
(20-442) (29-23-0,150) of LORDS OF CHAOS. Up 32. FIENDISH GLEE bested MR. POTATO
HEAD in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel. Mr. is just to dull and lumpish to be
able to deal with fiendish glee. Or any kind of glee. A ponderous satisfaction is
about his speed.
EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (19-11-4,104) of TWISTED SESAME challenged MOUNTAIN GOAT
(56-3700) (27-35-3,113) of REDHORSE. Up 9. EVIL ELMO narrowly defeated MOUNTAIN
GOAT in a 3 minute Challenge match. I would have expected Elmo to get in a faster
win. Three minutes, and it was just "narrow"? Of course, it could be partly the
arenamaster's fault. The Goat is not SUPPOSED to be jumping up on the barrier every
time he feels cornered.
NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (37-30-0,199) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY challenged MOD
COD (55-2638) (66-88-3,199) of RHYME TYME. Straight across. NED THE JANITOR was
devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. A fish that old can
be devastating to anyone.
The TV challenge: ANIJIA ALARA (11-4675) (20-10-1,164) of MANIACAL TUFTS TV
challenged TALON (18-7782) (34-14-1,197) of GET OUTTA MY WAY. Up 33. ANIJIA ALARA
devastated TALON in an action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Thus
demonstrating how Anijia came by the TV challenge in the first place.
And for the title: QUONSET (10-4990) (43-27-0,223) of QUBIT challenged CADDY
JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (33-16-0,213) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS. Down 10. QUONSET was put to
death by CADDY JACKKNIFE in a 3 minute Challenge Title match. DEATH! Death to the
old Captain, and life to the new! Congratulations to Caddy, and condolences to
Quonset.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 34 16 1 278 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 67 88 3 213 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
KAIDEN 35-3108 99 93 2 211 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DITCH RAT 82-15360 35 37 5 205 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675 21 10 1 204 MANIACAL TUFTS (1147) ARUAK CITY
50 SUCKS 60-4129 83 44 2 203 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
QUONSET 10-4990 43 28 0 203 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 13 24 0 203 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 35 26 0 202 FRAG 'EM ALL! (574) TARRGIR
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 29 20 0 198 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 37 31 0 189 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 21 12 4 187 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 60 67 3 184 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HARV 82-20046 17 6 1 183 4-LETTER NAMES (1341) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPAZZ 33-6207 53 52 0 173 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIATOLI ISLAND
TALON 18-7782 34 15 1 173 GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319) TALCAMA
SIR OCCO 10-5079 32 23 0 168 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
RIFT 12-3922 29 20 1 168 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
LONE WOLF 31-162 32 36 1 160 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 61 79 0 158 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEALOST 1-3916 47 60 1 145 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 22 14 5 145 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
GATEWAY 82-15631 18 3 0 143 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 27 29 0 142 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
SMELLY TOES 82-17409 18 10 0 135 HYBRIDS V (1340) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 29 24 0 132 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 35 42 1 129 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
TICKLES 9-3486 55 79 1 126 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 23 19 1 124 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
BUCK 1-2291 43 93 0 119 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 20 11 4 115 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 60 82 2 109 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 27 36 3 108 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BLACK EYE 60-6163 32 20 0 107 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246 23 18 0 104 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
QUIFF 10-4779 21 10 0 104 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 26 25 1 100 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
CITATION 15-3925 20 14 0 100 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 19 16 1 100 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 25 21 1 99 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909 14 15 5 98 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
CIARAN 1-7176 23 16 1 92 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 25 21 1 87 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
SKI MASK 58-5869 46 75 0 86 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270 21 19 1 83 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
FRED 65-5333 29 13 0 77 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 29 18 0 76 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
AGLIBOL 12-5848 19 8 0 76 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
RUTHLESS 15-4591 24 18 0 75 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 53 89 0 73 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 19 9 0 72 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
KI 31-165 29 37 1 70 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 16 15 1 65 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 24 28 0 63 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
SUGARBEET 7-5219 24 23 1 62 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 24 18 1 62 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
PROWESS 2-5155 21 24 0 59 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
-SPECTRUM 40-1666 18 19 4 56 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 24 43 1 54 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
MOOSE 56-3459 16 24 0 54 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
GAZELLE 56-3701 22 17 0 53 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 24 32 0 41 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 28 54 0 33 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
QUONSET 10-4990 43 28 0 QUBIT 1136 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-428 404
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Ned -- NED, DUDE! What happened? You... you're not on top? What's up with that?
We can't have a no name wanna be with no personality hanging in the Captain's seat!
That dude needs to go back to riding the ferris wheel! We better kick some bootay!
-- Anij
Gazelle -- I wish I were young and eager to learn so well as you. Put them to use.
-- John Longshore
Hallie O'Dene -- A topic? Let me think, something you'd be interested in dealing
with... because you know, men have a very limited range of interests, usually. Okay,
lets deal with the problem you just mentioned. How can your mind be written over so
many times? Is this a recurring problem with you? Does your personality change? Do
you wake up and forget what you did the night before? <looking a bit interested in
that last idea!> -- Tankesh
Could it be that her mind is written over so many times because it's stored on a
rewrite-able disk? -- O.
Delice the Red -- Might be fun? Ned, a janitor? I guess if you're into smoking
cloves. Maybe my definition of fun is different than yours, but I know "I" can
certainly be fun in more than just exotic ways. You ever think about substituting
the 'x' in exotic for an 'r'? -- Tankesh
Mr. Potato Head -- Hey, I'm surprised you could hang in there so long. Well fought!
Best tango I've had in months! -- Anij
Mountain Goat -- Damn, them horns are sharp! Like gettin run over by a pair of ice
skates! -- Zlatina
Ki -- Well, it seems I missed the skills in that fight. Maybe another time. --
Avalyne
Gar & Brill -- I won? Go figure, how'd I do that? Skills were light, but since
that's normal, I'll take a win! -- John Longshore
Hermy -- I have yet to encounter a stand in warrior that was anywhere near as brutal
as the Aruaki arenamaster! He was vicious! Some day a Tuft Tugger is going to take
that guy down. -- Segallion
Well, cats, what can you expect? Look at the way they treat mice! -- O.
Hallie O'Dene -- What!?! No skills?? What DOES it take? -- Sir Occo, fast like the
wind
Slowing down to "smell the skills"?
Avalyne -- Tell Tankesh not to worry so much. I'm blessed in ways most warriors are
not. -- Citation, one of only 11 to win the Triple Crown
Ho-Chan the Axe -- You're a fossil? So, where did you go? You went off to Talahya?
What a shame! -- Sultan
All hail Quonset, Captain of Homeguard. I'd vow my return to the top, but it may be
long in coming. -- Ned the (ex-)Captain of the Guard
Delice -- My floor-sweeping days are long past... -- Ned
Anij -- Feel free to have-at Quonset, now that he is Captaining our gladiatorial
ship. Or do you reserve such histrionics as you've shown me for your alliance-mates
only? Go jump in the lake, if it pleases you. -- Ned
Fiendish Glee -- I didn't indulge in your primary vice, did I? Your getting that
master rating that I still don't have might have had something to do with it, but
still... I was a gracious winner. Or at least a quiet winner. -- Fealost
Zlatina Anguelova -- I like your pearly whites, too. That's a very nice smile you've
got there. -- Mountain Goat
Sugarbeet -- Thank you for challenging me. Sorry I didn't teach you anything, but
then I'm not an old fart like some of my teammates. You're quite a respectable
gladiator, though. You should get your manager to buy you a gender attachment. --
Hummingbird
Ski Mask -- I'll gladly fight you to defend my right to be named Hummingbird! But
you'll have to challenge me. It takes an act of Congress to make my manager post a
challenge. And the Isle doesn't even have a Congress. -- Hummingbird
I think that means this match is doomed never to happen.
Aglibol -- Aagh! Your style should NEVER challenge my style! Don't let it happen
again! -- Gazelle
John Longshore -- Maybe you should ask Aglibol. I didn't do so well hitting HIM
back. -- Gazelle
P.S. Oh, all right. Come on over to the practice arena tomorrow and I'll show you
some stuff.
Ciaran -- It's quite embarrassing to be one-shotted. Of course, until they
reattached my arm I wasn't really concerned about appearances. Well struck. --
Broken Toe
Kookaburra -- I... I... ... ... won? -- Buck
P.S. I suppose this means you're going to flash your... (covering eyes)... oh no,
wait a minute, you don't have one. Golem. (wiping brow in relief) I would hate to
see someone's gender attachment without any warning.
Carrie Nation -- Nicely struck. You looked like you were trying to fell a tree. I
was just glad to get out of the arena more or less intact. I'll be having a few ales
to celebrate; you're welcome to join me. -- Moose
Blind Illusion -- That's just not fair! The Commission awards you five skills, an
Advanced Expert rating AND an Advanced Master rating? I fought better than you did,
except at the very last instant! -- Crooked Hoof
The Commission is always unfair.
Nutcracker -- Ha! Us Ducks EAT nuts! Before breakfast! -- Ski Mask, Founder and
President, Ducks with Swords
Mod Cod -- Damned Fish. -- Delice the Red
Sir Occo -- It's always a pleasure to see one of your style performing so well. --
Hallie O'Dene
Moose -- You sot! -- Carrie Nation
Segallion -- All men are fools. -- Carrie Nation
P.S. Most women, too.
Longshore -- And what about "Do unto others as has BEEN done unto you," eh? Would
YOU like to have your sister served up as a roast in orange sauce? -- Ski Mask
21 May 2005
Amendment for "Fratsfa's Quest for the Best!"
Managers that have teams already established in Fratsfa need not have (3) three
warriors in the initiates. FE will NOT be a factor. Stables may be entered at any
time. Just announce your stable in the p-ads.
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This in my invitation to all managers who wish to prove their mettle against
managers from all over Alastari. We have limited TP's in this contest to one a team
at a time. We DO NOT want this contest to become a scum fest as many others have,
hence the Andorian arena. Good luck to all who come to prove their skills. "May
your enemies' blood flow freely" -- Dark Knight Toker, Desolate Empire Alliance
7 June 2005
I am in the process of moving house, and spotlight writing for the next two months
will be very hit-and-miss. -- the Scribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ANIJIA ALARA devastated TALON in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
QUONSET was put to death by CADDY JACKKNIFE in a 3 minute Challenge Title match.
NED THE JANITOR was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
EVIL ELMO narrowly defeated MOUNTAIN GOAT in a 3 minute Challenge match.
FIENDISH GLEE bested MR. POTATO HEAD in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
QUEEN AMAZONIA devastated KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
VALLISNERIA was overcome by HALLIE O'DENE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA slimly lost to FEALOST in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
AGLIBOL viciously subdued TEDDY RUXPIN in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
AVALYNE WHYTE was vanquished by BLACK EYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BRIARTHORN overpowered FRED in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
NUTCRACKER devastated RUTHLESS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SUGARBEET was savagely defeated by PISTON HURRICANE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
CIARAN handily defeated CARRIE NATION in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ARAC IRONFIST was narrowly defeated by 50 SUCKS in a action packed 3 minute struggle.
SPAZZ was beaten by HARV in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
KAIDEN devastated DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT was savagely defeated by BATTLESTONE in a exciting 2 minute bout.
CREDIT LINE overpowered SIR OCCO in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DITCH RAT devastated SHARON SHEW in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LONE WOLF was viciously subdued by RIFT in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
BUCK was vanquished by TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD in a popular 3 minute mismatched fray.
GATEWAY overpowered TICKLES in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
SMELLY TOES overpowered EVE DREWSHADOW in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
QUIFF subdued PLACES THE LOTION... in a exciting 3 minute melee.
SKI MASK was vanquished by CITATION in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
MOOSE was beaten by KI in a action packed 1 minute competition.
GAR & BRILL was overpowered by GAZELLE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLIND ILLUSION was overcome by CROOKED HOOF in a exciting 2 minute fight.
HUMMINGBIRD demolished JOHN LONGSHORE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER overpowered PROWESS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BROKEN TOE was demolished by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 12 AIMED BLOW 80 - 50 - 1 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 BASHING ATTACK 42 - 38 - 2 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 SLASHING ATTACK 43 - 41 - 1 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 45 - 43 - 1 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 80 - 80 - 2 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 35 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 48 - 1 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
Turn 404 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 6 - 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 34 16 1 278 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 67 88 3 213 RHYME TYME (449)
BASHING ATTACK DITCH RAT 82-15360 35 37 5 205 VERMIN! (1267)
SLASHING ATTACK ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675 21 10 1 204 MANIACAL TUFTS (1147)
AIMED BLOW QUONSET 10-4990 43 28 0 203 QUBIT (1136)
STRIKING ATTACK DELICE THE RED 56-3401 60 67 3 184 BAD APPLES (1091)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 29 24 0 132 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)
TOTAL PARRY BUCK 1-2291 43 93 0 119 MOSSRUNNERS (928)
PARRY-LUNGE SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600 25 21 1 87 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-STRIKE TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 24 18 1 62 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was RIFT 12-3922. The ten other most popular fighters were AGLIBOL 12-5848, ARAC
IRONFIST 67-1944, TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637, ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675, QUONSET 10-4990,
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, FEALOST 1-3916, BATTLESTONE 66-2980, PLACES THE LOTION...
98-909, and CROOKED HOOF 56-3493.
The least popular fighter this week was BROKEN TOE 56-3683. The other ten least
popular fighters were PROWESS 2-5155, SIR OCCO 10-5079, DELICE THE RED 56-3401, NED
THE JANITOR 66-2973, JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, SKI MASK 58-5869,
EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246, CARRIE NATION 64-4054, and SUGARBEET 7-5219.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 1 0 SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 4 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 3 4 1 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 4 0 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 5 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEALOST 1-3916 47 60 1 145 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
PROWESS 2-5155 21 24 0 59 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
SUGARBEET 7-5219 24 23 1 62 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 55 79 1 126 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
QUONSET 10-4990 43 28 0 203 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 34 16 1 278 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
RIFT 12-3922 29 20 1 168 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
CITATION 15-3925 20 14 0 100 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
TALON 18-7782 34 15 1 173 GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319) TALCAMA
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 29 24 0 132 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 16 15 1 65 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 23 19 1 124 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
LONE WOLF 31-162 32 36 1 160 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
SPAZZ 33-6207 53 52 0 173 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 99 93 2 211 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 25 21 1 99 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 19 9 0 72 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 22 14 5 145 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 27 29 0 142 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
MOD COD 55-2638 67 88 3 213 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 60 67 3 184 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 61 79 0 158 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
50 SUCKS 60-4129 83 44 2 203 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 53 89 0 73 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
FRED 65-5333 29 13 0 77 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 35 26 0 202 FRAG 'EM ALL! (574) TARRGIR
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 29 20 0 198 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
DITCH RAT 82-15360 35 37 5 205 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909 14 15 5 98 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 21 12 4 187 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
HOLD THE DATES! (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI)
Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis!
Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005. It will be
at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality
Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy. The rooms
are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released!
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. See you there!
Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!),
1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's
reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge),
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--please make your
reservation soon before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. We hope you're all
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!