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Date : 07/27/2005 Duedate: 08/09/2005
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-407
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 ARCANE BEACH 98/1305 163 89 1 64.7 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/516
GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/1319 THE GREENHOUSE 30/1219
2 TUFT TUGGERS 11/557 294 193 4 60.4 8 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 104 102 1 50.5
MANIACAL TUFTS 11/1147 PERFECTION QUEST II 73/1303
3 HYBRIDS V 82/1340 332 264 1 55.7 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1341 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/1227
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1339 CLEVER LINGO 46/1212
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/1306 9 DARKMOON 12/1197 40 49 0 44.9
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1274 10 VIOLENT FEMS 35/972 409 556 9 42.4
ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/1272 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228
4 RAZOR GRACE 67/1327 55 45 0 55.0 11 MY PETS 9/554 501 766 13 39.5
FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/574 RHYME TYME 55/449
MYSTERY MACHINE 65/1326 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES 33/812
5 QUBIT 10/1136 976 810 10 54.6 12 REDHORSE 56/1325 166 264 1 38.6
JOKA MASHER! 60/833 MOSSRUNNERS 1/928
TRIPLE CROWN 15/990 13 REFORMERS 64/1095 479 796 5 37.6
SIR AGLIO 10/788 BAD APPLES 56/1091
SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/791 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1093
SNOTZI'S II 33/813 14 AVENGERS 31/1321 23 52 0 30.7
KNOT WHOLE 2/1333 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
VERMIN! 82/1267 LORDS OF CHAOS 20/1320
6 TWISTED SESA 99/1307 115 103 1 52.8 MEDIEVAL CHAOS 22/1342
7 PUERCO'S PINA 53/700 133 123 1 52.0 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/1123 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
The Alarond golem again! Have they no imagination? Couldn't we have had a GOOD
golem, such as... the Olaf Modeen golem? Although they never get me really right.
All that stuff about medications, bah! What do I need with medications? I'm already
dead, which is just about perfect. You think not? You should try it some time.
Whatever, here we are again. Another day, another nine-ninety-five plus tax. (You
can't get much for a dollar anymore.)
Quite a few fights, as these things are measured at the moment, probably lots of
warriors tuning up for the tournament. That's this weekend, as I'm sure you all
know. Hmm, thirty-four fights, with two standbys. So, sixty-six warriors active
here in Home Guard. I won't say it's a record, but it isn't bad. Eight challenges
matches, all of the ordinary variety. I expect you people to bring us back a couple
of TVs from the tourney. People are looking down on us, calling us puds and tyros.
Huh, what do THEY know? The finest of the Old Reliables and the hottest of the Young
Bloods, that's what we've got here.
I see that Qubit was Most Avoided by Gerfel's Friends, and not without cause.
More of that, as they say, "anon." And I don't mean anonymously. Weird stuff,
language.
"Everyone" was after Kookaburra, or at least, more than were after some OTHER
cookie.
And nobody died. I take that as a good sign, though I know, even if you don't,
that there's nothing wrong with dying. It's the resurrection that's a mistake.
With which all said, here are the fights.
TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (26-18-1,71) of LORDS OF CHAOS fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2)
(0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. TEDDY RUXPIN beat LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute gory
fray. A little TOO gory and frayed this time; I think we'll need to get a new Lake
Sailor. Not that it's a problem: a visit to the waterfront bars, a few drinks
poured down unsuspecting throats, and the next thing you know, there's a signature on
the contract.
GAZELLE (56-3701) (22-19-0,60) of REDHORSE fought BLIND ILLUSION (22-6379) (17-
16-1,52) of MEDIEVAL CHAOS. GAZELLE devastated BLIND ILLUSION in a crowd pleasing 5
minute one-sided battle. FIVE minutes? What did you do, stand around drinking beer?
MOOSE (56-3459) (17-25-0,66) of REDHORSE fought KI (31-165) (29-39-1,62) of
AVENGERS. MOOSE was demolished by KI in a 2 minute gory uneven contest. And what,
we all wonder, has the Moose done that drew down vengeance on his head? Or antlers,
as the case might be.
BROKEN TOE (56-3683) (24-45-1,54) of REDHORSE fought YAKKO (7-3266) (17-15-0,66)
of UNDER JOLLY ROGER. BROKEN TOE beat YAKKO in a 1 minute fray. One thing you can
be sure of with Broken Toe, even when he wins, he doesn't kick.
MOUNTAIN GOAT (56-3700) (27-38-3,75) of REDHORSE fought PROWESS (2-5155) (21-26-
0,54) of KNOT WHOLE. MOUNTAIN GOAT was defeated by PROWESS in an exciting 2 minute
bout. That wasn't a pair of mountains, Goat, and you got what you deserved for
thinking it.
PISTON HURRICANE (40-2287) (20-10-0,93) of AS FAR AS SIAM fought JOHN LONGSHORE
(11-4197) (24-34-0,35) of TUFT TUGGERS. PISTON HURRICANE overpowered JOHN LONGSHORE
in a 1 minute one-sided match. Ah, but John, think how good he'd be as a jackhammer
knocking loose geological samples!
RUTHLESS (15-4591) (26-18-0,91) of TRIPLE CROWN fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252)
(30-54-0,69) of JUST BECAUSE. RUTHLESS vanquished GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-
sided fray. Ruthlessly, of course. What could you expect, after Gar offered him a
brilled horse-burger?
FRED (65-5333) (31-13-0,100) of MYSTERY MACHINE fought CITATION (15-3925) (21-
15-0,90) of TRIPLE CROWN. FRED beat CITATION in a popular 3 minute fight. He tears
up traffic tickets, too.
AVALYNE WHYTE (11-3270) (23-19-1,93) of TUFT TUGGERS fought LIL E. TEE (15-4608)
(15-6-1,40) of TRIPLE CROWN. AVALYNE WHYTE handily defeated LIL E. TEE in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched bout. Anybody surprised? When the handicapper messes up,
he does it THOROUGHLY.
QUIFF (10-4779) (22-11-0,100) of QUBIT fought CROOKED HOOF (56-3493) (29-20-
0,60) of REDHORSE. QUIFF overpowered CROOKED HOOF in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
With a Crooked Hoof, he couldn't run away, after all.
AGLIBOL (12-5848) (21-8-0,106) of DARKMOON fought ZLATINA ANGUELOVA (11-4856)
(27-26-1,94) of TUFT TUGGERS. AGLIBOL vanquished ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in an exciting 2
minute gruesome one-sided fight. Does "one-sided fight" mean that Aglibol only hit
Zlatina on one side?
VALLISNERIA (30-3226) (23-21-1,122) of THE GREENHOUSE fought BRIARTHORN (12-
5671) (20-17-1,126) of DARKMOON. VALLISNERIA overpowered BRIARTHORN in an exciting 1
minute gory uneven fight. Well, look, I wasn't excited. Couple of plants flailing
at each other, who's going to get stirred up about it?
LONE WOLF (31-162) (33-37-1,133) of AVENGERS fought BUCK (1-2291) (43-95-0,96)
of MOSSRUNNERS. LONE WOLF was handily defeated by BUCK in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided contest. But the defeat wasn't the worst part, it was what came afterward.
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD (53-5637) (27-31-0,121) of PUERCO'S PINATA fought SEGALLION
SUNDANCER (11-4600) (26-22-1,92) of TUFT TUGGERS. TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD was beaten by
SEGALLION SUNDANCER in an action packed 2 minute fray. Hey, it's the season of the
sun.
RIFT (12-3922) (31-20-1,175) of SPIRITUAL GIFT fought IRON-PLATED IRV (101-10)
(0-0-0,150) of the College of Mimes. RIFT was luckily beaten by IRON-PLATED IRV in
an action packed 3 minute brutal fight. So who's been feeding Irv meat?
SIR OCCO (10-5079) (34-23-0,172) of SIR AGLIO fought MR. POTATO HEAD (20-442)
(29-26-0,102) of LORDS OF CHAOS. SIR OCCO handily defeated MR. POTATO HEAD in a 1
minute mismatched competition. I guess potatoes just can't take that dry heat.
GATEWAY (82-15631) (19-4-0,169) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought EVE DREWSHADOW
(53-6246) (24-19-0,128) of PUERCO'S PINATA. GATEWAY overpowered EVE DREWSHADOW in a
popular 1 minute one-sided bout. Listen, you guys, it's really hard to come up with
new things to say week after week. How about something more interesting than a "one-
sided bout" next time?
TICKLES (9-3486) (57-79-1,152) of MY PETS fought BLACK EYE (60-6163) (33-21-
0,127) of JOKA MASHER! TICKLES was viciously subdued by BLACK EYE in an exciting 2
minute brutal fight. There's something ris-kay in this, but I'm not supposed to say
it out loud. You guys will have to figure it out for yourselves.
DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (61-68-3,181) of BAD APPLES fought SMELLY TOES (82-
17409) (20-10-0,159) of HYBRIDS V. DELICE THE RED was overpowered by SMELLY TOES in
a 1 minute mismatched brawl. Yep, we'll probably hear about her delicate nose next
time. And to tell you the truth, *I* could smell those toes, and I don't have much
sense of smell what with being dead and all.
DITCH RAT (82-15360) (35-39-5,188) of VERMIN! fought MOD COD (55-2638) (68-89-
3,201) of RHYME TYME. DITCH RAT was overpowered by MOD COD in an action packed 1
minute uneven struggle. Yes, fine, but what was the fish doing in the ditch in the
first place?
ARAC IRONFIST (67-1944) (29-22-0,189) of RAZOR GRACE fought KIDNEY (96-972) (17-
15-3,154) of ORGAN ON THE SANDS. ARAC IRONFIST handily defeated KIDNEY in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided conflict. Steaked it down.
BATTLESTONE (66-2980) (35-28-0,183) of FRAG 'EM ALL! fought SPAZZ (33-6207) (55-
52-0,205) of SNOTZI'S II. BATTLESTONE was demolished by SPAZZ in a popular 1 minute
mismatched match. Very hard to second-guess, Spazz is. Makes it hard to fight 'im.
NED THE JANITOR (66-2973) (38-32-0,203) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought HARV (82-
20046) (18-7-1,175) of 4-LETTER NAMES. NED THE JANITOR was demolished by HARV in a 1
minute mismatched competition. So, I'm not saying there was a broom involved, mind
you, but Ned really cleaned things up out there.
50 SUCKS (60-4129) (84-45-2,209) of JOKA MASHER! fought ANIJIA ALARA (11-4675)
(22-11-1,196) of MANIACAL TUFTS. 50 SUCKS was viciously subdued by ANIJIA ALARA in a
popular 2 minute brutal bout. Thus proving 50's point.
CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (15-24-0,224) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY fought KAIDEN (35-
3108) (99-95-2,181) of VIOLENT FEMS. CREDIT LINE overpowered KAIDEN in a 1 minute
one-sided fight. Does Kaiden love him for it?
And the challenge matches:
SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (22-12-2,75) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged HUMMINGBIRD
(56-3475) (26-28-0,75) of REDHORSE. Straight across. SWALLOWTAIL was vanquished by
HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. Better watch out, Hummingbird,
'cause Swallowtail could throw a Brick Wall at you.
SUGARBEET (7-5219) (25-24-1,73) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged SKI MASK (58-5869)
(46-77-0,72) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Down 1. SUGARBEET overcame SKI MASK in an action
packed 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight. A sugar-glazed roast duck? Duck in
borscht?
KASENKO (73-4445) (20-7-2,84) of PERFECTION QUEST II challenged CARRIE NATION
(64-4054) (55-89-0,85) of REFORMERS. Up 1. KASENKO was bested by CARRIE NATION in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match. Too bad Ms. Nation always insists on
imparting her dietary advice along with any skills.
EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (22-11-4,123) of TWISTED SESAME challenged QUEEN AMAZONIA
(12-4796) (35-44-1,119) of DARKMOON. Down 4. EVIL ELMO was viciously subdued by
QUEEN AMAZONIA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. Quite right. That's the kind of
things queens are supposed to do.
FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (23-15-5,148) of CLEVER LINGO challenged HALLIE O'DENE
(58-6018) (61-81-0,150) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES. Up 2. FIENDISH GLEE savagely defeated
HALLIE O'DENE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight. And laughed. Laughed like
anything. Like, well, a loon or, you know, a hyena, or any other laughing sort of
thing.
CIARAN (1-7176) (24-17-1,116) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged KOOKABURRA (33-
4151) (60-84-2,113) of GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. Down 3. CIARAN won victory over
KOOKABURRA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. That Cookie is now CRUMBS.
PLACES THE LOTION... (98-909) (16-15-5,125) of ARCANE BEACH DAY challenged
FEALOST (1-3916) (48-61-1,150) of MOSSRUNNERS. Up 25. PLACES THE LOTION... savagely
defeated FEALOST in an exciting 3 minute Challenge melee. I specially liked the part
where the Arcane guy placed the lotion on the arenamaster's face and rubbed it in
well....
TALON (18-7782) (35-16-1,187) of GET OUTTA MY WAY challenged R IS FOR REPUGNANT
(99-1155) (22-13-4,208) of GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. Up 21. TALON viciously subdued R IS
FOR REPUGNANT in a 3 minute Challenge fight. Not only repugnant, but pungent. Whew!
And for the title (you can see why Gerfel's Gang was avoiding):
CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (36-16-1,293) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS fought QUONSET (10-
4990) (45-28-0,223) of QUBIT. CADDY JACKKNIFE was defeated by QUONSET in an action
packed 1 minute Title duel. Assorted congratulations and condolences, and I'm outta
here for another two weeks. Maybe I'll see you at the Tourney, if you're there and
I'm sober.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUONSET 10-4990 46 28 0 239 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 16 24 0 232 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675 23 11 1 226 MANIACAL TUFTS (1147) ARUAK CITY
SPAZZ 33-6207 56 52 0 216 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 69 89 3 209 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
TALON 18-7782 36 16 1 207 GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319) TALCAMA
HARV 82-20046 19 7 1 202 4-LETTER NAMES (1341) DWES EG
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 36 17 1 200 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (516) ARUAK CITY
50 SUCKS 60-4129 84 46 2 196 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 22 14 4 194 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 30 22 0 192 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
DITCH RAT 82-15360 35 40 5 181 VERMIN! (1267) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 38 33 0 180 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
SMELLY TOES 82-17409 21 10 0 180 HYBRIDS V (1340) DWES EG
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 35 29 0 178 FRAG 'EM ALL! (574) TARRGIR
KAIDEN 35-3108 99 96 2 176 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
SIR OCCO 10-5079 35 23 0 174 SIR AGLIO (788) KOLACT
GATEWAY 82-15631 20 4 0 173 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1339 DWES EG
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 61 69 3 163 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
RIFT 12-3922 31 21 1 160 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 24 15 5 155 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
KIDNEY 96-972 17 16 3 155 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK EYE 60-6163 34 21 0 148 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 61 82 0 146 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909 17 15 5 146 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
TICKLES 9-3486 57 80 1 138 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 24 21 1 137 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
FEALOST 1-3916 48 62 1 134 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
QUEEN AMAZONIA 12-4796 36 44 1 133 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246 24 20 0 132 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
BUCK 1-2291 44 95 0 125 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
CIARAN 1-7176 25 17 1 123 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
AGLIBOL 12-5848 22 8 0 117 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 22 12 4 116 TWISTED SESAME (1307) SOUTH RIDGE
SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600 27 22 1 115 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
BRIARTHORN 12-5671 20 18 1 115 DARKMOON (1197) RIZTAB
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KOOKABURRA 33-4151 60 85 2 114 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (812) NIATOLI ISLAND
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 29 27 0 113 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
-NUTCRACKER 38-4380 26 21 1 111 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
FRED 65-5333 32 13 0 106 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
QUIFF 10-4779 23 11 0 106 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
LONE WOLF 31-162 33 38 1 104 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
-HEDGEHOG 56-3748 26 26 0 103 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637 27 32 0 102 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 56 89 0 98 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270 24 19 1 96 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
RUTHLESS 15-4591 27 18 0 95 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 21 10 0 95 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856 27 27 1 91 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475 27 28 0 90 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
CITATION 15-3925 21 16 0 90 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
SUGARBEET 7-5219 26 24 1 81 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
KASENKO 73-4445 20 8 2 79 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
-BLOODY NOSE 52-3175 20 15 1 76 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
KI 31-165 30 39 1 75 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 27 18 1 73 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
GAZELLE 56-3701 23 19 0 72 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
SKI MASK 58-5869 46 78 0 71 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
PROWESS 2-5155 22 26 0 70 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 30 55 0 67 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
BROKEN TOE 56-3683 25 45 1 66 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 22 13 2 65 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (1227) MORDANT
CROOKED HOOF 56-3493 29 21 0 63 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700 27 39 3 62 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
YAKKO 7-3266 17 16 0 55 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
MOOSE 56-3459 17 26 0 54 REDHORSE (1325) ROCANIS
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 17 17 1 46 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
LIL E. TEE 15-4608 15 7 1 44 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
-DILL WEED 7-5241 13 5 0 44 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197 24 35 0 43 TUFT TUGGERS (557) ARUAK CITY
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Vallisneria -- For learns like that, the two of us ought to tango more often! Eight
skills in one fight...awesome! -- Sir Occo
R Is For... -- Refrigerator, silly. You move like one. -- Quonset
Of course!
Ned The Janitor -- Couldn't you have eased up a bit when you saw me whiten with the
pain of the wounds? I threw that in in minute five, but it was to no avail. -- 50
Sucks, and counting
Anij -- Well, somehow (no surprise to me) I got above you. Now, then, you gonna do
something about it, or just whimper alone in a corner? -- Quonset
Briathorn -- You know, that approach needs a little work. Sure, a woman likes a
close embrace from a suitable member of the opposite gender, but the thorns... well,
they were a mistake. Mind you, the "never let you go" bit is appealing, at least
sometimes (although here on the Isle, "never" may be a little too long), but the
thorns... no. -- Delice the Red
Rift -- I'm not sure that I can see that as.... No, maybe I can see it as a gift.
After all, the poet says that it's a rift that eventually shuts up the damned
ukelele, and THAT is a gift to everyone within earshot. -- Hallie O'Dene
Ruthless -- Wretched HORSE! You would probably trample EGGS, even! May an eagle eat
your liver! -- Ski Mask
Prowess -- Young woman, pay attention! That "prow" is not a barrel or tun to be
filled with spiritous liquors! Sober up! Early to rise, and five times around the
arena at a trot in full armor! One, two! -- Carrie Nation
Tankesh -- Yep. Like a corkscrew. -- Hallie O'Dene, with a real crick in her neck
Tankesh -- Absolutely! -- Delice the Red
Tankesh and Delice -- Watch out, or you may find yourself together in a story! -- the
Scribe, getting back to work
27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance. In other words, you have to choose! If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both. The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example. If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists
29 Jun 2005
The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the
Goth and Buddy Lee. We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our
alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TALON viciously subdued R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
PLACES THE LOTION... savagely defeated FEALOST in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
CIARAN won victory over KOOKABURRA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FIENDISH GLEE savagely defeated HALLIE O'DENE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO was viciously subdued by QUEEN AMAZONIA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
KASENKO was bested by CARRIE NATION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
SUGARBEET overcame SKI MASK in a action packed 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
SWALLOWTAIL was vanquished by HUMMINGBIRD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CADDY JACKKNIFE was defeated by QUONSET in a action packed 1 minute Title duel.
CREDIT LINE overpowered KAIDEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
50 SUCKS was viciously subdued by ANIJIA ALARA in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
NED THE JANITOR was demolished by HARV in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLESTONE was demolished by SPAZZ in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
ARAC IRONFIST handily defeated KIDNEY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DITCH RAT was overpowered by MOD COD in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
DELICE THE RED was overpowered by SMELLY TOES in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TICKLES was viciously subdued by BLACK EYE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
GATEWAY overpowered EVE DREWSHADOW in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SIR OCCO handily defeated MR. POTATO HEAD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RIFT was luckily beaten by IRON-PLATED IRV in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD was beaten by SEGALLION SUNDANCER in a action packed 2 minute fray.
LONE WOLF was handily defeated by BUCK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
VALLISNERIA overpowered BRIARTHORN in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
AGLIBOL vanquished ZLATINA ANGUELOVA in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
QUIFF overpowered CROOKED HOOF in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
AVALYNE WHYTE handily defeated LIL E. TEE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
FRED beat CITATION in a popular 3 minute fight.
RUTHLESS vanquished GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PISTON HURRICANE overpowered JOHN LONGSHORE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MOUNTAIN GOAT was defeated by PROWESS in a exciting 2 minute bout.
BROKEN TOE beat YAKKO in a 1 minute fray.
MOOSE was demolished by KI in a 2 minute gory uneven contest.
GAZELLE devastated BLIND ILLUSION in a crowd pleasing 5 minute one-sided battle.
TEDDY RUXPIN beat LAKE SAILOR in a 2 minute gory fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 AIMED BLOW 85 - 48 - 1 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 WALL OF STEEL 47 - 42 - 1 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 43 - 39 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 72 - 72 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 32 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 BASHING ATTACK 33 - 46 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 42 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 18 - 0 22 |
Turn 407 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 4 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 6 3 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 7 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 7 - 4 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 5
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW QUONSET 10-4990 46 28 0 239 QUBIT (1136)
SLASHING ATTACK ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675 23 11 1 226 MANIACAL TUFTS (1147)
BASHING ATTACK SPAZZ 33-6207 56 52 0 216 SNOTZI'S II (813)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 69 89 3 209 RHYME TYME (449)
WALL OF STEEL TALON 18-7782 36 16 1 207 GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319)
STRIKING ATTACK DELICE THE RED 56-3401 61 69 3 163 BAD APPLES (1091)
TOTAL PARRY BUCK 1-2291 44 95 0 125 MOSSRUNNERS (928)
PARRY-LUNGE SEGALLION SUNDANC 11-4600 27 22 1 115 TUFT TUGGERS (557)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 29 27 0 113 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320)
PARRY-STRIKE TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 27 18 1 73 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was PLACES THE LOTION... 98-909. The ten other most popular fighters were RIFT
12-3922, ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675, CITATION 15-3925, SKI MASK 58-5869, GAZELLE 56-3701,
TALON 18-7782, BLACK EYE 60-6163, MOUNTAIN GOAT 56-3700, CIARAN 1-7176, and
KOOKABURRA 33-4151.
The least popular fighter this week was JOHN LONGSHORE 11-4197. The other ten least
popular fighters were MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442, EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246, DELICE THE RED
56-3401, KAIDEN 35-3108, SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387, MOOSE 56-3459, YAKKO 7-3266, GAR & BRILL
38-4252, LIL E. TEE 15-4608, and CROOKED HOOF 56-3493.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 2 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 2 0
KOLACT(10) 3 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 3 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 4 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 2 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 3 4 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 2 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FEALOST 1-3916 48 62 1 134 MOSSRUNNERS (928) MORDANT
PROWESS 2-5155 22 26 0 70 KNOT WHOLE (1333) NIANIA
SUGARBEET 7-5219 26 24 1 81 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 57 80 1 138 MY PETS (554) ZUKAL
QUONSET 10-4990 46 28 0 239 QUBIT (1136) KOLACT
ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675 23 11 1 226 MANIACAL TUFTS (1147) ARUAK CITY
RIFT 12-3922 31 21 1 160 SPIRITUAL GIFT (791) RIZTAB
RUTHLESS 15-4591 27 18 0 95 TRIPLE CROWN (990) MALCORN
TALON 18-7782 36 16 1 207 GET OUTTA MY WAY (1319) TALCAMA
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 29 27 0 113 LORDS OF CHAOS (1320) SEAM
BLIND ILLUSION 22-6379 17 17 1 46 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (1342) SOLVEN
VALLISNERIA 30-3226 24 21 1 137 THE GREENHOUSE (1219) IAYE
LONE WOLF 31-162 33 38 1 104 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
SPAZZ 33-6207 56 52 0 216 SNOTZI'S II (813) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 99 96 2 176 VIOLENT FEMS (972) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 30 55 0 67 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 21 10 0 95 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 24 15 5 155 CLEVER LINGO (1212) ARDIVENT
EVE DREWSHADOW 53-6246 24 20 0 132 PUERCO'S PINATA (700) KHALHUMS
MOD COD 55-2638 69 89 3 209 RHYME TYME (449) KHALANI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 61 69 3 163 BAD APPLES (1091) ROCANIS
HALLIE O'DENE 58-6018 61 82 0 146 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1093) DELARQ TOR
50 SUCKS 60-4129 84 46 2 196 JOKA MASHER! (833) ARADI
CARRIE NATION 64-4054 56 89 0 98 REFORMERS (1095) KURUKAR
FRED 65-5333 32 13 0 106 MYSTERY MACHINE (1326) DAL SHANG
NED THE JANITOR 66-2973 38 33 0 180 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (1123) TARRGIR
ARAC IRONFIST 67-1944 30 22 0 192 RAZOR GRACE (1327) BARIKALA
KASENKO 73-4445 20 8 2 79 PERFECTION QUEST II (1303) ERINIKA
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 16 24 0 232 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1274 DWES EG
KIDNEY 96-972 17 16 3 155 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (1272) OLD VALAMANTIS
PLACES THE LOTION.. 98-909 17 15 5 146 ARCANE BEACH DAY (1305) SYVYN'S HILL
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 22 14 4 194 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (1306) SOUTH RIDGE